Dan Soder - Tucson Hog-Tie - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- Опубликовано: 20 фев 2018
- Dan Soder's roommate asks him for support during a drug deal, but the whole thing falls apart after he gets tied up and robbed.
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This Is Not Happening airs Fridays at 12a/11c on Comedy Central.
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Yo can you please stop with those wack intros, unless it's Ari shaffir it becoming extremely annoying. It's starting to become a skill to skip through perfectly until it's over, I'm getting kind of perfect at it.
imagine kicking ari shaffir off this own show
He looks like the default white guy in a video game
Dude! Hahahahha
Wow what an incredibly weird, accurate observation. You'r a deep thinker lol.
@@rem299 If that is what you call deep thinking, you're stupid.
@@sirbrockington you have zero sense of humor and even less of an imagination......
@@Cmoney860 I'm glad to learn this about myself, thanks.
all i kept hearing was "where's the money Lebowski?!"
Let me take another look
Obviously you’re not a bowler...
I was just thinking about how Dan even sounds a bit like Jeff Bridges
Easily one of the best "This is Not Happening" videos I've seen. Soder is a beast on the mic.
#cracklecrackle🔥
His HBO special is hilarious if you haven't seen it.
One of my top favorites as well, him and TJ man, I can't hardly imagine either of them bombing a show anywhere in their career!
He's the best at stage presence and delivery.
did the mexican have on boots though?
Mexican got on boots hahahahahaha
Nah, just left the handball court.
Ce Ce
swiper no swiping
So what you need is a pen knife...
“Us pinks” 😂
I've watched a bunch of these, maybe 2 seasons worth... and although there have been a lot of good story-tellers, Soder is actually being funny. It's refreshing.
True dude it’s though to break a laugh watching these
What an incredibly boring and lame comment.
If that's what you think, you either haven't watched "a bunch of these", or you have ZERO sense of humor
Its because its a bit he’s worked on on stage. A lot of them are just funny stories. He talks about this on the AYG podcast
Who hasn't used a BBQ lighter in case of emergency.
Nikki Caz Shit... When you need a light...
I smoke bowls on a daily basis with a grill lighter
We prefer them hahah
You can't spin a normal lighter around like a six shooter though!
@TYRANNY AND CITIZEN HEFT -ME more reliable with that wind protectorate. There's a reason smokers leave em on the deck. I prefer a match pack in public though. People normally don't try to forget about having matches." They treat it like a chore they have to complete to return em to ya.
"...that is angry pink right there!" LMFAO
Speaking of cops making inappropriate jokes, when of my old roommates moved from Detroit to Dallas Texas he was in garland and left his keys in his car when he went into the store to buy a pack of cigars he came out and his car was gone, he reported it to the police and when he told them he had left his keys in the car they told him "don't you know people in garland don't like to walk"
I’m from Mesquite (which is next to Garland) and can attest to the truth of this!😂😂😂😂
Who the fuck leaves their car keys inside their car? That's asking go be robbed.
@@estebanjacobs5794 driving a manual definitely helps relieve some of the risk 😂, I still dont like to do it unless I know the area and it's like a quick gas station stop or something
He forsure grew up in Troy not Detroit 😂😂😂
Dan Soder is such a great story teller, solid 15 minutes of gold right here. One of the best TINH i've seen.
Finally a comment that isn't about Ari
He really is. I saw him on Netflix's Standups and he was pretty hilarious. It also takes talent to tell a story like that so humorously. Also it's refreshing to see a comment that's not about Ari.
I didnt know he was on that, I only watched the Kyle Kinane one. Thanks bud! I'll check that out tonight.
Listen to the episode of cum town he's on it's great
onequartercanadian I did the same thing. Saw him on Netflix then came to RUclips for more. Guy is hilarious.
ARI IS BACK IN SHIRT FORM
FIRST THING I NOTICED. BRING BACK ARI!
Thats the homie to wear his shirt haha
Self-transforming machine elf
Yup that was cool. Surprised comedy central didn't catch that one
Danny Sodz cleared the shirt w Ari before he taped this. V cool that Ari gave his blessing and supports the staffers that still work on the show.
Dat user name doe
LMAO The shitty car thing is so accurate
He's wearing an Ari shirt. Cool.
And from the open collared shirt I would wager he revealed it on stage.
This Dan Soder fella is going places!
Anyone who's lived in Tucson can relate to this dude and how crazy those South side vatos can be :D
True asf
South 6th is crazy
Yeah south side Tucson is sketch ha. You wanna stay North of Broadway blvd/Congress.
Kinda wish Soder had a tv show now. This story played out would be an amazing episode haha
He does it’s called billions
James Doyle oh shit that’s his show? So does he star in it? Or does he produce it?
Paulish 86 you should listen to his podcast with Big Jay Oakerson it’s called Bonfire :)
@@estevang.4693 not a pod cast. Radio show on SiriusXM 95.
"Mt dew tattoos" 🤣😂
One of the best stories I've ever heard! I've binge watched my fair share of these! ❤️ To everyone that is reading
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Soder is Soo underrated. Dan's a very funny guy. The bonfire podcast is great . I'm definitely a fan
Was great. No more Dan.
5:38 "yo we getting robbed???" Brilliant.. funniest part
One of the better stories I've heard on this show
It helps that Dan Soder is so damn funny
Really? Not a bit of this was even slightly amusing.
he got robbed and was a bitch about it.
Go watch the one they just uploaded with that Jessa girl and then the Theo Von one.
Jesus Garduno oh dude you’re just the coolest Latino ever dude!!! You’re tough as nails!!!
Holy shit when he got the dude about his laugh I lost it
Shout Out to Tucson, Az!
Gotta love the "blood in blood out" reference!😂
LOL "Oh, you're so strong! You swing it like a Norwegian god swings a hammer!" 12:55
the girl sitting behind him with her head up at 5:23 has been to almost every damn show
Im a 5'4 Mexican Vato😂😂😂 i dont remember robbing Dan!! Sorry bro!!!
You were stoned homes lol.. it was on Broadway and old spanish trail
That part of the story had me dying.
Me either fool
This is the funniest story. Dan is awesome. I laughed so hard the whole time especially at the end with the dude digging thru his pockets
This is easily one of the best “ this is not happening”. Dan kills it 👍
18 minutes of fucking gold man
right! Respect to Dan for repping his homie
Yeah that was badass
Jonathan Hart
Do what
Anyone instantly know the gun was a hi-point c-9?
Yup
Yep, first one that came to mind
Soon as he said the cheapest I knew it was a hipoint
Lol that’s what came to mind right away I’m from Long Island too
as soon as i heard him say cheapest gun i knew
You know what I thought about the intros when Ari did them? I thought they should be way longer and not entertaining, thanks Roy!
Never heard of this guy before, but he cracked my ass up. Peace.
If you enjoy Dan Soder you need to listen to his and Big Jay's radio show The Bonfire. You can listen on youtube. #cracklecrackle
I will definitely do that. Big Jay kills me too. Thanks for the info. Peace.
Dan's for sure best comedian currently
ARI SHIRT!
@1:15 to skip the weak intro
main drain studios, you are an everyday hero
20:56 to miss the unfunny parts.
Bless you
Wish my thumbs up meant more than an internet point for you.
@@JigjagjugXyz How dare you sir! Dan Soder is a great story teller and an all around funny guy.
This dude absolutely WORKED this crowd
This was great from beginning to end
That was the best, most responsive audience of ALL TIME. He was good, but with that crowd, no one would have flop sweat ever.
Is that Ari on his shirt? If so good on the sodes
4 years later, I'm looking for this comment. Yes it is
Great comedian. Intros keep geting worse
Sebastian Villa They were always terrible, even in the era of Ari
Barry Shitpeas wrong again
Nazraq S Ari worked hard on those, he didn't just sit in a hot tub
I always skip them
Your fault for watching it
Man, Ari really made the show.
"Does change count?" 😹😹😹😹
Such great storytelling - love the metaphors and the characters. Very re-watchable!
"The gun had a metal slide and a plastic handle"
Literally 90% of guns on the market today.
fucking californians
Even the m16 or whatever they had in Vietnam had a plastic handle, made by Matell toys of all companies...
@@girthbrooks1740 Nah, that's just an old myth. Matell never made real M16s but they made a toy M16s which looked pretty real.
All the M16s used by the US in 'nam were made by either Colt or a company called Armalite which originally designed the rifle back in the late 1950s.
However back in WWII the English toy company Tri-Ang toys made machineguns used by the British Army. Tri-Ang made bicycles and old-fashioned sheet metal toys so they had a lot of experience doing complex metalwork, the guns they made were actually pretty good.
Dan solder rasict. What for it..
“Never shot straight” definitely a highpoint
The RTJ in the intro is perfect
TEARS in my eyes, this was hilarious. Love Soder's sets
16:35 he says "Bad Mother Fucker" with the same inflection that Sam Jackson does
Mountain dew tattoos, haha, now we have a name for them!
One of the best I’ve seen! This guy is a professional storyteller
That was hilarious! Such a great story teller, and so many epic one liners in this
I’m sure he felt at home moving from Colorado to living with a drug dealer. 👌
Danny Sodez *RULES* ....per yuse!
🎸🎸
I literally searched Dan Sober 🤣
SODERPOP!!! fawk yeah!!!!
ComicBook Chaos #27 what's that?!!!😉
It's Dan, Soderspeak.... tsss tsss
Me Talking its Danny Fizzlesticks
This guy is a legend! Made my day!!
woah this guy killed it
Found Soder through the podcasts, I'm happy this was the first joke of his I heard
Dan Soder is a very underrated comic. Crackle Crackle.
Awesome story and awesome shirt!
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS
That was an amazing story and well told. This guy was hilarious
Brilliant
This series should do more
Can't believe they let him wear ari's shirt
Good thing tho
What happened to ari tho
he got canned when he went on a around the world trip to try fix his depression
its fucked up
Nino Brown he actually got kicked off when he put a special out on netflix. Violated his contract with comedt central. Their loss.
Dany Sodz does what he wants. Plus CC probably didn't even notice.
Crackle Crackle
I think putting that last story at the end was a fantastic way to end the sketch. Hit home.
This is one of my favorite ones. I remember seeing him on Guy Code.
Ari crowd where yall at
Ryan Spears We here
WASSUP
We out here nigguh
Yup I've been trying
Is it me or was that the best crowd?
This one was fantastic. Great comedic mind.
*Ahhh always waiting for an uncensored episode!*
Best story post Ari of all time
3:05 sounds like Moe from the Simpson’s.
never laughed this much on one of these before, GREAT job.
That was maybe my favorite one so far.
Crackle crackle
Dany sodz awesome per usual!!!
John Doe crackle crackle 😂
*RULES* _per usual_
#CrackleCrackle
I feel like I’m on the other side of Joey Diaz’s robbery story! LOL
When he said he was the guy waiting. Around with change in his pocket like a disappointing piñata is when I broke into tears 😂
Dan is always representation for his dudes with the Ari shirt on
Dan is hilarious
Despite content, I get youth pastor vibes from this guy
Nah he don't seem like a child molester to me
@@jordanwillett8456 nah dude you're thinking priest, clearly you've never met a youth pastor
@@coreywest9597
I was a free will Baptist for 17 years I have met youth pastors or what you call brain washers they're all cults at the end of the day ones just as bad as the other well maybe one is worse you know the one I'm talking about the one that keeps blowing people up and shit they're the worse buncha crazies
@@jordanwillett8456 except, according to the definition of a cult, very very few (if any) traditional Protestant Christian churches are ACTUALLY cults; and just because you had a bad experience with a few people and met a few bad eggs doesn't mean all of them are bad, that's just prejudice. Typically youth pastors are seen as fun, energetic, down to earth guys with a good sense of humor who won't talk down to anyone. What you said was pretty unnecessary and just kind of rudely botched somebody else's attempted compliment.
SAME
😂😂 nice ending Dan
One of the best not happenings I have seen.
"i put the gun in my cargo shorts"
Props to Dan for wearing an Ari shirt while Roy is the new host. Great call.
3 years after this comment and Soder still refers to it as Ari’s show.
First story i ever heard of a 5'4 guy intimidating anyone. Thank you for the weird confidence boost
"if I could help a robbery..." Lol
Danny Sodes rulez as per yoozh!
Crackle Crackle
This one's up there with the Santaria Joey Diaz story, fucking love Danny sodez, he killed as per ushe
Fred Gieseke jay kinda sucked though.
This was actually pretty weak. You must be easily amused.
I live in Tucson now and I can imagine the robbers he’s talking about because I see people like them every day
One of best most definitely!
Denver Colorado 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿
Anyone come here from the Are You Garbage podcast?! 👍🏻
Certified TRASH
What a masterful storyteller
Great set.
Jesus Christ what a ridiculous intro. Makes me miss Ari even more.
kyle spencer nobody watches these for the intro..
The White JediKnight yeah, but typically, the intro comes first, so ppl watch it...
kyle spencer people who cry about the opening are scum.
I thought the same thing, they used to have awesome intros with Ari. That intro was shit. Shit concept. Wow you’re in a dream within a dream. How original. Shit ending. A goat talks to you and your head explodes... Edgy. Comedy Central is just fucking worthless.
It reminds me of the Dave Chappell intro with Wayne Brady.
He's come along way from Russian accents. Proud of you Dan.
I love the dispointed in the white pinata!