I think they should add a second mode called "Color by Color" where you start going color blind and need to make an antidote to fix yourself. You wouldn't have the names of the liquids anymore just something like "Blue goes with Yellow to make....blah blah blah."
I'm trying to figure out in what universe 5'10" is short. The way he and others talk about his height, I seriously thought he was 5'6" or something. xD
Court's Little Lambs Reborn Nursery believe me guys, its short I mean hell i'm shorter then Mark (only by a couple of inches but still short is short no matter which way you slice it)
Someone draw a tiny grumpled Markimoo stuck inside a boot, please! That'd be so cute! PS: Thank you so much everyone for over a hundred likes and for their art! This community is so much like a big family and I love all you guys for keeping this place such a fun and nice area of the internet. =]
ChristopherWalker Gaming Don’t know if trolling or not, but just do everyone’s informed, there are 5 stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance.
Actually Mark, labs do use microwaves sometimes. They’re clearly labeled “not for food” and sometimes other things like “Biohazard” based on what it’s intended for. I think I used a lab microwave for agar once The main thing that stressed me out in this game was seeing the chemical hood sash so high. I thought the Explodium was gonna blow right there and the sash height would be to blame
Sequel idea; At the height you are at the end, you have to make a growth formula, and you begin growing too big. So thus it is then a race against time to make a cure to stop growing before you can't fit in the room anymore.
I'm watching this video for the 10th time because this was my very first Markiplier video and I can't express how happy I am that I found this video, this channel, this community, and this guy. Love you so much Mark❤
Let me get this straight. RUclips thought it'd be okay to give me a Logan Paul or Jake Paul or whatever Paul video notification, when I've never seen a Paul video in my life, but it didn't give me the notification for this video when I've seen all of your videos? Interesting.
On a late Friday night, a new scientist named Mark was incredibly tired after a long day of chemical experimentation, so he used the lab equipment to make some sweet, delectable coffee. After drinking it, he felt strange, as if his legs were weak and frail. He soon realized that he was suddenly shrinking. Frantically, he started grabbing, fusing, and drinking every chemical he could get his hands in. He eventually narrowed his options down to one, Darkium. He chugged it down, as this was his final chance to save himself. It worked, to disastrous results. He grew back to his normal size, rejoicing the chemical. Then, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his pituitary gland as it changed him to a bad person and corrupting his positive attitude. Finally, a strange black gas came out of his eyes and mouth, now known as Vantablack Gas. He collapsed and then flew up, floating skin to that of a ghost. This was the birth of a horrible physical manifestation of all of Mark's hatred, grief, and pain that would be known to us as Darkiplier.
Here is the logic of some people, which is my pet peeve when it comes to height: Eric: I am 5'10 Dave: You are short. Eric: How tall are you?! Dave: I'm 6'3 Eric: Well you're short too Dave: No I'm not lol Steve (who is 7'0): Yes you are. Cain (Who is 7'2): You ALL are short.
You're uncles are big af yo, and you got short af friends lmao where you live? Such substantial height dfferences, in my country literally everyone's within the range of 6'0-5'6, with some odd ones out who are very tall 6'2 or 6'4, and some extreme shorter people(at least according to our height) who are around 5 feet~
I mean technically though, they are short compared to them. I kind of jokingly walk around calling my friends short ( if they don’t like me doing that I won’t ).
kittyleafdraws - I'm 5'3" while my dad is 6'1", he has never known the plight of us shorties. He has been ridiculously tall his whole life, even in grade school he was the tallest boy in class.
The thought of a smol grumpy Mark stuck in a boot until someone finds me just makes me chuckle. xD Thanks, Mark! This game actually seemed really cool!
You're not short. You're just always surrounded by tall people. It's that kind of "beaker half full" mentality we need to maintain to get through our... short... lives.
that moment when your family leaves you behind to rot but you turn out successful in life and you think to yourself, "TAKE THAT, MOM AND DAD!" but they dont remember you and you remember that they dont remember you and you quietly cry to yourself and you realize youre donald trump
CursedHacker I can already imagine the remix- WHY AM I GETTING SHORTY SHORT I AM SO SHORTY SHORT (shoooort) SHORTY SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORTY SHOOOORT idk
I'm imagining Bob and Wade as Marks coworkers coming in the next day to find 6-inch tall Mark stuck inside of a boot ranting about how he's not short and a perfectly average height lmao. That sounds like a filler chapter to an episodic fanfic xD
SMOLL BEAN Exactly, except both me and my mother are short. I'm already an inch taller than her but I fear in still gonna be a short stock totally not like Markiplier.
You’re not short. My dad’s about your height.... Although there was this one time at the doctor’s office when I was a kid... He claimed to be 6’2 and the doctor said “Oh, really? That’s the height I am! Let’s go check. :)” By “check” he meant the measurer on the wall... the one made to look like a giraffe 😂 I love that doctor
Mark: I don't know what the duck darkium does Me: it gives you an evil persona like darkiplier if that's so GIVE ME DARKIUM MARK please? And your not short mark your a perfectly normal height to me
Anyone that's 5 feet 8 inches tall is taller than me. I USED to be 5'8" but I've lost a quarter of an inch from this really crappy disease called degenerative disc disease. Loverly. You're not short Mark. You're the perfect height for you 🤘🐙
jackson bailey I stopped growing at 15. My daughter is 16 and hasn't gotten any taller. I think she's stopped too.... 5'1" for the rest of her life 😣😖😧😢 I feel bad for her cuz she hates being short
I don't think you're short. 5'10 is pretty normal. I think the reason why everyone thinks you're short is a combination of two things: 1: Your friends are HUGE. Bob looks like he's 6'4 or something! 2: Because of your body and muscular shape, you look like you're way bigger than 5'10. Or maybe you ARE short, idk.
I feel like it’s more because he’s got a longer upper body compared to his legs which creates an illusion of him being shorter than he is. 10/10 would still smash regardless
I was super lucky enough to meet both Jack and Mark. Mark isn’t short! (He’s not tall either ) but he’s not short! .....Actually btw the two Jack seems much smaller in person. Just saying. I feel bad but the truth must be told!
They should make a sequel where he tries to get big again but gets even bigger and bigger.
Oscar Glanfield I was thinking the same thing, are there games like that already? If so, he should play them.
That's.
A genius.
Idea.
When I get into college, (Going to an Art school for all different types of art) I'm gonna make your idea a game
@@atlasthetitan463 Update us when you've made the game, please.
That would make him even happier😂😂
Oscar Glanfield that’s what she said
Markiplier: Sobbing as he becomes one with the boot
"Maybe I should stop using our lab equipment to make coffee?"
"noo"
Markiplier when he is 10 inches tall:*silence*
Markiplier when he is 5'4: SHORT, SHORTY, SHORT
Yes I can agree be I am 5'4, why must I be short
ha ha short
I'd be twice as tall as you but sadly I never reached my true potential 😥
@@forestwolfang1962 what does that mean? why didn't u reach your potential
I mean that I never grew to the right height like was supposed to lol, now my cousin likes to tease on how short I am but I'm use to it lol
"now I have to be *mad*
And *small*
In this boot"
Lol🐶
666 likes
Mark as a scientist: And now I will carefully put the ingredients in...
*knocks them over*
*lab explodes*
Mark: ....well shit.
No, that's me as a scientist.
Kippital I was 300th like for your comment!
lol true
Jack would yell so loud they explode
Markiplier makes: a mess ciz he thought he could be a scientist
So this is what the real world looks like from Mark's perspective...
Nice.
Not really. It’s only that when Wade and Bob are there. When he’s alone, his ego lets him look down on everything else.
Hahah
@@KiyanPocket Bruh, no need to toast Mark so badly
@@KiyanPocket this comment has absolutely no right to be as funny as it is
“iM iN tHe bOot!”
-Markiplier 2018
2017
@@dotbox2526 2018
*"there's a Markiplier in my boot!"*
kooketh-shooketh_imdone I commented that 3 hours ago
lol
*looks in boot* Yep....sure enough....
Mark: Um...ahem...a kettle help?
No..........
Mark: Y?
I........I don't know?
kooketh-shooketh_imdone what a predicament for mark😂
lol
I think they should add a second mode called "Color by Color" where you start going color blind and need to make an antidote to fix yourself.
You wouldn't have the names of the liquids anymore just something like "Blue goes with Yellow to make....blah blah blah."
But then there wouldn’t be a game over, just a life of zen.
What if you're just slowly getting blinder and blinder? Or faster and faster? Or slower and slower? Or bigger and bigger?
Winson Zen? I know colorblind people; it's just an inconvenience
Nous Resterons La or have it be they grow inch by inch so they progressively get taller and taller and need to use tiny things to make the antidote
An inconvenient state of zen :3
I'm trying to figure out in what universe 5'10" is short. The way he and others talk about his height, I seriously thought he was 5'6" or something. xD
I would've thought he was in the low 5 to high 4 range
Court's Little Lambs Reborn Nursery believe me guys, its short I mean hell i'm shorter then Mark (only by a couple of inches but still short is short no matter which way you slice it)
Isn’t 5’10” like average?
I used to think he was 4’5-
What's wrong with 5'6"
They should've made a sequel where you're continously growing and it becomes harder to operate smaller things.
How big would you get after a game over?
@@ThatOwlGuy64 space...?
foot by foot..?
"1 = Too poopy to be coffee."
"2 = ???"
"3 = Xanium = coffee?"
Where's 2? Is it on a high shelf? Do you need a stool?
100th like
No, you need a cauldrons, a hammer and a lot of patience
*explodium
you madlad you
plural lol
Someone draw a tiny grumpled Markimoo stuck inside a boot, please! That'd be so cute!
PS: Thank you so much everyone for over a hundred likes and for their art! This community is so much like a big family and I love all you guys for keeping this place such a fun and nice area of the internet. =]
Avalon Meade I'm literally on it!
Idiots Relm I would love to see that! Where will you post it?
Dark Gamer.exe not sure honestly... Probably DeviantArt (AustynLevi) and Instagram (austynleviart)
Idiots Relm I really want to see that
caustic synishade did it on tumblr
"I'm Not Mad, I'm short!" - Markiplier in a different 2020 video that i can't remember the name of.
Video titled "uh oh... | RAFT" at exactly 11 minutes in
"that's important, ima put that on the floor." -- Markilpier Bigbrain
He went through the 7 stages of grief whenever he got stuck in the boot
I'm done there's only five stages
All _s e v e n_
+Robert Brotherton
No, There Are Seven Stages Of Grief.
ChristopherWalker Gaming Don’t know if trolling or not, but just do everyone’s informed, there are 5 stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance.
I'm done omg your so right, but he got lucky at the 6th stage and got out
Is this game a representation of Markiplier's fears?
Justin Y. You would think that yeah and oh hey it's you "stop following me" I guess everyone says that
Justin Y. justin do u mind if i want to be like you?
also ur everywhere
cuz ur the comment king
_it represents his life_
Im not even surprised when I see you anymore. Hello lol
Woah! You really ARE everywhere! I like you!
Scientist: "I hate this with every inch of my body."
Me: "That's not a lot of inches."
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO burn
ROASTEEEEED
Omg XD
AvenRave o o f
you could also use that on me, but id probably slap you in the face
Me: casually is 5’ 1”
Mark: *when he is 5’ 1”* wHy aM I sO sHorTy sHort
Me: ... :’(
I’m assuming he meant short for a guy
OoOoOoOoOf
I’m 5’ don’t feel bad
& I’m TWENTY
being tall is not always the best .im 6.56 etc 199 cm and i can tell you it is freaking enoying to need to buck down for a lot of stuff
Mark isn't Short!!! He's just *Vertically Challenged* ...
O man
Im vertically challenged too
:'3
Bryce Mckenzie agreed
(Insert 2018 markiplier meme here)
E
Actually Mark, labs do use microwaves sometimes. They’re clearly labeled “not for food” and sometimes other things like “Biohazard” based on what it’s intended for. I think I used a lab microwave for agar once
The main thing that stressed me out in this game was seeing the chemical hood sash so high. I thought the Explodium was gonna blow right there and the sash height would be to blame
“Number one... number three”
Number thre *E*
n u m b e r f i f t e e n
Number SIXTE EEN
Hi I Trigger People burger king foot lettuce
but that might be what you gaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeetttt
Science labs have microwaves that they use for various procedures, including making protein separation gel.
"I'M IN THE BOOT!" Hahahaha! I laughed so hard at that! Someone animate this PLEASE!
agreed, this is a good video for animation
THERE IS A MARKIPLIER IN MY BOOT
This joke is kinda shoehorned in.
ZorotheGallade yeah it went down the heel fast
Don't put on your boots!! Just on case there is a mark inside one of them
I thought markiplier would have liked the sound of explodium in the morning.
XD
Techno The Destroyer I
There's a Mark in my boot
Jclubsandwich And the award for comment of the year goes to you!!!
Underrated comment
Yes there's a mark in my boot
Jclubsandwich "Made In China" Oh yeah I see that mark everywhere. Lmao
Jclubsandwich OH MY GOD
Sequel idea;
At the height you are at the end, you have to make a growth formula, and you begin growing too big.
So thus it is then a race against time to make a cure to stop growing before you can't fit in the room anymore.
ALL THIS AMAZING EDITING IS MAKING ME DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE OF LAUGHTER!!
Not a Morning Person YES AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQ IM DYING OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LOOOK AT MEEE IM DEQDD AHHQHQHAHAHAHHQHA
Not a Morning Person Ethan is amazing at editing lmao
so dead you can't spell? :D
Not a Morning Person Nah im laughing too much to spell
Momiplier:"You could have been taller"
I must resist the urge to make a Chemistry pun but I fear there will be no reactions.
FrostyFlakes i laughed..thank you.
That's a rather noble attempt at a joke... lol
If you aren't careful you'll be a catalyst to something catastrophic
Yes u were right
I'm watching this video for the 10th time because this was my very first Markiplier video and I can't express how happy I am that I found this video, this channel, this community, and this guy. Love you so much Mark❤
Let me get this straight. RUclips thought it'd be okay to give me a Logan Paul or Jake Paul or whatever Paul video notification, when I've never seen a Paul video in my life, but it didn't give me the notification for this video when I've seen all of your videos?
Interesting.
nut on ya titty
RUclips is fucked -_-'
oh geez call the paramedics RUclips IS DRUNK AGAIN
And here we can see just how powerful money can be.
Luisa Taiye Me too.
Luisa Taiye lmao I figured I've done that before
OOOOOO WHO LIVES IN A BOOT UNDER THE DESK???!! Tiny plier!!
Ahhhh ant😱
Fudgin Pudim XD
SCREAMIN' AND CURSIN' MORE THAN YOU'VE EVER SEEN?!?! Tiny Plier!
Fudgin Pudim Lmao
HA.HA HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
On a late Friday night, a new scientist named Mark was incredibly tired after a long day of chemical experimentation, so he used the lab equipment to make some sweet, delectable coffee.
After drinking it, he felt strange, as if his legs were weak and frail. He soon realized that he was suddenly shrinking. Frantically, he started grabbing, fusing, and drinking every chemical he could get his hands in.
He eventually narrowed his options down to one, Darkium. He chugged it down, as this was his final chance to save himself. It worked, to disastrous results. He grew back to his normal size, rejoicing the chemical. Then, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his pituitary gland as it changed him to a bad person and corrupting his positive attitude. Finally, a strange black gas came out of his eyes and mouth, now known as Vantablack Gas. He collapsed and then flew up, floating skin to that of a ghost.
This was the birth of a horrible physical manifestation of all of Mark's hatred, grief, and pain that would be known to us as Darkiplier.
This is supposed to be an alternate-dimension origin to Darkiplier, if you wanted to know.
I love this
Skeleton Gaming H YOU NEED TO MAKE THIS A BOOK LIKE I'D PAY MONEY FOR THIS
When I heard "Darkium" my mind snapped to Darkiplier xD
Melody Bean .3. :3,
Thank you, that means a lot!
try out the sanbox mode! thumbs up for markiplier to read it!
"I'm in the boot" (loses all hope) *starts playing IN THE ARMS OF THE ANGEL FLY AWAY...*
Whenever he got stuck in the boot, I started laughing so hard I was literally crying and wheezing.
OMFG SAME BAHAHAAHAHAHA
And then he goes home and his wife (or husband) is like "Did you make coffee at the lab again?"
"This is the mega-genius equivalent of dying on the toilet"
Why does this game make me anxious
IT SHOULDN’T BECAUSE IT IS A PERFECTLY NORMAL HEIGHT
same
For me it was the thought of being stuck in a boot, and waking up Monday to a scientist putting his foot into that boot.
If you want true anxiety, pause at 4:21...
"We aren't short. We're "fun sized""
Luigi yeah what u gonna do about it. This is democracy *buddy*
YEAH
Skelecorn there’s nothing fun about not being able to reach stuff
I:53
Mark: "Why would a lab even need a microwave?"
Me: "Umm, hot pockets duhh!!"
I think I have let go of said hot pocket
Lame and not funny.
Hot pocket
Ethan Briones finally someone who understands.
Mark: **gets mad that he's 5'1**
Me: **Cries in 4'11**
Me: *Laughing in 6.21*
Yall are tall wtf
@@VibeyViberson its okay if youre still puberty, but the last height result will be sadly unsatisfying for you
Because u a girl okay
You: *cries in 4’11*
Me: *depressed in 4’8*
It can always be worse
Oh, so THAT'S why Mark had a SHORT temper in getting over it.
Ha nice one
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
very funny ha ha ha
ugh! that's priceless
I am a PERSON Hey. Can we cut Markimoo a little slack here? >
Here is the logic of some people, which is my pet peeve when it comes to height:
Eric: I am 5'10
Dave: You are short.
Eric: How tall are you?!
Dave: I'm 6'3
Eric: Well you're short too
Dave: No I'm not lol
Steve (who is 7'0): Yes you are.
Cain (Who is 7'2): You ALL are short.
You're uncles are big af yo, and you got short af friends lmao where you live? Such substantial height dfferences, in my country literally everyone's within the range of 6'0-5'6, with some odd ones out who are very tall 6'2 or 6'4, and some extreme shorter people(at least according to our height) who are around 5 feet~
I mean technically though, they are short compared to them. I kind of jokingly walk around calling my friends short ( if they don’t like me doing that I won’t ).
how tall are you?
Mythical If you’re talking to me, I’m 6ft 4. Still growing as well.
+Just a masked man Damn that's tall, you're a big guy, ever thought about playing Basketball?
*that's not a beaker, that's a graduated cylinder*
Leo Cruz or an universal Bucket???
Mark: ...fight against the clock
Me, still recovering from unus annus deletion: pain.
More like Markiplier Simulator
Roasted
I love that XD
_more like me i have no life simulater_
Somebody better give Mark some ice, cuz he just got BURNED!!!
_shut it man u a straight furry_
I WANT THIS TO BE ANIMATED XD
YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEES
Yea
me too :p
it is!
Mark I am a whopping 5'3" I'd be a goddamn fool if I thought you were short
kittyleafdraws I’m 5’0”, feel tall yet? 😜😜😜
Same. 5'3.
kittyleafdraws - I'm 5'3" while my dad is 6'1", he has never known the plight of us shorties. He has been ridiculously tall his whole life, even in grade school he was the tallest boy in class.
Actual short people unite!!
kittyleafdraws 5’11”😝
Mark:IM NOT SHORT!!!
Me: Our first smol Markipler. What would Momiplier say about this?
The thought of a smol grumpy Mark stuck in a boot until someone finds me just makes me chuckle. xD
Thanks, Mark! This game actually seemed really cool!
You're not short. You're just always surrounded by tall people. It's that kind of "beaker half full" mentality we need to maintain to get through our... short... lives.
fun fact, taller people have shorter lives cus it puts pressure on their circulatory system. So yes, short height, long lives.
@ling yan
That's a bit sad actually, haha...
Markiplier: this is a game about a scientist who shrunk in height
...uhh... I thought you were planning to be an engineer.
whizwhite 👏👏
mark "I don't know what Darkium is"
me: it makes an infinite doorway for Darkiplier to get out
Too many signing of calendars interrupted your growth.
Zevastian 1991 why would he be growing at 28 years old?
Zevastian 1991 your*
Jesscar because he's Markimoo (?)
Lol the title tho
Markium + Darkium= Darkiplier
Disney Lover OWO AMAZING
Disney Lover
You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.
True my friend true
Darkiplier is a coffee?
Darkiplierum
Mark "OH NO I'M GETTING TOO SHORT!"
*is 2 inches away from my height* T-T
I'm 6 foot exactly, but one of my closest friends is 5'2, I showed her the video and she nearly shanked me :)
I am 5'5 =>
I'm 2'6
Why is no one talking about how he said "tittie sprinkle" twice throughout this video? 😂
Coolcatz 2018 Yet you only had to wait a week. Seems a bit unfair, eh?
Coolcatz 2018 Only wait 11 minutes, fool.
Coolcatz 2018 So it is war. You’ll wait 38 minutes.
@what in the world You had to wait 2 days for someone to reply
Cole W. Edits You had to wait 3 hours!
*Honey I Shrunk Markiplier*
Frisk uh how could you😨😨😨
That moment when you become so small your boot becomes your prison and you look back on your life and wonder where it all went wrong
that moment when your family leaves you behind to rot but you turn out successful in life and you think to yourself, "TAKE THAT, MOM AND DAD!" but they dont remember you and you remember that they dont remember you and you quietly cry to yourself and you realize youre donald trump
Mac_Tonight I hate when that happens.
Thank You Markiplier for making me smile any time I feel down. Absolutely love your content. Makes me want to be a better RUclipsr!!
Michael Caston ahahaha of course you feel down, your short 😂
So what? I don't think 5'8 is short. How tall are you then hot shot?
Michael Caston its not that short but I'm 6'5
Okay, fair enough. Am just saying am quite happy being the height I am.
Michael Caston
But you have no content tho.
Mark- Can't even reach the door knob
Also Mark - *I SEEM TO BE OF PERFECTLY REASONABLE HEIGHT*
"i feel like they could expand this in a *big* way"
Nice one :3
Kitty Princess i just quoted the end of the video. :3
Lol
I like were your going with thiss
thats what she said lol im sorry
I AM GETTING SHORTY SHORT
*WHY AM I SO SHORTY SHORT*
E
Please someone make a remix of that
"And like I said,someone stepped on him,and Mark was no more."
CursedHacker I can already imagine the remix-
WHY AM I GETTING SHORTY SHORT
I AM SO SHORTY SHORT (shoooort)
SHORTY SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORTY SHOOOORT
idk
I'm pretty sure when he said that, he was my height, lol...
One could say Markiplier *GOT THE BOOT*
😂😂😂 nice one😂😂😂
Supreme Overseer
-and one for Jenny and the wimp-
No the boot got Markiplier lol
YES PUNS!!
I'm imagining Bob and Wade as Marks coworkers coming in the next day to find 6-inch tall Mark stuck inside of a boot ranting about how he's not short and a perfectly average height lmao. That sounds like a filler chapter to an episodic fanfic xD
Such a good video for people who do animations
*hint hint*
Especially on the boot part!
MARKS NOT SHORT!!!!
Even if his mom said he could be a bit taller... XD
*takes glasses off*
How dare you complain about this family..
*shakes head*
_how dare you.._
Momiplier “ you could be bit taller...”
Every time mark said DARKIUM I was like “Darkiplier?Darkipliers an element?”XD
I'm in the boot
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"There's a Mark in my boot!"
-Woody, probably if he was watching this
You actually aren't THAT short, Mark. It's just that everyone else is too tall.
logic
RisenSatellite I’ll say I’m short or be like “hey I grew” and my mom will say something like “ you’re not that short, your friends are just giants”
SMOLL BEAN Exactly, except both me and my mother are short. I'm already an inch taller than her but I fear in still gonna be a short stock totally not like Markiplier.
“It’s kind of an interesting concept to fight against the clock”
Memento Mori friend
Omg xD I just lost it when he got stuck in the boot!
I guess you got SHORT changed by this LITTLE game. That's a TINY problem! *grabs coat*
Jk
Yes. Just, yes.
You’re not short. My dad’s about your height.... Although there was this one time at the doctor’s office when I was a kid... He claimed to be 6’2 and the doctor said “Oh, really? That’s the height I am! Let’s go check. :)” By “check” he meant the measurer on the wall... the one made to look like a giraffe 😂 I love that doctor
Your dad's short.
He's short.
Hah
Mark saying Lynxium BEFORE Lixian was his editor:
*Nothing*
Mark saying Lynxium AFTER Lixian became his editor:
Lixian: " You called? "
Mark: I don't know what the duck darkium does
Me: it gives you an evil persona like darkiplier if that's so GIVE ME DARKIUM MARK please?
And your not short mark your a perfectly normal height to me
Evelynn Dyas *yous'nt
Evelynn Dyas You did what?
Evelynn Dyas Mark drinking Darkium would make a good fanfic lol
Evelynn Dyas I
darkium markium
Anyone that's 5 feet 8 inches tall is taller than me. I USED to be 5'8" but I've lost a quarter of an inch from this really crappy disease called degenerative disc disease. Loverly. You're not short Mark. You're the perfect height for you 🤘🐙
im 14 but im 5' 6"
jackson bailey I stopped growing at 15. My daughter is 16 and hasn't gotten any taller. I think she's stopped too.... 5'1" for the rest of her life 😣😖😧😢 I feel bad for her cuz she hates being short
nah hes pretty short
im so sorry
Im 5'6" i think at 13
I don't think you're short. 5'10 is pretty normal. I think the reason why everyone thinks you're short is a combination of two things:
1: Your friends are HUGE. Bob looks like he's 6'4 or something!
2: Because of your body and muscular shape, you look like you're way bigger than 5'10.
Or maybe you ARE short, idk.
You're right though, Tyler, Bob and Wade are giants lol they're 6ft+
I'm 6'5.
I feel like a midget being 5'3 lol
I feel like it’s more because he’s got a longer upper body compared to his legs which creates an illusion of him being shorter than he is. 10/10 would still smash regardless
I work in a biochemistry lab, I can confirm this kind of thing happens every week
PERFECTLY AVERAGE HEIGHT!! 👍👍👍
Elizabeth Santiago
You Are Right 😍😍
Elizabeth Santiago xnxx
LOL Your funny
"Why am I so shorty short?"
You are not short you're just surrounded by giants
The real people's club starts at 6'2" so you're absolutely NOT short in the slightest Markimoo.
Shortyplier
_15 shorties to be exact ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_
They called Markiplier "Todd Anthony Shaw" in high school.
Look it up
I was super lucky enough to meet both Jack and Mark. Mark isn’t short! (He’s not tall either ) but he’s not short! .....Actually btw the two Jack seems much smaller in person. Just saying. I feel bad but the truth must be told!
I don't get why being a bit on the short side is a bad thing. I find it kinda adorable :3
Juicy Pear l dont think it’s bad either! Haha
cool. do ya think thier faries? (I ship septiplier, and I'm proud of it.)
kitcat channel Septiplier is dead lol and they’re definitely one of a kind! More men should be like them!
It's weird cause Jack said he's 5'10 as well but he looks smaller
Antman Simulator 2018 looks good
_best selling nintendo switch game_
What would’ve made this funnier is every time he shrank his voice would get higher up to the point where he got stuck in the boot
This game looks sick!
Goku Gun would do better with some color
I hope it gets better soon :(
Goku Gun I that a pun
I died when he fell in the boot lmfao
ᎯNIME NIᎶHᏆCᎾRE same
ok lets make sure that he never falls inside the boot again to prevent further casualties.
Same
Isn't it funny that the laws of physics change every time you restart the game
And Dark got his own element xD
"I'm not short."
Is that what you wanted me to say Mark?
*MANS NOT SHORT*
always tall
Take off your heels. Mans not short.
*MAN'S NOT SHOT IN THE THOT*
kinda im 12 and im 5 ft 6in dude but pretty tall for most of my uncles are like theirty and im taller than them
Well, I'm 15 and only 6'5, and I'm still growing. To me, everyone is short.
P.S. It's not very fun hitting your head on literally everything.
I should try this game, because I overlooked it 😏🤣
I must've been short- sighted to have not seen that pun 😋😅🤗😐😓😨
_Then under look it._
ArixSage but I'm 6"5, that'll be quite challenging
nunya nunyabiz 🤣🤣
As a short person, I just laughed out loud😂😂
Me: *sees title*
Me: we know honey we know
0:13 Him: before-
me:BEFORE YOU ARE LITTLE TO LATE!
him:no