The ragdoll simulator was the most interesting game in the world. A person kissing tree. A man selling human pigs. You achieving WALKING and the physics on a bike. I've seen everything now. Plus the sounds you made when you glitched under the damn map.
Me before the video: Oh mark hasn’t even played the games yet how can he say they are even terrib- *sees title of first game before anything else* Oh no
From the start, a strange voice in the back of my mind was telling me to watch this with headphones. Being the muppet i am, I simply disregarded the voice, and proceeded with the video. It goes without saying that I have many, many regrets.
Markiplier: “how much weed do I have to smoke to never have *that* in my brain ever again?” me, a stoner with PTSD: “if only it worked that way, my guy”
When I was a kid I had this Crash Test Dummy car and figures, they were fun to play with cause they would explode upon impact. But one day the car went down my driveway and straight into the road where it ironically got destroyed by a real car.
What beta testers?You think people who buy the game and then then the developers later fix all the problems in the game?Cuz that's how it is nowadays,gaming companies dont care if they release an half ass unfinished game
We all know now why the Blacksmith's hiding... he hides from the milkman, and that endless desire to spray milk on everything. A short film by Markimoo.
Todays episode: “Are you taking a poop?” Literally two seconds later “never mind your taking a death.” Later: “How much weed do I have to smoke to forget that?”
@@Stef_mouz if you had braincells you wouldn't have responded, so while intellectuals like me have tons, simple minded folk like you do not. Jk I have no braincells either.
Can you play PS2 games? If so, you should play Dora: Journey to the Purple Planet. So empty of content it’s haunting, and Dora and Boots are both absolutely terrifying, staring at you with unblinking, expressionless eyes. 100000/10 best game of the century
The second one where you do a takedown by touching people... i wish it did the jaws theme. that would be the best thing. its like DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN SORRY
*not paying attention to the game at first* *"I JUST WANTED TO MILK YOU!"* *Oh, is it about cows?* *Looks at screen, a bunch of girls coming at him* *Umm...*
Imagination his damn steam friends seeing “Markiplier is now playing Milky Boobs”
Ａｙ ｙｏ ｗｔｆ
hahahaha nuuu
@just chickaen correcting a 3 year old comment’s grammar
Damn are you desperate to have social interactions
@@Cobretsov2022 because he dosent want him to be a illlitrature pearson like me
@just chickaen -_-
“...a game called Milky Boobs.”
*music instantly stops*
OMG THAT WAS PERFECT TIMING, EVEN THE GAME CAN’T BELIEVE ITS OWN NAME
Katie MILK NOT THE MILK ANYTHING BUT THE MILK!
I think Brendon’s face sums it all up.
miles has some goddamn manners AHAHAHAHA OMG IT DOES
LMAO
Katie BRUH 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My mom walked in when Mark said
“I don’t understand why they have to collapse and spasm as soon as I hit them with my M I L K.”
No pun intended
Brah ur ded
What happened next
To be continued
42Jackie legend has it he was never seen again
"I'll admit I kinda liked it better when I was sliding on my ass."
- Markiplier 2018
I love that at the beginning when Mark says milky boobs the music just stops, and then plays again😂😂😂
ItsJustChloe 2006 😂
Let's see that
*1 sec later*
_oh god, i don't wanna see that_
*_TOP TEN PICTURES TAKEN SECONDS BEFORE A DISASTER_*
Phantom Blood i dont know how to do *this, oh wait*
Are you guys terrified as i am
Literally as soon the video turned on, my reaction was “I’m not ready.”
More like "oh god, i hope my parents dont see my watch history"
_IF IT'S ONE THING I'M GOOD AT_
*IT'S YANKING MY MOUSE!*
I read that completely wrong...🙄🤭
@@timeddolphin3974 i read it as yanking my house xd
My cat's nickname is mouse... coincidence? I think not
I read that as "Yanking my MOOSE" and I had so many questions
"Putin Saves The World" Well that aged well
I thought I was the only one here while ww3 might actually start 😂
thought the same thing lmfao
@@ivry4149 it wont start
It will if Putin is as insane/stupid as he seems to be right now
fr lmao
"They're immune to my milk" -Mark 2018
I read that exactly when he saidit, like I had it paused and when I played it he exactly said that lol
@@lil_kul12 lmao same
“The Milktrix” Coming soon to a theatre near Markiplier
Nah it should be called "milkman reborn"
What? You've never heard twenty women moan all at the same time before?
What? You've never played tuber simulator?
You know it's fun, right?
I’ll make you a deal
Your pfp matches perfectly with this comment.
The game is available for free!
Markiplier: "Am I the milkman?"
Me, a man of culture: "I AM THE MILK MAN!!! MY MILK IS DELICIOUS!!!"
Special delivery today
What
@@astroboyrl2657 it's a reference to the game Psychonauts :)
And the seas shall run white... with... his... *rage...*
@@Le_Katto GRAAAAH!
_they're immune to my M I L K_
"Honey where's my super S U C C"
@limeade lemon uh...
*OK*
You sure it's milk?
Edit:or maybe it's something else shooting from milkaplier
@limeade lemon yes. Yes. YESSSSSSSSSS!!! MatPat is loved
Oi PanVids
I used my
Z A H A N D O
And erased normal content from yt
The ragdoll simulator was the most interesting game in the world. A person kissing tree. A man selling human pigs. You achieving WALKING and the physics on a bike. I've seen everything now. Plus the sounds you made when you glitched under the damn map.
Me before the video: Oh mark hasn’t even played the games yet how can he say they are even terrib-
*sees title of first game before anything else*
Oh no
Regan Lewis *_EARLY ACCESS_*
lmfao
because you title a video *after* you post it
ur family reunion a homosexual communion - but he made the intro *before* he titled it
Because he titled it after he played the games dumbass
I need a compilation of Mark saying “I’m sorry” and laughing
Then right after, a compilation where he says “I’m sorry” very scared
From the start, a strange voice in the back of my mind was telling me to watch this with headphones. Being the muppet i am, I simply disregarded the voice, and proceeded with the video. It goes without saying that I have many, many regrets.
Milky Boobs is totally family friendly, whaddya talking about?
what r those regrets
@@randallwade5016 ikr
why can't they just go in the pool to cool off?
Unicorn Curry
Because reasons, that's why. :P
Because that’d make too much sense
Because they wanted *_ZUCC_*
*POOL MACHINE BROKE*
The pool water is too hot(lava), you can go in because you have armor
Markiplier: “how much weed do I have to smoke to never have *that* in my brain ever again?”
me, a stoner with PTSD: “if only it worked that way, my guy”
Lmao, hope you're OK my guy
I don't think drugs is a good cure for your PTSD but hope you get better dude
Feral Eyes87 weed isn’t dangerous lmao
@@ir7pf282 weed isn't a drug. It's medicine :)
idk smoking it is dangerous just like normal smoking
15:57 was a perfectly timed moment for his camera to lag while ranting about shitty games.
Me:*reads title of video*
Me:*reads title of game*
Me:*thinks of what my life has come to*
RandomPotato .-. Your everywhere and no where at the same time.
RandomPotato .-. Same!
these games WHERE too good
were*
Cullen Houle did you watch the video?
Because that was a major whoosh
Yeah I did. I just felt like doing that.
Where?where?!WHERE!.!???!???!?!?!?????!?!
Ayy what house?
When on fire remember to
Stop, drop and milk
@SCOURGEOFTHEEARTH
*We can make a religion out of this*
Good thing I have my cow
I remember a mobile game called Alpaca years ago where you were an alpaca that had to eat other alpacas and evolve into different monstrosities
The women sound like seagulls
🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧
@@duckythething5611 that's a penguin
@PorgPrinterz 3D Lol nice
True to life then.
@@duckythething5611 you meant: 🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦
When I was a kid I had this Crash Test Dummy car and figures, they were fun to play with cause they would explode upon impact. But one day the car went down my driveway and straight into the road where it ironically got destroyed by a real car.
I had those
I had those too!
Great story 👌
I would have killed for one😍😍😍
Retro Game Players lol
Nobody is ready for the wrath of rootin tootin *VLADIMIR PUTIN*
ALL HAIL SOVIET RUSSIA
CYKA BLYAT
Sir reposti reporting for duty
**yee haws in russian** yee haw sir
ARTICLE 13
17:05 This didn't age very well...
Game logic: There is a button to launch Russia's nuclear arsenal just sitting in the open in a public park.
Bad game logic
FTFY
well with putin guarding it personally at all times whos gonna be able to push it? only putin. huge power move
Knowing waht is russia now that shouldn't be surprising
That's totally accurate, proved by Russians
Seeing these comments & video in 2022 whilst Putin’s invading Ukraine potentially starting World War 3 and threatening to start a nuclear war:.. 😃👍
*THEY NEED SOME MILK*
first came the soup delivery man
now, comes the milkman
GET THIS GIRL SOME MILK
Oh! Somebody! Oh!! They need some milk!
No
Hello, I am the Milk Man. My milk is fortified and nutritious.
right when he said "Milky Boobs"
*awkward silence*
and "Let me milk you"
no u
It couldn't have happened any more perfect than it did.
Whiplash is actually great. But seriously, did no one beta test these?
"Early access"
Whiplash is fucking broken, but it's hilarious
It is a bad Goat Simulator ripoff. But actually bad, not intentionally bad like Goat Sim.
That last game wasn’t even broken, it just was just very bizarre.
What beta testers?You think people who buy the game and then then the developers later fix all the problems in the game?Cuz that's how it is nowadays,gaming companies dont care if they release an half ass unfinished game
We all know now why the Blacksmith's hiding... he hides from the milkman, and that endless desire to spray milk on everything. A short film by Markimoo.
"I am the milkman, my milk is delicious."
"it's fortified with what the world wants, what the world deserves."
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MARK!! ALL I SEE IS TOP QUALITY
DrakeSweet um no
I see the same top quality in ytps yet Pewdiepie has not covered ytps yet for some reason?
It better be tøp quality.
Im sorry.
Nora Daniel scuse me, could you please leave?
All Mark gameplay is *_TOP QUALITY_*
2:14 “MEANWHILE in a parallel universe where women are always on fire.”
Tomaka reference
was that girl doing the moves from “Thriller” ? 🤣
Indeed
Yes, and perfectly to the actual choreography as well
"Putin saves the world" that aged well didn't it
i was searching for this comment lol
@@levivanmeel6592 me too lmao
*oh no*
m
Copied
Woman: -tree kissing-
Mark sliding on floor: -touches slightly with foot-
Woman: *fucking dies*
0:31 it sounded like Mark stopped the song to explain himself
Mark : *I've never seen such a splatty game before*
Splatoon: hold my beer..
Yesss
Splatoon: *HOLD MY INK*
Muddy Heights: hold my turd
Or, and bear with me here, genital jousting!
I think that girl at 6:14 had a fiery desire in her eyes for Mark.
i mean, do you blame her
The way he plays the last game concerns me
DERP XD how so? Lol xD
WAIT YOU DONT THINK
The first game is really scary 😨
D
Genius
In the crash dummy game not sure if you noticed but that little girl was doing the Zombie Dance from RuneScape. 15:00
Markiplier 2018
Mark:Hi ladies i see you're all hiding from my milk
Wtf
Oh
K
these replies im-
Two words....
*Grass Simulator :)*
Warrior_Princess He already tried that,
I know! That game was a joke!
you mean... minecraft alpha?
What about *ROCK SIMULATOR*
OOOOOOOOO!!!! That sounds *FUN * too!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D :D
Or maybe FLOWER SIMULATOR! (spelled both ways)That will go well with the MILK!
"I just wanted to milk you" -Markiplier 2018
Everybody Gangster Until Dummy Starts Getting A Bone Shuttering Seizure 😂😂 14:21
When I seen the milk splat on the screen I thought of Mario cart with the squid ink
It reminds me splatoon more
whoa you're right.
"i've never had such a splatty game before"
MUDDY HEIGHTS
Ahahaha
Splatoon: *HOLD MY INK*
Todays episode:
“Are you taking a poop?” Literally two seconds later “never mind your taking a death.”
Later:
“How much weed do I have to smoke to forget that?”
11:45
Mark now possesses the power to disintegrate spines by tapping someone.
"If there's one thing I'm good at it's yanking my mouseeeee!"
M a r k w H y
Markus William
I have mice and I was with them while I was watching this
Lol I covered their ears
Edit- WE WANT NO MOUSE ABUSE
So no one else is gonna mention that girl at 11:08 getting folded into a backwards "C" lol
damn he looks hella cute in those glasses
good for you!
Fishing Appalachia I can’t tell if you’re being an ass, but please don’t.
PENGUIN EMOJI 🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧
omfg ikr
@@Quib0_0 I can compliment someone regardless of their marital status. Also, no he isn't?
imagine his neighbours reaction when he was screaming "I DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU MY MILK"
I regret clicking on this video
xd
Same
I read milky boss and then I say boobs
Why? I feel more enriched from having clicked on this video
Frank Ruether i do. I skipped the first game right to the second
What about 3 inappropriate games
DEMONETIZED BITCH
The Unknown Gaming Brothers HEYY FISHY BOOPKINS (SMG4)
I ruined the 69 likes
The Unknown Gaming Brothers 3 anime dating games
Just play huniepop 3 times. :p
3:04 English class was too much to handle for whoever wrote that
16:20 the algorithm certainly has a humer
Mark: ok first game we're gonna play is milky boobs
Me: *spits out drink* WHAT?!
My brain cells died watching this
It's 2019 who the fu..rick still has braincells?
@@europaaugust9598 no-one?
@@Stef_mouz if you had braincells you wouldn't have responded, so while intellectuals like me have tons, simple minded folk like you do not. Jk I have no braincells either.
I wouldve liked but the number is perfect
Before I watched this I had 0 brain cells. Now I have -1
16:42 that was wild from start to finish
12:41 mark just dont ... its gonna amplify the memory how bad this game is lmfaoooo
Can you play PS2 games? If so, you should play Dora: Journey to the Purple Planet.
So empty of content it’s haunting, and Dora and Boots are both absolutely terrifying, staring at you with unblinking, expressionless eyes. 100000/10 best game of the century
Susan Hambrick Nah...
This better be a joke
Jamie Lishbrook it's not
Susan Hambrick I had that game on my old GameCube when I was little... haven't touched it in a while lol
Oh sweet Jesus I've played through that game like 50 times. It's absolutely awful
*sees game title*
Not even a second in and we’re off to a weird start
I don’t think that’s milk.
Maybe it's breast milk
😂😂😂😂😂 someone had a real good time if ya know what i mean
Paladin Boyd me either
Paladin Boyd I Think some one had a fun night and put all the stuff in a gun
THAT is NOT MILK!!! lol
14:56
And I dont think its going to get any better anytime soon but yeah this is-
Oh...
16:32 haha ww3.... here we come lol
LMAOO IT EVEN SAID "PUTIN"
i came to the comments looking for this 😭
1st game: Call of Duty
2nd game: Goat Simulator
3rd game: ...
3rd game: River Phoenix
Goat simulator is a total stress release game!
2nd game: the paralysis man simulator
Actually the 2nd game is a mixed between paralysis man, goat simulator, and cyberpunk 2099
I just wanted to stick with the paralysis man opinion and the other one because I didn't want the opinions to be left out.
Omg plz animate this
ELECTRICFOXYFLAMES 99 YESSSSSSSS
Weird seeing him playing Putin in a game and Putin just declared war yesterday.
Yeah that game didn't age particularly well
The second one where you do a takedown by touching people... i wish it did the jaws theme. that would be the best thing.
its like DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN SORRY
If you’re watching this in 2022, the last video certainly aged like… milk😂
These chicks are on fire
My nuts are on fire.
I think the most disturbing thing about this video is the fact that Mark has his Steam library sorted BACKWARDS! 0:51
7:04 Mark the milkman
Later on...
STAN THE WATER MAN
The milk man is coming for you.
My Welcome to the Game peeps better get that haha 🤣
the policeman 😂😂i get it
He only goes for HOT babes.
Elizabeth Tarter I am the milk man my milk is delicious
Oh no no no.
If you have to explain it, it's not a good reference.
11:30 how I fly in my dreams
4:57 thats a commando right there
Oh my god the third game is actually a gem 😂😂😂 Laughed my ass off at Putin and cats just flying all over the screen 😂😂😂😂
And you can just see Putin's legs just glitched to oblivion XD
reminded me of the good ol' days of political Flash games on Newgrounds
3:29 I love how the lady in the back ran into the bush then died
Mark really enjoys squirting milk everywhere.
First comment lol
Second!!!!!!
Weres is my gold star?
lol
Darkkiller44 lol
Daniel C. silver star*
8:24 score...
4:50
*They're immune to my milk!*
😂😂😂😂😅
"Mark is the Milkman. His milk is delicious."
I feel like that third game didn't age so good 😂
Mark: Plays a game where he shoots milk at hot girls.
Me: "Hope they aren't lactose n intolerant..."
The third game, fantastic as it was, ripped all of it's backgrounds from Meteor 60 Seconds!.
Maybe it's the same dev. Actually, it's probably available for free somewhere, or was bought in a pack?
If you're referring to M60S, that's a free game on Steam
I'm talking about the artwork not the game itself.
The 3rd game is completely unergonomical
Patrick Hector
It's also actually on the Google App Store.
Mmm that quality
nearly as good as my videos 😂😂😂😂 Jokin‘
GOTY right here. Which one?
*All 3 of them.*
Nope. None of them. That spot is solely reserved for Bad Rats.
Isagail ???
I know I've seen you over at MxR's channel ;D
G. Respect
O. Women
T.
Y.
The crash dummy game isn’t broken, I’ve seen Bryce games play it, you can also attack in the game
8:59
*THAT* music
old man squatting
Markiplier: Are you taking a poop?
Markiplier: ragdolls old man
Markiplier: nevermind your taking a death
lmao
15:26 Street Fighter commentator: K.O!
2:50 Opening the box on a high round
15:32 Mark Wins. Flawless Victory. Fatality!
*not paying attention to the game at first*
*"I JUST WANTED TO MILK YOU!"*
*Oh, is it about cows?*
*Looks at screen, a bunch of girls coming at him*
*Umm...*
That Kicking kittens game deserves game of the year...nuff said
:D
Does art imitate life or does life imitate art?
Teo Scott A true philosophical question ~
you can pause anytime you want and u can get an amazing photo
KishHero pretty sure its better than last year's game of the year(Loz:BreathOfTheWild)
Once the goblins started spasming, I lost my shit
12:49 top 10 epic anime battles