Night of the Consumers UPDATED!! (yep... the update... all new... didn't download the wrong one...)
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- Опубликовано: 11 июн 2024
- haha yeah I wouldn't just play the same exact game twice! I wouldn't do that! I would download the updated version and marvel at all the updated features which is exactly what happened in this video! hope you all enjoy this incredibly new new video of the new updated version of Night of the Consumers!
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This just means we get another (definitely updated) Night of the Consumers video later, so I'll take it
Hopefully
Here's hoping!
3rd replay of this version incoming
Most likely not because mark never does another replay unless heavily requested but he does play it on his own it seems
@@timetothrowpogchamp5188he will, I doubt he is just gonna release this video then not follow up on it
Mark downloading the old version of the game and thinking the hand function is new is the most Mark thing ever
Not a "Name" thing but actually drying you out, he can even say he buy the cheapest stuff, put an hot iron logo on and sell it for the same price (knowing and what he said himself its diffrent in quality) and still going for it, even afterwards he say "it should feel illegal to earn so much money". For me its funny since i rsther enjoy bobs laughing then the double standards there, and it just regrets for myself on how easy you can lie in general and make in total more then anyone in their lifetime, and i write that comment in hope this channel block me for telling what they said since zuckerbergs bought up company cant understand dislike and never recommend again button for over half a year, so im glad if thst channel would block me since i rather enjoy bobs laughter then this double standards.
@@handgranate2008 bro wrote a whole essay that no one gives a shit about
@@handgranate2008 what? you aren't obliged or required to watch Mark, ya know? Just enjoy bob's videos if you like that instead.
@@handgranate2008 godzilla had a stroke reading that
@@handgranate2008 sorry, but what are you talking about bro?
mark preemptively throwing the boxes before the customers even approach is so funny to me 😭 imagine just shopping for stuff and an employee randomly knocks you out
I've wanted to do that to some customers
honestly they earned that right by now
Happens all the time, those dang boxes are too soft though so my victims-I mean the customers just get up and complain some
more!!!
I work in retail and I can confirm.
We do that. Dont worry the brain damage will pass.
@@megahobbit5972
Side note, the brain damage will not pass.
I love how Mark slowly remembered the voice he gave to the manager and transitioned into it in the monologue
What I need to watch cooking videos? Some curse this is.
More than the cursed of fanart of markiplier lol
@SaveYourLife These things are back? It's been like 7 years
@@SaveYourLifeeOh, go to hell.
@SaveYourLife is it 2013 again?
We need the sequel where he downloads the right version but still boots up and plays the old version
And somehow he still forget all the mistakes he made and plays it as if it were the real updated version with new stuff he doesn't recognize
This comment right here lmao
IN 17 HOURS 1.5K PEOPLE LIKED THIS COMMENT YALL ARE FUCKING UNHINGED IM JUST A SMALL GORILLAZ RUclipsR I AINT THAT FUNNY
i agree this would be perfection
You're gonna take our likes and you're gonne like it >:U
I love how the customers in this game call the manager to have you fired if you spend more than 15 seconds finding them a shelf, but they never seem to mind you throwing boxes directly at their faces and knocking them out cold
Can't complain if you're unconscious. That's tomorrow's problem
@@QuikVidGuy lmao
Well let's keep it that way foever
Clearly the concussion-induced amnesia is doing its job.
Dont worry Mark, we're all getting older.
He should talk about that in a pODCAST!!!!
What do you mean? He downloaded the right version and had much fun with the new update
@@KyactrixWhat do you mean??? They’ve already talked about that. There’s no way the boys, especially Bob, would repeat a conversation topic they’ve covered before.
@@marsayde1237 ahh, my bad guys. My memories not to great, I guess I’m getting older…
@@Kyactrixyou should discuss that topic in a podcast, only once of course
Tbh I really hope Mark actually plays the updated version (even though he already has ofc because he’s so professional and would NEVER accidentally play the same game twice.)
🕷️
@@rotinab7995 21:14
Ok
@@rotinab7995 00:09
@@poopyboy2222 can i also get a timestamp
I’m glad Markiplier is such a professional RUclipsr and gamer who never makes mistakes like downloading the wrong version of a game!
@@SaveYourLifee lmao
Lol, true
agreed
Agreed.
@@SaveYourLifee Bruh you really put e after saying someone is cursed 💀 Who you tryna trick, 2 year olds?
You know... as someone who just got done with their 9-5 shift at a target... this is absolutely 100% accurate. The shit stains included
I also work at target and 😭 the Amt of stupid people,,oh god
It’s not 100% accurate because unfortunately we can’t throw boxes at customers… this isn’t a nightmare it’s a dream 😂😂😂
I work at a walmart, ive seen and heard many disturbing things💀
I love that some of the products had wrong lables. The drinks you started with one of them said GET OUT, one of the paint cans was just PAIN
Each labeled product you stack has one. They're all really sad messages too, probably supposed to be the subconscious of a dead-end employee who is in pain and feels stuck at a mind-numbing job.
Lixian's such a dedicated employee, he's even willing to get arrested just to appease his boss's wishes.
@SaveYourLife these bots are circling back to old internet trends lol
I read “dedicated” as “delicate.”
@@tubeyouber6371he is pretty small
Boss'*
@@Dont_Read_My_PictureI wont
I can feel Lixian's suffering, having to edit the whole thing and hearing Mark bring up the "new" content
fr. poor guy...
An excellent deep dive into the Mandela effect.
I'm pretty sure Lilian stopped editing for markiman
@@jazaxring6496 literally says Edited by LixianTV in the Description
@@captainchet7926 oh
Poor Lixian going insane about Mark being clueless about downloaded the wrong version 😂
Love how Mark was discovering things he discovered in the original upload,but is so convinced this is the update,he's like 😳🤯
I love how he never realised he was playing the wrong game.
To be fair the biggest difference is after you finish your first shift.
Edit: aside from your co worker running from the shoppers
Only Markiplier can play the exact same game twice and have both be an enriching experience 😅
@Jack Wrath so are you if you really think about it…
@jackwrathchungus yet you're the one with the fatherless behaviour
@jackwrathchungus You never had one
guys, don't reply to the bots/spammers. they want attention. just report them and move on
@@aspwned spoken like a true anti bot master
Lixian getting so frustrated the entire video makes it that much better that Mark downloaded the wrong version
It’s so difficult to download the right versions of games sometimes, it’s amazing that mark can get it right every single time, and if anyone says he hasn’t, you’re wrong, and re-
I love that his brain, having completely forgotten his previous playthrough, made the same mistake of thinking he only had to do a few boxes instead of all of them.
@@Dont_Read_My_PictureI won't
I know it's been awhile since he played the game 😂😂 he completely forgotten how
Mark: “Beware the baby?”
Me: Oh, you’ll remember.
*TRUST ME*
@@Dont_Read_My_Picture ok
@@Dont_Read_My_Picture ok but I kinda just did to say this
I love the fact that even after 3 years he still does the same smiling/creepy voice for the manager. Truly the replay we didn't know we needed but got regardless. (I'm talking about the replay of the voice of course, 'cause this is definitely NOT the same game)
What a totally unique Markiplier video. This man would never play the same video game twice. That’s why I love him so much as a creator.
Mark gradually remembering his voice for The Manager was hilarious
@@SaveYourLifeeooooh noooooo! a 7 year old so spooky
I'm the photographer that took that fine photo of Shrek
I envy Mark's memory to enjoy a videogame like it's the first time again.
ADHD babyyyy
@@mizlia i mean he also plays so many new games every day as part of his job so that must be part of it too
It only works on short silly games like this I imagine. Not anything you had a great experience with because otherwise you’d remember it
@@mizliadidn't know adhd triggered Alzheimer
@@Select2Play forgetfulness and absentmindedness are both symptoms of adhd
Mark wailing and running into the staff area will never not be relatable
This reminds me when I worked at a grocery store called Albertsons, and it was a nightmare just like this game to work there. It’s practically the same thing.
Even 3 years later I still find it hilarious and relatable that Mark still does not want to work here no matter what even if this store ever was actually real.
So true💕🩷
Retail is hell :,3
I've heard of the saying "going postal", have things ever been so bad that employees snap and "end" their bosses?
@@wargamesmaster Oh, yeah! That phrase came about because US post office employees were snapping due to the pressure and harming their bosses/coworkers. If you google "employees killing their bosses," you'll find articles about people who have actually killed, or have attempted to kill their bosses.
Yeah no shit?
that fact that Mark still uploaded the recording of him playing the old version *afterwards* is the best part 🤣
The fact Mark remembered the voice for the manager is killing me lmao
18:30
He's in the walls...
I wonder if Mark realized on his own that he played the wrong version or if Lixian told him 😂
What do you mean, he played the correct version, he would NEVER make a mistake like that, Mark would never.
In a hypothetical situation
@@goodhandle207 THESE COMMENTS ARE MAKING ME CRY LMFAOOO
oh i am sure lixian told him so mark could make the intro acting like everything is fine XD
@@AngelWingsYT…hypothetically
Wow I can’t wait to watch Mark play the updated version of Night of the Consumers!
What do you mean? He just did.
@@username5155 you don’t understand the joke read the description child
@@Electrxde what are you talking about? Mark did play the updated version
@@Electrxde leave the poor guy be not everyone gets a joke instantly
@@Scream_Soda No, this was the updated version. Says so right in the title.
Wow, it's been 3 years when this game was popular and I remember when everyone was recording it, time passes quickly
Please let this be a reminder to be always patient and polite when dealing with customer service or retail workers, even when you are having a bad day.
Love the new content they added and how Mark showed it all off.
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@@Dont_Read_My_PictureI wont
1:15 I love that despite the 3 years, Mark starts to go straight back to the voice he gave the manager 😂
@@SaveYourLifeestfu
@@Dont_Read_My_Picture ok i didnt
Was so pleased as he gradually slid back into it 🤣 classic
@@Dont_Read_My_Picture what year were in bro
Though he forgot to say the famous lines "As the creepiest bastard within a 50 mile radius so HHUEEGGHH"
It's okay Mark. We're all getting older. Hey that would make a great topic for a podcast!
Nah, man, they’ve already talked about that. It would be very confusing for them to accidentally talk about getting older a second time.
I think mark knows that now he HAS to feed us with the new version
i’m so glad mark is such a responsible youtuber and never accidentally plays the same game twice !!!
he always stays on top of the game (Ha Ha)!
Lol, there's been a thing in the past where he either solo played a three scary games entry, or vice versa. Him remembering was hillarious, at least he uploaded it xD
@Nolascana yeah it was friend simulator. I loved watching that game.
Stop copying comments for attention
You know we’re getting older
Don’t worry, Lixian, you’re safe. Markiplier, however…😂😂😂 Thanks for the credit!
Lawsuit incoming lmao
Hey, you have the same name as the guy that did the video, what a coincidence.
@@cameronaberner I know right?!🤣😂🤣
@@corellioncrusaderproductio4679 You know it! 😂
congrats on beating it
Love it 😂 this can only happen to Mark somehow 🤣 love lixian's "how did you even do that 😨" xD
Markiplier and Lixian really are the perfect match.
It’s okay Mark, we’re all getting older.
They should talk about that sometime🤔 like on some sort of talk show thing or something..... maybe on Spotify or other music streaming platforms...... idk just a thought
@@chaoskat4161 I am 78 now
We are getting older we should talk for an hour about it then bad habits
@@WiIdChimp👍?
@@Nothing_To_See. what
even after 11 years of youtube markiplier can never make a mistake
Except forgetting to finish a game.
@@benwalter4842 Are you referring to fnac 3
@@Dezlite probably Manuel Samuel which MARK IT'S BEEN 7 YEARS NOW
@@Dezlite more than one game, scp, and some sewer horror game he played a long time ago I think and idk others
@MIST390are you a wwii studier or a nazi/neo-nazi? Or rather, fascist?
I hope we get to see him play the Updated version soon!
Mark's COMPLETE honesty and competence to download the right version of the game so consistently is exactly why he's my favorite RUclipsr!
Its truly surreal to see how accurately this game portrays being a clerk. You can't be out on the floor for ten seconds without somebody needing something. Then management is always upset about something you cant control, or they're mad you chose to do A instead of B, despite the fact that if you started with B they'd want you to do A. Even with a workers union, the job is nearly unbearable
you guys are getting workers' unions? (worked at walmart, literally one of the most anti-union store chains)
U guys dont normally have unions????
@@nakedstatue8517 According to US culture, unions are a communist plot to steal your wages. Corporations would never do that, no, they're such upstanding examples of the Free Market (copyrighted, do not steal).
Ikr and they get away with making you do shit that’s essentially illegal sometimes, but unless you get irrefutable proof somehow, the hell are you gonna do about it? You work for walmart, guaranteed they can afford to waste money bankrupting you in legal fees just so they can get away with anything.
@@nakedstatue8517 not at walmart for sure :/
Mark is the only one who can download the same game, play it twice and still have an entertaining video
The fact that he never even realizes in the video makes it so much better
Mark just trying to play the game:
every single customer: "ExCuSe Me"
the sheer panic mark experiences when he sees a customer is just amazing and too real
@@Dont_Read_My_Picture ok
I work retail. This is a nightmare.
@@Dont_Read_My_PictureI wont
Sigh... Lixian must be *very* patient in correcting Mark's mistakes. 😅
He's getting paid enough to overlook it, but to Put up with it? Not so much.
@@exodia1510 Putting up with it, huh? Yeah... 🙈
Thank you Lexi and for actually helping and seeing us the new update
Mark just throwing boxes at the ppl at the store is so fucking funny
it's almost like distractable, can't wait until they make an episode on getting older
personally, i’m really concerned about wade’s dogs 🥺
tbh though... you cant talk about getting older without reflecting on your bad habits, weather they be good or bad...
What about Bob's fridge?
@@kai-isnt-cool they're fine, thanks for asking
@@thwomp1542 The real question is how are Wade's toilets
Honestly so glad we get to see Mark play the new update to this game, good thing he didn’t download the old version or something
ive lost count of how many times ive rewatched night of the consumers its so entertaining and relatable omg
Night of the consumers was always my favorite video to watch that Mark made, I would always go back to rewatch it. It's actually really convenient to see this video come up, and even if he downloaded the old one, this still gave me some laughs!
Mark is so wholesome. Throwing boxes at people who cant walk 🥰
i do that everytime i get the chance
bet you've never worked in retail
I read ur name lool
@@strawberrypencl bet you have trouble detecting sarcasm
Why should they be treated any differently? Ableist
ah yes, markiplier the most professional youtuber. I only watch his videos for his professionalism and inability to ever make mistakes. He is ever so wise and talented and can do no wrong.
lixian is honestly the best editor marks had all of his little edits of himself never cease to make me laugh my butt off!!!
Ah yes Mark wanted to see how the old version look to see the difference. Truly genius
he's so professional. he would never download the wrong version of a game.
I am glad Mark is playing this game again. I knew there would be more to this game honestly a very unique game and a great concept.
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yeah only problem is he never saw anyof it lmfao
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@jackwrathchungusYour philosophies are dead.
@Jack Wrath so is your family
As a former retail worker I can confirm throwing boxes at customera and running into staff room is a viable strategy
It’s so funny how whenever I watch you, my mom comes in the room saying “are you watching uncle mark again?” Because I’ve been watching your youtube ever since you started lol
every time a new update comes out mark is just gonna play the original again 💀
What are you talking about, he played the updated version, he’d never make a mistake like that.
@@pan_man69 of course ☕🗿
Lixian truly is an avatar for audience frustration. Thank you for your sacrifice Lixian
I really like how the “New Update” improved marks reactions!
It's nice to see the positivity in the comments, new streamers rly need that. Keep going buddy maybe someday you'll make it and be big
The update is truly amazing! and I'm very glad Markiplier showed us a lot of the new stuff such as the... um... uh.. uhm.. the ... uhhh
This update was so cool. It almost reminds me of how the game was 3 years ago. They did such a good job keeping the same game aesthetic.
P.S. You did an awesome job showing off the update. The twists in the story were simply mindblowing.
@@Dont_Read_My_PictureI wont
lixian's edits will always be my favorite, love that they interact together.
Markiplier just wanted to say your videos make me appreciate things and motivates me you're like one of those content creators that you know. Inspire to do something to hope the iron lung movie does well.
i really love how mark always appreciates every game and their creator(s). he’s always up to try new things too
Same.
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Ironic bc this is the same game he played a while ago and ur saying this HERE. Oh wait sorry this is the new update ahhh right lmao
@jackwrathchungusNeither do you.
@Jack Wrath Exactly something a motherless AND fatherless person would say…
His high pitched screams at 6:21 are everything. Marks voice in this video reaches octaves I didn’t even know were possible 😂
he's like a husky
mmmm number... funny...
I can hardly wait to see a Markiplier grocery store near us where employees give customers a pre-emptive box to the back of the head.
Lol Mark was rushing through the Manager's dialogue at first, but then he got into the character of the Manager and started doing the funny voiceover anyway, that made me laugh
I also love how lixian calls him “mr big brain” while making fun of him for getting the wrong version 😂
@@Dont_Read_My_Picture I'm Illiterate, so it's impossible for me to read
gg ez no re
@@Dont_Read_My_Picture oh PLEASE. oldest trick in the book
Its amazing how perfectly this represents customer service
It's amazing how accurate this game is.
I LOVE the art style of this game and the theme!
Very anxiety-provoking though, more than a regular-schmegular horror game. Lol.
I love the part when he shows us the new content
The fact that Mark can play the same game twice and we still watch it shows we are here for his personality, not the games.
we're here for both😊
@@Dont_Read_My_Picture i didnt, stop pestering me with these odd demands
We watched him eat cereal and stare at a banana while contemplating life for multiple minutes.
We'll watch nearly anything he makes.
@@Dont_Read_My_Picture wont, for the 50th time, its really anoying, plus no one does that anymore
This is all so new! Thanks for showcasing all the newness of this update that you most certainly downloaded!
Shout out to Lixian for saving Mark from all of the comments 😆. Amazing editor, and game designer
Lixian is the best editor ever. Loved his furious interjections
This game was really my favorite video now I have two videos to watch endlessly in a loop
Now that i work at an actual grocery store, i can say with 100% credibility that this game 100% represents the anxiety of customers stopping you from getting work done that you'll get in trouble for not finishing, but you'll also get in trouble for not helping the customer. It's truly a different beast than when I was just a GameStop cashier
I love how mark is such a professional content creator who downloads the right thing
Loved seeing Mark play this fresh, new, original, never before seen gaming content for the very first time ever.
i went from wandering around in stores today to now watching u play a game about stores this is a vibe
7:17 I’m just imagining that as soon as Mark returned her baby she immediately yeeted it across the store
16:40
Mark: Your insides are hungry? Come with me.
*Proceeds to try to take him to the back*
Thats got me 😂
11:57 omg he's even reacting the same exact way lmao. He wanted to wait it out the first time exactly like this 😂. And he reacted to Baldi the same too.
When Black Friday happens at target: 8:38
14:11 - Yep, found the thumbnail. 😂🤣
that first night ending, the music, the darkness of going back to an empty apartment, with the rent due on the table....that gave me chills....
So happy that this game got the update that it deserved
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Right lol
right.
Too bad he didn’t play it
@@juliansandler4569 What do you mean? He just played the new and updated game!