Mushrooms. L SD. ...🤨😂. You do not want to f@#k with them. Especially if is 'your first time'. You'll be seeing the walls around you melt down. Your pee pee will become a stussy. And, you'll tink you're a woman before you know it. DON'T,. Do Not Do It... It's a hard ride
Captain MufDyven I read your story at the 2-week mark, and was only the 3rd person to like it. Yours is bound to reach the 2K mark IMHO. I've GOT TO share your story with with many of my friends now. #OneOfThoseGoldenSuperFunnyMomentsInOnesLife
My recovery journey was greatly enhanced by the therapeutic benefits of mushrooms. Other psychedelics like DMT and LSD have also proven to be remarkable.
@@expatsinpakistan1598 We completely agree, so we did! Here’s a clip from his special, It’s Bigger Than These Bars: ruclips.net/video/-gjTmK5K3qs/видео.html
I have been mostly sad but after taking shrooms few months ago, l feel much happier and highly motivated and my ADHD gone , lost a ton of anxiousness and had a few epiphanies about how I should live my life. I decided to buy an ounce for backup, but haven’t yet felt the need to take any more since then.
I have a ton of aggressive diabetes issues from suffering with both types. Mostly pain related. Edibles work wonders for managing my pain better than pills, which already damaged tf outta my kidneys. Amazing how beneficial stuff refined from nature are hell of alot better than manufacturered pharmaceuticals.
Even though ive heard Ali say "i dont want a netflix special, i want comedy central," i think he *needs* one so all the folks who are unfamiliar with him can see(and laugh) at his brilliance. Good to see him stayin busy cause hes one of my favorite(top 10) comics of the past 20yrs....
Guess I've been living under a rock! I think this is the first time I've seen this guy. He's good! I'm a fan now! And I've done the shrooms many times!
Congratulations man, so much can happen just from an experience lioe that but deep down it points to working with your own desire for healing and a better life too. May your new chapter continued to be filled with healing, great health, and plenty to celebrate in love for yourself and life with others too!
Last time I took mushrooms I sat in my room, on my bed, wrapped in my blanket and watched 'Big Hero 6". I remember laughing and crying and then staring out the window at nature as the sun came up. all in all a good night
By the way mushrooms and Hydro/Green are two of the most natural drugs. Meaning it is the only two that I will do. But FUCKZ They are hard to find. It has been a good 12 to 15 years since I've had any mushrooms.
Any story with Psilocybin mushrooms tend to be pretty exciting, it's even more awesome to hear about Ali's experience with such a wonderful, mysterious drug.
one of the best descriptions of tripping I've heard, could imagine myself going through all the those same thoughts, and gone through the experience of being in a elevator myself while, and it's fucking intense, I was splayed with my back against the wall, arms outstretched grasping the walls at what I can only imagine were at ridiculous angles............and after a few minutes realized I hadn't even pressed the button, I'd just been imagining it was moving and that it was a really long way up
@@Pataganja Why? I know at least one dude with one of the experiences he said in this story. The only thing that I haven't heard is the part where he looked at the mirror and both sides of his face looked different.
He's one of the funniest comedians I've ever heard. This is a major talent. Why doesn't he have more specials? Please I need more Ali! He tells story's and I feel like I'm there witnessing what he's talking about.. Keep it up Ali.🤩😅
I was going to say the same about the grass too! The amount of empathy and grief he experienced just from seeing the lawnmower made me wonder if his stance on lawns changed ever since that experience. 😄
My first trip on shrooms, I laid in a field of grass and the grass and trees were beautiful and I thought they were breathing with me 😂 I was one with nature though and it was incredible ❤
..... Nobody is paying attention to the fact that after *Billy* purchased his chicken, it took him *15 minutes* before Ali would let Billy back in his *own car!* ..... Lmaoooooo 😂 hahahaha!!
Someone gave me a big bag of mushrooms one time. I had never had them before, we were at a party. I ate them all, not knowing what else I was supposed to do, then I went about my night. About half an hour later, I started seeing the flashes he was talking about. I went into a bedroom and found this coffeetable book of Van Gogh paintings. I decided I had to pee so I took the book into the bathroom. I sat down because it was just too much work to pee standing up. About 5 hours later someone found me in the bathroom, my friends had been looking for me for the whole time. They had called the police because they thought I wandered off somewhere. I swear on my mom it felt like I was sitting on that toilet for no longer than 10 minutes. Those paintings were talking to me, though
Come back. We need to hear what his paintings said. I only recently heard that he wasn't "famous" ever when he was alive, so it'd be interesting to know.
Bro take shrooms and go to the Van Gogh experience it’s his art moving on the walls I went high on shrooms and I had dreams about his art…it was so surreal.
I was on shrooms once (never been after that)... I got into the apartment of a friends friend in shrooms and left while still in shrooms and to this day I have no concept at all how big the apartment was. Sometimes it felt really tiny with a huge TV... sometimes it felt like a damn bowling alley with the TV being far as hell. I also remember staring at a mousepad that had a graphic of a cartoon sunflower on it... and it was swaying in the wind. I put my hand on it, but it still kept swaying in the image... I saw it from between my fingers. Crazy stuff. A very memorable trippy experience however. Oh and when I went outside, the color were so vibrant and beautiful I just couldn't stop looking around like I was admiring the graphics of a videogame. I also kept touching plants and leaves etc. just out of pure curiosity. It had a pretty relaxing vibe at that point and a nice appreciation of.. life in general.
It's all good and enjoyable, until the paranoia kicks in. And then you can get terrible anxiety, feel bad about all the wrong you've done in life, feel terrible about how you've treated your parents and the kind of person that you've been (if you've been living kind of not right, whatever that means to you and whatever your admirable/most important values are) ..... and so, it's not all fun and games. And that's why I stopped smoking weed too, it stopped feeling right. It doesn't feel right to me anymore. I think living life sober can be enjoyable too, if you're living right.
@@SinForTheSaint my first time I came home from work and decided I was bored so I opened the jar I had gotten the night before and threw a vague handful (later measured the difference, it was 4.3g) in my mouth. I learned.... oh I learned 😂
MDMA -_- nah you can start with relatively heavy doses as long as you somewhat know what you’re getting into, my first shroom trip was over an eighth and my first acid trip was 600 ug
Ali is a great story teller, both of his appearances on "This Is Not Happening" are classics. I love this show, best thing Comedy Central has done in years.
@@unbiascowboy1537 bro.. 3yrs later and am still watchin this funny ass dude!!!!!!! I came back from the past to tell u go watch his comedy special "domino effect".. its on RUclips for free and I promise u.. ur done when u watch that bro!!!! U think this was funny?!?!?! Oh gaawwdddd u in trouble now family 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm 63 years old and I got 30 years in Chicago penitentiary everything you say is so real and thank you for letting people know that it's actually happen
I almost tried to flush myself down the toilet when I did mushrooms. lol. I was in a bathroom that had 3 doors. I thought I just slightly turned but apparently I was doing a complete circle. I opened 3 doors and all 3 doors was the closest. So I stared at the toilet thinking I was in the guest entrance to the ministry of magic. 😂 Thankfully the guy I was dating popped in one of the doors before I actually tried to get in. The second time was absolute hell. The guy I was dating was just staring at a picture and crying. I was convinced the painting stole his soul. Hours pass before my best friend came and took down all of the paintings in the house to get me to calm down.
Just this afternoon I was reminiscing for the first time in many years about the old days and tripping. O my lord the funky things that happen, I'd just not though of for so very long. And now, 15 hours later.... This ! Both times the kind of ab-wrenching breath-grabbing laughs known only to those who "partook". And these ridiculous and joyful laughs - - they are truly a mitzvoh. Thank you so for this fabulously delivered tale 🏇
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@@Arizona_Raven well that's weird..
Mushrooms. L SD. ...🤨😂. You do not want to f@#k with them. Especially if is 'your first time'. You'll be seeing the walls around you melt down. Your pee pee will become a stussy. And, you'll tink you're a woman before you know it. DON'T,. Do Not Do It... It's a hard ride
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@@coolbananalol1334 qq
Yea
You can tell he is getting more comfortable because he is working all three sides of the stage. I really want this brother to win.
I just discovered him and I already freaking love him so much. He's talented, no doubt.
He's living in a gated community in Houston now so he's getting up there...
I definitely think he is winning as I watch this :D LOL, the body language when he calls 'Billy' on the phone too!
He's just so damn funny.
Me too!! The brotha is so talented, I have seen other videos from him for months now. So damn hilarious!
It's a crime that this talented man doesn't have more comedy out. The way he tells stories is so captivating. Comedians like this are a rare breed.
Great news!...he just released a new album the other day!
Rant Therapist fr Netflix gave Adam Devine special and not him lol 😂 atrocity
psychotic kittykat ok weirdo
Literally have watched all of his segments a hundred times. He is absolutely fantastic. His delivery is perfection.
Jaclyn Upchurch Yes 🙌🏼🙌🏼
He ate an entire bag of mushrooms & said "They needed some salt but they was alright" WOW!!! 😂😂😂
Yeah, I can't stand the taste. I lemon tek.
First thing I thought of 😂😂
They taste like mulch, but not bad with some bacon bits
I had to wash them down with a lot of water. They were like dehydrated when I tried some.
My advice is to powder them and then take them by the spoonful with a chaser. I like OJ.
He says "so I'm sitting there and the city takes a picture of me"..lmao
😭
That’s some shit that’d really happen when you trippin 😂
Fr it's like having strobe lights behind your eyes 😅
Boom boommm. Whaattt? That shit was funny af!!
SoulSoldPapi Bih
That and the carpet will crawl and flow. The walls flex to the beat. If you pan the room you get mad streamers.
Ari could've traumatized him if he whispered on the phone, "The mushrooms got on boots."
LMFAO!!
"This CC. The mushrooms got on boots!" 🤣 😅 I just heard that one today.
😭
Omg 😂😂🤣🤣🤣Too funny 😂
He would've IMMEDIATELY started looking for a 🔪!!!!!!😂😂😂😂
😂😂🤣😂 Man finna start looking for some kitchen knives 🔪😂
he’s lucky that elevator didn’t have mirrors inside he might never got out 😹
😅😅😅
Haha 😂😂 you just stand there and look into your own eyes but it feels like you and the reflection are two different people.
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Real talk! Getting stuck in the mirror always took up time during our party nights
The 1st time i did shrooms i couldnt stop lookin in the mirror for some reason lmao
“Mexican’s got on boots” will forever be my favorite segment! This man is so funny 😂
Cee cee were you at
Mexicans got boots on! about took me out!😂😂😂😂
Jazsmin Rose Yesss😂
The mushrooms got on boots
Captain MufDyven I read your story at the 2-week mark, and was only the 3rd person to like it. Yours is bound to reach the 2K mark IMHO. I've GOT TO share your story with with many of my friends now. #OneOfThoseGoldenSuperFunnyMomentsInOnesLife
When he said he ate the whole bag I let out a soft....gentle "NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!"
Rhesa Reeves Me too!!😆😆
Dude same lmao
Saame 😂
I knew it was bad from there lol
I ate the whole bag once. Had 4 grams and about 2 gallons of orange juice. Had a nightmare for About 12 hours straight....😳😫
My recovery journey was greatly enhanced by the therapeutic benefits of mushrooms. Other psychedelics like DMT and LSD have also proven to be remarkable.
Is he on telgram?
👏🏼🤡
I honestly don't care if ANY of this actually happened. His story telling ability makes it worth the watch.
You obviously haven't done mushrooms.
He described it soo perfectly
@@dariusmurphy4634 it was fake for sure
@@EI_Greko I don't think so, it's was a perfect description of how mushrooms works
@@Phethario Not everytbing
"Hurry up. Someone is trying to take me!"
"It is me!"
Who is me?
tmanepic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
"Well you ain't got nothin' to worry about cuz you ain't famous!"
*"Whatever lady!!"*
😂😂😂
Moms 🤣
That's what my three sons call me!! Too funny "Lady"
grim you need to call your mom
@@aramrodriguez9141 I called yours instead, very nice lady.
slim sir do you need friends?
"BILLY I GOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON!"
I just about died!
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Ari needs to stop drugging people 😂😂
who IS Ari?
Ari is awesome lol
Well He DOES stand for mayhem...
I had a friend who did the same thing. But i gotta admit as fucked up as it was they are definitely the most memorable times of my life lol.
@Jackson Harris he drugged him in front of his family, too. ari’s a rat-faced prick
His story telling ability is straight crack. I'm hooked.
I saw Ali Siqqiq and clicked so fast! This dude is a legend!
Same bruh. I been searching the depths of the internet for his stand up
@@devincognito8932 Right? Give this man a special!
@@expatsinpakistan1598 We completely agree, so we did! Here’s a clip from his special, It’s Bigger Than These Bars: ruclips.net/video/-gjTmK5K3qs/видео.html
@@standup That's awesome! This guy's the next big thing!
bruh hes like a K heart baby. truly not that good.
I have been mostly sad but after taking shrooms few months ago, l feel much happier and highly motivated and my ADHD gone , lost a ton of anxiousness and had a few epiphanies about how I should live my life. I decided to buy an ounce for backup, but haven’t yet felt the need to take any more since then.
Despite the recent research,, there’s no realistic timeline for when,, or if, psychedelic will be approved by FDA..
That’s sad.
Make no mistake: psychedelics has a-lot of potential medical benefits.
Doc.brenttt helped me discover lot about psychedelics,, healed me from bipolar disorder alcohol addiction.
I have a ton of aggressive diabetes issues from suffering with both types. Mostly pain related. Edibles work wonders for managing my pain better than pills, which already damaged tf outta my kidneys. Amazing how beneficial stuff refined from nature are hell of alot better than manufacturered pharmaceuticals.
Ali: "Billy! Hurry up! Someone's trying to take me!"
Billy: "It is me!"
Ali: "Who is me?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣😍😍
I'm dead 💀💀💀💀😂
LMAO
"I'm in quicksand, not goin' anywhere!" 😂
This is real, the first time I took acid I thought I was in the desert sinking in the ground
I’m hollering 😂😂😂 “Hey ma’am what are you doing in my room…this is the elevator “.
I bought mine from online store….
I got my dmt, lsd, mushroom, and other psychedelic products from a store online
"WHAT KIND OF ESTABLISHMENT PUTS A POOL ON THE SIXTH FLOOR!"
😂😂😂😂
Lol!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
III
Even though ive heard Ali say "i dont want a netflix special, i want comedy central," i think he *needs* one so all the folks who are unfamiliar with him can see(and laugh) at his brilliance.
Good to see him stayin busy cause hes one of my favorite(top 10) comics of the past 20yrs....
Lol let's keep @him maybe he'll give and do it lmao
Netflix ded comp
Guess I've been living under a rock! I think this is the first time I've seen this guy. He's good! I'm a fan now! And I've done the shrooms many times!
Yeah he would blow up if he had his own show. By the 3rd season it would be a huge show
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I've been addicted to heroin for 11 years, after trying out psilocybin treatment I will be 2 years clean
dr.johnsonshroom has been my supplier for over a year now. No problem.
Congratulations man!!! Hope you keep up the good work!
👏🏾🎉💪🏾
Congratulations man, so much can happen just from an experience lioe that but deep down it points to working with your own desire for healing and a better life too. May your new chapter continued to be filled with healing, great health, and plenty to celebrate in love for yourself and life with others too!
@LynneStoner grow em yourself.
Last time I took mushrooms I sat in my room, on my bed, wrapped in my blanket and watched
'Big Hero 6". I remember laughing and crying and then staring out the window at nature as the sun came up. all in all a good night
By the way mushrooms and Hydro/Green are two of the most natural drugs.
Meaning it is the only two that I will do. But FUCKZ They are hard to find. It has been a good 12 to 15 years since I've had any mushrooms.
@@susieballard4957 You can grow a hundred gram in 2 weeks at home for cheap. Easy, super fun and SO rewarding.
@@datNERO17 Soooo... How would one do so?
@@tyronebowannie4488 you can order the kit online
Wea
Been waiting on Ali for a minute. Dude legit!!
He's already a naturally funny guy and still has a lot of potential.
Any story with Psilocybin mushrooms tend to be pretty exciting, it's even more awesome to hear about Ali's experience with such a wonderful, mysterious drug.
Yessss man I need him to do a new special!
We all been waiting and anticipating
@@joshgibson9732 u have other videos like this?
Ali’s “This Is Not Happening” performances are all so legendary & memorable. He only gets better and better lol
Ari grabs Ali's head and says "mitchell....this not gon be good"
🤣😂🤣
lmao
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one of the best descriptions of tripping I've heard, could imagine myself going through all the those same thoughts, and gone through the experience of being in a elevator myself while, and it's fucking intense, I was splayed with my back against the wall, arms outstretched grasping the walls at what I can only imagine were at ridiculous angles............and after a few minutes realized I hadn't even pressed the button, I'd just been imagining it was moving and that it was a really long way up
looool, arms outstretched like an evangelist. I imagined that and it cracked me up!
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah. This guy clearly never ate shrooms in his life. Idk what kinda psychs your taking lol
@@Pataganja Why? I know at least one dude with one of the experiences he said in this story. The only thing that I haven't heard is the part where he looked at the mirror and both sides of his face looked different.
Pataganja i mean he did say he ate the whole bag 💯🤷🏽♂️
He's one of the funniest comedians I've ever heard.
This is a major talent.
Why doesn't he have more specials?
Please I need more Ali!
He tells story's and I feel like I'm there witnessing what he's talking about..
Keep it up Ali.🤩😅
After Mexico’s got boots I couldn’t wait for another one .... keep them coming
Sana Bensinner messicans got on boots
fuaad S am French. English is not my language
You should also watch his story about Mitchell
James Woolley ok thanks let me look for it
Mescan's got on boots
That part about the grass..It's amazing how mushrooms can give you an empathy towards nature.
That’s how I know he was telling the truth
Always show noobs grass dancing, for sure
I was going to say the same about the grass too! The amount of empathy and grief he experienced just from seeing the lawnmower made me wonder if his stance on lawns changed ever since that experience. 😄
My first trip on shrooms, I laid in a field of grass and the grass and trees were beautiful and I thought they were breathing with me 😂 I was one with nature though and it was incredible ❤
Hope Ali makes it big. He's one of the funniest comedians out now.
Bruh you hungry
Naww I just ate some mushroom chips I'm good💀💀💀
LMAO, I hurting!
“I decided I’m going to swim 🏊♂️ to my room” Lmao 🤣
I lost it when he said, "THE MUSHROOMS. THEY TAKING OFF MY BLACK"
I was wheezing so hard I lost my breath and almost passed out😂
..... Nobody is paying attention to the fact that after *Billy* purchased his chicken, it took him *15 minutes* before Ali would let Billy back in his *own car!* ..... Lmaoooooo 😂 hahahaha!!
I was thinking that same thing lol
Like Donterio said Billy put a bunch of egg yolks in his head every morning.
His fault he parked by some quicksand.
@@w1lDstYLe
Lol! 😁
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10:45 When he was doing the "Lawn mower cutting grass" part he gave my high ass Dave Chappelle vibe for a moment there 😆
"I said Heyyy junkie..." That part had me rollin. He knew his momma been through some thangs. Hahaha
Ohh thank you for this comment I was wondering wtf he was talking about
Someone gave me a big bag of mushrooms one time. I had never had them before, we were at a party. I ate them all, not knowing what else I was supposed to do, then I went about my night. About half an hour later, I started seeing the flashes he was talking about. I went into a bedroom and found this coffeetable book of Van Gogh paintings. I decided I had to pee so I took the book into the bathroom. I sat down because it was just too much work to pee standing up.
About 5 hours later someone found me in the bathroom, my friends had been looking for me for the whole time. They had called the police because they thought I wandered off somewhere. I swear on my mom it felt like I was sitting on that toilet for no longer than 10 minutes. Those paintings were talking to me, though
What did they say?
@@gatordragon8824 I’m invested at this point, I want to know what did the paintings said too lol
I heard his paintings have that effect while on the mush lol
Come back. We need to hear what his paintings said. I only recently heard that he wasn't "famous" ever when he was alive, so it'd be interesting to know.
Bro take shrooms and go to the Van Gogh experience it’s his art moving on the walls I went high on shrooms and I had dreams about his art…it was so surreal.
I stopped this, put it on the big TV and restarted to watch with my husband. I laughed so hard!
This dude has quickly become one of my favorite stand ups.
Ari should’ve looked at him and been like “ALI, THIS AIN’T GONE BE GOOD!!!”
AHAHAHAHA
Nah he didn't tell that story yet he just did Mexican got on boots.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
this is advanced comedy
He is one of the funniest dudes I ever listened to hands down. Super underrated
Killig it for over two decades. Needs more exposure.
Seriously? He's been active for over 2 decades? And I only recently heard about him.
He's hilarious
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I was on shrooms once (never been after that)... I got into the apartment of a friends friend in shrooms and left while still in shrooms and to this day I have no concept at all how big the apartment was. Sometimes it felt really tiny with a huge TV... sometimes it felt like a damn bowling alley with the TV being far as hell.
I also remember staring at a mousepad that had a graphic of a cartoon sunflower on it... and it was swaying in the wind.
I put my hand on it, but it still kept swaying in the image... I saw it from between my fingers.
Crazy stuff. A very memorable trippy experience however.
Oh and when I went outside, the color were so vibrant and beautiful I just couldn't stop looking around like I was admiring the graphics of a videogame. I also kept touching plants and leaves etc. just out of pure curiosity.
It had a pretty relaxing vibe at that point and a nice appreciation of.. life in general.
It's all good and enjoyable, until the paranoia kicks in. And then you can get terrible anxiety, feel bad about all the wrong you've done in life, feel terrible about how you've treated your parents and the kind of person that you've been (if you've been living kind of not right, whatever that means to you and whatever your admirable/most important values are) ..... and so, it's not all fun and games. And that's why I stopped smoking weed too, it stopped feeling right. It doesn't feel right to me anymore. I think living life sober can be enjoyable too, if you're living right.
There's something so charismatic about him. When he's on, the story is over too soon.
Billy i got the Michael Jackson 😂😂😂
Having been in similar experiences with mushrooms before, this video game me horrible anxiety while laughing from start to finish.
Great story.
Ali Siddiq kills it every time, on TV & his LIVE shows. He's HILARIOUS!! 🤣
I clicked on this faster than Mitchell ran behind the gate.
musharrafdog hahaha right
Why’d Mitchell run? Messicans got on boots?
@@guyanaredbone5996 go check out his 2nd story
@@etiquette16 I think you missed the joke.
Lol lol lol dead
Dude made a lot of mushroom mistakes haha
I definitely did during my first time lol. Had no idea what I was getting into
That's how you learn! And it only gets better when you learn what to do....I learned I need to avoid mirrors lol
@@SinForTheSaint my first time I came home from work and decided I was bored so I opened the jar I had gotten the night before and threw a vague handful (later measured the difference, it was 4.3g) in my mouth. I learned.... oh I learned 😂
@@SinForTheSaint I like looking in the mirror see my body and face move and transform
“Should be over soon”…..mmm nah you still got 10 hours to go you’ve Max done 2 so far😂😂
Hes absolutely brilliant ❤ him been watching from yesterday everything i can find my new favourite comedian 😊
His presentation is unique. Anyone experienced in those edibles can certainly relate. Everyone is missin’ it that hasn’t
Brian Joyce - Is you Is...or Is you Ain't...
My first experience was crazy as hell. I took way too much and I thought I was gonna die lol.
MDMA -_- nah you can start with relatively heavy doses as long as you somewhat know what you’re getting into, my first shroom trip was over an eighth and my first acid trip was 600 ug
Lucas Reeser Larkin --heroic doses when available for sure. So I guess I IS?! Happy trails
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He is my favorite!!! Please have more of him !! I’ve been waiting!!!
He's our favorite now lol
Have me rooting for Toledo now lol
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I've seen this clip like 50 times and it kills me EVERY time!! Ali is AMAZING!!
*Mushrooms got on boots*
LMFAO YOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMFAO!!!
You gon need to go find CeCe for a knife
*THEY FINNA STAB ME*
Bastard! You beat me.
Ali Siddiq!!!!!!!!! #1 funniest story in the history of this show back for another round!
Nah, Joey Diaz takes number 1 but Ali is definitely second best.
I feel like neither of you have seen the cumin story
@@Mattropolis97 I have. Funny story. Not number one though
Theo Von's cocaine story is the GOAT
Mezicans got on boots
"Billyyyy, I gots the Michael Jackson" 😆
I love Ali man, his voice, his delivery, his stories.....pure gold!!
Ali is one of my favorites! He is an excellent storyteller. He deserves more recognition. I believe he's a top comedian in the comedy game.
Ali is a great story teller, both of his appearances on "This Is Not Happening" are classics. I love this show, best thing Comedy Central has done in years.
That guy laughing his ass of in the background is a shroom connoisseur 😂😂😂
"MA'AM. What are YOU doing in MY room?!"
😂😂😂😂😂
As soon as he said.."hey Billy" I was done!!!!!!!! Had to pause it.. I can't even finish this video right now.. this guy is amazing
😂😂😂 hey billy listen to me man, I was done lol 😂
@@unbiascowboy1537 bro.. 3yrs later and am still watchin this funny ass dude!!!!!!! I came back from the past to tell u go watch his comedy special "domino effect".. its on RUclips for free and I promise u.. ur done when u watch that bro!!!! U think this was funny?!?!?! Oh gaawwdddd u in trouble now family 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i watched this segment so many times and just now realized that he was with billy sorrels and this makes the whole story even funnier
Who is Billy Sorrels, Or what is Billy Sorrels?
"Hey ma'am, what are you *snap* doin in my room?" 😂😂😂
“Sir are you going to be okay”
“Ma,ma I’m going too 6”
Ok I get the joke, he thought “be okay” was a location 🤣🤣🤣
Damn I didn't get that until now.
@@RohanWallace Same, haha.
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Wow thank you, I didn't get that
That went over my head lmao
"...just before my flip turn, I get to my room" didn't get neeeearrrrly enough laughs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i am a vegetarian...
i eat mushrooms all the time, in pizza, in meatloaf....wait what? :D
Soybean meatloaf..... vegetarian pizza. 😂
@@jwdathefax377 Really makes the meat in meatloaf redundant in that case.
@@jimpickens4 meat can be a general term. in reality animal meat is flesh, vegetarian meat is veggies
@@aab6623 In reality I'm killing animals and I eat its remains and everything else is mere trickery. I don't trust 'vegetarian' meat.
@@jimpickens4 good for you. Crazy that you take pride in such a cowardly practice that is destroying the planet
"BILLY , BILLY I GOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON!"
😂😂💀💀
"WHATEVER LADY!" Lmaoooooooo
And then she told him to drink some milk, hell yeah x3
The pool on the 6th floor made me laugh so hard
"Hey MAM, what are YOU doing in MY room?..."
I'm 63 years old and I got 30 years in Chicago penitentiary everything you say is so real and thank you for letting people know that it's actually happen
This is the kind of story where I don't even care if it's made up. It's so fun
I don't think it is
With Ali, I don't think any of his stories are made up.
I almost tried to flush myself down the toilet when I did mushrooms. lol. I was in a bathroom that had 3 doors. I thought I just slightly turned but apparently I was doing a complete circle. I opened 3 doors and all 3 doors was the closest. So I stared at the toilet thinking I was in the guest entrance to the ministry of magic. 😂 Thankfully the guy I was dating popped in one of the doors before I actually tried to get in. The second time was absolute hell. The guy I was dating was just staring at a picture and crying. I was convinced the painting stole his soul. Hours pass before my best friend came and took down all of the paintings in the house to get me to calm down.
How was your introspective mirror experience?
I see I'm not the only one been waiting for Ali. lol
You can tell who does/have done shroomin before. They laughing loud af 😂😂 cause so am I 😂😂😂🤦🏼♀️
😂Now we need Billy's perspective of the story😂
Lord Trill agreed 😂🤣😂
Lord Trill for real
Hell yeah
Plot twist, it's Billy Burr.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This one had me legit dead when he saw the makeup on the towel 🤣🤣🤣
lol me too
This guy really made me laugh. One of the better story tellers.
I GOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON, BILLY
😁 😂
It took me a second to process that he actually meant, the city took the picture of him. 😂That is the single most hilarious thing I've heard all year.
I literally have tears rolling down my face😂😂😂😂
You can tell he’s from Texas when he said “Pimp C died in a hotel room in California!”
Pimpin Chad
Yep. Definitely from Texas. He said "cut on the light" we never say "turn on the light"
RIP Pimp C.
Pimp C died in a hotel right around the corner from where he was
Aww don't remind me.
I'm a PIMP not a SIMP..... #RipPIMPC
😂😂😂 I've never clicked faster I love Ali
Why is it that when he’s telling his stories I feel like I’m right there? Great talent.
Just discovered him yesterday, been binge watching since then
This dude is a legend in my eyes the way he tells a story is amazing
I needed this! I've been high for 5 hours and trying to come down and I have about a sip of milk left!
Was about to study for an exam, but we all know Ali is more important
I'm a simple man. I see Ali-I click "Like". My mans is the best!
One of the best storyteller comedians I know. I love this man!
I absolutely love his comedy😍😍😍
Nae West me too but this was BAD!!!
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He always delivers the funny! He gives the perfect blend of storytelling and comedy! 😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
Just this afternoon I was reminiscing for the first time in many years about the old days and tripping. O my lord the funky things that happen, I'd just not though of for so very long. And now, 15 hours later.... This !
Both times the kind of ab-wrenching breath-grabbing laughs known only to those who "partook". And these ridiculous and joyful laughs - - they are truly a mitzvoh. Thank you so for this fabulously delivered tale 🏇
This man is great at putting you in the scene, as if you’re watching it unfold in person; fantastic 🤣🤣💯
so captivating
He’s the funniest guy ever I dead love all his stories!
Gorgeous lady... Was gonna comment on Ali but haven’t gotten my breath back yet... Straight tooken....
Hopefully it doesn't come back bro .... lame ass comment lol
You just like that his name is Ali. 😆
"ooh mushroom chips, never had them before" 😂
😂😂😂
His storytelling skills are top notch! 😆