Ali Siddiq - When You’re Unprepared for a Prison Riot - This Is Not Happening
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- Опубликовано: 2 июн 2023
- Ali Siddiq recalls a time when he realized he was under prepared for an imminent prison riot.
Original airdate: Jan 28, 2015
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"I got stabbed from a mexican that didnt even have on boots" lmao. Bro the build up of the story and the joke was superb 👏🏼
MEXICAN? you mean an American of Mexican ancestry and the so-called Mexican Mafia origin is the U.S. (Los Angeles) its an American prison gang, not of are from Mexico, nothing to do with Mexico
😂🤣 I’ve heard him tell this story before BUT it never gets old
Never 😂😂
Have you seen the animation version😂
@@myself9954WHERE IS THE LINK 😂
It's a strong person that can turn that experience in to comedy and a clever one that can make it funny
Funniest line..."Was I suposed to run?".....im dying
This was one of my favourite Ali stories. Good to see it still being shared.
Why was it your favorite?
As a Mexican and former prisoner, I can confirm 😅
I'm white and did 12 years. I also confirm this story is accurate.
@@BrettonFerguson As Cosa Nostra I confirm you guys do do this. We watched via the security camera, placed bets, sipped on fine wine.
@@Magneticvortex-kk4gbwhat was the bet?
Damn y’all were just stabbing Black dudes? :/
@@Magneticvortex-kk4gb
Cosa nostra, are you Irish?
Ali is so good at storytelling, his pacing is amazing.
As a Mexican with boots I love black people 😂
Chicano isn't mexican pocho
We love y’all too 💪🏿
And we love yall too!!!
@@antoniotinoco7328siéntese señora.
Love our Hispanic brothers!!!
What the heck, I'll watch it a second time 🤷🏾♂️
He’s dope!
Wait till you search for it ;)
There’s a longer version on this ..it was edited
Are we just gone gloss over the fact that these racist cowards want to cause harm to random black people? 🤷🏿♂️
Third or fourth time for me.
It’s a pure art form for sure…I’ve had a tragically comedic life haha…To be able to tell your story how Ali can…is gifted talent you can’t teach
haha…
Wow they really cut a lot out. Ali deserves more than that. Good thing he puts out his own specials.
Crazy thing is he telling a real life story😂
The cartoon that someone put with this made this so fckin funny 😂😂😂😂
Aw man I wanna see that lol
He is definitely taking about Texas prisons because I was there for almost 9 years.. and everything he is saying gives me flashbacks :)
California the same way
Maybe the best prison story of all time. 10/10
I laugh at this EVERY time I see this routine!
MessKanGotOnBootz!😂
One of my favorite comedians! Ali Siddiq is wonderful -- thanks for showcasing him on your channel!
This was from 2015.
Thanks for that info, Wendy
u ment T.I
@@neen42 It's older material, but any time a comedian is featured on this channel is an opportunity for them to be introduced to a larger audience. I love Ali Siddiq's comedy and hope his work is introduced to as many people as possible: he deserves all the success he's earned for himself and more!
It’s cut differently from the original upload. I wonder why it was reuploaded.
Handball is a Mexican past time in every prison Penitentiary joints. Handball and soccer mainly. 😅🤣😂 but very true it was a sign of something major going down when all Mexican wear their boots.
As a Mexican who works construction, I haven’t bought boots since
The moral of the story. Always be prepared for the unexpected
That, and don't end up in prison.
I mean black and Mexican can’t share a cell but yea
@@Blazefade909 You are right but maybe in PC they can lol? He had to add a little sauce to the story to explain how friends on the streets can end up forced to fight each other in prison politics..
i prefer the non cutted version. every word ali says is part of the whole story and that's why it's funny.
It's a sad situation to have to fight someone you don't know That could have been your friend on the outside. "Can't we all just get along" rodney king Jr
And to think this is how I was introduced to to Ali Siddiq but it was in animated!
The disappointment when the Mexican slasher had rl boots lol😂😂
I was laughing so much my wife started tripping!! Talking about “only I should make you laugh like that” 🙄
sheesh that's toxic, good luck bro lol
Who you married to? Raspusha?
Red flag brotha 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Tell her she ain't Ali 🤣
Probably my 5th time watching this and its still funny every time 😂😂
3rd time uploading this bit, coincidentally right before he dropped his new special. Sucks to see Comedy Central down this bad. Mad respect for Ali tho, one of the best in the game and is moving independent.
Marketing counts bro..
One of the greatest stand up specials
Right right... so much jargon. "Time to lace them up." 😂
I’m laughing based off the picture ik this finna be funny 😂😂😂
I’ve watched this at least 12 times. I laugh hysterically each time 😂😂😂
At what part do you laugh hysterically at? Not being mean, just truly trying to grasp what's funny about this guy.
Funny as hell. 😂
I'm so happy I waited to waited to watch this 😂
This guy' is awesome supper funny... The timing on the words and story and his expression really great !
They had a cartoon to this lol
you're the only ex-con comedian who has stories I believe.
Because there true his manager confirmed his stories
Top 3 Saddiq story for sure! One of my faves!
I love Ali!! He keeps me laughing!!
that was perfect! LOVE HIM!!! rofl
Welcome back to my feed, Mr. Sadiq. I think we're on watch four now.
I kind of jiggle two times, but I got super entreteined and informed
1:Patrice O'neal prison story
2:Ali Siddiq- Messkins got on Boots story
3Jay Larson - Sounds like Bruce story
Honorable Mention:
Brent Chrysler- Machine story 😂😂
One of the absolute best stories ever
I'm Mexican and I got on boots.
Everyday 😂 son
This is one of my fav stories!🤣😂🤣
I’ve been there bro and you spittin facts
One of the most iconic stand ups right here 😭
I watched half of this the other day and came back just now to finish the video.
The animated version is hella funnier😂
I remember this a while back..in the animated version 🖖.....brown and black jokes are the ways to keep us together.💜💛💜💛💜🤗...
@@anthonytony7301 all love man
Did they take that channel down? I coulda sworn I was subscribed to it but I just realized I ain’t seen new from it in a good while.
@@homedeezyfasheezy5662 I’m not too sure I remember seeing it on shorts.
I remember seeing this in an animated video.
there's an animated version of this on youtube. its hilarious.
I've seen this about 10 times! 😂😂😂
This reminds me of my first months at a new job
I stay coming back to this
great story!
I like it with the cartoon skit.
They did Ali wrong. He should have rights to his own material.
esta historia la vi animada y el algoritmo de youtube me lo puso jajaja esta increible ajajaj
I laughed so hard at this story!
So true I’ve heard it about 3,000 times
That was great !
Dame I'm weak 😂
I guess I’ll watch it for the 21st time
Dope AF 😂💯
He a great story teller...i be so invested😂😂😂😂
I swear everytime I see a Mexican with boots on I laugh 😂😂😂
Telling my guys that's the new Warning for if something about pop off in the club.💯👀👀👀 Mexicans got on boots."🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of visiting family😅
Never been to prison and I don't intend to 😂
Lolz amazing and so true
😂😂😂too funny❤❤❤
Bruh the cartoon animation of this is hella funny too
Lol just don't call him " Derrick Gaines"😂 We both went to Paul Revere Middle School. Note: I hadn't seen Derrick,I mean Ali in some years.I ran in to him some years later,(before) his stardom and walked up to him and said " What's up Derrick!" He said.." Don't call me Derrick no more,my name is Ali" I said "alright bro,Stay up Derrick!" Then I walked off!😂
Greatest this is not happening story
Awesome video
Best Storyteller Comedian
The editing here is amazing
How the hell do they even get these steel toe boots inside of the jail? I know you cant possibly stick something like that up your behind so how does anyone smuggle something like that in there in such high quantity? Thats some real engineering and planning right there, better yet, that is some true Aztec survival ingenuity right there, im sure even Cortez would be terrified if he found out about this today! lol
Some places have industry jobs with government contracts,forklifts and others heavy material and equipment in the institution.
The boots were state issued at the time. At least in CA they were.
It’s in our blood to survive and stay sharp
If anybody came back to this you should watch the animated version 😂
Gotta stay suited and booted😂
This cut out version, while still good, feels wrong. why they chopping it?
Ali sounds like dave Chappelle, kat williams, kevin hart all rolled into one
Got to host a weekend with him at toldedo funny bone great comic
I worked for tdcj and I totally know what he is talking about about I love Ali he is hilarious
It was good brother 👍
Rock a show with him. Heard this live still hilarious😂😂😂
That's a great funny story
I like this story 😂😂😂
It’s golden comedy but mean it’s messed up that everyone hate each other like that.
I'm Mexican but I have chanclas 😜
How does this not have more views??
Well, damn! 😮😂😮
Gold
Hilarious bro
Only those having been there, truly know.
Here a third time and it’s funny as the first time I watched it
Damn man. whoa
Audio is kinda low on this clip. Incompetent Comedy Central staff is to blame, no doubt.
Just imagine if Fleece Johnson decided to do comedy
Every time he opened his mouth it was comedy. 😂
At least you keep ari's voice this time.