SEC Roll Call - Week 2 (2024 Season)
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
- With half the conference sitting pretty in the top 25, a coalition of unranked teams seize control aided by South Carolina claiming the top spot in the official SEC standings. Texas takes down Michigan with ease. Georgia is still barking. And Bama is upset that his team is smiling.
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I can’t believe Texas didn’t brag bout Michigan…if you ain’t got nuthin good to say, don’t say nuttin I recon!
🤘Hook ‘Em🤘
This might be my favorite roll-call of all time. Absolute Masterclass.
In light of Darth Mizzou and being owned by Disney, RIP James Earl Jones.
Also JEJ graduated from Michigan… thanks a lot, Texas, ya jerks!
Didn't you listen to Moore? Michigan is "close to Texas" and the game was just a "blip on the radar". I'm sure that they'll run the table after this humbling, just like Bama did last year. /s
Rest in peace legend
FFS- did he die? Now I gotta check CNN. Cant joke about this stuff with OG star wars
So Texas killed Darth Vader
Watching Vandy win is something all SEC fans can embrace. It's like seeing a cute puppy run through a pile of leaves. Impossible to not smile.
Perfect comparison
Or like those videos of little goats in pajamas.
This I can get behind. Vandy for president 2024
As a Tennessee fan, no. We are not ready for Darth Vandy.
@@brandonclark435 bro vandy is like a small orphan child that the entire SEC (except y’all apparently) want to see succeed
Also, it is insane that Matt has been putting out videos of this quality for this long. Like, week after week after week, banger after banger. Never overstays its welcome, always gets several out-loud laughs out of me. Doing that for an entire season is HARD.
Dude is doing astonishing work.
I would love if he did a behind the scenes video or broke down how he comes up with the script.
Aint shit else to do in Jasper.
Couldn't have said it better myself. Matt's talent is a gift that just keeps on giving!!
I don't think he lives in Jasper but I believe he is in Walker County @@tbone2002d
Bruh come on its the second video you could wait until like week 7 or 8 for this?
"Hold your horses, or whatever you can still drive" to Georgia got a huge laugh out of me.
😂😂😂As a Dawgs fan, that was a great example of good dark humor
Go Dawgs! 🤜
@@CJHdadAs long as it doesn't hit her. 🚗
🤣
UGA students v Athens-Clark County PD is an epic rivalry
Football ain't supposed to be fun and a South Carolina coup d'etat. This has to be the funniest SEC breakdown.
South Carolina, the Alexander Haig of the SEC...Google it...
God d*****, let us enjoy it while we can 😂😂😂!!! Assuming Vandy’s little renaissance Peters out soon, and hopefully LSU continues being underwhelming this weekend, we will almost certainly be brought back to Earth by Mizzou, Ole Miss, Bama, and OU… We haven’t known true happiness since like 2013, so just let us keep living in a fantasy for a couple more weeks!
@@WoodsP51 😁😁😁 enjoy it for another 24 hours.
“Check the standings, I’m #1!”
“In what, zyn rewards points?”
*Zyn. They are definitely not zen lol
@@MightyP13edited
Hands down best line of the vid 😂
@@MightyP13they are when I need them lol
SC fan here and I probably am #1 in zyn rewards
He who cast the first stone.
Well I knew you would throw it because I've seen your run game.... I'm dead
😂😂😂
I'm a State fan and laughed out loud on that one!
This line killed me. It broke me before Disney could
Diabolical 🤣🤣🤣
I like to imagine Matt has a massive wooden room with 16 sides so he doesn’t have to change the background every time
Maybe 4 slightly smaller rooms if he wants it to be a bit more normal
He has a 16-sided room, he just CHOOSES to change the background every time, that's just his level of dedication.
i checked.. same back drop and def swaps.. sad to see
I loved Floridas part in this one. "No more games. No more. " 😂
Yeah, can we just end the season now? Just making the pain go away.
As a Louisville basketball fan, I empathize with you. It’ll get better, eventually.
@@KamuiT Fr 💀
The Vanderbilt Character is the absolute best. So polite and friendly and nice enough to help South Carolina with his math.
What's not to love?
And the only one who doesn't trust him is Tennessee. Also accurate.
Wait till Vanderbot returns.
But he turns mean when he wins too much. Recall the Vanderbot!
"Sorry, I'm a little nervous. This is my first coup."
"You're doing great."
Just Perfect.
As a Longhorn fan I started watching as soon as I realized we were gonna be in the SEC. Matt is incredible
Nothing better than an SEC Roll Call
You said that right
Beating Michigan, in Michigan, is a close 2nd
🤘Hook ‘Em🤘
Go dawgs! ❤
Gooo Dawgs!!! Woof Woof Woof 🐕 🐕 🐕
EXCEPT . . . .an SEC roll call with Big Ten teams added!
1:36 James Earl Jones last performance, reprising his role as Darth Vader. RIP to a great actor.
This is one of my favorite tradition of college football season! Thanks Matt
"Somebody's gotta ask for forgiveness for that coach you got" had me rolling. Well done.
Belichick wore a hoodie, and he hated fun even more than Saban did. Both times Belichick smiled, an angel died.
😂😂😂
@@3TXSisters He seems to be having fun with his 24-year-old girlfriend, and has a host of side hustles.
All Hail The Hoodie.
Bama constantly needing to talk to Paul is a great development for this season.
*pawwlll
I thought he was saying “Pa”.
@@CantankerousDaveno talking about paul finebaum who is a bama homer
@@Bakarost And who all Tide fans think can address their every grievance.
@ThomasDavid-nk9jo i personally can't stand the guy. He goes with whoever is the talk of the town.
"I tell myself a lot of things to ease the pain" Perfection 🎉🎉🎉
As a Gator, gotta relate. Lol
Truer words were never spoken.
I appreciate the evolution of the sets and the quality and effort put into the props. Mississippi State getting to ring the cowbell to "sound the alarm" was adorable.
Yeah, adorable. Only 1 cowbell… a whole stadium full is another matter.
@@rwtx7781 well, that just sounds better. The more the merrier right? #hailstate
@@Tiggan I don’t know how the crowd doesn’t go deaf…
@@rwtx7781what?
“Paul I guess that makes you tinker bell” 😂😂😂😂
"He who is without sin can cast the first stone? Yeah, well I knew you were gonna throw it. Cause I seen your run game."
Might be the funniest thing I've heard in a long time
As an alumni of NIU, it was nice to hear it mentioned yet again. That will NEVER get old.
As an Aggie, I have to say that if I don't have anything nice to say....
OMG! I cannot watch this at work anymore. People are starting to wonder why I'm laughing my ass off in the morning. Laughing at work in the morning is definitely noticed as not typical behavior here. Matt, you're a comedic genius!
South Carolina…”this is my first ku”….wow! 😂 The whole skit is filled with nuggets of gold.
As a University of South Carolina grad and proud Gamecock, this video had me dying from laughter 🤣🤣🤣
The USC portrayal was spot on!
I am 100 percent there with you! This was amazing!
I love that Vandy is basically Jerry Gergich in these skits.
Does that mean they have the biggest penis the doctor has ever seen?
*Larry
@@GameOn0827 You mean Gary?
@@rob_bg1668 Gary Gygax ?? GOAT
All he needs is to be the mayor of Roll Call, and it will be complete.
😤😎”As of 9 AM Eastern Swagger Time…”
I’m using that 😂
Mizzou grad here- “I’ll watch you burn it all down!” I love it!
MIZ
Z O U@@mattdemlein6216
@@mattdemlein6216ZOU!
ZOU
Matt has tapped into the Mizzou psychie
The Dolly cutout was a nice touch for the Tennessee team setup. I know NOTHING about college football except there are bowl games and your SEC Roll Call always makes me laugh.
The best part of that was the Dukes mayo in the trophy. If you don’t know - Dukes mayo is the official mayo of Dollywood. 😂😂😂😂
@@Swordsfor200Alex I live near Dollywood and I didn't even know that.
But the Tennessee-NC State game this past weekend was the Duke's Mayo Classic and was held in Charlotte instead of NC State's stadium in Raleigh.
@@DB-pb8zl I didn’t know they were in the Dukes Mayo Bowl. Ha
College football is great, you should follow it, especially this year. This is basically a reboot for the entire league, everything is different now, especially the post season. This is year 1 of the brand new system, bowls aren't nearly as important anymore because there's a real playoffs.
I think it would fit better with Vandy, though. Her whole career is in Nashville and she's a generous donor to Vandy's Med School (which was crucial to develop quickly the covid vaccine).
“We might be owned by Disney…”
Florida: *picks up chair* NOT ON MY WATCH
Holy crap did I pick the best time to refresh my home page lol
STRAP IN FOR ANOTHER WEEK OF ROLL CALL BOYS AND GIRLS
Paul is "Tinkerbell"!!! LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"No more games. Period" - Florida going straight for weekend at Bernie's 😂😂😂
That line is why I came back to this video😂
As a Bama fan, I completely agree, “no more smiles on the football field!”
Matt having Arkansas acting disappointed but not surprised is A+ detail. Arkansas gonna Arkansas!
The "TRIFECTA" is now complete for me.
Funny Maine...........☑️
SEC Shorts..............☑️
Matt Mitchell..........☑️
The holy football skit trinity
Amen
P.S. Don't forget to watch SEC shorts with closed captions on......they hide extra jokes in the CC.
They stopped doing it last year but returned to doing it again this year
This seriously might have been the best Matt Mitchell skit ever... no... best College Football skit ever. SEC Shorts have been great, and we all love Funnymaine, but Matt has the crown now.
Agreed! The best part about football season!
Hearing Bama try to pronounce coup d'etat was hilarious 😂😂😂
Missouri...RIP the man the myth the legend. JAMES EARL JONES
I've always loved SEC Shorts, but Matt's videos make me pause and rewind because I'm too busy laughing at the jokes and can't keep up. His comedic content and timing is spot-on.
I, for one, welcome our new poultry overlords.
CHICKEN SHALL REIGN SUPREME 🫡🐓🔥
It’s ok in this context
Hold on. Arkansas has Tyson money. So who is the overload?
You're just being cocky.
Already happened .Have you not met the Souths lord and savior Chicfila?
"Paul I guess at makes yew tinkerbell!!" is the one sentance I never knew I needed in my life 🤣🤣🤣
So glad to be a member of the SEC and a part of SEC media culture. It's the absolute best!
Carolina has more screens time in this video than all of last season. it makes me proud 😢
"Burn it all down!!" Gotta love Darth Mizzou!! 😂😂 #MIZ
“I’m number 1!”
“In what, zyn rewards points?!”
😂😂😂😂😂
HOOK'EM
As a NC State fan it hurt watching Tennessee polish the Mayo Bowl trophy 😭
Same. Kinda expected Matt to go a bit harder on that. Still great video
@@smokenshot9273 we’re too irreverent for him to waste a bit on us lol
The swagged out 7 🤣🤣🤣
"He's shadier than an umbrella factory" is unironically an amazing line
Paul Finebaum as Tinkerbell -- I can't quite "unsee" that!
“Shadier than an umbrella factory” ☂️🏭
We Vols have steady been keeping an eye on them.
Alabama on the phone with his “Pa” (Nick Saban) made me choke on my mustard.
Go Vols!
“Paul (Finebaum) I guess that makes you tinkerbell!” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
As a Kentucky fan, I'm proud to say that we're excited about our new basketball coach.
All so perfect. Love Florida checked out in his bathrobe...
Does that mean our mascots are Disney Princesses?😂
I believe that's the cheerleaders. They dance, they sing/chant and some of them talk to cartoonist animals on the sideline. I wouldn't mention this to the dudes that yell at A&M games.
@@reamrkj1125 Thanks! Our guys wouldn’t appreciate that. Lol!
@@reamrkj1125 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reveille was already a princess. ^_^
@@C.N.A.C. exactly!!!!
How does it get funnier every week? This has to be the funniest roll call yet.
...wow. That was a 4 minute 25 second confounding build up to possibly the best punchline of the week. Well done, Matt.
Not gonna lie. Super impressed with the amount of SEC Team items he has!
I wonder how many of those have been sent to him by fans. If I knew his business address or P.O. I would DEFINITELY send him a piece of Kentucky gear. Am I alone in this?
As a die-hard LSU fan, I'll take a replay of 2003. Geaux Tigers, and geaux to hell, Ole Miss, geaux to hell!
2003? I’ll take the Sooners getting to the championship game 😎
No thanks!! A&M was in the Big 12 and Baylor was the only team with a worse record than us. 😳 I’ll pass on 2003!
@@rwtx7781 To be fair, as an A&M, you really only have one year to pick in the 2000s.
@@samrester6254 unfortunately, that’s true. 🙄
Will forever channel Jones from the force. Rip to a legend
GOAT EPISODE HERE!🤣😂🤣😂
And yes I was sitting on the couch refreshing Matt’s channel for this video.🤦♂️
#GBO
I’ve been refreshing all day!
“Paul, that makes you Tinkerbell”. That literally made me spit my drink out. You get better every week! 😂😂
"Paul, I guess that makes you Tinker Bell!" Now, there's an image none of us needed!!
Ha ha ha NO kidding! I was about to DISLIKE this video on that Tinkerbell comment alone! I've been scarred for life! LOL
Loved watching UT polish the Duke's Mayo trophy.
Fucking love these, wait for them every week.
Sincerely,
A sad sad hog fan
Same here
I thought y’all were impressive. I wish you had won, but you weren’t even supposed to be close. Keep playing that hard and y’all will have a good season. As Aggie fan, I hope Oklahoma doesn’t shame you next week though by getting beat by a podunk team. 😕
@@rwtx7781 thanks brother
@@BigBucks4Life you’re welcome! (Btw… I’m a sister that loves college football. lol)
Me, too! So close ...
As a Gamecock fan I couldn’t wait for this video to come out lol 😂
same lmao
“Paul, I guess that makes you Tinker Bell!” 😂
Absolutely worth the wait for this one. An absolute banger of a video. Especially being a Gamecock fan. Thanks for the laughs!
When I first got stationed out of the military to South Carolina, and having grown up in Los Angeles, I made the mistake of saying "EFF USC" in a bar when Bruins were playing the gamecocks😂😂
Didn't realize there were 2 "USC" teams with nearly the same Colors...😮
How long were you in ICU?
LMAO. them Itty bitty swap Carolinans probably eff'd you up.
The last time The USC played Southern California in football, Gamecocks won 😁
@@scottmclemore7034 That was 40 years ago. 🐓
We were a school before California was a state.
I'm no fan of the SEC but Matt and SEC shorts makes me wish the Big10 had similar content creators. This stuff is gold every week 🤣
SEC Shorts did the BIG10 proud this. How many were in the ER?
I would just like to say who ever writes his scripts… it is pure genius. Larry David could not hold a candle to Matt. Give him an Emmy Award now. It’s Gold Jerry
LSU: "Can we redo 2003. please?! I'd love to have Nick Saban and an actual defense again."
2019 would also work!
Protect this man at ALL costs!!!! 🤣 just brilliant
As a Michigan fan, I would like to say GG Texas and good luck in the rest of the season as the newcomers of the SEC! If Michigan doesn’t make it to the College Football Playoff National Championship Game this year to retain their title, I’m rooting for Texas or Missouri to win it all!
Also, Rest In Peace and Rest In Power, James Earl Jones!😔🙏🏾
Now that’s what I call good sportsman conduct! Hats off to ya Kyreese! Best of luck to the Wolverines the rest of the season!
🤘Hook ‘Em🤘
I agree. Beyond huge Michigan fan here. Texas played excellent. We had the Natty last year. Am hoping Texas wins it this year! Just nit Ohio State please!
Also, my collie Laura loves that Miss Reveille is on the wall for Texas A +M.
The reference to 2003 and Jay Cutler - Chef's Kiss. Perfecto!
Never, ever stop making these. The number of times I laughed out loud 🤣
Not me needing to watch more than once because I'm checking out everything on the shelves 😂
Go Vols with a tip of the hat to Vandy!
I did the same thing lol
I’m headed back for a 2nd view just to look. Was wondering if anyone else had done it yet. 🤣
Listening to Arkansas choke a clear blowout in Stillwater was something truly special.
We were watching that game. I was thrilled the Pokes managed to get the W, but it was close!
Yeah it shouldn’t have been close at all. Arkansas should have been up at least 35-7 by halftime.
The Braum’s mug for Oklahoma is a nice touch.
I’m going to have to take a look again.
I look forward to these every week during the season!
I was unprepared for all of the swagger 🤪😆
We all know this probably ends terribly for Sakerlina, but until that train horrifically derails, I am all in on THE SWAGCOCKS EXPERIENCE. Because it's gonna be entertaining either way.
"I tell myself a lot of things to ease the pain" FACTS GATOR MATT 🤣🤣
Been waiting all day for this as a gamecock alum and fan… this is exactly how things would go down with us in charge 😆 (and yes, I did take a screenshot of the conference standings Saturday night just to have some proof of us being #1 no matter how long it lasts lol)
Even if for one week, I took a screenshot too!
“…somebody’s gotta ask forgiveness for that coach you got…” that took me out
South Carolina cocking around 😂😂😂😂
Like that one girls shirt said, “Saturday is for the cocks”😂😂😂
"This is a terrible Disney Remake."
My brain: immediately conjures up an image of the guy with glasses in the corner screaming.
Cute little joke in there about it being s Carolinas first coup. First state to secede from Britain and from the union.
Secession is nothing like a coup. They weren't trying to take over the UK or the US, just leave them.
@@sw3090 , yet they stomped UK again. Oh, you were talking about the other one.
The revolutionary War started in Massachusetts yea they were the first to secede from the union but not the Uk
that shot at Georgia "or whatever you can still drive" 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I knew you were gonna throw 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. This is why I look forward to CFB season and tinker bell Paul lol. This is definitely top three best roll calls
As a Gator fan I’m absolutely with Florida here. No more games. Let’s finish at .500 because we ain’t gonna get above it.
I will now be telling people to mind their own biscuits.
@MattMitchell love the different sets/traditions… You are invested 🎉
As a Hawg fan.... we raised a good point about 600+ yards of offense. That should be a mercy rule or something. Secondly, I'm fairly certain that was a Suplex. Yeah... that should still be illegal.
They blew the whistle in the middle of the tackle, hard to stop once it's started. Hardly a late hit
Eastern Swagger time 😂
Looking forward to this all week
As a sooner, I thought the term "Choklahoma" was funny af
I laughed at the strategically placed license plate covering the female cheerleader on the South Carolina poster on the wall behind Matt. Gamecocks know what is underneath that plate.