A.I. Learns to Run (Creature Creator)

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  • Опубликовано: 22 мар 2020
  • Have a go yourself www.thebigcb.com/projects/Crea... (FYI it will take a while to load because i suck at websites)
    Also don't use my website on mobile because it don't be workin.
    Or edge don't use edge.
    Or probably some other weird browsers.
    Use chrome, have some class.
    Record what you make and send it to me at one of these places
    Twitter: / code_bullet
    Discord: / discord
    Patreon: / codebullet
    Art created by @Dachi.art / dachi.art
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Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @george2358
    @george2358 4 года назад +4348

    1720: Newton stayed home due to a pandemic and created the theory of gravity
    2020:code bullet stayed home due to a pandemic and made a running dick engine

    • @Sir_Steven
      @Sir_Steven 4 года назад +166

      History repeats itself.

    • @vrchhu4066
      @vrchhu4066 4 года назад +100

      The law of equivalent exchange demanded it

    • @chrono2208
      @chrono2208 4 года назад +30

      Finally the perfect being was created.

    • @coraitosleep
      @coraitosleep 4 года назад +44

      Coincidence?
      I think...
      probably.

    • @ricocruz1118
      @ricocruz1118 4 года назад +13

      I am seeing a pattern and not liking it

  • @PineappleZach666
    @PineappleZach666 4 года назад +5538

    The species replay is basically: If I do a sexy pose the laser won't kill me.

    • @blanksymortimer4088
      @blanksymortimer4088 4 года назад +197

      That's just jojo's bizarre adventure

    • @lorenzodepaoli3642
      @lorenzodepaoli3642 4 года назад +51

      @@blanksymortimer4088 now i want to watch jojo('s bizzarre adventures)

    • @reamuji6775
      @reamuji6775 4 года назад +29

      they're menacing

    • @shrekisgod8484
      @shrekisgod8484 4 года назад +39

      The face is what makes it really sexy

    • @distrag8456
      @distrag8456 4 года назад +31

      Noooo, don't die from the laser, you're so sexy

  • @iinconsistent_
    @iinconsistent_ 2 года назад +1249

    i love how when they got arms they started doing random poses LMAOO

    • @PrimedGrendel
      @PrimedGrendel 2 года назад +20

      Fellow knight

    • @NerdyRulerz
      @NerdyRulerz 2 года назад +53

      They wanted to be absolutely FABULOOUUUUUS as they died, and they succeeded

    • @justashrimp7594
      @justashrimp7594 2 года назад +17

      @@NerdyRulerz indeed they did, they definitely achieved their goal, it made me cry a bit seeing such beautiful and fabulous poses, after that I turned into a tea kettle wheezing

    • @raven..........
      @raven.......... 2 года назад +1

      @@justashrimp7594 ,

    • @knighthunter1791
      @knighthunter1791 2 года назад +4

      This video is basically me deciding what to pose on camera

  • @Wesley-1776
    @Wesley-1776 3 года назад +733

    Now I’m just imagining like a really fucked up home where Code bullet is just constantly having kids and killing them when they reach a certain age if they can’t walk. Like he doesn’t even name them until they can walk...
    I need help...

  • @ritorod7121
    @ritorod7121 4 года назад +2295

    *Has a child
    *child tries to walk for the first time
    “If you fall, you die”
    *child falls
    “Sorry kid”

  • @Wifgargfhaurh
    @Wifgargfhaurh 4 года назад +3990

    His 1.9 Million subs: "I thought you were dead..."
    Codebullet: "My death was greatly exaggerated..."

  • @asclepius5317
    @asclepius5317 3 года назад +188

    Conspiracy: he doesn’t know how to walk so he tried to figure it out through ai. Doesn’t even have legs

  • @phoenixyt124
    @phoenixyt124 3 года назад +157

    15:07 that is the content i've subscribed for.

    • @diobrando7111
      @diobrando7111 2 года назад

      Same

    • @Sveta69420
      @Sveta69420 2 года назад

      @@diobrando7111 OMG dio Sama watches code bullet?! Incredible

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 2 года назад

      @@diobrando7111 stay back in your grave or we are sending another Joestar

    • @phoenixyt124
      @phoenixyt124 2 года назад +2

      @@Sveta69420 what is the problem of you two? He only said ‚same‘ wtf

    • @Sveta69420
      @Sveta69420 2 года назад

      @@phoenixyt124 for me this is a "you wouldn't understand, mom!" Moment

  • @ethanclydesdale276
    @ethanclydesdale276 4 года назад +4951

    At least he has an excuse to stay inside all day now

  • @mikaelfoster351
    @mikaelfoster351 3 года назад +4268

    ive never related to anything more as an artist than to how he just writes "leg"

    • @maybexsuma2005
      @maybexsuma2005 3 года назад +17

      XD

    • @aaron_r6611
      @aaron_r6611 3 года назад +48

      That got me when I saw it

    • @akp5044
      @akp5044 3 года назад +8

      666 likes
      *nice*

    • @unprankable666
      @unprankable666 3 года назад +57

      Plus he really doesn't have really good drawings. You can see in his old videos. This avatar was made by a fan.

    • @Snov-yx
      @Snov-yx 3 года назад +10

      8:25 try to touch me motherf*cker

  • @yaB0i_Hawkx
    @yaB0i_Hawkx 2 года назад +77

    "Fear is the greatest motivator."
    Explains this video
    -Sun Tzu: Art of War

  • @mr.oneshot4144
    @mr.oneshot4144 2 года назад +216

    As the meme God says:
    The sun is a deadly laser

    • @guyfieri148
      @guyfieri148 2 года назад +15

      *not anymore there's a blanket*

    • @madeleinemusgrave5578
      @madeleinemusgrave5578 2 года назад +5

      @@guyfieri148 *there's a hole in the arctic blanket*

  • @DeltaOps3
    @DeltaOps3 4 года назад +5641

    "Hey guys its been a while" - every 3 months

    • @fulbert7519
      @fulbert7519 4 года назад +40

      Was gonna say it but you already did lmao

    • @allahuakbar9084
      @allahuakbar9084 4 года назад +6

      Lus1fa shut the fuck up

    • @grantgomes2431
      @grantgomes2431 4 года назад +2

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @gnomeshells6876
      @gnomeshells6876 4 года назад +19

      3 months minimum

    • @i.k5696
      @i.k5696 4 года назад +21

      Allahu Akbar ok a bit toxic

  • @scott.4668
    @scott.4668 3 года назад +5232

    Can we talk about how this man doesn't draw legs for his character but has a variation of his character with a gun.

  • @echlorianbysheler5901
    @echlorianbysheler5901 3 года назад +97

    1:25 that caught me off gaurd

    • @funkgremlin2765
      @funkgremlin2765 3 года назад +7

      I literally spit out what I was eating cuz I laughed so hard

    • @hahafunnyman6916
      @hahafunnyman6916 2 года назад +7

      The souls of the dammed scream for their murderer:
      “HEnryyYyyYyyy”

  • @ALZulas
    @ALZulas 3 года назад +25

    The screaming guys made my dog come out of the other room to look at me like "WTF?"

  • @acasualescapedscp4418
    @acasualescapedscp4418 4 года назад +2063

    And as we can see, the first thing man does with arms...
    Is slav squat.

  • @justashrimp7594
    @justashrimp7594 2 года назад +11

    10:06
    It has learned "Horse Flip"
    To activate this skill you need a horse that's about to get killed by a laser

  • @the_undead
    @the_undead Год назад +11

    1:21
    I can relate to this part of the video so perfectly. The best summary of what it's like to live with anger issues ever

  • @soloboyxx_2003
    @soloboyxx_2003 4 года назад +863

    Normal horse: *Neighs*
    Code bullet’s horse: *HORSE*

  • @shay.w.5812
    @shay.w.5812 4 года назад +4832

    "now that I've lowered the number of female viewers to zero"
    Nope, can't get rid of me so easily. Nice try, Evan.

    • @MusicLoverx3
      @MusicLoverx3 4 года назад +223

      *shoots*

    • @munirohm2420
      @munirohm2420 4 года назад +194

      *shoots more*

    • @d3vitron779
      @d3vitron779 4 года назад +151

      *pew pew*

    • @shay.w.5812
      @shay.w.5812 4 года назад +363

      you guys can't kill me, normal bullets don't do anything to me. But code bullets can.

    • @pineapplequeen13
      @pineapplequeen13 4 года назад +248

      He's got at least 2 female viewers then, lol

  • @kittymarie3557
    @kittymarie3557 3 года назад +316

    Female viewer: I approve of and enjoyed this entire video.

    • @birbin2443
      @birbin2443 2 года назад +39

      the day right after this she woke up a man

    • @Sugondeese
      @Sugondeese 2 года назад +4

      No one asked

    • @titanictyranitar9571
      @titanictyranitar9571 2 года назад +40

      @@Sugondeese looks like someone had a bad day

    • @Sugondeese
      @Sugondeese 2 года назад

      @@titanictyranitar9571 LMAO simp

    • @meltanmaster
      @meltanmaster 2 года назад +16

      @@Sugondeese how is that being a simp? Lol

  • @bigsweetowl4487
    @bigsweetowl4487 2 года назад +13

    2:56 "although the RUclips compression algorithm probably makes it look like cancer"
    Me: watching it at crisp 1080p ...

  • @VoxelMusic
    @VoxelMusic 4 года назад +2622

    Codebullet: "Theres a deadly laser coming!"
    AI: **irish jig intensifies**

    • @jeannemooberry7231
      @jeannemooberry7231 4 года назад +11

      I feel like another Irish drinking song would be a good sound track for a lot of his vids

    • @oleglukichov2037
      @oleglukichov2037 4 года назад +29

      So, can we go on land now?
      *NO*
      why?
      *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*

    • @nicomuller3125
      @nicomuller3125 4 года назад +7

      @@oleglukichov2037 *Not anymore, there's a blanket!
      *

    • @brendanrobb5642
      @brendanrobb5642 4 года назад +1

      Oleg Lukichov dammit I was gonna say that

    • @ahumanperson3649
      @ahumanperson3649 4 года назад +2

      Brendan Robb Damnit, I was going to say that!

  • @1974mikeyb
    @1974mikeyb 3 года назад +5640

    Code bullet, putting his future kid in a laser cutter: “Man he’s gonna be so good at walking.”

  • @blastckxxgd5729
    @blastckxxgd5729 2 года назад +20

    12:25 “quality assurance test”

  • @savvasl2986
    @savvasl2986 3 года назад +8

    bullet to ai: learn to run
    ai: *uses vertical repeated jumping and tilting in order to accumulate speed in a direction*
    bullet to ai: he a little confused but he got the point

  • @gototot
    @gototot 3 года назад +3001

    As soon as they got arms, half of them wanted to be a bird, the other half wanted to be a tree. Their brain decided "fuck it, im being a tree bird. More commonly known as a turd"

  • @fendoroid3788
    @fendoroid3788 4 года назад +3524

    According to evolution, horses should roll. Explain this, atheists.

    • @zandbergx9747
      @zandbergx9747 4 года назад +128

      Well, where do I start......

    • @dartsboy97
      @dartsboy97 4 года назад +228

      Everyone knows early horses didn't have top hats!

    • @AyleidCraft
      @AyleidCraft 4 года назад +87

      Zandberg X you don’t, because it’s a fucking joke

    • @David_Box
      @David_Box 4 года назад +148

      While realist, the evolution algoritm has a slith problem: Necks generaly snap when you roll like that.

    • @Nstone53
      @Nstone53 4 года назад +103

      @@zandbergx9747 When a Mommy square horsey loves a Daddy square horsey...

  • @octocreeper8182
    @octocreeper8182 2 года назад +14

    8:42 damn, that species can dance to the music!

    • @linkning9243
      @linkning9243 2 года назад

      Do you know what song it is?

  • @god-ishgamer7516
    @god-ishgamer7516 Год назад +7

    Bro I can’t believe he made his character have ultra realistic legs at the beginning.

  • @WaterDoesGaming
    @WaterDoesGaming 3 года назад +2137

    CB: *has a child*
    "Now then, you have to run to the fridge and get food while outrunning the death laser, and if anything other than your foot hits the ground, I will end you myself."

    • @menacingduke2415
      @menacingduke2415 3 года назад +23

      yes

    • @gaymerjerry
      @gaymerjerry 3 года назад +56

      no its 100 kids and only the top 50 get to live on to make 100 more kids

    • @WaterDoesGaming
      @WaterDoesGaming 3 года назад +18

      @@gaymerjerry but that's only the first hour

    • @thegentleraindrop2375
      @thegentleraindrop2375 3 года назад +6

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
      Well done everyone
      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @ethios8928
      @ethios8928 3 года назад +7

      @@WaterDoesGaming and in the end only one will survive or he just gives up on them

  • @pippinsmith
    @pippinsmith 4 года назад +393

    13:53
    CB sometime in the future: *has a kid*
    Kid: *tries to walk*
    Also kid: *fails to walk*
    CB: *pulls out gun*

    • @kryptonite5315
      @kryptonite5315 4 года назад +34

      Kid: Fails to walk
      CB: Programs an elaborate laser to 'inspire' his kid to walk
      Kid: Falls down
      CB: Makes laser go faster

    • @toranix8836
      @toranix8836 4 года назад +4

      I mean he is a bullet for a reason

    • @pangaea4737
      @pangaea4737 4 года назад +2

      For his down special, he wields a gun

    • @glitchlaboratorys6116
      @glitchlaboratorys6116 4 года назад +1

      Pangaeaball's Grand Pangaean Federates of Time u beat me to it

    • @guiorgy
      @guiorgy 4 года назад +1

      Pulls a laser gun you mean right?

  • @AlysidaMagica
    @AlysidaMagica 2 года назад +2

    *Several years in the future, Code Bullet and his wife are sitting in their living room, their newborn laying nearby*
    Bullet:
    Wife:
    Bullet:
    Wife:
    Bullet:
    Wife: *cough*
    Bullet: “What’s that? Time for junior to learn to walk?? I’LL GET THE DEATH LASER!”
    Wife: “NO!”

  • @Dylan_thebrand_slayer_Mulveiny
    @Dylan_thebrand_slayer_Mulveiny 2 года назад +13

    I pretty much laughed hysterically for the entire 16 minutes. Thank you!

  • @actualdeedash
    @actualdeedash 4 года назад +698

    He took nine months to create an AI that creates creatures. Well that's what humans do all the time

    • @devonzimmers7681
      @devonzimmers7681 4 года назад +25

      Lol clever that took me a second

    • @ryannorthup3148
      @ryannorthup3148 4 года назад +6

      True

    • @azadanzans5359
      @azadanzans5359 4 года назад +4

      0:51

    • @greenonions785
      @greenonions785 3 года назад +6

      How long did it take you to learn how to walk huh!? More than nine months
      I guarantee!!! Because you weren’t born yet! You were still in... development 😏 heh? Heh? Ehh? Lol (puns!)

  • @microTrash28
    @microTrash28 4 года назад +427

    I made a human and it ended up walking relatively normally, and that kind of scares me.

    • @toasterhavingabath6980
      @toasterhavingabath6980 4 года назад +16

      Oh fuc you made an ai human

    • @OpRaven-62
      @OpRaven-62 4 года назад +14

      Toaster having a bath, I think they meant that they “reproduced.”

    • @FriskyD.
      @FriskyD. 4 года назад +11

      Normal by human standards, or crab standards?

    • @ClayDress
      @ClayDress 4 года назад +11

      Unplug the computer and run.

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy 4 года назад +5

      When you put bread in your toaster,
      *does your toaster moan?*

  • @janemoskalova5041
    @janemoskalova5041 3 года назад +171

    "now that I've lowered the number of female viewers to zero"
    me and my friends: haha nope

  • @Nstone53
    @Nstone53 2 года назад +2

    I've been playing with the creator and my favorite thing has to be when I accidently clicked 'rotate' instead of 'resize' for my circle. Red text pops up asking
    "Did you really just try to rotate a circle?" XD

  • @Maxifema94
    @Maxifema94 4 года назад +571

    3:54 to be honest, with that creepy laugh, i was expecting a third "leg"
    11:54 ah, there we go

    • @eazygamer70
      @eazygamer70 4 года назад +2

      Haha same bro

    • @therobot1080
      @therobot1080 4 года назад +6

      Dirty minded fucks,you are

    • @8names311
      @8names311 4 года назад +5

      @@therobot1080 not really considering the fact he actually did it

    • @therobot1080
      @therobot1080 4 года назад

      @@8names311 i was reffering to him aswell

  • @TheMrMomo1
    @TheMrMomo1 4 года назад +509

    CB: Son, there is your Math Homework, over there is a death laser, you figure out the rest. I can always make more of you.

  • @knexman427
    @knexman427 3 года назад +12

    when you say "I haven't left my room this year" just before covid starts....

  • @VolcanicoD.S.
    @VolcanicoD.S. 2 года назад +6

    “HHHHHHHHHMMMMMM, YEEEYEEEYEEYEYEYEYEYE” my favorite code bullet quote

  • @thanosattorneyatlaw4062
    @thanosattorneyatlaw4062 4 года назад +1418

    Codebullet: leg leg
    Also Codebullet: *forgets Horses tails*
    You could've at least written tail!

  • @theloop9835
    @theloop9835 4 года назад +470

    "Slav squatting creature isn't real, it can't hurt you"
    Slav squatting creature: 6:36

    • @gaming_6440
      @gaming_6440 4 года назад +13

      *SLAV 100*

    • @Registered_Simp
      @Registered_Simp 4 года назад +4

      I though the same damn thing...
      (Probably cause I just came off of Life of Boris but IDK)

  • @-omicron-
    @-omicron- 2 года назад +4

    The species replay is pretty fun, I picture it's like a break dancer busting out a bunch of moves then just keeping there last pose till they die lol.

  • @unmatchedbracket
    @unmatchedbracket 2 года назад +2

    Half of the AIs try to walk, and the other half decides to pose D R A M A T I C A L L Y

  • @noahra8430
    @noahra8430 4 года назад +233

    The species replays just look like they're not even trying to live, just find a cool pose to die in.

    • @fernfern0
      @fernfern0 4 года назад +15

      They all watched Jojo one too many times and decided to pose to death.

    • @cruelzuelischosen1728
      @cruelzuelischosen1728 4 года назад

      noirre99 I was thinking the same thing🤣

    • @rewrose2838
      @rewrose2838 4 года назад

      Zoro would be so proud

  • @pinkduck4782
    @pinkduck4782 4 года назад +405

    Alternative title: Making simple brained animals run until they die for my own entertainment

    • @scylozy
      @scylozy 4 года назад +8

      If god is real, then that must be his motivation hahaha

    • @doodelbopgames
      @doodelbopgames 4 года назад +2

      another one: being god

  • @aiden_3c
    @aiden_3c 2 года назад +1

    Big fan of all the improvements from last video. Literally every "huh I wonder if you could do this" that I didn't see in the last video is implemented here. I especially like how you can put one leg behind another in the 2D plane so they wont collide if you dont want them too. Which is definitely needed for something like a horse

  • @XFanmarX
    @XFanmarX 2 года назад +1

    7:47 Hahaha amazing how the music fits so well. Actually makes it look like they're dancing spastically, absolutely hilarious. Great choice to add that in!
    New watcher, loving your style, keep up the awesome work!

  • @psychsic
    @psychsic 4 года назад +974

    Everyone living in 2020: I had to self quarantine for three weeks
    Codebullet being a absolute Chad: I have been self quarantine since 2019 scrub

    • @icey7569
      @icey7569 4 года назад +1

      i have bin since 2018

    • @aureavita8653
      @aureavita8653 4 года назад +2

      @Marios Bairaktarhs _you mean down_

    • @IngwiePhoenix
      @IngwiePhoenix 4 года назад

      CB be like "I was self-quarantining before it was cool" xD

    • @RealVerxcity
      @RealVerxcity 4 года назад

      skull sic 2018

    • @artsyscrub3226
      @artsyscrub3226 4 года назад +1

      @trenbolonely
      Maybe you should self quarantine from the jokes? Stops the spread.

  • @bruhmoment1904
    @bruhmoment1904 3 года назад +3258

    Nobody:
    The first few generations:
    Maybe if I pose hard enough the laser will go away

    • @auulauul9328
      @auulauul9328 3 года назад +149

      They're not smart enough to be anything other than ✨F A B U L O U S✨

    • @tuttiman55
      @tuttiman55 3 года назад +18

      That layout for fabulous is weird

    • @o-hogameplay185
      @o-hogameplay185 3 года назад +4

      That' what i've thought too. Is very funny.

    • @CarlosRios1
      @CarlosRios1 3 года назад +12

      Worked well enough in jjba

    • @Minhaz25
      @Minhaz25 3 года назад +14

      *_IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE_*

  • @Artistsunderground
    @Artistsunderground 2 года назад +2

    No joke.. you are one of the funniest people on RUclips.. I still watch your videos and physically laugh my ass off.

  • @creativechannel6994
    @creativechannel6994 3 года назад +8

    9:10 I LAUGHTS 5 MINUTES

  • @explunky8452
    @explunky8452 4 года назад +509

    square: circles are pointless.
    circles: i have more points than you.
    the physics engine: *crashes*

    • @foreskinman2463
      @foreskinman2463 4 года назад +6

      Don’t they both technically have infinite points

    • @ArkinMC
      @ArkinMC 4 года назад +6

      @@foreskinman2463 correct, i guess he was refering to corners?

    • @explunky8452
      @explunky8452 4 года назад +2

      @@ArkinMC correct

    • @dolphindubstep965
      @dolphindubstep965 4 года назад +1

      Explunky correct

  • @Zeffify
    @Zeffify 3 года назад +758

    All the other horse generations:
    Front flip, backflip
    Gen 20:
    “Don’t judge me! Just because I’m a horse doesn’t mean I can’t dance like a ballerina!”

  • @commandblockgal7396
    @commandblockgal7396 3 года назад +4

    8:37 this whole segment has an amazing sync with the music

  • @toonytoons8360
    @toonytoons8360 3 года назад +5

    11:32 It was a sad moment for all Bullets alike

  • @anomalous8565
    @anomalous8565 4 года назад +368

    Ai: RUN RUN RUN
    New Ai: Why?
    Ai: THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

    • @apoth8574
      @apoth8574 4 года назад +7

      Bill wurtz reference

    • @mr.person5209
      @mr.person5209 4 года назад +12

      But now there’s a blanket.

    • @terik_z
      @terik_z 4 года назад +4

      Thanks to revolutionary new materials

    • @michaelliguori856
      @michaelliguori856 4 года назад +6

      Ai Five gens later: thanks for checking in, I’m still a piece of garbage

    • @XanderisMLG
      @XanderisMLG 4 года назад +4

      @@mr.person5209 And there's no food, so we don't really care.

  • @koghs
    @koghs 4 года назад +782

    Alternative title: Screaming squares jojopose instead of running from the laser

    • @monochromeart7311
      @monochromeart7311 4 года назад +52

      Boxes: oh, you're approaching me? instead of running away you're coming right to me?
      Laser: i can't insta-kill you for the entertainment of a nerd without getting closer. Yare Yare Daze.

    • @federicopattano1056
      @federicopattano1056 4 года назад +3

      @@monochromeart7311 why can't i like a comment 1000 times?

    • @monochromeart7311
      @monochromeart7311 4 года назад +3

      @@federicopattano1056 are you a crimson demon?

    • @federicopattano1056
      @federicopattano1056 4 года назад +1

      @@monochromeart7311 well i would like to

    • @monochromeart7311
      @monochromeart7311 4 года назад +2

      @@federicopattano1056 all Crimson Demons have chuunibyou tendencies, if you have Crimson colored eyes then you're probably one....

  • @xoxo5296
    @xoxo5296 2 года назад +5

    everyone: discussing code bullet's potential children.
    me: oh, henry is back! where is his gun tho? CB did you steal henry''s gun?

  • @numbertoast673
    @numbertoast673 2 года назад +4

    The animation on his legs is amazing

  • @PaperSmiles
    @PaperSmiles 3 года назад +906

    “I’ll try to focus on smaller projects”
    Builds Tetris.

  • @jahvonabrigo7157
    @jahvonabrigo7157 4 года назад +595

    Satan in hell: I'm going to turn off the screams now bc that goes from funny to annoying very quickly 4:41

    • @ninjapickle773
      @ninjapickle773 4 года назад +10

      Dad never turns off the screams. He finds them therapeutic

    • @alexgeorge7539
      @alexgeorge7539 4 года назад

      It is always funny

    • @Heyant
      @Heyant 4 года назад +2

      For me it's funnier the longer it gets

    • @whalesauce3647
      @whalesauce3647 3 года назад

      Why the hell is this so low in the comment section.

  • @RizzytheWizzy
    @RizzytheWizzy 2 года назад +2

    0:45
    I guess that's what you call...
    _"Blowing it out of proportions"_
    😀👌

  • @metrux321
    @metrux321 Месяц назад +2

    Oh man, watching it four years later... This shit was hilarious xD

  • @jajoothecoolman
    @jajoothecoolman 3 года назад +365

    Teacher: You can't hear pictures
    Me: *hears that scream*

  • @G4MA
    @G4MA 4 года назад +1024

    Everyone: The AI will take over humanity
    The AI:

  • @Sam_596
    @Sam_596 2 года назад +1

    I don't know what I was expecting from that "Henry," but it was definitely not that. I am so glad it's that.

  • @jonathonthomas1255
    @jonathonthomas1255 2 года назад +1

    Love the posing from the screms with arms

  • @blakestratton1307
    @blakestratton1307 4 года назад +889

    I find it hilarious how Code just uses the word "leg" for his legs. Shit brings a tear to my eye.

    • @Dfl_jason
      @Dfl_jason 4 года назад +4

      Everyone li- saw that

    • @Dfl_jason
      @Dfl_jason 3 года назад

      @Not a spy don't judge me

    • @1truehero55
      @1truehero55 3 года назад +1

      Also pink eye not just tears..

    • @camodog
      @camodog 3 года назад

      Shit doesn’t smell good either

    • @WaddlesDev
      @WaddlesDev 3 года назад

      500th like

  • @edditure
    @edditure 4 года назад +468

    Imagine CB as a comedian.
    My mind cannot handle such a thought.

    • @Dude-cf8hb
      @Dude-cf8hb 4 года назад +22

      Comedy bullet?

    • @ohitseli3095
      @ohitseli3095 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @gabrijeltuka8090
      @gabrijeltuka8090 4 года назад +2

      he already is comedian dude im crying from all dicks

    • @familythompson7168
      @familythompson7168 4 года назад +1

      @@Dude-cf8hb the worst part about that is he could so smoothly switch over since he would still be CB

    • @veryniceguy2227
      @veryniceguy2227 4 года назад +2

      Literally look at the category RUclips sorted this into

  • @JCupgrade
    @JCupgrade 2 года назад +4

    1:25
    That edit was smooth as all hell

    • @the_undead
      @the_undead Год назад

      It's also a very accurate representation of anger issues whether that was intentional or not I don't know

  • @dragonlordofchaos
    @dragonlordofchaos 2 года назад +2

    1:21, even now still gets a laugh out of me.

  • @wraith2815
    @wraith2815 3 года назад +1867

    "I'm gonna turn off the screams now because it goes from funny to annoying very quickly"
    Immediately. Immediately was the word you were looking for.

    • @chromicmike3806
      @chromicmike3806 3 года назад +48

      Naw man this is my new alarm

    • @bobtron97
      @bobtron97 3 года назад +4

      Old PartyDave ikr

    • @bobtron97
      @bobtron97 3 года назад +3

      are you talking about the kids in the basement or.... (jk i dont have any kids in the basements)

    • @jameshill9325
      @jameshill9325 3 года назад +4

      @@bobtron97 yet

    • @dallasjones4062
      @dallasjones4062 3 года назад +1

      @@jameshill9325 r/cursedcomments

  • @couldntthinkofayoutubename6498
    @couldntthinkofayoutubename6498 4 года назад +449

    How code bullet starts every vid
    "Hi, its been a while"

  • @K113-A
    @K113-A 2 года назад +2

    Little Timmy is learning to walk!
    CB: DEATH LASERS ENABLED

  • @AnxiousFirebug
    @AnxiousFirebug 2 года назад +1

    I've seen some shit, but the screaming faces are going to give me nightmares, that's genuinely impressive, I haven't been scared shitless in a while

  • @filiflo2832
    @filiflo2832 4 года назад +342

    Journalist: What brought you to learn A.I.?
    CodeBullet: Ah you know I just love to see my code suffer.
    Journalist: What do you mean?
    CodeBullet: It´s just statisfying to watch them crawl away from the laser beam in agony and fear for their lifes.
    Journalist: Who would watch that???
    CodeBullet: *flexing with 1,98 Million Abos*

    • @martinscaplis4874
      @martinscaplis4874 4 года назад +3

      Subs*

    • @Lilly-Lilac
      @Lilly-Lilac 4 года назад

      Martins Čaplis *crabs**

    • @FPSRayn
      @FPSRayn 4 года назад

      @@martinscaplis4874 Varbūt viņš arī latvietis un aizmirsa vārdu "subs"

    • @Civan768
      @Civan768 4 года назад

      filiflo you’re french huh ?

    • @martinscaplis4874
      @martinscaplis4874 4 года назад

      @@FPSRayn Varbūt

  • @taylorolson6228
    @taylorolson6228 4 года назад +246

    "Its been a while" is starting to become an established intro here xD

    • @Tytoalba777
      @Tytoalba777 4 года назад +1

      The Great RUclips Intros:
      "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier"
      "*whiplash* Top of the mornin' to ye laddies!"
      "Its been a while"

  • @risalatshahriar9801
    @risalatshahriar9801 2 года назад +1

    Code bullte's videos always saves me and makes me laugh when I am depressed

  • @ethenmesch5014
    @ethenmesch5014 3 года назад +1

    That intro was all over the place and I love it

  • @Akkuatica
    @Akkuatica 4 года назад +494

    Only og’s remember when the “CB” on the shirt was sometimes mirrored

    • @aashaytambi3268
      @aashaytambi3268 4 года назад +12

      OGs remember movie maker

    • @hahayes9690
      @hahayes9690 4 года назад +13

      That actually wasn't that long ago

    • @Akkuatica
      @Akkuatica 4 года назад +8

      Oldab relatively not long ago but it was like 6 months, even though it was only like 2 videos agi

    • @tonyshum5569
      @tonyshum5569 4 года назад +3

      psst don't tell the non og's the CB still mirrored on the thumbnail

    • @DarkLink1996.
      @DarkLink1996. 4 года назад +1

      Now he just needs to fix the antennas

  • @ableno.9906
    @ableno.9906 4 года назад +1267

    Due to the quarantine code bullet has gained a multiple personality disorder.

    • @Krazzymonkey
      @Krazzymonkey 4 года назад +43

      He for sure had that years ago.

    • @GunarBastos
      @GunarBastos 4 года назад +29

      it sure is one way to keep yourself company

    • @Krazzymonkey
      @Krazzymonkey 4 года назад +20

      @@GunarBastos at least he will die with company and not alone

    • @ludovikc2032
      @ludovikc2032 4 года назад +5

      It is showing now more then ever

    • @cloaker7237
      @cloaker7237 4 года назад

      wym those his "roommates"

  • @TheMarshmallowMushroom
    @TheMarshmallowMushroom Год назад

    the replay is kind of eerie, like watching something struggle for its life only to inevitably be dissolved by a laser

  • @theundeadempire3640
    @theundeadempire3640 3 года назад +3

    The fucking screaming faces made me laugh the hardest I have in years and I thank you for it immensely.

  • @blazingvacuum1025
    @blazingvacuum1025 4 года назад +339

    All the AI's are like speedrunners, they break the physics engine as soon as possible

    • @passel5953
      @passel5953 4 года назад +16

      speedrunners with a gun to their head, if they don't break the physics engine, they fucking die lol

  • @patrickm.9669
    @patrickm.9669 4 года назад +374

    Code Bullet: sings the lion sleeps tonight
    Also Code Bullet: pulls a fucking gun out

    • @StockyLikeStockings
      @StockyLikeStockings 4 года назад +14

      Code bullet: sings
      Someone: *coughs*
      Code bullet: *pulls gun* you say something mf?

    • @FireballPSNMods
      @FireballPSNMods 4 года назад

      Way too high to process that right

    • @deadlord147
      @deadlord147 4 года назад

      Code bullet! sings any song
      Somebody joins singing
      Code bullet: “why are u SINGING” mini gun point at them

  • @jetpackattack2350
    @jetpackattack2350 Год назад

    The best drawings of legs, tbh I haven’t seen any better legs, I have no idea how you did it so well!
    This is in the intro at 0:14

  • @bobshnickel5713
    @bobshnickel5713 2 года назад +1

    This is an amazingly done video

  • @Pac0Master
    @Pac0Master 4 года назад +359

    That'd be hilarious if the laser didn't kill the whole entity at once but only the part it touches.
    so you'll have creatures "running" away with missing legs or something

    • @remermequiota1020
      @remermequiota1020 4 года назад +4

      this is a good idea

    • @BOTHLine
      @BOTHLine 4 года назад +29

      I totally can see some generations learning to lose some parts on purpose because they can move better without lol

    • @mehmeh1999
      @mehmeh1999 4 года назад +13

      @@BOTHLine circumcision time

    • @ezman-vn8zy
      @ezman-vn8zy 2 года назад +2

      Calm down, Satan.

  • @autocorrect8532
    @autocorrect8532 3 года назад +700

    Bullet: gives an in-depth speech about horses
    Advertisement: tide pods.

  • @prodigalsun1678
    @prodigalsun1678 3 года назад +3

    Okay hear me out this would work a lot better if the feat didn’t face two different directions. Feet are meant to move back to provide a push but when they face two different ways the push is negated. Make the feet face the same direction

  • @DamianWaloszek
    @DamianWaloszek 4 года назад +143

    1:00 "I haven't left my room this year" - you won't leave this year either :D

    • @aditsood9369
      @aditsood9369 4 года назад +4

      you won't leave* this year either

    • @DamianWaloszek
      @DamianWaloszek 4 года назад +3

      @@aditsood9369 Oh 😅 Corrected

    • @2dheethbar
      @2dheethbar 2 года назад

      This comment aged well.

  • @Reilers
    @Reilers 4 года назад +195

    This guy started to record a video that he would only post 3 months later
    Wish I had this dedication

  • @Mephiston
    @Mephiston 2 года назад +2

    I know this is an old video, but there should have been code for "if the head touches the ground it dies" like the guys at the end, to keep them from doing flips.

  • @madkirk7431
    @madkirk7431 2 года назад +2

    "maybe we haven't finished horse"
    -CB

  • @skippy2987
    @skippy2987 4 года назад +363

    Make the laser speed accelerate. This does two things:
    Allows for initial instability
    And
    Makes sure that once screaming horse penis can outrun the laser initially there is a way to continually optimise top speed

    • @fomalhaut_the_great
      @fomalhaut_the_great 4 года назад +25

      Read this before watching. I'm thoroughly confused.

    • @skippy2987
      @skippy2987 4 года назад +3

      @@fomalhaut_the_great got it now?

    • @matthewtalafous2004
      @matthewtalafous2004 4 года назад +3

      Fomalhaut I’ll put it in your terms. Make it slowly go faster so the retards still have a chance. They gotta go fast in the end or. Bye

    • @skippy2987
      @skippy2987 4 года назад +4

      @@matthewtalafous2004 They would have understood that bit. But before watching the video about learning to walk you wouldn't expect there to be lasers or find a screaming horse penis

  • @chinnychris4901
    @chinnychris4901 4 года назад +304

    Imagine an alternate universe where humans found a way to exploit physics and casually slide to work

    • @agsystems8220
      @agsystems8220 4 года назад +33

      You mean cars?

    • @omgsomeoneactually3926
      @omgsomeoneactually3926 4 года назад

      *copied

    • @JesusAmaTeMenino
      @JesusAmaTeMenino 4 года назад +2

      @@agsystems8220 No, he meant sk8

    • @skippy2987
      @skippy2987 4 года назад +9

      Already multiple inventions for this. Car drivers just tend to murder people on bikes and scooters at a rate nobody seriously seems to care about and roller blades prevent male users from procreating, so casually sliding to work is sub optimal in today's society

    • @chinnychris4901
      @chinnychris4901 4 года назад +4

      This wasn't copied, and I didn't mean cars or roller blades... Nonono, I meant balancing on like 3 toes and gaining infinite acceleration lmao