MY LITERAL NIGHTMARE | Night of the Consumers
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- Опубликовано: 17 мар 2020
- A nightmarish look into the realities of working retail. Horrifying in every sense of the word! Scary beyond measure!! TERROR BEYOND REPROACH!!!
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Игры
7:13 one of the drinks says get out
7:38 one of the ketchup bottles says you’re wasting your life
10:08 one of the cans says You’re stuck
11:10 one of the bottles says you are wasted away
the can says "youre stuck"
@@squiddy077 thanks
and some paints actually says pain
Just about sums up working retail.
Omg thank you for noticing
Okay, hear me out:
*Night of the consumers VR*
No, no I don't think I will.
NO
@@hawk5639 YES
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT'S WORSE THEN THE FIVE NIGHT AT FREDDYS VR GAME! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
r/VRtoER: Buisness is boomin'!
what a good game! hopefully he never accidentally downloads and plays this exact game again by accident
I love that you ran right back to this video just to comment this. Lmao
?
🤣
Come on we know that would “never” happen. Mark is a professional gamer who makes no mistakes, there’s no way he’d download the old version of this game and play it twice.
@@liamhamilton9086are you sure?🗿
On my 4th rewatch, I JUST noticed that some of the products have slightly hidden messages. The ones I noticed were on the “cool kids juice” (GET OUT), the ketchup (Wasting your Life) and the miracle cream (You Are Wasting Away). I think that adds a level to this game, it’s not just about how customers are horrifying, but how retail jobs are straight up soul sucking.
Also the paint cans say PAIN not painT
And "You are a Loser" on the cleaning spray bottle
yeah, and one of the paint cans say PAIN, not PAINT.
And then there was "kill him* on one of the bleach bottles I think, sprays or something idk
yeah, it really does make the game a bit more unsettling than it already is, i’ll list some other ones that i found:
- one of the cans of dog food saying “you’re stuck”
- one of the spray bottles saying “you are a loser” with the rest of them saying “kill them now!”
- a paint can with the label “pain” instead
mark: ooh theres a customer
customer: ex...cuse me....
mark: *NOOOO*
customer: *they always run away..*
I read this as it happened
Why I read that in a innocent voice
699 likes. You get 9 nice
Imagine trying to ask an employee where the pasta is and the employee just throws a box at you.
And then some rando yells in the background saying ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
Lol
“Excuse me do you know wher-“
*Bonk*
“Excuse Me-“
BONK
Me- K.O.
Ooof
I like how the customers are fine with the employee throwing a box at them but if you can't find the aisle that they want to go to, they immediately want to speak to the manager
No
I've worked retail. This is 100% real experience I've gone through. If you can't memorize where shit is and shit isn't, you're screwed.
"Excuse me-"
Mark: "NOOO" *Sprints away*
...
Mark: "that might have been a bit of an overreaction.."
You might be found it at 6:05
Meanwhile coryxkenshin
Actually it’s 6:06
nah that's fr how i be, i'd be going to the bar where i work to get cigarettes on my break and a guest tries to ask me to take an order and i'm just there like "i'll send someone over now" and then i never return
Can't say I blame him tbh 😂
Customer: “Excuse m-“
Employee: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” and sprints to the nearest staff only room.
I've done that many times
I have anxiety and I work in clothing retail and that is literally me.
@Beep Bop Boop The worst time was when a customer shoved a gun in my face
@Samuel Black I've heard of a guy who, um, well- he got.... ok I got nothing
@@SamuelBlack84 I'd prefer a customer shot me in the face than ask me where something is, my anxiety is that fucking bad LMAO.
me: it's just a trip to the store it's not a big deal
my anxiety:
The memories.
Your anxiety:📉📉📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
I HaVe SeLf DiAgNoSeD aNxiEtY
@Blake HENSKENS wait,,, that's true lmao,, i didn't think of it i just thought about how im the worker in this situation constantly being scared of people :/
@@JustinTheBoss96 anxiety is a general term doofus. And also is one of the most common mental disorders
I’ve been working retail for 3 years and counting, EVERYTIME a customer looks in my general direction I keep repeating under my breath “don’t talk to me oh god please”
You poor bastard
Is customer service really that traumatizing? You make it sound like Vietnam
@@Euphoric_existenceIt’s usually some absurd request that we can’t fulfill, and then they get pissed at us for being unable, and it just starts a whole thing. If you’re stocking, running register, and cleaning, it can get a little exhausting having to also juggle the customers just being outright awful lol
@Lil-chef_is_in_the_house it's a trip for sure. Older people yelling at you even though you're busy helping ANOTHER customer, people thinking they know better than me when I tell them we don't have a product "but I got it here before", people giving the vaguest description of what they're looking for "it's purple and in a box", people thinking you should know everything even though what they're asking for is not in YOUR department, people pushing you with their carts not saying excuse me, people pushing you out of the way when you're stocking the shelves to grab something you're stocking without saying excuse me, people wanting to change the layout of the store for their convenience and they don't understand that we lower employees can't control that corporate does, people coming to employee only areas because they think they're important and can't be bothered to find anyone on the floor already, people asking questions like I'm a culinary chef or a doctor no ma'am idk how to get rid of ur osteoporosis and getting mad when idk how to treat them, people getting mad at you when we're out of stock on something and take it out on you, people in cults who catch you and talk to you for hours to tell you about their beliefs, people who talk to you for hours simply because they have no one else to talk to and tell you their life story, homeless people doing drugs in the bathroom, homeless people throwing stuff at you, getting written up for "looking depressed" , and more I can keep going
@@patuutiesnufflegus4110This is literally the experience my friend talked about in his retail job, so i 100% believe that is a hell
I’m rewatching this after Mark totally actually played the new update and man it’s so funny to see his reactions to stuff be so similar
I haven't seen Mark this stressed in a while, kinda funny actually
Dude can you please be not everywhere?
Hey. . . I swear I've seen you with a mustache. . .
Ive seen you everywhere
SCP:CB, just watch it. Beautiful series
Why are you EVERYWHERE?
"I want to speak to a Manager."
Yeah... that would be the scariest thing to anyone working customer service. Damnit this is actually the thing of nightmares.
Not as scary as working Christmas Eve. I'm having PTSD from stocking in grocery.
Or what is corporate’s number
100%
These people above me have been in the trenches lol you poor souls. I'm sure you've all said this as well? "I think it should be mandatory everyone work retail for a least 6 months to a year"
@@Stiffybeaver I agree! I wish more did then they would treat us with respect. I have had many customers be rude to me because they don't understand fully what working for a retailer is like or that we have other things to do and can't help everyone or know everything.
Man! I can't believe how the game now looks so different after the update we totally got to see!
I know right, there’s no way Mark would accidentally play the old version twice.
The most unrealistic thing about this game is the fact that the customers are polite enough to say "excuse me".
Markiplier: “I don’t know how scary this is”
Markplier when seen by customer: *PTSD Sounds*
Oh damn this blew up
Me: Colonel I quit the amry.. joins retail* Me: NOOOO THE WAR WAS BAD BUT I CAN'T TAKE THIS I HAVE PTSD!!!
5:45
@@shadowcompany8669 I read colonel and immediately read this in solid snake
@@liahmmessinger3753 lol
"EXCUSE M--"
"NAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"
...as someone who worked retail for almost 7 years, I can say that that IS an accurate reaction.
AnimeToonist and see I know that retail workers can be stressed out from the people a lot so I don’t ask too much of them
Accurate and appropriate to be honest
I've been legitimately startled by customers before while stocking items to the point they apologized LMAO
Hmm 13:07
Don't be affected 21:46
Mark peeking out of the break room looking for danger and immediately being rushed by a customer as soon as he steps out is the realest shit I’ve seen
I can't believe Mark got the updated version three years before it was publicly released.
I love how the point of the game is to throw boxes onto customers to slow them down while you get to safety. But marks instincts make him take them to the correct sections of the store.
When you work in retail they beat that habit into you real fast. He also mentioned he used to work retail.
Old habits die hard man...
If only you could do that irl.
Coryxkenshin
@@merna9784 MAH BOII
Customer: "Excuse meeeee"
Markiplier: "NOOOOOOOOO"
That was fucking terrifying
As a former walmart cashier I can fully relate to this feeling
Especially when it's like a snake hiss like "Essssscuuze meee"
22:28 JUST LOVE MARK IMPERSONATING “The Manager” HAD ME LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF 😂😂😂
22:49
Finishing ur work and making the manager happy fills you with *_DETERMINATION_*
I love the optimism of this game. You enter a staff only room, and the people just go away. Rather than just standing outside the door saying "Excuse me!!!" For the next ten minutes while your just trying to find the right vegetables to restock produce and crying in the freezer.
Too real. Uncomfortably so.
True
They actually waited at your job? At mine, they'd sometimes try to come in when they weren't waiting outside like vultures for the new things we'd put out.
@@MrBlackjack998 I had a guy walk into the back and pull me out of the break room, then tell me I wasn't allowed to go on break during peak hours. It wasn't peak hours. He didn't work there.
@@realityhelix564 that kind of person is the inspiration for this game
I worked 8 years in retail, this is a pure representation of the raw anxiety that it caused.
“it’s just like the simulations”
Lemme guess pain hell basically a demonstration of death
escus me
It's cuz of how horrible people are
1000th like
This game also confirms that as a consumer, when you can't find a sales associate they are in fact trying to hide from you
I love creative horror games like this that have a random premise but are both extremely funny and scary. we need more games like this
“Excuse me-“ “NOOOOOOOO” the fact that THAT was your first reaction, despite not knowing what the customers did, is amazing.
I am a changed woman and I’ve hit my year mark in retail. I now understand his reaction completely. I’m so tired...
Thats how every retail worker feels on the inside. The “excuse me” followed by that immense sense of dread
"That might have been a bit of an overreacting"
Look, a regular day at the grocery store is a lot more chill than that.
scientists discover a new method of FTL travel: requesting assistance from retail workers
????????????????????????????????? What???
[demon voice]: "Exccuus-"
Mark: "NNOOOOOOOO!!"
A very accurate reaction to customers, honestly
Ikr. Me trying to go on break today 😂
Me when I have to answer the phone 4 times in less then 5 minutes at work
Nokomomo 22 lmaoo I feels you I work at a call center and the calls can be one after the other for so long it's like holy fuck
Might I add the demon voice kinda sounds like the dubbed version of Shigaraki from bnha?
As is ducking into isles
I currently work at a hardware store, and I can confirm that when a customer says “excuse me”, it is the single most anxiety inducing feeling you will ever have. They ask you about things you don’t understand and you have to guide them to where you think it is, afraid they’ll come back to berate you because they don’t find what they’re looking for. It is honestly so scary when you suffer from anxiety.
Currently working at a bookstore, me being a person who doesn't know shit about books that aren't horror or about finances and what not, and I can relate to you 101%
Everyone I've ever known, very much including myself, has had extreme anxiety asking for help from store employees and would apologize for bothering them, some even if it was the only way to get what they wanted because it was locked behind a case. It never occurred to me the anxiety goes both ways, even though it seems obvious now. God, now I'm gonna feel even more anxious asking for help.
hi, I came back to this video after watching Mark's most recent video about this game and just wanna say, so long as you're not demanding or loud you'll be fine when interacting with employees. it's just important to remember to treat people the way you'd want to be treated!
@@emberkley6135 I have since become a retail employee twice over. I get it now, haha.
7:12 DRINKS - bottle says “GET OUT”
7:35 KETCHUP - “You’re wasting your life”
9:30 PAINT - “Pain”
10:05 PET FOOD - “You’re stuck”
11:08 MIRACLE CREAM - “You are wasting away”
20:07 CLEANING - “You are a loser!”
These messages are actually in the game. I went through and checked and now I'm kinda spooked-
miracle cream is actually a reference to a disturbing animation
punmastersans *Nam flashbacks*
I don’t see it
@@LaughDonk what's the name
All the secret messages i could find on the products:
"Pain" on the D.I.Y
"You're stuck" on the pet food
"You are wasting away" on the pharmacy
"Get out" on the drinks
"You are a loser" on the cleaning
"You are wasting your life" on the food
Thanks dude!
That is scary
The D.I.Y sign also Changes to D.I.E sometimes
I saw those too! I was like "oh shit it's a secret"
Nice catch
Markiplier: THIS MIGHT BE THE MOST STRESSFUL GAME IVE EVER PLAYED
Resident Evil:
Most realistic game of the year.
Between Mark being confused as to why he gets fired when he did absolutely nothing wrong and not understanding the actual "objective" are the most realistic parts 🤣🤣
Lady who sounds like a smoker: Exc-
Mark: *NOOOOOOOO*
*M Y B A B Y*
Nope
It's MrKravin doing the EXCUSE ME voice 😊❤️
when he ran into the staff room screaming "NOOO!!!" i laughed so hard imaging the customers asking for help and mark just running into the staff room screaming "NOOO LEAVE ME ALOOOONE!!!!"
BxD ViBeS lmao
Me though.
*_-Lol-_*
And: *HERES YOUR FREAKING BABY!*
OoF
2:51 sign: hygine rating *****5 stars!
guy: pukes right next to it
Eww!
I guess 2 stars off of that I guess
Wow! This one is really different from the updated version he just played, which was not the same as this one at all!
"ExCUSe mE"
*"NOOOOO!"* [slams door]
That's me on a daily basis
Me to my 5 yr old sister ;-;
That part killed me so fucking hard
@danthemansince04 Also 6:05
@The alpha flame Kid NOOOOO, THIS IS PATRICK!
Same lol
The genuine disbelief and offense on Mark’s face when being fired after a hard day at the grocery store is somehow immensely relatable for some reason even though I’ve never been fired. Lol
I relate too, for me it is working a 9-7:30 and hearing the next day the managers talking shi about me.
Maybe you've never been fired specifically, but we've ALL had to deal with **THAT GUY**
no its accurate they let your ass work the whole workday too even if you do two different departments
@Taelin Cusic Now I'm intrigued..whydidyougetfired??
Damn the jobs here try to decrease your hours they make you quit
17:13 Need a little bit of the bubbly! AHEHEHEHHEHE
I love that he keyed into how you have to work harder than what's actually required (ie. planning the route and doing prep for stocking before your actual PAID shift) like it's not just a game strat it's just how it is ffs
I'm surprised Mark didn't realize after he accidentally hit the customer with a box that you COULD throw it at them and not do their task.
It was even in the tips Jimmy gives you. He read it out loud!
@@benjaminoechsli1941 exactly 🤣
@@benjaminoechsli1941 he forgot
@@adreasmiarhs8174 he forgor 💀
I can understand him being so distracted though. I'd just want to get out.
Why isn't there a customer where if you don't help them find the isle in time they just go "No it's okay sorry for bothering you" and then silently wander around the store reading the isle card things like I do
I once had a customer hand me her shopping list and made me find everything while she stood there on her phone
@@Nikki-rv3rb I would’ve down right refused hahah or at least been a real bitch about it.
@@maddijasnyy fired
@@Nikki-rv3rb that's a Karen you dealt with
IKR? I swear to God some people have no patience/ common curtesy.
Secret Stocking messages:
7:35 - "You're Wasting your life" instead of "Krazy Ketchup"
9:31 - "Pain" instead of "Paint"
There are hidden messages in all but four of them from what I could tell. The toys, skulls, knives, and video games were the only ones I couldn't find a hidden message in, though the last two could be due to the resolution.
The update he just played is fire
“That might’ve been an overreaction.”
Nonsense, you acted appropriately Mark.
Yeah, Mark never overreacts about anything. Ever.
Excuse m-
*N O O O O*
Why does this non comment have 260 likes
6:06
im your 1,000 like. UwU
This game: exists
Mark and other retail people: Vietnam flashbacks
Ik ik lok
Pretty much. PTSD in a game right there,
Hell yeah, definitely
*Black Friday flashbacks
ok
As a person with bad social anxiety, this is how i feel whenever I have to go out. People are scary bruh
16:28 mark unlocked his inner serj
*imagine you’re just casually shopping and you see an employee getting chased around the store by someone-*
EXCUSE ME?
and then the employee throws the box at them
AYO DUDE WHEN I SEE THAT IAM OUTTA HERE IAM OUT!
@Richyoungboy Roblox yes sirsky
*has worked a service job*
I’m sorry...imagine?
"EXCUSE ME"
"EXCUSE ME"
"EXCUSE ME"
everyone knows not to walk through the middle of the store. customers might see you!
I literally have a specific side path I take to avoid getting stopped by customers, so I'm not "late" getting up front. This is painfully accurate.
@@spyder976 same
Yep...
for me it's never to walk around the meat section, because everyone at meat wants your attention even though you're not a butcher
Or to hide in your coat on the way in so they cant see your company shirt
I really love the little details like one of the bottles saying "Get Out" instead of "Cool Kids" or one of the Ketchup bottles saying "You're wasting your life" instead of "Krazy Ketchup"... like all the subconscious questions and doubts than ran through my head when I was still working in retail *shudders*.
Seriously, people working in retail are still humans, so treat them accordingly. Having a nice, friendly customer can make the difference between a good and a crappy day 😕
here to make sure it is new and not the old video
Is this a horror game? I mean, this is just straight up what it's like to work a grocery store, no supernatural crap or anything. ...So yes it is absolutely a horror game.
Runie549 grocery store worker here, you’re right albeit this isn’t as bad as my store, the amount of people rushing in and buying EVERYTHING they can and on top of that having the audacity to complain that we don’t have items is infuriating. Sorry, just venting and that’s only been a number of customers.
@Aryan Verma Well, when's the last time _you_ were a Ninja playing Parkour over a pit of lava with a dragon behind you? That's probably not as relatable to most of us as retail jobs are.
Government advised people to stay at home for a few weeks
Markiplier: "Let's help people in virtual world"
Ricardo is god.
5-star hygiene never stopped anybody.
Retail jobs be like: "You're still coming into work, right?"
Mark is a good man ú-ù
Mark go play doom
The only way to win at work: work off the clock
I worked at a thrift shop about 6 years ago a few months after giving birth to my son. This mother and her two daughters came in in halloween to look for a “costume” for her eldest, my shift ended I believe 9 pm they came in at 8. Her daughter was gonna be a bunny, so ya know the whole white outfit jazz, they came up to me while I was stocking and moving things back into the right area asking if we had anything in white around her size. We had some white things, she was looking through the uh jeans for some skinny white ones. I pointed out a few, tried to help the best I could. And hour and 15 mins later, she goes we can’t find anything. And left….my store was a mess. I missed my bus home. Never recovered lol and then a few weeks after my son had been born an ex gf got a job working in a diner as a waitress I worked graveyard shift so 9 pm to 6 am. I came in for four days before they fired me. Bc in my exs words I didn’t learn quick enough. Anyways after the first few hours on my 1st night a guy told me my piercings were sexy and once he left I took them out, bunch of creepy old guys openly flirted with my ex, and two woman came in. The one asked if we had Russian food bc we had a Russian salad dressing. We said no, but we have other great food. She caused a scene and left. Her friend shrugged, walked out and left. Group of teens came in my last night. They had a “queen bee” sorta girl with them, got drinks, “ looked at the menu”, she didn’t see anything that she liked. So they just left. Needless to say I didn’t get a tip. But uh I’m glad I no longer work with people anymore lmao
"Is that Baldi!?"
*_PTSD INTENSIFIES_*
Bruh
no veteran needs to be offended
@@lordgalaxy1684 Pardon?
Did anyone notice that one of the “Cool Kids” bottles reads, “Get Out”and other merchandise has similar things.
one of the paint containers said "pain", and one of the ketchup bottles said "you're wasting your life" or something like that- i can't quite remember
I noticed that one of the spray bottles said "You are a loser" 20:07
The ketchup bottle said "you're wasting your life"etc,etc,etc...
@@fergabrielo I know, right? And one of the Miracle Creams said "You're wasted? Or wasting away" I think
Yep
I am so glad my mom taught me how to treat those who "serve" others(waiters,retail,etc) because at one point,she worked as a waitress(before I was born) and she always stacks the things and is so kind and patient with them,and I am as well. They are human,they need to be treated as such. Whether they're a rich supermodel,or a wait staff,that's a human being.
And while I have no personal experience,from other comments it seems this game sums it up pretty well.
I just barely noticed after seeing different let's plays that the items have little messages on them like "Get out"
When I worked retail as a merchandiser, hearing "Excuse me!" would make my heart drop and internally scream "NOOO!" A lot of customers were cordial, but boy howdy were there a lot of patience-testers! Retail is scary!
First lol
funny how my daily panic attacks suddenly stopped when I left retail
@@MrCoconutHead Same here. I would dread going into work. I loved working as a merchandiser because it meant I could be very physically active without needing the gym and mostly worked independently, but the customers/management made me hate the workplace.
@@MrCoconutHead Is retail really that bad?
@@alonzogonzalez4272 not always. It depends largely on the position. Some are chill. Others not so much... Unfortunately, you don't get paid any more for the difficult positions on the lower level.
I never thought that “Excuse me” could be so scary
In retail it can become the scariest phrase you'll ever hear
@@369destroyer facts
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Employees when they hear that 🏃she a runner she a track star she gon pack her bags but won’t get far
Yep its scary and worse when you realize that its not a game lol
6:17 I just moved not too long ago, but i still do not have any furniture! You got any or what? I DON'T KNOOOOW!!!! *Music Intensifies while Markiplier Screams his head off, and customer doing jumping jacks* Makes it 10x funnier. 😂
Seeing Markiplier contently getting scared and horrified by the scary customers is truly the funniest thing after 2 years ago. 😂💀
Customer: “Excuse m-“
Employee Markiplier: *“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” and sprints to the nearest staff only room.*
I remember watching this game, having flash backs and thinking “I’m never going back to retail” and I didn’t. I went into security! And immediately got stationed at a retail store. Let me tell you, I think it was actually worse
@@sarahjordan4845 I'd imagine as the security guard, it's because you're forced to deal with the more stressful and irritating situations, versus a normal retail worker.
@Sarah Jordan
Im also a security officer, but I was thankful enough not to get put at a grocery store. I watch over college campus dorms instead. But im not sure if it's worse or not. We get blamed for alot of stuff, called racists and sexists just for asking people to get out of a pool after hours. But then again, I might want to consider working in retail because of how many dead bodies I've had to report at these dorms. Ive also been spit on and run over by a vehicle, so meh. Maybe retail isn't so bad.
@@laurabu6459 dead bodies? wtf is popping off in college
@@australium7374 Rich white boys who feel people have wronged them, and drugs.
@Australium kids who realize that they don’t feel cut out for the culture or grades, see the debt and don’t reach out for healthy resolution because they want to be independent adults but in reality feel terribly, terribly alone.
if anyone want to know where they “excuse me-NOOOO” part is it’s 6:05
thank you sm i did not want to have to find it myself lol
@@thotrot8262 np 😉
Or 6:14
@@Danial_Star368 or 6:05 ;)
I read that In 6:05 Lol SJSJSJS
Faces of mark during voicing the manager scared me more then whole game did hahaha
11:15
Everyday when I'm going to work
One drink bottle said “get out”. One paint can said “pain”. A Miracle Cream said “you are wasting away”. Spray bottle “you are a loser”. Ketchup “you’re wasting your life”. O.o
Haha dude I see subliminal messages in shops and it's freaky sometimes.
Ooh I saw the “get out” one but not the others. Came here to see if anyone caught anything else before I went looking myself. Was hoping that all hidden messages put together would make up a secret message about how the manager is evil or something.
But soda... COOL KIDS
When you work in retail long enough you sometimes misread labels constantly as other words. I once misread Organic as Draconic. Happens a lot. But this might be a darker representation
@@IamtheJiminator Now this isn't the same thing as that, but whoever is in charge of pricing the movies where I work, had a bit of fun. The movie Sing? They put the price sticker over all the g's, so all of them read Sin
Manager: Explaining what the game is about
Mark: *demonic screeching noises*
cring bro
swagNswift thats the point
@@aspol12 Well yeah, outdated comment format. By the way this is a pretty sucky day on the internet. Some jerk got me terminated on discord and claimed I was harassing him when I was just trying to explain the situation after I got banned on discord. I made another account and it still didn't work. His name is Spork Witch, he has a reputation for being an asshole.
swagNswift awh man, that sucks. Hope stuff works out for you!
@@aspol12 I guess I wanted people to notice that comment as this video just came out, yeah he just doesn't consider that he plays a part in this, he's ruining the discord server, but yeah enough storytelling, one way or another, he'll fry for it if he doesn't start respecting his position as an admin.
21:14 is it just me or does that cool kids drink says get out
I didn't realize but it appears that most of them have one that says something different, generally negative.
19:08 "You're Stuck" instead of Dog Soup
19:46 "Pain" instead of "paint"
20:11 "You are a loser" instead of "Kill them now"
20:32 "You are wasting away" instead of "Mr Kravin Miracle Cream"
The one you pointed out.
21:40 "You're wasting your life" instead of "Krazy Ketchup"
The knives, toys, video games, and skulls were the only ones that I couldn't see any different ones.
@@ragingfirefrogman wtf
I love how right after he said "Good job Lester" he saw the missing report 💀
I love how the woman who lost her baby has a Karen haircut and outfit
She probably also lost her baby to not vaccinating
buildaddon I was gonna say the exact same thing, you beat me to it
LaurenZside called her Karen
If you don't find her baby..."I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!" RESPECT THE DRIP, KAREN!
How in the hell do you lose your BABY out of all things🤦♂️😂
Out of all the juice bottles called “Cool Kids” one of them said “Get Out” damn I should’ve listened to the cans, cause my retail job was wack
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And I oop-
and one of the ketchup bottles is "you'r waisting your life"
It would seem like all the products with text on them seem to have hidden messages. The pharmacy related "Mr. Kravin's Miracle Cream" has got "you are wasting away" in some of the bottles. The dog soup cans have "you're stuck" as the hidden message.
But, honestly, some of the texts are just really hard to read because of the resolution
Another says "You're a loser"
I'm actually watching this before his newer video on the same game
Now that I’ve seen this game, I will spend a full 30 minutes trying to look for something myself, even if there is a worker next to me, and my respect for them has gone through the roof
"No nononno NONONO IM BUSY!"
-Me at every shift when a customer walks in.
They Only Liked This Cause Of You Profile Pick. I know, Beacause i did Too
Me still sleeping even though I should've been up hours ago and my sister is trying to wake me up at 10;14
*excuses me*
@@santanaguarddog8841 NO NO NO PLEASE, SIR! I'M ON MY BREAK!
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The Manager's Impression:
Markiplier: *Weird Noises*
Jacksepticeye: *Gross Sounds*
Matrix6000:Weird Noises
CoryxKenshin: Old Gross Guy
LaurnzSide: **Fear and Anxiety**
1:56
SMG4: *Gross noises*
Imagine asking an employee for help in a store and they go: “AHHHHH no no no no no sorry, I-I-I! I’M BUSY!” All as they sprint into the nearest employee only room and close the door.
7:49
i love that on one of the cool kids drinks there is written get out
When he was stacking the drinks one of the drinks said "Get Out" instead of Cool Kid
The items that have text all have one that's off, lol. They're fun. And relatable.
One of the ketchup bottles said “you’re wasting your life”
Yeah, the miracle cream says "You Are Wasting Away" The ketchup says "You Are Wasting Your Life" The paint says "Pain" I can't really make out what Dog Soup says, it either says "Pure Luck" or "You're Fucked" The "Kill Them Now!" (i'm assuming insect killer or something of the like) says "You Are A Loser!"
the dog soup says “youre stuck”, i had to stare pretty close lol, and the drink says “get out”
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Has anyone else noticed there's a notorious pattern of babies causing him stress in almost every game he plays
I think babies cause stress not only in games
Interesting, I'm glad you caught that.
Symora It’s really like that when you work retail though. Especially right now with the corona shit. They waddle all around the cafe I work at and touch everything and every surface they can reach with their nasty lil fingers.
Babies are fucking stressful
Scarlet wings why is their guardian taking them outside with the virus anyways?
7:11 I love how "Get out" suddenly appears in "cool kids".
0:58 This "HEY" sound was taken from Lego City commercials
Imagine being a customer Mark serviced before he started his channel.
I did... and?
@@whateverkat8122 No sense of humor
@@Evolution14387Apparently not cause I didn’t know that was supposed to be funny lol
“Hey that guy looks familiar, wonder if I’ve se- HEY WAIT A MINUTE-“
I mean- my dad was
To anyone, who's reading this: Please, be kind and polite towards people working in retail, they're dealing with so much crap in their work
I agree, my mother has worked retail and she can tell you how stressful it is.
I work in a retail can say its true
Yeah they get treated like shit and all they are trying to do is get paid
Some retail works are rude to me so
@@tedious9751 doesn’t mean that you should treat others the same.
I love how when he first meets manager, he quickly works on how he does the voice to find the perfect thing for a laugh. How he voices people is the best.
I keep coming back to this video. Definitely one of my favorites, along with his video of Suite 776, A Girl's Fabric Face and Theater Unrest.
This perfectly describes the retail worker's life with everyone buying the whole store out because of corona and being quarantined
corona is just weak flu
@@willtheoreminer5527 THANK YOU
@@willtheoreminer5527 more like a stronger flu
@@willtheoreminer5527well yes but this strand seems to be more than that. Causing bad respiratory issues to people with weakened immune
@@willtheoreminer5527 ohhh my god u are not one of those people. literally do the slightest bit of research and you'll see how false that is.
"Hide in the staff only areas." Sometimes, customers will go back there to find you. T_T
But in all honesty, I've had about 70/30 between customers who are rather nice and polite and patient vs those that get upset that I don't know where everything in the store is when I only work in one section. And then there are the customers who start climbing shelves when I say I'll be right back with a ladder.
I wish I was surprised to hear customers climbed shelves, but I'm honestly not. That worries me.
Gotta love stupid customers.
"Do you have any cabbage?"
"Cabbage is up at produce, the second table from the entrance."
"It looked like there wasn't any left."
............
"Then, no, we don't have cabbage."
"You don't keep any in the back?"
"Oh you mean the super secret cabbage room? You aren't supposed to know about that! Who told you this information?!"
@@VenomQuill The oddest thing for me is that it is usually elderly people.
I went back to get a ladder to fetch some gaterade on the top shelf for a lady only to come out and find her half way up the shelf. I had to convince her to come back down and felt like I was talking to a child.
Another time I found an old man start climbing to reach some Kleenex and I gently told him he doesn't have to climb the shelf, I'll be right back with a ladder and get it for him.
The funny thing is all the people who come straight to me and deduce that because I'm taller than they are (sometimes by maybe an inch or two) I can reach the top shelf without the need for a ladder. I just tell them I need to get it for safety reasons.
@@Yokuz116 I'm probably the kind of guy who would think there's always more of something "in the back." Wouldn't even occur to me that produce couldn't be put there.
Back when I worked at Lowe's, there was merch that was considered "high theft", and we only kept one on the shelf/hook/spot for it at a time.
Asshole contractor wants more than one, gets ladder, gets what he wants, leaves. I tell him why we have it like that and he doesn't care.
Should've had Loss Prevention ream him out for it but she was busy.
Just because, here are some hidden messages I could find:
7:35 ketchup bottle says "you're wasting your life"
15:05 the dog food says "you're stuck"
16:03 juice says "get out"
17:19 the squeezie tube says "you are wasting away"
19:46 the paint bucket says "pain"
20:07 spray bottle says "you are a loser"
I work in retail and the fact that a man asled for the same thing twice in a row is so true though, I get customers ask me where something is and then ask me again like I didnt just show them where it is
we need a prequel that tells the story of Lester
He dead
He probably failed on Black Friday.
Spoiler*
He got trapped in a room from the managers and died. I’m not sure about this part but I think they… Ate them?
@@loganxavier he got locked in the back room for a long time and died of starvation/dehydration/being locked in a room for months
@@vharkerandco how do you know that?
Me: *Watches 5 minutes*
Also Me: *PTSD from working retail kicks in.*
Flashbacks of ‘Nam
I'm glad I don't work
*Fortunate Son intensifies*
I work at Costco and with the coronavirus panic going on, I can 100% confirm that this game is not an overreaction, if anything it's slightly more tame, given the fact that this game lacks the fear of every interaction with a customer getting you sick/every customer thinking you will get them sick.
They did an amazing job with this game making it stressful, just like retail especially during the holidays! When mark hit the break room and said thank god I needed a break, can’t tell you how many times I did that exact same thing when I was working retail!
The scream at the first few seconds was so perfectly cut I love it.