THE SLAP CHOP GUY DID WHAT!? | Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos
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Kids: "mommy why is daddy walking funny?"
Mom: "oh we were playing ball busters and he lost"
kids: "walk of shame"
(pulls out a get out of jail free card.)
Oh nooo-
😏
Kid: ok mummy
Mom: ball busters in bed
*jack kicks down your door*
him: *L A U G H*
*nervous Laughter* heh heh heh heh heh
Me:Ahahaha.....haha no..catch these claws
*Slaps down*
Me: *YES*
HAHAHAHAHAHA
F to pay respects to all the new people who weren't able to see the unedited version of the "Ball Busters" segment
I saw the original so I am glad someone is noticing it other than me
Same
Yeah. What happened? I thought I was going to nuts
Iam re-watching all of the funniest home videos and I thought it was just me not listening
I thought I was going crazy or my internet was screwing up. Then after some rational thought I figured he must’ve taken it down and re-uploaded it.
I love when RUclipsrs put secret subtitles in that you wouldn’t recognize unless you watch with them on! When he is talking about Vince and his voice gets sad, the subtitles say “*sad Jack-a-boy*”
That's not youtube that does, that it's not an AI or something that is a human... probs an editor idk tho but no it's not youtube it's an acsule human being.
@@inhumanghostisautistic That’s right on it being the editor because you can definitely tell it’s personalized that’s what I meant. By the way by RUclipsrs, I meant the creator not RUclips itself.
@@xXLightvsDeathXx OH yeah no sorry I think there was a level of tone is your first comment that I just can't really understand Plus now I don't really remember my train of thoght when I made my previous comment. soz.
The best Vince line ever:
*’Hey accidents happen, how did you think the kids got here?’*
I don’t think Vince is the first person to say that
“You’re gonna love my nuts”
@@Skyrimfruitsnacks Yaaaas.
I think I was directly attacked......and I feel very offended AND THEREFORE NOT F U N N Y AND NOT MAKING ME:.
L A U G H ! ! ! ! ! ! !.......
lol
"I dont poo unless it's blue"
"I dont stink unless it's pink"
Now get ready for
I dont shit unless it's lit. The tap light
What
Confusuled but ok! ^ w ^
Excuse me what the f×ck
That fuckin doesn't mean anything
oh yeah it's all coming together
My dad has the forearm forklift straps. My mom and I are both 5’2” and sent much of lockdown helping my grandparents move their fridge, washer and dryer, and a lot (a LOT) of carpeting. Those straps are genuinely like magic it’s insane
that Vince situation seems like a bitlife scenario
Lmao
Jack really missed a joke with that one though
LOL
we need to go through ALL of vince's commercials because DAMN these are priceless
A
The sticky lmao also they made a skit about the whole prostitute thing and I died because he uses the shamwow to clean up the blood🤣😂 it's so wrong but sooo funny
Hansini Kumar *WHAT ABOUT BILLY MAYS?*
i still thing he should do a 90's classic episode with a bunch of Amazing Discoveries with Mike Levy, he can watch John Parkin with his red bowtie and suspenders get way too excited about car wax
Same I liked them hahahahahaha
Vince is the jacksepticeye of infomercials
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
*CHANGE MY MIND*
Nah
+king kitten well that settles it, you changed my mind 🤷
Nah hes the JonTron of infomercials
22 inch
Kidding chill out
*vince left the chat*
I love how Jack was jamming out to the baby wee wee until it pulled its pants down 🤣
The smooth asf transition from disturbed/disgusted to "issa bop" at 3:35 lol
Edit: The progression from disturbed/disgusted to "issa bop" to yelling in shock felt like such a seamless one, haha
3:38 "baby wee wee baby wee-OHH YOU CANT SHOW THAT KID-" his immediate reaction is so funny
I can't stop laughing. 😂😂😂
Y a s
RUclips sucks, i dont know why they disabling comments. This is not RUclips Kids, then why they made it?
@@roycarlson0517 lmao same
he needs a wee XD
Connor:*almost breaks table*
Jack:*almost breaks whiteboard*
Vince:*actually breaks window*
Connor & Jack:"VINCE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!!"
OMG
Sydnee Moncur THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES
TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS
Sydnee Moncur my name is Connor and I broke a table with my friends face
Fruther Gaming 👏👏👏👏👏👏
I was rewatching funniest home videos THE BALL BUSTERS SEGMENT IT WAS SO FUNNY WHY DID I HAVE TO GOOOOOO
When Vince throughs the blender out the the window,
THE CRANK CHOP!!!!
Jack: We have a slogan here,
Me: SPEED IS K-
Jack: *L A U G H*
The old days with happy wheels 😩
Laugh is key?
Yeah, how times have changed
IKR
kristy ashmore huh how he yells is funny and is over all cool 😎
Prostitute: *Gets kinky*
VINCE: NO KINK CONNECTOR PROTECTOR!
Antonio Salvatore now this is comedy
Oooooooof i love it but oooof 😂😂
I WHEEZED-
Bitting your tongue off = kinky
But the question is did he say “you’re gonna love my nuts”?
The forearm straps work. My dad uses them. 10/10 🤣🤣
Absolutely losing my mind at “he sounds like he’s talking through a bumblebee” that’s so goddamn funny
“He beat up a prostitute because she bit his tongue?”
Yes.
Now that’s what I call a
*SLAP CHOMP*
*Ok second of all*
*Ok third of all*
Punish all thots. *ONE SLAP AT A TIME.*
Ok fifth of all
@@heatherirwin1333 He probably said that to her and that's why she bit his tongue^^
Baby wee wee baby wee wee!
Sean: *sings along*
Commercial: shows his tiny plastic pp
Sean: baby wee- NOOOO DONT SHOW THAT
Kent Carpenter ik I couldn’t stop
But it was perfectly timed
For the people who made baby wee wee, isn’t that pretty much a child sex doll?
(Sorry, I have to ask the real questions)
when is it?
@@im_pasta177 i looked up the actual ad
you cant use it as one the baby's pp is curved so the tip is 90 degrees away fron the base
I laughed so hard I kinda lost my voice I'm not kidding
14:17 As someone who is half chinese this made me break down in laughter.
"He sounds like he's talking through a bumblebee" THIS WAS SO HILARIOUS TO ME FOR SOME REASON. I CLIPPED IT.
Kids: *Plays Ball buster*
FBI:
Finish your comment for more enjoyment
OPEN UP!!!
XD
Kid : AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ali107 OPEN UP
@@angelkaera let's bust our balls together
No homo
"Vince Offer arrested for assault..."
One slap at a time..
Hehehe
this deserves more like
(⊙⊙)
That was smoooth
And the go joe dude goes and beats a woman with that laptop
Straight fucking water
Kudos to the person who made these subtitles! What an effort!
We've been using these moving straps in the furniture moving business for years they do exactly what they advertise.
It's not a hickey on his neck it's a vampire bite... that's how he's still alive... HE'S A VAMPIRE NOW!!😆
Ross Brian yes!
But he said he was a zomboi!
Which, while somewhat cool, would mean his Real Proud Dad or Real Proud Claire would have to kill him. Or shoot him a couple times in the head or leg and then run away from him. Either one.
R u shore
He said in a video ages ago that sometime he gets skin flare ups or something.
Jack: "The world could end while your watching this video!"
Corona virus: "'Hi, how are you..'"
AHHHHH not you!!!! X'D
@@moonknightmarcandjackandst4739 "ok.."
@@mythcrafter412 I'm meaning the virus XP
lol XD
69 i am going to be a cruel human being for this
"you're a ball buster 😉"
actually almost died laughing, I'm not joking
Honestly I wish they created a better name for the game.
Wait who got rid of the ball buster ad?
Jack's daddy issues have gone to a whole new level with Vince.
Yrufyngf
"You were the chosen one Vince."
- Obi Jack Kenobi
A Star Wars/JSE reference made by the queen of the entire house of Slytherin, who also happens to be a demon... Nice.
Obi Sean Kenobi
C
Good Ole Vince. He had to spend time in prison. He was the best sales pitch guy ever lol.
“Vince Vince Come on, first, you tell me that we’re gonna make America skinny again with one slap at a time. Now your telling me that i’m going have to crank that Souja Boy?” 12:43
In my school musical I wrote LAUGH in the back of my script and went to up random people, slapping the page and shouting laugh one guy realized it was jackspedicey and now we’re good friends
“Jackspedicey”, lol
*L* *A* *U* *G* *H*
Hehehehe, 69th like
Same thing but with something else
sounds like a wonderful friendship started
The ball buster: "For kids its a blast, and for adults it's exciting!!" 😂😂😂😂
Hulian damnnnnnnnnnnn.
Might as well be saying, ‘for kids it’s new, and for adults it’s arousing!’
Well then...
Me: watching this and falling asleep
Jack: “... or C, the guy in the back is gonna take his shirt off and it’s going to turn into a threesome!”
Me: *COUGHS*
Jack: Make your decision! 😀👌
When was this-
9:14
IMPECCABLE TIMING SEAN
I'm just blatantly shocked that the blender Vince threw hit the window so good.
"the world could end while you're waching this video"
ME waching this in 2020 *intense sweating*
i feel you
Me watching this in California during 2020
Very likely ahhhhh
same
I mean like, it hasn’t ended yet
Maybe we cou-
Sean: "the world could end at any moment"
2020: *nervous laughter*
I'm in danger
Sean was about 1 year to early
We should have listened to him about that
Mom pick me up, I’m scared
Actually
did he need to take out part of the "ball buster" part?
100% I just noticed that too. The majority of the ad was definitely cut out for some reason
Jack is so cute jumping around omg happy septiceye bunny!😊
My favorite quote from Sean:
“My ass doesn’t even work anymore”
Honestly, considering what we've seen of it, it's working better than ever.
I need the f**king time stamp. Right now.
I can only imagine a parent when their kid in public says “Dad can we go home and bust some balls?” 😂
OMG HOW EMBARRASING WOULD THAT BE?
That would be hilarious but incredibly embarrassing
Nogla and Terrorizer vs JackSepticEye: Subscribe to Nogla and Terrorizer!!
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....noooooooo
Interviewer: "What do you and your dad like to do"
Kid: "We like to bust each others balls!"
Me and my dad unironically use the forearm forklift in our little business and it works wonders. Legitimately a great product.
Did anyone noticed how unusually trimmed off is the segment for Ball Blaster?
apparently some of it had to be cut for some reason
@Minecrafter Pictures *ball buster learn to spell it ffs
Jack: "2001 does NOT feel that long ago."
me, born in 2002, now a legal adult: jack. jack. I wasn't even ALIVE. i hadn't been CONCEIVED yet.
Yeah I was born in 05 so yeah that was years b4 I was bornand my sisters were only 5 and 2
Welcome to the born in 2002 club
I'm born in 1998 and I'm feeling extremely *old* now.
Hell I was 19 years old 2001, I could smoke.
omg same
Jack: “I’ve been slapping myself everyday and haven’t lost any weight.. instructions unclear.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Let me just sew vince
I did it and I lost 5 lbs :/
I don't wanna ruin 666 likes I'm sorry
@@TheironkageGG Don't do it :(
10:14 did that guy say " I wouldn't recommend this product because it allows you to safely lift large items that you normally wouldn't be able to lift."
I really feel it when Jack talks about feeling old because we’re right around the same age in fact I think he’s a year younger than me. 2001 really does feel closer to ten years ago rather than twenty
Jack: Ball buster
RUclips: here’s an add about testicular cancer
I honestly feel like RUclips watches us and chooses funny timing for ads lol
Haha
*ad
thats funny as
What have you been talking about irl or searching to have testicular cancer come up lol. All I get are ads for cars because my boyfriend won't shut up about our kids heirloom Camaro
"is that a problem plumbers have that they need to get out the house fast."
How else are they gonna save their princess.
Mario reference.
@@creeperboatanimates well done you have basic videogame knowledge.
I apologise I am naturally very rude I am very sorry.
@@arkhamshade2198 I love how you say that remark and apologize right after
I wouldn't 😂
••Chîłł Øut Måge•• same I would be like
TYVM. ...
Other Person: ...
Me: what you wanted me to say sorry or something?
Yeah, it’s probably in another castle anyway.
We had a couple tap lights when I was a kid. I had no idea that's what they were called. My mum would take a couple with us camping, they were very helpful for me as at the time I was used to sleeping with a night light.
I love how he mentioned Conker's bad fur day/Conker: live and reloaded
Technically by accident but still.
He did his part for Steve Irwin and Felix...
*Careful, he’s a hero*
Jackaboiman
Jack's new chant before he sends out his elves:
"Laugh in your own time, Do it yourselves. Laugh in your own time, Now GO little elves!"
This is amazing.
Those fire arm forklift straps are actually amazing not gonna lie. I’ve used them many times and they do work
I like how RUclips cut some of this out yet they have the part where jack is talking about busting his opponents balls with the woman winking
I thought I was going crazy when I noticed how the beginning of the video was cut off in some parts when I specifically remembered how it went 😭😂
Is THAT why it kept skipping?? Does he know they did that?
@@bananabuttersomethin yes
@@jdjdjdjd3058 Yes to which part?
@@bananabuttersomethin the part where you said “Is THAT why it kept skipping??”
Crank Chop: exists
Kids who were obsessed with Beyblade: NOWS MY CHANCE
Yes!
this is somewhat accurate...lel
OURS WORLDS COLIDE OUR GOALS THE SAME EATING BEYBLADES AT THE SPEED OF SOUND pLEse HelP mE
slap chop:existskids:*chops off finger*
Conner Winde oh that’s why billy has three fingers
okay seriously one of these episodes should be about Jack buying and trying out these products😂
So like Mathias
Zach Morrison goddammit I got cut to the chase
That's already a thing though. It's called "DOES THIS THING REALLY WORK?" by grav3yardgirl and Jack is too good to do that lame crap.
Kai yaaaasss
There should be a fan game in which Jack has all of this stuff he reacted to and he can have Vince as a partner!
14:54 I couldn't stop laughing at this
The best thing about this video is that the house I just moved into has those exact same "tap lights" in it
“I’ve been slapping myself everyday” - Jack
Top 10 Quotes RUclipsrs Always Regret
Yay Vince is back
@1000 subscribers With no content? - yeah, that's kinda his thing. Usually followed by a "top of the morning to ya" How many videos has Jacksepticeye opened up with slapping himself on now? How many thousands?
Jack: 2001 wasn’t that long ago
Me: I wasn’t even alive
Man that sucks
Same
Same here i was born in 2006
I was born in 2003
Me 2004
u never disappoint at cracking me up. YOU ARE HILARIOUS!
The best part about watching the older videos is hearing the outro again
Jack: “They’re in kahoots!”
Me, an intellectual: *kahoot*
You forgot to practice Spanish today! There is someone at your door, proceed with caution.
Riley Wilson I’m not liking this comment cause it already has 69 likes
Benjamin Noble kahoot’s a game 😂
Kahoots is the correct way of saying it. The joke about Kahoot doesn't make sense.
@@lazenby5793 That's the wrong app.
No joke - I actually have a tap light on my stairs just in case so I don’t fall down when it’s dark-
I have one in my closet cuz it gets dark as heck in there
@Grey Animations lol same
Yu b
@Grey Animations mine too!! I absolutely hate it...
so before u had taplight u just
*yeet urself down dem stairs*
My dad and I actually lifted 2 fridges and moved them in and out of the house using the forearm forklift and although it was heavy as hell still it worked looll
I love the energy jack please continue with your positive energy you helping allot of people
Not even joking, the forearm forklift is amazing, my dad has been a contractor for over 30 years and I help him almost anytime and whenever we have to lift something heavy we use it and holy shit that thing is a fucking miracle
Agreed, my dad has them and they are amazing. So easy to move stuff 😩
I can confirm the fore arm forklift is pretty dope, husband and I used it to move a staked washer dryer set
@@madisonstone9158itt ur
I have to give him this much. The fact that they showed somebody struggle with using them anyways just give me more respect for the product. The fact that the lady was like "Jesus Christ my forearms are about to break" was impressive as s***. LOL
It may work but I have another solution: I use a dolly, or as I guess theyre called hand trucks.
Jack: 2001 feels like not that long ago
Me: 2001 feels like I wasn't born
Me neither dude
😂
Lol same.
2 years before my time, though I saw the same fucking commercial
2001 feels like my senior year in high school. You all young. Lol
Bit his tongue and REFUSED TO LET GO, you can't ignore crucial details like that.
"me so hungry!" i have been stuck in the limbo between horror/offense and HYSTERICAL laughter for the past five minutes
jack: the world could end at any moment
People in 2020: Nervous sweating
@@markus_378 o,o
o.O
So true
Im not scared of 2020
Jack: “WHERE THESE TWO STRONG WOMEN WILL LIFT THIS...furnace.”
When you play minecraft too much.
Roger Roger
Furnaces are actually things nothing on Minecraft is original
@@bigbluetongue6665 yeah but jack most likely said furnace because of minecraft
@@bigbluetongue6665 yes, but that thing they were picking up is not a furnace dude
WarMachine I realise that now!
Every time I see a Jacksepiceye Video I’m so hyped to hang someday with him. Don’t know why. Maybe it’s just his ultra hyped energy, that’s close to mine. Love it
Your energy is intoxicating!!!!!
“Why am I making so many dad- jokes about dads?”
“Look, I’m going through stuff okay?!”
*CHASE?!?!!*
???
???????
AHHHHHHHHHHH YES
@@Angel-bl9jm explain the joke please
It’s not a joke, it’s a reference to one of Jack’s egos, Chase Brody. (Sorry I’m a weird fangirl)
Vince litterally made a BopIt you have to put together.
You "chop it"
You "twist it"
And you "crank it"
Next it’s gonna be pull it
@Just Some Guy without a Mustache NOOOOOO HOW DID I MISS SUCH A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
LOL I have three bopits in my house right now LMAO
@@emily.gramley HOW DID I NOT SEE BEFORE HE DELETED IT
@@XxPeriCo27xX IDK I DONT REMEMBER WHAT IS WAS AAAAAAGDHBTNHJYK
I wish I could be as happy as this amazing man
Same
I LOVE that mug! It's hilarious!
"Did everyone make slap-chop jokes when this happened?"
Me: Oh Jack.... you have no idea.....
Very true
On this day of this I don't want to like it comment because it says 69 likes. It's bootyful 😂😂
and did anyone notice that Vince just made a bop it. slap it, crank it, twist it for a good home cooked salsa
The only thing that actually works that I’ve seen on these is those straps for lifting things. Honestly extremely helpful.
I’m crying. Lol. I watched a video of urs the other day and u actually had vinces thingy lol
Jack is dressed like a random Pokémon trainer you find.
To be honest it’s quite true
He look like an pokemon ultra sun and ultra moon ace trainer with a beard
Dylan Dreisbach jack almost looks like Chase again
Which chase?
Ima go make
No one:
Not a single damn soul:
Vince: *throws some kitchen appliance*
those forearm forklift straps are legitimately good. Used them to help me move. Carried washers, driers, bookshelves, mattresses, etc.
“It sounds like he’s talking through a bumblebee” 😂
Sean's hair is breaking all laws of physics...
I was thinking the same thing lol
Tru 😂
Not ALL of them. What about Force equals Mass times Acceleration?
stop-motionstuffed tru is a dead meme
He’s going even FURTHER BEYOND!!!
"That's sexist, okay? What about Da Da wee wee?"
this is why I love Sean so much
I don’t know you, but I love you
Torin Andrews probably
Aww i knew you loved me
My name is Sean as well
speedo man I love you too, sean
Whoever does Jack's cc is amazing 😂😂
Jacks reaction to baby wee wee was so funny
"I don't poo unless it's blue"
"I don't do the stink unless it's pink"
Me:
I don't use peen unless it's green.
Poetry at its finest
I refrain from the poo,
unless it is blue.
I am unable to do the stink,
until it is pink.
I do not use *the peen* ,
unless the colour is green.
@@broomz1e can't poop do colours right 0_o
english teacher: *visible pleasure*
I won't sit down unless it's brown.
Pleaseee buy a few goofy products like these and test them in a video!
That... is the most amazing coffee mug I have ever seen. I need it.