They're Drinking CHUNKY MILK - Jacksepticeyes Funniest Home Videos
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- Опубликовано: 1 фев 2020
- You thought Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos wasn't coming back! You STINKY! Jacksepticeye's funniest home videos is here to stay with more Laughs and belly aches than ever before! What crazy weird infomercials can we find this time?
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Приколы
GAUGH
jacksepticeye g a u g h
Jack Gaughigan
Gaulh!
Yes
Oh, hi jack
Sean: criticizes the person spelling on peace
Also jack: pronounces tables as tablets
James Mc Ginty holy shit your grammar is just pure gold
@@jamesmcginty4506 See glad took melter you mind to your today. Was I worried only I was one the.
Someone is trolling here lmao
Dude also spelled it 'humman' not human....
James Mc Ginty
Are you like yoda or something
"Is he okay"
Dude just jumped onto a microwave. Willingly. He wasn't right to begin with.
his entire forearm changed color :/
@@knyt0 that freaked me out
Alright Gran Torino. Be careful of your pastries.
I'm so worried about this man now
Crystan, I think he has CIP, or doesn’t feel pain.
1) get boom tunes
2) stick it onto the ground
3) rickroll the entire god damn world.
Oh yeah, its big brain time
BOOM! It’s an earthquake!
@@aaronnwithtwoNs now das hawt
dear god...
@@A_Shrubbery1901 There's more
The guy running into the pole is one of the greatest sounds I've ever heard.
yes yes it is
*BAAAOOOWWM*
I laughed harder than jack did
Jack: Khum Dahn isn't funny
Also Jack from the previous FHV: *laughs at Master Baiter*
Ya BuT tHaTs DiFfErEnt
Hey he liked your comment (no shit) congrats :))
Jack: points reviewer out for typing "piece" as "peace".
Also Jack: proceeds to read "tables" as "tablets".
g a u g h
G O T T E M
wait, shit, i just wrote this i didnt notice you were here first-
ima have to delete before people say i copieD lmAo
gg XD
I noticed too
@@gummygoo2 welp, you snooze you lose
The man doing wrestling moves on various objects must be a regular at his local hospital.
100% on the microwave ones he fractured and/or broke his elbow and arm
This is really highly dangerous I hope he's okay a
@@danielcalvert2700Probably a few ribs into the bargain, judging by how he hit it.
What concerns me is the lights he used in the first video has chemicals in it that's not good for you and the type of glass will be harder for medical professionals to get out. He definitely is a regular at the hospital or he doesn't go in at all cause they'd psych hold him if they knew he was going home just to hurt himself again.
He stopped posting, hope the fella is okay..
I love Sean's genuine concern for the man runs into pole
Jack: "I don't think I want to see this one"
Also Jack: Immediately clicks play
Cerb jungle works
C H U N K Y M I L K
😂😂
He also said in the end that he hoped we didn't laugh with the last few clips... i only laughed with the last few clips
can you please tell me where it is in the video?
WWE: "Don't try this at home"
Some dude on the internet: "I'MMA DO THIS ONTO A MUFUCKIN MICROWAVE"
Someone stop this man!
Damndest thing... I saw something like that last week
He had responsibility and he also said dont try this at home
camra man really said:
I don't care that you broke you elbow
He does amateur wrestling
I felt so bad for that man in the last bit, it actually pained me to see him do that to himself.
1:58
Jack: I'm not going all the way back
Editor: Yes you are
**runs a youtube channel for years professionally**
“Do you ever feel like... youre being watched?”
You're
people with videos with 0 views: am i a joke to u?
CuttingEdgeCuan that’s kinda the joke bud
... really we are watching.
@@BrunoAlexLUX hahaha funny but so sad 😂
Jack: "I don't think I want to see this one"
*proceeds to watch the entire video*
Loic Reviews hi verified ytber
Hi
Lisa Harrison nobody cares about your disgusting and revolting opinion. Delete RUclips.
Loic!
Dang, your channel is 2 months older than me lol.
MindMelter ad is just what it sounds like when someone tries talking to you after you first wake up
I'm sick with a cold, been sneezing for two days now, and yet through all the misery (yes, I know a cold isn't that bad, but it SUCKS), Jack still manages to make me laugh. Thank you Jack. Been here since 2016.
15:42
Points out that they wrote "piece" as "peace"
2 seconds later:
Reads "tables" as "tablets"
*"tables" as "tablets"
WiLO :3
Lmaoo yes I'm an idiot
Bruh comment copy
Spartan Sneaky Snake
What?
@@itmeyaboitheline3419 top comment is nearly identical to yours
Jack: Ah that poor kid
Also Jack: laughs maniacally at the kid getting hit in the face
lol yep
uwu my dude uwu
not funny
Yes
I was having a bad day today and decided that the only cure was chunky milk.
It is called "prostokwasha" in russian
6:19 as a person with adhd I thought this sounded completely normal until I had to listen to it again… anyone else?
Imagine his girlfriend, chilling on a sofa in a different room, maybe reading, or watching RUclips, then suddenly...
*T H U D*
*L A U G H*
Or screaming "I JUST KILLED A MAN!"
*confusion followed shortly by understanding* "ah, Sean is doing a funniest home videos."
Jack SHES READY TO GET KHUM DAN.
Girlfriend: ....wtf....
The Dutch Queen is used to it.
Gab has been streaming before, stopped, and goes “Sean just started filming. I just heard a thud and then “LAUGH”” or something along those lines, but yeah that poor poor woman
Girl: "kinda kinky ;)"
Boy: "I rigged this room with explosives"
Me: *surprised pikachu face*
@@hujan1744 ah hell yeah
Sorry. Not funny
There is a bomb strapped to my chest human
Boy:Welcome to Arstotzka. GLORY GREATEST MOTHERPROUD
Veronica and JD
"oh my god what a CLATTER!"
Fave line 😂❤️
Love how he says clatter 😂
"nuggers" 8:00
🤨
Jack: “Do you ever get the feeling you’re getting watched?”
Cardboard cutout: ...No?
Anti: whatever could you mean?
👀
snowbird the cardboard cutout will always be watching :))
“ Nick that’s kind of kinky”. Nick: I rigged this room with explosives
Jd and veronica?
OHH SHI-
Ethan Strang 👁👄👁
💧
That's immediately what I thought of.
Look up the jizzle
0:28 probably my favorite jacksepticeye clip ever
thanks for making my depression go away for 19 minutes
“Do you ever feel like someone is watching you?”
Me: trying not to turn around because you feel like something is about to attack
So tru
Same
Same bro sitting on my bed knowing that my cat is about attack me
Cat: ima end this mans whole career
Also Cat: He Knows so *ight ima head out*
The Floofy Moth yeah?
My god I feel bad for that guy, he's going to feel that elbow drop well into his 50s.
Hopefully he doesn't get cancer from jumping on the light tubes.
He does this shit all the time
I'm A Juggalette But I Feel So Bad For The Dude Like OW
@@demtheinsane9302 Does being part of Juggalo culture play a role here? Are you expected to not care if he hurt himself?
I was amazed he's even able to keep making video and most of his bones aren't broken, or that he can even walk.
Idk about anyone else but jack always makes me laugh when I feel sad. I'm just binge watching jacksepticeye videos rn bc it's my birthday and I've had a bad day lol
"Don't waste your money on this *peace* of junk." -JackScepticeye while proceeding to say tablets instead of tables.
Critical of someone misspelling "piece" as "peace"
5 seconds later..
says "tablets" when the word was "tables"
O
@Anna! I love SЕХ! Тар on my photo u have glasses
Super Human: Dont Try this at Home
Me: how about you follow your own damn Advice
big brain playz right here
Plot Twist: It isn't his house
Hey now don't try this at home ~
Dudududuuuuuuuu~
Hey now don't try it, don't you dare try, you will die is you try this at home~
@@Plueschhenne
is that something kinda like Ethan's Disclaimer Song or am i jus being dumb again
Don't think at home u can get really messed up
You can hear Sean’s Irish come out when he says the word clatter
Sean: *makes a joke about Ryan Reynolds, and how he of course wouldn't know who he is*
Sean in the near future: *is in a Ryan Reynolds film*
YT is getting too comfortable with this double ad thing
Tell me about it, I once had to sit through 2 30 sec unskippable ads
Me too man
Tell me about it too 1 min ads unable to skip
@@haroldiribhogbe8141 how about one hour fucking long unskippable ad
You did not get a 1 hour long unskippable ad
Super Humman: Physically hurting himself so you don't have to.
"Dont try this at home, and here is why"
That guys getting my subscription today.
@@Kevin-eq1sj same
@@Kevin-eq1sj Hmm, nope.
He must have people at the hospital who are his friends because of who many times he goes
Me all night: something’s behind me
Sean:do you ever feel like you’re being watched?
jack: * gets a single answer wrong * well, i can't proceed, because i got all of the answers wrong
Imagine how many fricking times that guy went to the hospital.
“What did you do this time?”
“*mumbles* I front flipped onto flower pots.”
He leaves the hospital
Nurse: see you tomorrow
@@lefroggaming6999 This guy has a very expensive Habit.
@@lefroggaming6999 Amagin his insurance bill. Itd be like... 72952 a month
Jack: Do you ever feel like you’re being watched? Like someone is looking at you over your shoulder?
*Me, home alone, looks behind me*
My dog behind me: 👁👅👁
JOW IS THAT WHAT EXATLY HAPPENED TO ME
Me realizing I don't have a dog: 👁️🕳️👁️
Lol
Idk why
But this got me
Lol I don't have a dog but I still look over my back and who do I see it's the most ugliest thing I ever saw it was a mirror :0
When that guy ran into the pole I absolutely lost it considering that I have been in that same exact spot. I can say that running into a pole like that will at the very least disoreint you.
Guy runs into pole 2:38
I took my sister’s vape 3:19
Khum Dhan 4:46
New Zealand Decking Advert 9:34
Now That’s Hot 11:51
SuperHuman 14:59
Jack: “I don’t think I wanna see this one”
Jack: *immediately hits the play button*
Profile picture buddies eyy
2:56
18:09
10:31 my man is literally peeing in the bush
The fitness gram pacer test is an multi-stage aerobic compacity test that pergresively gets harder as it continues
jack: corrects someone on their grammar
also jack - pronounces tables like tablets
I saw that and lost it
I saw that
He needs to know he did this!!!
I stg I just saw that and I fckn died 😂
U beat me to it haha I was gonna say that
Jacksepticeye: *punches cardboard Jacksepticeye* "I JUST KILLED A MAN-"
RUclips: *you weren't supposed to do that...*
youtube: DEMONITIZATION TIME
@@blockydogy1188 🤣
Blocky Dogy 😂😂 lmao
That's just saying the joke he made again
I was like 420 👌
13:05 What if u stick it on your deck?
I did not expect for Jack to say that he didn’t like The Shark Puppet
super humman’s local hospital: hey jimmy, lightpoles again?
super humman: no this time a microwave
Legend
@@HappyMatt12345 I think we just found one of the many people who feels like no one hears them. Assuming most of all his parents at that age. Seems like it could be a similar situation to cutting, just more public and in a group seemingly accepting of it
To be stupid, the pain would have to be a side effect he doesn't expect to be that bad. He knows what its going to be, and I think he does it for that reason.
If it was only for views, imagine how absolutely awful things must be for him for this to be the best way he can see to get validation from anyone.
Super humman: *Screams in agony*
Jack: iS He OkAY?!
Jack needs to watch a hall of meat compilation
*he has the damn fourth chaos emerald*
Super human seems like hes crying every time he does it
I wonder how many bones has he broken
@@therajmister2183 idk but as soon as he heals one he breaks it again.
The mind melter drug stays true to its name😂
''makes you feel completely pineapple''
16:07
The juggalo and juggalets and the 'woop woop' is the insain clown posse
super humman: goes into hospital
workers: AGAIN????
honestly I am sure that the professionals at the hospital are probably trying to figure out what pyschological trauma screwed this guy up so much he does this willingly
@@joshuaobryan4896 honestly he looks like he might be mentally disabled
@@louuanneeestrewp6189 he sounds disabled
@@justsomechupacabrawithinte592 definitely in which case I'm really concerned as to who's encouraging him to do this.
@@louuanneeestrewp6189 yeah for real I dont know why he would be doing this unless he's doing it for attention which is very dumb
15:44 makes fun of the word “piece” being misspelled, only to butcher the word “tables” 2 seconds later.. Nice!
he's jack nobody said he had to make since.
@@thornlilyn6888 yup😂
He read it as "tablets". There's a difference between seeing something wrong when you're reading fast and spelling something wrong.
Robin should've edited that
@@lexisanoddperson8680 noone cares
best line ever i love his dedication to the craft while the dude is busy passing into the afterlife
I remember my cousin got milk off the counter and he didn’t know how old it was and it was chunky, but he didn’t care and drank random old milk off the counter😅😅
"RUclips is the future, we can do anything here!"
Cuts to Sean smacking his cardboard cutout.
I JUST KILLED A M *cuts*
*Seán
Am I the only one who wants to know the instrumental in the background
Jack: “Do you ever feel like your being watched?”
The 7.7 million people who watched the video: “baby I’m not even there I’m a hallucination”
This gave me PTSD to ranboos streams
So true though XD
Lmao true
You mean 8.5
@@sam.w8477 who?
I know this is a year old but I never thought I'd see the day where jack would spend half a video watching a juggalo do dumb shit I love this
As a Wisconsinite, I want to obliterate every last chunk of that milk.
Jack's gettin ol, hurting himself by smacking whiteboards.
he's almost 30 what do you expect he's no spring chicken anymore.
Irish people age this is news to me I thought they always had a beard and wrinkles even as a baby 😂
@@darlenebuck541 I dunno thats still pretty young, gonna need to send jack some handersize videos.
He needs some ...........
*KHUM DHAN*
@@user-st7rq3sn7v Inure your hand? Well your hand just needs Khum dhan!
Jack: “we can do anything here”
Also Jack: “I JUST KILLED A MAN”
Scorpion_destroyer I loved that I woke my Dad up in the next room
Yeah, we all saw that part.
11:11 I agree with you Jack I really like it too and you see satin himself if you own chunky milk
The Mind Melter will always be funny, no matter the time of day or mood you're in😂
Fax
Jack: Tells Ryan to drink chunky milk
Media: Breaking news Ryan Reynolds most famous for playing Deadpool found dead. Sources say he drank chunky milk. This one thing Deadpool will never heal from
Ryan Reynolds in fact owns the company that made the commercial
This reminded me of unnas annas
Ryan reynolds was also Famous long before Deadpool came out
Jack: criticised people’s spelling
Also jack: reads ‘tables’ as ‘tablets’
"i don't think i wanna watch this one" then plays the video 1.5 seconds later XD i love jack
16:59. I love how the camera man just stands there in silence instead of offering him assistance!
Dude: *jumps onto many things*
Me: how many damn times has he gone to the hospital?
Wolfie's Place Many times
Enough times hopefully to be sent to a mental hospital for help soon
Bri I wanna make him stop please😣😣😣
Real talk for a moment, but I actually think by the sounds of his voice that he may have learning difficulties.
That channel is so wrong on so many levels. Way to go RUclips. You censor and shut down so many other less offensive or questionable videos, But THIS you deem completely suitable viewing material for all ages. "Entertainment has hit a all New low!" (no pun intended) .
"commercial drink chunky milk"
Me: violently spits out pomegranate seeds.
NO POMEGRANATES
I SAID NO POMEGRANATESSSS *deep breath* AHHHHHHHHHH
“It’s like a marvel movie. You know it’s not gonna be bad”
Phase 4:are you sure about that?
The whole sequence of the video where jack watches super humman feels like a group of friends encouraging their friend to do something bad without taking into consideration any of the risks or harm it could cause
"Premarital sex is a sin"
So is MURDER
But not if it is against a s i n n e r
Kshitij Benedict ........
Is RIGHT
premarital sex is worse
Christian beliefs
“This took a right turn to WTF Town.”
My new favorite quote.
Silent Valor 200th like
Imaging getting calls to the same house once a week for a guy constantly hurting himself by WWE himself onto objects.
With that guy running into the pole, you can *hear* his soul leave his body.
Jacksepticeye: "I don't think I want to see this one."
Also Jacksepticeye: *Starts watching video he didn't want to see*
RIP jacks dad😢😥😰😭
For the views
I applaud his dedication to the craft.
It's like a bad train wreck you don't want to watch but you can't bring yourself to look away
0:25
I just died when jack said
“ I JUST KILLED A MA-“
Funniest sh*t Ive have seen all day
I laughed at this part for a solid 5 minutes
Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing with that cutout?
Sir, I just killed a ma-
Did he turn himself into a pickle?
after all he did say he just killed a man
0:27 is better
Super Humman: **Screaming in pain**
Jacksepticeye: *Is he ok?*
that super humman dude may do things that hurt, but mans pretty resilient
Jack: "Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched..?"
Over 22 millions of us: "....uh awkward.."
Imagine the guy that jumps onto different things, he walks into his doctors office and the doc looks up from his newspaper or phone with that look that says “again, dude?”
Just looks at him with a disappointed face like "what did you jump into this time?"
And what if this doctor is watching his channel...
Imagine him waiting for the dude, thinking 'oh, man, flower pots this time? Really?
F@ck this sh!t indeed'
I went to his channel.
Don’t.
He jumps onto things to hurt himself purposely. He coffin jumped onto *barbed wire.*
It’s horrific.
@@brightlight6043 what the actual f*ck
Jack when I’m alone: augh they’re drinking chunky milk
Jack when my parents walk in: deek
"Prank 'em, John!"
"Ya already know!"
2:38
Jack: “oh my god I hate this, why is he doing this” also jack: *watches four more videos*
Bryn Grossman
Jack = juggalo confirmed?
Bryn Grossman
"oh i dont wanna watch this one" * clicks play
Jack: " That looks like it hurts!"
Mother tucker caved his god damn microwave.
69 likes y e s
Okay, I know that this is an old video, but Sean was so silent in the first few seconds of this video that I thought there was a problem with my new earphones.😂
Don't drink while watching these. Had a carbonated beverage come out my nose.
Jack: all media sucks, youtube is the best!
RUclips: "removes adsense"
Jack: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
IT’SS TOOOO MUAACH
Nnnnnn
I finished the word for you
Jack pls play ark
U LIKE YOUR MILK WITH *PULP*
ck
jack: criticizes someone for spelling "piece" as "peace"
also jack: reads "tables" as "tablets"
Lol I wondered if anyone else caught onto that 😂😂😂
Lel
stolen comment...
I came to comments to see if anyone else saw it
Star Shooter where is it stolen? cause i didn’t see another rone
Jack: this series is a safe haven
Also jack: I JUST KILLED A MAN-
People in the video: Drinking Chucky milk
Me: (GAG) IM GOING TO PUKE!!!!!! 🤢
Jack: perfect slapstick comedy is a kid not getting tHAT hurt
Also Jack: proceeds to put us all through the torment of watching 4 videos of a guy absolutely break his body
Yeah, those videos were gross and weren’t funny at all. I think Super Humman is being forced to do all those things by his “friends”.
@@griffinzink698 I hopeee it's not friends especially since he should've stopped after the first really bad one if he really didn't want to do it
As a New Zealander, I never realised that we sound like we are saying ‘Dick’ when we say ‘Deck’ lmfao
I realized when i met eshays in australia
As an Australian I never realised I swore every third word
Fuckin hell as a fuckin Scottish person i never fuckin realized that we fuckin say fuckin alot
Paige Farr Hey another New Zealander 😊 Kia Ora 👋
Yes
Jack: I don’t think I wanna watch this….
Also Jack: *pressing play anyways*
Water, milk, and lemonade are all refreshing, but all in different ways