I think I figured out why Takis wouldn’t sponsor him... “It’s like drugs.” *doesn’t eat all of the takis just the powder* “When i opened the bag, I got depressed.” “Takis actually have a lot of suckability.”
I've been looking for a comment specifying whether or not you're supposed to **eat** the chip or just suck off the dust, because I am not able to eat Takis
Mark: "I didn't ask to be payed in money, I asked to be payed in powder" That one Taki's employee who read Mark's email: "Wait, he wasn't asking for cocaine?"
To make homemade taki powder here it is 1tbsp Sugar 1/2tbsp Salt 1/2tbsp Paprika 1/2 tbsp Cayenne powder 1/2tsp Chili's árbol powder 1tsp Citric acid 1/2tsp Turmeric 1/2tsp Red powder MSGGGGGGGGGG (i forgot how much)
There are 3 different camera angles, a separate audio channel that has to be synced, and multiple custom assets that were used. Lyxian most likely had to spend at least 4-8 hours having to watch Mark suck on Takis like a disgusting madman.
@@tiuritemple4821 they are tortilla chips with strong spices on them which makes them so known for their spice. How marks eating it is kinda like eating chips and salsa without the chips
I love that Mark still wears the the earring that he originally didn't want from the channel that doesn't exist and has never existed. Just a nice sentimental reminder.
@@greenturts460 Hello, I would like to tender my application to the big brain gang. I have very many qualifications to be a fellow big brain. Such as: MASSIVE BRAIN I think the way mark eats taki's is torture Im subscribed to pewdiepie I liked this video Please consider my application. Sincerely Your soon-to-be fellow big brain The Dude That read your comment on the internet
Fun fact, expired non-fresh products like Takis, chips, and cookies dont actually go bad. They lose flavor after the expiration date and may become stale but they dont actually become inedible.
I think the most scary thing is not the way he “eats” takis it’s that he is so obsessed that he has analyzed the top of the bags so many times that he has concluded that there are 3 factors in the U.S.
Unus Annus? What's that? Sounds strangely familiar... Almost as though I'd heard of it before-- but that's impossible! I remember everything I've seen. For me not to remember, why-- *-it'd have to have been deleted from my memory-* Sorry, what was I commenting about?
peachy_sky as someone training to be one of those mythical creatures, can confirm they do not exist. No one can achieve such level of mythological greatness as a so called doctor possesses.
mark's commentary has reached a level where even though I know about everything he is talking about, I have no clue what he is talking about. Its just a torrent of words being thrown at me while I'm curled up in a ball on the floor, crying, because of the way Markiplier eats takis.
Mark: "I've asked Takis and they won't sponsor me." Me: "Ah man, that sucks." Mark: *sucks on a Taki but doesn't eat the chip* Me: "You know what? I understand now." Lol
I’m watching it twice to report sex bots. Also I hate the chips like mark. (I feel like he is also has aspergers but I’d undiagnosed, that could explain why he is so obsessed with the subject)
I'm convinced that the reason Takis won't pay Mark in powder is because he would most likely coat himself entirely with it before snorting the powder like cocaine
@@nightfalllove1750 how does one snort a crushed up tater tot Like theoretically a crushed up tater tot would probably have like a mashed potato consistency and trying to snort it would be like sucking up paste like an insect with a proboscis
but wouldn't the takis tortilla dilute the powder taste and also he said about enjoying sucking the power out of the crevices these are the real questions
Mark: Compares them to drugs, spits them out, berates factories, points out flaws.
Also Mark: For some reason, they just won't sponsor me.
Well they are addictive
And yet somehow after watching this video, I have developed a taki addiction
The way he eats them is the reason he won’t get sponsored
He aint wrong, takis are addictive.
I now know WAY too much information about Takis
Hello Mr Patterrz
OMG HI
Sup
@@MaggotPuppy mommmm
I was just thinking that I now know WAY too much information about Mark.
mark is like that crazy uncle that has a conspiracy theory about everything, and each one is strangely interesting.
True I’ve got an uncle like that
I literally just reloaded and now you’ve got over 100 likes what
I am that uncle.
This is his demo.
Crazy uncles and fascinated nephews n nieces.
I have 3 of these
@@littlehalflight oh
My toxic trait is that this video repulses me but I keep coming back to watch it
Everytime I eat Takis, I come back to this video.
@@bdogstudios4848dedication.
REAL
SAME
god same it's so strange I just have to come back
“There is nothing weird about the way I eat takis” has the same energy as “I’m not a masochist”
Absolutely
This comment needs more attention lmao
Yeah mean, it's a lie?
o h m y g o d i t d o e s
No, _stronger._
not the worst thing the mailman has seen coming up his walkway tbh
Hahaha yes!
nothing quite like that one time he was gagged and recieveing pancakes on a paddle :)
Lps Emily! Ack, I remember watching you when I was younger. I hope you're doing well! 🛐😩
@@misxfitx that never happened
@@taylora6122 it did??
I FULLY believe he really ate that whole bag like that and Lixian just spared us
"Ate"
@@poppaduck4686 they meant he “ate” them and didn’t actually eat them because he sucks on them like a mad lad
@@poppaduck4686 Ok How Bout This HUH, Tell Me If You Like This. B)
@@poppaduck4686 WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT? WHATS A LOWER CASE LETTER?
@@iqceo4276 IVE NEVER SEEN LOWERCASE LETTERS WHAT ARE THOSE???
The way mark eats Taki’s is like unwrapping a sweet, throwing it away and eating the wrapper
😂😂😂
I think I figured out why Takis wouldn’t sponsor him...
“It’s like drugs.”
*doesn’t eat all of the takis just the powder*
“When i opened the bag, I got depressed.”
“Takis actually have a lot of suckability.”
Ah hell na, I'm addicted to takis and I think of it as a drug. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... 🤔🤔🤔
@@kidgonemissing first of all what
You forgot, "it looks like Shrek's turds!"
@@samuelbutton7185 I didn’t end up watching the whole video lmao 😂. But yet another very good example as to why Takis wouldn’t sponsor him. Pfft
you forgot " (in reference to john cena) He can eat my chips after im done sucking the good stuff off of it"
Mark: why won’t takis sponsor me?
Also mark: only sucks off the spice
I can’t put into words how much this triggered me
The is true
I've been looking for a comment specifying whether or not you're supposed to **eat** the chip or just suck off the dust, because I am not able to eat Takis
@@StarPichu12 Can't say that I'm surprised, tbh
@@DavidOrtiz-lp8sh why lol but he needs a pickle
Alternate title: Mark talks about takis and makes hints at a channel that never existed for 27 minutes
Bruh momento mori
@@yahirdoesbadvids Unus Annus
Hey 1000th like!!
Mark: "I didn't ask to be payed in money, I asked to be payed in powder"
That one Taki's employee who read Mark's email: "Wait, he wasn't asking for cocaine?"
Title: 'I "Eat""
Me: "Huh that's a little weird."
*Mark spits out Taki*
Me: "Oh god."
Amy: "What, you've never seen him eat Taki's before?"
[Deceased #1] "No, never!"
@@potatonumber200 momento mori 😞
Oh god oh fuck
its takis not taki i live in mexico thats why i know (there made in mexico)
Viewers from this mysterious channel, totally understand Mark's strange Taki habit.
Mark: Can you pay me a sponsorship entirely in powder?
Takis: What the actual fuck
Lmao yea that's probably how it went
Lmao
Markiplier: I suck all the dust and spit the rest.
Me: Ayo WTF are you doing!?
Edit: Holy crap I have over 50 likes
This is way to funny
Maybe they thought he meant the coke xD
2:42 Takis probably didn’t sponsor you because of the way you “eat” their chips
(Edit) I didn’t expect this comment to get so much attention I just wanna say thanks to everyone and I still love you Mark even with your flaws
Taki eating times
1:20
5:04
7:50 (magically appeared)
8:04
11:40
12:16
13:23 (magically appeared)
14:30
16:01
17:34
18:00
18:56
19:25
21:07
23:03
23:42
24:38
26:36
26:47
27:00
Yeh I think "Shrek's turds" might've sealed the deal lol
17:46
@@MrDeath3OOO yeah what he said was such an insult :(
“Chips”
and he also wants to seduce them with his tongue
Yeah and maybe the fact that he only liked prob 3 😁
To make homemade taki powder here it is
1tbsp Sugar
1/2tbsp Salt
1/2tbsp Paprika
1/2 tbsp Cayenne powder
1/2tsp Chili's árbol powder
1tsp Citric acid
1/2tsp Turmeric
1/2tsp Red powder
MSGGGGGGGGGG (i forgot how much)
Thank god mark never saw this comment, he would've od'd on powder
w
msg???
you have saved my life for this recipe
what the hell is "red powder"?
Lixian had to watch wet, bare Takis fall out of Mark’s mouth for at least like an hour. I’ve never felt so bad for an editor
Try like, probably three hours.
He doesn't get la yes enough for this
And the sounds 😩
There are 3 different camera angles, a separate audio channel that has to be synced, and multiple custom assets that were used. Lyxian most likely had to spend at least 4-8 hours having to watch Mark suck on Takis like a disgusting madman.
@@lordlemmingman jesus christ
Ethan after Unus annus: healthy, taking mental breaks, never better
Mark after Unus Annus: this, pop tarts, sour patch, etc. no more stomach
"Del Monte is Dead to me"
What’s unus annas wink wink it was never even a Chanel wink wink we shouldn’t talk about things that don’t exist WINK WINK!!!
@@MrRice-mr8sr wink wink
*wink, wink* never heard of Unus Annus...
Y'all good? Why are you guys talking abiut something that never exsisted? Electric chair/J
"I asked to be paid in _powder._ And they said no."
don't do drugs, kids.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
wanna buy a box of thin mints
You just made me imagine snorting taki powder
@@jayhansen4918 dont. I was stupid and did it. I had a cold at the time and it disappeared. But so did my sense of smell plus all i felt was pain
@@jim-dandyjosephjoestar9521 it got rid of the cold though, right?
mark: why wont they sponsor me
also mark: spits out the guacamole taki and the bufallo taki
The way Mark eats Takis is like stepping on a leaf and it not being crunchy.
Ive never read such an accurate description
Lol
This comment was so good I subscribe
EXACTLY and I don't even eat those things
Truth!!!!
Mark: goes to hospital after eating expired pop tarts
Mark: eats expired taki’s
Me: uh oh
Well since he is not technically eating them, he just casually sUck tHe sPicE out of them and then spit them out hihi
Succin that bacteria straight off the chip
I literally thought the same thing when I saw the notification for the video
Nah chips will outlast the sphinx as long as the bag is sealed properly.
Sure they go stale after a long while but they never really become inedible.
Marks next video:
“I’m in the hospital again”
@hsjsgs gsjsgs Wow, I like your name. How'd you get it, hsjsgs gsjsgs?
And to follow up is a vid by Alex scolding him again.
Hell yea so true
lmao ikr
Mark's next video: Guys, so today I'm here to explain why I took too long to post thi- *vomits* uhg... Video...
I feel bad for the editor who had to spend time meticulously rendering a 20min recording of mark spitting out wet takis
he did it, he's back to hopefully yelling at brand
hey didnt think id see you here
Who disliked this comment
GROM
999 forever
Is mordhau ded
One day, Mark’s friends and family are going to find him sobbing and huddled in a corner with 46 fuego takis in his mouth.
I love ur pfp and username XD
And it's going to look exactly like the hot dog videos from [REDACTED]
A time traveler I see
True. I wouldn’t expect less from Mark
and then hes going to spit them all out at once
I love how Mark is talking about takis like he's talking about wine
The HON HON from him helps
I was LITERALLY just watching Neil Degrasse Tyson lmao and his wording was similar
Right 😂😂
PURE SALT, SPYCE AND MSG
Ain't it the same
Takis make Mark have major mood swings. "I'm depressed" two seconds later "Happy!"
Mark: "Maybe these are different if i bite them?"
Internet: "Daring today, aren't we?"
This was a high quality comment. Thank you good person.
@@jfsf4368 agreed
Mark: i wonder why they didnt sponsor me
Also mark: proceeds to commit various war crimes throughout the video
Mark:*eats expired chips*
Me knowing how he gets:he's about to give us a "I'm in the hospital "video real soon.
It’s the Pop Tarts all over again
Totally not a masochist
I wanna watch him try the flavors that's came out over the last couple years
mark: puts taki in his mouth.
me: chewing on my frosted flakes.
mark: spits taki out.
me: gags on frosted flakes.
He he I gave the 69th like 😏
i was eating a creme egg and i dropped it in my tea then had to scoop it out with burning fingers
I saw "Takis" and knew I shouldn't watch while eating. 😅
Just came back from the store with takis, now it's time to eat it with mark
I wasnt sure y he was making those noises then it just popped out
IVE NEVER "DAUFUQ?ed SO HARD💀
mark: *eats expired poptarts and goes to the hospital*
also mark: *'eats' every flavor of takis expired immediately after*
mark: in hospital a week later because of takis lmao
Mark: not a masochist
Also Mark: only eats hot powder, and citric acid
XD
that is also me.
Mark: wondering why takis wouldn’t sponsor him.
Takis: WELL MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU DONT CHEW THE GOD DAMN CHIP MARK?!?
Mark: *spits out soggy takis*
Everyone: *audible crying*
I read it as "edible crying" at first.
Exactly! It’s soggy and uggghhhhhh i am traumatized LMAO
@CowoO oh my god lol do you guys not like the crunchy chips part like I am having trouble understanding 😂
i dont feel good about this :(.
If you're hearing audible crying you might want to check yourself in somewhere.
Mark “eating” takis is like sucking the salt off of a pistachio and not eating the inside
Bro💀💀😂😂
I do that😈
@@beamlover- same
I do the exact smae thing with twizlers
@@mrpickles1245 Imagine eating twizlers
Every time I see Mark put a chip in his mouth and I don’t hear a crunch, my soul dies a little.
I actually never got these because they don't have them in my country, but there like chip's than? Just curious.
@@tiuritemple4821 they are tortilla chips with strong spices on them which makes them so known for their spice. How marks eating it is kinda like eating chips and salsa without the chips
Im only givin u respect cause u have wolff in ur name. Ur lucky
When I read it I was like oh yeah true lol, and then it happened and I actively focused on it.
*I felt myself d i e*
@@eaganyoung8163 your names eagen stop talking your not doing nothing go dive off a 8 story building
I gotta say. This is genuinely a masterpiece of a video, start to finish. I’ve watched it so many times over the years
The person who gifted Mark's first Takis never ever would have able to predict what they started.
Domino_meme.jpg
I feel like Mark coming in contact with Takis is something inevitable... or else the place time continuum would collapse in on itself.
Everyone: Eats normally
Mark: **Eats like a literal monster**
yes. *Sivert go down my spine*
@@steam_demon do you mean *"shivers go down my spine?"* lol
Bruh
@@rainbowcattail4282 SHRIVEL!!
@@rainbowcattail4282 nope my spine literally shriveled too im super short now oop
Imagine going to the store and seeing some guy buying every single bag of Takis in the entire store, and you look closer and it's Markiplier
XD
Omg seriously- I would've died-
And then you find out what he did to the takis.....
I’d be scared
such a waste tbh where he gonna put all those bags and soggy tortilla chips when he’s done 😓😅
It took my colorblind behind so long to realize there was a filter at the start.
I don’t know what’s more cursed: the way you “eat” takis or the way you open the bag
at least he didn't drop one into a glass of juice again.
_...wait, how do I know that_
@@Stennishh how did you know that..?
@@Stennishh Lol why does this sound like what Nikocado Avocado would do?
Theres no way you can decide which one is more cursed
@@Stennishh hmmmm that's weird how do you know that .____.
He doesn't eat the takis, he steals their power and gains it for himself.
@FeO2 FeS mmm yes cannibalism
@FeO2 FeS and good kind
Cannibalism is awesome. Humans taste like pork
I can't leave you kids alone for a day, Jesus Christ.
@@Crynope there is nothing wrong with cannibalism. It’s legal as long as you are not caught
The “eat” being in quotes horrified me.
suck
@@ZzDanishzZ no u
I-
I specifically don't like how he DOESN'T chew the chip, and just sucks off the powder-
@@MaggotPuppy i thought i was the only one. it annoys me so much XD
@@MaggotPuppy right it feels so wasteful 😂
I mean, I lick powder off chips, but then I proceed to eat said chip
I love that Mark still wears the the earring that he originally didn't want from the channel that doesn't exist and has never existed. Just a nice sentimental reminder.
same... I wonder if that's why he still wears it. he was playing like he hated it but I bet he secretly loved it haha
no no no, he hates it but he still wears it because he’s “not a masochist”
Same ⬜⬛⬜⬛
LORE?!?!
@@the_nikster1 it has to stay in for a few months
The way Mark eats Takis gives me legitimate psychic damage
I'm quivering in moi boots
I need therapy after this video
When I saw him open the takis like that..
I don't think bro is human
WHY DOES HE SPIT THEM OUT
EWWWWW
Facts
Mark: freely advertises takis for free
Taki: yeah no you eat them like a toddler, can’t sponsor
maybe its his payback for not sponsoring him
@@omrmohammed5095 Gasp, You think outside the box, like a fellow big brain would. Congratulations.
@@greenturts460 Hello, I would like to tender my application to the big brain gang. I have very many qualifications to be a fellow big brain. Such as:
MASSIVE BRAIN
I think the way mark eats taki's is torture
Im subscribed to pewdiepie
I liked this video
Please consider my application.
Sincerely
Your soon-to-be fellow big brain
The Dude That read your comment on the internet
"There's nothing weird about the way I eat Takis."
Says the guy who swallowed his food so fast he barely tasted it to begin with for most of his life.
Mark: "There is nothing weird about the way I eat Takis."
Also Mark: Proceeds to eat Takis in a weird way for thirty minutes.
"I "Eat" every flavor of Takis"
"I "Suck" the flavor powder off expired Takis"
Fun fact, expired non-fresh products like Takis, chips, and cookies dont actually go bad. They lose flavor after the expiration date and may become stale but they dont actually become inedible.
@@rykoshuxero That reminds me of how my dad actually _prefers_ expired cereal because he likes the stale taste.
@@sweetsour4375 I could never do that
Bruh imagine there's some guy that snort Takis powder.....
@@tadanohiro5065 please no
I think the most scary thing is not the way he “eats” takis it’s that he is so obsessed that he has analyzed the top of the bags so many times that he has concluded that there are 3 factors in the U.S.
Well know the best Takis to get is the ones made in Mexico 👀
I absolutely love your pfp and username
I'm fucking horrified, what hell did I just watch.
Your name and pfp is something
*Factorys*t
The way markiplier eats a taki is like eating only the skin on a chicken wing
"I didn't ask to be paid in money, I asked to be paid in *powder*"
Mark, maybe they didn't sponsor you due to miscommunication
Underrated comment XD
when i first heard him say "POWDER" i first thought about that sugar powder
@@mintymonkey1758 like the white powder
@@rolopolo4720 mmmm yeah the white powder
@@mintymonkey1758 sheesh
Mark: “Why won’t they sponsor me?”
Also Mark: Sucking off Takis like he owes a debt.
OMFG. UNDERRATED COMMENT
Why did you word this comment this way?😂😂
You made me exhale joy sir.
@@veilfrab2888 well I am a ma’am but happy to be of exhaling joy service lol
@@VladimirJacinthe chaotic videos need chaotic comments lol
Markiplier is confused why companies won't pay him meanwhile he is talking mad shit about them I just think it is ironic and hilarious.
He is Albert einsteins definition of insanity
Trying to get the same thing over and over agian
Still - negative or positive attention is attention and the negative things he’s saying are mostly just him joking haha. I get what you’re saying tho
right? He's so chaotic and I'm all for it XD
Ya just wanted to throw that out as a joke but hey who knows maby he is insane all part of the deeper warfastach and markiplier lore :>
Markiplier is the type of guy to do a investigation on takis just from eating it like a clam
Claim you mean?
alternative title: hairy man sucks on expired takis and has a breakdown while mail man is watching
This comment made my day. Thank you!
Noce
Lol
HAIRY MAN LMAOOO
zstSa WWP
Mark: talks about Taki's quality assurance
everyone who watched Unus Annus: ah shit, here we go again...
Ah yes marks infamous takis rant
Unus Annus? What's that? Sounds strangely familiar... Almost as though I'd heard of it before-- but that's impossible! I remember everything I've seen. For me not to remember, why-- *-it'd have to have been deleted from my memory-* Sorry, what was I commenting about?
at least he’s admitting he can’t eat a taki normally
8:13 That is that green thing screaming when Mark did a Try not to laugh challenge 15 i think😂😂😂
“And when RUclips dies, i will ceased to exist”
d-did mark just admit that he isn’t real....?
OH MY GOSH DID HE AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
But when would YT ever die?
Yt will never die
@@strangewayfaringstranger so would that make Mark immortal??
Mark: “I’m not a food doctor”
Mark 4.71 seconds later: *Gives 20 minute lecture about Takis*
The way Mark eats Takis, is like a dollar bill refusing to go into a vending machine.
Honestly this is too accurate 🤣
pain
lol u said that and he did it
why is this so trueeeee
This comment fulfilled alot
I just opened the most powered bag of takis I've ever had and came straight here
I forgot that is the way he “eats” taki’s. Gives me the shivers.
What do you mean it's so graceful
He succ, not eat.
Same here, I was about to comment this
Why no chew?
What do you mean??
I love how he put quotes around “Eat” in the title so we can’t nag him about not actually eating the Takis
I know... not very many people acknowledging the fact that he didn’t actually eat these amazing crunchy corn chips...
“Best before December 2020?”
Uh oh, sounds like Mark’s goin to the hospital again...
"The doctors said they need to pump my stomach, please leave a like for one booboo kiss."
Remember guys the doctors they don't exist
@@fahadmuhamed3049 they do @fahad Muhamed
True
peachy_sky as someone training to be one of those mythical creatures, can confirm they do not exist. No one can achieve such level of mythological greatness as a so called doctor possesses.
To be fair, I think Talia could make a killing on their seasoning powder
Me: *Sees title* Ok
Me: *Has an Unus Annus flashback to how Mark eats Takis like a psycho* DEAR GOD NOOO!!!
As they say momento mori
Memento Mori
@@kdepp90 My mentos Merry
RIGHT! My reaction exactly😂
Also....momento mori
mentos merry
Me every time he “eats” one: please *cronch*
Mark: *doesnt cronch*
Nice skyrim pfp
He couldn’t properly experience crunchy fajitas
Mark : **Eating Every Flavour Of Takis !!!**
Mark 2 Days Later : **I'm In The Hospital Again ...**
well its been 6 days
For... what, the 4th time?
Ikr I have heard you can litteraly burn ur stomache
Im back, and this is still how I remember it. Never changes in quality.
Mark: Spits taki onto paper towel
Me: Is this how rich people eat food
🤣🤣🤣🤣
him doing that triggers me lmao
@@Raz07. ME TOO
FOOD WASTAGE AAAA
Never had Takis, so it doesn't affect me as much, but yeah, as much as you can call that food, it is a food waste
i am....
disgusted
Mark: *puts Taki in mouth, sucks off the flavoring, spits out the chip-remnant*
Me: Nope. NopeNopeNope.
its honestly like physically gross
he says he eats every flavor of taki.... not the tortilla.
@@danieldacanay8811 me to at the start I forgot he did that and I was expecting him to chew it
It made me uncomfortable.
I can't even watch the video 😂 my goodness just chew themmmm 😆
mark's commentary has reached a level where even though I know about everything he is talking about, I have no clue what he is talking about. Its just a torrent of words being thrown at me while I'm curled up in a ball on the floor, crying, because of the way Markiplier eats takis.
Takis technique, aside that rant about the different bags is what having ADHD feels like inside my mind at any given time.
Honestly same
This is perfect.
@@psychotophatcat it do be like that sometimes
Year 3 of not eating takis until mark gets a sponsored by them
Anyone else want a T-shirt that says "I survived Markiplier's Taki review" on it.
Omfg yesss
Sure how much?
Yes
✨ Y E S ✨
Me pls lmao
Mark: "I've asked Takis and they won't sponsor me."
Me: "Ah man, that sucks."
Mark: *sucks on a Taki but doesn't eat the chip*
Me: "You know what? I understand now." Lol
honestly
Tru
His method of eating Takis disgusts me.
Thats how I eat them, but I eat the chip after
@@Wafflehouse71 that okay in my book
mark doesn’t “eat” the takis, he sucks the living soul out of them
Lmao
That good good suck
Lol the powder is mostly the flavor
The BIG SUCC
He's not a takis eater, he's a takis reaper.
Watching Mark eating Takis is like going to the backrooms and the entities invite you in for McDonald’s
I hate how he """eats""" them
I hate how he opens the bag
I hate how obsessed he is with Takis
I'm going to watch this video twice
Best comment
I like how he opens the bag i think is "efficient"
I’m watching it twice to report sex bots. Also I hate the chips like mark. (I feel like he is also has aspergers but I’d undiagnosed, that could explain why he is so obsessed with the subject)
I think what scares me the most is that mark has ate countless bags of takis that way.
I eat all of it
It's so satisfying when my mouth soaks the taki and it becomes easy to bite there's no sound when I lick it off
@@haroldreginald970 ur weird bruh
@@deo8375 He’s not weird it’s just different :D
@@haroldreginald970 you make me want to eat takis, I already like them but you make me want to eat them with a passion
"I did not want money I wanted to be paid in powder,"
My brain: cocaine?
Mark: continues to talk about takis like an addiction.
OH. MY. GOD. Takis are powdered in colored cocane.
@@Slimechildinexilelmaospicy colored cocaine
@@SlimechildinexilelmaoITS JUST SPUCY FLAVORED COCAINE
O-O
@@Slimechildinexilelmao now i love them even more
2:06 his face tho
The double face filter is funny as hell
"I can't seduce this with my tongue." Is the strangest reason ever to be disappointed by snack food lmao
I'm convinced that the reason Takis won't pay Mark in powder is because he would most likely coat himself entirely with it before snorting the powder like cocaine
I mean who wouldn't
Hehehe 😂
I'm weird and I smell the bags before I eat any. I've actually had the powder in my nose and let me tell you. That shit hurts
@ruinz94 my friends have done that with smarties, sugar cookies, M&M's, salt, a tater tot, and probably more that I don't know of
@@nightfalllove1750 how does one snort a crushed up tater tot
Like theoretically a crushed up tater tot would probably have like a mashed potato consistency and trying to snort it would be like sucking up paste like an insect with a proboscis
They're expired...Marks eating expired snacks again...history's repeating itself. Get ready for another hospital vid guys...
I was thinking the same thing
Didn't he learn his lesson from those damn Pop Tarts
My first thought
Well technically he’s not ‘eating’ it.
Someone scold him lol 😆
21:56 Takis should really put this in an add.
Imagine Amy just trying to chill during a movie night and hearing mark spitting these out the entire time 💀
oh god no...
i wud just look over at him and be like:
seriously... eat like a normal person s.v.p!?
Amy is so patient with Mark she’s probably use to it
Honestly I was thinking the same thing
First he breaks his foot, now he’s eating chips.
Alex is gonna be pissed
nono not EATING it’s “EATING”
No he is ✨"Eating"✨
and before he ate 2 much poptarts
He’s gonna be in the hospital again cuz of this
so when can we tell him that if you blend up the takis, you basically get a ton of powder but dont waste any chip
sush, he might see this
Silence
but wouldn't the takis tortilla dilute the powder taste and also he said about enjoying sucking the power out of the crevices
these are the real questions
The sucking is part of the experience
“I asked to be payed in powder.” Sound like mark is talking about cocaine 😂 2:50
Mark: **Spits out Taki**
Me: “Oh yeah, forgot he did that.”
So did I. I didn't want to be reminded
I also forgot he did that. Not happy to be reminded
You literally read my mind 😂
yeah i forgot too tbh. then i realized same reaction
i thought the exact same thing lol
*I wouldn't sponsor someone who sucked on my chips like a ring pop either*
I would HAHA
Ikr
OOOOOF
That sounds kinda sus
This should be called “Having a mental breakdown while sucking on takis”
Mark never learned how to suck on his thumb as a kid, so he went for the next best thing and carried it to his adulthood.
@@AnubisFactsGames He couldn't afford thumbs as a child
That would be it if it was an Unus annus video😞
THAT IS ANBUNHOLY AMOUNT OF RED DYE 5:25
I knew _immediately_ this was just going to be Mark sucking on Takis.
Unus annus
Revolting yet I'm fixated. I cant turn away from this freudian display.
(That rhymed)
No no, succc
@@violet-dk1hj wat that
@@violet-dk1hj we don't say that 'round here