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@@bluesolocup9076 They have a podcast together called uniformed that's just them talking about whatever "theme" they came up for the day. It's hilarious
@@bluesolocup9076 Go look up Uninformed on RUclips and listen to all the episodes (I think there's less than 20).. You won't be disappointed it's fuckin hilarious
"You know you could never have a real man to man conversation with Derosa because if you went to put your hand on his shoulder it would just slide off" Patrice O'neal RIP
God, I had the exact same experience. Being around my Mom with cancer, when both of us annoyed the shit out of each other but loved each other still. She didn't make it either, and the whole thing leaves me feeling sick and sad.
Girl I lost my mom to it in 2017 I was taking care of her, and we didn't get along either like it was depressingly exhausting. When she passed I felt no regrets cause I knew I did what I was suppose to as her child and that's take care of her the way she did me.
I'll never forget the time I was crossing a parking lot and this young girl in a minivan speeds past me and almost hits me, I kicked the biggest dent into her door and it felt so damn good 😂
That was fucking hilarious. Honestly the funniest I've seen Joe DeRosa be. Joe has a lot of demons and he wears his heart on his sleeve. He's a truly crazy bastard who has a lot of pride and can't always acknowledge his shortcomings. Joe if you ever read this, this is when you're funniest. When you finally come to terms with just how fucking nuts you are. No offense love you dude.
I believe him. My Mom made me watch Menace II Society when it first came out on video. Kept telling me why I shouldn't join a gang or sell drugs throughout the whole movie. REAL MOMS
Lol also grew up in a Brooklyn Italian Catholic family. Learned to not open the door to the police at a weirdly young age 😂 And my dad was an engineer and my mom a lawyer!
When he talks about how he wants to beat the guy with his gun in front of his girl like Henry on Good Fellas, check out the guy with beard on far left behind stage look at his girl as if a idea just went off in his head @9:28
My dad showed us Goodfellas when I was 10-11 (and my 2 brothers next to me in age, who were 9-10, and 8-9) but just because he said ‘this is one of the best movies ever made.’ He’d already shown us Godfather. When I was somewhere around 12-13 or so he also showed the 3 of us (we have 2 younger brothers who had to wait a few more years to see it themselves) Pulp Fiction then took us to a diner after we finished around 11 to tell him what we thought of it. I’ve always been lucky to have a cool dad.
Stop saying "italian" in front of american. If you don't speak the language you can't have the nationality (which you wouldn't have had anyway). By the same logic I am 17% greek, 5% bulgarian, 14% jewish, 50% romanian, 6% african....I can go on....but NO... I am romanian...
Joe, you definitely not crazy. Dude deserved it. It might have been overboard, but I can't stand bad parkers either. Best thing, is to get some cards made up that say "nice park job, douchebag". Or something to that effect
I went to catholic school and at 1 point i decided to piss off my teachers inadvertently. so we had a test I just wrote in Jesus for all my answers, too piss them off... I got an 86% on that test ...so who stupid now
i had to back this story up so many times kuz his tattoo is distracting as fuck.. on one side it looks dope on the other it looks like he swept a warehouse floor with his forearm...wtf... n i bet everyone n the crowd was thinkn "i woulda beat this guys ass"
Cause misery loves company and is relatable. So some of us like to try and laugh at the absurdity of life instead of just sitting there being miserable 100% of the time. It’s not a hard concept to realize.
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Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:” ruclips.net/p/PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI
Fuck you Comedy Central...
@@brocksdaddy081910 yyyyyui h y y guy. Yhhhhuuycc
I always forget how much I love Joe until I see shit like this.
I can hear Burr saying, "Ah, Jesus, Joe..." in my head, right now.
hearing this story shows me exactly how they're friends.
Just got into Joe's stuff. Familiar with Bill's popular bits. What are you referencing? I'd love to hear those two go back and forth.
@@bluesolocup9076 They have a podcast together called uniformed that's just them talking about whatever "theme" they came up for the day. It's hilarious
@@bluesolocup9076 Go look up Uninformed on RUclips and listen to all the episodes (I think there's less than 20)..
You won't be disappointed it's fuckin hilarious
Ah, Joe...
"You know you could never have a real man to man conversation with Derosa because if you went to put your hand on his shoulder it would just slide off" Patrice O'neal RIP
which podcast is that from???
jd1ify
None. Old O&A shows.
So genius cuz in one way it's a real vicious attack against his personality but it also turns it into a shallow funny joke about his small shoulders.
Scott let’s not forget his poor posture. When he laughs he sounds like a crying women.
I bet Derosa gets a lot of compliments that start with, "I don't care what anyone says about you, Joe..."
God, I had the exact same experience. Being around my Mom with cancer, when both of us annoyed the shit out of each other but loved each other still. She didn't make it either, and the whole thing leaves me feeling sick and sad.
God Bless you I hope you find peace
Girl I lost my mom to it in 2017 I was taking care of her, and we didn't get along either like it was depressingly exhausting. When she passed I felt no regrets cause I knew I did what I was suppose to as her child and that's take care of her the way she did me.
So much George Costanza energy! Love it!
Heiniken ad has frozen 15 consecutive times after playing hours of uninterrupted video. I'm never drinking Heiniken again out of sheer spite.
Did you know Freddy Heineken preferred a decent cognac and called his own product piss. Enjoy!
Taste like piss anyways
There are better reasons not to drink Heiniken..
Good enough reason I'd say.
@@danielbenson6407 what better reasons?
couldnt help but watch the dude sitting in the back with the black shirt because he only smiled ONCE through the whole thing. Created rage in my heart
This never gets old lol. I love DeRosa.
Daniel Iorio he laughs like a crying women
"Fuck you, your breathe smells" I fucking died
I'll never forget the time I was crossing a parking lot and this young girl in a minivan speeds past me and almost hits me, I kicked the biggest dent into her door and it felt so damn good 😂
That was fucking hilarious. Honestly the funniest I've seen Joe DeRosa be. Joe has a lot of demons and he wears his heart on his sleeve. He's a truly crazy bastard who has a lot of pride and can't always acknowledge his shortcomings. Joe if you ever read this, this is when you're funniest. When you finally come to terms with just how fucking nuts you are. No offense love you dude.
How is he "nuts" he's a neurotic hypocrite who rides the coattails of way better comedians
@@absentiabenertia5204 yet he’s doing better in life than you ever will
Joe's Heart was on his Shoulder, but it slid down, (for Obvious Reasons).
@@cinemacynic980 Patrice would be proud
@@absentiabenertia5204 R awgers has eliminated you
This is the funniest series on youtube 👌🏻
WHERE IS THAT MAN'S SHOULDERS?!
Why you so interested???
next to his balls on his wife's book self.
I'm making a reference. O&A and the comedians on O&A who are actually funny tend to make fun of Joe's lack of shoulders.
slope-shouldered ass
+Alexander Jennings dude... Joe was born without collarbones
I believe him. My Mom made me watch Menace II Society when it first came out on video. Kept telling me why I shouldn't join a gang or sell drugs throughout the whole movie. REAL MOMS
Lol also grew up in a Brooklyn Italian Catholic family. Learned to not open the door to the police at a weirdly young age 😂 And my dad was an engineer and my mom a lawyer!
When he talks about how he wants to beat the guy with his gun in front of his girl like Henry on Good Fellas, check out the guy with beard on far left behind stage look at his girl as if a idea just went off in his head @9:28
Man I love this story. Awesome bit Joe DeRosa
JOEY FUCKING ROSES!!!! /Bill Burr voice
Teen idol sensation from the Opie and Anthony program
+Panama0815 zip RECRUITAAAH
We had that same cross stich in our apartment. We found it a goodwill and found it hysterical. 😂😂😂
anybody notice 10 seconds in he's literally steaming mad
This guy is legit George costanza and I love it. Why haven't I heard of him before
Tastebuds podcast, babe!
Joe DeRosa look like Jared Fogle and Bob Saget's lovechild.
Oh wow how original. Womp womp
Give us Big Jay Oakerson
Hell yeah, or Joe Rogan again
fuckin love big jay!!!
And Joey Diaz
+Inigo Montoya joe rogan is awful
your fired.....
I find it most entertaining to listen to the stories while watching for clueless blank stares in the audience
How the FUCK does This is Not Happening not have its own section marked off on CC's channel? This is seriously the best shit you guys upload!
i cant wait to tell my mother what i learned today
This was gooooiod bro!
It takes exactly 6 clicks on the right arrow key to skip the intro
The old Ari intros are awesome. Why would you ever wanna skip them?
Thank you!!!!
6:05 I know too well about shopping on a SundayAfternoon;, Tesco, Sainsbury's, Morrisons and Asda are all nightmares!
Even Robert Downey Jr in the back laughed!
Whoever does these intros needs to make an actual movie the quality is better than most indies
I say this every time. Ari. I fucking love your intros. MAKE A GODDAMN MOVIE YOU JEW!
Look what you did! Look what you did I! Pissing myself! So funny
I always thought never rat on your friends and keep your mouth shut meant the same thing
This bloke is hilarious. Great story teller
I'm only here because I was looking for salsa windfall
He looks like Bob Saget mixed with Jared Fogle.
this guy is pretty funny small shoulders
deliver my goods, beeyatch
I used to hear them joke about him having no shoulders on Opie and Anthony all the time. Now I see exactly what they were talking about 😂
My dad showed us Goodfellas when I was 10-11 (and my 2 brothers next to me in age, who were 9-10, and 8-9) but just because he said ‘this is one of the best movies ever made.’ He’d already shown us Godfather. When I was somewhere around 12-13 or so he also showed the 3 of us (we have 2 younger brothers who had to wait a few more years to see it themselves) Pulp Fiction then took us to a diner after we finished around 11 to tell him what we thought of it.
I’ve always been lucky to have a cool dad.
yeah what is this? is this even a joke? did people at this show just laugh out of pity and embarrassment? this really bombed.
is his tattoo censored?
The girl all the way to left's face at 11:08 Priceless
YOU'RE GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!
So an Italian family adopted a Jewish kid and he became a comedian.
We're not supposed to do anything when someone disrespects us?
As an italian american I can attest to every single thing he said in the beginning.
Stop saying "italian" in front of american.
If you don't speak the language you can't have the nationality (which you wouldn't have had anyway).
By the same logic I am 17% greek, 5% bulgarian, 14% jewish, 50% romanian, 6% african....I can go on....but NO...
I am romanian...
This one was good
Discovered this dude from Sam Morril’s recommendation, didnt disappoint, awesome dude
Uncle Joey is the best!
I love this
keeps getting better and better.. nice intro too! ari is the bestttt.
Joe derosa is sooooo underrated.
The crazy thing is how this made the cut.
Craig Krage this is not happening should apply to the fact this drivel was posted. this shoulderless douche is the worst.
"I am no different than Christ!" is no on my bucket list ;)
More Joe DeRosa please!!
Taste buds they comin to the mic talkin bout the foods they hate talkin bout the foods they like
Does it bother anyone else that Ari is never going to make that jump in the intro?
Neil Blair yeah he died lol no distance
That was the best part. If only he had Bert on his back..
I hope they pay Ari like 2 million per episode! he is the best
more like 2 grand that he then has to split with everyone on the show. Comedy Central sucks dick in that regard
OMG, that was me before meds.
Derosa is truly underrated.
they make the best intros
Dude in front with the long hair is tripping hard, going “how do I act normal right now”
brutal 🤧🤣🤣🤣
What iconography did Joe cover up on the inside of his left forearm?
I had a similar Goodfellas experience at the age of nine. LOL!! Still my favorite movie
Did you stick to your mother’s teaching?
This was one of the funniest TINH
He's so perfect
That was some funny shit!
Love this guy in better call Saul
I’m pissing myself laughing 😂 lol 😝 😆 Who is this guy??? 👍🏽🤗. Just like Christ. Lmao 😂
I think Bill burr should tell his airplane psycho story here
been told like 10 times tho
Oh, now I get it Gravy Italians, say no more.
derosa's story is great
lololololol hahahahaha his whoooole life haha bucket list
This show just bought 3 alien masks and decided to role with it.
Joe, you definitely not crazy. Dude deserved it. It might have been overboard, but I can't stand bad parkers either. Best thing, is to get some cards made up that say "nice park job, douchebag". Or something to that effect
14:46 lmao
When Ari cut his hair he went from looking Jewish to looking like a Russian mobster
He is hilarious
Sounds like my house,....Italian Catholic family....
At first, I thought this was boring, then it ended up being great!
I love u Joe.
Dude didnt wanna find out if he was a sayian or not
I wanna see fluffy's episode already!
moral of the story is don't adopt
this should be played to motivate women to abort.
Glad to see all the Derosa flaming in the comments
Starts at 1:12
Where do we watch full versions
Paramount Plus
jeeeesus joe
.5x speed at 12:55 youll thank me l8r😂😂😂😂
Ben didn't abort you for real!
I went to catholic school and at 1 point i decided to piss off my teachers inadvertently. so we had a test I just wrote in Jesus for all my answers, too piss them off... I got an 86% on that test ...so who stupid now
Joe derosa is great
i had to back this story up so many times kuz his tattoo is distracting as fuck.. on one side it looks dope on the other it looks like he swept a warehouse floor with his forearm...wtf... n i bet everyone n the crowd was thinkn "i woulda beat this guys ass"
I'll never understand why some people confuse being a depressing sadsack with being a comedian
I bet you’re a barrel of laughs
Cause misery loves company and is relatable. So some of us like to try and laugh at the absurdity of life instead of just sitting there being miserable 100% of the time. It’s not a hard concept to realize.
He looks like Michael Scott's boss David Wallace.
Is it Brian Redbans laugh I hear throughout the video?
So fucking good
Frusciante!
Reupload?
Dude your fucking hilarious