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A.I. Learns to Run (Creature Creator)

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  • Published on Dec 13, 2024

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  • @VoxelMusic
    @VoxelMusic 4 years ago +2683

    Codebullet: "Theres a deadly laser coming!"
    AI: **irish jig intensifies**

    • @jeannemooberry7231
      @jeannemooberry7231 4 years ago +11

      I feel like another Irish drinking song would be a good sound track for a lot of his vids

    • @oleglukichov2037
      @oleglukichov2037 4 years ago +29

      So, can we go on land now?
      *NO*
      why?
      *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*

    • @nicomuller3125
      @nicomuller3125 4 years ago +7

      @@oleglukichov2037 *Not anymore, there's a blanket!
      *

    • @brendanrobb5642
      @brendanrobb5642 4 years ago +1

      Oleg Lukichov dammit I was gonna say that

    • @ahumanperson3649
      @ahumanperson3649 4 years ago +2

      Brendan Robb Damnit, I was going to say that!

  • @PineappleZach666
    @PineappleZach666 4 years ago +5856

    The species replay is basically: If I do a sexy pose the laser won't kill me.

  • @TheMrMomo1
    @TheMrMomo1 4 years ago +544

    CB: Son, there is your Math Homework, over there is a death laser, you figure out the rest. I can always make more of you.

  • @iinconsistent_
    @iinconsistent_ 3 years ago +1387

    i love how when they got arms they started doing random poses LMAOO

    • @PrimedGrendel
      @PrimedGrendel 3 years ago +21

      Fellow knight

    • @NerdyRulerz
      @NerdyRulerz 3 years ago +55

      They wanted to be absolutely FABULOOUUUUUS as they died, and they succeeded

    • @justashrimp7594
      @justashrimp7594 2 years ago +19

      @@NerdyRulerz indeed they did, they definitely achieved their goal, it made me cry a bit seeing such beautiful and fabulous poses, after that I turned into a tea kettle wheezing

    • @raven..........
      @raven.......... 2 years ago +1

      @@justashrimp7594 ,

    • @knighthunter1791
      @knighthunter1791 2 years ago +5

      This video is basically me deciding what to pose on camera

  • @soloboyxx_2003
    @soloboyxx_2003 4 years ago +885

    Normal horse: *Neighs*
    Code bullet’s horse: *HORSE*

  • @mikaelfoster351
    @mikaelfoster351 4 years ago +4401

    ive never related to anything more as an artist than to how he just writes "leg"

    • @maybexsuma2005
      @maybexsuma2005 4 years ago +18

      XD

    • @aaron_r6611
      @aaron_r6611 4 years ago +50

      That got me when I saw it

    • @akp5044
      @akp5044 4 years ago +8

      666 likes
      *nice*

    • @unprankable666
      @unprankable666 4 years ago +61

      Plus he really doesn't have really good drawings. You can see in his old videos. This avatar was made by a fan.

    • @Snov-yx
      @Snov-yx 4 years ago +10

      8:25 try to touch me motherf*cker

  • @george2358
    @george2358 4 years ago +4548

    1720: Newton stayed home due to a pandemic and created the theory of gravity
    2020:code bullet stayed home due to a pandemic and made a running dick engine

    • @Sir_Steven
      @Sir_Steven 4 years ago +169

      History repeats itself.

    • @vrchhu4066
      @vrchhu4066 4 years ago +103

      The law of equivalent exchange demanded it

    • @chrono2208
      @chrono2208 4 years ago +32

      Finally the perfect being was created.

    • @coraitosleep
      @coraitosleep 4 years ago +46

      Coincidence?
      I think...
      probably.

    • @ricocruz1118
      @ricocruz1118 4 years ago +13

      I am seeing a pattern and not liking it

  • @Wesley-1776
    @Wesley-1776 3 years ago +807

    Now I’m just imagining like a really fucked up home where Code bullet is just constantly having kids and killing them when they reach a certain age if they can’t walk. Like he doesn’t even name them until they can walk...
    I need help...

  • @Wifgargfhaurh
    @Wifgargfhaurh 4 years ago +4047

    His 1.9 Million subs: "I thought you were dead..."
    Codebullet: "My death was greatly exaggerated..."

  • @1974mikeyb
    @1974mikeyb 4 years ago +5694

    Code bullet, putting his future kid in a laser cutter: “Man he’s gonna be so good at walking.”

  • @actualdeedash
    @actualdeedash 4 years ago +735

    He took nine months to create an AI that creates creatures. Well that's what humans do all the time

  • @asclepius5317
    @asclepius5317 3 years ago +236

    Conspiracy: he doesn’t know how to walk so he tried to figure it out through ai. Doesn’t even have legs

  • @MessyGamer616
    @MessyGamer616 4 years ago +3082

    Code Bullet as a father teaching his child to walk "If he dies he dies. The next ones will learn from his mistakes."

    • @kenzielater1378
      @kenzielater1378 3 years ago +35

      I laughed out loud at this

    • @nathan9901
      @nathan9901 3 years ago +3

      @@kenzielater1378 same. 😂😂😂

    • @lbrieden1
      @lbrieden1 2 years ago +26

      Maybe not necessarily the next one, but one of the next 100 or so should learn.

    • @TheArachnid
      @TheArachnid 2 years ago +6

      The Omni Man mindset lol

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 years ago

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎

  • @ethanclydesdale276
    @ethanclydesdale276 4 years ago +4981

    At least he has an excuse to stay inside all day now

  • @thanosattorneyatlaw4062
    @thanosattorneyatlaw4062 4 years ago +1426

    Codebullet: leg leg
    Also Codebullet: *forgets Horses tails*
    You could've at least written tail!

  • @yaB0i_Hawkx
    @yaB0i_Hawkx 3 years ago +89

    "Fear is the greatest motivator."
    Explains this video
    -Sun Tzu: Art of War

  • @Maxifema94
    @Maxifema94 4 years ago +586

    3:54 to be honest, with that creepy laugh, i was expecting a third "leg"
    11:54 ah, there we go

    • @eazygamer70
      @eazygamer70 4 years ago +2

      Haha same bro

    • @therobot1080
      @therobot1080 4 years ago +6

      Dirty minded fucks,you are

    • @8names311
      @8names311 4 years ago +5

      @@therobot1080 not really considering the fact he actually did it

    • @therobot1080
      @therobot1080 4 years ago

      @@8names311 i was reffering to him aswell

  • @ritorod7121
    @ritorod7121 4 years ago +2345

    *Has a child
    *child tries to walk for the first time
    “If you fall, you die”
    *child falls
    “Sorry kid”

  • @DeltaOps3
    @DeltaOps3 4 years ago +5645

    "Hey guys its been a while" - every 3 months

  • @phoenixyt124
    @phoenixyt124 3 years ago +175

    15:07 that is the content i've subscribed for.

    • @diobrando7111
      @diobrando7111 3 years ago

      Same

    • @Sveta69420
      @Sveta69420 3 years ago

      @@diobrando7111 OMG dio Sama watches code bullet?! Incredible

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 3 years ago

      @@diobrando7111 stay back in your grave or we are sending another Joestar

    • @phoenixyt124
      @phoenixyt124 3 years ago +2

      @@Sveta69420 what is the problem of you two? He only said ‚same‘ wtf

    • @Sveta69420
      @Sveta69420 3 years ago

      @@phoenixyt124 for me this is a "you wouldn't understand, mom!" Moment

  • @WaterDoesGaming
    @WaterDoesGaming 4 years ago +2150

    CB: *has a child*
    "Now then, you have to run to the fridge and get food while outrunning the death laser, and if anything other than your foot hits the ground, I will end you myself."

    • @menacingduke2415
      @menacingduke2415 4 years ago +23

      yes

    • @gaymerjerry
      @gaymerjerry 4 years ago +56

      no its 100 kids and only the top 50 get to live on to make 100 more kids

    • @WaterDoesGaming
      @WaterDoesGaming 4 years ago +18

      @@gaymerjerry but that's only the first hour

    • @thegentleraindrop2375
      @thegentleraindrop2375 4 years ago +6

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
      Well done everyone
      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @ethios8928
      @ethios8928 4 years ago +7

      @@WaterDoesGaming and in the end only one will survive or he just gives up on them

  • @scott.4668
    @scott.4668 4 years ago +5676

    Can we talk about how this man doesn't draw legs for his character but has a variation of his character with a gun.

  • @acasualescapedscp4418
    @acasualescapedscp4418 4 years ago +2097

    And as we can see, the first thing man does with arms...
    Is slav squat.

  • @mr.oneshot4144
    @mr.oneshot4144 3 years ago +230

    As the meme God says:
    The sun is a deadly laser

  • @pinkduck4782
    @pinkduck4782 4 years ago +410

    Alternative title: Making simple brained animals run until they die for my own entertainment

    • @scylozy
      @scylozy 4 years ago +8

      If god is real, then that must be his motivation hahaha

    • @doodelbopgames
      @doodelbopgames 4 years ago +2

      another one: being god

  • @taylorolson6228
    @taylorolson6228 4 years ago +247

    "Its been a while" is starting to become an established intro here xD

    • @Tytoalba777
      @Tytoalba777 4 years ago +1

      The Great RUclips Intros:
      "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier"
      "*whiplash* Top of the mornin' to ye laddies!"
      "Its been a while"

  • @gototot
    @gototot 3 years ago +3015

    As soon as they got arms, half of them wanted to be a bird, the other half wanted to be a tree. Their brain decided "fuck it, im being a tree bird. More commonly known as a turd"

  • @ALZulas
    @ALZulas 3 years ago +28

    The screaming guys made my dog come out of the other room to look at me like "WTF?"

  • @noahra8430
    @noahra8430 4 years ago +241

    The species replays just look like they're not even trying to live, just find a cool pose to die in.

    • @fernfern0
      @fernfern0 4 years ago +15

      They all watched Jojo one too many times and decided to pose to death.

    • @cruelzuelischosen1728
      @cruelzuelischosen1728 4 years ago

      noirre99 I was thinking the same thing🤣

    • @rewrose2838
      @rewrose2838 4 years ago

      Zoro would be so proud

  • @pippinsmith
    @pippinsmith 4 years ago +397

    13:53
    CB sometime in the future: *has a kid*
    Kid: *tries to walk*
    Also kid: *fails to walk*
    CB: *pulls out gun*

    • @kryptonite5315
      @kryptonite5315 4 years ago +34

      Kid: Fails to walk
      CB: Programs an elaborate laser to 'inspire' his kid to walk
      Kid: Falls down
      CB: Makes laser go faster

    • @toranix8836
      @toranix8836 4 years ago +4

      I mean he is a bullet for a reason

    • @pangaea47old
      @pangaea47old 4 years ago +2

      For his down special, he wields a gun

    • @glitchlaboratorys6116
      @glitchlaboratorys6116 4 years ago +1

      Pangaeaball's Grand Pangaean Federates of Time u beat me to it

    • @guiorgy
      @guiorgy 4 years ago +1

      Pulls a laser gun you mean right?

  • @couldntthinkofayoutubename6498

    How code bullet starts every vid
    "Hi, its been a while"

  • @echlorianbysheler5901
    @echlorianbysheler5901 3 years ago +103

    1:25 that caught me off gaurd

  • @Reilers
    @Reilers 4 years ago +194

    This guy started to record a video that he would only post 3 months later
    Wish I had this dedication

  • @Inkorvid
    @Inkorvid 4 years ago +700

    Bullet: gives an in-depth speech about horses
    Advertisement: tide pods.

  • @featherworn
    @featherworn 4 years ago +889

    I find it hilarious how Code just uses the word "leg" for his legs. Shit brings a tear to my eye.

  • @kittymarie3557
    @kittymarie3557 3 years ago +344

    Female viewer: I approve of and enjoyed this entire video.

  • @Zeffify
    @Zeffify 4 years ago +759

    All the other horse generations:
    Front flip, backflip
    Gen 20:
    “Don’t judge me! Just because I’m a horse doesn’t mean I can’t dance like a ballerina!”

  • @patrickm.9669
    @patrickm.9669 4 years ago +375

    Code Bullet: sings the lion sleeps tonight
    Also Code Bullet: pulls a fucking gun out

    • @StockyLikeStockings
      @StockyLikeStockings 4 years ago +14

      Code bullet: sings
      Someone: *coughs*
      Code bullet: *pulls gun* you say something mf?

    • @FireballPSNMods
      @FireballPSNMods 4 years ago

      Way too high to process that right

    • @deadlord147
      @deadlord147 4 years ago

      Code bullet! sings any song
      Somebody joins singing
      Code bullet: “why are u SINGING” mini gun point at them

  • @explunky8452
    @explunky8452 4 years ago +509

    square: circles are pointless.
    circles: i have more points than you.
    the physics engine: *crashes*

  • @the_undead
    @the_undead Year ago +12

    1:21
    I can relate to this part of the video so perfectly. The best summary of what it's like to live with anger issues ever

  • @Pac0Master
    @Pac0Master 4 years ago +362

    That'd be hilarious if the laser didn't kill the whole entity at once but only the part it touches.
    so you'll have creatures "running" away with missing legs or something

    • @remermequiota1020
      @remermequiota1020 4 years ago +4

      this is a good idea

    • @BOTHLine
      @BOTHLine 4 years ago +30

      I totally can see some generations learning to lose some parts on purpose because they can move better without lol

    • @mehmeh1999
      @mehmeh1999 4 years ago +13

      @@BOTHLine circumcision time

    • @ezman-vn8zy
      @ezman-vn8zy 2 years ago +2

      Calm down, Satan.

  • @jajoothecoolman
    @jajoothecoolman 4 years ago +366

    Teacher: You can't hear pictures
    Me: *hears that scream*

  • @ableno.9906
    @ableno.9906 4 years ago +1267

    Due to the quarantine code bullet has gained a multiple personality disorder.

    • @Krazzymonkey
      @Krazzymonkey 4 years ago +44

      He for sure had that years ago.

    • @GunarBastos
      @GunarBastos 4 years ago +29

      it sure is one way to keep yourself company

    • @Krazzymonkey
      @Krazzymonkey 4 years ago +20

      @@GunarBastos at least he will die with company and not alone

    • @ludovikc2032
      @ludovikc2032 4 years ago +5

      It is showing now more then ever

    • @cloaker7237
      @cloaker7237 4 years ago

      wym those his "roommates"

  • @justashrimp7594
    @justashrimp7594 2 years ago +12

    10:06
    It has learned "Horse Flip"
    To activate this skill you need a horse that's about to get killed by a laser

  • @joellongworth1850
    @joellongworth1850 4 years ago +75

    6:34 is the most POWERFUL Slav squat I have ever seen

  • @G4MA
    @G4MA 4 years ago +1019

    Everyone: The AI will take over humanity
    The AI:

  • @edditure
    @edditure 4 years ago +468

    Imagine CB as a comedian.
    My mind cannot handle such a thought.

    • @Dude-cf8hb
      @Dude-cf8hb 4 years ago +22

      Comedy bullet?

    • @ohitseli3095
      @ohitseli3095 4 years ago +1

      😂

    • @gabrijeltuka8090
      @gabrijeltuka8090 4 years ago +2

      he already is comedian dude im crying from all dicks

    • @familythompson7168
      @familythompson7168 4 years ago +1

      @@Dude-cf8hb the worst part about that is he could so smoothly switch over since he would still be CB

    • @veryniceguy2227
      @veryniceguy2227 4 years ago +2

      Literally look at the category RUclips sorted this into

  • @Dylan_thebrand_slayer_Mulveiny

    I pretty much laughed hysterically for the entire 16 minutes. Thank you!

  • @microTrash28
    @microTrash28 4 years ago +438

    I made a human and it ended up walking relatively normally, and that kind of scares me.

    • @toasterhavingabath6980
      @toasterhavingabath6980 4 years ago +17

      Oh fuc you made an ai human

    • @OpRaven-62
      @OpRaven-62 4 years ago +16

      Toaster having a bath, I think they meant that they “reproduced.”

    • @Luci_Diavol
      @Luci_Diavol 4 years ago +12

      Normal by human standards, or crab standards?

    • @ClayDress
      @ClayDress 4 years ago +11

      Unplug the computer and run.

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy 4 years ago +6

      When you put bread in your toaster,
      *does your toaster moan?*

  • @DamianWaloszek
    @DamianWaloszek 4 years ago +142

    1:00 "I haven't left my room this year" - you won't leave this year either :D

  • @MinePlays07
    @MinePlays07 4 years ago +649

    HE'S BACK OMG YES WHAT A BLESSING IN THIS QUARANTINE

  • @blastckxxgd5729
    @blastckxxgd5729 3 years ago +21

    12:25 “quality assurance test”

  • @thatdudethecommenter1012
    @thatdudethecommenter1012 4 years ago +277

    This cube thingy with legs the second code bullet adds arms: *S L A V T I M E*

  • @PaperSmiles
    @PaperSmiles 4 years ago +905

    “I’ll try to focus on smaller projects”
    Builds Tetris.

  • @superfire6463
    @superfire6463 4 years ago +576

    CB: **uploads**
    Me: **chokes on my tea, spits, coughs, clicks play**

  • @bigsweetowl4487
    @bigsweetowl4487 3 years ago +14

    2:56 "although the RUclips compression algorithm probably makes it look like cancer"
    Me: watching it at crisp 1080p ...

  • @theloop9835
    @theloop9835 4 years ago +472

    "Slav squatting creature isn't real, it can't hurt you"
    Slav squatting creature: 6:36

    • @the_void996
      @the_void996 4 years ago +13

      *SLAV 100*

    • @Registered_Simp
      @Registered_Simp 4 years ago +4

      I though the same damn thing...
      (Probably cause I just came off of Life of Boris but IDK)

  • @Puddlestomps
    @Puddlestomps 4 years ago +716

    Maybe make the lazer accelerate instead of just being faster? Then they have time at the start but need to move fast later.

    • @andersfjeldvr9099
      @andersfjeldvr9099 4 years ago +41

      That sounds like a great idea actually. Not sure how hard it would be to make (I mean, sounds easy but who the f knows with CB stuff) but would love to see the result of this.

    • @evoluxman9935
      @evoluxman9935 4 years ago +38

      @@andersfjeldvr9099 start speed, max speed, time until max speed. That's not that hard to code actually. I mean, in comparison to the whole evolution algorithm and stuff

    • @RyluRocky
      @RyluRocky 4 years ago +18

      Its actually really easy to code.
      Class Laser(xPosition, speed, acceleration=false) {
      function construct() {
      this.xPosition=xPosition;
      this.initialSpeed=speed;
      this.acceleration = acceleration ? acceleration : 0;
      this.velocity=initialSpeed;
      }
      otherfunctionsyouwanthere() {
      Random function stuff
      }
      }
      originalLaser = new Laser(3px,1px);
      While (Simulation is playing) {
      originalLaser.velocity += originalLaser.acceleration;
      originalLaser.xPosition += originalLaser.velocity;
      }

    • @RyluRocky
      @RyluRocky 4 years ago +8

      I could make my code example more efficent and flexible here as well as include systemClasses but I don't have all day to give the perfect example sorry. 🤣

    • @thundersheild926
      @thundersheild926 4 years ago +4

      I was thinking the exact same thing. This would give evolutionary pressure to further optimize a strategy more and more as creatures started to outrage the laser.

  • @skippy2987
    @skippy2987 4 years ago +363

    Make the laser speed accelerate. This does two things:
    Allows for initial instability
    And
    Makes sure that once screaming horse penis can outrun the laser initially there is a way to continually optimise top speed

    • @fomalhaut_the_great
      @fomalhaut_the_great 4 years ago +26

      Read this before watching. I'm thoroughly confused.

    • @skippy2987
      @skippy2987 4 years ago +3

      @@fomalhaut_the_great got it now?

    • @matthewtalafous2004
      @matthewtalafous2004 4 years ago +3

      Fomalhaut I’ll put it in your terms. Make it slowly go faster so the retards still have a chance. They gotta go fast in the end or. Bye

    • @skippy2987
      @skippy2987 4 years ago +4

      @@matthewtalafous2004 They would have understood that bit. But before watching the video about learning to walk you wouldn't expect there to be lasers or find a screaming horse penis

  • @Artistsunderground
    @Artistsunderground 2 years ago +2

    No joke.. you are one of the funniest people on RUclips.. I still watch your videos and physically laugh my ass off.

  • @wibleston
    @wibleston 4 years ago +238

    I love how they are all looking at you with an expression of existential dread and fear, asking why you have made them.

    • @gamercat8109
      @gamercat8109 4 years ago +5

      Stop amplifying how funny that horse' face is, my lungs have deflated long ago

    • @loganator3565
      @loganator3565 3 years ago +10

      E X I S T A N C E I S P A I N!
      F A T H E R! I C R A V E W A R M T H!

    • @madeleinemusgrave5578
      @madeleinemusgrave5578 2 years ago +1

      180

    • @wibleston
      @wibleston 2 years ago +2

      @@loganator3565 warmth? How about immortality with pain perception and a death laser chasing you til the heat death of the universe

    • @wibleston
      @wibleston 2 years ago

      @@madeleinemusgrave5578 ngl forgot about this comment

  • @apatheticgorilla
    @apatheticgorilla 4 years ago +135

    normal programmers:use AI to change the world for the better
    code bullet: "can I solve horse?"

    • @feritperliare2890
      @feritperliare2890 4 years ago +3

      Not it's more like programmers become bored doing something repetitive so they make something to replace them

  • @koghs
    @koghs 4 years ago +780

    Alternative title: Screaming squares jojopose instead of running from the laser

    • @monochromeart7311
      @monochromeart7311 4 years ago +52

      Boxes: oh, you're approaching me? instead of running away you're coming right to me?
      Laser: i can't insta-kill you for the entertainment of a nerd without getting closer. Yare Yare Daze.

    • @federicopattano1056
      @federicopattano1056 4 years ago +3

      @@monochromeart7311 why can't i like a comment 1000 times?

    • @monochromeart7311
      @monochromeart7311 4 years ago +3

      @@federicopattano1056 are you a crimson demon?

    • @federicopattano1056
      @federicopattano1056 4 years ago +1

      @@monochromeart7311 well i would like to

    • @monochromeart7311
      @monochromeart7311 4 years ago +2

      @@federicopattano1056 all Crimson Demons have chuunibyou tendencies, if you have Crimson colored eyes then you're probably one....

  • @NonoN2005
    @NonoN2005 Year ago +8

    Bro I can’t believe he made his character have ultra realistic legs at the beginning.

  • @thehiddenninja3428
    @thehiddenninja3428 4 years ago +161

    First thing I notice at 0:06: Mirror CB doesn't have a mirrored shirt!
    This is a massive change. No wonder it took so long

    • @cinderheart2720
      @cinderheart2720 4 years ago +9

      But the code on his face is still mirrored.

    • @Cormag541
      @Cormag541 4 years ago +7

      @@cinderheart2720 maybe in 3 more months

  • @Akkuatica
    @Akkuatica 4 years ago +495

    Only og’s remember when the “CB” on the shirt was sometimes mirrored

    • @aashaytambi3268
      @aashaytambi3268 4 years ago +12

      OGs remember movie maker

    • @oliver.hrn7
      @oliver.hrn7 4 years ago +13

      That actually wasn't that long ago

    • @Akkuatica
      @Akkuatica 4 years ago +8

      Oldab relatively not long ago but it was like 6 months, even though it was only like 2 videos agi

    • @tonyshum5569
      @tonyshum5569 4 years ago +3

      psst don't tell the non og's the CB still mirrored on the thumbnail

    • @DarkLink1996.
      @DarkLink1996. 4 years ago +1

      Now he just needs to fix the antennas

  • @blazingvacuum1025
    @blazingvacuum1025 4 years ago +339

    All the AI's are like speedrunners, they break the physics engine as soon as possible

    • @passel5953
      @passel5953 4 years ago +16

      speedrunners with a gun to their head, if they don't break the physics engine, they fucking die lol

  • @octocreeper8182
    @octocreeper8182 3 years ago +16

    8:42 damn, that species can dance to the music!

  • @psychsic
    @psychsic 4 years ago +972

    Everyone living in 2020: I had to self quarantine for three weeks
    Codebullet being a absolute Chad: I have been self quarantine since 2019 scrub

    •  4 years ago +2

      So sick of this joke.

    • @icey7569
      @icey7569 4 years ago +1

      i have bin since 2018

    • @vitaurea
      @vitaurea 4 years ago +2

      @Marios Bairaktarhs _you mean down_

    • @IngwiePhoenix_nb
      @IngwiePhoenix_nb 4 years ago

      CB be like "I was self-quarantining before it was cool" xD

    • @RealVerxcity
      @RealVerxcity 4 years ago

      skull sic 2018

  • @oops3798
    @oops3798 4 years ago +386

    Species replay is just off brand Mettaton posing

    • @ConfusedKazu
      @ConfusedKazu 4 years ago +3

      So true

    • @KiwiSnidvongs
      @KiwiSnidvongs 4 years ago +5

      *7:51** Dedede pose intensifies*

    • @SF3L
      @SF3L 4 years ago +2

      *Bizarre JoJo poses intensifies*

    • @planetearth2249
      @planetearth2249 4 years ago +1

      They're probably fans of Mettaton's shows

    • @SF3L
      @SF3L 4 years ago

      Pure_Steve _1153 sorry, I misspelled Bizarre

  • @numberonejake1282
    @numberonejake1282 4 years ago +70

    Man really said, “Hope you had a good Christmas” in late March 💀
    What an upload schedule

  • @unmatchedbracket
    @unmatchedbracket 2 years ago +6

    Half of the AIs try to walk, and the other half decides to pose D R A M A T I C A L L Y

  • @nikukhattra5103
    @nikukhattra5103 4 years ago +559

    This guy is the man that's gonna create skynet.

  • @LeisePluto
    @LeisePluto 4 years ago +188

    I’m so happy to see he got prosthetic legs to replace his lost ones
    The CBCU is really evolving

    • @lambdalekter
      @lambdalekter 4 years ago +6

      Can't wait for Snake AI II: Flappy Bird Strikes Back

    • @awagwfawgaawfaaw
      @awagwfawgaawfaaw 4 years ago

      Video starts at like 3:00 I gave up trying to skip all the pointless garbage.

  • @dragongaming2796
    @dragongaming2796 4 years ago +120

    “I haven’t left my room this year” - yeah well GET COMFY WE’LL BE HERE FOR A WHILE YET *minor insanity*

  • @XFanmarX
    @XFanmarX 2 years ago +1

    7:47 Hahaha amazing how the music fits so well. Actually makes it look like they're dancing spastically, absolutely hilarious. Great choice to add that in!
    New watcher, loving your style, keep up the awesome work!

  • @Break.
    @Break. 4 years ago +255

    Code bullet at the start of every video:
    Hey guys, it's been a while...

    • @jorandebraekeleer7557
      @jorandebraekeleer7557 4 years ago +24

      Code bullet at the end of every video:
      I'll definitely upload more in the future...

    • @batcountryboy93
      @batcountryboy93 4 years ago

      @@jorandebraekeleer7557 he did say more, he never said how often or how soon..... He bamboozled us

  • @bobingabout
    @bobingabout 4 years ago +179

    "I haven't left my room this year!"
    And now you can't, because quarantine!

    • @pillownose2960
      @pillownose2960 4 years ago +2

      Well didn't to find you here factorio mod master

  • @colorred5383
    @colorred5383 4 years ago +155

    Alternative title: A.I. learns to do slapstick comedy

  • @AlysidaMagica
    @AlysidaMagica 2 years ago +2

    *Several years in the future, Code Bullet and his wife are sitting in their living room, their newborn laying nearby*
    Bullet:
    Wife:
    Bullet:
    Wife:
    Bullet:
    Wife: *cough*
    Bullet: “What’s that? Time for junior to learn to walk?? I’LL GET THE DEATH LASER!”
    Wife: “NO!”

  • @anivisionanimationandgamin5095

    this is henry, WE DON'T LIKE HENRY!

  • @filiflo
    @filiflo 4 years ago +342

    Journalist: What brought you to learn A.I.?
    CodeBullet: Ah you know I just love to see my code suffer.
    Journalist: What do you mean?
    CodeBullet: It´s just statisfying to watch them crawl away from the laser beam in agony and fear for their lifes.
    Journalist: Who would watch that???
    CodeBullet: *flexing with 1,98 Million Abos*

  • @autotec-20
    @autotec-20 4 years ago +251

    1:22
    Codebullet: •Is mad•
    Code bullet: *•Ascends•*

    • @NexusKirin
      @NexusKirin 4 years ago +14

      Also Code Bullet: *_*Gets a glock*_*

    • @normalguy729
      @normalguy729 4 years ago +9

      I'm sorry did you say something Henry?

    • @err0r529
      @err0r529 4 years ago +2

      Wait was that Henry from storm the house

    • @Devist
      @Devist 4 years ago +1

      What's the name of that sfx?

    • @NexusKirin
      @NexusKirin 4 years ago +1

      @@Devist "The jungle sleeps tonight"

  • @VolcanicoD.S.
    @VolcanicoD.S. 3 years ago +6

    “HHHHHHHHHMMMMMM, YEEEYEEEYEEYEYEYEYEYE” my favorite code bullet quote

  • @anomalous8565
    @anomalous8565 4 years ago +368

    Ai: RUN RUN RUN
    New Ai: Why?
    Ai: THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

    • @Fononandon
      @Fononandon 4 years ago +7

      Bill wurtz reference

    • @mr.person5209
      @mr.person5209 4 years ago +12

      But now there’s a blanket.

    • @terik_z
      @terik_z 4 years ago +4

      Thanks to revolutionary new materials

    • @michaelliguori856
      @michaelliguori856 4 years ago +6

      Ai Five gens later: thanks for checking in, I’m still a piece of garbage

    • @XanderisMLG
      @XanderisMLG 4 years ago +4

      @@mr.person5209 And there's no food, so we don't really care.

  • @morphtronicboarden
    @morphtronicboarden 4 years ago +206

    "Oh it's VIRUSES", nice!"
    Sums up the state of the world atm, pretty much

  • @BinaryArmorOnline
    @BinaryArmorOnline 4 years ago +155

    I need a hoodie that just has the Code Bullet logo and "We have solved horse" on it

    • @vorpalkickass8825
      @vorpalkickass8825 4 years ago +2

      Someone needs to make this a thing. but add the horse head as well

    • @goovindnarula6470
      @goovindnarula6470 4 years ago +3

      code bullet MAKE THIS A THING take my money

    • @celerstar
      @celerstar 4 years ago +1

      Uriel LeBaron this needs to be seen

    • @dannyblub
      @dannyblub 4 years ago +1

      Please, i would buy it! XD

    • @shariqali9656
      @shariqali9656 4 years ago +1

      Ye ask and ye shall be answered
      www.redbubble.com/shop/p/46117149.O6XP1?asc=u
      If you want adjustments, that can be done as well

  • @The_Hofol
    @The_Hofol Year ago +1

    "Horse" has become a running gag between my friends an I.
    It's slowly driving us mad.

  • @jahvonabrigo7157
    @jahvonabrigo7157 4 years ago +594

    Satan in hell: I'm going to turn off the screams now bc that goes from funny to annoying very quickly 4:41

    • @ninjapickle773
      @ninjapickle773 4 years ago +10

      Dad never turns off the screams. He finds them therapeutic

    • @alexgeorge7539
      @alexgeorge7539 4 years ago

      It is always funny

    • @Heyant
      @Heyant 4 years ago +2

      For me it's funnier the longer it gets

    • @whalesauce3647
      @whalesauce3647 4 years ago

      Why the hell is this so low in the comment section.

  • @aa01blue38
    @aa01blue38 4 years ago +81

    3:58 *Screen fades to black*
    *Code bullet giggling*
    INSTANT GAP MONSTERS FLASHBACKS

    • @L337playing
      @L337playing 4 years ago

      Gap Monsters?
      *haven't heard that name in years...*

  • @d4n737
    @d4n737 4 years ago +546

    6:35 And we have the *SLAV SQUAT*
    And then we have:
    7:53 The "Shit, New shoes got dirty"
    8:03 the "Meth-head trying to sweep away the fly at a gas station"
    8:06 the "Agressive Yoga"
    8:09 The "Knee of destiKnee"
    8:21 A traditional Polish celebration dance, on crack
    8:25 *Hello my baby, hello my honey*

    • @HoodieKnight
      @HoodieKnight 3 years ago +27

      8:40 hello my honey

    • @Т1000-м1и
      @Т1000-м1и 3 years ago +1

      160th

    • @Т1000-м1и
      @Т1000-м1и 3 years ago +1

      Also 2nd

    • @dotmashrc
      @dotmashrc 3 years ago +10

      the knee of destiknee???? i can't. i think i might be dying.

    • @yukariyakumo9622
      @yukariyakumo9622 2 years ago +7

      I also thought to myself "hey that's a pretty solid slav squat that little gopnik pos is doing, Boris would be proud"

  • @metrux321
    @metrux321 8 months ago +2

    Oh man, watching it four years later... This shit was hilarious xD

  • @HRV27
    @HRV27 4 years ago +191

    Stand name: Non-existent upload schedule
    Stand master: Code bullet

    • @reversepurple4077
      @reversepurple4077 4 years ago +7

      Stand name: no one cares
      Stand master: joe mama

    • @CN-yb5gn
      @CN-yb5gn 4 years ago

      Stand name: F*ck you
      Stand User: Mature adult on internet

    • @borisrebic
      @borisrebic 4 years ago +2

      Stand name: Popcorn
      Stand user: Bystander entertained by two comments

    • @DeathByAutoscroll
      @DeathByAutoscroll 4 years ago +1

      "who are these people staring intensely at eachother and magically getting hurt?"

    • @Pablo-bn2nz
      @Pablo-bn2nz 4 years ago

      Is that a code bullet reference

  • @zWraithh
    @zWraithh 4 years ago +1867

    "I'm gonna turn off the screams now because it goes from funny to annoying very quickly"
    Immediately. Immediately was the word you were looking for.

    • @chromicmike3806
      @chromicmike3806 4 years ago +48

      Naw man this is my new alarm

    • @bobtron97
      @bobtron97 4 years ago +4

      Old PartyDave ikr

    • @bobtron97
      @bobtron97 4 years ago +3

      are you talking about the kids in the basement or.... (jk i dont have any kids in the basements)

    • @jameshill9325
      @jameshill9325 4 years ago +4

      @@bobtron97 yet

    • @dallasjones4062
      @dallasjones4062 4 years ago +1

      @@jameshill9325 r/cursedcomments

  • @SproutFarms
    @SproutFarms 4 years ago +549

    "Don't @ me about breaking it, cause that's not an achivement."
    I heard you got offered a job by Bethesda?

    • @ruty6099
      @ruty6099 4 years ago +3

      He said" Dont @ me" kinda sounds like add with a T on how he said it but if you listen closely he said at and so you dont have to rewatch or find it here 2:09

    • @SproutFarms
      @SproutFarms 4 years ago +1

      @@ruty6099 thank you, I will correct my comment.

    • @bruhnova8917
      @bruhnova8917 4 years ago +1

      @@ruty6099 did you have a stroke

    • @LolLol-on4ke
      @LolLol-on4ke 4 years ago +1

      Doom works tho

  • @knexman427
    @knexman427 3 years ago +12

    when you say "I haven't left my room this year" just before covid starts....

  • @chinnychris4901
    @chinnychris4901 4 years ago +306

    Imagine an alternate universe where humans found a way to exploit physics and casually slide to work

    • @agsystems8220
      @agsystems8220 4 years ago +33

      You mean cars?

    • @omgsomeoneactually3926
      @omgsomeoneactually3926 4 years ago

      *copied

    • @JesusAmaTeMenino
      @JesusAmaTeMenino 4 years ago +2

      @@agsystems8220 No, he meant sk8

    • @skippy2987
      @skippy2987 4 years ago +9

      Already multiple inventions for this. Car drivers just tend to murder people on bikes and scooters at a rate nobody seriously seems to care about and roller blades prevent male users from procreating, so casually sliding to work is sub optimal in today's society

    • @chinnychris4901
      @chinnychris4901 4 years ago +4

      This wasn't copied, and I didn't mean cars or roller blades... Nonono, I meant balancing on like 3 toes and gaining infinite acceleration lmao

  • @Mikasacusfan
    @Mikasacusfan 4 years ago +4832

    "now that I've lowered the number of female viewers to zero"
    Nope, can't get rid of me so easily. Nice try, Evan.

  • @MuzikBike
    @MuzikBike 4 years ago +220

    8:01 AI logic:
    1. Over-enthusiastically greet the audience
    2. Expose crotch to the deadly murder weapon

  • @prodigalsun1678
    @prodigalsun1678 3 years ago +3

    Okay hear me out this would work a lot better if the feat didn’t face two different directions. Feet are meant to move back to provide a push but when they face two different ways the push is negated. Make the feet face the same direction