1001 WAYS TO DIE | House - Part 1

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @carrlaeyna
    @carrlaeyna 3 года назад +10220

    “Was that me sleeping, or was that me dreaming?”
    *yes*

    • @charkyoinz
      @charkyoinz 3 года назад +109

      Why is there advertisers in your reply section lol

    • @justsomerobloxvids1791
      @justsomerobloxvids1791 3 года назад +2

      Boffum.

    • @234o93
      @234o93 3 года назад +52

      Sucks to be in this comment section.

    • @shan4289
      @shan4289 3 года назад +30

      @Bruh Bruh no sef promo

    • @KerriB
      @KerriB 3 года назад +3

      Glad someone else noticed that 😂

  • @ManlyBadassHero
    @ManlyBadassHero 3 года назад +43036

    I guess you finally came home.

    • @Normisity
      @Normisity 3 года назад +1502

      Dad

    • @orphanslayer69
      @orphanslayer69 3 года назад +288

      Hi

    • @JavierGomezX
      @JavierGomezX 3 года назад +2010

      Heck yeah. I was just thinking about you while clicking on this video. Glad the game is getting even more attention though.

    • @_Lythe_
      @_Lythe_ 3 года назад +340

      Your grinding this game

    • @eliasayala5
      @eliasayala5 3 года назад +560

      The return of the king

  • @madnessnvrendz9347
    @madnessnvrendz9347 3 года назад +2272

    "I hear it whispering to me"
    Mark: *makes the most 'are you kidding me' face ever*
    Mark: yeah i'll listen

  • @RickAstley-qd8bn
    @RickAstley-qd8bn Год назад +725

    Favorite part was when Mark walked into the room and saw his sister's corpse in half on the floor, and was just like: "OH, RIGHT. THE BEAR TRAP. WhOOPS."

  • @notimportant3082
    @notimportant3082 3 года назад +9335

    “I should run, This one of the moment in movies and people don’t run, and instead I turn the lights out”
    How mark play horror games summed up in 1 sentence.

    • @LudoCoach
      @LudoCoach 3 года назад +9

      @YeaMan and and I have been busy so please forgive me and enjoy the video

    • @InnerRise
      @InnerRise 3 года назад +9

      @Egg Muffin
      I signed a DNR IN THE MIDDLE of trying to read it just in case I didnt make it

    • @ashleyr6809
      @ashleyr6809 3 года назад +8

      I read your comment just as Mark was saying it. 😄

    • @FirstnameLastname-rm1mu
      @FirstnameLastname-rm1mu 3 года назад +3

      Huh?

    • @hadley.05
      @hadley.05 3 года назад

      You mean "MoMENt 😅🤣

  • @stampster4067
    @stampster4067 3 года назад +7029

    "Mommy want some milk?" *mother rises from death* "Yes, darling."

    • @QuokkaWaka
      @QuokkaWaka 3 года назад +359

      Death is temporary.
      Milk is eternal.

    • @stampster4067
      @stampster4067 3 года назад +108

      Long live milk.

    • @LuperisNone
      @LuperisNone 3 года назад +113

      I NEED MY CALCIUM!

    • @2milk867
      @2milk867 3 года назад +56

      @@LuperisNone Here i am, sire.

    • @LuperisNone
      @LuperisNone 3 года назад +40

      @@2milk867, OH! THANK YOU! I wish I BLED MILK! I shall erect an ice cream dome for you! I shall make CHEESE in places man has never made CHEESE before! I shall breed cows like noone has ever bred before!

  • @thomaslarkin3307
    @thomaslarkin3307 3 года назад +11883

    It's funny because dropping the bowling ball doesn't make the chandelier drop. He just happened to drop it at the exact second it was going to fall.

    • @KingDetonation
      @KingDetonation 3 года назад +948

      That timing was incredible *chef's kiss*

    • @cyan6579
      @cyan6579 3 года назад +185

      Oh i think your right lol

    • @Nephilvan
      @Nephilvan 3 года назад +1216

      Just like throwing the milk on the mom to "revive" her. His timing is crazy...

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs 3 года назад +40

      Yes

    • @enclavesoldier8417
      @enclavesoldier8417 3 года назад +65

      time has no meaning in games cus in fallout new vages the best game ever made speaking halts all of reality

  • @arynnbeefox3014
    @arynnbeefox3014 Год назад +270

    it's basically tradition for me at this point to rewatch this series whenever i start another big art project. mark's voice makes for great background noise

    • @joaojonito3764
      @joaojonito3764 8 месяцев назад +4

      Fr

    • @KiaranLyxeOfficial
      @KiaranLyxeOfficial 8 месяцев назад +10

      I know right? I'll be doing schoolwork and instead of putting on music I'll just put Markiplier on in my headphones. I'm homeschooled by the way.

    • @Loverluliz
      @Loverluliz 7 месяцев назад

      that and the music does it for me!

    • @naan000
      @naan000 5 месяцев назад

      I've got a graded assignment due in less than 2 days and I've got this as company :D

  • @RavenKnight638
    @RavenKnight638 3 года назад +3986

    Mark: “Mom you want some milk?”
    Gets executed horribly.
    Me: “I’ll take that as a solid maybe.”

    • @shiryogames765
      @shiryogames765 3 года назад +111

      Nah, bro, that's a liquid.

    • @RavenKnight638
      @RavenKnight638 3 года назад +50

      @@shiryogames765 😂😂😂😂 I hate this so much but at the same time that was so clever. Touché and well played

    • @krittikapaul355
      @krittikapaul355 3 года назад +4

      @@shiryogames765 absolutely amazing

    • @xavizd.8904
      @xavizd.8904 3 года назад +5

      _A witty point by Shiryo games there..._

    • @scottadams6607
      @scottadams6607 3 года назад +1

      when in vid is that

  • @thomasmacdonough288
    @thomasmacdonough288 3 года назад +3225

    -Mark has bucket to pick up water
    "Sorry mom, I'm doing this as a preventative measure"
    *Cuts her in half instead*

    • @wannabechef7946
      @wannabechef7946 3 года назад +24

      Love your pfp

    • @alexmicurin1314
      @alexmicurin1314 3 года назад +7

      Gj you have eyes

    • @BigBroccoli_
      @BigBroccoli_ 3 года назад +9

      @@alexmicurin1314 What you all mad about?

    • @iamyul3498
      @iamyul3498 3 года назад +5

      @@BigBroccoli_ some people can't take obvious jokes

    • @Willowisp927
      @Willowisp927 3 года назад +2

      @@iamyul3498 Some people think those really original jokes are funny lol.

  • @cara_macchi
    @cara_macchi 3 года назад +7904

    Child: dies tragically
    Shadow: *cha cha real smooth*

    • @lockofthesamurai4317
      @lockofthesamurai4317 3 года назад +93

      Why yes.

    • @dinogamer3297
      @dinogamer3297 3 года назад +277

      You dont SLIDE TO THE LEFT SLIDE TO THE RIGHT when you see children die?

    • @doxasnike4789
      @doxasnike4789 3 года назад +153

      @@dinogamer3297 take it back now y’all

    • @ujotony
      @ujotony 3 года назад +36

      @@dinogamer3297 YES, dance on the dead children

    • @dinogamer3297
      @dinogamer3297 3 года назад +20

      @@ujotony lol

  • @salted_and_sweet
    @salted_and_sweet Год назад +493

    20:29 “Protect your sister. Make her feel safe.”
    5 seconds later: 💀

  • @pakalupapito5578
    @pakalupapito5578 3 года назад +6456

    I love that the woman in the window just watches you, extends her neck, and then just goes "hi, I just smelled blood and thought something happened" like it's just a normal conversation

  • @whatsyouropiniononsawblades
    @whatsyouropiniononsawblades 3 года назад +2824

    It’s funny how mark doesn’t realise the bad stuff only happened when the lights went off.
    Here’s a tip keep the lights on, it can keep away specific threats

    • @Shythalia
      @Shythalia 3 года назад +152

      Why does he even turn the lights off anyway? Seems pointless. xD Maybe just an impulse?

    • @tetronadionoxide5275
      @tetronadionoxide5275 3 года назад +160

      really because when ever that invisible dude walks into each room and Mark walks in after is when i see the bad things happen
      i might be wrong but if mark can get all the things before the invisible dude walks into each room then he might be able to do something to save the family
      tis but a thought and a theory pay no mind my rambles

    • @constantly_nerfed
      @constantly_nerfed 3 года назад +91

      The lights turn off eventually anyways, even if you keep them on the whole time

    • @mugger12321
      @mugger12321 3 года назад +26

      Saw blades are pretty cool. When compared to thorn vines which may not be nail jumped off of they perrty niiice. Lovely sound too!

    • @hollowtrappedinaelevator320
      @hollowtrappedinaelevator320 3 года назад +12

      I have PTSD from saw blades

  • @Casedilla73
    @Casedilla73 3 года назад +4159

    “You dancing on my corpse? What kinda douchebag move is that?”
    The teabag, Mark.

  • @cleverusername6526
    @cleverusername6526 Год назад +530

    i like how most of the characters are disgusted by the rubber duck for seemingly no reason

    • @pieceofshoot
      @pieceofshoot 10 месяцев назад +2

      why please why i smell ot

    • @tyrahughes472
      @tyrahughes472 7 месяцев назад +16

      because its not from the HOUSE

    • @moaxiom4893
      @moaxiom4893 5 месяцев назад +3

      Rubber ducky plotting big time

  • @victoriabirney5654
    @victoriabirney5654 3 года назад +3794

    This game feels a lot like intrusive thoughts actually happening instead of just being in your head.

  • @newbaggett
    @newbaggett 3 года назад +6005

    "She need sum melk!"
    **Mom revives**
    "OH NO SHE DOESN'T!"

    • @bobthepancake2870
      @bobthepancake2870 3 года назад +174

      @@technoraver99 Here’s another idea for a better planet:
      Don’t be a spammy asshole in a comment section saying completely irrelevant stuff

    • @butteredcornfr
      @butteredcornfr 3 года назад +23

      @@technoraver99 ok lol

    • @honeybunny3365
      @honeybunny3365 3 года назад +50

      @@technoraver99 I'm not gonna read your novel

    • @AGuyNamedNav
      @AGuyNamedNav 3 года назад +3

      Glad to know that my ears are working.

    • @155chipmunkz
      @155chipmunkz 3 года назад +4

      That's some shifty ass milk.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +20104

    Mark: "Don't die over spilled milk"
    I can't believe he came up with something that clever in a split second

    • @mcguffer1026
      @mcguffer1026 3 года назад +344

      I’ve seen you on like seven different videos now

    • @theeveningswan6469
      @theeveningswan6469 3 года назад +419

      seriously is your life just commenting on videos

    • @Watashi.star4
      @Watashi.star4 3 года назад +168

      Bruh i see you EVERYWHERE 😭😭😭

    • @theorsimer
      @theorsimer 3 года назад +158

      He's a witty man, that Markiplier fellow

    • @Alaric696
      @Alaric696 3 года назад +68

      What type of milk i wonder...

  • @Jaekolopterus
    @Jaekolopterus 6 месяцев назад +36

    I SO BADLY need this Game to have a fandom

  • @pineapplejello3664
    @pineapplejello3664 3 года назад +4678

    Fun fact: the song the sister is playing on the piano is from a Japanese horror/comedy movie called "House". The movie is absolutely hilarious and I definitely recommend seeing it

    • @captaineo5821
      @captaineo5821 3 года назад +105

      i'm so glad that someone recognized this before i did

    • @sstar339
      @sstar339 3 года назад +59

      So... is it like, scary-scary? Like, jumpscares and stuff?

    • @wesleylara5136
      @wesleylara5136 3 года назад +68

      @@sstar339 Mostly really funny and bizarre. Great film! It's on HBO Max and Criterion Channel!

    • @sstar339
      @sstar339 3 года назад +33

      @@wesleylara5136 Sounds like it's worth a watch! I'll definitely be adding it to my list. Thank you

    • @tomascaldon1332
      @tomascaldon1332 3 года назад +128

      Hausu is one of the most insane and fucking bizarre movies I've ever seen. Excellent stuff. So much fun. Also, that little piano piece was later sampled in 'Welcome to the Black Parade'.

  • @Mabra51
    @Mabra51 3 года назад +7659

    "I don't want to kill my sister" he says while he intentionally leaves a beartrap in her path.

    • @MAX_DJM
      @MAX_DJM 3 года назад +65

      TRUEEEEE

    • @stevie_spidey467
      @stevie_spidey467 3 года назад +25

      Leaves*

    • @fuzzychunkymunky2858
      @fuzzychunkymunky2858 3 года назад +79

      I don't think he connected the bear trap to the sisters path to the piano

    • @R34PR_
      @R34PR_ 2 года назад +25

      Bear traps aren't killing tools. They are injuring and trapping tools. He will only wound her and maybe bleed her out for a while.

    • @dixonguy
      @dixonguy 2 года назад +11

      Omori flashbacks

  • @izekmon6854
    @izekmon6854 3 года назад +1165

    Killer: Any last words?
    Mark: GUH HYUK

    • @JaidenConnors
      @JaidenConnors 3 года назад +28

      Killer: u-um... i'm sorry, what? Mark: GUH HYUK!! Killer: i-i don't,- mark: GUH HYUUK!! Killer: ok that's it! *shoots mark. I don't know why i made this a whole story joke.

    • @mihaivergelea26
      @mihaivergelea26 3 года назад +10

      A HYEUG

    • @thecurseddonutpanda664
      @thecurseddonutpanda664 3 года назад +3

      This is fine…

  • @Skippy839
    @Skippy839 Год назад +71

    Mark: **spills the milk on mom**
    Also Mark: “don’t die over spilled milk”

  • @theboogeyman2590
    @theboogeyman2590 3 года назад +3161

    “So was that me sleeping or was that me dreaming?”
    Mark, they’re pretty much the same.

    • @darthvidar-spiller5343
      @darthvidar-spiller5343 3 года назад +10

      Yeah, probably.

    • @Mizantrop__
      @Mizantrop__ 3 года назад +41

      When you sleep, you don't dream, but you can dream while sleeping, it is probably called dreaming.

    • @rykerstayton9577
      @rykerstayton9577 3 года назад +8

      Hah he's right, sleeping and dreaming are the same, otherwise you'd remember your past life.

    • @menub283
      @menub283 3 года назад +1

      Marenol

    • @x._Bunnyy_.x
      @x._Bunnyy_.x 3 года назад +1

      There not but either way he won't be awake

  • @curator3539
    @curator3539 3 года назад +3304

    I like that every time Mark figures out how to stop one tragedy another one happens

    • @TrionerExpeliozias
      @TrionerExpeliozias 2 года назад +23

      You're the guy who replies to every steam game 11 times

    • @abstract_alt
      @abstract_alt 2 года назад +29

      life be like

    • @queenza1240
      @queenza1240 2 года назад +2

      😂

    • @Cozy186
      @Cozy186 Год назад +3

      @@TrionerExpelioziaswhat

    • @TrionerExpeliozias
      @TrionerExpeliozias Год назад +1

      @@Cozy186 Honestly I have no Idea. Probably something to do with their username being curator

  • @katalinadickson1009
    @katalinadickson1009 3 года назад +4435

    Mark: "Want some water?"
    Sister: "Screams in terror"
    *goes into room* just kill me. I think I did something wrong

    • @elektr1x7881
      @elektr1x7881 3 года назад +111

      i think that was just a reference to that one episode of courage the cowardly dog where he finds a violin girl that screams and looks just like tabby's sister

    • @mili42069
      @mili42069 3 года назад +12

      just like real life

    • @Marble_Rye
      @Marble_Rye 2 года назад +8

      Chandelier: I don’t need this scream

    • @Fodnex
      @Fodnex Год назад +14

      Mark: "mum ya want some milk?
      Mom: "turns into a zombie and cuts his head off"
      That's what we call a family

    • @NormalMaximo
      @NormalMaximo Год назад +2

      @Leandro Memes 27:40

  • @Seaweed_Brain_3
    @Seaweed_Brain_3 Год назад +78

    “What the hell is that? Get it away from me!”
    “Ummm, no”
    *proceeds to chuck it at her*

  • @Titan.TheWolf
    @Titan.TheWolf 3 года назад +2013

    Thing: hey did you like my jumpscare?
    Mark: *Morphs into owl*.

  • @wazkalia
    @wazkalia 3 года назад +4410

    Mark: *sees mom on floor*
    Mark's brain: OH SHE NEEDS SOME M I L K

    • @hereforgames3549
      @hereforgames3549 3 года назад +32

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      Epic bro epic😂😂

    • @End3ren3rgy
      @End3ren3rgy 3 года назад +63

      Then she comes alive with the power of milk

    • @wazkalia
      @wazkalia 3 года назад +25

      Oh, y'all needed milk, huh?
      THANK Y'ALL FOR *OVER 1K* LIKES. THIS MADE MY DAY GOOD!!

    • @GMilkMan
      @GMilkMan 3 года назад +7

      I Approve of this message

    • @Kwacklet
      @Kwacklet 3 года назад +1

      What *m i l k* ?

  • @toastervan
    @toastervan 3 года назад +8306

    Mark: “You want a bowling ball on your nog?”
    Cat: * Fucking dies *
    Mark: * Surprised pikachu face *

    • @lotashiana
      @lotashiana 3 года назад +43

      @@EEEEEEEE E

    • @Srpman
      @Srpman 3 года назад +36

      E

    • @Srpman
      @Srpman 3 года назад +31

      @@EEEEEEEE E

    • @Srpman
      @Srpman 3 года назад +28

      @@EEEEEEEE E

    • @Srpman
      @Srpman 3 года назад +33

      At here 15:02

  • @tawkerrvr880
    @tawkerrvr880 11 месяцев назад +16

    5:01
    Mark: Mommy, want some milk?
    *gets decapitated

  • @darabhaqnazar3952
    @darabhaqnazar3952 3 года назад +4388

    This is basically "Dumb Ways to Die" Horror Edition

    • @lapislazuli06
      @lapislazuli06 3 года назад +65

      Hey have u heard of this old show called "1000 ways to die"? 😅

    • @mcn2975
      @mcn2975 3 года назад +36

      Damn, you made me remember the good old days. Their song is just a masterpiece

    • @hans9719
      @hans9719 3 года назад +28

      @@mcn2975 I remembere hearing it come from loud speakers in my elementary school, I think every teacher that agreed to let it play thought it was just a children's song (it played at a time where all students were told to go to a gym to demonstrate dances and stuff, but the song was just used as a waiting song, so basically every student sang to it, and the teachers were panicking, because of the words "dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die"). I'd say it was the best time of 3rd grade, me and my friends were laughing our asses off.

    • @LockonStratos08
      @LockonStratos08 3 года назад +5

      basically Higurashi When They Cry, 8bit edition

    • @Zodiac12355
      @Zodiac12355 3 года назад +6

      @@lapislazuli06 i watched it

  • @02protoman
    @02protoman 3 года назад +2940

    *Drops bowling ball
    Everything else in room: “And I took that personally”

    • @caitycat1328
      @caitycat1328 3 года назад +8

      😂👌🏼

    • @jasonwint2110
      @jasonwint2110 3 года назад +2

      @@caitycat1328 hi

    • @caitycat1328
      @caitycat1328 3 года назад +3

      @@jasonwint2110 hi😂

    • @melisma42
      @melisma42 3 года назад +3

      1.5k likes with only 3 replies? impossible.

    • @dooferfis
      @dooferfis 3 года назад +2

      Had me CACKLING 😂

  • @DigitalDevilKingOfficial
    @DigitalDevilKingOfficial 3 года назад +2537

    When the sister is sad and crying over her lost piano, try giving her the doll to cheer her up.

    • @thelikebutton7290
      @thelikebutton7290 3 года назад +57

      THANK YOU!

    • @ssunsspott
      @ssunsspott 3 года назад +31

      Definitely think the doll is key

    • @evangoodermote6247
      @evangoodermote6247 3 года назад +18

      the entire time i wa just screaming to try giveing her the doll

    • @AHnnssy
      @AHnnssy 3 года назад +6

      How long have you guys been watching Markiplier?

    • @evangoodermote6247
      @evangoodermote6247 3 года назад +10

      @@AHnnssy lol sence 2015 2016 ish. Im not an og nessisarily but like ive been watcjing for awhile

  • @AustinPerez00
    @AustinPerez00 Год назад +22

    Famous Last words😭😭 "There's nothing I hate more then sandwiches"

  • @timesphere5199
    @timesphere5199 3 года назад +4711

    Can we talk about how perfect mark poured the milk the exact time the mom woke up, that was suppose to be a natural event that took place but he made it seem like you had to pour milk, and same thing with dropping the Boling ball in the piano rool

  • @welon17
    @welon17 3 года назад +570

    Kills cat: Ohhhh, I'm sorry!
    Kills sister: Huh!? Oh well, that happened...

    • @penguin5907
      @penguin5907 3 года назад +42

      Well I mean cats are above siblings
      ( ⊙ - ⊙ )
      / | | \
      ! !

    • @lotus_flower2000
      @lotus_flower2000 3 года назад +21

      Cats are innocent.
      Sisters are the other hand
      ..

    • @hirojinwoo
      @hirojinwoo 3 года назад

      They’re pretty innocent.

    • @catofculture461
      @catofculture461 3 года назад

      gamers in a nutshell

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 года назад +9265

    I’m already enjoying this series.

    • @leahsanz7591
      @leahsanz7591 3 года назад +25

      Why a business guy come here for?

    • @sirenouir4250
      @sirenouir4250 3 года назад +64

      @@leahsanz7591 because entertainment

    • @Qwerty-vo8do
      @Qwerty-vo8do 3 года назад +32

      to promote his channel

    • @itzinky1506
      @itzinky1506 3 года назад +5

      Same

    • @cutecatcute1641
      @cutecatcute1641 3 года назад +4

      @@itzinky1506 heheh your 42 minutes before I comment

  • @wendigo8799
    @wendigo8799 Год назад +76

    Mark: "Surely I don't want to kill my sister
    Also Mark: *leaves bear trap open*

  • @SnacxAttac
    @SnacxAttac 3 года назад +5528

    Mark: “I don’t wanna hurt the cat and sister.”
    Also Mark: *leaves a rigged bear trap on the floor and drops bowling ball on cat*

    • @ScottyTheSoldierDolly
      @ScottyTheSoldierDolly 2 года назад

      :0 >:0

    • @sharons9787
      @sharons9787 2 года назад +31

      I agree of what you said, he has a good side and bad side in playing games

    • @hirosi
      @hirosi 2 года назад +8

      It's my life.

    • @alekseiplaying
      @alekseiplaying 2 года назад +5

      he didn't know you can take bear trap

    • @juliebergeron4364
      @juliebergeron4364 2 года назад +25

      He was devastated when he killed the cat
      I was too (Tʖ̯T)

  • @dragoncrystalz3541
    @dragoncrystalz3541 3 года назад +752

    Mark: *walks in piano room*
    Chandelier: *falls*
    Sister: *dead*
    Chandelier:
    and I took that personally

    • @dlmhdlmd
      @dlmhdlmd 3 года назад +2

      @@EEEEEEEE e 😧

    • @rbcodder1701
      @rbcodder1701 3 года назад +1

      Ahaha funny meme

    • @dragoncrystalz3541
      @dragoncrystalz3541 3 года назад +2

      Aw thx guys :’)

    • @AnAverageNerd
      @AnAverageNerd 3 года назад

      @Leon wooninck no its a timed event one of the candles is heating up the chandiler chain

    • @spark1400
      @spark1400 3 года назад +1

      Where's the joke?

  • @Minecraftkid-ms4fk
    @Minecraftkid-ms4fk 3 года назад +1281

    15:25
    "giant rat crashes through window"
    "eats entire top half"
    "starts fucking moonwalking"
    "doesn't elaborate"

    • @_eggtart_
      @_eggtart_ 3 года назад +26

      Let's see what kind of trouble he can get himself into

    • @citruscirrus5607
      @citruscirrus5607 3 года назад +24

      @@_eggtart_ Rats the rats we’re the rats

    • @vibrantnoir9859
      @vibrantnoir9859 3 года назад +9

      Nobody dares question the holy rat are you not loyal to your king?

  • @jessicabourne3399
    @jessicabourne3399 Год назад +12

    i constantly come back to this series bc of how good it is. need an updated version before i die fr

  • @LinksBetweenDrinks
    @LinksBetweenDrinks 2 года назад +2267

    Regular Person: "Maybe I have to save my family."
    Mark: "Maybe I have to die in every way possible."

  • @Jig_up
    @Jig_up 3 года назад +1685

    “There’s nothing I hate more than sandwiches”
    *dies*

    • @IcyBune
      @IcyBune 3 года назад +27

      that's why kids, you don't hate your sandwiches

    • @axl256gamesx7
      @axl256gamesx7 3 года назад +8

      @@IcyBune i love sandwiches, these comments made me hungry, is lunchtime already :D

    • @hauntakatt
      @hauntakatt 3 года назад +5

      …Yeah, I love sandwiches..!

    • @sleepdeprivedidiot4Life
      @sleepdeprivedidiot4Life 3 года назад +8

      ... wait if i hate sandwiches i die?
      then i hate sandwiches

    • @bencheeseman3987
      @bencheeseman3987 3 года назад +5

      "Top 10 instant karma moments"

  • @Arkylie
    @Arkylie 3 года назад +6725

    Mark: *realizes that milk and cat go together*
    *realizes he can kill the cat*
    *realizes the cat hides a key*
    *completely forgets about possibly using milk on cat, instead repeatedly murders cat to get key*

  • @madalxs
    @madalxs 2 года назад +45

    13:08 I THOUGHT THE FKN DOLL STARTED CRYING LMFAOAOOOOOAOA

    • @dusk3971
      @dusk3971 Год назад +6

      I thought the fucking doll started crying laughing my fucking ass off ass off off off off off ass off ass

    • @etps4444
      @etps4444 5 месяцев назад

      LOL!!

  • @Cloudy-iw8ko
    @Cloudy-iw8ko 2 года назад +2681

    Mark: *Simply drops a bawling ball*
    The chandelier: "Ok boys, that's the signal"

  • @imliterallyRyanGosling2049
    @imliterallyRyanGosling2049 3 года назад +674

    Quote of the year:
    *Dont Die Over Spilled Milk*
    -Markiplier

  • @casadilla111
    @casadilla111 3 года назад +6580

    Mark: “Hey mom, you want some milk?”
    Mom: “So anyway, I took that personally…”

    • @brianblackburn5018
      @brianblackburn5018 3 года назад +139

      So anyway I took that person

    • @engineergaming6557
      @engineergaming6557 3 года назад +22

      @@brianblackburn5018 Lol

    • @yoinkorboink7611
      @yoinkorboink7611 3 года назад +18

      @@brianblackburn5018 i think everyone will take that personally lmao

    • @brianblackburn5018
      @brianblackburn5018 3 года назад +7

      @@yoinkorboink7611 I know I just decided to make the comment much more morbid

    • @yoinkorboink7611
      @yoinkorboink7611 3 года назад +4

      @@brianblackburn5018 oh lol sorry i meant the comment to seem lighter reading mu comment now it seems to serious

  • @itsacanoneventchat
    @itsacanoneventchat Год назад +26

    “Maybe we can have frog legs for dinner!”
    Mark: disturbed

  • @darrendavies5704
    @darrendavies5704 3 года назад +2500

    Toilet monster: *eats Tabby*
    Markiplier: *Scared elephant noises*

    • @melisma42
      @melisma42 3 года назад +26

      More like *scared grandma dying noises*

    • @shrekmug3253
      @shrekmug3253 3 года назад +11

      More like scared gorilla noises

    • @joon7854
      @joon7854 3 года назад +7

      Was that the bite od 87?

    • @Gamerkid-ce5io
      @Gamerkid-ce5io 3 года назад +3

      He went OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH

    • @latex6494
      @latex6494 3 года назад +1

      Here for ppl who wanna see
      1:40
      Toilet monster: *eats tabby*
      mark: “OH, OH, OH, OH!! “

  • @gronkus4443
    @gronkus4443 3 года назад +2948

    Kills cat: OHH NOOO IM HORRIBLE!!!!
    Kills little girl: Oh whoops

    • @generalfloppa5798
      @generalfloppa5798 3 года назад +173

      One is a horrible crime and you deserve a life sentence if you do so
      The other is killing a child

    • @violetrose8268
      @violetrose8268 3 года назад +88

      This shows that animals really are more precious

    • @ColaCat2001
      @ColaCat2001 3 года назад +14

      me lmao

    • @dibot4133
      @dibot4133 3 года назад +6

      @@generalfloppa5798 we all thought it was killing the girl for the first part

    • @bullet6140
      @bullet6140 3 года назад +5

      @@dibot4133 No we didn't

  • @august6316
    @august6316 3 года назад +522

    Mark: "I certainly don't want to kill my sister."
    also Mark: *lays bear trap*

    • @samuelramirez4985
      @samuelramirez4985 3 года назад

      You have been smited

    • @pkpparton5526
      @pkpparton5526 3 года назад +1

      No, no, "Mark" just had a "bowling ball" and it "slipped" on the "floor" "accidentally"
      (You're gonna blow his cover again!)...

  • @itsnotanobsessioniswear
    @itsnotanobsessioniswear Год назад +127

    Mark offering people ducks is literally me trying to interact with nerotypical people.

  • @phifuru
    @phifuru 3 года назад +293

    "Daddy's home" probably freaked me the most out in all 33 minutes of this video

    • @ElMatero6
      @ElMatero6 3 года назад +2

      Hey he brought you back!

    • @shugeetunner9208
      @shugeetunner9208 3 года назад

      I mean if he geting all the ending then your going to see it 3-6 times give or take all the rest of the deaths from em

  • @shaggy2d0pe__
    @shaggy2d0pe__ 3 года назад +1811

    •sister literally dead•
    mark: you want a *sammich*

  • @Johnboy3641
    @Johnboy3641 3 года назад +1662

    Mark: "Want a bowling ball on your nog?"
    *drops ball, kills cat*
    Mark: *Instant regret*

  • @mimicmemento
    @mimicmemento 8 месяцев назад +6

    I personally love this series. something about the nonchalant piano music playing despite the dark tones of the game's story, which isn't even presented much like a normal story would be, but mostly for the player to determine from context clues- I'm curious if anyone else returns to this series once in awhile, even if it's not from the same things that bring me back lol

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 года назад +750

    Mom: *nails boards onto a door*
    Mark: "This is moderately unsettling. I am partially perturbed"

    • @gdepicnub2003
      @gdepicnub2003 3 года назад +12

      @Bruh Bruh ok 1.13 subs keep dreaming

    • @twentycharacterslong2724
      @twentycharacterslong2724 3 года назад +4

      3:00

    • @thebutterscotchkid2481
      @thebutterscotchkid2481 3 года назад +5

      Sigh...RUclips's getting plagued with idiotic spamming robots right now.
      They don't have feeling, just ignore them and don't interact with them.

    • @RespawnJupiter
      @RespawnJupiter 3 года назад

      @Bruh Bruh Is this a bot or just a horrible person in general?

    • @RespawnJupiter
      @RespawnJupiter 3 года назад

      @YeaMan you have 1 sub 😐 Imagine.

  • @jamiet5120
    @jamiet5120 3 года назад +2323

    The game's Soundtrack makes me weirdly nostalgic, Like as if I was back playing Minecraft when it first came out

    • @hotarutoshihiro4521
      @hotarutoshihiro4521 3 года назад +59

      Strangely accurate

    • @sleepsey
      @sleepsey 3 года назад +70

      DUDE this is so accurate it literally sounds like playing minecraft for the first time

    • @jamiet5120
      @jamiet5120 3 года назад +18

      @@sleepsey Right?? It's so weird, Sounds nice tho

    • @tia7879
      @tia7879 3 года назад +10

      oh my god yes

    • @Cloudburst7
      @Cloudburst7 3 года назад +4

      Remember Alfa mc?

  • @YedanZa
    @YedanZa 3 года назад +281

    "NO LIGHT-SWITCH RAVES!" Wow..... The nostalgia ...

    • @guey17682
      @guey17682 3 года назад +4

      Ah yes I remember strongbad

    • @SireSmitty
      @SireSmitty 3 года назад

      Strongbad approved

    • @captainairhog3909
      @captainairhog3909 3 года назад +1

      @@SireSmitty actually The Cheat approved, Strongbad disapproved!

  • @Endycat1
    @Endycat1 Год назад +18

    Mark: *pours milk directly on top of cat
    Cat: this rug tastes delicious

  • @adonisknight4245
    @adonisknight4245 2 года назад +2485

    Markiplier is blessed with the gift of comedic timing, even in video games.

    • @Trainboyz1.
      @Trainboyz1. Год назад +7

      i was going to like this but i saw the number

    • @JustDEV1
      @JustDEV1 Год назад +1

      Mark, YOU HAVENT FINISHED ONE SHOT, PLEASE, PLEASE FINISH IT, PLEASEE ONE SHOT

    • @JustDEV1
      @JustDEV1 Год назад +3

      Also nice comment

    • @victoriatran7098
      @victoriatran7098 Год назад +9

      1:41 was that the bite of 87?!

    • @kinoko_draws
      @kinoko_draws Год назад +2

      Oh hey a letter!! I have friends :D
      Oh, that’s not a letter, that’s a threat D:

  • @Arkylie
    @Arkylie 3 года назад +2062

    Neck Lady: "Your sister needs you to protect her, make her feel safe."
    *goes to find sister*
    *sister is dead*
    Well. Um. This is awkward.

    • @theraditiabrothers9879
      @theraditiabrothers9879 3 года назад +7

      I like how u get hundred of likes but zero comments :)

    • @midomnour
      @midomnour 3 года назад +3

      @@theraditiabrothers9879 now two

    • @oninaintallat
      @oninaintallat 3 года назад +1

      @@midomnour now three

    • @lienomzekon4763
      @lienomzekon4763 3 года назад

      now 4 hope you get more comments

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 3 года назад +1

      So, does this mean dinner is on her sister? Literally her sister?

  • @patricksmith6680
    @patricksmith6680 3 года назад +287

    I love how, despite everything that had happened, Mark is shocked when you can kill the cat.

    • @mad_huntress_8796
      @mad_huntress_8796 3 года назад +1

      I almost cried tears of joy when I saw you could save the cat

  • @staariaatt
    @staariaatt 3 месяца назад +3

    hey Mark, I know you won't get to read this but I just wanted to let you know
    I come back to this video and watch it when I'm going through some tough times, this video and others but mainly this one now
    and you never fail to make me happy again, and you have done for 8/9 years now with your entire channel, and I appreciate everything you put into your RUclips content. you always make me feel better no matter what I'm going through, from moving countries, starting high-school, finishing high-school and now to job problems
    I love your content Mark and I appreciate you so much, I wish you well ❤

  • @haander3586
    @haander3586 3 года назад +713

    The moment something happens in the game
    Nobody:
    Markplier: HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

    • @wcfranklinjr1997
      @wcfranklinjr1997 3 года назад +6

      Gotta make that dramatic noise

    • @animationspace8550
      @animationspace8550 3 года назад +9

      Mark: Become owl

    • @operagxsmom7575
      @operagxsmom7575 3 года назад +3

      *Maybe he is the santa!*

    • @possums154
      @possums154 3 года назад

      I thought of that starkid blooper reel where Joey forgot his line and just said "ho ho ho ho ho hohohohoho ha"

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 3 года назад +8563

    You can tell it’s a horror game from the title already.

    • @fadi172
      @fadi172 3 года назад +20

      Verified

    • @keleee
      @keleee 3 года назад +107

      actually not really, the title can be used for non horror like dumb ways to die

    • @shan4289
      @shan4289 3 года назад +25

      @@keleee sandwich

    • @234o93
      @234o93 3 года назад +21

      Im very sick of you

    • @GRtogetaBIC
      @GRtogetaBIC 3 года назад +21

      To be honest 1001 ways to die sounds more like a title he would use in a Pogostuck video

  • @thenotsoemogod5185
    @thenotsoemogod5185 3 года назад +928

    “Keep an eye on her, make her feel safe”
    *runs to sister with a sandwich
    *sees her dead
    “You want a sandwich???”

  • @Wooden_Blok
    @Wooden_Blok 9 месяцев назад +7

    I love this game, the blood, the pain, the death, the souls screaming for help, everything.

  • @timothymckane6362
    @timothymckane6362 3 года назад +617

    "Don't cry over spilled milk?" NO.
    "Don't die over spilled milk?" YES!

  • @Belzabond
    @Belzabond 3 года назад +229

    At the beginning of horror games when it says hold shift to sprint, that just makes me more anxious than I already am because I know I have to run from something

    • @ragingshadow1090
      @ragingshadow1090 3 года назад +9

      And you don't know when so you gotta keep a finger on it just in case

  • @decalcomani1169
    @decalcomani1169 2 года назад +796

    mark saying “mom this is a preventative” then brutally murdering her has me dead

  • @LineOfThy
    @LineOfThy Год назад +3

    You don't know how much I was begging for mark to just drop the bowling ball on the carpet

  • @vvbobateavv3398
    @vvbobateavv3398 3 года назад +449

    "Just kill me cause I think I did something wrong" mood

    • @dave36943
      @dave36943 3 года назад

      Lmao (but also ouch)

    • @Byslie
      @Byslie 3 года назад

      True

  • @r00b27
    @r00b27 3 года назад +361

    "Don't die over spilled milk"
    I don't recommend dying over anything.

  • @BaalDisciple
    @BaalDisciple 3 года назад +441

    “Sandwich for my sis?- oh…”
    Just caught me off guard 😂

    • @grimreaper2680
      @grimreaper2680 3 года назад +9

      Yeah the comedic timing on that was impeccable.

  • @annabelledones2419
    @annabelledones2419 Год назад +7

    Im just gonna keep rewatching this cause this is actually the first horror game that i rewatch alot

    • @shiftygernade42069
      @shiftygernade42069 Год назад +1

      I Fr love you Fr this, this is like the 5th time I re-watched Markiplier’s series but I do wish he did the DLC

    • @annabelledones2419
      @annabelledones2419 Год назад

      Same

  • @ghost-facedhindu4275
    @ghost-facedhindu4275 3 года назад +963

    "Why are you... nailing... Mom?" - Markiplier, July 2021.

    • @kigamusic9900
      @kigamusic9900 3 года назад +30

      it would make sense if he was talking to dad

    • @femboyeggy8947
      @femboyeggy8947 3 года назад +3

      Time stamp?

    • @blockade4961
      @blockade4961 3 года назад +7

      @@femboyeggy8947 at 2:37

    • @nisargshah5470
      @nisargshah5470 3 года назад +2

      "What do you say about sleeping at a friend's house tonight" literally next sentence

    • @155chipmunkz
      @155chipmunkz 3 года назад

      Haha Jonathan you are nailing my mother.

  • @The73MPL4R
    @The73MPL4R 3 года назад +684

    Mark: *watches a child get decapitated by her own mother*
    "This game is delightful."

  • @dragonkyng
    @dragonkyng 3 года назад +564

    “Achievement Unlocked: Liquid Courage”
    I see what you did there

    • @calebwoodhouse2777
      @calebwoodhouse2777 3 года назад +10

      I've seen a lot of pfps like that, are they from an app or what?

    • @luciferswaltz
      @luciferswaltz 3 года назад +16

      @@calebwoodhouse2777 sorta but not really , its on a dress up-esque game site called picrew !! just look that name up n ull find lots of things like this person's pfp

    • @JUN0100
      @JUN0100 3 года назад +4

      @@calebwoodhouse2777 it's a character maker on picrew(look it up on Google), this specific one is made by sangled (they have a RUclips channel!)

    • @cugsly
      @cugsly 3 года назад +3

      I do love me a courage the cowardly dog reference!

    • @jeea_1312
      @jeea_1312 3 года назад

      @@calebwoodhouse2777 they are from picrew, it’s really fun

  • @lachness384
    @lachness384 Месяц назад +1

    Anyone else coming back to rewatch this series? I find this game strangely calming in a way, though, I think it’s just the music. (And Marks commentary ofc)

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina 3 года назад +271

    15:33 A Big Rat Monster: *(ate half of a little girl’s body)*
    *PROCEEDS TO MOONWALK*

  • @Soul93Taker
    @Soul93Taker 3 года назад +420

    27:43 i think that's a nod to Courage the Cowardly dog: there's an episode where he goes to a building and every door he tries shows a monster or something horrifying except for one where he finds a girl playing the piano; Courage looks relieved for a moment and then the girl turns around and her face is monstrous in a similar manner to this girl.

    • @capt.leviathan5993
      @capt.leviathan5993 3 года назад +25

      BRO YEAH

    • @Cybrian89
      @Cybrian89 3 года назад +60

      Mark got "Liquid Courage" achivement (look at top left corner of the screen). You're 100% right.

    • @V8Arwing92
      @V8Arwing92 3 года назад +21

      HOLY CRAP I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT
      The first time I saw it was at 10pm one night when I was like 8, full volume, needless to say I never slept that night

    • @RalseiSmokerOfBlunts
      @RalseiSmokerOfBlunts 3 года назад +11

      That cartoon was my childhood I miss watching it

    • @jsproduction3839
      @jsproduction3839 3 года назад +8

      YES! I was searching for a comment that picked it up

  • @immageek8387
    @immageek8387 3 года назад +1230

    *Sister gets crushed by chandelier*
    No one:
    Me: "She's not depressed she's compressed."

    • @jinny9844
      @jinny9844 3 года назад +20

      Squished sounds a lot more pleasent than crushed to death

    • @memepool22
      @memepool22 3 года назад +5

      Could her sister BE MORE squished?

    • @iandominiclagman7546
      @iandominiclagman7546 3 года назад +1

      He's not that fat

    • @idiotsandwich7528
      @idiotsandwich7528 3 года назад

      @@jinny9844 pg 13

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 3 года назад +2

      Chandelier *
      Who is Chandler? Also, no one cares.

  • @Morning_Star_Productions
    @Morning_Star_Productions 2 года назад +6

    After watching this a few time I realized something. In order to not die you have to observe little changes in your environment down to minute details like the dad’s photo disappearing or the spike rug that wasn’t there before, I think that’s cool

  • @okno3356
    @okno3356 3 года назад +2036

    Markiplier: Sees a girl come out of the toilet;
    "So, i evolved backwards"

  • @ultimatehawkeyefangirl
    @ultimatehawkeyefangirl 3 года назад +503

    The thing that makes this really horrifying was the cat murder

    • @Glace_cakes
      @Glace_cakes 3 года назад +8

      Thank u for telling me now I can avoid this video

    • @Golden_Pig64
      @Golden_Pig64 3 года назад +8

      @@Glace_cakes well the cat death was actually a 'Press X To Die' move, so it's not like the game encourages it.

    • @RealNigga0190
      @RealNigga0190 3 года назад +5

      not the toilet, the rug, ghost, corner monster, daddy coming back into her life? That last one was especially horrying. who'd a thunk daddy would finally come back home and only to kill her.

    • @stampster4067
      @stampster4067 3 года назад +2

      may the cat rest in pieces.

    • @bucketofbread345
      @bucketofbread345 3 года назад +1

      Then again the cat comes back pet cemetery style and just murders you
      (Also killing the cat is a bad move as it's basically death)

  • @TechView395
    @TechView395 3 года назад +241

    Sister: *Dies and leaves mark in shock*
    Cat: *casually strolling by*

  • @Skittle_TheCatOfficial
    @Skittle_TheCatOfficial Год назад +2

    3:14 CA HAT
    7:58 maybe because you stEPPED INTO A F*&$ING BEARTRAP, MARK.
    10:41 duck
    10:52 he’s doing the default dance on your dead body 😝
    12:22 if there was no blood there, *dirty mind activated*
    15:02 NOT THE CAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
    24:25 me at 3am looking for snacks: (Me in the corner, and Tabby was the snack.)

  • @JonahMcD
    @JonahMcD 3 года назад +751

    Mark looking at his sister’s dead body with a sandwich in his hands: Uhh…you wanna sammich?

  • @greymurphy9314
    @greymurphy9314 2 года назад +319

    17:44 I absolutely love the animation of this game. Out of all the pixilated games I have seen, the attention here to give a bouncy flowing run animation, even with the dolls limbs flopping with each bounding bounce. *muah* Chef's Kiss.

    • @AshHatesKetchup
      @AshHatesKetchup Год назад +9

      It really is beautiful. As someone who wants to get into animation this is a really cool piece to study tbh, even if it’s a little gruesome haha

    • @AveryHD_06
      @AveryHD_06 Год назад +2

      I love everything about this game. It's peaceful and terrifying at the same time, and all while having the smoothest pixelated animation I've ever seen. Chefs kiss indeed.

  • @DocDocGoose15
    @DocDocGoose15 2 года назад +847

    Mark: "You wanna bowling ball on your nog?"
    Also Mark: Is shocked when the bowling ball kills the cat

    • @obsidian_MANiCA
      @obsidian_MANiCA Год назад +8

      Honestly, what did he expect

    • @Catalos693
      @Catalos693 Год назад +16

      @@obsidian_MANiCA he may be used to games that don't allow cats to die

  • @exotic3580
    @exotic3580 Год назад +2

    him accidentally killing the cat and instantly regretting that was hilarious oomg💀

  • @ollieno971
    @ollieno971 3 года назад +493

    I love the way the main character walks. She’s so cute

    • @userunknown9947
      @userunknown9947 3 года назад +8

      but look at the way she dies,i mean what did the developer think when animating and scripting a little girl like her getting killed like that

    • @crazylegs299
      @crazylegs299 3 года назад +23

      Those floppy sleeves

    • @angel-hu3bp
      @angel-hu3bp 3 года назад +9

      @@crazylegs299 they're so cute

    • @yukinezx342
      @yukinezx342 3 года назад +3

      She makes me think about knd kids next door kuki aka number 3

    • @kingofbirds
      @kingofbirds 3 года назад

      ikr theyre absolutely adorable-

  • @jownr2523
    @jownr2523 3 года назад +941

    The sister: *Gets pancaked by a chandelier*
    Mark: "do... do you want a samich...?😳"

    • @Ituber671
      @Ituber671 3 года назад +21

      Dead sister:y…you son o..of a bitc……..

    • @kollington2380
      @kollington2380 3 года назад

      We have ears

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 3 года назад

      My reaction when someone is crying at me.. idk what to do but give food or answer the problem which is too blunt to say to someone crying

    • @sinjin4605
      @sinjin4605 3 года назад

      😂

    • @Blackjack_Blackhole
      @Blackjack_Blackhole 3 года назад

      @@kollington2380 do you have a stupid

  • @Thesweetembraceofvoid
    @Thesweetembraceofvoid 3 года назад +1058

    _“Sorry, channeled a little inner Ethan there for a sec.”_ - Markiplier 2021

    • @itsmenix9855
      @itsmenix9855 3 года назад +37

      *has war flashbacks to Unas Annus phonics video*

    • @slackolantern
      @slackolantern 3 года назад +4

      @@itsmenix9855 IT'S CIGAR!

    • @zoex8432
      @zoex8432 3 года назад +4

      @@itsmenix9855 ntbtp but its unus annus 😪 sm about spelling it as anus makes me laugh tm

    • @bluebaby4120
      @bluebaby4120 3 года назад

      Wait wait wait timestamp?

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 3 года назад +5

      @@bluebaby4120 somewhere between 15:00 and 21:30, I think? Just happened upon it and then saw this comment, holup.
      16:08, to be more accurate.

  • @KadenceMcquilliam-zr2pm
    @KadenceMcquilliam-zr2pm 9 месяцев назад +3

    "Was that me sleeping, or was that me dreaming?" ... Logic left the chat