I "Eat" Every Flavor of Takis
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- Опубликовано: 4 мар 2021
- You've been eating Takis wrong your whole life but that's okay. My review will show you the CORRECT way to fully enjoy Takis.
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I now know WAY too much information about Takis
Hello Mr Patterrz
OMG HI
Sup
Hi patterrz!
Also-
T e l l m e y o u r w i s d o m
@@MaggotPuppy mommmm
Mark: Can you pay me a sponsorship entirely in powder?
Takis: What the actual fuck
Lmao yea that's probably how it went
Lmao
Markiplier: I suck all the dust and spit the rest.
Me: Ayo WTF are you doing!?
Edit: Holy crap I have over 50 likes
This is way to funny
Maybe they thought he meant the coke xD
"I did not want money I wanted to be paid in powder,"
My brain: cocaine?
Mark: continues to talk about takis like an addiction.
OH. MY. GOD. Takis are powdered in colored cocane.
@@Slimechildinexilelmaospicy colored cocaine
@@SlimechildinexilelmaoITS JUST SPUCY FLAVORED COCAINE
Mark is like that person who changes completely once he gets comfortable around someone
problem being that he got comfortable with his entire audience
Not really a problem its hilarious
@@Wilebanefr
“There is nothing weird about the way I eat takis” has the same energy as “I’m not a masochist”
Absolutely
This comment needs more attention lmao
Yeah mean, it's a lie?
o h m y g o d i t d o e s
No, _stronger._
Mark: why won’t takis sponsor me?
Also mark: only sucks off the spice
I can’t put into words how much this triggered me
The is true
I've been looking for a comment specifying whether or not you're supposed to **eat** the chip or just suck off the dust, because I am not able to eat Takis
@@StarPichu12 Can't say that I'm surprised, tbh
@@DavidOrtiz-lp8sh why lol but he needs a pickle
My toxic trait is that this video repulses me but I keep coming back to watch it
Everytime I eat Takis, I come back to this video.
@@bdogstudios4848dedication.
I never thought I would intentionally rewatch a video of markiplier sucking on a bunch of takis again after 2 years
I love how he sounds like a taki junkie and his pupils are the size of pinholes
Same but the way he eats them still makes the voices louder
Same
me neither tbh...
Like fr me too lol
not the worst thing the mailman has seen coming up his walkway tbh
Hahaha yes!
nothing quite like that one time he was gagged and recieveing pancakes on a paddle :)
Lps Emily! Ack, I remember watching you when I was younger. I hope you're doing well! 🛐😩
@@misxfitx that never happened
@@taylora6122 it did??
mark: puts taki in his mouth.
me: chewing on my frosted flakes.
mark: spits taki out.
me: gags on frosted flakes.
He he I gave the 69th like 😏
i was eating a creme egg and i dropped it in my tea then had to scoop it out with burning fingers
I saw "Takis" and knew I shouldn't watch while eating. 😅
Just came back from the store with takis, now it's time to eat it with mark
I wasnt sure y he was making those noises then it just popped out
IVE NEVER "DAUFUQ?ed SO HARD💀
To make homemade taki powder here it is
1tbsp Sugar
1/2tbsp Salt
1/2tbsp Paprika
1/2 tbsp Cayenne powder
1/2tsp Chili's árbol powder
1tsp Citric acid
1/2tsp Turmeric
1/2tsp Red powder
MSGGGGGGGGGG (i forgot how much)
Thank god mark never saw this comment, he would've od'd on powder
w
msg???
you have saved my life for this recipe
what the hell is "red powder"?
The way Mark eats Takis is like watching this video without commenting about how Mark eats Takis
I FULLY believe he really ate that whole bag like that and Lixian just spared us
Lixian and Nerdfiction edited
"Ate"
@@travis_loves_cougars6451 they meant he “ate” them and didn’t actually eat them because he sucks on them like a mad lad
@@travis_loves_cougars6451 Ok How Bout This HUH, Tell Me If You Like This. B)
@@travis_loves_cougars6451 WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT? WHATS A LOWER CASE LETTER?
he did it, he's back to hopefully yelling at brand
hey didnt think id see you here
Who disliked this comment
GROM
999 forever
Is mordhau ded
The way mark eats Taki’s is like unwrapping a sweet, throwing it away and eating the wrapper
The way Mark “eats” Takis is like making a sandwich, and only eating the crust.
The “eat” being in quotes horrified me.
suck
@@ZzDanishzZ no u
I-
I specifically don't like how he DOESN'T chew the chip, and just sucks off the powder-
@@MaggotPuppy i thought i was the only one. it annoys me so much XD
@@MaggotPuppy right it feels so wasteful 😂
I mean, I lick powder off chips, but then I proceed to eat said chip
I think I figured out why Takis wouldn’t sponsor him...
“It’s like drugs.”
*doesn’t eat all of the takis just the powder*
“When i opened the bag, I got depressed.”
“Takis actually have a lot of suckability.”
Ah hell na, I'm addicted to takis and I think of it as a drug. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... 🤔🤔🤔
@@kidgonemissing first of all what
You forgot, "it looks like Shrek's turds!"
@@samuelbutton7185 I didn’t end up watching the whole video lmao 😂. But yet another very good example as to why Takis wouldn’t sponsor him. Pfft
you forgot " (in reference to john cena) He can eat my chips after im done sucking the good stuff off of it"
The way Mark eats Takis is like ripping the skin off of fried chicken and just leaving the chicken part 💀
mark: why wont they sponsor me
also mark: spits out the guacamole taki and the bufallo taki
Marks next video:
“I’m in the hospital again”
@hsjsgs gsjsgs Wow, I like your name. How'd you get it, hsjsgs gsjsgs?
And to follow up is a vid by Alex scolding him again.
Hell yea so true
lmao ikr
Mark's next video: Guys, so today I'm here to explain why I took too long to post thi- *vomits* uhg... Video...
I feel like one of the reasons why Takis didn't sponsor him is because he eats them like a psychopath
I would like but then it wouldn’t be 69
Facts
Can it really be called eating?
@@megu0609 i think its called "slurping"
@@joshuagonzales2045 I'm gagging
10:46 Lyxian didn’t need to do him like that😂
Greatest quotes “Mark” “ I would never eat this or suck it”💀
"I "Eat" every flavor of Takis"
"I "Suck" the flavor powder off expired Takis"
Fun fact, expired non-fresh products like Takis, chips, and cookies dont actually go bad. They lose flavor after the expiration date and may become stale but they dont actually become inedible.
@@rykoshuxero That reminds me of how my dad actually _prefers_ expired cereal because he likes the stale taste.
@@sweetsour4375 I could never do that
Bruh imagine there's some guy that snort Takis powder.....
@@tadanohiro5065 please no
Title: 'I "Eat""
Me: "Huh that's a little weird."
*Mark spits out Taki*
Me: "Oh god."
Amy: "What, you've never seen him eat Taki's before?"
[Deceased #1] "No, never!"
@@potatonumber200 momento mori 😞
Oh god oh fuck
its takis not taki i live in mexico thats why i know (there made in mexico)
Viewers from this mysterious channel, totally understand Mark's strange Taki habit.
I feel bad for the editor who had to spend time meticulously rendering a 20min recording of mark spitting out wet takis
Seeing Mark trying to be a Takis Connoisseur is so funny to me
Mark: *spits out soggy takis*
Everyone: *audible crying*
I read it as "edible crying" at first.
Exactly! It’s soggy and uggghhhhhh i am traumatized LMAO
@CowoO oh my god lol do you guys not like the crunchy chips part like I am having trouble understanding 😂
i dont feel good about this :(.
If you're hearing audible crying you might want to check yourself in somewhere.
Whenever he spits them out for a few seconds I'm like "did he not like them that much??" And then I'm like no he's just fucking wierd.
I guess you didn’t watch all of Unus Annus since he ate Takis like that in one of the videos
I mean I wouldn't actually eat them either, all corn chips are woesome. Now if they had that kind of powdery goodness on potato based chips though...
@@RoseRampage_ Unus Annus?
I totally agree with you lol. All of my friends and sisters hate spicy foods except takis and do this, but they LICK instead if just putting it in their mouth. It's stupid-_-
@@propelledgaming9441 oh, you poor soul.
The way mark put quotes around eat gets me everytime, it’s so funny
I gotta say. This is genuinely a masterpiece of a video, start to finish. I’ve watched it so many times over the years
Mark: “Why won’t they sponsor me?”
Also Mark: Sucking off Takis like he owes a debt.
OMFG. UNDERRATED COMMENT
Why did you word this comment this way?😂😂
You made me exhale joy sir.
@@veilfrab2888 well I am a ma’am but happy to be of exhaling joy service lol
@@VladimirJacinthe chaotic videos need chaotic comments lol
Mark: *puts Taki in mouth, sucks off the flavoring, spits out the chip-remnant*
Me: Nope. NopeNopeNope.
its honestly like physically gross
he says he eats every flavor of taki.... not the tortilla.
@@danieldacanay8811 me to at the start I forgot he did that and I was expecting him to chew it
It made me uncomfortable.
I can't even watch the video 😂 my goodness just chew themmmm 😆
10:55 "i'll taste it first, then i'll give the number. why would i know beforehand?"
I died when he realized all of the chips are expired🤣🤣
"I didn't ask to be paid in money, I asked to be paid in *powder*"
Mark, maybe they didn't sponsor you due to miscommunication
Underrated comment XD
when i first heard him say "POWDER" i first thought about that sugar powder
@@mintymonkey1758 like the white powder
@@rolopolo4720 mmmm yeah the white powder
@@mintymonkey1758 sheesh
Everyone: Eats normally
Mark: **Eats like a literal monster**
yes. *Sivert go down my spine*
@@steam_demon do you mean *"shivers go down my spine?"* lol
Bruh
@@rainbowcattail3367 SHRIVEL!!
@@rainbowcattail3367 nope my spine literally shriveled too im super short now oop
Rewatching this in 2023 horrifying flashbacks of mark "eating" takis
This should be called “Having a mental breakdown while sucking on takis”
Mark never learned how to suck on his thumb as a kid, so he went for the next best thing and carried it to his adulthood.
@@AnubisFactsGames He couldn't afford thumbs as a child
That would be it if it was an Unus annus video😞
Ethan after Unus annus: healthy, taking mental breaks, never better
Mark after Unus Annus: this, pop tarts, sour patch, etc. no more stomach
"Del Monte is Dead to me"
What’s unus annas wink wink it was never even a Chanel wink wink we shouldn’t talk about things that don’t exist WINK WINK!!!
@@MrRice-mr8sr wink wink
*wink, wink* never heard of Unus Annus...
Y'all good? Why are you guys talking abiut something that never exsisted? Electric chair/J
The way mark “eats” takis is the equivalent of throwing away a phone and just using the phonecase
The way mark “eats” takis is like pouring a drink into a shot glass and then drinking from the bottle
I knew _immediately_ this was just going to be Mark sucking on Takis.
Unus annus
Revolting yet I'm fixated. I cant turn away from this freudian display.
(That rhymed)
No no, succc
@@violet-dk1hj wat that
@@violet-dk1hj we don't say that 'round here
2:42 Takis probably didn’t sponsor you because of the way you “eat” their chips
(Edit) I didn’t expect this comment to get so much attention I just wanna say thanks to everyone and I still love you Mark even with your flaws
Taki eating times
1:20
5:04
7:50 (magically appeared)
8:04
11:40
12:16
13:23 (magically appeared)
14:30
16:01
17:34
18:00
18:56
19:25
21:07
23:03
23:42
24:38
26:36
26:47
27:00
Yeh I think "Shrek's turds" might've sealed the deal lol
17:46
@@MrDeath3OOO yeah what he said was such an insult :(
“Chips”
and he also wants to seduce them with his tongue
Yeah and maybe the fact that he only liked prob 3 😁
The way markiplier eats a taki is like eating only the skin on a chicken wing
The way mark "eats" takis is like buying a pizza, opening the pizza box, cutting of the crust, eating the crust before finally throwing away the rest of the pizza.
I love how Mark is talking about takis like he's talking about wine
The HON HON from him helps
I was LITERALLY just watching Neil Degrasse Tyson lmao and his wording was similar
Right 😂😂
PURE SALT, SPYCE AND MSG
Ain't it the same
mark doesn’t “eat” the takis, he sucks the living soul out of them
Lmao
That good good suck
Lol the powder is mostly the flavor
The BIG SUCC
He's not a takis eater, he's a takis reaper.
Never knew takis lore was this deep
Mark: wondering why takis wouldn’t sponsor him.
Takis: WELL MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU DONT CHEW THE GOD DAMN CHIP MARK?!?
Mark: “Oh hey UPS guy.”
I bet he’s glad he wasn’t wearing a gag this time.....
that was so awkward LMAO
Oh yea, that’s right, that was a thing that happened
There was never a gag there’s no proof
Gosh, I miss that one.
Oh yeahhhh on [REDACTED]
mark is like that crazy uncle that has a conspiracy theory about everything, and each one is strangely interesting.
True I’ve got an uncle like that
I literally just reloaded and now you’ve got over 100 likes what
I am that uncle.
This is his demo.
Crazy uncles and fascinated nephews n nieces.
I have 3 of these
@@littlehalflight oh
Markiplier is the type of guy to do a investigation on takis just from eating it like a clam
the way mark eats takis is like peeling an apple and eating the skin
Anyone else want a T-shirt that says "I survived Markiplier's Taki review" on it.
Omfg yesss
Sure how much?
Yes
✨ Y E S ✨
Me pls lmao
Mark “eating” takis is like sucking the salt off of a pistachio and not eating the inside
Bro💀💀😂😂
I do that😈
@@beamlover- same
I do the exact smae thing with twizlers
@@mrpickles1245 Imagine eating twizlers
It took my colorblind behind so long to realize there was a filter at the start.
Mark: **Spits out Taki**
Me: “Oh yeah, forgot he did that.”
So did I. I didn't want to be reminded
I also forgot he did that. Not happy to be reminded
You literally read my mind 😂
yeah i forgot too tbh. then i realized same reaction
i thought the exact same thing lol
Mark: freely advertises takis for free
Taki: yeah no you eat them like a toddler, can’t sponsor
maybe its his payback for not sponsoring him
@@omrmohammed5095 Gasp, You think outside the box, like a fellow big brain would. Congratulations.
@@greenturts460 Hello, I would like to tender my application to the big brain gang. I have very many qualifications to be a fellow big brain. Such as:
MASSIVE BRAIN
I think the way mark eats taki's is torture
Im subscribed to pewdiepie
I liked this video
Please consider my application.
Sincerely
Your soon-to-be fellow big brain
The Dude That read your comment on the internet
Im back, and this is still how I remember it. Never changes in quality.
‘’Pulling the chip off the chip tree’’ got me dying
I think what scares me the most is that mark has ate countless bags of takis that way.
I eat all of it
It's so satisfying when my mouth soaks the taki and it becomes easy to bite there's no sound when I lick it off
@@haroldreginald970 ur weird bruh
@@deo8375 He’s not weird it’s just different :D
@@haroldreginald970 you make me want to eat takis, I already like them but you make me want to eat them with a passion
Mark you “eating” takis is like an old grandpa with no teeth sucking on tacos
that’s an awful mental image, thank you
That's a very good representation of Mark
@@wormonastring849 I dont know what you saw but ill say something pg
Fuckin rollin at your comment 💀😭
So dead on 🤣
By that pfp I can tell you are a man of culture
the way mark "eats" takis is the equivalent of someone buying sushi and eating the seaweed on the outside
Markiplier turns really boring video ideas into the funniest stuff
I forgot that is the way he “eats” taki’s. Gives me the shivers.
What do you mean it's so graceful
He succ, not eat.
Same here, I was about to comment this
Why no chew?
What do you mean??
i am thoroughly convinced that the only reason Taki’s didn’t sponsor Mark is because he just sucks the flavor off
HAHA
However, we would’ve gotten a less cringe video if they just sent him the powder
Thats what she said
I suck the flavor off too.
@@Emma7878 Oooo
I wanna watch him try the flavors that's came out over the last couple years
"he can eat my chips after i've sucked the good stuff out of them" HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS😭😭
Mark: "Maybe these are different if i bite them?"
Internet: "Daring today, aren't we?"
This was a high quality comment. Thank you good person.
@@jfsf4368 agreed
Mark : **Eating Every Flavour Of Takis !!!**
Mark 2 Days Later : **I'm In The Hospital Again ...**
well its been 6 days
For... what, the 4th time?
Ikr I have heard you can litteraly burn ur stomache
Despite the utterly disturbing way of eating featured here-this video is a comfort video for me
“I have made a deal with RUclips that you can’t remove this video from your watch history”
**deletes the video from my watch history**
Lixian had to watch wet, bare Takis fall out of Mark’s mouth for at least like an hour. I’ve never felt so bad for an editor
Try like, probably three hours.
He doesn't get la yes enough for this
And the sounds 😩
There are 3 different camera angles, a separate audio channel that has to be synced, and multiple custom assets that were used. Lyxian most likely had to spend at least 4-8 hours having to watch Mark suck on Takis like a disgusting madman.
@@lordlemmingman jesus christ
Mark: "I've asked Takis and they won't sponsor me."
Me: "Ah man, that sucks."
Mark: *sucks on a Taki but doesn't eat the chip*
Me: "You know what? I understand now." Lol
honestly
Tru
His method of eating Takis disgusts me.
Thats how I eat them, but I eat the chip after
@@obama5041 that okay in my book
The way mark eats Takis it is a war crime
The way mark “eats” takes is like buying a game throwing out the disc and keeping the case
Every time I see Mark put a chip in his mouth and I don’t hear a crunch, my soul dies a little.
I actually never got these because they don't have them in my country, but there like chip's than? Just curious.
@@tiuritemple4821 they are tortilla chips with strong spices on them which makes them so known for their spice. How marks eating it is kinda like eating chips and salsa without the chips
Im only givin u respect cause u have wolff in ur name. Ur lucky
When I read it I was like oh yeah true lol, and then it happened and I actively focused on it.
*I felt myself d i e*
@@eaganyoung8163 your names eagen stop talking your not doing nothing go dive off a 8 story building
Mark: not a masochist
Also Mark: only eats hot powder, and citric acid
XD
that is also me.
I would have never expected that I would return to this video four times. And also that the fourth time, I would finally have had takis myself to eat/succ while watching, and that one of the flavors I had while watching, "volcano", would not even be in this video. magical.
I ate blue heat takis while watching the video
And seeing him sucking chips, makes me hungry.
@@AgnesBooth-zu7tw its a weird relationship.
Because it is kinda gross to watch someone do it. But also not to you when u are doing it yourself.
sniff cocain? NO
sniff cheeto dust? NO
sniff takis powder? YES
Imagine being corn and spending your whole life in a field until someone harvests you and you get sent to a Taki's processing factory to be sold in a store. Then after days of waiting you see a man approach you and bring you home for consumption, only to have him suck the powder off of you and spit you onto a paper towel while recording a youtube video. That's what you're doing here Mark
Imagine this scene in Sausage Party
Poor corn
Lol
You just canceled, Mark. What have you done....
I lick all the powder then eat the tortilla
Mark: “They didn’t sponsor me for some reason”
Proceeds to eat like a psychopath
Hello fellow food what do you think about human?
Do you really think he asked them to sponsor him? Tf lol
@@sir.2015 do you underestimate mark? smh
@@sir.2015 i mean he did that twice
@@Kuno6969 but did you saw him doing it live??or did he just said that lol
The way Mark “eats” takis is like grabbing a plate for your food and then smashing the plate
Mark eats Takies like a phycopath, noted
The way Mark eats Takis gives me legitimate psychic damage
I'm quivering in moi boots
I need therapy after this video
When I saw him open the takis like that..
I don't think bro is human
WHY DOES HE SPIT THEM OUT
EWWWWW
Facts
He doesn't eat the takis, he steals their power and gains it for himself.
@FeO2 FeS mmm yes cannibalism
@FeO2 FeS and good kind
Cannibalism is awesome. Humans taste like pork
I can't leave you kids alone for a day, Jesus Christ.
@@Crynope there is nothing wrong with cannibalism. It’s legal as long as you are not caught
The way mark eats takis is like building a piece of furniture from IKEA and finishing it, then realizing you messed up on step 2
I eat every taki flavor❌
I licked every taki flavor✅
That disappointing feeling mark has when there isnt a lot of dust is how everyone else feels watching him eat suck them off
Damn, its so true, every bag of takis taste different!!!
Omg that's so true lol
Yeah I was triggered during the whole video when I saw him just sucking all the powder off of them
I don't know what to comment
bruh its like those people who lick the cream off oreos and then dont eat the actual cookie
The way Mark eats Takis, is like a dollar bill refusing to go into a vending machine.
Honestly this is too accurate 🤣
pain
lol u said that and he did it
why is this so trueeeee
This comment fulfilled alot
This entire video is just the main plot of dune
The way mark “eats” takis is like asking for a phone and getting a phone from 1983
🎩🧁🎸🪝🎤
🐻🐥🐰🦊🐯
Mark: Compares them to drugs, spits them out, berates factories, points out flaws.
Also Mark: For some reason, they just won't sponsor me.
Well they are addictive
The fact that he just sucks on it and doesn’t eat it. Makes me feel uncomfortable
Very true
@@davidjdunham no you 🤣
@@urnotkind no you
@@urnotkind your late btw 🤣
Same 😂
the way that mark eats takis is like stomping on a dried leaf and not crushing it
A few days ago I've seen Takis for the first time ever here in Austria. They were blue and somehow appealing... but then I read "with artificial flavors" prominent on the front, so I didn't buy them xD
*I wouldn't sponsor someone who sucked on my chips like a ring pop either*
I would HAHA
Ikr
OOOOOF
That sounds kinda sus
i was wondering why they didn’t sponsor him.
until i saw him “eat” the takis
You must have missed Unus Annus. Poor soul
All of the Unus Annus fans were prepared for this🤚💀
@@MCTreb91 fr🤚😭
😂😂😂😂
the spice is all mark cares about Takis, the tortillas just suck