5 WEIRD GAMES

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @gravityyt5904
    @gravityyt5904 5 лет назад +6324

    •watches grown man yell at his hands•
    *CONTENT*

  • @johnegbert1418
    @johnegbert1418 5 лет назад +2170

    "I can play with myself"
    "I'm beating myself!"
    "I love you, righty!"

  • @virtualvivi
    @virtualvivi 4 года назад +4459

    Mark: is half Korean.
    Also Mark: "Where's Asia"

    • @bigfloppa759
      @bigfloppa759 4 года назад +104

      I honestly thought that he was hawaiian ngl. I have bee watching him for years

    • @virtualvivi
      @virtualvivi 4 года назад +192

      @@bigfloppa759 he was born in Hawaii, if I'm not mistaken. I think his father was in the military ^w^

    • @hankshellstrop1735
      @hankshellstrop1735 4 года назад +70

      ​@@virtualvivi i know his father's name is Cliff.. and he's dead, he said it in unus annus, the ghost hunting video.. but it's gone now 😭😭😭

    • @charliewegner
      @charliewegner 3 года назад +57

      @@hankshellstrop1735 yeah, his dad passed away in 2008.

    • @xX_Tob1as_Xx
      @xX_Tob1as_Xx 3 года назад +46

      @@charliewegner thats the year i was born-

  • @David-gt4hu
    @David-gt4hu 3 года назад +1959

    Regular human: talks to another human. Markiplier: screaming at his hands to not screw up

  • @ferbyj8051
    @ferbyj8051 4 года назад +2032

    The shark simulator makes me laugh so hard..I love how he lets the shark talk ..matches the voice so great ..

  • @greedthewolf3751
    @greedthewolf3751 5 лет назад +2585

    I just love how every time he killed a ant, it sounds like a shotgun went off XD

  • @bella-nc6tw
    @bella-nc6tw 4 года назад +520

    Watching a man yell at his hands and make them kiss is the content I never knew I needed

    • @DeannaSusanHealy
      @DeannaSusanHealy 2 года назад +7

      I think I always knew I just never found it until today

  • @fridaythedeerfox2982
    @fridaythedeerfox2982 2 года назад +621

    I think I saw marks soul almost leave his body when he said "Welcome to five weird games" cus he almost sounded like he was about to say five nights at Freddie's and you could see the Vietnam flashbacks in his eyes.

  • @deathstare_proxy8338
    @deathstare_proxy8338 6 лет назад +949

    "I can play with myself"
    2 seconds later
    "Im beating myself!"
    Uhhhhhh....

  • @thejoyfuldragon887
    @thejoyfuldragon887 6 лет назад +837

    "the tentacle weirded me out a little bit but now I'm into it"
    ~Markiplier, 2018

    • @oogabooga5510
      @oogabooga5510 6 лет назад +50

      Thats what I said when I watched hentai for the first time.
      *finger guns*

    • @aydenoneill2764
      @aydenoneill2764 6 лет назад +7

      XD

    • @joepasta626
      @joepasta626 6 лет назад +2

      Heyy!! I'm a smaller creator who wants to be like Other RUclipsrs and I just posted "Fighting 10yearolds on roblox" and thought it would make ya laugh!! ❤️

    • @EnemyWasp
      @EnemyWasp 6 лет назад +5

      You know, I honestly wanted to say that but I was too lazy to make another comment. gg no re

    • @Jest3rdaclown
      @Jest3rdaclown 6 лет назад +2

      That's a VERY joyful Dragon you got there😋

  • @camdengrohs4661
    @camdengrohs4661 4 года назад +5111

    It has been almost 2 years since this came out. We must remind Mark of “I DONT WANT TO FRICK AN ANT”
    Edit: Yes I know Mark said fuck not frick. I was wary of the language I used when I made this post as I was 14-15. Please stop fighting over it

    • @braedengrant3468
      @braedengrant3468 4 года назад +16

      Camden Grohs yes we shall!!

    • @Thays-nu8bn
      @Thays-nu8bn 4 года назад +68

      It's Fuck not Frick

    • @Thays-nu8bn
      @Thays-nu8bn 4 года назад +30

      It's Fuck not Frick

    • @I_missed
      @I_missed 4 года назад +19

      @@Thays-nu8bn Thats what i thought. I think their a kid

    • @JAMESGamingLV2
      @JAMESGamingLV2 4 года назад +66

      @@I_missed
      *They're
      I think you're a kid yourself

  • @Doppering
    @Doppering 3 года назад +236

    51:34
    Mark: I’m going to do one more try, because I’m a glutton for punishment
    Again, he is *NOT* a masochist…

  • @juxtra6113
    @juxtra6113 6 лет назад +5731

    I have chores to do but instead I'm watching a grown-ass man yell at his hands.

    • @GeorgeXer0
      @GeorgeXer0 6 лет назад +61

      "Grown ass man yelling at his hands"
      Yea, thats me every night.... think about it xD

    • @itismetho
      @itismetho 6 лет назад +43

      PastelMagpie I like how he is calling his left hand "Righty" and the other way around.

    • @guthrieblacketer34
      @guthrieblacketer34 6 лет назад +33

      Even more interesting is that he mixed up his hands, he yelled at "righty" but in fact it was his left hand.

    • @silverstream1430
      @silverstream1430 6 лет назад +4

      Ikr 😂😂😂😂

    • @fionastroud9963
      @fionastroud9963 6 лет назад +2

      PastelMagpie r

  • @whowantswaffles
    @whowantswaffles 6 лет назад +254

    "These hands they can only KILL"

  • @LovisasMustasch
    @LovisasMustasch 6 лет назад +255

    this is the content I hoped to sponsor for, Mark yelling at his own hands

  • @Anvarynn
    @Anvarynn 3 года назад +31

    19:26 "YOU SEE HOW IT'S NOT WORKING?"
    >Tentacle literally too far forward spraying into the void

  • @vihj3645
    @vihj3645 5 лет назад +415

    Mark: THESE HANDS CAN ONLY KILL
    * John Wick intensifies *

  • @hunny_milk
    @hunny_milk 5 лет назад +2376

    Mark: *continuously crushing ants by mistake*
    Me: *Dying of laughter*
    2 year later edit: Wowuss, that's pretty fancy, thanks for the likes

  • @madiswaaaAnnn
    @madiswaaaAnnn 5 лет назад +840

    The commitment with which Mark makes the shark “talk” throughout the game is bothhhh kinda concerning but definitely hilarious 😂😅

  • @moniquebaird6281
    @moniquebaird6281 3 года назад +142

    The talking shark had me laughing my ass off the whole time 😂

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 6 лет назад +552

    20:33 The tentacle wierded me out at first but now I'm into it. - Mark 2018

  • @savaboo02
    @savaboo02 4 года назад +519

    Damn, I haven't laughed this hard in a while. For some reason, him accidentally smashing the ants was just damn hilarious.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 4 года назад +10

      I think it was markiplier's shocked reaction to doing so.

    • @pixelfuzbear
      @pixelfuzbear 4 года назад +3

      I DIED WHEN HE DID THAT TOO XD

    • @mynameberamen1779
      @mynameberamen1779 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @KuvaPefo
      @KuvaPefo 4 года назад

      Would have hit like but... 69!

    • @amberdeyuliis7886
      @amberdeyuliis7886 3 года назад +5

      Not to mention the squish and gun sounds that happen when the ants get dead

  • @somethingindistinct2535
    @somethingindistinct2535 4 года назад +121

    26:30
    i love how the subtitles guy just fucking gave up at that point

  • @GrimyDuck-dz5dg
    @GrimyDuck-dz5dg 3 года назад +85

    Imagine hearing “toochie scoochie oochie goo” and being killed

  • @clumsyndle3112
    @clumsyndle3112 5 лет назад +137

    26:29 KILLED ME.
    “I AM do backflip!”
    ~Markipler

  • @nono-dt1lk
    @nono-dt1lk 6 лет назад +547

    “I DONT WANT TO F••K AN ANT!” Has me dead😂😂😂

  • @sierra686
    @sierra686 5 лет назад +703

    I cried a little of laughter watching mark continuously kill ants and sincerely regretting it everytime. 😂😂

  • @salamander9575
    @salamander9575 3 года назад +60

    48:14 absolutely killed me. This is why I watch this channel when I'm sleep deprived, I laugh ten times harder.

  • @Katilack
    @Katilack 4 года назад +304

    “Oh it’s two player”
    *Be More Chill intensifies*

    • @somethingindistinct2535
      @somethingindistinct2535 4 года назад +22

      *apocalypse of the damned*
      *l e v e l n i n e*
      *t h e c a f e t o r i u--*

    • @nikogonzalez505
      @nikogonzalez505 3 года назад +12

      A man of culture

    • @missy2375
      @missy2375 3 года назад +12

      @@somethingindistinct2535
      FIND THE BAD GUY PUSH HIM ASIDE

    • @dragononachair6059
      @dragononachair6059 3 года назад +11

      @@missy2375 THEN MOVE ON FORWARD WITH YOUR FRIEND AT YOUR SIDE

    • @BeeArtsSE
      @BeeArtsSE 3 года назад +8

      *flashback to middle school*

  • @lazyken6468
    @lazyken6468 5 лет назад +48

    7:15 when the main character dies before you finish your evil monologue.

  • @emregoral2549
    @emregoral2549 4 года назад +740

    Mark: "The tentacle weirded me out for a second but i'm into it now."
    Me: "MARK IS INTO TENTACLES???"

  • @rylanlittle7277
    @rylanlittle7277 3 года назад +16

    13:21 : i’ve seen enough anime to know where this is going

  • @Georelic35
    @Georelic35 6 лет назад +326

    8:31 "I really do love these physics enabled games" -Markiplier
    Me: (Thinks back to Surgeon Simulator and I Am Bread)
    "Are you sure?"

    • @KDFire21
      @KDFire21 6 лет назад +3

      I think the tenticle reminds of Octodad as well, but I'm not entirely sure

    • @bobmcguffin5706
      @bobmcguffin5706 6 лет назад +3

      I was thinking about Getting Over It and his PTSD associated with that

    • @KDFire21
      @KDFire21 6 лет назад

      @@bobmcguffin5706 ok. Haven't heard about it before

    • @swllzllck133
      @swllzllck133 6 лет назад +3

      And octodad

    • @jacobc8036
      @jacobc8036 5 лет назад

      what about Octodad?

  • @Luckiest_KitKat
    @Luckiest_KitKat 5 лет назад +620

    3:15
    I could not stop laughing at the fact when Mark continuously kills ants and I'm supposed to be quiet since the rest of my family is sleeping. You are going to get me in trouble one day Mark.

  • @kingkandee1785
    @kingkandee1785 5 лет назад +680

    “With this crown-
    With this crown-“
    H u h
    That reminds me of-
    With this cup-
    With this cup-
    With this cup! I will drink your sorrows. No no that’s not it.
    ~corpse bride

  • @megasauce9388
    @megasauce9388 4 года назад +570

    Won't lie, i'd pay to listen to an audiobook of mark narrating a shark's life story.

    • @kaitlinmills6412
      @kaitlinmills6412 4 года назад +4

      It's on 69 so I don't want to like ur comment, so I'm commenting instead 😁

    • @Alikaimohun
      @Alikaimohun 4 года назад +5

      I swear he did do that

    • @hankshellstrop1735
      @hankshellstrop1735 4 года назад +3

      wouldn't anyone? lmao i would listen to his voice in general even if he's ranting about a d*ck being too small or something

    • @joelbrich2538
      @joelbrich2538 3 года назад +3

      Ngl, at first glance I thought your profile pic was a really derpy yugi. 😂

  • @starrypines590
    @starrypines590 5 лет назад +97

    "Can you delete that?" Still makes it into the final cut

  • @JohnDubuc
    @JohnDubuc 6 лет назад +2114

    The title should be: "5 NORMAL GAMES MADE WEIRD WITH MARK"

    • @quingrunig9989
      @quingrunig9989 6 лет назад +15

      John Dubuc yes it should be

    • @heckhole7406
      @heckhole7406 6 лет назад +5

      John Dubuc yes

    • @fundiamond2118
      @fundiamond2118 6 лет назад +16

      And it is sharkiplier

    • @BlackMario9024
      @BlackMario9024 6 лет назад +22

      Lmao. Hi my name is markiplier and I'm making these games weird because reasons

    • @beemaru6888
      @beemaru6888 6 лет назад +4

      ye ur right it should be

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 3 года назад +72

    “Just pick up the emergency device in front of you.”
    *drops gun*

  • @Kikuomi
    @Kikuomi 4 года назад +161

    i love that this is my life now. watching a grown man yell at his hands then making them kiss. *quality content*

  • @thefinderofglitches1051
    @thefinderofglitches1051 4 года назад +47

    30:53
    Oh what a wonderf-
    SMACK: Gets hit by a shark

  • @cole2414
    @cole2414 5 лет назад +317

    "I was weirded out by the tentacle at first. But now im into it."
    -Mark

    • @xxlilaayxx
      @xxlilaayxx 4 года назад +15

      Basically every hentai ever

    • @gr11m94
      @gr11m94 4 года назад +7

      *u h o h*

    • @No-um6ff
      @No-um6ff 4 года назад +5

      I call hentai.

  • @charrii-san7403
    @charrii-san7403 3 года назад +349

    Mark: “You know I’ve always believed in You lefty”
    Also Mark: *Shows his right hand*

    • @dominicbean2981
      @dominicbean2981 3 года назад +44

      His camera is flipped

    • @hiitsme5524
      @hiitsme5524 3 года назад +28

      His camera is flipped so it looks like it's his right hand but it's actually his left hand

    • @charrii-san7403
      @charrii-san7403 3 года назад +5

      Oops

    • @RevyngeV2
      @RevyngeV2 2 года назад +9

      Dude. No worries. I was sitting here so confused. My brain cannot comprehend how it’s flipped and it looks he’s pointing to his right when he says left. It messes with my head so bad haha

    • @charrii-san7403
      @charrii-san7403 2 года назад

      @@RevyngeV2 cool

  • @cymbabrzmiacy7561
    @cymbabrzmiacy7561 5 лет назад +49

    7:52 Antonio couldn't stand the pressure of Mark's speech.

  • @wolfjedisamuel
    @wolfjedisamuel 6 лет назад +385

    Game 1: *Dreamworks: Antz 2*
    Game 2: *Mark's private-time with his hand Simulator*
    Game 3: *Octodad 2: Independence Day*
    Game 4: *Jaws 5: The Jaws Movie We Never Had, But Needed*
    Game 5: *A game Mark should have been good at since he was a bar tender once.*

  • @BigMac-vf6tt
    @BigMac-vf6tt 5 лет назад +245

    Mark: I love these physically enabled games
    Me: watches mark play “I am bread”

  • @tajb6406
    @tajb6406 3 года назад +16

    10:04 whole new meaning to “talk to the hand” 💀

  • @marydarling2825
    @marydarling2825 6 лет назад +37

    "I'm beating myself"...looks around empty room like an "Office" character. Laughs.

  • @thatonecommenter7169
    @thatonecommenter7169 6 лет назад +470

    "Tentacle weirded me out first...
    But now I'm kinda into it."
    Markiplier 2018

    • @KSSyep
      @KSSyep 6 лет назад +9

      *O H*
      *N O*

    • @arielle1244
      @arielle1244 6 лет назад +6

      Hentai still haunting Mark

    • @tristancomeaux5519
      @tristancomeaux5519 6 лет назад +2

      Uhhhh..... How else will I reply to that......

    • @YuushaBlues
      @YuushaBlues 6 лет назад +2

      Koirakasvo TM didn't someone else comment that exact same thing

    • @thatonecommenter7169
      @thatonecommenter7169 6 лет назад +1

      Ness Blues similar thing, yes but not the same.

  • @sullychow4123
    @sullychow4123 6 лет назад +24

    "I'm average, all that work, all that stress, everything I was doing and I'm just average" this resonated with me so much

  • @rohanlancaster675
    @rohanlancaster675 Год назад +7

    "Its a two player game? Well i'll just play with myself."
    - Markiplier, 2018

  • @nn-kr9bz
    @nn-kr9bz 4 года назад +523

    mark:call right hand "lefty"
    me: *fnaf flashback*

    • @oliburb
      @oliburb 3 года назад +8

      OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME THING 😂😂😂

    • @WereWolfNights
      @WereWolfNights 3 года назад +9

      I was thinking the same

    • @bIessinq
      @bIessinq 3 года назад +33

      lol he flips his camera so its actually correcttttt

    • @niyah000
      @niyah000 3 года назад +6

      @@bIessinq I don’t think he flipped the camera

    • @bIessinq
      @bIessinq 3 года назад +19

      @@niyah000 i believe inverts it in editing... i’ve seen other vids with his “correct” room before... i cOULD be wrong because i’ve obviously haven’t ever been in his house before. but according to what i’ve seen in the past, i’m going by that ❤️

  • @esannui531
    @esannui531 6 лет назад +143

    Friends- what are you doing today
    Me- *watching a grown man make his hands make out*

    • @AngelicaRodriguez-eq7iv
      @AngelicaRodriguez-eq7iv 6 лет назад +7

      MiNT I said that to my mom and she just told me that I should have more mature role models.

    • @ethanwhite3305
      @ethanwhite3305 6 лет назад +2

      And mixing up right and left😂😂

    • @AngelicaRodriguez-eq7iv
      @AngelicaRodriguez-eq7iv 6 лет назад +1

      Ethan White, yeah! I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that!😂😂
      But then again the camera perspective could’ve just been swapped.

    • @esannui531
      @esannui531 6 лет назад

      Angelica Rodriguez, that’s what I was thinking¡

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 лет назад +664

    I see Mark is back to his *ant-ics* again

  • @adamwright8919
    @adamwright8919 3 года назад +21

    Watching Mark playing with “Righty” and “Lefty” is just… amazing. 😆

  • @themae_ale
    @themae_ale 5 лет назад +372

    *a grown man having a love affair with his hands*
    Aw yes, maturity 👌

  • @wynncityco
    @wynncityco 5 лет назад +103

    I just spent almost an hour watching a grown man yell at his hands.
    *-peak intelligence-*

  • @tonymaggiesbabygirl
    @tonymaggiesbabygirl 6 лет назад +243

    Don't try to overcome weirdness, let weirdness overcome you.

    • @0akes
      @0akes 6 лет назад +10

      Are you threatening me?

    • @sarahsparks6573
      @sarahsparks6573 6 лет назад +5

      I did that a long time ago and I will never regret it😂😂😂

    • @yehetmehplzboo3538
      @yehetmehplzboo3538 6 лет назад +1

      The Internet Commentator I am 😬

    • @aericagorham9187
      @aericagorham9187 6 лет назад +1

      Maddies Mega Life ooooooooohhhhh

    • @OperatorVanta
      @OperatorVanta 6 лет назад +2

      Embrace the weirdness!

  • @simply_gay3578
    @simply_gay3578 3 года назад +11

    With the tree one, i actually paid attention to the sound when the shift ended, and all I could think about was Mark yelling “wAs ThAt ThE bItE oF ‘87!?!”
    we must remind him

  • @samsamwaffle571
    @samsamwaffle571 6 лет назад +206

    I just imagine Tyler or Ethan walking in and saying: "guys! Marks talking to his hands again! "

    • @purpledragons6669
      @purpledragons6669 6 лет назад +11

      Samara does vlogs lol or sean saying it and ethan or Tyler reassuring him that it's normal

    • @bonbon829
      @bonbon829 6 лет назад +1

      Hahahaha

    • @emilyblackstone8023
      @emilyblackstone8023 6 лет назад +14

      Montgomery Mitchell Sean: "ETHAN, MARK LOST IT! HE IS TALKING TO HIS HANDS"
      Ethan: "its normal he does it all the time because of the level of isolation in that room"

    • @antisocialash
      @antisocialash 6 лет назад +2

      Emily Blackstone omg the fact it's probably true is sad but hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @mistygames101
    @mistygames101 6 лет назад +232

    Watching a grown ass adult man, with a mental age of seven, is the most hilarious thing in the entire world! I'm DYING!!!!! XD XD XD

  • @TheCrownedMoon
    @TheCrownedMoon 5 лет назад +41

    omg i LOVE shark simulator i swear i almost laughed a lung out.

  • @Ruki_duki
    @Ruki_duki 4 месяца назад +4

    Not my mom walking in right at the hands' kiss scene😭🤣 (11:35)

  • @willbe3043
    @willbe3043 6 лет назад +44

    i'm reminded of that time when mark talked to various body parts of his *for an hour*
    that time must have left deep wounds in him, for him to be continuing such behaviour voluntarily

    • @notagoat281
      @notagoat281 6 лет назад +3

      Are you saying you think Mark *doesn't* voluntarily talk to his butt on a regular basis?

  • @kirbypoya2446
    @kirbypoya2446 5 лет назад +30

    "You have never f**ked with anyone as hurricanishly destructive as me"
    -Markiplier 2018

  • @freddyfazbear7100
    @freddyfazbear7100 6 лет назад +133

    7:38 never get in a fight with markiplier

  • @amycherry4849
    @amycherry4849 3 года назад +16

    Mark's commentary on the shark simulator had me ugly cry snort laughing from start to finish XD

  • @faith_updated7255
    @faith_updated7255 6 лет назад +682

    *When you realize you're so lonely you still play a 2 player game with yourself*

    • @flipmass3165
      @flipmass3165 6 лет назад +10

      Faith Hope he got his hands confused I think. He said righty was lefty and lefty was righty?

    • @rakurai4953
      @rakurai4953 6 лет назад +5

      chris howell Are RUclips videos mirrored because of the cameras?

    • @axenennene4395
      @axenennene4395 6 лет назад +15

      chris howell His facecam is mirrored :)

    • @kasanetetolover666
      @kasanetetolover666 6 лет назад +2

      -you're*-

    • @TexelGuy
      @TexelGuy 6 лет назад +4

      That could be said about any teenager ;)

  • @SillyCyl
    @SillyCyl 6 лет назад +34

    For some reason when you kept saying "With this crown" I kept thinking of Viktor from the movie "The Corpse Bride" where he kept going over his lines before his wedding day lolz

  • @trashzone6565
    @trashzone6565 6 лет назад +429

    Markifart: -kisses hand- I LOVE YOU RIGHTY!!!!!
    Me: Is it just me or is that his left hand.....

    • @lizzy9945
      @lizzy9945 6 лет назад +29

      GamingWith GamerWolfAB
      I KNEW IT
      I thought I was going crazy but nah I was right 😂

    • @ShiaLouise
      @ShiaLouise 6 лет назад +12

      It is his left hand 🙃

    • @genevievesteenhoek3408
      @genevievesteenhoek3408 6 лет назад +78

      The camera is mirrored so it looks like his left hand

    • @potato4687
      @potato4687 6 лет назад +20

      Did you forget how mirrors work?

    • @itmekilian6471
      @itmekilian6471 6 лет назад +18

      You are correct, everyone else is wrong. It would be mirrored, if when Mark held up the hands we see, The one he is calling lefty, showed a frontwards L, and the opposite for the right. If you can imagine the hand he kept calling Lefty, holding up to the camera, in the shape of an L, it would be a proper L for us- meaning the camera isn't mirrored. People are just really bad at directions, and mark forgot what hand is his left and right LMFAO

  • @StrangerHearts0
    @StrangerHearts0 3 года назад +12

    "I don't know what to do with the money so I guess I'm just done!"
    you literally just passed the store as you said that maaaaaark

  • @joshkemt5446
    @joshkemt5446 5 лет назад +2568

    Mark: calls right hand “lefty”
    Me: no.
    Mark: calls left hand “righty”
    Me: STOP IT.

    • @orang1921
      @orang1921 5 лет назад +291

      i think the camera is flipped so it looks like he's looking at the game, so in reality he might be right

    • @moonieloon2105
      @moonieloon2105 5 лет назад +119

      The camera is flipped so that’s why we see it left and right then irl for him is right and left

    • @williamsmith6921
      @williamsmith6921 4 года назад +68

      Bruh he knows which hand is which cameras flip things

    • @therainyaffect6732
      @therainyaffect6732 4 года назад +19

      You know this came out in 2018 and you made a comment 3 weeks ago and its 2020 already

    • @hummingbirdspark3998
      @hummingbirdspark3998 4 года назад +9

      Josh Kemt I think the camera is flipped

  • @wasnotmee
    @wasnotmee 4 года назад +144

    9:51
    "Good ol' righty"
    **proceeds to kiss left hand**

    • @ThatOneWeirdFlex
      @ThatOneWeirdFlex 3 года назад +22

      Camera flipped

    • @buggyboi9237
      @buggyboi9237 3 года назад +9

      I agree with the first reply.

    • @arq2565
      @arq2565 3 года назад +4

      I agree with the second reply

    • @kyo2383
      @kyo2383 3 года назад +4

      I agree with the third reply

    • @xxlulu_landxx2804
      @xxlulu_landxx2804 3 года назад +4

      I agree with the fourth reply

  • @tebmt
    @tebmt 4 года назад +79

    mark says: " that's a weird time to cut the music"
    Me: "what do you mean" (has Minecraft running in the background with the music playing)

  • @SneakyLittleImposter
    @SneakyLittleImposter 3 месяца назад +2

    "the tenticle weirded me out at first but now I'm into it!" markiplier 2018

  • @fishthegreat2525
    @fishthegreat2525 6 лет назад +89

    *here we watch as Mark has emotional problems with his hands*

  • @miahughes8237
    @miahughes8237 6 лет назад +90

    He's talking to his body parts again, oh wait now he is kissing them to

  • @sansarkosakowski8027
    @sansarkosakowski8027 6 лет назад +83

    1999: "By 2015 there will be flying cars", 2018: Man has an intense violent conversation between his hands

    • @leviathan_2053
      @leviathan_2053 5 лет назад

      Man makes his hands kiss in front of the entire internet, internet enjoys it

  • @akiprox7
    @akiprox7 6 месяцев назад +4

    1. Ant
    2. No friends xD
    3. Pure madness
    4. Shork
    5. Alcohol

  • @dyamondbolden5959
    @dyamondbolden5959 6 лет назад +133

    I like how Mark didn’t listen to himself when he was editing 🤣

    • @Sunnysideanyway
      @Sunnysideanyway 6 лет назад

      I think that was intentional.

    • @brookestarless12
      @brookestarless12 6 лет назад

      Ethan and Katherine edit his videos

    • @undefined0_
      @undefined0_ 6 лет назад

      Blep Ep Katherine quit a while ago

    • @melanierodriguez1442
      @melanierodriguez1442 6 лет назад

      Dyamond Bolden most of the time it’s not him so...

    • @katehope24
      @katehope24 6 лет назад +2

      Mousie87 didn’t Ethan quit too so that he could work on his own channel more?

  • @andysquarantine
    @andysquarantine 6 лет назад +794

    *this channel is getting weirder and weirder*
    ps: weird is good

  • @past3l_as3l65
    @past3l_as3l65 5 лет назад +124

    •Man Kissing Righty And Yelling At Lefty But Then Does The Opposite•
    This is great content
    Oh and is he going to marry his hands yet?
    Or is his hands going to marry each other???
    Righty is the husband
    And lefty is the wife!

  • @Coco-the-dino
    @Coco-the-dino 2 месяца назад +2

    Love the fact that he called his left hand righty and his right lefty

  • @beaniebutter2889
    @beaniebutter2889 6 лет назад +28

    2018 is officially the year of Mark having full fledged conversations with his hands

  • @hayden-tz6gd
    @hayden-tz6gd 5 лет назад +147

    Is this what AntsCanada does with his ants when he’s not recording?

  • @СергийТихомиров-в4н
    @СергийТихомиров-в4н 4 года назад +30

    35:17
    We need an Adult Swim show like this. About a Shark. At the Fun-Fare. Riding a carousel horse. Starring Mark as a Shark.

  • @dbone3356
    @dbone3356 2 года назад +4

    28:05 So... He flailed into one person killing them. Then nibbled on a wooden deck chair whilst his kill counter went up to 4. Was that just 3 people running into the ocean and drowning?

  • @juanstekelenburg3175
    @juanstekelenburg3175 5 лет назад +25

    19:05
    *proceeds to spray BEHIND the planet*
    mark: ITS NOT WORKING

  • @Aventrixmusic
    @Aventrixmusic 6 лет назад +51

    mark, you can buy guns and swords and stuff in shark simulator with the money, which the next mission after you kill 50 people is to go buy a sword but, of course you have the attention span of a goldfish so you didn't make it that far xD

    • @83s9-d2g
      @83s9-d2g 6 лет назад +3

      cinderwing
      I think the game is far too silly to spend so much time on, it's a funny game but I understand that it would get old pretty quickly.

  • @AnonymousBuddha
    @AnonymousBuddha 5 лет назад +53

    “These hands! They can only kill!” Markiplier
    Too funny

  • @thehvanddino-weaponshow1337
    @thehvanddino-weaponshow1337 Год назад +12

    This is literally one of the funniest Markiplier videos I’ve ever seen and I can’t stop laughing lol

  • @eu48an
    @eu48an 6 лет назад +39

    Mark, on shark simulator you can buy weapons, and hats, and do flips with a giant sword on your tail and spread mayhem and havoc, GET BACK AT IT.
    PS:love you

    • @haiuwu
      @haiuwu 6 лет назад +1

      I second this

    • @heyheyitsjae2475
      @heyheyitsjae2475 6 лет назад +1

      He barely touched the game and there's so much crazy shit you can get up to in it.

    • @eu48an
      @eu48an 6 лет назад +2

      Jacob Hanshew right, he didn't get even close to squeeze the fun out of it

  • @LiterallySoSleepy
    @LiterallySoSleepy 6 лет назад +362

    But what if you put the soldiers hat on the princess?

    • @_Efan
      @_Efan 6 лет назад +21

      Gurjinder Singh *HMMMMMMMMM*

    • @guy12041
      @guy12041 6 лет назад +22

      Can you actually do that?

    • @fliqpyhtf8308
      @fliqpyhtf8308 6 лет назад +4

      Idk if you can you'd probably kill her

    • @fliqpyhtf8308
      @fliqpyhtf8308 6 лет назад +21

      I mean these hands can only kill

    • @rachealgudknecht6415
      @rachealgudknecht6415 6 лет назад

      Gurjinder Singh mind blown!

  • @nightsong81
    @nightsong81 6 лет назад +23

    I'm just saying, I could watch an entire talk show of flappy-mouth shark talking about whatever.

  • @Greyson-gx6rw
    @Greyson-gx6rw 4 месяца назад +2

    3:45 Mark just continuously says Gucci

  • @aryannaconklin6343
    @aryannaconklin6343 5 лет назад +79

    Anyone else notice how when he was just playing shark simulator he had a different shirt on?

  • @kaylaanissa3960
    @kaylaanissa3960 5 лет назад +58

    He seemed so sad when he said “ I’m average”

  • @StickySauce101
    @StickySauce101 4 года назад +45

    "I WILL NOT KILL AGAIN" - I share this pain.

  • @Crow_Smith
    @Crow_Smith 3 года назад +4

    I have watched this dozens of times and only NOW did I realize that for the 2nd game he's wearing a totally different shirt than the first and third. And then the last 2 are also different. Shows how much I look at him when he plays.

  • @jamxiety4672
    @jamxiety4672 4 года назад +25

    "I was weirded out by the tentacle at first, but now I'm into it."