I "Eat" Every Flavor of Takis

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

Комментарии • 59 тыс.

  • @kosherkitties5897
    @kosherkitties5897 3 года назад +2237

    Mark: Compares them to drugs, spits them out, berates factories, points out flaws.
    Also Mark: For some reason, they just won't sponsor me.

    • @smokeygaming3565
      @smokeygaming3565 3 года назад +21

      Well they are addictive

    • @kaidenkae
      @kaidenkae Месяц назад +9

      And yet somehow after watching this video, I have developed a taki addiction

    • @JesseBailey-s4m
      @JesseBailey-s4m Месяц назад +8

      The way he eats them is the reason he won’t get sponsored

    • @KIRB881
      @KIRB881 Месяц назад +3

      He aint wrong, takis are addictive.

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 3 года назад +5581

    I now know WAY too much information about Takis

  • @cubic6473
    @cubic6473 3 года назад +58697

    mark is like that crazy uncle that has a conspiracy theory about everything, and each one is strangely interesting.

    • @romanlutterotti3158
      @romanlutterotti3158 3 года назад +613

      True I’ve got an uncle like that

    • @hiimpico4322
      @hiimpico4322 3 года назад +313

      I literally just reloaded and now you’ve got over 100 likes what

    • @DASRH
      @DASRH 3 года назад +265

      I am that uncle.
      This is his demo.
      Crazy uncles and fascinated nephews n nieces.

    • @littlehalflight
      @littlehalflight 3 года назад +65

      I have 3 of these

    • @Blastofftheplanet
      @Blastofftheplanet 3 года назад +27

      @@littlehalflight oh

  • @sweetdreamer1117
    @sweetdreamer1117 Год назад +984

    My toxic trait is that this video repulses me but I keep coming back to watch it

    • @bdogstudios4848
      @bdogstudios4848 8 месяцев назад +19

      Everytime I eat Takis, I come back to this video.

    • @chococat10498
      @chococat10498 7 месяцев назад

      @@bdogstudios4848dedication.

    • @sariahsvhs
      @sariahsvhs 6 месяцев назад +3

      REAL

    • @JohnTron723
      @JohnTron723 5 месяцев назад +1

      SAME

    • @eggi4443
      @eggi4443 4 месяца назад +1

      god same it's so strange I just have to come back

  • @circusclown1503
    @circusclown1503 3 года назад +24023

    “There is nothing weird about the way I eat takis” has the same energy as “I’m not a masochist”

  • @lps-emily
    @lps-emily 3 года назад +14031

    not the worst thing the mailman has seen coming up his walkway tbh

    • @Wolflover377
      @Wolflover377 3 года назад +91

      Hahaha yes!

    • @misxfitx
      @misxfitx 3 года назад +780

      nothing quite like that one time he was gagged and recieveing pancakes on a paddle :)

    • @swiftierep13
      @swiftierep13 3 года назад +65

      Lps Emily! Ack, I remember watching you when I was younger. I hope you're doing well! 🛐😩

    • @taylora6122
      @taylora6122 3 года назад +148

      @@misxfitx that never happened

    • @druggoblin9721
      @druggoblin9721 3 года назад +35

      @@taylora6122 it did??

  • @redlightningwolf183
    @redlightningwolf183 3 года назад +4161

    I FULLY believe he really ate that whole bag like that and Lixian just spared us

    • @monsters691
      @monsters691 3 года назад +74

      "Ate"

    • @pluto2469
      @pluto2469 3 года назад +53

      @@poppaduck4686 they meant he “ate” them and didn’t actually eat them because he sucks on them like a mad lad

    • @𫫢
      @𫫢 3 года назад +7

      @@poppaduck4686 Ok How Bout This HUH, Tell Me If You Like This. B)

    • @iqceo4276
      @iqceo4276 3 года назад +10

      @@poppaduck4686 WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT? WHATS A LOWER CASE LETTER?

    • @isaacsonnenberg7080
      @isaacsonnenberg7080 3 года назад +7

      @@iqceo4276 IVE NEVER SEEN LOWERCASE LETTERS WHAT ARE THOSE???

  • @Frog_Beanie
    @Frog_Beanie 11 месяцев назад +198

    The way mark eats Taki’s is like unwrapping a sweet, throwing it away and eating the wrapper

  • @Arah-i4y
    @Arah-i4y 3 года назад +3687

    I think I figured out why Takis wouldn’t sponsor him...
    “It’s like drugs.”
    *doesn’t eat all of the takis just the powder*
    “When i opened the bag, I got depressed.”
    “Takis actually have a lot of suckability.”

    • @kidgonemissing
      @kidgonemissing 3 года назад +13

      Ah hell na, I'm addicted to takis and I think of it as a drug. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... 🤔🤔🤔

    • @EthanMeatan
      @EthanMeatan 3 года назад +4

      @@kidgonemissing first of all what

    • @samuelbutton7185
      @samuelbutton7185 3 года назад +23

      You forgot, "it looks like Shrek's turds!"

    • @Arah-i4y
      @Arah-i4y 3 года назад +7

      @@samuelbutton7185 I didn’t end up watching the whole video lmao 😂. But yet another very good example as to why Takis wouldn’t sponsor him. Pfft

    • @celery.0532
      @celery.0532 3 года назад +6

      you forgot " (in reference to john cena) He can eat my chips after im done sucking the good stuff off of it"

  • @amydartez
    @amydartez 3 года назад +10217

    Mark: why won’t takis sponsor me?
    Also mark: only sucks off the spice

    • @DavidOrtiz-lp8sh
      @DavidOrtiz-lp8sh 3 года назад +470

      I can’t put into words how much this triggered me

    • @gamingwithjon9731
      @gamingwithjon9731 3 года назад +26

      The is true

    • @mayathemayar4469
      @mayathemayar4469 3 года назад +62

      I've been looking for a comment specifying whether or not you're supposed to **eat** the chip or just suck off the dust, because I am not able to eat Takis

    • @mayathemayar4469
      @mayathemayar4469 3 года назад +21

      @@StarPichu12 Can't say that I'm surprised, tbh

    • @looleas
      @looleas 3 года назад +3

      @@DavidOrtiz-lp8sh why lol but he needs a pickle

  • @bumblebelle6742
    @bumblebelle6742 3 года назад +1083

    Alternate title: Mark talks about takis and makes hints at a channel that never existed for 27 minutes

  • @argos_lucien
    @argos_lucien Месяц назад +15

    Mark: "I didn't ask to be payed in money, I asked to be payed in powder"
    That one Taki's employee who read Mark's email: "Wait, he wasn't asking for cocaine?"

  • @sofiastj
    @sofiastj 3 года назад +2104

    Title: 'I "Eat""
    Me: "Huh that's a little weird."
    *Mark spits out Taki*
    Me: "Oh god."

    • @potatonumber200
      @potatonumber200 3 года назад +74

      Amy: "What, you've never seen him eat Taki's before?"
      [Deceased #1] "No, never!"

    • @gwinnellheald8592
      @gwinnellheald8592 3 года назад +21

      @@potatonumber200 momento mori 😞

    • @starbuckslatte8157
      @starbuckslatte8157 3 года назад +7

      Oh god oh fuck

    • @rosapenaloza8682
      @rosapenaloza8682 3 года назад

      its takis not taki i live in mexico thats why i know (there made in mexico)

    • @darkwolfag12
      @darkwolfag12 3 года назад +5

      Viewers from this mysterious channel, totally understand Mark's strange Taki habit.

  • @jprofio
    @jprofio 3 года назад +11131

    Mark: Can you pay me a sponsorship entirely in powder?
    Takis: What the actual fuck

    • @benecrim1724
      @benecrim1724 3 года назад +360

      Lmao yea that's probably how it went

    • @luckylawnclippings
      @luckylawnclippings 3 года назад +47

      Lmao

    • @aryanahire2337
      @aryanahire2337 3 года назад +289

      Markiplier: I suck all the dust and spit the rest.
      Me: Ayo WTF are you doing!?
      Edit: Holy crap I have over 50 likes

    • @sheriffgunshot6332
      @sheriffgunshot6332 3 года назад +32

      This is way to funny

    • @WolfQueenLydia
      @WolfQueenLydia 3 года назад +49

      Maybe they thought he meant the coke xD

  • @jessemiller6413
    @jessemiller6413 3 года назад +1996

    2:42 Takis probably didn’t sponsor you because of the way you “eat” their chips
    (Edit) I didn’t expect this comment to get so much attention I just wanna say thanks to everyone and I still love you Mark even with your flaws
    Taki eating times
    1:20
    5:04
    7:50 (magically appeared)
    8:04
    11:40
    12:16
    13:23 (magically appeared)
    14:30
    16:01
    17:34
    18:00
    18:56
    19:25
    21:07
    23:03
    23:42
    24:38
    26:36
    26:47
    27:00

    • @MrDeath3OOO
      @MrDeath3OOO 3 года назад +37

      Yeh I think "Shrek's turds" might've sealed the deal lol
      17:46

    • @chrysanthemum_tea1938
      @chrysanthemum_tea1938 3 года назад +3

      @@MrDeath3OOO yeah what he said was such an insult :(

    • @alexprice8632
      @alexprice8632 3 года назад +1

      “Chips”

    • @maddie6050
      @maddie6050 3 года назад +3

      and he also wants to seduce them with his tongue

    • @gunslinger5563
      @gunslinger5563 3 года назад +2

      Yeah and maybe the fact that he only liked prob 3 😁

  • @JadeBenard
    @JadeBenard Год назад +499

    To make homemade taki powder here it is
    1tbsp Sugar
    1/2tbsp Salt
    1/2tbsp Paprika
    1/2 tbsp Cayenne powder
    1/2tsp Chili's árbol powder
    1tsp Citric acid
    1/2tsp Turmeric
    1/2tsp Red powder
    MSGGGGGGGGGG (i forgot how much)

  • @ryanboucher3779
    @ryanboucher3779 3 года назад +26511

    Lixian had to watch wet, bare Takis fall out of Mark’s mouth for at least like an hour. I’ve never felt so bad for an editor

    • @christiancousineau9662
      @christiancousineau9662 3 года назад +916

      Try like, probably three hours.

    • @molol_potions5267
      @molol_potions5267 3 года назад +198

      He doesn't get la yes enough for this

    • @Sku11yLov3
      @Sku11yLov3 3 года назад +339

      And the sounds 😩

    • @lordlemmingman
      @lordlemmingman 3 года назад +1082

      There are 3 different camera angles, a separate audio channel that has to be synced, and multiple custom assets that were used. Lyxian most likely had to spend at least 4-8 hours having to watch Mark suck on Takis like a disgusting madman.

    • @stinkycrustman
      @stinkycrustman 3 года назад +235

      @@lordlemmingman jesus christ

  • @cleoedler9375
    @cleoedler9375 3 года назад +1634

    Ethan after Unus annus: healthy, taking mental breaks, never better
    Mark after Unus Annus: this, pop tarts, sour patch, etc. no more stomach

    • @pipergrant7903
      @pipergrant7903 3 года назад +66

      "Del Monte is Dead to me"

    • @MrRice-mr8sr
      @MrRice-mr8sr 3 года назад +23

      What’s unus annas wink wink it was never even a Chanel wink wink we shouldn’t talk about things that don’t exist WINK WINK!!!

    • @MrFujin
      @MrFujin 3 года назад +9

      @@MrRice-mr8sr wink wink

    • @edwardoandeleletsgo8663
      @edwardoandeleletsgo8663 3 года назад +7

      *wink, wink* never heard of Unus Annus...

    • @thats_so_benson8003
      @thats_so_benson8003 3 года назад +8

      Y'all good? Why are you guys talking abiut something that never exsisted? Electric chair/J

  • @newt1348
    @newt1348 3 года назад +1211

    "I asked to be paid in _powder._ And they said no."
    don't do drugs, kids.

    • @J4s._.b33
      @J4s._.b33 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Taynk_real
      @Taynk_real 3 года назад +5

      wanna buy a box of thin mints

    • @jayhansen4918
      @jayhansen4918 3 года назад +7

      You just made me imagine snorting taki powder

    • @jim-dandyjosephjoestar9521
      @jim-dandyjosephjoestar9521 3 года назад +2

      @@jayhansen4918 dont. I was stupid and did it. I had a cold at the time and it disappeared. But so did my sense of smell plus all i felt was pain

    • @newquinn22
      @newquinn22 3 года назад +3

      @@jim-dandyjosephjoestar9521 it got rid of the cold though, right?

  • @Tedy0804
    @Tedy0804 Год назад +41

    mark: why wont they sponsor me
    also mark: spits out the guacamole taki and the bufallo taki

  • @tddornPlays
    @tddornPlays 3 года назад +41239

    The way Mark eats Takis is like stepping on a leaf and it not being crunchy.

  • @lottiel5345
    @lottiel5345 3 года назад +663

    Mark: goes to hospital after eating expired pop tarts
    Mark: eats expired taki’s
    Me: uh oh

    • @Ida.C
      @Ida.C 3 года назад +17

      Well since he is not technically eating them, he just casually sUck tHe sPicE out of them and then spit them out hihi

    • @DC-zj6ml
      @DC-zj6ml 3 года назад +12

      Succin that bacteria straight off the chip

    • @mickey__2207
      @mickey__2207 3 года назад

      I literally thought the same thing when I saw the notification for the video

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 3 года назад +4

      Nah chips will outlast the sphinx as long as the bag is sealed properly.
      Sure they go stale after a long while but they never really become inedible.

  • @groglapin9304
    @groglapin9304 3 года назад +8125

    Marks next video:
    “I’m in the hospital again”

    • @gdcoolkid2213
      @gdcoolkid2213 3 года назад +38

      @hsjsgs gsjsgs Wow, I like your name. How'd you get it, hsjsgs gsjsgs?

    • @RyanM92
      @RyanM92 3 года назад +50

      And to follow up is a vid by Alex scolding him again.

    • @sem_ghost1807
      @sem_ghost1807 3 года назад +7

      Hell yea so true

    • @MoonHeroz
      @MoonHeroz 3 года назад +2

      lmao ikr

    • @vasko6699
      @vasko6699 3 года назад +25

      Mark's next video: Guys, so today I'm here to explain why I took too long to post thi- *vomits* uhg... Video...

  • @Womanavoider
    @Womanavoider 7 месяцев назад +23

    I feel bad for the editor who had to spend time meticulously rendering a 20min recording of mark spitting out wet takis

  • @Gromek999
    @Gromek999 3 года назад +7066

    he did it, he's back to hopefully yelling at brand

  • @yourpsychicfriendfredbear
    @yourpsychicfriendfredbear 3 года назад +662

    One day, Mark’s friends and family are going to find him sobbing and huddled in a corner with 46 fuego takis in his mouth.

    • @crashall-420
      @crashall-420 3 года назад +6

      I love ur pfp and username XD

    • @insignificantramblings
      @insignificantramblings 3 года назад +9

      And it's going to look exactly like the hot dog videos from [REDACTED]

    • @anotherdono1829
      @anotherdono1829 3 года назад +4

      A time traveler I see

    • @NoxiousStar
      @NoxiousStar 3 года назад +2

      True. I wouldn’t expect less from Mark

    • @blarf4982
      @blarf4982 3 года назад

      and then hes going to spit them all out at once

  • @RedRecorder
    @RedRecorder 3 года назад +926

    I love how Mark is talking about takis like he's talking about wine

  • @AlexTh-u
    @AlexTh-u 4 месяца назад +5

    Takis make Mark have major mood swings. "I'm depressed" two seconds later "Happy!"

  • @qubingjianshen8210
    @qubingjianshen8210 3 года назад +968

    Mark: "Maybe these are different if i bite them?"
    Internet: "Daring today, aren't we?"

    • @jfsf4368
      @jfsf4368 3 года назад +11

      This was a high quality comment. Thank you good person.

    • @hardlyjace
      @hardlyjace 3 года назад +3

      @@jfsf4368 agreed

  • @Mr_Spazzomatic
    @Mr_Spazzomatic 3 года назад +342

    Mark: i wonder why they didnt sponsor me
    Also mark: proceeds to commit various war crimes throughout the video

  • @osian.667
    @osian.667 3 года назад +416

    Mark:*eats expired chips*
    Me knowing how he gets:he's about to give us a "I'm in the hospital "video real soon.

  • @deathking4119
    @deathking4119 11 месяцев назад +8

    I wanna watch him try the flavors that's came out over the last couple years

  • @gharmon06
    @gharmon06 3 года назад +2795

    mark: puts taki in his mouth.
    me: chewing on my frosted flakes.
    mark: spits taki out.
    me: gags on frosted flakes.

    • @darkrockman2389
      @darkrockman2389 3 года назад +22

      He he I gave the 69th like 😏

    • @ilikebreadsticks1880
      @ilikebreadsticks1880 3 года назад +51

      i was eating a creme egg and i dropped it in my tea then had to scoop it out with burning fingers

    • @echoedinnocence
      @echoedinnocence 3 года назад +20

      I saw "Takis" and knew I shouldn't watch while eating. 😅

    • @Gustavo-po9bd
      @Gustavo-po9bd 3 года назад +11

      Just came back from the store with takis, now it's time to eat it with mark

    • @stopbro5842
      @stopbro5842 3 года назад +7

      I wasnt sure y he was making those noises then it just popped out
      IVE NEVER "DAUFUQ?ed SO HARD💀

  • @alexlikesgoats
    @alexlikesgoats 3 года назад +553

    mark: *eats expired poptarts and goes to the hospital*
    also mark: *'eats' every flavor of takis expired immediately after*

    • @shannon3662
      @shannon3662 3 года назад +5

      mark: in hospital a week later because of takis lmao

  • @Theaterlime
    @Theaterlime 3 года назад +523

    Mark: not a masochist
    Also Mark: only eats hot powder, and citric acid

  • @DemonicDuchebag
    @DemonicDuchebag 8 месяцев назад +6

    Mark: wondering why takis wouldn’t sponsor him.
    Takis: WELL MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU DONT CHEW THE GOD DAMN CHIP MARK?!?

  • @karrinafinley1707
    @karrinafinley1707 3 года назад +7426

    Mark: *spits out soggy takis*
    Everyone: *audible crying*

    • @theintelligentmilkjug944
      @theintelligentmilkjug944 3 года назад +174

      I read it as "edible crying" at first.

    • @WeaklyStars
      @WeaklyStars 3 года назад +82

      Exactly! It’s soggy and uggghhhhhh i am traumatized LMAO

    • @WeaklyStars
      @WeaklyStars 3 года назад +46

      @CowoO oh my god lol do you guys not like the crunchy chips part like I am having trouble understanding 😂

    • @hassenalwaely6215
      @hassenalwaely6215 3 года назад +15

      i dont feel good about this :(.

    • @bojyoohoo
      @bojyoohoo 3 года назад +6

      If you're hearing audible crying you might want to check yourself in somewhere.

  • @crusty584
    @crusty584 3 года назад +5215

    Mark “eating” takis is like sucking the salt off of a pistachio and not eating the inside

  • @TeufelHunden927
    @TeufelHunden927 3 года назад +4696

    Every time I see Mark put a chip in his mouth and I don’t hear a crunch, my soul dies a little.

    • @tiuritemple4821
      @tiuritemple4821 3 года назад +31

      I actually never got these because they don't have them in my country, but there like chip's than? Just curious.

    • @ahuskypingu7530
      @ahuskypingu7530 3 года назад +81

      @@tiuritemple4821 they are tortilla chips with strong spices on them which makes them so known for their spice. How marks eating it is kinda like eating chips and salsa without the chips

    • @eaganyoung8163
      @eaganyoung8163 3 года назад +2

      Im only givin u respect cause u have wolff in ur name. Ur lucky

    • @wowmyname4506
      @wowmyname4506 3 года назад +15

      When I read it I was like oh yeah true lol, and then it happened and I actively focused on it.
      *I felt myself d i e*

    • @4thhokage580
      @4thhokage580 3 года назад +2

      @@eaganyoung8163 your names eagen stop talking your not doing nothing go dive off a 8 story building

  • @DDoylee
    @DDoylee 8 месяцев назад +16

    I gotta say. This is genuinely a masterpiece of a video, start to finish. I’ve watched it so many times over the years

  • @geekyjulia6053
    @geekyjulia6053 3 года назад +693

    The person who gifted Mark's first Takis never ever would have able to predict what they started.

    • @Pamesahne
      @Pamesahne 3 года назад +4

      Domino_meme.jpg

    • @theswissmiss69
      @theswissmiss69 3 года назад +2

      I feel like Mark coming in contact with Takis is something inevitable... or else the place time continuum would collapse in on itself.

  • @tancewaslost5196
    @tancewaslost5196 3 года назад +3455

    Everyone: Eats normally
    Mark: **Eats like a literal monster**

    • @steam_demon
      @steam_demon 3 года назад +20

      yes. *Sivert go down my spine*

    • @rainbowcattail4282
      @rainbowcattail4282 3 года назад +8

      @@steam_demon do you mean *"shivers go down my spine?"* lol

    • @averagebeast1365
      @averagebeast1365 3 года назад +4

      Bruh

    • @haydengodfrey8346
      @haydengodfrey8346 3 года назад +6

      @@rainbowcattail4282 SHRIVEL!!

    • @HBell-mx2ez
      @HBell-mx2ez 3 года назад +6

      @@rainbowcattail4282 nope my spine literally shriveled too im super short now oop

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService 3 года назад +1034

    Imagine going to the store and seeing some guy buying every single bag of Takis in the entire store, and you look closer and it's Markiplier

    • @rebeccadubois9741
      @rebeccadubois9741 3 года назад +10

      XD

    • @haileyh8140
      @haileyh8140 3 года назад +3

      Omg seriously- I would've died-

    • @tipphilips8252
      @tipphilips8252 3 года назад +15

      And then you find out what he did to the takis.....

    • @Jaay.508
      @Jaay.508 3 года назад +3

      I’d be scared

    • @Sp00ksOdyssey
      @Sp00ksOdyssey 3 года назад

      such a waste tbh where he gonna put all those bags and soggy tortilla chips when he’s done 😓😅

  • @MediumRareTree
    @MediumRareTree 6 месяцев назад +6

    It took my colorblind behind so long to realize there was a filter at the start.

  • @kingboo6297
    @kingboo6297 3 года назад +478

    I don’t know what’s more cursed: the way you “eat” takis or the way you open the bag

    • @Stennishh
      @Stennishh 3 года назад +12

      at least he didn't drop one into a glass of juice again.
      _...wait, how do I know that_

    • @Eudaemoniumm
      @Eudaemoniumm 3 года назад +2

      @@Stennishh how did you know that..?

    • @starrynight365-r3m
      @starrynight365-r3m 3 года назад

      @@Stennishh Lol why does this sound like what Nikocado Avocado would do?

    • @isabellight8418
      @isabellight8418 3 года назад

      Theres no way you can decide which one is more cursed

    • @isabellight8418
      @isabellight8418 3 года назад

      @@Stennishh hmmmm that's weird how do you know that .____.

  • @Crynope
    @Crynope 3 года назад +2326

    He doesn't eat the takis, he steals their power and gains it for himself.

    • @bryxce3099
      @bryxce3099 3 года назад +5

      @FeO2 FeS mmm yes cannibalism

    • @bryxce3099
      @bryxce3099 3 года назад +4

      @FeO2 FeS and good kind

    • @ilovemen671
      @ilovemen671 3 года назад +5

      Cannibalism is awesome. Humans taste like pork

    • @Crynope
      @Crynope 3 года назад +6

      I can't leave you kids alone for a day, Jesus Christ.

    • @ilovemen671
      @ilovemen671 3 года назад +6

      @@Crynope there is nothing wrong with cannibalism. It’s legal as long as you are not caught

  • @FlameKB
    @FlameKB 3 года назад +3582

    The “eat” being in quotes horrified me.

    • @ZzDanishzZ
      @ZzDanishzZ 3 года назад +37

      suck

    • @Koi_Swirl
      @Koi_Swirl 3 года назад +8

      @@ZzDanishzZ no u

    • @MaggotPuppy
      @MaggotPuppy 3 года назад +59

      I-
      I specifically don't like how he DOESN'T chew the chip, and just sucks off the powder-

    • @GamerKidFrom95
      @GamerKidFrom95 3 года назад +26

      @@MaggotPuppy i thought i was the only one. it annoys me so much XD

    • @myriahkeays3846
      @myriahkeays3846 3 года назад +31

      @@MaggotPuppy right it feels so wasteful 😂
      I mean, I lick powder off chips, but then I proceed to eat said chip

  • @WhoIsDo0927
    @WhoIsDo0927 3 года назад +391

    I love that Mark still wears the the earring that he originally didn't want from the channel that doesn't exist and has never existed. Just a nice sentimental reminder.

    • @the_nikster1
      @the_nikster1 3 года назад +25

      same... I wonder if that's why he still wears it. he was playing like he hated it but I bet he secretly loved it haha

    • @heehoopeenut2579
      @heehoopeenut2579 3 года назад +14

      no no no, he hates it but he still wears it because he’s “not a masochist”

    • @bean4546
      @bean4546 3 года назад

      Same ⬜⬛⬜⬛

    • @JacobGrim
      @JacobGrim 3 года назад +2

      LORE?!?!

    • @randomuploads8471
      @randomuploads8471 3 года назад +2

      @@the_nikster1 it has to stay in for a few months

  • @eklectic497
    @eklectic497 2 года назад +4724

    The way Mark eats Takis gives me legitimate psychic damage

  • @mariahtyner9501
    @mariahtyner9501 3 года назад +1745

    Mark: freely advertises takis for free
    Taki: yeah no you eat them like a toddler, can’t sponsor

    • @omrmohammed5095
      @omrmohammed5095 3 года назад +27

      maybe its his payback for not sponsoring him

    • @greenturts460
      @greenturts460 3 года назад +10

      @@omrmohammed5095 Gasp, You think outside the box, like a fellow big brain would. Congratulations.

    • @reefblackford5882
      @reefblackford5882 3 года назад +2

      @@greenturts460 Hello, I would like to tender my application to the big brain gang. I have very many qualifications to be a fellow big brain. Such as:
      MASSIVE BRAIN
      I think the way mark eats taki's is torture
      Im subscribed to pewdiepie
      I liked this video
      Please consider my application.
      Sincerely
      Your soon-to-be fellow big brain
      The Dude That read your comment on the internet

  • @squeebers
    @squeebers 15 дней назад +1

    "There's nothing weird about the way I eat Takis."
    Says the guy who swallowed his food so fast he barely tasted it to begin with for most of his life.

  • @EtherForce
    @EtherForce 3 года назад +815

    Mark: "There is nothing weird about the way I eat Takis."
    Also Mark: Proceeds to eat Takis in a weird way for thirty minutes.

  • @Fediani4
    @Fediani4 3 года назад +2890

    "I "Eat" every flavor of Takis"
    "I "Suck" the flavor powder off expired Takis"

    • @rykoshuxero
      @rykoshuxero 3 года назад +86

      Fun fact, expired non-fresh products like Takis, chips, and cookies dont actually go bad. They lose flavor after the expiration date and may become stale but they dont actually become inedible.

    • @sweetsour4375
      @sweetsour4375 3 года назад +48

      @@rykoshuxero That reminds me of how my dad actually _prefers_ expired cereal because he likes the stale taste.

    • @Antinomy-lr9yw
      @Antinomy-lr9yw 3 года назад +17

      @@sweetsour4375 I could never do that

    • @tadanohiro5065
      @tadanohiro5065 3 года назад +9

      Bruh imagine there's some guy that snort Takis powder.....

    • @xylogonesilent5240
      @xylogonesilent5240 3 года назад +1

      @@tadanohiro5065 please no

  • @Vanessa.V123
    @Vanessa.V123 3 года назад +1207

    I think the most scary thing is not the way he “eats” takis it’s that he is so obsessed that he has analyzed the top of the bags so many times that he has concluded that there are 3 factors in the U.S.

  • @madridmallory
    @madridmallory 6 месяцев назад +5

    The way markiplier eats a taki is like eating only the skin on a chicken wing

  • @geoleon3629
    @geoleon3629 3 года назад +2235

    "I didn't ask to be paid in money, I asked to be paid in *powder*"
    Mark, maybe they didn't sponsor you due to miscommunication

    • @Nightther
      @Nightther 3 года назад +35

      Underrated comment XD

    • @mintymonkey1758
      @mintymonkey1758 3 года назад +39

      when i first heard him say "POWDER" i first thought about that sugar powder

    • @rolopolo4720
      @rolopolo4720 3 года назад +13

      @@mintymonkey1758 like the white powder

    • @mintymonkey1758
      @mintymonkey1758 3 года назад +13

      @@rolopolo4720 mmmm yeah the white powder

    • @rolopolo4720
      @rolopolo4720 3 года назад +7

      @@mintymonkey1758 sheesh

  • @taylora6122
    @taylora6122 3 года назад +4959

    Mark: “Why won’t they sponsor me?”
    Also Mark: Sucking off Takis like he owes a debt.

    • @liv6155
      @liv6155 3 года назад +66

      OMFG. UNDERRATED COMMENT

    • @VladimirJacinthe
      @VladimirJacinthe 3 года назад +46

      Why did you word this comment this way?😂😂

    • @veilfrab2888
      @veilfrab2888 3 года назад +35

      You made me exhale joy sir.

    • @taylora6122
      @taylora6122 3 года назад +23

      @@veilfrab2888 well I am a ma’am but happy to be of exhaling joy service lol

    • @taylora6122
      @taylora6122 3 года назад +17

      @@VladimirJacinthe chaotic videos need chaotic comments lol

  • @Silvvrninja8
    @Silvvrninja8 3 года назад +564

    Markiplier is confused why companies won't pay him meanwhile he is talking mad shit about them I just think it is ironic and hilarious.

    • @generalarcticfox6406
      @generalarcticfox6406 3 года назад +5

      He is Albert einsteins definition of insanity
      Trying to get the same thing over and over agian

    • @annaburgooo
      @annaburgooo 3 года назад +3

      Still - negative or positive attention is attention and the negative things he’s saying are mostly just him joking haha. I get what you’re saying tho

    • @Anklejbiter
      @Anklejbiter 3 года назад

      right? He's so chaotic and I'm all for it XD

    • @generalarcticfox6406
      @generalarcticfox6406 3 года назад

      Ya just wanted to throw that out as a joke but hey who knows maby he is insane all part of the deeper warfastach and markiplier lore :>

  • @VuNguyen-xh9un
    @VuNguyen-xh9un 7 месяцев назад +4

    Markiplier is the type of guy to do a investigation on takis just from eating it like a clam

  • @fantomita_rider477
    @fantomita_rider477 3 года назад +1428

    alternative title: hairy man sucks on expired takis and has a breakdown while mail man is watching

  • @kaileenabonaduce227
    @kaileenabonaduce227 3 года назад +396

    Mark: talks about Taki's quality assurance
    everyone who watched Unus Annus: ah shit, here we go again...

    • @katestefanelli6710
      @katestefanelli6710 3 года назад +2

      Ah yes marks infamous takis rant

    • @fryktaf
      @fryktaf 3 года назад +3

      Unus Annus? What's that? Sounds strangely familiar... Almost as though I'd heard of it before-- but that's impossible! I remember everything I've seen. For me not to remember, why-- *-it'd have to have been deleted from my memory-* Sorry, what was I commenting about?

  • @aLLison-iu9ev
    @aLLison-iu9ev 3 года назад +739

    at least he’s admitting he can’t eat a taki normally

  • @VeXtEr08
    @VeXtEr08 3 месяца назад +2

    8:13 That is that green thing screaming when Mark did a Try not to laugh challenge 15 i think😂😂😂

  • @emmalynnsparks7536
    @emmalynnsparks7536 3 года назад +618

    “And when RUclips dies, i will ceased to exist”
    d-did mark just admit that he isn’t real....?

  • @coolcharacter8525
    @coolcharacter8525 3 года назад +356

    Mark: “I’m not a food doctor”
    Mark 4.71 seconds later: *Gives 20 minute lecture about Takis*

  • @Nyehchichi
    @Nyehchichi 3 года назад +4038

    The way Mark eats Takis, is like a dollar bill refusing to go into a vending machine.

  • @SoularInterval
    @SoularInterval 4 месяца назад +2

    I just opened the most powered bag of takis I've ever had and came straight here

  • @Dartace2ace
    @Dartace2ace 3 года назад +2219

    I forgot that is the way he “eats” taki’s. Gives me the shivers.

    • @Aftermouse6248
      @Aftermouse6248 3 года назад +30

      What do you mean it's so graceful

    • @eldritchdoll
      @eldritchdoll 3 года назад +54

      He succ, not eat.

    • @ele597
      @ele597 3 года назад +4

      Same here, I was about to comment this

    • @knightni73
      @knightni73 3 года назад +8

      Why no chew?

    • @Romcomm_
      @Romcomm_ 3 года назад +1

      What do you mean??

  • @TheRoyalGuardian
    @TheRoyalGuardian 3 года назад +478

    I love how he put quotes around “Eat” in the title so we can’t nag him about not actually eating the Takis

    • @WoWGirl6
      @WoWGirl6 3 года назад +7

      I know... not very many people acknowledging the fact that he didn’t actually eat these amazing crunchy corn chips...

  • @DiamondDude11
    @DiamondDude11 3 года назад +2230

    “Best before December 2020?”
    Uh oh, sounds like Mark’s goin to the hospital again...

    • @Buckyfella
      @Buckyfella 3 года назад +181

      "The doctors said they need to pump my stomach, please leave a like for one booboo kiss."

    • @fahadmuhamed3049
      @fahadmuhamed3049 3 года назад +22

      Remember guys the doctors they don't exist

    • @Lunistarrz
      @Lunistarrz 3 года назад

      @@fahadmuhamed3049 they do @fahad Muhamed

    • @Cool_init
      @Cool_init 3 года назад +2

      True

    • @lexmcdufflepants4332
      @lexmcdufflepants4332 3 года назад +32

      peachy_sky as someone training to be one of those mythical creatures, can confirm they do not exist. No one can achieve such level of mythological greatness as a so called doctor possesses.

  • @FlameDarkfire
    @FlameDarkfire Месяц назад +1

    To be fair, I think Talia could make a killing on their seasoning powder

  • @lrkcm373
    @lrkcm373 3 года назад +550

    Me: *Sees title* Ok
    Me: *Has an Unus Annus flashback to how Mark eats Takis like a psycho* DEAR GOD NOOO!!!

    • @Python_Wolf
      @Python_Wolf 3 года назад +13

      As they say momento mori

    • @kdepp90
      @kdepp90 3 года назад +9

      Memento Mori

    • @wooorujeigia
      @wooorujeigia 3 года назад +11

      @@kdepp90 My mentos Merry

    • @_twisty_
      @_twisty_ 3 года назад +4

      RIGHT! My reaction exactly😂
      Also....momento mori

    • @forgetmenotfaery
      @forgetmenotfaery 3 года назад +1

      mentos merry

  • @maybemurdoc
    @maybemurdoc 3 года назад +619

    Me every time he “eats” one: please *cronch*
    Mark: *doesnt cronch*

  • @AvatarAang
    @AvatarAang 3 года назад +1552

    Mark : **Eating Every Flavour Of Takis !!!**
    Mark 2 Days Later : **I'm In The Hospital Again ...**

    • @pearlmist
      @pearlmist 3 года назад +17

      well its been 6 days

    • @JoshyAbada
      @JoshyAbada 3 года назад +5

      For... what, the 4th time?

    • @eevee_awsom2631
      @eevee_awsom2631 3 года назад +8

      Ikr I have heard you can litteraly burn ur stomache

  • @LadyCy6nide
    @LadyCy6nide 7 месяцев назад +4

    Im back, and this is still how I remember it. Never changes in quality.

  • @madalen532
    @madalen532 3 года назад +500

    Mark: Spits taki onto paper towel
    Me: Is this how rich people eat food

    • @SwtBeat
      @SwtBeat 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Raz07.
      @Raz07. 3 года назад +12

      him doing that triggers me lmao

    • @May-gr8bp
      @May-gr8bp 3 года назад +3

      @@Raz07. ME TOO
      FOOD WASTAGE AAAA

    • @רפאל-ב
      @רפאל-ב 3 года назад +2

      Never had Takis, so it doesn't affect me as much, but yeah, as much as you can call that food, it is a food waste

    • @huecomundo3763
      @huecomundo3763 3 года назад +1

      i am....
      disgusted

  • @corvus1970
    @corvus1970 3 года назад +1651

    Mark: *puts Taki in mouth, sucks off the flavoring, spits out the chip-remnant*
    Me: Nope. NopeNopeNope.

    • @danieldacanay8811
      @danieldacanay8811 3 года назад +34

      its honestly like physically gross

    • @monkeymangamertm2512
      @monkeymangamertm2512 3 года назад +16

      he says he eats every flavor of taki.... not the tortilla.

    • @Xplzk1
      @Xplzk1 3 года назад +14

      @@danieldacanay8811 me to at the start I forgot he did that and I was expecting him to chew it

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 3 года назад +7

      It made me uncomfortable.

    • @WeaklyStars
      @WeaklyStars 3 года назад +1

      I can't even watch the video 😂 my goodness just chew themmmm 😆

  • @zergrush8709
    @zergrush8709 3 года назад +362

    mark's commentary has reached a level where even though I know about everything he is talking about, I have no clue what he is talking about. Its just a torrent of words being thrown at me while I'm curled up in a ball on the floor, crying, because of the way Markiplier eats takis.

    • @psychotophatcat
      @psychotophatcat 3 года назад +6

      Takis technique, aside that rant about the different bags is what having ADHD feels like inside my mind at any given time.

    • @naushadedwin9567
      @naushadedwin9567 3 года назад +2

      Honestly same

    • @woah3592
      @woah3592 3 года назад +2

      This is perfect.

    • @zergrush8709
      @zergrush8709 3 года назад

      @@psychotophatcat it do be like that sometimes

  • @SmittenEve
    @SmittenEve 4 дня назад +1

    Year 3 of not eating takis until mark gets a sponsored by them

  • @juddoostyen340
    @juddoostyen340 3 года назад +3226

    Anyone else want a T-shirt that says "I survived Markiplier's Taki review" on it.

  • @walkinglootchest1251
    @walkinglootchest1251 3 года назад +6047

    Mark: "I've asked Takis and they won't sponsor me."
    Me: "Ah man, that sucks."
    Mark: *sucks on a Taki but doesn't eat the chip*
    Me: "You know what? I understand now." Lol

    • @Flaqqitoo
      @Flaqqitoo 3 года назад +24

      honestly

    • @Gyatnan
      @Gyatnan 3 года назад +8

      Tru

    • @shadow_man_02
      @shadow_man_02 3 года назад +47

      His method of eating Takis disgusts me.

    • @Wafflehouse71
      @Wafflehouse71 3 года назад +31

      Thats how I eat them, but I eat the chip after

    • @Flaqqitoo
      @Flaqqitoo 3 года назад +20

      @@Wafflehouse71 that okay in my book

  • @smartmarsam
    @smartmarsam 3 года назад +7430

    mark doesn’t “eat” the takis, he sucks the living soul out of them

    • @krowsattrus58
      @krowsattrus58 3 года назад +25

      Lmao

    • @rurdykds
      @rurdykds 3 года назад +85

      That good good suck

    • @gabrielaramirez5034
      @gabrielaramirez5034 3 года назад +28

      Lol the powder is mostly the flavor

    • @bbomb2002
      @bbomb2002 3 года назад +13

      The BIG SUCC

    • @ayf449
      @ayf449 3 года назад +55

      He's not a takis eater, he's a takis reaper.

  • @Globgoglabgalab
    @Globgoglabgalab 3 месяца назад +1

    Watching Mark eating Takis is like going to the backrooms and the entities invite you in for McDonald’s

  • @mr.cyanide4897
    @mr.cyanide4897 3 года назад +421

    I hate how he """eats""" them
    I hate how he opens the bag
    I hate how obsessed he is with Takis
    I'm going to watch this video twice

    • @jamiethompson6463
      @jamiethompson6463 3 года назад +6

      Best comment

    • @kittycatt.
      @kittycatt. 3 года назад +1

      I like how he opens the bag i think is "efficient"

    • @milesperhour2286
      @milesperhour2286 3 года назад

      I’m watching it twice to report sex bots. Also I hate the chips like mark. (I feel like he is also has aspergers but I’d undiagnosed, that could explain why he is so obsessed with the subject)

  • @WyattHarrison-h6k
    @WyattHarrison-h6k 3 года назад +1861

    I think what scares me the most is that mark has ate countless bags of takis that way.

    • @haroldreginald970
      @haroldreginald970 3 года назад +10

      I eat all of it

    • @haroldreginald970
      @haroldreginald970 3 года назад +30

      It's so satisfying when my mouth soaks the taki and it becomes easy to bite there's no sound when I lick it off

    • @deo8375
      @deo8375 3 года назад +23

      @@haroldreginald970 ur weird bruh

    • @estevanvillanueva8214
      @estevanvillanueva8214 3 года назад +12

      @@deo8375 He’s not weird it’s just different :D

    • @willywimpy6026
      @willywimpy6026 3 года назад +16

      @@haroldreginald970 you make me want to eat takis, I already like them but you make me want to eat them with a passion

  • @grimthegost5623
    @grimthegost5623 Год назад +1994

    "I did not want money I wanted to be paid in powder,"
    My brain: cocaine?
    Mark: continues to talk about takis like an addiction.

    • @Slimechildinexilelmao
      @Slimechildinexilelmao 11 месяцев назад +45

      OH. MY. GOD. Takis are powdered in colored cocane.

    • @gumdrop371
      @gumdrop371 10 месяцев назад

      @@Slimechildinexilelmaospicy colored cocaine

    • @JeonginsWall
      @JeonginsWall 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@SlimechildinexilelmaoITS JUST SPUCY FLAVORED COCAINE

    • @ToastyBreadWithCimmanim
      @ToastyBreadWithCimmanim 4 месяца назад

      O-O

    • @Brucereactstofood
      @Brucereactstofood 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Slimechildinexilelmao now i love them even more

  • @Mr_Popcat-hk5bx
    @Mr_Popcat-hk5bx 2 месяца назад +6

    2:06 his face tho

  • @haleylampley1056
    @haleylampley1056 3 года назад +268

    "I can't seduce this with my tongue." Is the strangest reason ever to be disappointed by snack food lmao

  • @katamekothriis1613
    @katamekothriis1613 3 года назад +2236

    I'm convinced that the reason Takis won't pay Mark in powder is because he would most likely coat himself entirely with it before snorting the powder like cocaine

    • @VDotBlank
      @VDotBlank 3 года назад +24

      I mean who wouldn't

    • @TucoTheTaco69
      @TucoTheTaco69 3 года назад +5

      Hehehe 😂

    • @nightfalllove1750
      @nightfalllove1750 3 года назад +25

      I'm weird and I smell the bags before I eat any. I've actually had the powder in my nose and let me tell you. That shit hurts

    • @nightfalllove1750
      @nightfalllove1750 3 года назад +4

      @ruinz94 my friends have done that with smarties, sugar cookies, M&M's, salt, a tater tot, and probably more that I don't know of

    • @OrganicComb
      @OrganicComb 3 года назад +14

      @@nightfalllove1750 how does one snort a crushed up tater tot
      Like theoretically a crushed up tater tot would probably have like a mashed potato consistency and trying to snort it would be like sucking up paste like an insect with a proboscis

  • @Nyaiv
    @Nyaiv 3 года назад +622

    They're expired...Marks eating expired snacks again...history's repeating itself. Get ready for another hospital vid guys...

  • @SquidWarrior_YT
    @SquidWarrior_YT 28 дней назад +1

    21:56 Takis should really put this in an add.

  • @justinabean94
    @justinabean94 3 года назад +734

    Imagine Amy just trying to chill during a movie night and hearing mark spitting these out the entire time 💀

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 3 года назад +5

      oh god no...
      i wud just look over at him and be like:
      seriously... eat like a normal person s.v.p!?

    • @Brittany_Williams
      @Brittany_Williams 3 года назад +4

      Amy is so patient with Mark she’s probably use to it

    • @frost598
      @frost598 3 года назад +1

      Honestly I was thinking the same thing

  • @brokengoddess7979
    @brokengoddess7979 3 года назад +303

    First he breaks his foot, now he’s eating chips.
    Alex is gonna be pissed

  • @judgeangels2010
    @judgeangels2010 3 года назад +430

    so when can we tell him that if you blend up the takis, you basically get a ton of powder but dont waste any chip

    • @ZisMozervucker
      @ZisMozervucker 3 года назад +18

      sush, he might see this

    • @xxqino
      @xxqino 3 года назад

      Silence

    • @ilikebreadsticks1880
      @ilikebreadsticks1880 3 года назад +4

      but wouldn't the takis tortilla dilute the powder taste and also he said about enjoying sucking the power out of the crevices
      these are the real questions

    • @GoosAbsorbs
      @GoosAbsorbs 5 месяцев назад

      The sucking is part of the experience

  • @EX3CUTED_GAMER
    @EX3CUTED_GAMER 2 месяца назад +1

    “I asked to be payed in powder.” Sound like mark is talking about cocaine 😂 2:50

  • @lolap9968
    @lolap9968 3 года назад +1602

    Mark: **Spits out Taki**
    Me: “Oh yeah, forgot he did that.”

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 3 года назад +77

      So did I. I didn't want to be reminded

    • @Grumplebumple
      @Grumplebumple 3 года назад +45

      I also forgot he did that. Not happy to be reminded

    • @MyaR
      @MyaR 3 года назад +10

      You literally read my mind 😂

    • @SMILECROWNS
      @SMILECROWNS 3 года назад +6

      yeah i forgot too tbh. then i realized same reaction

    • @theguyzero4457
      @theguyzero4457 3 года назад +2

      i thought the exact same thing lol

  • @WGoodall
    @WGoodall 3 года назад +787

    *I wouldn't sponsor someone who sucked on my chips like a ring pop either*

  • @emilybesch697
    @emilybesch697 3 года назад +1383

    This should be called “Having a mental breakdown while sucking on takis”

    • @AnubisFactsGames
      @AnubisFactsGames 3 года назад +16

      Mark never learned how to suck on his thumb as a kid, so he went for the next best thing and carried it to his adulthood.

    • @starryequinoxsyo5416
      @starryequinoxsyo5416 3 года назад +24

      @@AnubisFactsGames He couldn't afford thumbs as a child

    • @crustsatanas2136
      @crustsatanas2136 3 года назад +6

      That would be it if it was an Unus annus video😞

  • @monster_in_a_garden
    @monster_in_a_garden 26 дней назад +2

    THAT IS ANBUNHOLY AMOUNT OF RED DYE 5:25

  • @TheDeath0fDucks
    @TheDeath0fDucks 3 года назад +3318

    I knew _immediately_ this was just going to be Mark sucking on Takis.

    • @violet-dk1hj
      @violet-dk1hj 3 года назад +117

      Unus annus

    • @DASRH
      @DASRH 3 года назад +55

      Revolting yet I'm fixated. I cant turn away from this freudian display.
      (That rhymed)

    • @kingk9fx173
      @kingk9fx173 3 года назад +4

      No no, succc

    • @Reibdodon
      @Reibdodon 3 года назад +9

      @@violet-dk1hj wat that

    • @toby8374
      @toby8374 3 года назад +28

      @@violet-dk1hj we don't say that 'round here