This comment is old and the video itself is odd but its a little funny seeing markipkier innocently djing curse words while I pray my Russian/Ukrainian household wont hear it
Im russian too. I LOVED the fact too that he didnt know what it was saying / cursing... lol. Edit: i may not speak russian well (lived in aamerica my whole life - im adopted), but i do know a few cuss words. Lol
The second game.... OMG lets go, first, the game's name translates to "porch sitting simulator" second, Mark just vibed to a song words of which are "fuck" and "bitch" repeated over and over. I love Markiplier.
We're talking about the guy who got broken trying to win Vanish, Getting Over It, AND every 4/20 mode that has ever existed. I don't think his mental state is THAT stable XD
What do you mean? This is exactly my daily experience, right down to my reflection being backwards and yeeting over the bathroom walls to avoid the centaur at the door.
No one: Not a single person in the entire universe: Not a soul: Toothbrush sim Dev: LETS MAKE A GAME WHERE YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND GO TO HELL Mark:Makes sense LETS PLAY IT!
Mark: "I'm already forgetting memories from my childhood" Mark, all that I learned about your childhood is that you were poor, reset your own bone, and killed a bunch of animals (trying to help, bless your heart) with your brother..... that's about it.
As a person living Russia (and it seems author of first two games is Russian) I confirm: those two first games are 100% accurate. Those friggin trips into toothbrushing hell every morning... =/
Teacher : Why are you late agtain Pyotr ? Pyotr : Im sorry Mr. Vlostov, a demon dragged me into hell again this morning... Teacher : i see... Please take a seat Pyotr, Alexei will give you his notes later...
Agustín Lado why...? I saw some comments referring to that video “I was put in a game without my permission” but I haven’t watched it and I’m not gonna.
Game 2
Mark: *innocently having fun while wildly swearing in Russian*
Dj plier
Да уж, сука блять
Lol
I don't think he even know the meaning... I was kinda shocked that he played without noticing that 😂😂
I am learning russian..!
Mark: " this can't be it there has to be more"
1: mirror jump scare
2: goes to hell
3: finds centaur
Mark: I think this changed my life
A legless centaur actually, lmao
**prays with a tooth brush in his hand**
Also while brushing his teeth the whole time
He lost too many brain cells lmfao
I found this comment just in time lmaoo
Man: *brushes teeth in mirror*
Demon: i'm gonna ruin this mans whole --career-- daily routine
Lol
Can u even take a single joke?
@Sally Face TR shownight yes?
Nice 👌🏾
@Roach ?
That moment when I'm in an apartment full of russian people and I listen to Mark DJing russian curse words on full volume
You mean a standard Russian conversation?
NIET! 🤣
This comment is old and the video itself is odd but its a little funny seeing markipkier innocently djing curse words while I pray my Russian/Ukrainian household wont hear it
Old*
LOP
"Why is there so much motion blur when you move?"
Because vodka.
Best. Comment. Ever. Lmfao.
VaterOrlaag I read vodka in a Russian accent.
@@lasagnacliffo1182 водка :)
Да. Водка.
Водяра
I’m not sure what kind of stuff that guy put on his toothbrush, but it’s definitely not toothpaste.
Its the good shit
It gucci tooth paste
Already thrown my brush out side my house
It be cocaine
I already sent my toothbrush to john constantine, hopefully he can banish the demons from it.
The fact that the video just starts with Mark staring at a screen called “Teeth Brushing Simulator” already makes it a pretty promising experience ngl
Yep
You'll just know that it gonna be good.
I was laughing at the second game since I’m Russian , mark, you are cursing your butt of , bless your pure soul for not understanding it .
Im russian too. I LOVED the fact too that he didnt know what it was saying / cursing... lol.
Edit: i may not speak russian well (lived in aamerica my whole life - im adopted), but i do know a few cuss words. Lol
I'm American, Unfortunately.
(I wish I was Russian.)
CYKA BLYAT
@@usaball2255 So about that...
@@usaball2255 lmao
That knight game wasn't weird, that knight game was downright delightful! I hope it gets developed
I know! The zombie princess was fkn adorable
try tower girls instead.
He played three weird games. Teeth Brushing, squatting, and birds. That was a fourth game, therefor doesn't fall under a the weird game category.
It was only weird cuz mark made it that way
It's still being developed so that's a good sign.
_Breathing simulator_
Mark: There’s some Deeper meaning to this game...
How to breathe like human please tell
Wasn't that a feature of Manuel Samuel?
@@CragglesnaggClobberbottom idk if this helps but you inhale oxygen and exhale CO2 ❤️
@@Moxie- yes... Make sure its pure oxygen though. Because that's what us natural born humans inhale!
@@Moxie- Do you have a deeper explanation or a manuel i can read? if so that would be gravely appreciated! ❤😄👹👹❤❤
That zombie princess is simultaneously the cutest zombie ever and as disgusting as any zombie.
That is an amazing character design.
2:21
_"What?"_ - Man's last words before getting dropped off into literal hell
I can’t tell if I should be scared or laughing over toothbrushing simulator
Obama-Bin-Thanos I was both at the same time
@@plywoodsun8244 Yeah same. Fearfully laughing and slowly backing away.
*Terified laughter*
"I'm in danger"
Both. The answer is usually both.
mark: *plays second game*
me, as a russian: oh, it feels like home
@RaWin сейчас нет
@RaWin не подходи ближе
Blyat
mark: *casually brushing his teeth*
demon: "im about to end this mans whole career"
Mark: *I don't a career*
How does one "career"?
@@dailynoodlezz6737 What kind of sentence-
@@catcertifi3562 it's auto correct man
Lmao. His face tho😂🤣😂
That first jumscare terrified me so much I almost fell out of my bed
Levi-da
“Don’t ask why I have my super clicker on.”
*playing furry dating sim*
That's what I was thinking.
Yeah so this is the "other video" he had to go shoot during blush blush
Oh my gosh... I didn’t think about...Oh god... Now I’m giggling when I hear the super clicker. Thanks, bud.
Link pls
@@raxusveritas it's a recent video, just look for a title that basically says: they put me in a game without my permission?
The Tower Princess game wasn't even weird, it was actually good.
I hope the team continues developing it.
A year later after checking their webpages they do seem to be still working on it.
It reminds me of legend of zelda games
@@faithcolgrove9099 Or Dark Souls with the dodge mechanic and that big greatsword
Was it the princess?
Game just launched on all platforms!
Friend of Toothbrushing Simulator creator: "How many drugs are you going to do before you make your games?"
Toothbrushing Simulator creator: "Yes."
since it's made by a Russian it should be "How much vodka are you going to drink before you make your games?"
@@ЯношБан Toothbrushing Simulator creator: "da."
11:49 this was, perhaps, the worlds greatest foreshadowing of Mark’s soon-to-be love for Lady Dimitrescu
I haven't even seen that video series yet and that was my first thought.
Exactly what I thought as I was watching that 🤣
We know why you have a super clicker enabled, Ichiban
Now we do
Yep
Ichiban?
@@akreid4614 He was put in a gay furry dating game and his character name was Ichiban.
Or the Mayo clicker
How much motion blur do you want on the cigarette?
Game developer:....yes
Tatianna Semeatu same lol
Game developer:
да
SaY nO mOre
2:03
*when you illegally brush your teeth during a blackout*
FBI OPEN UP
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one thinking of this! 😂😂
When the fbi is a minotaur who got stuck in the geometry of your house.
I love this comment so much
LoL
PFFFFTT!! I thought the same thing 🤣🤣
The second game.... OMG lets go, first, the game's name translates to "porch sitting simulator" second, Mark just vibed to a song words of which are "fuck" and "bitch" repeated over and over. I love Markiplier.
"Toothbrush Simulator"
I think you meant
Acid Trip Simulator
There was something in the toothpaste...
I would know lots about acid
And some Russian language
@@aztecshaytwitch4224 username checks out
@@soap9196 nice steven universe pfp
I raised the volume with mark to hear the “cars” and I got jump scared for life.
*let’s just say I can’t trust games anymore*
Mark: "I'm already forgetting memories from my childhood."
Me: "I grew up poor... we couldn't even afford memories."
Island chaser I grew up dead
@@obama-bin-thanos7484 we couldn't even afford life 😂
@@onedarkgamer I don't know if I should say fortunately or unfortunately
We couldn't afford to use the word afford...
hskdjhdj these comments omygod
Something about toothbrush hell greeting you with "Hello piece of shit" has always killed me 😂
1st game: Marks fnaf skills kicked in.
2nd game: DJ-iplier
3rd game: No date :(
4th game:.....ICY
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Army!! Hiii
Is noone wondering about the number "3" in his headline? [°O°]
Jonathan Tereda he said the first two games count as 1
@Solling Li marks's
“I paid money for that!”
Buys 100 dollars worth of diamonds in a furry dating clicker game
Shhhh we don't know that -w-
Worth it
What game?
@@izzyt1626 "Blush Blush"
A furry dating what?
Hi Mark, sorry about the bird game. :((( Thank you so much for giving the birds a play. I'll drop in a Markiplier easter egg for you next update!
Did you make the game?
She will be always happy
Yo well done for making a whole game ik I wouldn't b able to!
Noah if u made it it’s pretty cool good job
@@helpme4611 Thank you! I'm having lots of fun developing the game! It's only in Alpha, and I plan on expanding the game a ton in the coming years.
Mark: I’m not Sure that’s how the human face works.
Me: *looks at incorrectly mirrored image on mirror* I’m not sure that’s how mirrors work.
mark: has a stable mental state
brushing teeth simulator: *i'm about to end this man's whole career*
We're talking about the guy who got broken trying to win Vanish, Getting Over It, AND every 4/20 mode that has ever existed. I don't think his mental state is THAT stable XD
@@poissonsumac7922 I concur
Could it be weirder?
Maybe.
Can this cause nightmares?
It depends.
Am I mentally scarred from the first game?
Yes.
Hotel? Trivago
Pending Author I scared to brush my teeth now
The part where it zoomed in to Mark's face to the beat of the music had me rolling
"Oh you have some worms sticking out of your side dontcha'."
Mark 2019
2:28
(Music is muffled while Mark rethinks his life choices)
I want a 1 hour long of just that
If that’s how toothbrushing is supposed to be like as a simulator, I think we’ve all been doing it wrong.
Yeah we need to evolve to see our nose and mouth when we look up and down
What do you mean? This is exactly my daily experience, right down to my reflection being backwards and yeeting over the bathroom walls to avoid the centaur at the door.
Don't forget getting sent to hell
5:01 Mark: *Plays around with the buttons*
Music: This is how hard bass was made.
**swearing intensifies**
Mark: “You got a mushroom brain, that’s bizarre”
Toad from Mario: “am I a joke to you?!”
Markiplier : “I’m already forgetting memories from my childhood” - 4:00
Me: I need to get that game
aw :(
F
damn.. same
Jokes on you forgetting everything was my trauma response so I don't need it
Why
*brushes teeth*
*demon appears and takes you to hell*
Me: I am never brushing my teeth again...
Eeeeewwww
Well its ok to brush your teeth but don’t do it while watching this
@@alkayisibrahimfirdausy6859 from what I hear that sends you to the under world
You don't mind the cavities?
You can’t if your in hell
Who knew that brushing your teeth could be so scary?
edit: thanks for all the likes. much appreciation.
I. did
@@faaspoels2246 no me
Welp I'did
kids...
Me
The knights emblem is a “hot dog” to symbolize that he’s ‘Link’ from Zelda
No need for the apostrophe on Link.
Suasag Link
For the last time its frankenstiens monster
I personally think the Knight is more of a Doom-Guy but that's just my personal take.
I would like this, but I cant because then it'll mess up the 420
2:46 Yea, that is literally what I must go through every morning, before going to shcool.
You’re right.
Mark: "This is teeth brushing simulator," *then proceeds to question about life* 😂😂
Bruh
@@lexaiuskenjiro5867 ?
sleep? who needs sleep when you have toothbrush demons!
Eijiro Kirishima your my favorite hero! Red riot !
Game 1: Brush Your Teeth
*And Go To Hell*
Yes.
*yes*
hell yes
*hell* yes, ha. *HELL* Yes
To toothpaste hell
No one:
Not a single person in the entire universe:
Not a soul:
Toothbrush sim Dev: LETS MAKE A GAME WHERE YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND GO TO HELL
Mark:Makes sense LETS PLAY IT!
@@jeremiahsmith4235 no u
Mark: "I'm already forgetting memories from my childhood"
Mark, all that I learned about your childhood is that you were poor, reset your own bone, and killed a bunch of animals (trying to help, bless your heart) with your brother..... that's about it.
Ioooh ho cfgh kohv😏😏🤬
I know about the road trip that he did a long rant about in one of his vids
Yeah it was from the draw my life thing
Or that he was an animal "whisperer"
And he had a rock oven
Mark: starts brushing teeth
Mark: "Wow this is incredible."
We need to welcome two new egos!
DJ-Iplier
&
Princeiplier
Grace Freeman brushaplier
Principal ?
It's actually Knightiplier
Oh god. We have Sander Sides, we will have Marki-Moods.
Me: *causally drawing line art while watching*
Video:....
Me: *getting to a part I can’t mess up on*
Video: *jump scare time*
Tooth brushing simulator is honestly scary as shit. Like the mono-yellow and the ambience of weird buzzing and wind... That's some Backrooms bullshit
Ikr? I hope it gets an HD remake, one day!
But its logic is funny af lol
@Spooky Spaghetti You*
"I'm clipping through things I shouldn't be able to clip through."
*The Backrooms ಠ_ಠ*
Good one
No one tell Amy about the zombie princess
Mark will actually open doors for her
*PHEW* THAT that was a solid burn I think I got burnt from that one too
Ooof that’s a really good roast here
How dare you do that to mark 😂😂
Tower princess looked really interesting! Like a Zelda/dark souls/ Mario mechanic! Definitely excited to see how it goes!
Mark is too used to horror games that he knows when a jumpscares gonna happen 👑👏
"Why would there be wind in here?"
*"That's not wind"*
AngryBirdNate06 *Famous last words*
As a person living Russia (and it seems author of first two games is Russian) I confirm: those two first games are 100% accurate.
Those friggin trips into toothbrushing hell every morning... =/
Zelotearius yes squatting, smoking, swearing, and listening to hard bass XD
Russia seems like hell from that perspective
Teacher : Why are you late agtain Pyotr ?
Pyotr : Im sorry Mr. Vlostov, a demon dragged me into hell again this morning...
Teacher : i see... Please take a seat Pyotr, Alexei will give you his notes later...
Russia seems fun
When the door knocked did anyone else say “FBI OPEN UP”
I didn't. I was still freaking out/trying to figure out what just happened
@@theroyalnapkin379 me too
Mark: I paid 50 cents for this game
Marks mind: _And it was worth it_
lol I'm here to make u mad for a sec sorry. It's paid* :')
@@angeliquesgarden now it's fixed :)
@@stan_6297 ❤️❤️
Me: "Mark's jokes are so childish"
Also me : *smiling profusly*
Mark: *moves*
Cigarette: *_dEJA VU_*
underrated coment
Dory: keep swimming keep swimming
Mark: keep brushing keep brushing
is there a phobia for brushing teeth? because i have that now.
*thanks mark.*
When mark was talking to the zombie princess it’s how I imagine him first meeting amy
game 1
mark: *questioning life* ...this is teeth brushing simulator
Play more !
Tooth brushing simulator might be the scariest game I have ever seen in my life. Im genuinely shaking right now.
10:12
Mark: The camera suddenly became a lot more responsive, I dunno when that happened
Me: YOU LITERALLY JUST ADJUSTED THE CAMERA SETTINGS
When I clicked on this video I expected weird games, but when I watched the first game....
I realized I was wrong.
I wouldn’t say wrong... you just got more than you bargained for
*turns volume up all the way like mark*
*big noise*
WhAt In ThE gOdDaMm FuCk
ur mom 😂😂😂😂
Matthew Eubanks ... What
Lol
that made me skip a beat WHOOOOOPH x.x
Yeah i took Marks idea and turned it down 🙏🙏
THIS IS THE VIDEO HE RECORDED WHILE PLAYING THE DATING GAME I FINALLY FOUND IT
After seeing the first game, is it just me or am I the only one terrified of brushing my teeth?
Yes u
yes u
Yes u
Yes u
Yes u
Mark:I think I’ve changed...
Everyone else: your still crazy mark
@Roach thank you
Ikr😂
I WAS FREAKING DYING WHEN MARK GOT SCARED FROM THE JUMPSCARE IN THE FIRST GAME😂😂
Don't watch that at 11 pm in the pitch dark. I actually died.
@@phionah2646
I watched it at 3:57 in the morning in pitch black
I think I died then too
@@GhostWRH same
Phionah Williams I’m watching at 3 am lol
11:48 so mark's always been into tall undead women
3:53 it’s called losing a few brain cells, it’s fine nothing to worry about
Yeah. Brain cells, always recover.
Dew F unless you play the first two games on full volume..
Alien Blooper Ouch. What are the names of the previous games?
Dew F toothbrushing & Slav sim
Alien Blooper Was ‘Slav Simulator’ in this video?
Mark: “I knew it! I knew it! I knew you were going to do that!”
Me: “Well I guess he knew that was going to happen.”
The knight game is such a mix between Shrek and Zelda
I like how it has some minecraft aspects for example: The slime cubes
It reminds me more of shovel knight
Heheh-yeah. Shrelda
Shrelda
"youre tallllll... youre very tall..." the signs were always there
The knight in the third game accurately represented Mark’s actual size
1:49 Scared the flipping shit out of me
Me : watching Felix's Minecraft Let's play
*meanwhile on Mark's channel*
frrrRRRRR
Raphaël Salzmann Felix’s game plays are kind of weird to me tbh... but I like his meme reviews
4:25 Wow, that guy isn't just drunk, he's comedy movie drunk.
pewdiepie: *my bonus memes and bonus games are the best*
Mark: *hold my controller*
Mark is clearly better
Me: thinking it’s going to be another Mario maker video
Mark: NOPE YOURE GETTING HAUNTED TOOTHBRUSHING
Wow, a rewatch changed everything. "I have a super-clicker enabled, don't ask me why", now we know why!
Agustín Lado why...? I saw some comments referring to that video “I was put in a game without my permission” but I haven’t watched it and I’m not gonna.
@@Somerandomperson-hl1kt then i guess you'll never know
ProtoManiac yep. So it is. (After huniepop then... I guess it couldn’t get any worse...)
Watching again. Will never get over the staggered zoom-in to Mark’s WTF face set to the music at 3:34.
Also, zombie game was awesome. I want more.
Video: *exists*
My last brain cell: *confused screaming*
“i come from the honourable house of dog... first name hot” **snort**
Mark: This game is making me forget childhood memories
Me: how much did you say the game was?
So proud of the tower Princess team for getting their game on switch
“DJ-Plier”
Me: .... oh I can just see the fan art
Edit: if this gets 500 I will put DJ-Plier on a shirt 600 I’ll do a cosplay on TikTok
Same
Well now I'm going to make fanart
Husky pawmations what have I done
Let's put it on a t-shirt
So we will blame YOU when the fanart comes out... noted.
"I'm literally speechless"
Me: well, that's a first
Pls Continue playing Tower Princess After Release
@awefawef awefawefthis was a demo, the full game hasn't been released yet
Very unique graphics
@awefawef awefawef you stupid or sum
Idk why I’m just now watching this but tooth brush simulator made laugh hysterically 😆 Marks reactions just added to it
2:56 *ignores the fact that he ascended to the 7th depth of hell and keeps brushing his teeth*
That teeth brushing game...
Acid trips be like:
same
Okay-
That mustve been a real shitty trip
Don’t do drugs kids
@@thetacokid4579 wha
“I knew it!”
“I knew it!”
“I knew it!”
I’m dead
I mean he wasn’t wrong tho
Mark: Makes man look in mirror while brushing
Also Mark: Wow