Mark: “can anything be anything without legs??” Worms, snakes, fish, eels, dolphins, snails, seals, whales: *Cries in no legs* Octopi, spiders, some insects, crabs: *Laughs in more than 2 legs*
Your videos saved me a long time ago I was so done with the world I was looking for a way to end the pain I was heading out of my house I was gonna run away I was gonna jump off to brige near my house when my sis stoped me and said look at this video I found it's by someone named markiplire so I watched and it made me smile it made me more happy then I had been for a long time so I decided I was not gonna jump I sat down and watched your vids all day and I still do it
"Stuck" was too real for me. I live in China, and going into a city right now (between October 1st through the 7th) is utter hell. Piles and piles of people with no concept of waiting their turn.
Mark-"Honey there's naked men coming into the house when your not home!" *Husband looks in the back room and sees a pile of dead people* "You aren't so post to see that."
"Can you stop gangbanging for 1goddamn second so i cant get to the goddamn door!!!" "The thrusting of my pelvis that suggests you should maybe get out of my way!!" ~Markiplier 2018
@@cherrydragon3120 we gotta stay positif, because one day...one day it will happen. Btw, im team MatPat for president. Mark needs to be the economy director
Game three reminded me of a very heartbreaking quote. Prepare yourself for a trip down memory lane. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”
I clicked on this video at 2a.m and my volume was on MAX I lowered the volume, locked my phone, put it away, pretended to be already asleep and heard my dad walk in the room like *_"WTF was that?"_*
My dad came in to say goodnight and all he heard was "Can you stop gangbanging for one second so I can get to the goddamn door"...........................Thanks Mark
@@super_science_lady yes I'm fully aware of that, and I to make a joke but it appears that I may need to work on the level of sophistication I out into my jokes so that people with lesser intellectual property than I can understand them too.
*Mark* “CAN YOU GUYS STOP GANG - BANGING FOR ONE SECOND SO I CAN GET TO THE DOOR!” *Me* Oh god! What did I get myself into!? Should I clear my history!?
The bit starting at 6:20 where he talks to the dude in the other room is so fucking funny to me and I cant place why. Actually, just Mark's reactions to game 2 in general are so funny.
Here before I have anything to comment about... Edit: That stuck game IRL is the worst nightmare for a person like me who hates knocking into and talking to people.
*the thrusting of my pelvis, suggests that maybe, YOU SHOULD GET OUTTA MY WAY!!!* Me: I'm gonna start doing this in my school... In the busiest hallway of them all! 🤣 Update: I have successfully done this
I love how mark is chasing his partner, crying about how bad their relationship is and some random guy bursts in and just yells "I'm taking a dump"😂 reminds me of that one friend that's already used to the chaos at your place and appears whenever they want and don't get in trouble either bc the family prefers them over you😭
Honestly, I was only looking in the comments to see if this bugged anyone else. I get that it's all in good fun and humor but it did make me uncomfortable the way he talked about it. There are plenty of people who have lost their legs in this world and that doesn't make them any less of a man, woman, or human being.
no one probably cares about what I have to say but, I think mark is a beautiful soul and he has such a big heart, IV been watching him for years and he has changed the way I see things at times, his smile is the cutest thing the earth has blessed us with and I appreciate all the effort he puts into his videos for us 💘 we love you mark💘💘 he prolly won't see this but yeah
This is exactly how I feel! I love him to bits and he has changed how I think in a positive way. I don't know what I would do without him at this point, he's become an integral part of my life ^u^
![BLACK BAG - Official Trailer [HD] - Only in Theaters March 14](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Du0Xp8WX_7I/mqdefault.jpg)
Hide the bodies, a horror story of a woman's slow descent into madness as strangers enter her house and her husband just ignores her.
Isn't that basically the plot to Mother! ?
@@rainycloud10 yesssssssssss
Yep
@Thomas Banks No, it's a heart you get by sponsoring the channel
It's like American Horror Story Murder House
Mark: CAN ANYTHING BE ANYTHING WITHOUT LEGS?!?!
Amputees: *pure depression
Also what about snakes they been fine for thousands of years xD
It'd be probably just a world of snakes if that happened 🐍
Yeah i felt that
Damn u got there before me
Naayy
Mark: honeyyy there's a Stranger up Stairs!!!
*blue has left the chat*
wait...blueberry sans orr
I am pretty sure the blue person is the police.
@UnderSwap_ SansYT HELLO OTHER UNDERTALE FAN
@ImBlue resist...resist...resssiiiii-DAB A DEE DAB A DIE
IM SHITTING TEARS
Mark: “can anything be anything without legs??”
Worms, snakes, fish, eels, dolphins, snails, seals, whales:
*Cries in no legs*
Octopi, spiders, some insects, crabs:
*Laughs in more than 2 legs*
L e g l e s s l I z a r d s
A m p u t e e s
All insects, I believe
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 By definition. They are the Hexapoda.
sorry to be that guy but octopuses have 8 arms, not legs
@@tobiasvantas9833 litho kkmtmmtmrtkew
*Dramatic intro*
Me: oh bOi this gonna be a weird one
ChimChim’s Laugh Is Angelic SAME XD
I have a feeling that this intro has something to do with the extended universe thing matpat talked about
Your videos saved me a long time ago I was so done with the world I was looking for a way to end the pain I was heading out of my house I was gonna run away I was gonna jump off to brige near my house when my sis stoped me and said look at this video I found it's by someone named markiplire so I watched and it made me smile it made me more happy then I had been for a long time so I decided I was not gonna jump I sat down and watched your vids all day and I still do it
deku uwu
ChimChim’s Laugh Is Angelic ikr
mark could be in an action movie and be the most dramatic character
And the one who some how lives in a horror movie, even though he falls for the cute things
666 likes m8
The next calculon is mark
well he was on a tv show
yes please
"Stuck" was too real for me. I live in China, and going into a city right now (between October 1st through the 7th) is utter hell. Piles and piles of people with no concept of waiting their turn.
Hope you don't live in China right now
@@castor9907 yeas that would be Terrible😷😷🤢😷
I was kinda hoping at some point there would be no one else on the bus
-20 social credit
Literally why does no one sit down?
YOU HAVE DAMN SEATS ON THE TRAIN
They too fat
I ruined your perfect likes
I'm like 223
Summer in Texas and the seats are metal.
Sometimes the seats aren't even seats. They're like... slopes on the sides of the train, YOU CAN'T EVEN SIT ON THEM.
there are trains that don't have seats, they are more common in Japan
0:01
*NEXT TIME ON KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS*
LMAO XD
That intro just
Y E S
Haha XD I didn't even think anything like that at first but omg it works
Mark-"Honey there's naked men coming into the house when your not home!" *Husband looks in the back room and sees a pile of dead people* "You aren't so post to see that."
**GRAMMAR NAZI ACTIVATES**
iTs SuPpOsE nOt So PoSt
r/boneappletea
You're* and are you actually serious "so post"????? SUPPOSED
r/boneappletea
r/boneappletea
0:00 - 0:20
That looked like a movie trailer for the next best action/mystery movie of the year
Best movie of all time clearly, what would it be called?
@@fonceas512
Gangbang Genocide
Mark: *stabs someone*
Also Mark: *very surprised when they die*
Mark again: WHY IS THERE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN HERE!?
I feel like Body Hiding Simulator could very easily be improved upon.
*cough* a heist with markiplier *cough*
@@catalyst455 this comment was a year ago
Mangos bango • 30 years ago I’m so stupid and I thought it said comment was made 30 years ago and the I realized
I haven’t played the game but I had a lot of practice
Oo p
CAN YOU STOP GANGBANGING FOR 1 SECOND SO I CAN GET TO THE GOD DAWN DOOR
*laughing so hard*
I read this when he was saying dat
I laughed harder than anyone
Dawn? U mean damn
wadie1 belghith1 We can do without the cussing🙂
For real😂
Mark: “Three weird games”
Me: *clicking intensifies*
Me: *Tapping intensifies*
I adore your profile picture
Pls make an animation of the no legs game!
Profile pic is rossome (Bob Ross reference)
C
"Oh I hi I forgot about you. Um. Do ya like pottery?"
I LOST IT
3:24 the 7 languages of Mark
You're cute
Danish9248 A for effort man.
They are called:
1.Markenese
2.Markorean
3.Germark..............
Thats all I could think of😐......I'm bad at naming....
@@Danish9248 who are you talking to? Me? OwO
And I understood them all
Mark seems a lot happier than usual recently and tbh I’m all for it
Well, it's probably because he meet a side of his family
Because of the different characters he has
What does tbh mean
@@toastydevil3616 to be honest
Mark: "I'LL BE BACK BEFORE THE MOON COMES- uh" *quick pause* "ᗷᗩᑕK"
How do you do that digital font
@@UXMusic ᏔᎻᎾ KNᎾᏔᏚ
Its kinda spooky down here, I gotta admit. The ambiance is feelin' a little *WoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo* ya know what I mean
10:53
11:21 "shh don't tell anyone I'm here" BatMark 2018 😂
"Can you stop gangbanging for 1goddamn second so i cant get to the goddamn door!!!"
"The thrusting of my pelvis that suggests you should maybe get out of my way!!" ~Markiplier 2018
Every day we have more quotes from him that will forever stay in our heads
Man mark says the most weirdest stuff
@@gerduckie7667 yeah but we love him
@@CoTn every day we get more quote's that prevent mark from EVER becoming president of the US
@@cherrydragon3120 we gotta stay positif, because one day...one day it will happen.
Btw, im team MatPat for president. Mark needs to be the economy director
I’m surprised it took so many “Weird Games” for it to start like that
I farted
True 😂😂
Gallifreyan_Hunter yeah haha
❤
Existential sexual bull shit
Game three reminded me of a very heartbreaking quote. Prepare yourself for a trip down memory lane.
“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”
Star Magic a very specific group of people understand this quote and I’m so glad I’m one of them
why did I read that in Jack’s voice 🤣
Bruh that episode was great
Ⴝtαr ოαgíc woah there
What the ffuuuuuccckk
Mark: " Honey!!! Honey, please! NOTICE ME HONEY!!!!!" Yandereiplier returns 😁
Yandiplier!
"Shhh, don't tell anyone that I'm here." Actually made me laugh. Thank you, Mark!
I clicked on this video at 2a.m and my volume was on MAX
I lowered the volume, locked my phone, put it away, pretended to be already asleep and heard my dad walk in the room like *_"WTF was that?"_*
Y.V-Young Vinny I had to go back and listen to the beginning of this video to fully understand how fucking funny your comment was lmao
7:31 Most inspirational speech Ever!
6:22 Best conversation ever
8:21 What happens when your stuck in a drain
Can a mam really be a man wo legs
Or a women be a wahmen
Or anything can anything
@@salhb737tm2 ummmmm English plz
@@doggreat1715 breh thats just kinda like what mark said
Yes
Who needs a game with story not mark he makes the story
That would be a disturbing game 😂😂😂
I would play it over and over....
The husband in the last game sounds like Marge from The Simpsons.
“BRING ME EGGS”
*bRiNg mE eGgS*
ONLY EGGS CAN SUSTAIN ME.
I fucking love your pfp and yeah
I DO BUY EGGS FOR BART
I AM YOUR CHARACTERRRRRRRRR
My favorite was the no legs one.
“My Legs got Tubed” sounds like a cartoon within another cartoon
Weird games? Hah! What could go wrong?
*First second of the video*
"Can you stop gangbanging for just a-"
I spoke too soon...
I click on the video to hear mark yelling I’M THRUSTING MY PELVIS
6:58 Hahah imagine being that Guy behind the window and see Some random dude without leggs doing Some weird stuff without talking
Mark: Anything be anything without legs? I say nae.
Snake: * sad rope noises *
The stickman game looks like he's walking on his arms and using his legs as arms
hMMMM
My dad came in to say goodnight and all he heard was "Can you stop gangbanging for one second so I can get to the goddamn door"...........................Thanks Mark
😁😁😁😁😁😁☺
Yup
Did you get into trouble
Nah, he just gave me a look that I took as judgment, and some slight disappointment
Really??? Right in front of my salad?!
7:34
A snake can be a snake without legs.
Dragon Slayer 359 BuT a snake with legs is either a lizard or a mutated worm.
uhh wouldn't it just be a snake that went through reverse evolution?
besides, earthworms are annelids, and snakes are reptiles
Kalsin T I was kidding, since I just based it off what it would look like.
oh.
kek
Kalsin T *scared chicken noises.*
"can any man will be a man
without legs?"
felix: hold my chair.
Chica: Borf Bark Bark
The last game was an open house that Mark wasn’t aware of
Helena Rosno Full of many dudes lol
That's hilarious 🤣
Wait 2 comments huh?
Someone please animate the no legs scene
PLEASEEEE
Liberty Barber Yes pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
Putting that on my ideas list :>
Cameron Clarke IM FUCKING ON IT
Mark: hey do you like pottery?
Guy #35: *dies *
Mark: well you don't have to be so rude about it
The "no legs game" killed my. Please! Anyone! Animate this.
I'm crying.
😔👌
...
killed your *what*
@@carbon1642 I'm confused to bud
Platipuss she meant killed me
@@super_science_lady yes I'm fully aware of that, and I to make a joke but it appears that I may need to work on the level of sophistication I out into my jokes so that people with lesser intellectual property than I can understand them too.
The first game gave me this feeling of unease that I hate so much. Probably not gonna play that game ever.
* touches AaronTheBlackDragon *
* looks at Offensive Username *
*looks back and forth at offensive username and Aarontheblackdragon in shock*
* smiles at Mr. Sane in a creepy way *
* Gulps and backs away from AaronTheBlackDragon *
My legs got tubed was really funny 😂
Yeah. I liked that game.
I’ve died 🤣
I'm going to commit foot in paint can
"SHUSH! No talking...
... ONLY YOU AND I CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS."
"SHUSH! No talking...
... ONLY YOU AND I CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS."
7:30 Getting over it Markiplier speech
16:13
Mark: You should just pack your stuff and leave
*Proceeds to not let him in the house*
*Mark* “CAN YOU GUYS STOP GANG - BANGING FOR ONE SECOND SO I CAN GET TO THE DOOR!”
*Me* Oh god! What did I get myself into!? Should I clear my history!?
*”You got a couch I can sit on?”*
Those voices creepy af omg
"That guy is gonna get cut in half"
You bet, Thanos Pewdiepie.
thanks for reminding me of thanos pewdiepie gosh golly boi
I thought of flex tape dude at first but oki
I love ur profile pic
Oml you saw that vid too? Thanos pewdiepie is better than original pewdiepie tbh
He’d better not run over Green Pewdiepie with his car
The bit starting at 6:20 where he talks to the dude in the other room is so fucking funny to me and I cant place why.
Actually, just Mark's reactions to game 2 in general are so funny.
*Mark makes threats to everyone who doesn't obey him.*
18:23
Mark I will give you money for this scen-
including for it accidentally ending in 5 seconds huh?
@ConmanOfficial dude it's just a joke 😑
TheRed Lover dude it's just a joke 😑
Same here (0w0) ....(gayness intensifies)
Lol
*Clicks video*
Ok, let's see what Markimoo is up to today.
*18 seconds in, puts down notebook*
I can study later.
7:36
Beautiful speech Mark *VERY LOUD APPLAUSE*
Markiplier: "You like pottery?" Weird naked dood: "Blah!!!" LOL😂😂😂
Nothing better than the screams of the wild Markimoo to greet me at the beginning of a new video 👌
*SOMEONE ANIMATE THIS!!*
Dark Flame Especially the second game.
I would if I could.
And please use the intro snippets somewhere in it 😂😂
GrittySugar where you at
10:42 I love this part so much, especially when he just casually says
"WhAtS gOiN oN hErE?"
Fantastic
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART HUSBAND.
Thats what she said
Night Wolf why husband why
You're.
It’s you’re not your
Here before I have anything to comment about...
Edit: That stuck game IRL is the worst nightmare for a person like me who hates knocking into and talking to people.
Imagine having to push people who are all angry
Remington, ya know those things on the front of old trains?
@@tabbyclawproductions7943 yes?
Social anxiety wooo joyous
Same bro same
when i was watching mark play "my legs got tubed" i felt like i was watching a play...
*_I WILL BACK WHEN THE MOON_*_ uh _*_COMES BACK_*
17:37 “Um, ya like pottery?”
(DEATH)
“Alright, well ya don’t need to be that insulting about it.”
that intro was... *enthralling*
You don't understand how hard it is trying to hold in my laughter at 2 a.m 😂😂
At least you didn't watch this at a restaurant 😂
Kaylin Hauser omg I couldn’t even imagine 😭😂
oh, I understand
i do
Kaylin Hauser doingn that
That intro was glorious
*Falls into hole*
" *Hm* "
you havent been killing anybody have you?
Get out of my room I'm playing Minecraft
Uhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooo........
No but the stranger I punched with a knife has?
Who markipluer is he
Lol
*the thrusting of my pelvis, suggests that maybe, YOU SHOULD GET OUTTA MY WAY!!!*
Me: I'm gonna start doing this in my school... In the busiest hallway of them all! 🤣
Update: I have successfully done this
Iced Dork omg 😹
Omg you are my favorite person!
Did you do it?
@@Clownpuppetz Yes, yes I have
You are amazing lmao
7:42 "I say Ney"
Me and Mark: NEYYYYYY
i love how much FUN mark had playing the stick person game. lol. it was adorable
Less stressful version of Getting Over It
*THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST*
*IS AN AROBIC CAPACITY TEST*
*THAT PROGESIVLY GETS HARDER AS IT CONTINUES*
Do you do that hell in school too?
*INSERT REST OF IT HERE*
@@graysonmpservicedog766 I think it's required for all schools, ugH I hate it so much
Hello my bald headed friend.
@@thisidisnotinuse3774 hello friend
"If you could stop humping in this general area."1:10
Yeah humping is weird on a train
Is it just me or in the first game the people looked like Milk Jugs at that angle?
Orange Juice Jug wants to get out of Milk Jug crowded train.
@@batakappu THANK YOU! That's what I was seeing.
They looked more like penguins more than people
I love how mark is chasing his partner, crying about how bad their relationship is and some random guy bursts in and just yells "I'm taking a dump"😂 reminds me of that one friend that's already used to the chaos at your place and appears whenever they want and don't get in trouble either bc the family prefers them over you😭
Mark: **Starts the vid with various clips of him yelling at the games**
Me: **insta-like** XD
Ah, the beautiful art of youtube content. lol
Mark:"Can anyone really be anyone without legs?"
Leg Amputees: "well damn"
Jump scare: 14:37
lol
I got an ad as a jumpscare
Scariest experience ever...
Curmudgeon I literally just read ur comment and the jumpscare pops out XD
(12:58) was my jumpscare lol
Curmudgeon I got scared anyway 😂
He used the same voice for the stick person without legs
As he did for Mr.Midnight from Fran bow :>
ayy i haven't watched fran bow in a looong time, but i remember! :D
Mark playing the second game had me in tears lol so funny
Also, 13:25 The way he says 'Hobby?' is making me wheeze! I cant breathe!! XD
Tangle Hamain he is saying hubby 😂
Same
He’s saying hubby like husband abbreviated
ONLY YOU AND I CAN KNOW QBOUT THIS
9:08 He's not even gonna mention his perfect swish?
“The thrusting of my pelvis that suggests maybe you should get out of the way.”
I’m dying 😂😂😂😂❤️🤟 ilysm!!
"Slip over that, that seems dangerous"
"What's in here?"
"AHHH!"
"Hm."
I’m 110% sure everyone had a weirdness overload
*_THE INTRO IM WHEEZING_*
Mark: "You need legs to be a man."
Jack: "YOU DON'T NEED LEGS!"
Body Hiding Simulator was basically the premise for "Mother!" .
That intro was so intense it gave me a seizure
I love your name
Same
10:48 looks at megaphone* ‘OOOOH DONUT?!?!?!?...awwwww’ 😂😂😂😂😂
“WILL YOU STOP GANGBANGING” -mark 2k18
“Oh gosh, when will my husband come home? I just-Oh! Hello, strangers 😏” 18:28 had me rolling 😂
Honey look it's not my fault.
Honey believe me!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
*HELP!*
KALIYAH PLAYZ yandereiplier has returned!!
12:30 scared the crap out of me, I almost threw my phone!
7:30
Good job insulting every living thing that lost its legs.
"every living thing" lol
@@skidracer28 I'm sure legless animals think they're plenty male/female regardless of their leg situation. Someone must speak for them.
Honestly, I was only looking in the comments to see if this bugged anyone else. I get that it's all in good fun and humor but it did make me uncomfortable the way he talked about it. There are plenty of people who have lost their legs in this world and that doesn't make them any less of a man, woman, or human being.
YOU ONLY HAVE ONE LEG SIR
Mark role playing “no leg man” is the best thing ever.
Can we please have a full Lets Play of My Legs Have Been Tubed?!? Your hidden high-school thespian really comes out in force while playing...
Never been this early, love you Mark!
Same
Oml
Same I'm usually so late XD
Congrats
Yup
Same
no one probably cares about what I have to say but, I think mark is a beautiful soul and he has such a big heart, IV been watching him for years and he has changed the way I see things at times, his smile is the cutest thing the earth has blessed us with and I appreciate all the effort he puts into his videos for us 💘 we love you mark💘💘 he prolly won't see this but yeah
Feel you :) He's awesome!
This is exactly how I feel! I love him to bits and he has changed how I think in a positive way. I don't know what I would do without him at this point, he's become an integral part of my life ^u^
Like so he see
Jaaaaaaaa uy 68th jaaaaaaaa Kcuf6 iii ii i
*OH SOMEONE'S GOTTA CRUSH!!!!*
Just mark screaming and the guys face has a blank expression is so funny.