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Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @gravityyt5904
    @gravityyt5904 5 лет назад +5915

    •watches grown man yell at his hands•
    *CONTENT*

  • @virtualvivi
    @virtualvivi 4 года назад +4257

    Mark: is half Korean.
    Also Mark: "Where's Asia"

    • @bigfloppa759
      @bigfloppa759 3 года назад +102

      I honestly thought that he was hawaiian ngl. I have bee watching him for years

    • @virtualvivi
      @virtualvivi 3 года назад +183

      @@bigfloppa759 he was born in Hawaii, if I'm not mistaken. I think his father was in the military ^w^

    • @hankshellstrop1735
      @hankshellstrop1735 3 года назад +69

      ​@@virtualvivi i know his father's name is Cliff.. and he's dead, he said it in unus annus, the ghost hunting video.. but it's gone now 😭😭😭

    • @charliewegner
      @charliewegner 3 года назад +57

      @@hankshellstrop1735 yeah, his dad passed away in 2008.

    • @xX_N1na_Xx
      @xX_N1na_Xx 3 года назад +45

      @@charliewegner thats the year i was born-

  • @David-gt4hu
    @David-gt4hu 3 года назад +1715

    Regular human: talks to another human. Markiplier: screaming at his hands to not screw up

  • @fridaythedeerfox2982
    @fridaythedeerfox2982 Год назад +495

    I think I saw marks soul almost leave his body when he said "Welcome to five weird games" cus he almost sounded like he was about to say five nights at Freddie's and you could see the Vietnam flashbacks in his eyes.

  • @johnegbert1418
    @johnegbert1418 4 года назад +1904

    "I can play with myself"
    "I'm beating myself!"
    "I love you, righty!"

  • @greedthewolf3751
    @greedthewolf3751 5 лет назад +2463

    I just love how every time he killed a ant, it sounds like a shotgun went off XD

  • @somethingindistinct2535
    @somethingindistinct2535 3 года назад +87

    26:30
    i love how the subtitles guy just fucking gave up at that point

  • @Doppering
    @Doppering 2 года назад +186

    51:34
    Mark: I’m going to do one more try, because I’m a glutton for punishment
    Again, he is *NOT* a masochist…

  • @camdengrohs4661
    @camdengrohs4661 4 года назад +4729

    It has been almost 2 years since this came out. We must remind Mark of “I DONT WANT TO FRICK AN ANT”
    Edit: Yes I know Mark said fuck not frick. I was wary of the language I used when I made this post as I was 14-15. Please stop fighting over it

    • @braedengrant3468
      @braedengrant3468 4 года назад +13

      Camden Grohs yes we shall!!

    • @Thays-nu8bn
      @Thays-nu8bn 3 года назад +59

      It's Fuck not Frick

    • @Thays-nu8bn
      @Thays-nu8bn 3 года назад +22

      It's Fuck not Frick

    • @I_missed
      @I_missed 3 года назад +12

      @@Thays-nu8bn Thats what i thought. I think their a kid

    • @JAMESGamingLV2
      @JAMESGamingLV2 3 года назад +50

      @@I_missed
      *They're
      I think you're a kid yourself

  • @juxtra6113
    @juxtra6113 5 лет назад +5663

    I have chores to do but instead I'm watching a grown-ass man yell at his hands.

    • @GeorgeXer0
      @GeorgeXer0 5 лет назад +56

      "Grown ass man yelling at his hands"
      Yea, thats me every night.... think about it xD

    • @lelitsme4871
      @lelitsme4871 5 лет назад +39

      PastelMagpie I like how he is calling his left hand "Righty" and the other way around.

    • @guthrieblacketer34
      @guthrieblacketer34 5 лет назад +31

      Even more interesting is that he mixed up his hands, he yelled at "righty" but in fact it was his left hand.

    • @silverstream1430
      @silverstream1430 5 лет назад +4

      Ikr 😂😂😂😂

    • @fionastroud9963
      @fionastroud9963 5 лет назад +2

      PastelMagpie r

  • @moniquebaird6281
    @moniquebaird6281 2 года назад +115

    The talking shark had me laughing my ass off the whole time 😂

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 3 года назад +60

    “Just pick up the emergency device in front of you.”
    *drops gun*

  • @deathstare_proxy8338
    @deathstare_proxy8338 5 лет назад +912

    "I can play with myself"
    2 seconds later
    "Im beating myself!"
    Uhhhhhh....

  • @thejoyfuldragon887
    @thejoyfuldragon887 5 лет назад +794

    "the tentacle weirded me out a little bit but now I'm into it"
    ~Markiplier, 2018

    • @oogabooga5510
      @oogabooga5510 5 лет назад +46

      Thats what I said when I watched hentai for the first time.
      *finger guns*

    • @aydenoneill2764
      @aydenoneill2764 5 лет назад +6

      XD

    • @joepasta626
      @joepasta626 5 лет назад +2

      Heyy!! I'm a smaller creator who wants to be like Other RUclipsrs and I just posted "Fighting 10yearolds on roblox" and thought it would make ya laugh!! ❤️

    • @EnemyWasp
      @EnemyWasp 5 лет назад +4

      You know, I honestly wanted to say that but I was too lazy to make another comment. gg no re

    • @Jest3rdaclown
      @Jest3rdaclown 5 лет назад +2

      That's a VERY joyful Dragon you got there😋

  • @DrelvanianGuardOffic
    @DrelvanianGuardOffic 3 года назад +42

    "The tentacle weirded me out, but now I'm into it" ~ Markiplier

  • @charrii-san7403
    @charrii-san7403 2 года назад +324

    Mark: “You know I’ve always believed in You lefty”
    Also Mark: *Shows his right hand*

    • @dominicbean2981
      @dominicbean2981 2 года назад +40

      His camera is flipped

    • @hiitsme5524
      @hiitsme5524 2 года назад +25

      His camera is flipped so it looks like it's his right hand but it's actually his left hand

    • @charrii-san7403
      @charrii-san7403 2 года назад +4

      Oops

    • @RevyngeV2
      @RevyngeV2 Год назад +6

      Dude. No worries. I was sitting here so confused. My brain cannot comprehend how it’s flipped and it looks he’s pointing to his right when he says left. It messes with my head so bad haha

    • @charrii-san7403
      @charrii-san7403 Год назад

      @@RevyngeV2 cool

  • @nono-dt1lk
    @nono-dt1lk 5 лет назад +517

    “I DONT WANT TO F••K AN ANT!” Has me dead😂😂😂

  • @themae_ale
    @themae_ale 4 года назад +367

    *a grown man having a love affair with his hands*
    Aw yes, maturity 👌

  • @Anvarynn
    @Anvarynn 2 года назад +13

    19:26 "YOU SEE HOW IT'S NOT WORKING?"
    >Tentacle literally too far forward spraying into the void

  • @rylanlittle7277
    @rylanlittle7277 3 года назад +9

    13:21 : i’ve seen enough anime to know where this is going

  • @bella-nc6tw
    @bella-nc6tw 3 года назад +479

    Watching a man yell at his hands and make them kiss is the content I never knew I needed

    • @DeannaSusanHealy
      @DeannaSusanHealy Год назад +5

      I think I always knew I just never found it until today

  • @nn-kr9bz
    @nn-kr9bz 3 года назад +523

    mark:call right hand "lefty"
    me: *fnaf flashback*

    • @oliverlgaming6147
      @oliverlgaming6147 3 года назад +8

      OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME THING 😂😂😂

    • @WereWolfNights
      @WereWolfNights 3 года назад +9

      I was thinking the same

    • @bIessinq
      @bIessinq 3 года назад +34

      lol he flips his camera so its actually correcttttt

    • @niyah000
      @niyah000 3 года назад +6

      @@bIessinq I don’t think he flipped the camera

    • @bIessinq
      @bIessinq 3 года назад +19

      @@niyah000 i believe inverts it in editing... i’ve seen other vids with his “correct” room before... i cOULD be wrong because i’ve obviously haven’t ever been in his house before. but according to what i’ve seen in the past, i’m going by that ❤️

  • @salamander9575
    @salamander9575 2 года назад +49

    48:14 absolutely killed me. This is why I watch this channel when I'm sleep deprived, I laugh ten times harder.

  • @tajb6406
    @tajb6406 2 года назад +12

    10:04 whole new meaning to “talk to the hand” 💀

  • @khloberri
    @khloberri 3 года назад +705

    Amy: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH YOUR OWN HANDS “GASP”

    • @catattack7639
      @catattack7639 3 года назад +36

      Everyone's cheating on their partner with their hands

    • @mar-ui2sr
      @mar-ui2sr 3 года назад +8

      @@catattack7639 not everyone 😂

    • @catattack7639
      @catattack7639 3 года назад +16

      @@mar-ui2sr most people

    • @avamitchell983
      @avamitchell983 2 года назад +2

      i’m new here- whos amy😭😭

    • @khloberri
      @khloberri 2 года назад +4

      @@avamitchell983 ooooh yea it’s marks gf

  • @hunny_milk
    @hunny_milk 4 года назад +2360

    Mark: *continuously crushing ants by mistake*
    Me: *Dying of laughter*
    2 year later edit: Wowuss, that's pretty fancy, thanks for the likes

  • @adamwright8919
    @adamwright8919 2 года назад +16

    Watching Mark playing with “Righty” and “Lefty” is just… amazing. 😆

  • @alchemist3661
    @alchemist3661 3 года назад +5

    11:12
    Jesus Christ what are you my dad?

  • @ferbyj8051
    @ferbyj8051 4 года назад +1989

    The shark simulator makes me laugh so hard..I love how he lets the shark talk ..matches the voice so great ..

  • @esannui531
    @esannui531 5 лет назад +140

    Friends- what are you doing today
    Me- *watching a grown man make his hands make out*

    • @AngelicaRodriguez-eq7iv
      @AngelicaRodriguez-eq7iv 5 лет назад +7

      MiNT I said that to my mom and she just told me that I should have more mature role models.

    • @ethanwhite3305
      @ethanwhite3305 5 лет назад +2

      And mixing up right and left😂😂

    • @AngelicaRodriguez-eq7iv
      @AngelicaRodriguez-eq7iv 5 лет назад +1

      Ethan White, yeah! I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that!😂😂
      But then again the camera perspective could’ve just been swapped.

    • @esannui531
      @esannui531 5 лет назад

      Angelica Rodriguez, that’s what I was thinking¡

  • @thehvanddino-weaponshow1337
    @thehvanddino-weaponshow1337 7 месяцев назад +8

    This is literally one of the funniest Markiplier videos I’ve ever seen and I can’t stop laughing lol

  • @jaymeseddie2160
    @jaymeseddie2160 3 года назад +11

    Mark predicted WAP

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService 5 лет назад +121

    "I don't wanna f*** an ant!"
    -Markiplier 2018

    • @terranium4139
      @terranium4139 5 лет назад

      I would f*** an ant, if it was anthropomorphic

  • @faith_updated7255
    @faith_updated7255 5 лет назад +680

    *When you realize you're so lonely you still play a 2 player game with yourself*

    • @flipmass3165
      @flipmass3165 5 лет назад +9

      Faith Hope he got his hands confused I think. He said righty was lefty and lefty was righty?

    • @rakurai4953
      @rakurai4953 5 лет назад +5

      chris howell Are RUclips videos mirrored because of the cameras?

    • @axenennene4395
      @axenennene4395 5 лет назад +15

      chris howell His facecam is mirrored :)

    • @kasanetetolover666
      @kasanetetolover666 5 лет назад +2

      -you're*-

    • @TexelGuy
      @TexelGuy 5 лет назад +4

      That could be said about any teenager ;)

  • @amycherry4849
    @amycherry4849 2 года назад +12

    Mark's commentary on the shark simulator had me ugly cry snort laughing from start to finish XD

  • @StrangerHearts0
    @StrangerHearts0 3 года назад +8

    "I don't know what to do with the money so I guess I'm just done!"
    you literally just passed the store as you said that maaaaaark

  • @JohnDubuc
    @JohnDubuc 5 лет назад +2104

    The title should be: "5 NORMAL GAMES MADE WEIRD WITH MARK"

    • @quingrunig9989
      @quingrunig9989 5 лет назад +14

      John Dubuc yes it should be

    • @heckhole7406
      @heckhole7406 5 лет назад +5

      John Dubuc yes

    • @fundiamond2118
      @fundiamond2118 5 лет назад +16

      And it is sharkiplier

    • @BlackMario9024
      @BlackMario9024 5 лет назад +22

      Lmao. Hi my name is markiplier and I'm making these games weird because reasons

    • @beemaru6888
      @beemaru6888 5 лет назад +4

      ye ur right it should be

  • @savaboo392
    @savaboo392 4 года назад +511

    Damn, I haven't laughed this hard in a while. For some reason, him accidentally smashing the ants was just damn hilarious.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 3 года назад +10

      I think it was markiplier's shocked reaction to doing so.

    • @pixelfuzbear
      @pixelfuzbear 3 года назад +3

      I DIED WHEN HE DID THAT TOO XD

    • @mynameberamen1779
      @mynameberamen1779 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @KuvaPefo
      @KuvaPefo 3 года назад

      Would have hit like but... 69!

    • @amberdeyuliis7886
      @amberdeyuliis7886 3 года назад +5

      Not to mention the squish and gun sounds that happen when the ants get dead

  • @simply_gay3578
    @simply_gay3578 2 года назад +6

    With the tree one, i actually paid attention to the sound when the shift ended, and all I could think about was Mark yelling “wAs ThAt ThE bItE oF ‘87!?!”
    we must remind him

  • @xNightcoreSurpremex
    @xNightcoreSurpremex 3 года назад +14

    Can you imagine being mark, arguing and having a conversation with your hands and Amy just walks in 😂

    • @jessicalinbarnett
      @jessicalinbarnett 11 месяцев назад

      That’d be funny 😂

    • @feralmagick7177
      @feralmagick7177 11 месяцев назад

      Can you imagine being Amy? Watching your grown as husband arguing with his hands and then making them kiss for the camera?

  • @fishthegreat2525
    @fishthegreat2525 5 лет назад +90

    *here we watch as Mark has emotional problems with his hands*

  • @katilacklove716
    @katilacklove716 3 года назад +298

    “Oh it’s two player”
    *Be More Chill intensifies*

    • @somethingindistinct2535
      @somethingindistinct2535 3 года назад +21

      *apocalypse of the damned*
      *l e v e l n i n e*
      *t h e c a f e t o r i u--*

    • @nikogonzalez505
      @nikogonzalez505 3 года назад +11

      A man of culture

    • @missy2375
      @missy2375 3 года назад +12

      @@somethingindistinct2535
      FIND THE BAD GUY PUSH HIM ASIDE

    • @dragononachair6059
      @dragononachair6059 3 года назад +11

      @@missy2375 THEN MOVE ON FORWARD WITH YOUR FRIEND AT YOUR SIDE

    • @BeeArtsSE
      @BeeArtsSE 3 года назад +8

      *flashback to middle school*

  • @amandaisawkward5843
    @amandaisawkward5843 3 года назад +5

    WAP... Coincidence??? I THINK NOT

  • @thenutanat-or139
    @thenutanat-or139 3 года назад +4

    3:23 God himself has smited thee

  • @whowantswaffles
    @whowantswaffles 5 лет назад +236

    "These hands they can only KILL"

  • @megasauce9388
    @megasauce9388 4 года назад +568

    Won't lie, i'd pay to listen to an audiobook of mark narrating a shark's life story.

    • @kaitlinmills6412
      @kaitlinmills6412 3 года назад +4

      It's on 69 so I don't want to like ur comment, so I'm commenting instead 😁

    • @Alikaimohun
      @Alikaimohun 3 года назад +5

      I swear he did do that

    • @hankshellstrop1735
      @hankshellstrop1735 3 года назад +3

      wouldn't anyone? lmao i would listen to his voice in general even if he's ranting about a d*ck being too small or something

    • @joelbrich2538
      @joelbrich2538 3 года назад +3

      Ngl, at first glance I thought your profile pic was a really derpy yugi. 😂

  • @sunnyboxdraws8470
    @sunnyboxdraws8470 2 года назад +5

    4:35 Im crying XDDDD

  • @evilchickynuggies3162
    @evilchickynuggies3162 Год назад +7

    I live for mark talking to his own hands and handling them like i did with barbies in the past

  • @cole2414
    @cole2414 4 года назад +314

    "I was weirded out by the tentacle at first. But now im into it."
    -Mark

    • @xxlilaayxx
      @xxlilaayxx 4 года назад +15

      Basically every hentai ever

    • @gr11m94
      @gr11m94 3 года назад +7

      *u h o h*

    • @No-um6ff
      @No-um6ff 3 года назад +5

      I call hentai.

  • @joshkemt5446
    @joshkemt5446 4 года назад +2562

    Mark: calls right hand “lefty”
    Me: no.
    Mark: calls left hand “righty”
    Me: STOP IT.

    • @orang1921
      @orang1921 4 года назад +286

      i think the camera is flipped so it looks like he's looking at the game, so in reality he might be right

    • @moonieloon2105
      @moonieloon2105 4 года назад +120

      The camera is flipped so that’s why we see it left and right then irl for him is right and left

    • @williamsmith6921
      @williamsmith6921 4 года назад +69

      Bruh he knows which hand is which cameras flip things

    • @therainyaffect6732
      @therainyaffect6732 4 года назад +19

      You know this came out in 2018 and you made a comment 3 weeks ago and its 2020 already

    • @hummingbirdspark3998
      @hummingbirdspark3998 4 года назад +9

      Josh Kemt I think the camera is flipped

  • @dbone3356
    @dbone3356 2 года назад +3

    28:05 So... He flailed into one person killing them. Then nibbled on a wooden deck chair whilst his kill counter went up to 4. Was that just 3 people running into the ocean and drowning?

  • @mochihamster2794
    @mochihamster2794 3 года назад +6

    Mark is a time traveler confirmed he put WAP as his username 2 years before the song came out o.O

    • @chloeworcester2798
      @chloeworcester2798 3 года назад +1

      I was trying to find a comment that said this hehehe

  • @madiswaaaAnnn
    @madiswaaaAnnn 4 года назад +825

    The commitment with which Mark makes the shark “talk” throughout the game is bothhhh kinda concerning but definitely hilarious 😂😅

  • @sierra686
    @sierra686 5 лет назад +698

    I cried a little of laughter watching mark continuously kill ants and sincerely regretting it everytime. 😂😂

  • @Trrippy_Shades
    @Trrippy_Shades 11 месяцев назад +2

    4:45
    weirdest game o A T

  • @cyberbutter2686
    @cyberbutter2686 3 года назад +5

    51:30 mark discovered wap

  • @vihj3645
    @vihj3645 4 года назад +409

    Mark: THESE HANDS CAN ONLY KILL
    * John Wick intensifies *

  • @wasnotmee
    @wasnotmee 4 года назад +143

    9:51
    "Good ol' righty"
    **proceeds to kiss left hand**

    • @ThatOneWeirdFlex
      @ThatOneWeirdFlex 3 года назад +23

      Camera flipped

    • @buggyboi9237
      @buggyboi9237 3 года назад +9

      I agree with the first reply.

    • @arq2565
      @arq2565 2 года назад +4

      I agree with the second reply

    • @kyo2383
      @kyo2383 2 года назад +4

      I agree with the third reply

    • @xxlulu_landxx2804
      @xxlulu_landxx2804 2 года назад +4

      I agree with the fourth reply

  • @AXEREAPER
    @AXEREAPER Год назад +7

    Mark's talking to his hands 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gergthewerg
    @gergthewerg 3 года назад +5

    11:46 in the backround, is that an oculus quest 2?

  • @mistygames101
    @mistygames101 5 лет назад +201

    Watching a grown ass adult man, with a mental age of seven, is the most hilarious thing in the entire world! I'm DYING!!!!! XD XD XD

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 5 лет назад +662

    I see Mark is back to his *ant-ics* again

  • @rohanlancaster675
    @rohanlancaster675 9 месяцев назад +2

    "Its a two player game? Well i'll just play with myself."
    - Markiplier, 2018

  • @MidnightSonnet
    @MidnightSonnet 2 года назад +4

    That shark simulator game is hilarious. Hours of fun making the shark talk and go on adventures.

  • @tonymaggiesbabygirl
    @tonymaggiesbabygirl 5 лет назад +242

    Don't try to overcome weirdness, let weirdness overcome you.

    • @0akes
      @0akes 5 лет назад +10

      Are you threatening me?

    • @ZenPanda676
      @ZenPanda676 5 лет назад +3

      Right in the bunghole

    • @sarahsparks6573
      @sarahsparks6573 5 лет назад +5

      I did that a long time ago and I will never regret it😂😂😂

    • @yehetmehplzboo3538
      @yehetmehplzboo3538 5 лет назад +1

      The Internet Commentator I am 😬

    • @aericagorham9187
      @aericagorham9187 5 лет назад +1

      Maddies Mega Life ooooooooohhhhh

  • @miahughes8237
    @miahughes8237 5 лет назад +89

    He's talking to his body parts again, oh wait now he is kissing them to

  • @Crow_Smith
    @Crow_Smith 3 года назад +4

    I have watched this dozens of times and only NOW did I realize that for the 2nd game he's wearing a totally different shirt than the first and third. And then the last 2 are also different. Shows how much I look at him when he plays.

  • @Meowmeowmeowingmro
    @Meowmeowmeowingmro 2 года назад +2

    3:54
    Mark: "I AM NOT A MASOCHIST"

  • @wolfjedisamuel
    @wolfjedisamuel 5 лет назад +379

    Game 1: *Dreamworks: Antz 2*
    Game 2: *Mark's private-time with his hand Simulator*
    Game 3: *Octodad 2: Independence Day*
    Game 4: *Jaws 5: The Jaws Movie We Never Had, But Needed*
    Game 5: *A game Mark should have been good at since he was a bar tender once.*

  • @katsouza5856
    @katsouza5856 3 года назад +2

    1:46 - you sound so much like Kronk, 11/10 obsessed

  • @B00MSDAY_
    @B00MSDAY_ 3 года назад +1

    I can’t believe mark rages on his right hand even tho they both hands were on the plate he needed but he just used the left

  • @emregoral2549
    @emregoral2549 3 года назад +736

    Mark: "The tentacle weirded me out for a second but i'm into it now."
    Me: "MARK IS INTO TENTACLES???"

  • @edricmluna
    @edricmluna 5 лет назад +191

    He named his left hand righty
    And his right hand lefty

  • @venemouscooper122
    @venemouscooper122 8 месяцев назад +2

    5 yrs since this came out, NOW I REMEBER WHY I USED TO TALK TO MY HANDS

  • @carrothunter-gt6su
    @carrothunter-gt6su Год назад

    I love how he starts the second game with “oh it’s a two player game. I’ll just play with my self”

  • @samsamwaffle571
    @samsamwaffle571 5 лет назад +206

    I just imagine Tyler or Ethan walking in and saying: "guys! Marks talking to his hands again! "

    • @purpledragons6669
      @purpledragons6669 5 лет назад +11

      Samara does vlogs lol or sean saying it and ethan or Tyler reassuring him that it's normal

    • @bonbon829
      @bonbon829 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahaha

    • @emilyblackstone8023
      @emilyblackstone8023 5 лет назад +14

      Montgomery Mitchell Sean: "ETHAN, MARK LOST IT! HE IS TALKING TO HIS HANDS"
      Ethan: "its normal he does it all the time because of the level of isolation in that room"

    • @antisocialash
      @antisocialash 5 лет назад +2

      Emily Blackstone omg the fact it's probably true is sad but hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @wynncityco
    @wynncityco 5 лет назад +102

    I just spent almost an hour watching a grown man yell at his hands.
    *-peak intelligence-*

  • @sleepy_clover7361
    @sleepy_clover7361 3 года назад +2

    30:52 imagine just minding your business on the beach and a fucking shark comes out of nowhere and slaps you with its whole body at 15 mph

  • @YOUVEBEENPLAGUED
    @YOUVEBEENPLAGUED 10 месяцев назад +1

    "Antonio, you were born last week.." that is so god damn hilarious

  • @lazyken6468
    @lazyken6468 4 года назад +45

    7:15 when the main character dies before you finish your evil monologue.

  • @ryleeblackledge
    @ryleeblackledge 5 лет назад +352

    Quick question:
    Is duct tape safe to keep the poopy in?

    • @FriskyD.
      @FriskyD. 5 лет назад +39

      No, use Flex Tape instead

    • @plaguedoctor2302
      @plaguedoctor2302 5 лет назад +14

      No use flex seal

    • @fandombubble7060
      @fandombubble7060 5 лет назад +9

      Rylee Blackledge I DONT KNOW LETS ASK THE DOCTOR

    • @v.pihlar8313
      @v.pihlar8313 5 лет назад +9

      Can you kill a shark whit your shark hands? XD

    • @Ranger_Jack
      @Ranger_Jack 5 лет назад +20

      Any one remember "A pet named Steve".

  • @keisel38plays16
    @keisel38plays16 2 года назад +1

    The princess moving her antenna like an idle boss in a video game 6:42

  • @coinwowsom5931
    @coinwowsom5931 2 года назад +1

    I love how he was praising his right hand but kissing his left hand

  • @LovisasMustasch
    @LovisasMustasch 5 лет назад +252

    this is the content I hoped to sponsor for, Mark yelling at his own hands

  • @ItsMeKitKat4657
    @ItsMeKitKat4657 5 лет назад +620

    3:15
    I could not stop laughing at the fact when Mark continuously kills ants and I'm supposed to be quiet since the rest of my family is sleeping. You are going to get me in trouble one day Mark.

  • @ajb1510
    @ajb1510 3 года назад +1

    I like how mark looks at his tight hand and starts yelling you fd it up lefty and vice versa

  • @maebhrai685
    @maebhrai685 2 года назад +1

    I love how he is so happy to kill humans most of the time but one ant and he's apologizing like he offended royalty.

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 5 лет назад +545

    20:33 The tentacle wierded me out at first but now I'm into it. - Mark 2018

  • @Kikuomi
    @Kikuomi 4 года назад +158

    i love that this is my life now. watching a grown man yell at his hands then making them kiss. *quality content*

  • @alixis166
    @alixis166 2 года назад +1

    3:55 "i am the hand crusher" -todoroki shoto (idk when) "these hands can only kill" -mark 2018 these guys should team up 😂

  • @GrimyDuck-dz5dg
    @GrimyDuck-dz5dg 3 года назад +1

    Imagine hearing “toochie scoochie oochie goo” and being killed

  • @kingkandee1785
    @kingkandee1785 4 года назад +678

    “With this crown-
    With this crown-“
    H u h
    That reminds me of-
    With this cup-
    With this cup-
    With this cup! I will drink your sorrows. No no that’s not it.
    ~corpse bride

  • @darknessbobulus
    @darknessbobulus 3 года назад +1

    When you realize that during the Shark Simulator most of the people killed at the start were from cops running ppl over

  • @supershyguy1680
    @supershyguy1680 Месяц назад

    Godly Corp has such good potential for VR, it’d fit so well in a VR space

  • @hayden-tz6gd
    @hayden-tz6gd 5 лет назад +148

    Is this what AntsCanada does with his ants when he’s not recording?

  • @starrypines590
    @starrypines590 5 лет назад +96

    "Can you delete that?" Still makes it into the final cut

  • @voidtelevision7468
    @voidtelevision7468 2 года назад +3

    Mark calling the spilltender characters "nightmares" i think theyre adorable

  • @gottarunstormboi
    @gottarunstormboi 3 года назад +1

    Nobody else gonna talk about how he called his left and right hands the opposite way????? XD

  • @dyamondbolden5959
    @dyamondbolden5959 5 лет назад +135

    I like how Mark didn’t listen to himself when he was editing 🤣

    • @Sunnysideanyway
      @Sunnysideanyway 5 лет назад

      I think that was intentional.

    • @brookestarless12
      @brookestarless12 5 лет назад

      Ethan and Katherine edit his videos

    • @undefined0_
      @undefined0_ 5 лет назад

      Blep Ep Katherine quit a while ago

    • @melanierodriguez1442
      @melanierodriguez1442 5 лет назад

      Dyamond Bolden most of the time it’s not him so...

    • @katelyn9492
      @katelyn9492 5 лет назад +2

      Mousie87 didn’t Ethan quit too so that he could work on his own channel more?

  • @kirbypoya2446
    @kirbypoya2446 5 лет назад +30

    "You have never f**ked with anyone as hurricanishly destructive as me"
    -Markiplier 2018