3 WEIRD GAMES
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Beginning of Video: “It’s so hard, it’s so hard.”
End of video: “NOOOOOO MY TABLE”
omg i was reading that right when he was saying “NOOOOOO MY TABLE”💀💀
Lol
Also beginning of video: "Is that a vibrator?" "I'm also hard"
I literally fell off my chair at the end
It’s Broken!!!
"I'm not gonna make it. I might make it. I'm not going to make it. I made it."
Sounds like my grades.
Alyssa Hunter .
Sounds like you should be studying more and watching RUclips less.
Honestly me too
At least you made it at the end
@The Confusing Riddle Stop being rude
Basically your whole life
"I keep getting so close"
"it's so hard"
"I got stuck in the crack"
"is that a vibrator?"
Drinking game
Cat Cat
R/NoahGetTheBoat
@@fnafchannel3796 lol u made my night. Thank! Also im now one of your subs
Cat Cat
Your welcome and thx man
@@fnafchannel3796 lol no problem and just a question want to be friends? Just wanted to know cause, all my real-life friends aren't available and my laptop isnt working so i cant see my online friends on animal jam so you want to be friends? I'm kind of desperate right now
24:47 "MY TABLE!" *Shouts as table flies away* Why is this so funny?
Mark: (POUR, BABY x4) 24:23
No joke! I think I almost died at that part
The ghost from before actually took it.
24:46 *NAAAAAAA MY TAAAAABLLLLLLLLEEE!!!
PLEASE THE GHOST JUST UP AND TOOK HIS TABLE 😂😂
Mark's tombstone will read as follows: "Here lies Mark 'Markiplier' Edward Fischbach. He saved lives, inspired millions, and once mistook a rocket for a vibrator."
XD
PastelMagpie "This is the most beautiful tombstone inscription I have ever laid my eyes on." -me 2k18
Oh, and the tombstone will, in fact, be shaped like a rocket.
PastelMagpie Me: *Reads second comment*
Also me: *spits tea across the room, dies laughing*
also, "oh it's so hard, oh god it's so hard!"
"Do you pour the milk in the bowl or the cereals first?"
Mark: oh, you haven't heard? *pours milk directly into the box of cereals*
😂😂😂😂lol
I ruined the 69 like streak
BIG BRAIN TIME
Also Mark: (proceeds to eat the milk-covered cereal from the table)
But have you put *cereals* into the milk carton
I've heard of a ghost knocking over a table...
I've heard of a ghost lifting up a table...
But never in my life have I ever heard a ghost steal a table because of breakfast.
Why are we in 2014?
12:50
Mark “Did I make it?”
Game: You Made It!
people at home eating cereal : uses bowl and spoon*
Mark eating cereal: *eats on table *NO MY TAAABLE
OH NO OUR TABLE ITS STOLEN
24:48
the part of the skeleton game where you fell apart and still passed with a 60 pretty much sums up college
ahahahaha Truth
When you threw the bowl and spoon I thought you were just giving up..... then when you picked up the table I fucking LOST it
Same here;
Breakfast at the cemetery, I died laughing on the cereal part. Mark kept flowing with creativity to solve this unending struggle to eat the breakfast, the way he managed to do it in the end is what finally made me crack and laugh out loud in my room.
Made me cry laughing, dang these physics based game, they're just magic for that.
21:11 I could stop laughing when he threw the fork, flailed the table around, and the ghost stole his toast XD
The first game would be amazing in vr don't you think?
I think
I don't think
Heck yea
Shannon McDonnell-Seaman but also terrifying
I’d imagine
Too bad I get motion sick very easily so probably not for me
Anyone else just fucking die when Mark tried to use the table as a bowl and the ghost stole it?
Yes.
Yup!
His outrage of the situation was the thing that killed me
I haven't been laughing like that in a while! my whole face hurts.
ali qandil me too !!!😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It wasn't until you specifically said "Don't take it out of context" that my mind went straight to the gutter lol
Me to
69 likes lol
Thank god I wasn’t the only one
Me to
0XBlondie96X0 get your mind out of the gutter
And stick it in mine
When he said “NOOOOO MY TABLEEEEEE!!!!!”, I felt that
Dammit you gotta OPEN your mouth to eat?!?
So inconvenient
this comment is underrated
@Tim Veldhuyzen
1: remove your brain
2: RUclips
3: comment something
pfft, you open your mouth to eat? i just absorb it with a special energy converter ray🙄
I love how the table started floating away he was like
"Awwww yeah that's how we do-NOOOOOOOO MY TABLE!
That was legit the best part made me fall down in laughter irl not kidding!
That made me laugh so much I couldn't bre-
*Pours cereal on Table*
*Pick up table*
There we go!
*Ghost steals table*
*N O O O O O O O O O M Y T A A A A Y B U U U U U U U U L ! ! !*
XD i keep replaying that part
I laughed for 5 minutes straight when the ghost stole the table!!
24:17
Amazing.
if you didnt say rhat i wuud have
8:20 “Don’t take this out of context”
*Proceeds to make it even easier to take out of context*
MY MOTHER LOOKED AT ME DISAPPROVINGLY SO MANY TIMES DURING THE FIRST GAME SHE WAS SO CONCERNED
That was indeed the joke congrats
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY TABLEEEEEEEEEOEOEOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
I’m dying!!
I was crying off laughing when he screamed: "NOOO MY TAABLLEE"
wolf ninja looks good
“NOOO MY TAYBUULLL!!” Markiplier.
I love it!
Oh
"Don't take this out of context"
*Proceeds to say things so bad that they start to sound suggestive in-context*
Mark: This level is hard. But so am I.
Me: MARK.
Who knows, maybe he was
@@andreeamosescu6566 Favourite reply ever lol
@The Confusing Riddle Iol
I laughed when he started to sing “I’m a little teapot” with the skeleton
I burst into tears but, they were laughing tears!!! It took me 16 minutes to stop crying!!!
I also did it
I know 🤣
AHAHHA i love to see a grown man singing im a little teapot as my entertainment. (why are we markiplier fans so wierd)
24:40 the fact the ghost just stole his table was great.
You mean 24:40
Wait........SO THE TABLE DID GOT STOLEN BY THE GHOST!!!
He screams in pure anguish
8:38 I have almost screamed that's what she said at least 7 times
"Oh crankgameplays, I didn't know you were a part of this!" Ethan is quaking 😂
Unus Annus
Unus annus
Unus Annus
Unus Annus
Unus Annus
"Is that a vibrato- Oh it's a rocket"- Markiplier 2018"Ah man I keep getting so close and then not finishing" - Markiplier 2018"Ah I don't know if I can take it it's so hard" - Markiplier 2018"Ah man im sweating, it's so hard!" - Markiplier 2018"I keep getting stuck in the crack" - Markiplier 2018"I don't wanna slam my face into the crack anymore" - Markiplier 2018Ok im done
lol
I know right?! That’s what she said
what about when he said wee woo wee woo
XxToxicxX WEE WOO!! WEE WOO!!! WEE WOO!!!!!
She said much wisdom
I loved how at the end Mark kept trying progressively more ridiculous ways of eating the cereal, culminating with pouring it all on the table and lifting the table up. XD
CharType I
Yes? :)
CharType NO MY TABLE!!!🤣😂😂🤣
6:39
"What is that? A vibra- Oh it's a rocket ship eheheheh EHAA UWAAAH WAAAH AAAAGH I THOUGHT YOU WERE A VIBRATOR!"
The first game
My mind is too dirty
*I will always remember you thought a rocket was a vibrator*
Lizzy Clearwater well maybe it was a... pocket rocket
Also oh it’s hard well so am I
Then it’s not very big but it’s hard 😂
A rocket is a vibrator for a giant
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Omg I seriously laughed my butt of when the ghost took his table and he screamed, “ NOOOOO MY TABBBLLEE!” 😂😂
Kayli H MYYYYYYY GOOOOODDAAAAAAMMMMNNNN TTTTTTTTTAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kayli H same
emojis are overrated. use emoticons, like OwO
8:13
Close your eyes...
And listen...
janegohtintin ITS HARD
Holy sh-
Oh dear....
NOOO HELP, THERE 68 LIKES BUT MY PHONE IS GLITCHING AND I CANT LIKE IT
14:56
8:50 and everyone wonders why I use headphones lol
MY TAAAABBBLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOO
"It was hard, so I cheated."
~Markiplier 2018
-RU =)
XD
Honestly, that me on a test😆
Lol that was so funny
🗿
*here lies mark’s table*
"Man, I thought that was something weird"
*smacks into giant pizza pendulums*
Mark being told he's going to be a father: "I don't know what the hell happened, and I don't know what shot out of me, but man that was surprisingly effective."
JessiBe hahaha best comment ever
JessiBe
😂 Hilarious
JessiBe lol yep
WOWW 😂
1st game: A e s t h e t i c
2nd game: b i l l w u r t z
3rd game: S p o o k y S c a r y S k e l e t o n s
Lol
The 3rd game is possible.
You could make a religion out of this!
The first is vaporwave lol
“NOOOO MY TABLE!!!”
I laughed and spit out my drink... let’s just say that now there is water and chunks of ice all over my bed....
did you achieve your calories with that water though
Oof same but on my stolen TABUUUL
I THOUGHT THAT SAID CHUNKS OF WATER AND MY SHEER CONCERN
There’s absolutely nothing in this world that makes me more happy than seeing Mark happy. He’s got one of those laughs that’s contagious.
"it's not very big, but it's so hard!"
and my personal favorite,
*"i keep getting so close, but i never finish!"*
heythereeitsme SSSSHHH, THINK ABOUT THE INNOCENT SOULS HERE! THE PEEPS THAT DONT GET THE JOKE
HUUUUURG WHYYYYY😂😂😂
What about "everybody join in"
LittleWorldOfMine I get it I'm a middle schooler
Or I KEEP GETTING STUCK I. THE CRACK
“Ima little teapot short and stout”
We know Mark, we know
Phoenix so funny
*Airhorn Sounds*
Phoenix “when i get steamed up hear me shout” he must get steamed up a lot
Phoenix that’s not very nice ☝️
I lost it when the ghost stole the table. XD
The teacher to the class when the principal walks in: 13:14
I lost it when wall became what looked like a flower in the skeleton game. My grandparents came to see if I was okay.😹😹
*_ghost take the table_*
Mark: nooo my table
😂😂
napstablook nap MYYYYYYY FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKIIIIIIIIIIING TTTTTTTTABBBBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEE
I didn't see a ghost
napstablook BABY KILLER WITH a butt
Sorry
I feel like he would have the perfect movie trailer voice
8:25 play this clip to somewone and see how dirty minded they are
That's not how minds work!
me: *dying with laughter*
Mark: NOOOO MY TABBUUULLLLL!!!
Mark: *flat out dies onto floor*
Ťæbbůľ
" I gotta stop twisting him. That's what's snapping the spin in half" OMG I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS MUCH AT A MARKIPLIER VIDEO IN FOREVER
IKR? Lately he's put down some of the comedic stuff!!
I couldn't stop laughing the whole video
"DUDE I thought that was a eyeball, thank god it was just a friendly CD flying through space and time"
Anime - Chan It is I. Cookie Dragon [CD]. I am the CD of dragons and cookies. Bow before me. (Not literally. XD))
He them casually says that he "thought it was something weird" as if the CD wasn't weird but the eyeball was
8:12
“Don’t take this out of context”
*I can’t not do that*
And here we see, ladies and gents, markiplier shooting off into the abyss on his vibrator...goodbye sweet Prince! We salute you and your vibrating glory!
MsCrueBear You
Just made my day.
15:47 The reaction we expected from the start.
15:48
"Oh, CrankGameplays! I didn't know you were a part of this!"
Julia Nash he dissed my blueboi...but i’m not mad because his impression was amazing XD
i ship it...... jk lol
I love how on the second game his first instinct is to make the skeleton do the I'm a little teapot dance, apsoluteley halarious
"NOOOOOOOOOOO MY TAAAAAAAAAABLE!"
Dead.
I couldent stop laughing at it for like 10 min.😂😂
Ronin I was drinking pop and it shot out of my nose. Lmao
Ronin I died am still dying over here MEDIC
Don't you hate it when a ghost breaks in and steals your table?
50chickens50 MY TAAAAABAAAAAALE!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MYYYYY TAAAAAAABBBBBLLLLLE
Mary Griffin I made that joke, u know, top comment
octo brian you do know thats only for you right so to them it could've been the very last one :T
That part made my day
Keanan Stuart my coworker looked at me when he said that... I have headphones in and i started blowing up laughing
Skeleton: falls
Me: ooh oh my wrist oh my femur where even is my femur ooh ooh my knee wait my knees right there oooh oh my waist
I almost went to that cemetery when he yelled
NOOOOOOOOO MY TAAAAAAABLLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!!!
I guess you could say it was the eye-deal breakfast
...
Huh. Would you consider this comment eye-ronic? ;)
eye wanna die
GET OUT OF HERE CRYPTKEEPER
So this is how you eat cereals with milk:
1) Get rid of the spoon
2) Get rid of the bowl
3) Spill cereals all over the table
4) Pour milk on the cereals
5) Lift the table and let the gravity do the rest
Man, all my life have I been doing this in a wrong way...!
6) have ghost steal your table
7) Become extremely depressed
eeyes
8) buy tons of ice cream
Cereal has no plural
11:17 A Skeleton Fighter Plane xD
THE GHOST STOLE THE FUCKING TABLE I'M DYING OMFG
Myotic Tesseract Best part of the video
How does a ghost steal a table?! XD
Myotic Tesseract iii
Omg It’s so amazing 😂😂😂
I keep rewinding to that part
Myotic Tesseract ikr
I started cracking up when he used the table to eat the cereal
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY TAAAAAAABBBLLLEEEEE!!!!!!
The ghost took his table got me
At first I was like "I mean duh, common sense you use the table to eat cereal? You put your bowl on the table" but now, I leave with a whole new world of opportunities! Eating off the table....
Mason Cordial that was the funniest thing I've ever seen. i lost my shit when the ghost took the table
Me too
NOOOO MY TABLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
ARMY!!
Armyyy!!!
Vores You What does ‘army’ mean in this context??? Like is it a reference????
@@tristanwalsh5316 The band BTS has managed to brainwash their fans, and blame them for shit, "ARMY" is just people dumb enough to fall for them.
Firkin Flamer oh....
4:46
“That would’ve been cool if a *pulled* that off”
I see what u did there
NO, MY TABLLLEEEEE!!!!!😂😂😂
Demontez Taylor-James I died at that part😂
13:46 Everybody do the flop
NOSTALGIA
when the ghost took the whole goddamn table XD
Mark : **has a plan to eat the cereal**
Mark : **picks up table to pour cereal in mouth**
Ghost : imma bout to end this man's who career
Mark : MY TABLE
*N O O O O O O O ! M Y T A B L E !*
OH NO! OUR TABLE, IT’S BROKEN!!!
The same thing happens to me whenever I eat cereals
The table just effing floats away...😤😤😤😂
Did you try throwing the spoon and bowl away from you? And did you try to stab out your eye? I heard that really helps with floating breakfast tables.
Omkar Gadge yeah now I have to wear an eyepatch...
😂😂😂😂😂 dude i had to wrestle with a ghost to get ny table back once
same, mate, same
Man, it's like those tables are possessed
24:48 This moment earned my respect to Mark
So funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:13
A OOOOO wEE WOO wEe woooo wee woo wee WOO
-markiplier 2019
"Did I make it?"
Y O U M A D E I T !
"I keep getting so close, but I'm not finishing but it's so hard. "
Mark...
ZuccStain that's what she said
ZuccStain markymoo
Honestly the most shocking thing I’ve heard him say but I have heard worse 😂😂
"I'm so hard"-Markiplier 2018
10:08 LMAOOO MARKS HAVING TOO MUCH FUN
You make the weirdest sounds when your stressed
No
The most "human" sounds
No he makes the sounds of when a mans table is taken
you're*
No my TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
soul master *flips table* (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
HOW MANY SEX JOKES CAN ONE PERSON MAKE IN A VIDEO?! I'M DYING LAUGHING!!
Well mark can make a lot
Abby The Shadow Yes
Ya what jimin said
XD i know
69
Mark's mind: Yes it's working! I will achieve calories!
Ghost: *steals whole table*
Mark: NOOOOOOOO MYYY TTTTAAAAAAAABBBBBLLLLEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rocket ship=Vibrator
So that’s why Mark loves space so much
Eternalhuntress you, my fellow commenter, get a free prize for that
Pick:
🍕 or 🚀
But for real that was funny thanks for the laugh
Ty Cobb np
Y, my brain is ded new (yes the splling erroors r on poor poos) 😂
😂😂😂😂
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-GASP-HOLD ON A MINUTE.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-GASP-THAT IS NOT OK
I turned the captions on (English) and when Markiplier giggled it said gigglyplier
Yeah I liked my own comment get over it.
OMG AIRPLANEIPLIER I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT! 😂
I love that Mark and me had the exact same thought about the gears
"Ah CrankGameplays!"
Franny haha I did too
Mark: Tries to have breakfast
ghost: " Im going to ruin this whole man's carrier "
I was literally crying when the table was flying away 🤣🤣
Never thought id laugh so hard at someone yelling MY TAAAAAAABLEEEEEEEEEEEE
deja stepney Same
Well I did
Never thought I'd do so at that PERIOD.
~Calls it “one of those weird Japanese game shows”~
~Was one of the most popular shows in England called Hole in the Wall~
IntoTheHaze they had it in america too
yeah had it in all three countries..and probably more :D but it originated in Japan, so thats why mark associates it with japanese game shows more.
It was on Cartoon Network in America for a brief time
IntoTheHaze japan did it first. Hole in the wall was copying
On l'a eu au Canada avec "ça passe ou ça casse"
8:00 istg markiplier my parents can hear this from their room
Mark is adorable and his laugh is so contagious... I broke down when he started laughing about the skeleton and idk why
I died laughing at "NOOOOOOO MY TABLE!"
Sage Schispell same
I know! Like what happened did the ghost take it like the toast and just leave 😂😂😂
me too go up to see my comment b.t.w.
yeah me too! I couldn't stop laughing for like half an hour xD
Sage Schispell the skeleton was just reaching... Noo, I need that!
Is no one gonna mention how “Pizza? I AM in New York City!” would make a great T-shirt?
You're right, my pal
TurnaboutVA yes
23:22 he pours his milk before his cereal