Reacting To Weird Irish Sex Education From The 80s
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- Опубликовано: 28 апр 2020
- In Ireland we were never shown sex ed videos, which is why I was surprised to see that there was one from the 80s and boy..... it does not disappoint
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Like this video or Angela will say "slippery" again
Not again, please.
Oof
*May I ask why you DECIDED to watch this?!*
Never again
Y E S
“And then, he whips it out and busts a fat one”
-Angela, 1980
DashFlash 😂
Class
😂😂
Sophie Howard, she’s dead from having no d
omg I died laughing
You know when “Moist” Is considered a better term than what you said you’ve done something wrong
Got a moist john-willy
@@thecheeselord5943 XD
What slippery is worse?
Canadian Prime ministers said "moistly" on national television and instantly regretted it. You could see the look of shame on his face after he said it.
yeah but granted it's not that much better lmao
The most important thing about sex is WAP-
Worship and Prayer.
Angela gets it.
*STOP IM DEAD*
Fair enough
Amen. Lmao you just became my favorite comment 🤣
That goes along with BDSM. Bible discussion and study meeting. 🤣🤣🤣
Clever
I'm impressed that they actually described sexual intercourse, so that there could be no confusion for the kids learning about it. No nonsense about "a man and a woman share a special hug and a baby is made!" that leads to children thinking that they could get pregnant from a hug.
Lol but they did make it seem like a woman was required to be inseminated in order to “make love” or “make her husband feel loved”
Children shouldn't be learning about this at all until they are old enough to understand what the hell is going on 😅 like 12-13 years old.
@@pikathemimikyu6655, that's generally the age kids hit puberty and their bodies start to develop. That's why they're taught then.
@@pikathemimikyu6655 That is literally when they are taught this stuff. I'm 13 and my school started describing sex at around 11-12 years old.
@@pikathemimikyu6655 I first started learning in 5th grade, which is 10 and 11 years old. Kids can start having periods at that age and even if they don't they will know what they need to for in the nest few years when it does happen so they won't panic. That being said I know schools these days want to discuss things inappropriate for much younger kids long before they are ready so I get where you are coming from.
"What you describe is not sexual intercourse, what you describe is Amazon dropping off a package."
- Seán 2020
Not a sentence you hear everyday.
I died laughing when he said this. My ribs hurt!!
Whenever someone gives birth this is what I’m going to say XD
@@koi5569 Lmao
Favorite line in the whole video. rofl
A great quote from my polish catholic grandmother: when my dad asked, as a kid, "I know that the sperm goes in the egg that grows the baby, but how does the sperm get to the egg?" And my grandma replies, after deep thought, "nobody knows."
I SMELL BULLSHIT GRANNY!
jacksepticeye Seán I thought you people were made from potatoes
@@jacksepticeye everyone knows you grow kids like potatoes
@@jacksepticeye there was another instance where my baba (grandma in polish) was listening in on my bathtime when I was little and I was learning body parts and would say them as my parents were giving me a bath and she was just listening outside the door and then I (I was like four or something) went "VA-GI-NA!" and she LOST it with nervous laughter
Ah yes, Poland in its grace
Also it's babcia, baba is a quite vulgar way to call an old woman
Honestly Angela did a better job than I expected. I was expecting a LOT of fear mongering, but I’m glad she emphasized that it shouldn’t be unpleasant.
agree!!
Bro I started choking on my coffee when she said, " ThE Man FeeLS HiS PeNiS BecomE StRAigHt aNd HarD.."
Like I was chiilin in my room and I had to shout IM FINE like it was that baddddd ;(
I did it again :0
*omg I would probably do the same lol*
I am literally on that part right now😂😂🤣🤣
I damn near spit out my water
Jack explaining Sex to his kids be like:
" Right lads this talk won't take long at all at all it'll be grand and quick for ya so.. *its like a Relay Race* "
J Animates LMFAOOOOO I DIED
IM DEAD 🤣🤣🤣
Get it relay race back and four- never mind
Hahahaha my god
Oof XD
Jack: "I'm not a 12 year old, bell of maturity!"
Also Jack: Haha old lady say "slippery"
@MrFishy *ring ring*
@@CactusBootBuckle2 Hi welcome to the Bonnnerrr caasssttt- imsorry I couldn't help it lmfao
@@goomy1 I’m Jack here to help with all your boooonnnnerr questions!
@@goomy1 b-b-b-boooneeeeeeeeerrr!
@@ghostninja4834 In the immortal words of Shrek: "Nooo really?" 🙄
Jack: "Ireland has changed a lot since the 80's"
Also Jack: "This is about to get heavy, Imma go get a drink"
The go get a drink part is very Irish
@@oliversimpkins1207indeed😂
This is the most wholesome way I've ever seen sex explained educationally by a Christian- soft-spoken, generally informative, and no "you aren't supposed to enjoy it or you're going to hell"
“No angela. I’m a thirty year old man watching this.” You could see all the pride sucked right out of him right after the words had left his mouth
Yaassss
Im 15 im lmfao
I was straight-faced until he said that 🤣🤣🤣 completely lost it
He shouldn't even feel bad over it, he looks 21 😭
Jack: The Irish in the 80’s weren’t the best at expressing their feelings.
Also Jack: I broke my crushes ankle.
Lol, exactly 😂
I like how this comment is above jack
So things hadn't improved much in the 90s in this case lol
Or early 2000s I should say
Haley McBride you’re right
Me personally, I am part Christian but I feel like religion should have NOTHING to do with Sex Education, it needs to be purely scientific and not induce fear into people to control them
I am Christian too, but with everything I’ve learned over the years, religion slowly begins to seem like more of a way to threaten people to control them
Same, just without the Christian part.
@@Tixio_T You are familiar with history, are you not? The Crusades? The Crimean War? 9/11? WWII also had religious causations of conflict and genocide, as well as the sectarian conflicts in the Irish 1798 Rebellion and the 1916 Easter Rising.
I'm Christian. You teach a child when he or she is old enough to understand. Around the ages of 12-13. 11 at the lowest. That's what I believe, anyways.
Yeah religion should have no part in that education but back then it was everywhere, no escaping.
Honestly there were some good points about how the first time may be awkward and you should be able to laugh, it should be pleasurable and you should communicate with your partner if you’re uncomfortable
That being said, the imagery of a penis as a gas pump that just deposits sperm with no talk of pleasure or female orgasms was hilarious
I died when jack said: WHAT YOU DESCRIBED WAS NOT SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WHAT YOU DESCRIBED WAS AMAZON DROPPING OFF A PACKAGE
Coolcat278 same i was dying at that point 😂😂
ITS A GHOST
I mean, He's not wrong. They DO drop off some kind of package.
669😏
That killed me
John Krasinksi: does a whole prom for students who wouldn't have been able to.
Jack: gives the students a sex-ed class.
😂bro fr
Yeah...I couldn’t get a sex Ed class because of corona...so this was....well....I don’t even know.........I’m dead inside......
@@Cham0mile_T just remember the slippery part bro. You got it!!
Don't call me a hero!
@@Cham0mile_T Welcome american middle school health education class. (13-14 years old).
“Most Irish …lads figured it out from there friend and those friends figured it out watching sheep” I think it’s safe to assume OUR Irish lad was taught by sheep😂
Unironically good that they just describe it as it is, no BS, no shaming, which is more than you'd expect from a super religious resource about sexual intercourse.
12:40 women: "that wasn't painful at all"
the next 9+ months: "allow me to introduce myself"
probably should have taken the veggie tales route instead but no regrets
Lol
@@John_Halo 'Git gud!'
Welp, I'm the 666th like....
666...Catholicism...
Coencidence, I think not.
"He sticks it in, he takes it out and then" ad begins "Your business need an logo"
The timing of the ads tho
Its a docking in space...
LET’S PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
AN LOGO
In out in out. Go supersaiyan sex man! 🤣
I love how angela, after describing sex she says "no trouble." XD
I don't know why it's so funny to hear Sean say in a thick Irish accent " Are ya using johnnies are ya?! Ah fair play to ya!" It's just hilarious 🤣
"Irish people aren't the best at expressing their feelings"
Jack: *Breaks crushes ankle*
"I'll put all my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die."
“you made me fall for you and I’ll make you fall for me *breaks ankle* ”
HAHAHA
@@shurkeys419 yEs
*Cough cough* killing stalking *cough*
People: Moist is the most disturbing word
Angela: *Aight, bet.*
✨Slippery✨
✨at least she didn’t say **slimy✨**
@@RaphEnthusiast ✨ew✨
*Slippery slooppery* sliding the pp
SlIppErY
While this is extremely jank, it's surprisingly more informative than a lot of America's sex education.... and that's terrifying
"I know you're thinking, I'd never do that, that's awful!"
I'm pretty sure not a single person listened to Angela. The Irish genes are like a step below Genghis Khan's sploosh count.
*sploosh count*
I’m dead 🤣
Teachers: don’t laugh. You kids are so immature.
Sean:
GOOD LORD XDDD
That's how I am 😂😂😂
Lol
And then the parents found out that the teacher's were retarded. Calling a kid immature is like calling a man an animal or calling some one a pervert while they are watching porn and thinking thats a smart thing to say. Technicly your body dosent stop developing until you are 27 and under that age you are between a kid and a young adult.
saying kids are mature is like saying a dog is a cat. and i can say that because im a "kid"
Jack: *rings bell of maturity*
Angela: *_s l i p p e r y_*
Also Jack: *D Y I N G*
@@qqypuzrw Seán
i mean me too tho
Jack is his nickname, he applies to both. Jack is nickname for Seàn in Irish. So technically Seàn is his name but he gets called both
Christ HES DYING IS HE OKAY
@@PupperTiggle thats a good question
Imagine Jack being a health teacher and laughing uncontrollably because of this video, and you just sitting there wondering how babies are made😂
10:01
Jack: and then he does the hokey pokey and turns around.
Me: *laughing* then he runs away. 😂
I'm so sorry
Another title: Jack trying not to laugh for 18 minutes so he doesnt look like a 12 year old boy.
You try not to laugh when you find out the irish slang for penis is "mickey" •
I'm literally a 12 year old and I'm kinda giggling right now
@@ShitpostingJoJo funny, Micky is my nickname, so I'll remember that for sure 😂😂😂
I like the part where jack giggles.
@@shadezz19 So...all of it?
Imagine being named John Willy and then the sex Ed person goes. “Next we put our John Willy into it.”
LMAO!!!
John Willy's John Willy
John will either be happy or horrified.
Fire at will
At my old workplace we had an email from a guy named Richard Johnson...
This is actually a beautiful way to teach it though. She's gentle and kind and the way she's teaching out is what a good relationship should be
Angela: They tell each other their beautiful and everything like that.
Me: Yup, praise kinks do exist.
"I had no sex education."
Ah, yes, the true Catholic way.
It's a wild "aha" moment later on isn't it lmao.
@@seesawonezerotwosixonenine7154 It would have been had I not turned out asexual anyway. :p
My mom and dad sex education. “If a boy tell you to prove your love by giving him your virginity do not fall for that. Nobody who actually cares for you will do that. Use condom and pills. That’s all you need to know”. Thanks mom and dad. I was in my 20s when I learned girls have different wholes for penetration and to pee. Because my own anatomy was not explained by my parents, my evangelical school or catholic high school. Sex education is more than sex.
@@SwirlyPinwheel okay so I definitely replied to the wrong comment but hello fellow Ace 🖑
@@seesawonezerotwosixonenine7154 😂 Hello, friend! Well, I suppose I did have an "aha" moment, but it was more like: doodoodoo waiting for marriage and the right person...still waiting...stiiiill waiting...okay, something seems fishy here.
I cant get over her referring to pissing as "pass water"
Like yeah I piss fresh water, I can just drink it straight up
This was actually really lovely, she was really nice about it and didnt overly guilt the viewer over wanting to have sex before marriage
"Becoming slippery inside" why do I imagine the woman saying "jaysus be careful will ya, don't slip or nothing"
I read that in Jack's voice. I am both disturbed and giggling like a little bitch rn
@@fatalangel34 lmao same i-
When i heard that i couldn’t not think of the slippery when wet sign
I bet you cannot read this without saying it in a irish accent
Not really considering I am irish
Angela: maybe you laugh when hearing that because you are shy. Jack: no Angela, I’m a 30 year old. me:giggling like a little shit
Spongeboymebob same
Sex education in iran is basically:
"There are a lot of changes in human body in your age. You might feel emotional changes as well."
That's it.
Then we get to "Family management."
Wtf happens in between😂
I'm lucky my mom explained it to me thoroughly😂
Probably what my parents watched, they are half Iranian British
STOP THIS IS THE VIDEO THEY SHOWED US FOR MY SEX EDUCATION IN LIKE FUCKING 2016. THE INTRO ALONE GAVE ME FLASHBACKS
I like how she just stops at the sperm going in, doesn't even mention the way the egg is fertilized and then replicates and becomes a fetus which eventually becomes a child
God has made it pleasant feeling. But apparently Catholics aren’t allowed to make sex fun so are they saying they actively are ignoring God and making the thing he made fun not fun? Or, has evolution innately taught us that intercourse and furthering the species was meant to be enjoyable so that humans would go and do more of it.
Yes
No because Catholics don’t like science-
Caco You FOOL! I must be the ultimate life form, as I believe in science AND Catholicism! I am becoming more powerful as I speak!
@@piggyman-st8iu *laughs at the back of the class room*
SO dO I, BakKA
This woman looks like she doesn't get a special exciting feeling anymore.
Did she ever?
Agreed in deed
Too much is too much
Hehehe hahahhaha I'm evil :> I'm gonna ruin the 420 likes heh I have for the 421 likes
talking mad shit for a guy who put bella in the wych elm
“Maybe you’re wondering if a mistake could be made and a man could pass water” noooo I was not 🤣🤣🤣
4:14 "they give a long kiss", like the one in that one sonic fanfic where the kiss lasts 12 minutes (if you know, you know, but if you don't, Danny from Game Grumps reads it. There's compilations of him reading different fics, including the one that the 12 minute kiss if from, Sonic's Ultimate Harem)
I have many questions but one of them is why the hell is my grandma giving this lecture...
You don't know what her sex life is like. Might be pretty active. Might not too of course. I'd be a little concerned if she had less experience than someone younger than her and was teaching, but I'm slowly losing faith watching this...
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
russian jotaro
Ochaco Uraraka ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*Yeet!*
Do not PRESS my video
Jack: "I need to get a drink, this is going to get heavy."
*takes no more than two steps to the right*
Suddenly he has a beer in his hand and is ready to learn about his body from a 70 year old catholic woman from the 1980s.
he probably has a mini fridge over there lol
the magic of editing
Ireland is a fucked up place we need alcohol
Damn that last bit tripped me out, thinking about how if somebody was 70 in the 80s they were born in 1910... any time before 1965 seems _so_ long ago
@@0nniaho no man you can see him close the fridge door
POV it’s 1:00 am and you are trying your absolute hardest not to burst out laughing
The hardest and most genuine laughs I’ve ever heard from jackaboy 6:41
Angela: “You like that?”
Me: •____•
Me: no, not really
"_____"
I'm so uncomfortable
0____0
😂
*___*
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I can imagine Evelyn asking Sean how was his day and he just answering "an old lady taught me how to sex!"
SEAN: Now shite off. I feel a big job coming on
I can see her saying “why am I dating you again?”
SargePlays MoreTamely Evelyn: “how was your day?” Jack laughing: “Slippery”
The constant awkward eye contact between Angela and the camera had my brain torn between cringing away and scream laughing.
even when im in my lowest of times you still make me happy, from youre old skate 3 vids to this, its amazing, thank you jack, thank you
video: sex education for *girls* me, a boy: should.. should i leave?
_mayhaps_
Nope, suffer with us
Meeeeee
P r o b a b l y
Me, a bi boy: should i leave?
no
Jack "I'm a 30 year old"
*Bell of maturity*
Laughing at everything with sex
I dont blame him XD
....
indeed true he laughs like he is drunk as FUCK
Low key thought i commented this and was like hold up
R/wooosh
"Now we're gonna look at little boys..... do you like that"
God I'm dying 🤣
As a Christian girl watching this I can safely say that I'm glad my cousin taught me how it's done instead of Angela here.
Edit: Jeepers, just realized how that sounds-
No, my cousin literally just TOLD ME when she was over for a visit one time. We don't live in Alabama y'all.
wait you don't say- 💀
5:10
Roses are red,
Cacti are prickly.
Holy Moly,
ThAt EsCaLaTeD qUiCkLy
Oh FrIcKeRs
*Yeet!*
Do not watch my VIDEO
@Gabriela Tierney that's a good idea 😂 I'm gonna stick with this tho, because I don't wanna steal your idea
Jeepers that did escalate quickly
Cacti ? That's racist !!
Irish christian man: you're beautiful
Irish christian woman: _gets pregnant_
*premarital eye contact is not allowed*
Lmfaoooooo
*YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BREATHE INFRONT OF A WOMAN. IF YOU DO, SHE WILL GET PREGNANT.*
-Me, as a child.
Jack you are very brave because i would have just laughed at every second of the videos.
Keep up the good content
Super funny and thanks for making it! Needed a good laugh
Angela: “Maybe you're wondering if a mistake could be made”
My first thought: *Kids*
and grammar: you’re
(:
but yess
Lmao me too
why was that mine to? hahaha ;))
@@supercatpeople_bitch1072 you have kids?
Haha like me
Y'all can call me, "immature and/or a 12-year-old" all you want, but I laughed so hard through this, and you can't put me down for it
Yeah no one was going to do that.
Mood xD
It would be weird for anyone to call someone a 12 year old in a video about sex ed...
Same
Bad Widow same
son: Mum where do babies come from
mum: dad delivers the amazon package to me and there you are in the package
This is genuinely one of my favourite videos that Seán has made. Hands down.
We need to do a “what happened to her?” Like we did with the slapchop guy!
Death probably
@@OllieViklund I just laughed harder than I should've lol
She was old it was the nineteen eighties she's probably dead
Ochaco Uraraka hi uraraka
@@saltytoe256 •-•
I love how she just casually drops "wet dream" like it's par for the course.
Listing vocabulary from the past units obviously 🙄😂
I was wondering if that was covered in another part
Lolololololol
I know and I’ve never even had one
@@kadinb1999 how
Angela's is, at the same time, the creepiest end the funniest video ever ...
“The man gives her the sperm….and then she has the sperm.”
Woke up my housemates. That is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard said in earnest.
Jack: "No Angela, I'm a 30-year-old man watching this."
Also Jack: *Wait, I'm a 30-year-old man watching this.*
Wait he’s 30, *why does he look so much older*
@@channeldeleted8628 might be the beard
31 yo man sean is 31
@@AdrianUhrich13 this video is 10 months old he was 30 when he watched it
@@AdrianUhrich13 check the time
Angela: *talking about how you hug and kiss to show love*
My brain immediately: *So it’s not gay to kiss the homies good night-*
Yeah I guess not
Or is it?!?!
@@alanevans5853 *No.... don’t make me think about that*
Nobody like this comment - it has 666 likes lol
Definetely not
Oh man this gave me a big laugh, after all the stress i’ve been accumulating this is a good relief 😅
I found this while trying to go to sleep, and now I’ve laughed so hard I cannot sleep
Sean: "What you described, is Amazon dropping off a package."
Not going to lie. That isn't the kind of package I expect from Amazon. You might be purchasing the wrong items.
Then again I am not here to judge. You do you or rather have the delivery person do you.
Genius
just bloody brilliant
This isn’t sex it’s a transaction-
The way she described sex had me cringing evry fucking second. Go home grandma.
Thanks to that prayer at the beginning, I now imagine every Irish couple in the 80's/90's taking like 5 minutes of prayers, fully naked, then just going at it.
@@whomidity3953 hahaha
Credit or Debit?
@@realbirb debit please
Honestly, can we take a moment to admire and appreciate the fact that Jack said, "person with a penis" instead of "the man". He is so thoughtful and inclusive!
No.
Why no?
insert a different windows sound affect meme on every time sean laughs and cut so the entire video is sean laughing and youve got yourself gold 🤣
"You use this for when you go to the toilet and do The Big Job."
Sounds like I'm about to pull of a heist while taking a shit.
It also sounds like masturbation
Papa Pyro AHWM 2
Papa Pyro
Just one more job...
Then I’m done for life...
Noice
It's a kind of big extraction
Angela: supposing god made it an awful feeling, then nobody’d do it
Masochists: *laughter* you were wrong
who gave me a capri sun and told me it was alcohol I love your pfp
Legit kãdã I love Sign too 😂😂
Legit kãdã nope. There are many of us. 😂😂
who gave me a capri sun and told me it was alcohol... me I did 🙈🙉
THE BEGINNING IS SO FUNNY SEAN, THANK U
This was hilarious! And your laughter made it that much funnier!
Ireland during the 80’s: praise god
American during the 80’s : praise cocaine
Scientists and historians are both still unsure which is worse.
Very true
What about Canada? Praise Maple Syrup! Yes, because I’m Canadian
This made me laugh
Bell of good meme
Fuck
Jack: I'm not a 12 year old.
Jack 1 minute later: Eeeeeeeww Slippery.
They probably told her to either say slippery or (God forbid) sticky.
Nathan Kittock Aren’t slippery and sticky kind of opposites?
He’s not a 12 year old
He’s an 8 year old
This is true
This video is a year old
I just love like all the other you-tubers who do like game play or try not to laugh and stuff like and that and then there's Jack who does stuff like this..... LMAO God I love it so much!! Keep makings us laugh Jack we love you!!
This man and this video is the reason that I am constantly saying “At all, at all”
Jack: grabs a drink that isn’t Coke Zero
Everyone: *impossible*
*IMPOSSIBLE*
Holy Hamster I wonder if it had the same great coke taste though
Holy Hamster I don’t blame him for getting beer but it’s not Guinness 😳
Everyone: "moist"
Me, an intellectual: *slippery*
Me, a big brain: *dank*
succulent
Me: *slightly wet*
Me: WATERY
*Soft and Wet*
This is probably one of my favourite reaction-videos by Jack.
I love how she starts to get deep into the topic and Sean is like, hold on, let me get a beer
I love how when Jack gets exposed to Irish accents, his own accent intensifies with each passing second.
He needs to assert his dominance as the most irish person on the world
As a Newfie, I do the exact same thing. The more my parents or someone else talks quickly with the accent and terms, the more it rubs off on me. Especially when we go to the cabin lol.
@@dream_walker9726 i’m american and used to play ps4 with a bunch of newfies. whenever i was in a party with more than one of them it would start to rub off on me after a few hours
@@adhdgaming5729 that sounds fun XD
@@dream_walker9726 it definitely was, great bunch of guys and funny as hell. also getting to hear the most canadian sentences in existence like “at tree i be dartin up to me grandmudder’s house ya by” 😂
“Watching sheep in a field” had me dying because that’s basically how we learned in my tiny little abstinence only American town XD
Ayyyyyyyy I'm in the south so I get it...someone save me
It was cows for me
When you properly teach children about guns, they don’t kill each other by accident. The same applies to anything in life. When you are taught properly about a subject, equipment, or job, the likelihood of problems resulting is dramatically reduced.
I didn’t grew up on america so my teaching method is diffrent
5 minutes in and she finally gets to anything related to the act of having sex.
You are the best RUclips ever You make me laugh and watching you for years
This is wildly late, but I was shown this in my catholic high school like 5 years ago, this is a thing that they still show kids today.
Sean: *bell of maturity*
Also Sean: she said *sliPPERY*
Lol
Lmfao
the first one: sexual education "for girls" mostly talked about how penises work. Wonder what the boys version said.
@UCi6CQxlu7IEIOWPhmM5FQTA Pussy Pucci
well yes this doesn't really make sense but I feel like it kind of does just bc the girl would alreadybkind of know abt there body and would need to know about the boys. but this is also a very catholic time apparently so I bet that's not even true lol
@@jonathanroy9112 a 10 year old isn’t gonna know about their body like that lmao
🤯
Well it does make sense cause girls don’t know that much about male genitalia
This should’ve been a “try not to cringe” challenge🤣
Jack is cringing WAAAAAAY too much
watch 7:41 without context