The mental image of Amy just walking by the door to that closet and a huge beam of light shining through the cracks, like a God manifesting inside, is amazing.
like that ‘smile and stare’ guy. his house got broken into during a livestream where he just sat on the floor smiling at the camera, and they just left lol
For a sunny, cloudless day in summertime you can expect about 100,000 lux (lumens per square metre) - that's sort of an average, as it can get much brighter than that. Even an overcast day with scattered showers can be around 25,000 lux. For the sun, since it's essentially illuminating everything evenly, you can just convert from lux to lumens directly - so a 10,000 lux day is the equivalent of a 10,000 lumen light (over a small area). Because our eyes are so good at adjusting, we don't really think of a clear day as being _that_ much brighter than a really powerful artificial light, but it really is orders of magnitude different. Having said all that, that torch _would_ be illuminating whatever you point it at as if it was the middle of the day in summer - but distances and angles would make it less powerful, depending. You still certainly wouldn't want to look into it!
@@milks-thoughts Haha, that's super nice. Not a genius, just happened to study something which required me to learn a whole lot about lux and lumens. Having said that, I do remember looking up the facts again before posting the comment because I was worried about spreading round misinformation XD
I imagine nothing surprises Amy anymore. Like her hearing him talking to himself about flashlights and the witch in a dark closet is the least worrisome thing he could do.
When the lights are out, Mark would be that kind of guy who would just find flashlights lying around in his house. You know, like a horror game protagonist
Stuff bought for their youtube channels can be claimed within business taxes at the end of the year, so eventually a large portion of the money will be returned
6:31 I think Mark pointing a very powerful Light into his eyes whilst wearing three pairs of sunglasses and saying "I'm not an flashlight expert" is definetly one of the funniest things on the Channel in my opinion.
I want the Tame the Sun flashlight as an upgrade in a horror game. You click it on and hear the fan whirring and the game just gets a normal lighting engine that makes everything normal, like the sun came up, and all the enemies flinch when you get close to them.
The combination of Mark's outfit, the three layers of sunglasses, the completely empty room except for a giant replica of his face and flashlights, and the lack of socks and shoes is an aesthetic I could never explain.
I love how Unus Annus influenced both Mark and Ethan in different ways: Mark has become more aloof and goofy - making videos he really seems to have fun doing, and then Ethan has become so structured and it’s like his wildness was reeled in -just a little-, like contained chaos. I love it. 💕
The replaceable batteries might actually be better in a survival environment because you can’t recharge anything in the wild. As long as you put some batteries in your survival kit you’ll be set
Mark's line "I've got all the time in the world, but I don't have the sanity for it, and I do NOT have a lot of that to spare." is my whole life in a nutshell.
I literally broke my light bulb a week ago so im currently typing this in the dark, well not completely if you count the light that's emitting from my laptop.
Fun fact: That flickering you see every time Mark picks up his phone is the invisible light the phone uses for face detection. You normally can't see it, but his night vision camera can pick it up.
I wish I said this 3 years ago when I first watched this. He should attach the 100,000 lumen flashlight to the tactical shovel, to have ultimate tactical tool.
@@yuarkok6273 it was a channel that mark and crankgameplays owned where basically they made a video together everyday for a year then deleted the channel. It's gone now however.
Amy: "Mark, how much was that flashlight." Mark: "Around $500" Amy: "$500!" Mark: "Oh no! It was worth it! I'm pretty sure it can burn the house down." Amy: "What!"
Mark’s white clothes makes it look like we’re in solitary confinement with him and he’s gone mad and has started ranting and babbling about flashlights darkness vvitches and shrinkflation with his cardboard mini-me Edit: *Mom I famous!!!*
" Even though we have an infinite amout of choices in our lives there are only a handful that matter." -Markiplier This choice to shine bright light in his eyes was important.
POV: You are Unus’s dead body and Annus is going mad talking about a “vvitch” and blinding you with several flashlights because it was a dead channel’s rejected video idea
In case anyone's reading this two years later, when t hings like flashlights say they're "explosion proof" that doesn't mean the flashlight won't be damaged by explosions, it means the flashlight is designed to not present any sparks or hot spots that could ignite explosive vapors or something. It won't *cause* an explosion.
I read this just now, thanks for clarifying! I actually thought they meant it would survive an explosion (like how do you even promise something like that, there are so many types and levels :D) to market it to those "military grade everything" teleshopping bros
The mental image of Amy just walking by the door to that closet and a huge beam of light shining through the cracks, like a God manifesting inside, is amazing.
"Mark, did you summon a demon again?"
I mean, Mark is already god anyway
Lightplier.
I gave u the 420th like UwU
"I'm not going to look in it"
the ONE masochistic brain cell: but what if you did
the other brain cells: well dammit
Mark: “says don’t try this”
Me: “starts sobbing while singing the disclaimer song.
500 dollars
Me: yes *very* responsible with your money
@Eek Fam so he wants to see what his body can do he wants to feel pain..
You can see the second after he says “I’m not gonna look in it” he realizes he’s gonna have to look in it.
Me, a masochist: I wanna try :'(
imagine trying to get a midnight snack then all of a sudden the entire house lights up and mark is just there with 7 pairs of sunglasses
New SCP?
@@studentcopyofburgerking8108 oh yes the flesh light man
@@Adriscoll923 very unfortunate typo
@@Nat0521 was it really a typo 😏
@@fea8894 😳😏
The first time I watched this I had no idea that "the vvitch" was a horror movie thing, and just accepted it as Mark being Mark
oh.
This is like my 5th time watching this video at least. Reading this comment was the first time I knew this information lmao
I thought it was just mark being mark
I thought mark was being mark as well 😅
I still did not know that until reading this comment lol
imagine a burglar opening the door and seeing Mark sitting in the dark corner, talking to himself and ranting about cereals and flashlights.
like that ‘smile and stare’ guy. his house got broken into during a livestream where he just sat on the floor smiling at the camera, and they just left lol
@@vo1t_418
oh yeah, just like that xD! I had already forgotten that
@@vo1t_418 link?
Mark could just point the flashlight at the thief and blind him forever
@@stinkyfart6035
true
This really looks like Amy went out for the day, Mark went insane and brought a bunch of flashlights and reviewed them in his closet
That's a pretty big closet
@@tapwater6335 well he lives in a pretty big house
@@tapwater6335 nah he’s just short
Without Amy's permission
@@nataliamedina7171 Don't tell Amy!!
The Four Hoursemen of Mark’s Belongings:
Tactical Shovel
World’s Brightest Flashlight
Bed Knife
The 5 Ovens
He doesn’t have the 5 ovens anymore 😞
Sounds like the Ratchet’s Survival Kit
I miss the 5 ovens.
Amateurs I have the 6 souls
Whats the bed knife?
this is nothing compared to when my mom wakes me up by turning the light on at 7 am
Legit the worst feeling in life
nothing compared to discord light theme at 1:00 am*
it pains me
For real man, it feels like you've literally been blinded by the sun
Bro fr
POV: Your kidnapper rants about cereal while trying to give himself a seizure with a high-power flashlight
LMFAOACHDJHUIKAJCIO BYE-
@@easiergone well okay 🤣
This happens every day
Yeah, accurate
Honestly I wouldn't mind if you ranted abt cereal or the meaning of life, as long as you keep talking it'll keep me walking
i'm so used to amy being behind the camera and kept thinking he's just blinding her with every flashlight
Same
Same
Payne without the Liam
i think though honestly it’s even better thinking that mark locked himself in the dark room for 50 minutes to record all by himself
Memento mori
Mark: “I don’t have time”
Mark: *remembers this isn’t unus annus*
Mark: “actually I have all the time in the world”
What time stamp does he say that
@@nathanterminie9805 3:15
Haha i caught that too.
@Sloosh ee your profile picture 🥺🥺🥺
15:57
25:00 “It smells like something burning…”
Yea dude, it’s your retinas
Heh,good one😂
Unus Annus: *dies*
Mark: “Fine... i’ll do it myself”
Lol
Hahahaha
was coming here to say that... this was so obviously an unus annus idea that was created too late lmfaoo, memento mori
I was expecting ticking at the end!!!
Dude I can feel that vibe
There has to be the most powerful tactical flashlight out there somewhere.
Nahhhh. Only the 2ND most powerful tactical flashlight exists.
All you have to do to get it is join a special forces black ops team and they'll issue you one at no additional cost.
TACTICAL FLASHLIGHT
The sun
Oh no... He's going to take this as a challenge.
Mark: I'm not trying to blind myself because I'm a masochist, I just wanna know how much my eyes can take
IKR LoL
ive always said i can put a [phone] flashlight with full power right in why eye, while my eye is open and be fine...
That’s mark
E
Memento mori
Fun fact: A nice clear, sunny day is roughly 10,000 Lumens per square meter. Mark could literally light up the daytime by 10x
Now all we need is massive flashlight in sky
For a sunny, cloudless day in summertime you can expect about 100,000 lux (lumens per square metre) - that's sort of an average, as it can get much brighter than that. Even an overcast day with scattered showers can be around 25,000 lux. For the sun, since it's essentially illuminating everything evenly, you can just convert from lux to lumens directly - so a 10,000 lux day is the equivalent of a 10,000 lumen light (over a small area).
Because our eyes are so good at adjusting, we don't really think of a clear day as being _that_ much brighter than a really powerful artificial light, but it really is orders of magnitude different.
Having said all that, that torch _would_ be illuminating whatever you point it at as if it was the middle of the day in summer - but distances and angles would make it less powerful, depending. You still certainly wouldn't want to look into it!
@@daidarabotchi3891 Lm/m²:❌❌❌
Lumens per square metre:✅✅✅
@@daidarabotchi3891I can’t tell if you’re a genius or very, very dedicated
@@milks-thoughts Haha, that's super nice. Not a genius, just happened to study something which required me to learn a whole lot about lux and lumens. Having said that, I do remember looking up the facts again before posting the comment because I was worried about spreading round misinformation XD
Mark isn't a masochist. He just wants to see how much light his eyes can take before they absorb the sun itself
Marks true goal is to evolve into escanor
@@sethgarrick6320 And become the pinnacle of all life
@@jonw.a9270 The one who stands atop all clans
@@caleblubega2443 As the Lion Sin of Pride.
Lol you were wrong for that
I love how markiplier can make content just sitting in a dark room by himself playing with flashlights.
It would be better with an Unus though...
And still manages to get 2 millions views
he can't
this isn't entertaining
He IS the king of FNaF, and is used to it.
Me too,I fell the same. Charismatic,authentic and one of the best RUclips's
I imagine nothing surprises Amy anymore. Like her hearing him talking to himself about flashlights and the witch in a dark closet is the least worrisome thing he could do.
LOL u copied my comment dear
Honestly after Unus Annus, this might've been her idea. There's a reason those two have been together a long time.
Kinda like how matpat records his videos in his closet
Mark has to much power and Amy saw this at the safest thing for him and the world
It’s not witch, it’s vvitch.
When the lights are out, Mark would be that kind of guy who would just find flashlights lying around in his house. You know, like a horror game protagonist
I feel called out by this because I have random flashlights everywhere lol
And not even on purpose either. It just kinda happened
This reminded me of when Mark teased the idea of writing "Press Shift to Run" on a wall somewhere to give someone an existential crisis
And when that happens, this video will be the reason he has random flashlights lying around!
*Mark's got all this Unus Annus energy, but no Unus Annus to spend it on.*
I was thinking the same. This video has massive Unus Annus energy.
@@AlbinoJedi just add the intro to this video and boom
I'm just here to say your name is amazing
😔😔 I'm not coping well without Unus Annus.... 😅 I really miss it, it was my thing to do every evening before bed for a year🙊
This feels like it was meant to be on Unus Annus but wasn’t delivered on time
this video really makes me feel like I'm tied up in his basement and he's just explaining flashlights and ranting to me
10/10 would probably enjoy as long as he would just do it to rant about flashlights.....he fully knowingly "flashed" us
Imagine getting kidnapped and then just having someone yell at you about flashlights.
@@doubleturnip6063 add to that, you recognise him but have nothing to tell anyone else
Omg I’m rewatching the vid and take everything like that
You are
"Dont try this at home!"
*cries in Disclaimer song and every Unus Annus video*
;_;
Hey now dont try this at home
*cries while singing*
:(
i was the 420th like
Can we just appreciate the fact he spent almost over 600 dollars worth of flashlights and shined them in his eyes for our entertainment
Over $800 actually the big one was $600 and the rest were $200 ish
@@spookkook keyword: over
@@CloudMouth27 well technically he said almost over 600 not over 600
@@CloudMouth27 keyword: almost
FIR THE ONE FLASHLIGHT
Ethan after Unus Annus ends: I'm gonna take a break
*Meanwhile Markimoo is shining bright lights in his eyes for content*
He just wants to know how much his eyes can take before being BLIND, you know.
is this withdrawal
perhaps
No
Yes.
Hello there , mr guitar.
Ask Johnny Knoxville about life after filming Jackass
Mark: “I’m responsible with my money”
Also Mark: “Buys thousands of dollars worth of stuff for Unus Annus”
Stuff bought for their youtube channels can be claimed within business taxes at the end of the year, so eventually a large portion of the money will be returned
and spends $500 on one flashlight and around 20-30 on the rest (cheapies).lol
business expenses
What’s “unus annus?”
*you wouldn't get it*
mark just pausing the rant about flashlights to talk about shrinkflation is the funniest thing ever
That’s what makes mark interesting, he just talks
Other youtubers: *flexing their next gen consoles*
Mark: *flexing his $500 flashlight*
And then there is Jack with a ladder
Dude- Flashlights are wayy more epic than consoles rn XD
He’s a man who owns 5 ovens, what do you expect?
Adam already flashed his fire rod... Seriously more impressive.
That is what i like about mark.
Scientists: we are gonna measure light with scientifically accurate lumens
Mark: hold my sunglasses
Honestly that's a good measuring system. If a bit inconsistent due to the different sunglasses.
Lumens are written on the box for you to ignore and by the 50$ less bright model.
I mean its the difference between sheer power/output and disparity and to a small degree how much is actually coming out
imagine he has 50,000 sunglasses and they're testing a world dominating flash light
@@theangelurd5505 kabloosh
Mark: “I’m not gonna look in it”
Also Mark’s face: ᵂᵃⁱᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ⁱᵈᵉᵃ
*then proceeds to do it*
@c a r o l i n 23 seconds
It gives me so much unus annus vibes and I might cry. The dark room. The way he’s acting. It’s all just coming back
Sh¡T
23:00
THE CHOIR KICKING IN JUST HAD ME DEAD RIGHT THERE
i laughed too, we all laughed
He just entered heaven
HELPLE LMDAO
I though it was the metroid power up music for a second.
Mark: It smells like something is burning
Marks’s conclusion: The witch lit her *cauldron*
It's the Vvitch you popsicle dipwad
So that’s what it’s called when your ceiling lights on fire due to excessive flash lighting?
Mark sitting in absolute darkness, hair in his face, deranged, freaking the hell out about flashlights is honestly a mood
Haven’t heard that one before...................
I- true, I tried doing this yesterday
its also is honestly darkiplier
6:31 I think Mark pointing a very powerful Light into his eyes whilst wearing three pairs of sunglasses and saying "I'm not an flashlight expert" is definetly one of the funniest things on the Channel in my opinion.
Four
@Baumkuchen four
Seven
@@diegodollarhide6663 69
999
I want the Tame the Sun flashlight as an upgrade in a horror game. You click it on and hear the fan whirring and the game just gets a normal lighting engine that makes everything normal, like the sun came up, and all the enemies flinch when you get close to them.
Why don't you make a game that does that instead of saying it like it's some simple task 😂
@@SapphireZiriawhat was wrong with u 4 months ago bud?
mark: "i'm not gonna look in it..."
*the masochist part of him hesitates*
he’s only testing his limits silly
He just wants to see how much his body can handle
The combination of Mark's outfit, the three layers of sunglasses, the completely empty room except for a giant replica of his face and flashlights, and the lack of socks and shoes is an aesthetic I could never explain.
Cultcore
lack of socks and shoes..? oh wait i forgot americans wear shoes inside their house
Don’t forget the helmet of the Slayer.
I'd call it...White Room aesthetic, just without the straitjacket
Ipliercore
I love how Unus Annus influenced both Mark and Ethan in different ways: Mark has become more aloof and goofy - making videos he really seems to have fun doing, and then Ethan has become so structured and it’s like his wildness was reeled in -just a little-, like contained chaos. I love it. 💕
Never noticed but yeah you’re totally right.
Mark is also nearly insane
@@kohltalbot He did this before Unus Annus
@@mayathemayar4469 FAIR lol
Same they both traded traits they both needed to expand their creativity❤
The replaceable batteries might actually be better in a survival environment because you can’t recharge anything in the wild. As long as you put some batteries in your survival kit you’ll be set
Precisely
guys don’t worry, he’s not a masochist, he just wants to see how much light his eyes can handle
XD UNUS ANNUS FLASHBACKS!!
Unus Annus :(
ah yes, another reminder of my sadness
Unus Annus... 😔😔😔
Lol stolen comment
Someone: "Aw man, I dropped my quarter, you got a flashlight so I can find it?"
Mark: "How's a piece of the sun?"
Just turns into the RE4 weapon seller
Plot twist- mark gets the 500 dollar flashlight and burns the human with it
It'll do
lol
sounds perfect.
Every inch of mark’s hair makes him grow a little further into insanity
Is it just me or does it look like Mark's turning into the youtube equivalent of Keanu Reeves
I both love and hate it-
it’s the opposite of eef lol.
the shorter his hair is the more insane he gets
I saw this joke on a pewdiepie vid
@@depressed5054 no, that’s his beard tho
Mark's line "I've got all the time in the world, but I don't have the sanity for it, and I do NOT have a lot of that to spare." is my whole life in a nutshell.
me: *still grieving over unus annus*
mark: “i’m going to be rating flashlights today and shining them into my eyes”
I mean, this does have some UA feel to it. Just imagine Eef being there as well
Basically an Unus Annus episode without Eef
damn, I really like your cover photo. Cheers
This is exactly what I was hoping would happen after Unus Annus. Im so happy
I wish Eef was there:”(
Mark: "Don't try this at home by the way"
War flashbacks: "Hey now don't try this..."
LITERALLY UNUS ANNUS COMES BACK IN WAVES
OH ITS A BRIDGE
Don't try this at home..
If you do you might die
THE FORBIDDEN SONG....
Oooh dont try this
Mark's NOT a masochist, he just wants to see how much his retinas can handle.
THE WAY I SNORTED ISNDKGH
true masochists use night vision at these moments.
Dont tell amy
@Unus Annus YOURE DISRESPECTFUL
@@GmodFilmsTR *flashback from Halo 3 ODST*
Just so y'all know, Imalent now has an even more powerful model of flashlight that goes up to 120k lumens now, the SR32.
The was only tested to a bit over 100k. However, they've since made the ms32 that's 200k!
Mark: Playing around with flashlights
Unus Annus: Playing around with fleshlights
Yes more of that
Oofp
Lmao 😂🤣😂😅😂🤣
I mean you’re not wrong
“Hi, it’s perfectly normal to join me in the dark.”
Me who is watching at night: aight imma head out.
I literally broke my light bulb a week ago so im currently typing this in the dark, well not completely if you count the light that's emitting from my laptop.
Love the dark also I can relate in some way lol made me laugh so hard this guy is funny
LOL same xD
@@quickhallz5595 I was literally expecting a jump scare. I was prepared...
“This can light up the Grand Canyon”
*uses it in a 10x10 room*
Once mark said “ resealable batteries what a concept, they stole technology from Oreos.” 9:49
"It can get longer! It can go *_e r e c t !"_*
yes, this man is talking about a flashlight.
Adam to Eve:
@@WestOfLee100 lol the snort i made when i read that
Ikr? I was like half listening til I heard that, lol!
*fleshlight
maybe a fleshlight
Fun fact: That flickering you see every time Mark picks up his phone is the invisible light the phone uses for face detection. You normally can't see it, but his night vision camera can pick it up.
ooh is it around 1:57? that's cool
Cap
actually a really cool fact
woah that's awesome
@@akschannelofrandomstuff7844 then what is it?
Imagine breaking into marks house and he turns on all of these lights and desintigrates you with the holy light
I think you mean unholy
NOW YOU CAN EAT SUNLIGHT!
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER
NOT ANYMORE THERES A BLANKET
OK WILL YOU GO ON LAND NOW?
I wish I said this 3 years ago when I first watched this.
He should attach the 100,000 lumen flashlight to the tactical shovel, to have ultimate tactical tool.
mark in this video : “I am Very Responsible with my money.”
mark in the corn video : “SEND ME A CHECK”
He said that right when i read it
Hmm
Unus Annus: *Ends*
Mark: *realizes he has another RUclips channel*
Mark: buys world's brightest flashlight due to Unus Annus withdrawls.
whats unnus annus man i never heard of it
He keeps saying annusly
@@yuarkok6273 oh you poor, poor soul
@@saturdaynightcrisps3880 i think he's joking
@@yuarkok6273 it was a channel that mark and crankgameplays owned where basically they made a video together everyday for a year then deleted the channel. It's gone now however.
At the end when he shouted “MY EYES” I half expected a countdown and “Unus Annus! Unus Annus!”
Right? I swear I still hear the ticking :'))
When the 3 2 1 started when he was gonna turn on the last one i expected the same thing lmao
Didn’t we all...didn’t we all, I was expecting it at the beginning AND the end, then I got sad cuz it just wasn’t meant to be.
Memento mori 😢❤️
@@thetownlesbian we all still here the ticking. The ticking of a channel we could not save. A channel that i felt honoured to see go
that actual brightest one would make an amazing tool for home defense, like good luck shooting me without your eyes
Mark: “I am very responsible with my money.”
Also Mark: Buys a tactical shovel to scoop ice cream
We don’t talk about the shovel
*we don’t talk about that*
And a $500 flashlight.
Doesn’t everyone do that?
I bough a tactical shovel beacouse of mark, ok not to scoop ice creams but still...
Mark right after Unus Annus dies: "I want to get into some big projects"
"Big project": This video
I miss Ethan wish he was here
If I wouldn’t of known any better I would’ve thought this was an UA video just based off the title 😂
@@aab5425tt I thought that for a second based on the cover
Atleast appreciate yo
@@aab5425tt yes yes YES
That intro is how I imagine Mark talks to the people in his basement
👁👄👁
sup Qubit! love ur content
Seems normal idk what you're talking about
Demons*
Wow it qubit
Mark: * Wears four sunglasses over each other and looks directly into a flashlight * "I'm not a flashlight expert."
“Unus annus is gone”
Mark:it’s free real estate.
He Reference some of it tho to unus annus
Annus Annus
Mark, so this is what happened to u during quarantine?
@@aiztoh I think he did these types of videos before unnus annus
Right??? That's what I was gonna say. This is unus annus without eef...
Mark: "Actually I have all the time in the world."
Me remembering Unus Annus: "Have we learned nothing?"
No
When do we ever learn
@sp00kykilljoy 0
Have you learned nothing
Unnas annus was a different breed. we are mere mortals
I like to imagine that Amy or whoever else just walked by this room and heard Mark screaming while underneath the door just looked like a white void.
"Welcome to White Space."
When mark gets loud he goes into the back rooms lol
To Evade the VVitch
@@nathanfake9163 You've lived here as long as you can remember.
Sounds like a scene from The Lighthouse.
23:57 Amy watching from another room like "Oh god Mark's at it again."
Unus annus ends:
Mark: “SO I BOUGHT THESE FLASH LIGHTS DONT ASK WHY JUST WATCH!!”
No more unus annus
The flash light won't last as long...
He couldn't resist doing another dumb video like he did on unus annus.
Honestly, this looked like a unus annus video... but we won't talk about it
It just feels off without Eef 😭
If the kid in Fnaf 4 had this, he could be invincible.
The nightmares would vaporize.
@@idontexist5132 yeah hhaha imagine
The god of light
The power of Christ compells you
Imagine jeremy from fnaf 2. He flashes it towards the animatronics and they disintegrate.
we're literally here watching a grown man with a deep voice and muscles shine a flashlight into his eyes
Honestly I’d let Markiplier kill me if he was taking the whole time
@@okbuddywhattheflip
O_O
And we're happy
@@okbuddywhattheflip damn
@@okbuddywhattheflip i mean so would i
23:04 fun fact they’re the flashing you see is actually the infrared laser scanning his face also known as facial, scanning to unlock your phone
Why did you put , in-between facial and scanner
He's not a masochist, guys. He just wants to see how much light his eyes can handle.
He's not! He is even safe by putting sunglasses on. Now... if he didn't have the glasses on...
Have you even WATCHED unnus annus
@@mygenderisgoat8074 I HAVE I JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO WORD THINGS IM SORRY LOL
@@DigitalDipper LMAOOOO it's gucci
“I am very responsible with my money” my mind IMMEDIATELY goes to the pop tarts
PLS- NOT THE POP TARTS
👁️👄👁️
@@anna_isded8786 I mean how couldn’t I 🤣
That was not him that was Evan
@@Discogreview his money was used
Amy: "Mark, how much was that flashlight."
Mark: "Around $500"
Amy: "$500!"
Mark: "Oh no! It was worth it! I'm pretty sure it can burn the house down."
Amy: "What!"
The gates of heaven just opened for a second 23:01
Markiplier's survival guide: Tactical shovel, 100000 lumen flashlight
that's it. that's all you need
Don't forget the 3 in 1 baton, flashlight, and taser.
@@tangentpanda89 flashling he already said, or u talking about the 2,000 lumen flashlight? thats useless.
Don’t forget the green giant canned green beens. For food.
Its on his Amazon review weapons video
Gonna need MRE’s too
POV: Mark’s kidnapped you and is showing you all his flashlights he bought.
You mean Keanu Reeves right? Not Mark. 😀
I would be completely fine with that
Don't you mean darkaplier?
i wouldnt mind
@@knaigx_I SHOWED MY MOM MARK AND SHE THOUGHT HE WAS KEANU LOLL
Me: *sad Unus Annus died*
Also me: *remembers that Mark is still alive and still as crazy*
if not more so
Eef made dark souls shrek
i got this notifscation and fully thought i travelled back in time because the idea reminds me of something that would be on unus annus
9:19 G U R T H
Mark: it’s perfectly normal to join me in the dark
Me, an Unus Annus veteran: yes, yes it is
Same here
Same XDD
Pretty much all of us lol
Exactly.
unus annus whom??
Mark’s white clothes makes it look like we’re in solitary confinement with him and he’s gone mad and has started ranting and babbling about flashlights darkness vvitches and shrinkflation with his cardboard mini-me
Edit: *Mom I famous!!!*
Yesn't
always has been
Lol
Lol were in an insane asylum with him XD
it scares me how right you are
This is 100% a solo Unus Annus. So, just Annus playing alone in the dark.
So Mark is Annus? I'm not sure how I feel about that.
"Annus In The Dark" sounds like a horror game
@@OriginalCreatorSama Slow D-Annus In The Dark
Maybe this is Annus in the afterlife...
Bro this just looks like an Ethan idea from unnus annus
8:29 the shadow of his hand on the wall is so funny to me 😭
Mark: it’s perfectly normal to join me here in the dark
Unus Annus fans: we know father, thank you
Hmm what is this unus annus
Searched it up does not exist
@@blank6334 it was a channel mark and Ethan made in 2019. They deleted it this year. You missed it
@Zack TheCraz he was joking lmao
@@blank6334 don’t remind me 😭
“It’s perfectly normal to talk about people in the dark”
*remembers Unus Annus* totally
Memento Mori💀
what is unnus annus dude i dont think anybody knows that
@@yuarkok6273 you wouldn't get it
@@yuarkok6273 12 million people did
This would deffo be an unus annus vid, if there was only more time...
power goes out:
Mark: AMY GRAB THE WORLDS MOST POWERFUL FLASHLIGHT
He has a good bit of money, I'm sure he has a backup generator
@@ahuman2695 bro he has the sun he don't need a generator lol
@@acegamingnation4043 unless he has to make food and the power is out
Well the big one was heating up after 60k LM so he could toss a steak on the lens at 100k LM
@@ahuman2695 pretty sure that light burns hotter then a supernova
" Even though we have an infinite amout of choices in our lives there are only a handful that matter." -Markiplier
This choice to shine bright light in his eyes was important.
POV: You are Unus’s dead body and Annus is going mad talking about a “vvitch” and blinding you with several flashlights because it was a dead channel’s rejected video idea
why do I feel like I know this from somewhere
Same. This video feels like a clue
@@cablefellow5315 wait what, a clue ? Lmao how, (no really how I wanna know)
I like the idea that this video is what is going on inside of the casket that unus and annus are in lol
In case anyone's reading this two years later, when t hings like flashlights say they're "explosion proof" that doesn't mean the flashlight won't be damaged by explosions, it means the flashlight is designed to not present any sparks or hot spots that could ignite explosive vapors or something. It won't *cause* an explosion.
I read this just now, thanks for clarifying! I actually thought they meant it would survive an explosion (like how do you even promise something like that, there are so many types and levels :D) to market it to those "military grade everything" teleshopping bros
Ohhhhhhh thank you for that clarification
Thank you for the explanation
"Annusly"
I've never heard that word before, but it sounds familiar
;-;
when did he say that??
;-;
man, i can't wait to get into unus annus, its really interesting
/j
@@broadcast8843 yeah! The Unus Annus timer is around -005:00:00
2:24 "I don't know why I have this here."
Brings in a Markiplier head.
Outstanding move.
Amy watching from outside wondering why the closet holds heaven itself:
lmao
XD 🤣🤣
@@koop6199 BRUH
No not heaven its worse......
*Lixian
Mark has gotten so used to the masochistic lifestyle on Unnus Annus that the only thing that brings him joy is pain. Pray for my man
shhh we dont speak of those times🤫
crying
👍 Fax
@@jg8596 yes we do. They literally said that we should enjoy the memories that we made in UNNUS annus
Sometime in the future a day will come where someone comments something like this and someone else replies with “what’s Unus Annus?”
Mark: "I'm very responsible with my money"
500 dollar flashlight: *_good_** **_boy_* **blinks in 100k lumen**
If u would buy a flashlight that have 999M LM
The sun:wait that's illegal
It’s an investment he makes like 5 times that off of the video
Plus like he said if he spent that much money in it he's making a video with it. So it's in investment AND write off. Lol
chillll people do you even know what a joke is
0:12 a game theory
Everyone: sad because Unus Annus ended
Mark: “Welcome to my flashlight review”
Now he just needs to make a review of his old videos
So I guess its just Unus now.
@@rokai7317 you mean annus
My thoughts exactly xD I miss these very random videos the most
Does sound like an unnus annus vid
Mark isn’t t a masochist, he just wants to know if his retinas can handle the lumens
Only people who watch the live stream can get this
I was there
Good point there 👁👄👁
SPOILER: They cant
Stop calling him mark have respect is mr.von to you boy
alternate title: Markiplier GENUINELY reviewing flashlights for 25 minutes
Fr
And talks about shrinkflation
And the Vvitch
true
25:56 u mean?
Two years later and my favorite Markiplier line is still “Look at this uh… *CiRcLe.”*
Timestamp?
This comment is super underrated ❤
@@tarhun9977watch the video it's not someone else's job to think and watch for you but what do I expect from a dude whos got a cat for pfp