I Bought the World's Brightest Flashlight
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- Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2020
- Many flashlights on Amazon claim to be the "BRIGHTEST" so I very wisely spent my money to test out these bold claims with my own eyes.
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Игры
Unus Annus: *dies*
Mark: “Fine... i’ll do it myself”
Lol
Hahahaha
was coming here to say that... this was so obviously an unus annus idea that was created too late lmfaoo, memento mori
I was expecting ticking at the end!!!
Dude I can feel that vibe
The mental image of Amy just walking by the door to that closet and a huge beam of light shining through the cracks, like a God manifesting inside, is amazing.
"Mark, did you summon a demon again?"
I mean, Mark is already god anyway
Lightplier.
I gave u the 420th like UwU
this is nothing compared to when my mom wakes me up by turning the light on at 7 am
Legit the worst feeling in life
nothing compared to discord light theme at 1:00 am*
it pains me
For real man, it feels like you've literally been blinded by the sun
Bro fr
In case anyone's reading this two years later, when t hings like flashlights say they're "explosion proof" that doesn't mean the flashlight won't be damaged by explosions, it means the flashlight is designed to not present any sparks or hot spots that could ignite explosive vapors or something. It won't *cause* an explosion.
I read this just now, thanks for clarifying! I actually thought they meant it would survive an explosion (like how do you even promise something like that, there are so many types and levels :D) to market it to those "military grade everything" teleshopping bros
Ohhhhhhh thank you for that clarification
"I'm not going to look in it"
the ONE masochistic brain cell: but what if you did
the other brain cells: well dammit
Mark: “says don’t try this”
Me: “starts sobbing while singing the disclaimer song.
500 dollars
Me: yes *very* responsible with your money
You guys he does not like pain he just wants to see what his body can handle
@@IV_X_7284 so he wants to see what his body can do he wants to feel pain..
You can see the second after he says “I’m not gonna look in it” he realizes he’s gonna have to look in it.
The Four Hoursemen of Mark’s Belongings:
Tactical Shovel
World’s Brightest Flashlight
Bed Knife
The 5 Ovens
He doesn’t have the 5 ovens anymore 😞
Sounds like the Ratchet’s Survival Kit
I miss the 5 ovens.
Amateurs I have the 6 souls
Whats the bed knife?
Fun fact: A nice clear, sunny day is roughly 10,000 Lumens per square meter. Mark could literally light up the daytime by 10x
Now all we need is massive flashlight in sky
For a sunny, cloudless day in summertime you can expect about 100,000 lux (lumens per square metre) - that's sort of an average, as it can get much brighter than that. Even an overcast day with scattered showers can be around 25,000 lux. For the sun, since it's essentially illuminating everything evenly, you can just convert from lux to lumens directly - so a 10,000 lux day is the equivalent of a 10,000 lumen light (over a small area).
Because our eyes are so good at adjusting, we don't really think of a clear day as being _that_ much brighter than a really powerful artificial light, but it really is orders of magnitude different.
Having said all that, that torch _would_ be illuminating whatever you point it at as if it was the middle of the day in summer - but distances and angles would make it less powerful, depending. You still certainly wouldn't want to look into it!
@@daidarabotchi3891 Lm/m²:❌❌❌
Lumens per square metre:✅✅✅
@@daidarabotchi3891I can’t tell if you’re a genius or very, very dedicated
@@milks-thoughts Haha, that's super nice. Not a genius, just happened to study something which required me to learn a whole lot about lux and lumens. Having said that, I do remember looking up the facts again before posting the comment because I was worried about spreading round misinformation XD
The first time I watched this I had no idea that "the vvitch" was a horror movie thing, and just accepted it as Mark being Mark
oh.
*Mark's got all this Unus Annus energy, but no Unus Annus to spend it on.*
I was thinking the same. This video has massive Unus Annus energy.
@@AlbinoJedi just add the intro to this video and boom
I'm just here to say your name is amazing
😔😔 I'm not coping well without Unus Annus.... 😅 I really miss it, it was my thing to do every evening before bed for a year🙊
This feels like it was meant to be on Unus Annus but wasn’t delivered on time
POV: Your kidnapper rants about cereal while trying to give himself a seizure with a high-power flashlight
LMFAOACHDJHUIKAJCIO BYE-
@@easiergone well okay 🤣
This happens every day
Yeah, accurate
Honestly I wouldn't mind if you ranted abt cereal or the meaning of life, as long as you keep talking it'll keep me walking
Can we just appreciate the fact he spent almost over 600 dollars worth of flashlights and shined them in his eyes for our entertainment
Over $800 actually the big one was $600 and the rest were $200 ish
@@spookkook keyword: over
@@CloudMouth27 well technically he said almost over 600 not over 600
@@CloudMouth27 keyword: almost
FIR THE ONE FLASHLIGHT
When the lights are out, Mark would be that kind of guy who would just find flashlights lying around in his house. You know, like a horror game protagonist
I feel called out by this because I have random flashlights everywhere lol
And not even on purpose either. It just kinda happened
This reminded me of when Mark teased the idea of writing "Press Shift to Run" on a wall somewhere to give someone an existential crisis
Mark: I'm not trying to blind myself because I'm a masochist, I just wanna know how much my eyes can take
IKR LoL
ive always said i can put a [phone] flashlight with full power right in why eye, while my eye is open and be fine...
Mark: “I don’t have time”
Mark: *remembers this isn’t unus annus*
Mark: “actually I have all the time in the world”
What time stamp does he say that
@@nathanterminie9805 3:15
Haha i caught that too.
@Sloosh ee your profile picture 🥺🥺🥺
15:57
25:00 “It smells like something burning…”
Yea dude, it’s your retinas
Mark: This flashlight is not ment to be shone at any human ever.
Also Mark: Points the flashlight directly at the camera
Your screen is not is not cabable of emmiting the strength of that flashie so you're good.
is this withdrawal
perhaps
No
Yes.
Hello there , mr guitar.
Ask Johnny Knoxville about life after filming Jackass
This really looks like Amy went out for the day, Mark went insane and brought a bunch of flashlights and reviewed them in his closet
That's a pretty big closet
@@tapwater6335 well he lives in a pretty big house
@@tapwater6335 nah he’s just short
Without Amy's permission
mark just pausing the rant about flashlights to talk about shrinkflation is the funniest thing ever
23:00
THE CHOIR KICKING IN JUST HAD ME DEAD RIGHT THERE
i laughed too, we all laughed
He just entered heaven
HELPLE LMDAO
I though it was the metroid power up music for a second.
Mark isn't a masochist. He just wants to see how much light his eyes can take before they absorb the sun itself
Marks true goal is to evolve into escanor
@@sethgarrick6320 And become the pinnacle of all life
@@jonw.a9270 The one who stands atop all clans
@@caleblubega2443 As the Lion Sin of Pride.
Lol you were wrong for that
guys don’t worry, he’s not a masochist, he just wants to see how much light his eyes can handle
XD UNUS ANNUS FLASHBACKS!!
Unus Annus :(
ah yes, another reminder of my sadness
Unus Annus... 😔😔😔
Lol stolen comment
Mark's line "I've got all the time in the world, but I don't have the sanity for it, and I do NOT have a lot of that to spare." is my whole life in a nutshell.
The fact this dropped almost immediately after Unus Annus was deleted, it felt good but saddening at the same time as it feels like Unus Annus, but then you want to go back, but in the end, we're left with naught, but the memories we made along the way
Other youtubers: *flexing their next gen consoles*
Mark: *flexing his $500 flashlight*
And then there is Jack with a ladder
Dude- Flashlights are wayy more epic than consoles rn XD
He’s a man who owns 5 ovens, what do you expect?
Adam already flashed his fire rod... Seriously more impressive.
That is what i like about mark.
“Unus annus is gone”
Mark:it’s free real estate.
He Reference some of it tho to unus annus
Annus Annus
Mark, so this is what happened to u during quarantine?
@@aiztoh I think he did these types of videos before unnus annus
Right??? That's what I was gonna say. This is unus annus without eef...
Just so y'all know, Imalent now has an even more powerful model of flashlight that goes up to 120k lumens now, the SR32.
The was only tested to a bit over 100k. However, they've since made the ms32 that's 200k!
I want the Tame the Sun flashlight as an upgrade in a horror game. You click it on and hear the fan whirring and the game just gets a normal lighting engine that makes everything normal, like the sun came up, and all the enemies flinch when you get close to them.
This is 100% a solo Unus Annus. So, just Annus playing alone in the dark.
So Mark is Annus? I'm not sure how I feel about that.
"Annus In The Dark" sounds like a horror game
@@OriginalCreatorSama Slow D-Annus In The Dark
Maybe this is Annus in the afterlife...
Bro this just looks like an Ethan idea from unnus annus
"Annusly"
I've never heard that word before, but it sounds familiar
;-;
when did he say that??
;-;
man, i can't wait to get into unus annus, its really interesting
/j
@@broadcast8843 yeah! The Unus Annus timer is around -005:00:00
The replaceable batteries might actually be better in a survival environment because you can’t recharge anything in the wild. As long as you put some batteries in your survival kit you’ll be set
Once mark said “ resealable batteries what a concept, they stole technology from Oreos.” 9:49
"Dont try this at home!"
*cries in Disclaimer song and every Unus Annus video*
;_;
Hey now dont try this at home
*cries while singing*
:(
i was the 420th like
i'm so used to amy being behind the camera and kept thinking he's just blinding her with every flashlight
Same
Same
Payne without the Liam
i think though honestly it’s even better thinking that mark locked himself in the dark room for 50 minutes to record all by himself
Memento mori
The gates of heaven just opened for a second 23:01
Remember, white paper likes to reflect the light, so it won't convert the light to heat as well. I bet it you touched the paper to the light's glass you would see results though
Shaquile oatmeal
There has to be the most powerful tactical flashlight out there somewhere.
Nahhhh. Only the 2ND most powerful tactical flashlight exists.
All you have to do to get it is join a special forces black ops team and they'll issue you one at no additional cost.
TACTICAL FLASHLIGHT
The sun
Oh no... He's going to take this as a challenge.
Unus annus ends:
Mark: “SO I BOUGHT THESE FLASH LIGHTS DONT ASK WHY JUST WATCH!!”
No more unus annus
The flash light won't last as long...
He couldn't resist doing another dumb video like he did on unus annus.
Honestly, this looked like a unus annus video... but we won't talk about it
It just feels off without Eef 😭
9:19 G U R T H
" Even though we have an infinite amout of choices in our lives there are only a handful that matter." -Markiplier
This choice to shine bright light in his eyes was important.
POV: Mark’s kidnapped you and is showing you all his flashlights he bought.
You mean Keanu Reeves right? Not Mark. 😀
I would be completely fine with that
Don't you mean darkaplier?
i wouldnt mind
@@knaigx_I SHOWED MY MOM MARK AND SHE THOUGHT HE WAS KEANU LOLL
Mark's NOT a masochist, he just wants to see how much his retinas can handle.
THE WAY I SNORTED ISNDKGH
true masochists use night vision at these moments.
Dont tell amy
@Unus Annus YOURE DISRESPECTFUL
@@GmodFilmsTR *flashback from Halo 3 ODST*
23:04 fun fact they’re the flashing you see is actually the infrared laser scanning his face also known as facial, scanning to unlock your phone
18:22 if only mark had said "hey what's that thing in the water?" "it's disappointment"
He's not a masochist, guys. He just wants to see how much light his eyes can handle.
He's not! He is even safe by putting sunglasses on. Now... if he didn't have the glasses on...
Have you even WATCHED unnus annus
@@mygenderisgoat8074 I HAVE I JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO WORD THINGS IM SORRY LOL
@@DigitalDipper LMAOOOO it's gucci
"Unnus Annus has ended"
Markiplier, trying to cope:
gret enkils speak
ikr i miss it
He has a weird grieving process
It’s Annus singulos
It's helping me grieve
Mark: Look at this uhhh....circle
Me: Yes Mark. A circle. Is it round?
Mark: No. The round circle is not round
*The More You Know*
Everytime he place the flashlights at his face he becomes faceless
Unus Annus: *Ends*
Mark: *realizes he has another RUclips channel*
Mark: buys world's brightest flashlight due to Unus Annus withdrawls.
whats unnus annus man i never heard of it
He keeps saying annusly
@@yuarkok6273 oh you poor, poor soul
@@saturdaynightcrisps3880 i think he's joking
@@yuarkok6273 it was a channel that mark and crankgameplays owned where basically they made a video together everyday for a year then deleted the channel. It's gone now however.
mark: "i'm not gonna look in it..."
*the masochist part of him hesitates*
he’s only testing his limits silly
He just wants to see how much his body can handle
I wish I said this 3 years ago when I first watched this.
He should attach the 100,000 lumen flashlight to the tactical shovel, to have ultimate tactical tool.
Mark: * Wears four sunglasses over each other and looks directly into a flashlight * "I'm not a flashlight expert."
Eef in the distance: Hey now don’t try this at home...
Hey now, don’t try this at home... du du du du du
HEY IT'S A KEY CHANGE HEY IT'S A KEY CHANGE
@@potatochipclips OH ITS THE DISCLAIMER SOOOOOOOOOOONNGGG
@@kn5182 hey now dont try this, oh no dont try this
I was thinking the same thing omg
imagine trying to get a midnight snack then all of a sudden the entire house lights up and mark is just there with 7 pairs of sunglasses
New SCP?
@@studentcopyofburgerking8108 oh yes the flesh light man
@@SitoongTTV very unfortunate typo
@@Nat0521 was it really a typo 😏
@@fea8894 😳😏
Mark: scaling large flashlights
Me: pulls out penlight
Mark: I’m not a flashlight expert.
Lixian in the bottom right corner: Clearly
Mark: "Don't try this at home by the way"
War flashbacks: "Hey now don't try this..."
LITERALLY UNUS ANNUS COMES BACK IN WAVES
OH ITS A BRIDGE
Don't try this at home..
If you do you might die
THE FORBIDDEN SONG....
Oooh dont try this
Scientists: we are gonna measure light with scientifically accurate lumens
Mark: hold my sunglasses
Honestly that's a good measuring system. If a bit inconsistent due to the different sunglasses.
Lumens are written on the box for you to ignore and by the 50$ less bright model.
I mean its the difference between sheer power/output and disparity and to a small degree how much is actually coming out
imagine he has 50,000 sunglasses and they're testing a world dominating flash light
@@theangelurd5505 kabloosh
13:00 No, whoever's selling that thing stores souls in it.
Mark, I have an idea for you to truly test how powerful these flashlights are. There is a paint called “The Blackest Black paint in the world”, it’s a super matte black that absorbs 99% of visible light.
You could get a 2 for 1 video made by painting a room with the paint and testing the flashlights in there. You can see if the black stays matte (no shine) and you can test to see if the flashlights would light up the room. Just an idea.
Someone: "Aw man, I dropped my quarter, you got a flashlight so I can find it?"
Mark: "How's a piece of the sun?"
Just turns into the RE4 weapon seller
Plot twist- mark gets the 500 dollar flashlight and burns the human with it
It'll do
lol
Someone: “that’s fine tha-aaaaAaAaaAaaAAAAgh f@#$ IT BURNS LIKE HELL”
Markiplier: “When I was little that was the only source of heat we had”
" smell something burning"
Yeah Mark, it's called your retinas.
And i oop-
My mind just goes to "MY EYES!" from the SpongeBob SquarePants movie.
Everytime I come back to this video, I get the idea of someone making a video game revolving around survival with flashlights.
Like, you're trapped in a dungeon being guarded by some sort of terrifying monster, and to get out you have to gather different flashlights left behind by past prisoners, each a little different in what they can do. You start with your phone flashlight, than slowly find a long one that can be used to attack, a small one that shine brighter than that one, and one that extend so you can get a better look at something, as well as target light directly onto enemies. Maybe even one that can shine out S.O.S. The place could be filled with different puzzles requiring different types of light to be used. Same goes for enemies.
You can beat the final boss with just all those flashlights you found and win, but there is a way to make the fight easier. You have to go into the toughest part of the game to find the 100,000k flashlight, which absolutely DECIMATES the final boss.
Alan Wake? The main weapon is a flashlight
I wonder if it would make a noticeable difference if you turned all the other flashlights on too while at 100,000.
It seems like they were all around the 5-15k lumen range so you're looking at maybe an extra 50-60k lumens?
“don’t try this at home”
me quietly: _hey now, don’t try this at home..._
NO I'M CRYING
i- wowwww. im sad
hey now dont try this dont even try it
@The Dark Dragon Eye YES
NOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Everyone: sad because Unus Annus ended
Mark: “Welcome to my flashlight review”
Now he just needs to make a review of his old videos
So I guess its just Unus now.
@@rokai7317 you mean annus
My thoughts exactly xD I miss these very random videos the most
Does sound like an unnus annus vid
Two years later and my favorite Markiplier line is still “Look at this uh… *CiRcLe.”*
Timestamp?
These flashlights can really blind the hell out of Freddy and the rest of the animatronics 💀
imagine a burglar opening the door and seeing Mark sitting in the dark corner, talking to himself and ranting about cereals and flashlights.
like that ‘smile and stare’ guy. his house got broken into during a livestream where he just sat on the floor smiling at the camera, and they just left lol
@@vo1t_418
oh yeah, just like that xD! I had already forgotten that
@@vo1t_418 link?
Mark could just point the flashlight at the thief and blind him forever
@@stinkyfart6035
true
Mark: "don't try this at home by the way"
Me sadly: "hey now don't try it"
wait that’s illegal
@Borzea Renata don't do the thing that we'll about to do tutututu
@Borzea Renata do do do do do
OH ITS A KeY ChAngE!
don’t try this at home, if you do you might die
@Borzea Renata just watch us do the thing you want to doooOOooo
We need to see an epic battle between the Vvitch and Wilford Warfstache.
4:52 discord light mode be like
POV: You are Unus’s dead body and Annus is going mad talking about a “vvitch” and blinding you with several flashlights because it was a dead channel’s rejected video idea
why do I feel like I know this from somewhere
Same. This video feels like a clue
@@cablefellow5315 wait what, a clue ? Lmao how, (no really how I wanna know)
I like the idea that this video is what is going on inside of the casket that unus and annus are in lol
Even Mark is having a hard time trying to let go of Unus Annus.
I know right this made me feel like I was watching an unus annus vid
this video is so unus annus lmfao
I think all of us.
Yeah im getting the same feeling
true
And to think, a year later _the Corridor Crew_ would perform this same test with their lights on the same test subject, and then go on to have that same test subject turned intern build an actual lightsaber.
I think we need to update his SCP entry to include clairvoyance or some kind of reality manipulation.
0:12 a game theory
Mark: “I’m not gonna look in it”
Also Mark’s face: ᵂᵃⁱᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ⁱᵈᵉᵃ
*then proceeds to do it*
@c a r o l i n 23 seconds
It gives me so much unus annus vibes and I might cry. The dark room. The way he’s acting. It’s all just coming back
Sh¡T
alternate title: Markiplier GENUINELY reviewing flashlights for 25 minutes
Fr
And talks about shrinkflation
And the Vvitch
true
25:56 u mean?
7:20 this entire sequence of events has me rolling with laughter
At 1:58 you can see the Infrared facial recognition light from his phone.
?
Amy watching from outside wondering why the closet holds heaven itself:
lmao
XD 🤣🤣
@@koop6199 BRUH
No not heaven its worse......
*Lixian
Amy just walking by until she sees heaven coming out of a closet
“Well he’s at it again” *goes to bed*
Just the usual.
@@alexgrubb1057 21 likes
nice
@@WolfyRed its 21K likes
@@danjub4513 no?
Everyone has a comfort video this is my comfort video idk why but I always come to this video when I want to chill and feel warm imside
props to lixian his editing never gets old good hunor 👍
me: *still grieving over unus annus*
mark: “i’m going to be rating flashlights today and shining them into my eyes”
I mean, this does have some UA feel to it. Just imagine Eef being there as well
Basically an Unus Annus episode without Eef
damn, I really like your cover photo. Cheers
This is exactly what I was hoping would happen after Unus Annus. Im so happy
I wish Eef was there:”(
Unus Annus: *ends*
Mark: “It’s Evolving-“
I think he misses Unus Annus fo sure
Jest backwords
5:15
I M A L E N T
IMALENT
All of the unintentional innuendos or me having a dirty mind
I can't
Alternative Title: "Rejected Unus Annus Ideas Because They Are Too Dangerous"
Yessss haha
@@stevem1792 Also, no it's not.
@@stevem1792 Nope it's just Unus.
@@stevem1792 No it’s Unus, I just checked the sticker on the back of my phone😂
@@stevem1792 oh no...
"It can get longer! It can go *_e r e c t !"_*
yes, this man is talking about a flashlight.
Adam to Eve:
@@WestOfLee100 lol the snort i made when i read that
Ikr? I was like half listening til I heard that, lol!
*fleshlight
maybe a fleshlight
I can’t be the only who has rewatched this video so many times because it’s that funny and entertaining to watch right?
8:29 the shadow of his hand on the wall is so funny to me 😭
If the kid in Fnaf 4 had this, he could be invincible.
The nightmares would vaporize.
@@idontexist5132 yeah hhaha imagine
The god of light
The power of Christ compells you
Imagine jeremy from fnaf 2. He flashes it towards the animatronics and they disintegrate.
I love how he reviews things like each thing he is reviewing is something he made
The tame the sun flashlight lowkey could be a good house defense weapon, why hide when you can blind them making them not be able to see you. Why have a gun when they might have a gun too, blind them so they can't shoot you and then you can shoot them. Also it won't upright kill them, maybe just cause massive eye damage but you successfully defend yourself in probably the safest way possible other than hiding and praying to god you don't get found.
Mark: Playing around with flashlights
Unus Annus: Playing around with fleshlights
Yes more of that
Oofp
Lmao 😂🤣😂😅😂🤣
I mean you’re not wrong
Neighbors: *Trying to sleep*
Mark: TASTE THE SUN
*Tame
No, Isaac. _TASTE_
@@Ben_Kimber yummy sun
@@isaachopkins6721 Have you seen a video by bill wurtz called "history of the entire world, i guess"?
No, the sun is a deadly laser
"still pretty bright i can't look at it directly or else it'll put holes in my rentas"
**proceeds to continue looking at it**
The first light you tried also extends for a brighter beam. You might want to try it. It's a hell of a lot brighter.
Unus Annus: Ends
Mark: Well yes, but actually no.
The channel has ended but the shenanigans are still to continue.
I was about to say this gives off "Unus Annus Vibes" Since Mark isnt playing any video games.
Im not saying Mark HAS to plays games on this channel.
@@katiekring9819 it's supposed to be video games and chica
Eef said he also make unus Annus type videos
I think this was going to be one of the unus annus vids but they didn't get to it