You need a new wife! I just yelled at my husband the new Roll Call just dropped after I cooked him grilled ribeyes and cheese potatoes. lol!!! I’m just teasing! But, for real, my husband and I love watching these together
You're so accurate. I thought maybe just maybe there might be some spark. But Billy Napier doesn't have it in him and never has. We are going to be on the look for another coach, this time look for someone who's done major coaching in CFB. Napier did not have a long career as a HBC and he wasn't at a major school. I wanted us to get Lane Kiffin in the past, he has the offensive prowess and swagger that we need. But I don't know that there's anything we have to offer him that he couldn't get in Oxford.
Indeed. A used, worn out, ready to be thrown away Calipari. He did a great job of recruiting players that were not going to stay at UK. He wasn't able to recruit a whole team with the experience of upperclassmen. He won his Natty 12 years ago. He went to his last Final Four in 2015. If Calipari doesn't change his style, he'll just be like Dabo Swinney in CFF, a man who'll never sniff the playoffs if he doesn't completely overhaull his philosophy.
@@Mimi-un5tr you have to be joking. It was like having a pimple on your face that finally clears up after a week. Or that 3 day tension headache and you wake up the 4th day and it's completely gone. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
The defense played pretty well. With the exception of 2 scores where we all-out-blitzed and they got by, the D held their own. I think we give Sellers another game and if he continues to miss wide open WR's, then we go to the next guy and Sellers becomes our wildcat QB.
@@goatcheese4me Nah dude we have one of the hardest schedules in the country. We are going to at most win 3 games. If we do better than that I will be shocked.
I was looking forward to seeing how the Vandy win was incorporated! ‘Can I bite him?” “Go on. Git!” Georgia and Bama agreeing on something was icing on the cake. 🤣😂
While I totally appreciate the effort this took for Matt, I kind of miss the sketchy conference room with the fluorescent lighting 😂 It just added atmosphere.
Vandy is the baby team of the SEC for me, always root for them. Its like a toddler bringing you a drawing, you offer the same response even if you have no clue what it is. Vandy Wins: *baby-ish talk* Omg looook at you, you did so good! I'm proud of you. *pats on the head* Vandy Loses: *baby-ish talk* Aww, you did good and gave it your all. I'm proud of you. *pats on the head*
I always root for Rice for similar reasons. I am from Houston and remember the old SWC. And how many schools can say they play in a stadium that hosted a Super Bowl? ?
You must be young. You may want to feel sorry for them, but they almost always pull a "and that's why you're Vandy" so frequently you eventually lose all sympathy for them. Losing to Vandy is the ultimate humiliation. That's why it's so much fun when they beat anybody; we get to rag that team mercilessly for a year while patting Vandy on the head. Anybody who has been around more than 20 years knows they were expecting Vandy to lose that game. The fact they won shows how massive the suck must be for va tech. HOW TF do you lose to Vandy??? turkeys getting roasted all season long now. Y'all lost to the sec's jv team! LOL! Go Dawgs!
@@withchza You should be delighted that your comment was how I -- a VT alum -- found out that we were the team that lost to Vandy. That's somewhere between hilarious and horrible! But maybe it just means we got that one out of the way early; I'd swear lately we have one of those just about every season, and usually it comes at the end of the season rather than the start. Or maybe it means we're back to the late-1980s level of play of my childhood, when radio stations would host call-ins for VT home football tickets and legit couldn't give the tickets away. Could be that, instead.
Vandy was that nerd you picked for your team in PE because while they suck at sports, they pull something every once in a while and we all love an underdog. That and they help with the keeping grades higher.
Vandy at the end🤣🤣🤣. Fear 'em now but ya never know the later as the season gets. SEC Shorts also had a funny bit about Vandy near the end of their video earlier today.
Long time watcher and fan! I just wanted to say your attention to detail in your new set is amazing!! The fact you change all the helmets and background flags/merch to match the team talking is just another level of awesome. We appreciate your attention to detail. Thanks for these great videos you work so hard on!
SEC "Huh, thought LSU would be a lot more angry at blowing their fifth straight home opener" LSU: Oh no I am furious, I punched 10 holes in the wall, smashed the toilet, and threw an alligator through a Waffle House. The nice man in the white suit gave me a shot and now I feel amazing.
This is why I love football season. It's not just the actual football games, it's all the delightful stuff surrounding the football games. SEC Roll Call, I adore you. 🥰 Hotty Toddy!!!
Don't cheat yourself. Treat yourself! Check out FunnyMaine and how Bama fans (including Nick) watched Week One. You've seen him in some collaborations before. Having all 3 makes everything great even if he doesn't mention your team. ❤️🖤🐾🏈💖
Woohoo!!! Roll Call is back baby! Thank you Mr Mitchell. I imagine you have a lot on your plate right but you are still bringing the joy that is Roll Call. Thanks, again.
My favorite part was Texas totally understanding how the SEC works while still not getting it lol. Yet still keeping their elitest mentality like we're still gonna run through this schedule. Spot on! Also you didn't hate on LSU enough 🤣🤣. Love these! War Damn!!🐯
College Football in the SEC is my favorite soap opera ever. Matt is the best recap person to show us the crazy, the questionable and the plot holes. Keep up the good work Mr Mitchell.
I'm a Longhorn, I love the Whataburger tag on our shelf and Dolly in Tennessee's background, but MSU having the Pirate's mini helmet was the absolute best
Arkansas, being the home of chocolate gravy, is thereby also biscuit efficianados. That being said, the cheapest blow up can of great value’s are more of a biscuit than what comes from McDonald’s. McDonald’s biscuits look like a fantastic biscuit, but in fact are not. Therefore in Arkansas we choose the exotic McMuffin when dining out for breakfast. We can have biscuits at home. And if you read my unedited first paragraph you will see my grammar proves my arkansawedeness.
This Monday has been perfect! Go Dawgs, & we're proud of Dandy Vandy! ⚓️🖤💛💖 Matt, thank you for the accuracy of the captions around 3:08. 😅😂🤣 You, FunnyMaine, & SEC Shorts make Mondays mean more. 💙💛
As a Gator fan, Darth Mizzou is sneakily my favorite character. Although, it does bring me to flashbacks of Dan Mullen’s press conference as Darth Vader and that opens a new level of hellish torment for us.
Sub or you’re headed for HAWG CITY
Don’t threaten me with a good time! WPS!
Bless you Matt
Woo pig! 😃🐗
Should have won by 90.
Been loving hawg city for a while win, lose, or draw baby.
Vandy winning is like watching your little cousin actually score a td in the backyard
Auburn: oh yall screwed
Or your little brother dating the hottest girl in school 😂
Revenge of the Nerds 3.
or your special needs friend winning
But son, we have funny man at home
As much as every SEC fanbase jabs at each other, we are throwing all the love on Vandy this week.
Yep it’s like watching your little brother walk for the first time 😂
⚓️🖤💛💖
Go Vandy!
It's like when the entire dugout celebrates when a rookie hits their first big league home run
Got to love em when we can because it won't last long. Lol
Darth Mizzou breaking character to talk about new-to-conference hazing was so real
Yes, he has endured a very long time!
Ya haven't been screwed until you've been Mizzou'd
Oh don't worry we used to screw them over in the Big 12 too. Because if you don't they start thinking they're important.
Well us Arkansans welcomed Mizzou in by letting them win all the games...
Yeah, I wish they'd go on and quit that
My favorite part is the “hey everybody tell em your fight song” and Florida just goes “WHY, WHY GOD?”😂
Sums up on what it's like to be a Gator fan nowadays..... Guess there is always next year or decade or century...
I'm over here legit crying! 😂😂😂
Better or worse than throwing a shoe?
@@ytadventurer9170 The Curse Of The Shoe lives!
Florida: "Miami, Miami, Miami Hurri... oh shoot, that's not ours. We just heard it so dang much in The Swamp last Saturday"
The work on the regional accents did not go unnoticed. SEC Roll Call just gets better and better.
Just shouted, "Hell yeah, new Roll Call just posted". My wife just stared in confusion.
You need a new wife! I just yelled at my husband the new Roll Call just dropped after I cooked him grilled ribeyes and cheese potatoes. lol!!! I’m just teasing! But, for real, my husband and I love watching these together
@@Ariarosesmommyman I love us southern families we are all the same
My wife is just as excited as me!
I live in the Upper Midwest and don't even watch football, and I still got an ear-to-ear grin on my face. Love SEC Roll Call!
Same !!
We’re so proud of Vandy. #anchordown
#lowexpectations
#anchordown
Suck it, Vandy! Go VOLS!
It's like watching your little brother go on their first date :,)
Vandy will be pretty funny when they lose. It’s like South Carolina and the swagger
FL: Why? Why God????!!!?!!!?!?!
----------------------------------------------
A&M: Pain is temporary.
FL: Not in hell.
You're so accurate. I thought maybe just maybe there might be some spark. But Billy Napier doesn't have it in him and never has. We are going to be on the look for another coach, this time look for someone who's done major coaching in CFB. Napier did not have a long career as a HBC and he wasn't at a major school. I wanted us to get Lane Kiffin in the past, he has the offensive prowess and swagger that we need. But I don't know that there's anything we have to offer him that he couldn't get in Oxford.
@@janejones7638 Jimbo is available...
No more games . 🤣
That "used Calipari" joke was underrated af, lol
I laughed hardest at it! It was too good and just thrown in so fast.👍
@@amandachilds5290not gonna lie, that was the worst breakup I’ve ever had. 😢
Indeed. A used, worn out, ready to be thrown away Calipari. He did a great job of recruiting players that were not going to stay at UK. He wasn't able to recruit a whole team with the experience of upperclassmen. He won his Natty 12 years ago. He went to his last Final Four in 2015. If Calipari doesn't change his style, he'll just be like Dabo Swinney in CFF, a man who'll never sniff the playoffs if he doesn't completely overhaull his philosophy.
@@Mimi-un5tr you have to be joking. It was like having a pimple on your face that finally clears up after a week. Or that 3 day tension headache and you wake up the 4th day and it's completely gone. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
@@janejones7638cry
That McMuffin vs Biscuit map hit harder than the “Go on, git”
I, as a South Carolina fan, have never been more accurately portrayed in my life.
Same, same 😅
I feel that too.
The defense played pretty well. With the exception of 2 scores where we all-out-blitzed and they got by, the D held their own. I think we give Sellers another game and if he continues to miss wide open WR's, then we go to the next guy and Sellers becomes our wildcat QB.
@@goatcheese4me Nah dude we have one of the hardest schedules in the country. We are going to at most win 3 games. If we do better than that I will be shocked.
The Hootie album was a nice touch.
Been waiting for this more than actual football
Real
Same highlight of the football week
100%. Lifetime Vol fan, but Matt tells it like it is. Whether we like it or not.
This is how I actually watch football, ngl.
IKR
I was looking forward to seeing how the Vandy win was incorporated!
‘Can I bite him?” “Go on. Git!” Georgia and Bama agreeing on something was icing on the cake. 🤣😂
ACC guy here....respect y'all Go on. Git!!😂😂😂 And LSU talkin...priceless.
My favorite part of the year, college football and roll call
Yup, but not in that order.
I literally just finished telling my son the only thing better than college football (Hail State!), is Matt Mitchell and his SEC Roll Call.
@@ruuuuudiii you can’t have roll call without college football
Yeah....and to anyone new to the channel, you really have to watch at least 3 times to catch everything.
ALWAYS!!
Love Tennessee's response to Texas saying "UT"!
We're Texas🤘Only sportswriters call us UT. Unless referring to the school itself UTAustin
🤘🏿 UT*
Dark Mizzu is back! Plus dang Vandy you looked great!!
Against a team that hasn't had a offensive coordinator worth a damn since the Clinton administration.
Darth Mizzou not Dark
I think it’s Dark. Matt?
@@Mancityfan50514no week 7 last year Darth mizz
You see SEC Shorts brought in Swaggy Vandy today? I hope that arch continues, they can win their next few games.
"Did you buy a motorcycle?" Dead.
lol Bobby Patrino lives forever 😂
They did get a used Cailpari 😂😂
“THE DAWN OF DIEGO” aged so well. 😂
Thank you for putting more effort in than our players
-Florida fan
I love how now each team has their own unique background! Great job! Can’t wait to see the new .500 and under club!
Can already tell you South Carolina is going to be part of that.
Go Gators 😭😭😭
While I totally appreciate the effort this took for Matt, I kind of miss the sketchy conference room with the fluorescent lighting 😂 It just added atmosphere.
Vandy is the baby team of the SEC for me, always root for them. Its like a toddler bringing you a drawing, you offer the same response even if you have no clue what it is.
Vandy Wins: *baby-ish talk* Omg looook at you, you did so good! I'm proud of you. *pats on the head*
Vandy Loses: *baby-ish talk* Aww, you did good and gave it your all. I'm proud of you. *pats on the head*
Amigo, your comment was very funny, had to laugh at the analogy between Vandy in FB, vs a toddler 😉!
@@joedapro7236 Dawg are AI that looks like an auto generated reply
I always root for Rice for similar reasons. I am from Houston and remember the old SWC. And how many schools can say they play in a stadium that hosted a Super Bowl? ?
You must be young. You may want to feel sorry for them, but they almost always pull a "and that's why you're Vandy" so frequently you eventually lose all sympathy for them. Losing to Vandy is the ultimate humiliation. That's why it's so much fun when they beat anybody; we get to rag that team mercilessly for a year while patting Vandy on the head. Anybody who has been around more than 20 years knows they were expecting Vandy to lose that game. The fact they won shows how massive the suck must be for va tech. HOW TF do you lose to Vandy??? turkeys getting roasted all season long now. Y'all lost to the sec's jv team! LOL! Go Dawgs!
@@withchza You should be delighted that your comment was how I -- a VT alum -- found out that we were the team that lost to Vandy. That's somewhere between hilarious and horrible! But maybe it just means we got that one out of the way early; I'd swear lately we have one of those just about every season, and usually it comes at the end of the season rather than the start.
Or maybe it means we're back to the late-1980s level of play of my childhood, when radio stations would host call-ins for VT home football tickets and legit couldn't give the tickets away. Could be that, instead.
Vandy was that nerd you picked for your team in PE because while they suck at sports, they pull something every once in a while and we all love an underdog. That and they help with the keeping grades higher.
That and he helps with your math homework.
Vandy and LSU are necessary to balance each other out; both academically and in athletics.
The entire SEC is proud of dandy vandy
Show your gold and make more Doctors. RTR!
Dandy Vandy! ha ha ha Ha
Not just the SEC, all of college football. Half the fanbase is just now figuring out the school is in TN.
Oklahoma made Darth Mizz break character, good stuff.
Oklahoma really only gets riled when they think they're no longer tornado alley.
Lol
Vandy has been running an algorithm on the transfer portal while no one was watching. Here we come! Anchor Down!!!
SEC Shorts, FunnyMaine, and Matt posted....football season is OFFICALLY here!
Yep, that’s my trifecta too!
If only FunnyMaine was actually…funny.
I love all three of them too. Most of us appreciate their commitment, effort, and the time they take. It’s appreciated.
💯💁🏻♀️🐘
Vandy at the end🤣🤣🤣. Fear 'em now but ya never know the later as the season gets. SEC Shorts also had a funny bit about Vandy near the end of their video earlier today.
With a hard hat ... because Vandy has been studying up on hard hats lately
"a funny bit"
Understatement of the year.
Yeah Ik it was.
Long time watcher and fan! I just wanted to say your attention to detail in your new set is amazing!! The fact you change all the helmets and background flags/merch to match the team talking is just another level of awesome. We appreciate your attention to detail. Thanks for these great videos you work so hard on!
SEC "Huh, thought LSU would be a lot more angry at blowing their fifth straight home opener"
LSU: Oh no I am furious, I punched 10 holes in the wall, smashed the toilet, and threw an alligator through a Waffle House. The nice man in the white suit gave me a shot and now I feel amazing.
Technically the first loss to the big ten this year, I guess?
Have you been spying on me? 🤪😂
I'm not even an SEC fan, but man do I look forward to these skits
“He just got a used Calipari” had me crying 😂
3:42 Coming back after week 8, so prophetic 😮
2023 - The year of Darth Mizzou
2024 - The Dawn of Diego!! 😂😂
As an true blood Hog, I endorse this message.
I think Darth Mizz has found a new apprentice. Always two, there are.
“Y’all see this? The new guys EAT MCMUFFINS!!” Best line of the skit by a mile 😂
The way you tell stories is amazing!
I really hope Darth Mizzou has a good season. So much potential there for some truly funny stuff!!!
“There’s one team he’s gotta get through first”
Me: gotta be Vandy
Vandy: welcome to the dawn of Diego
😂😂
Oh y'all are screwed.
Such a creative genius, no joke!
FINALLY!!! Literally been refreshing RUclips all day for this!
That's a little sad.
@robertd9850 I did as well... I'm in the same boat...I usually watch these on the throne
Bama on the phone with finebaum was gold 😂
That was my favorite part.
pawwwwwl it’s Phyllis
I've never been more ashamed of my team and more proud of Vandy in the same day as I was this past Saturday. My poor poor Gators.
Are y'all desperate enough to give Urban a call yet?
@@DMS-pq8 Hell I'm desperate enough to call Ron Zook.
@@edlawn5481 OMG!
@@DMS-pq8 Urban might be willing to come back, now that he won't have to play Nick Saban every year.
@@DMS-pq8hell yes!
My favorite time of year, CFB, SEC Roll-Call, and SEC Shorts!
I can confirm that the Florida rally cry is "Why, God?! Why?!"
I can also confirm that pain is not necessarily temporary.
This is why I love football season. It's not just the actual football games, it's all the delightful stuff surrounding the football games. SEC Roll Call, I adore you. 🥰 Hotty Toddy!!!
Just as happy these sketches are back as I am football is
Best part is at 1:00 "why, why God?" 🤣🤣
As a gator fan I felt that
The fact that you have Hootie on vinyl makes a SC boy proud to watch. Hope you’re going to at least one of the concerts on their tour this year.
It's a great day for football fans. SEC shorts and Roll Call are both back.
Don't cheat yourself. Treat yourself! Check out FunnyMaine and how Bama fans (including Nick) watched Week One. You've seen him in some collaborations before. Having all 3 makes everything great even if he doesn't mention your team. ❤️🖤🐾🏈💖
Don't forget Funny Maine
The thunder rolling with uk was exactly what i pictured you doing for this skit.
"Why did you let the loud man rub his naked body all over coach?" I'm still rolling from that one
That one took me out 😂😂
The banter between Oklahoma and Texas is hilarious in this skit and the last one too. Love their personas!
Tennessee scored 69, and the video is 4:20. Nice
Nice
Niiiiice
Nice
Dave’s not here man
Nice
Woohoo!!! Roll Call is back baby! Thank you Mr Mitchell. I imagine you have a lot on your plate right but you are still bringing the joy that is Roll Call. Thanks, again.
It's amazing how you can capture the despair of Florida football so well in just a few lines!!!
Florida made Miami look good. 😂
My favorite part was Texas totally understanding how the SEC works while still not getting it lol. Yet still keeping their elitest mentality like we're still gonna run through this schedule. Spot on! Also you didn't hate on LSU enough 🤣🤣. Love these! War Damn!!🐯
Well that's because Texas is going to run through the schedule....lol
Other than Georgia, everyone on their schedule is not great.
Another year, another year of having no idea what's going on.
And loving it!❤
I swear you're more entertaining than the actual games 😂
“Can I bite him? Imma bite him” 😂 GO DAWGS!
1. "Did you pass out in the bathroom again?"
2. Whataburger number in the background for Texas
GOLDEN!!
Bless you, Matt! And bless you, Vandy! As an LSU fan, I lived through your win this weekend!
OMG I AM DEAD!! 😂😂😂😂😂 (and that Cracked Rear View reference was *chef’s kiss*
As a Texas fan, I love this 😂😂😂 keep up the great work and yay for Vandy!
Yeah you will learn we’re like the family that hates all of the family members 😂
@@samright4661 Texas is used to being hated. They hated us in the Big 12, and in the SWC before that.
@@cathywoodward4457I hate you.
And by “you” I mean t.u.
@@davidh0809 spotted an Aggie lol
SOOO much film work to get that swag on and off the shelves is crazy.
Do it one time for each team, then green screen. He probably already returned it all to Walmart 😅
HUGE shoutout to my producer, Josh, for tackling that today
@@alostrichwhat if you did a skit on what denomination each team would be
THAT WAS INSANE Production. HUGE thanks @alostrich to Josh
Brother, your production team's attention to the background details + your delivery =👍🏾👌🏾😂💯💪🏾😂
Babe wake up out of your coma! Matt just uploaded the first SEC roll call of the season!
College Football in the SEC is my favorite soap opera ever. Matt is the best recap person to show us the crazy, the questionable and the plot holes. Keep up the good work Mr Mitchell.
As a New Mexican who went to two academic schools I'll be watching the Dawn of Diego with great interest.
Football is back!!!!!! Thank god I was about to start talking to people or something else as equally ridiculous
The horror!
Let’s go Vandy!!! Can’t wait to see Vanderbot this season.
“You’re definitely gonna hear his” is hilarious. We run Boomer Sooner, the chant and the song, into the ground.
I'm a Longhorn, I love the Whataburger tag on our shelf and Dolly in Tennessee's background, but MSU having the Pirate's mini helmet was the absolute best
2:45 "Nobody loves him"
As a Texas fan, I can confirm
Arkansas, being the home of chocolate gravy, is thereby also biscuit efficianados. That being said, the cheapest blow up can of great value’s are more of a biscuit than what comes from McDonald’s. McDonald’s biscuits look like a fantastic biscuit, but in fact are not. Therefore in Arkansas we choose the exotic McMuffin when dining out for breakfast. We can have biscuits at home.
And if you read my unedited first paragraph you will see my grammar proves my arkansawedeness.
From GA. Grew up on chocolate gravy and biscuits. I’ve been trying to spread the word to anyone that will listen.
You forgot the magnificents of Cheese Dip
Coming back to watch this video after UGA beat Texas and the Vandy joke hits so well now
WE BIT EM AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
This Monday has been perfect! Go Dawgs, & we're proud of Dandy Vandy! ⚓️🖤💛💖
Matt, thank you for the accuracy of the captions around 3:08. 😅😂🤣 You, FunnyMaine, & SEC Shorts make Mondays mean more. 💙💛
Great as always Matt
I dont even have a clever comment to make. This is just straight up good shit.
I was looking forward to this almost as much as I was looking forward to this season. You’re a genius Matt. Thank you!
Vandy been building the Death Star to wipe everyone out with all that NIL money they have been saving. It’s on this season.
Brilliant, loved it. As an Aggie, the A&M section dug up some old wounds; why can't we beat expectations?
Quite possibly the best thing on RUclips
Thank you for this video, very enlightening!
These videos are a lot more fun now that we're in the club.
Boomer!
This video was amazing, learned a lot.
Vandy is BACK!
Back? Vandy has never even been there.🤦🏼♂️
@@TheSupernaturalWolf41 I can smell the fear coming off of you! Better hope ya team doesn't have to play my Commodores!
4:10 Auburn reacting to Pavia... ELITE work, sir!
As a Horns fan, I loved the threat of Vandy...absolutely hilarious.
A masterpiece like always. These make Monday manageable.
Vandy was the highlight of my weekend 🫶 #anchordown
Texas asking “is that something I should be worried about?” 😂😂😂 dying over here
Matt! I had no idea I could love you more. You are the Einstein of SEC football.
Fantastic video, really appreciate your effort!
Football is more fun when Vandy is good.
I’m so glad these are back.
As a Gator fan, Darth Mizzou is sneakily my favorite character. Although, it does bring me to flashbacks of Dan Mullen’s press conference as Darth Vader and that opens a new level of hellish torment for us.
Very well done, appreciate this video!
All 3 of the best cfb skit channels posted today, goated
Who are the other 2?
He's talking SEC Shorts and Funnymaine. For me, both of them tailed off towards the end of last season.
I honestly look forward to SEC Roll Call as much as I do the games now. This completes my football weekends.
2:15 🤣🤣🤣🤣 South Carolinian here 😂😂😂😂 yes. 😅
too real, we are going to have a rough year beating old dominion by 4