Ali Siddiq ‐ The Trip: Downing a Bag of Mushrooms - This Is Not Happening

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2019
  • Ali Siddiq accidentally downs a bag of psychedelic mushrooms and freaks out on the way to his hotel room. (Contains strong language.)
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  • @standup
    @standup  4 года назад +322

    Looking for more This Is Not Happening? Check out comedians’ wildest drug stories here: ruclips.net/p/PLD7nPL1U-R5pl-EsIsmgZTuS0t3Tm6EV8

    • @coolbananalol1334
      @coolbananalol1334 4 года назад +7

      @@Arizona_Raven well that's weird..

    • @cedarpoplar7443
      @cedarpoplar7443 4 года назад +4

      Mushrooms. L SD. ...🤨😂. You do not want to f@#k with them. Especially if is 'your first time'. You'll be seeing the walls around you melt down. Your pee pee will become a stussy. And, you'll tink you're a woman before you know it. DON'T,. Do Not Do It... It's a hard ride

    • @thequarantinechronicleswit9963
      @thequarantinechronicleswit9963 4 года назад +1

      🤣😂🤣 ruclips.net/video/VYxiOuoCPO0/видео.html

    • @createyourownheaven
      @createyourownheaven 3 года назад +1

      @@coolbananalol1334 qq

    • @ded5630
      @ded5630 3 года назад

      Yea

  • @RantTherapist
    @RantTherapist 5 лет назад +12342

    Ari could've traumatized him if he whispered on the phone, "The mushrooms got on boots."
    LMFAO!!

    • @JoseGranny
      @JoseGranny 5 лет назад +535

      "This CC. The mushrooms got on boots!" 🤣 😅 I just heard that one today.

    • @TTHeavensent
      @TTHeavensent 5 лет назад +38

      😭

    • @starisesun7692
      @starisesun7692 5 лет назад +51

      Omg 😂😂🤣🤣🤣Too funny 😂

    • @howardwayne8288
      @howardwayne8288 4 года назад +171

      He would've IMMEDIATELY started looking for a 🔪!!!!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @irfaankathrada499
      @irfaankathrada499 4 года назад +104

      😂😂🤣😂 Man finna start looking for some kitchen knives 🔪😂

  • @ozziethebunny
    @ozziethebunny 5 лет назад +9420

    You can tell he is getting more comfortable because he is working all three sides of the stage. I really want this brother to win.

    • @RantTherapist
      @RantTherapist 5 лет назад +242

      I just discovered him and I already freaking love him so much. He's talented, no doubt.

    • @briestoll9329
      @briestoll9329 5 лет назад +142

      He's living in a gated community in Houston now so he's getting up there...

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot 4 года назад +47

      I definitely think he is winning as I watch this :D LOL, the body language when he calls 'Billy' on the phone too!

    • @jeffreymartinez8028
      @jeffreymartinez8028 4 года назад +24

      He's just so damn funny.

    • @deebrown4877
      @deebrown4877 4 года назад +10

      Me too!! The brotha is so talented, I have seen other videos from him for months now. So damn hilarious!

  • @indiashante1560
    @indiashante1560 4 года назад +725

    Ali: "Billy! Hurry up! Someone's trying to take me!"
    Billy: "It is me!"
    Ali: "Who is me?"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RobertDavid-fn3qo
    @RobertDavid-fn3qo Год назад +465

    I've been addicted to heroin for 11 years, after trying out psilocybin treatment I will be 2 years clean

    • @LynneStoner
      @LynneStoner Год назад

      I would love to try them, does anyone know where I can source them?

    • @ObinnaHarris
      @ObinnaHarris Год назад

      ​@@AngelinaEvelynIs he on insta?

    • @JosephRichard-zo6wf
      @JosephRichard-zo6wf Год назад

      ​@@ObinnaHarris 0:01 Of course, dr.johnsonshroom.

    • @EthanMichael-ld4yr
      @EthanMichael-ld4yr Год назад

      dr.johnsonshroom has been my supplier for over a year now. No problem.

    • @Iconic_moment
      @Iconic_moment Год назад +1

      ​@Finn Murphy Asides the health benefit, the trips are awesome

  • @SlapChop1000
    @SlapChop1000 5 лет назад +4713

    He says "so I'm sitting there and the city takes a picture of me"..lmao

    • @starisesun7692
      @starisesun7692 5 лет назад +10

      😭

    • @haroldcanfly
      @haroldcanfly 4 года назад +78

      That’s some shit that’d really happen when you trippin 😂

    • @devinthunder5907
      @devinthunder5907 4 года назад +24

      Fr it's like having strobe lights behind your eyes 😅

    • @michaelfries7969
      @michaelfries7969 4 года назад +5

      Boom boommm. Whaattt? That shit was funny af!!

    • @brandonmiller5394
      @brandonmiller5394 4 года назад +17

      SoulSoldPapi Bih
      That and the carpet will crawl and flow. The walls flex to the beat. If you pan the room you get mad streamers.

  • @RantTherapist
    @RantTherapist 5 лет назад +6377

    It's a crime that this talented man doesn't have more comedy out. The way he tells stories is so captivating. Comedians like this are a rare breed.

    • @scorpiolove1679
      @scorpiolove1679 4 года назад +62

      Great news!...he just released a new album the other day!

    • @snakyjones1216
      @snakyjones1216 4 года назад +25

      Rant Therapist fr Netflix gave Adam Devine special and not him lol 😂 atrocity

    • @Victor-fp2hn
      @Victor-fp2hn 4 года назад +1

      psychotic kittykat ok weirdo

    • @jjup001
      @jjup001 4 года назад +35

      Literally have watched all of his segments a hundred times. He is absolutely fantastic. His delivery is perfection.

    • @Arian.Augustin
      @Arian.Augustin 4 года назад +2

      Jaclyn Upchurch Yes 🙌🏼🙌🏼

  • @TGF25
    @TGF25 4 года назад +1216

    He ate an entire bag of mushrooms & said "They needed some salt but they was alright" WOW!!! 😂😂😂

    • @Bigbilly-ms9bn
      @Bigbilly-ms9bn 3 года назад +33

      Yeah, I can't stand the taste. I lemon tek.

    • @Skelly_22_
      @Skelly_22_ 2 года назад +9

      First thing I thought of 😂😂

    • @sweetpotatofries99
      @sweetpotatofries99 Год назад +20

      They taste like mulch, but not bad with some bacon bits

    • @Gia.325
      @Gia.325 Год назад +4

      I had to wash them down with a lot of water. They were like dehydrated when I tried some.

    • @thlessil5561
      @thlessil5561 Год назад +10

      My advice is to powder them and then take them by the spoonful with a chaser. I like OJ.

  • @AFTALonzo
    @AFTALonzo 3 года назад +1254

    he’s lucky that elevator didn’t have mirrors inside he might never got out 😹

    • @hyroglyph1671
      @hyroglyph1671 3 года назад +6

      😅😅😅

    • @JoseMartinez-zr4xp
      @JoseMartinez-zr4xp 3 года назад +29

      Haha 😂😂 you just stand there and look into your own eyes but it feels like you and the reflection are two different people.

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 года назад +2

      @@hyroglyph1671 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ruclips.net/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/видео.html

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 3 года назад +22

      Real talk! Getting stuck in the mirror always took up time during our party nights

    • @tristinjones2
      @tristinjones2 2 года назад +1

      The 1st time i did shrooms i couldnt stop lookin in the mirror for some reason lmao

  • @jazsminrose6722
    @jazsminrose6722 5 лет назад +4452

    “Mexican’s got on boots” will forever be my favorite segment! This man is so funny 😂

    • @weirdscience8341
      @weirdscience8341 4 года назад +81

      Cee cee were you at

    • @monisworld775
      @monisworld775 4 года назад +23

      Mexicans got boots on! about took me out!😂😂😂😂

    • @naydorsey1398
      @naydorsey1398 4 года назад +4

      Jazsmin Rose Yesss😂

    • @mariodwir
      @mariodwir 4 года назад +17

      The mushrooms got on boots

    • @GadgetMsGadget
      @GadgetMsGadget 4 года назад +3

      Captain MufDyven I read your story at the 2-week mark, and was only the 3rd person to like it. Yours is bound to reach the 2K mark IMHO. I've GOT TO share your story with with many of my friends now. #OneOfThoseGoldenSuperFunnyMomentsInOnesLife

  • @rhesareeves5
    @rhesareeves5 5 лет назад +3910

    When he said he ate the whole bag I let out a soft....gentle "NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!"

    • @nink121
      @nink121 5 лет назад +25

      Rhesa Reeves Me too!!😆😆

    • @lognfrdy
      @lognfrdy 5 лет назад +21

      Dude same lmao

    • @cheesetheoriginalmres7727
      @cheesetheoriginalmres7727 5 лет назад +5

      Saame 😂

    • @yaeyae7238
      @yaeyae7238 5 лет назад +34

      I knew it was bad from there lol

    • @OGPEEPSYT
      @OGPEEPSYT 5 лет назад +93

      I ate the whole bag once. Had 4 grams and about 2 gallons of orange juice. Had a nightmare for About 12 hours straight....😳😫

  • @jimwoodman8101
    @jimwoodman8101 Месяц назад +182

    I have been mostly sad but after taking shrooms few months ago, l feel much happier and highly motivated and my ADHD gone , lost a ton of anxiousness and had a few epiphanies about how I should live my life. I decided to buy an ounce for backup, but haven’t yet felt the need to take any more since then.

    • @barbaraingram1045
      @barbaraingram1045 Месяц назад

      I have autism, I was diagnosed with it when I was 15. I took shrooms and it made me function so much better.

    • @bernardoscott4964
      @bernardoscott4964 Месяц назад

      Eek I’m autistic and might wanna try mushrooms. Do you have a reliable source?

    • @barbaraingram1045
      @barbaraingram1045 Месяц назад

      Yeah doc.brenttt is your guy. Man is exceptional with anything psychedelics.

    • @JessyLives
      @JessyLives Месяц назад

      Can he be reached on IG?

    • @barbaraingram1045
      @barbaraingram1045 Месяц назад

      Yes doc.Brenttt

  • @KodiBrown
    @KodiBrown 3 года назад +1790

    Ari needs to stop drugging people 😂😂

    • @timhitt9541
      @timhitt9541 3 года назад +8

      who IS Ari?

    • @loganryan1317
      @loganryan1317 3 года назад +12

      Ari is awesome lol

    • @sparklywastaken1426
      @sparklywastaken1426 3 года назад +10

      Well He DOES stand for mayhem...

    • @DeathxCap
      @DeathxCap 3 года назад +30

      I had a friend who did the same thing. But i gotta admit as fucked up as it was they are definitely the most memorable times of my life lol.

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb 3 года назад +36

      @Jackson Harris he drugged him in front of his family, too. ari’s a rat-faced prick

  • @cuzidodgebullets6797
    @cuzidodgebullets6797 5 лет назад +5971

    I honestly don't care if ANY of this actually happened. His story telling ability makes it worth the watch.

    • @darrellscott8939
      @darrellscott8939 5 лет назад +311

      You obviously haven't done mushrooms.

    • @dariusmurphy4634
      @dariusmurphy4634 5 лет назад +350

      He described it soo perfectly

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko 5 лет назад +34

      @@dariusmurphy4634 it was fake for sure

    • @Phethario
      @Phethario 5 лет назад +221

      @@EI_Greko I don't think so, it's was a perfect description of how mushrooms works

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko 5 лет назад +12

      @@Phethario Not everytbing

  • @j.d.1001
    @j.d.1001 5 лет назад +2641

    "Well you ain't got nothin' to worry about cuz you ain't famous!"
    *"Whatever lady!!"*
    😂😂😂

  • @SusanaGomez-mp8sk
    @SusanaGomez-mp8sk 11 месяцев назад +228

    Psilocybin containing mushroom saved my life. Never had a bad trip.

    • @laurj09
      @laurj09 11 месяцев назад

      I've been looking to try shrooms, anyone knows where can I acquire some? I will so much appreciate.

    • @rosemary8305
      @rosemary8305 11 месяцев назад

      Yes mate! I'm very sure of Dr.benshrooms. Shroom microdosing help me overcome my life long addiction to cigarettes and alcohol.

    • @DonnHowes
      @DonnHowes 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yes.2020 I battled with so much depression, anxiety and excessive alcohol use after i lost my dad. Not until I came across Dr.benshrooms he saved my life

    • @Bastianbishops
      @Bastianbishops 11 месяцев назад

      Can I find him on insta? How do I reach out 🙏

    • @gefferystones2814
      @gefferystones2814 11 месяцев назад

      Sure!.he's Dr.benshrooms.

  • @AnimalLover101195
    @AnimalLover101195 5 лет назад +883

    "BILLY I GOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON!"
    I just about died!

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 года назад

      @Dien M I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ruclips.net/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/видео.html

  • @j.d.1001
    @j.d.1001 5 лет назад +901

    "Hurry up. Someone is trying to take me!"
    "It is me!"

  • @ashtonsgotsauce9981
    @ashtonsgotsauce9981 4 года назад +200

    You can tell he’s from Texas when he said “Pimp C died in a hotel room in California!”

    • @nupeygirl09
      @nupeygirl09 4 года назад +1

      Pimpin Chad

    • @23rdcenturyhobbit
      @23rdcenturyhobbit 4 года назад +13

      Yep. Definitely from Texas. He said "cut on the light" we never say "turn on the light"
      RIP Pimp C.

    • @philiphenderson1720
      @philiphenderson1720 3 года назад +1

      Pimp C died in a hotel right around the corner from where he was

    • @thej3799
      @thej3799 2 года назад

      Aww don't remind me.

    • @katrinamiddleton6582
      @katrinamiddleton6582 2 года назад +1

      I'm a PIMP not a SIMP..... #RipPIMPC

  • @czcrossman
    @czcrossman 10 месяцев назад +24

    Ali’s “This Is Not Happening” performances are all so legendary & memorable. He only gets better and better lol

  • @jordanmatthews3123
    @jordanmatthews3123 4 года назад +889

    "WHAT KIND OF ESTABLISHMENT PUTS A POOL ON THE SIXTH FLOOR!"

  • @expatsinpakistan1598
    @expatsinpakistan1598 5 лет назад +2340

    I saw Ali Siqqiq and clicked so fast! This dude is a legend!

    • @devincognito8932
      @devincognito8932 5 лет назад +16

      Same bruh. I been searching the depths of the internet for his stand up

    • @expatsinpakistan1598
      @expatsinpakistan1598 5 лет назад +8

      @@devincognito8932 Right? Give this man a special!

    • @standup
      @standup  5 лет назад +31

      @@expatsinpakistan1598 We completely agree, so we did! Here’s a clip from his special, It’s Bigger Than These Bars: ruclips.net/video/-gjTmK5K3qs/видео.html

    • @expatsinpakistan1598
      @expatsinpakistan1598 5 лет назад +5

      @@standup That's awesome! This guy's the next big thing!

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 5 лет назад +3

      bruh hes like a K heart baby. truly not that good.

  • @latonejean3020
    @latonejean3020 Год назад +9

    I’m hollering 😂😂😂 “Hey ma’am what are you doing in my room…this is the elevator “.

    • @isaiahmajam4614
      @isaiahmajam4614 Год назад

      I bought mine from online store….

    • @isaiahmajam4614
      @isaiahmajam4614 Год назад

      I got my dmt, lsd, mushroom, and other psychedelic products from a store online

  • @santinomireles3790
    @santinomireles3790 2 года назад +35

    Hope Ali makes it big. He's one of the funniest comedians out now.

  • @hispanicpanic8408
    @hispanicpanic8408 5 лет назад +1226

    His story telling ability is straight crack. I'm hooked.

  • @jasonroberts1122
    @jasonroberts1122 5 лет назад +1280

    Ari grabs Ali's head and says "mitchell....this not gon be good"

    • @jdillard36
      @jdillard36 4 года назад +6

      🤣😂🤣

    • @uncommonname7688
      @uncommonname7688 4 года назад +3

      lmao

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 года назад

      @@jdillard36 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ruclips.net/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/видео.html

  • @joesr31
    @joesr31 4 года назад +28

    Just discovered him yesterday, been binge watching since then

  • @All-Hail-Gayle
    @All-Hail-Gayle 4 года назад +70

    There's something so charismatic about him. When he's on, the story is over too soon.

  • @justpriscilla7635
    @justpriscilla7635 4 года назад +1355

    Bruh you hungry
    Naww I just ate some mushroom chips I'm good💀💀💀

  • @frankblack3959
    @frankblack3959 5 лет назад +711

    Last time I took mushrooms I sat in my room, on my bed, wrapped in my blanket and watched
    'Big Hero 6". I remember laughing and crying and then staring out the window at nature as the sun came up. all in all a good night

    • @susieballard4957
      @susieballard4957 4 года назад +21

      By the way mushrooms and Hydro/Green are two of the most natural drugs.
      Meaning it is the only two that I will do. But FUCKZ They are hard to find. It has been a good 12 to 15 years since I've had any mushrooms.

    • @datNERO17
      @datNERO17 4 года назад +6

      @@susieballard4957 You can grow a hundred gram in 2 weeks at home for cheap. Easy, super fun and SO rewarding.

    • @tyronebowannie4488
      @tyronebowannie4488 4 года назад +3

      @@datNERO17 Soooo... How would one do so?

    • @Viene11Biene
      @Viene11Biene 4 года назад +2

      @@tyronebowannie4488 you can order the kit online

    • @thevbyz1192
      @thevbyz1192 4 года назад +1

      Wea

  • @Burmitus
    @Burmitus 2 года назад +5

    10:45 When he was doing the "Lawn mower cutting grass" part he gave my high ass Dave Chappelle vibe for a moment there 😆

  • @harperbrandon8473
    @harperbrandon8473 2 года назад +35

    I live 40 minutes from Oakland, yet can't find a source to buy psilocybin(mushroom). Anyone have any ideas?

  • @thetravelinsagittarian1316
    @thetravelinsagittarian1316 4 года назад +604

    ..... Nobody is paying attention to the fact that after *Billy* purchased his chicken, it took him *15 minutes* before Ali would let Billy back in his *own car!* ..... Lmaoooooo 😂 hahahaha!!

    • @ThatGuyEclipz330
      @ThatGuyEclipz330 4 года назад +13

      I was thinking that same thing lol

    • @LukaDonesnitch
      @LukaDonesnitch 4 года назад +12

      Like Donterio said Billy put a bunch of egg yolks in his head every morning.

    • @w1lDstYLe
      @w1lDstYLe 4 года назад +49

      His fault he parked by some quicksand.

    • @thetravelinsagittarian1316
      @thetravelinsagittarian1316 3 года назад +5

      @@w1lDstYLe
      Lol! 😁

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 года назад

      @@w1lDstYLe I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ruclips.net/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/видео.html

  • @jeff.m.m
    @jeff.m.m 5 лет назад +1373

    Been waiting on Ali for a minute. Dude legit!!

    • @steefan2248
      @steefan2248 5 лет назад +5

      He's already a naturally funny guy and still has a lot of potential.

    • @joshgibson9732
      @joshgibson9732 5 лет назад +4

      Any story with Psilocybin mushrooms tend to be pretty exciting, it's even more awesome to hear about Ali's experience with such a wonderful, mysterious drug.

    • @laugh_til_ithurts
      @laugh_til_ithurts 5 лет назад +1

      Yessss man I need him to do a new special!

    • @SolaceCaelus
      @SolaceCaelus 5 лет назад

      We all been waiting and anticipating

    • @abstractaccuracy8570
      @abstractaccuracy8570 5 лет назад

      @@joshgibson9732 u have other videos like this?

  • @jbeta4948
    @jbeta4948 3 года назад +6

    I stopped this, put it on the big TV and restarted to watch with my husband. I laughed so hard!

  • @Sarah-eo9kz
    @Sarah-eo9kz 4 года назад +108

    Him on mushrooms is like Andres grandma. If you know, you know

    • @NeonAnt
      @NeonAnt 4 года назад +16

      ANDRE!! THERE'S A HELICOPTER IN THE KITCHEN

    • @tourem.harris3135
      @tourem.harris3135 4 года назад +2

      You’re goated 🐐

    • @elizahhoward3923
      @elizahhoward3923 4 года назад

      Wym? I’m curious

    • @asonga5410
      @asonga5410 3 года назад +5

      @@elizahhoward3923 In the Nickelodeon show "Victorious", one of the main recurring characters, Andre, had a grandma that was always wildin and crazy.

    • @elizahhoward3923
      @elizahhoward3923 3 года назад

      Ooh I was a little to old for victorious thanks for explaining

  • @j.d.1001
    @j.d.1001 5 лет назад +1117

    "I'm in quicksand, not goin' anywhere!" 😂

  • @bensinneruggamer
    @bensinneruggamer 5 лет назад +2596

    After Mexico’s got boots I couldn’t wait for another one .... keep them coming

    • @SVNT0
      @SVNT0 5 лет назад +76

      Sana Bensinner messicans got on boots

    • @bensinneruggamer
      @bensinneruggamer 5 лет назад +15

      fuaad S am French. English is not my language

    • @jameswoolley1243
      @jameswoolley1243 5 лет назад +36

      You should also watch his story about Mitchell

    • @bensinneruggamer
      @bensinneruggamer 5 лет назад +3

      James Woolley ok thanks let me look for it

    • @dylanmonroe8797
      @dylanmonroe8797 5 лет назад +22

      Mescan's got on boots

  • @Ms.LadyC_1974
    @Ms.LadyC_1974 11 месяцев назад +8

    Ali Siddiq kills it every time, on TV & his LIVE shows. He's HILARIOUS!! 🤣

  • @barbuwa7190
    @barbuwa7190 Год назад +4

    He's one of the funniest comedians I've ever heard.
    This is a major talent.
    Why doesn't he have more specials?
    Please I need more Ali!
    He tells story's and I feel like I'm there witnessing what he's talking about..
    Keep it up Ali.🤩😅

  • @bernardwallace435
    @bernardwallace435 5 лет назад +550

    Even though ive heard Ali say "i dont want a netflix special, i want comedy central," i think he *needs* one so all the folks who are unfamiliar with him can see(and laugh) at his brilliance.
    Good to see him stayin busy cause hes one of my favorite(top 10) comics of the past 20yrs....

    • @moeboogie3223
      @moeboogie3223 5 лет назад +1

      Lol let's keep @him maybe he'll give and do it lmao

    • @JungleCrook
      @JungleCrook 5 лет назад

      Netflix ded comp

    • @tyleratchley8669
      @tyleratchley8669 5 лет назад

      Guess I've been living under a rock! I think this is the first time I've seen this guy. He's good! I'm a fan now! And I've done the shrooms many times!

    • @thrasher2094
      @thrasher2094 5 лет назад

      Yeah he would blow up if he had his own show. By the 3rd season it would be a huge show

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 года назад

      @@thrasher2094 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ruclips.net/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/видео.html

  • @rannnalynn
    @rannnalynn 4 года назад +229

    "MA'AM. What are YOU doing in MY room?!"

    • @jagirl281
      @jagirl281 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @felizardolim7053
    @felizardolim7053 4 года назад +12

    That guy laughing his ass of in the background is a shroom connoisseur 😂😂😂

  • @reneebrady8389
    @reneebrady8389 3 года назад +23

    I've seen this clip like 50 times and it kills me EVERY time!! Ali is AMAZING!!

  • @lemonadewithsnacks3733
    @lemonadewithsnacks3733 5 лет назад +333

    Billy i got the Michael Jackson 😂😂😂

  • @musharrafdog
    @musharrafdog 5 лет назад +1521

    I clicked on this faster than Mitchell ran behind the gate.

    • @jerbro88
      @jerbro88 5 лет назад +5

      musharrafdog hahaha right

    • @guyanaredbone5996
      @guyanaredbone5996 5 лет назад +28

      Why’d Mitchell run? Messicans got on boots?

    • @etiquette16
      @etiquette16 5 лет назад

      @@guyanaredbone5996 go check out his 2nd story

    • @SomeOne-ex7hk
      @SomeOne-ex7hk 5 лет назад +15

      @@etiquette16 I think you missed the joke.

    • @vharwood5643
      @vharwood5643 5 лет назад

      Lol lol lol dead

  • @user-hm9uq8gk5x
    @user-hm9uq8gk5x 3 года назад +75

    This is the kind of story where I don't even care if it's made up. It's so fun

  • @justano
    @justano 4 месяца назад +3

    Why is it that when he’s telling his stories I feel like I’m right there? Great talent.

  • @jakedillingham3319
    @jakedillingham3319 5 лет назад +762

    Ari should’ve looked at him and been like “ALI, THIS AIN’T GONE BE GOOD!!!”

  • @jobla7124
    @jobla7124 5 лет назад +141

    That part about the grass..It's amazing how mushrooms can give you an empathy towards nature.

    • @claytonmaddrey6950
      @claytonmaddrey6950 Год назад +9

      That’s how I know he was telling the truth

    • @corkyvanderhaven3391
      @corkyvanderhaven3391 Год назад +1

      Always show noobs grass dancing, for sure

    • @IanTranSend
      @IanTranSend 10 месяцев назад +1

      I was going to say the same about the grass too! The amount of empathy and grief he experienced just from seeing the lawnmower made me wonder if his stance on lawns changed ever since that experience. 😄

  • @leahsworld5972
    @leahsworld5972 Год назад +3

    He is one of the funniest dudes I ever listened to hands down. Super underrated

  • @danielbrown1724
    @danielbrown1724 4 года назад +17

    "Billyyyy, I gots the Michael Jackson" 😆
    I love Ali man, his voice, his delivery, his stories.....pure gold!!

  • @infiniteh976
    @infiniteh976 4 года назад +526

    “Sir are you going to be okay”
    “Ma,ma I’m going too 6”
    Ok I get the joke, he thought “be okay” was a location 🤣🤣🤣

  • @1Bena_SL
    @1Bena_SL 5 лет назад +1240

    *Mushrooms got on boots*

  • @FriedFreya
    @FriedFreya 3 года назад +5

    "WHATEVER LADY!" Lmaoooooooo
    And then she told him to drink some milk, hell yeah x3

  • @OCAnnaMaria
    @OCAnnaMaria 3 года назад +9

    i watched this segment so many times and just now realized that he was with billy sorrels and this makes the whole story even funnier

    • @dennisnewby7706
      @dennisnewby7706 8 месяцев назад

      Who is Billy Sorrels, Or what is Billy Sorrels?

  • @jaidenwilson82
    @jaidenwilson82 4 года назад +284

    I lost it when he said, "THE MUSHROOMS. THEY TAKING OFF MY BLACK"
    I was wheezing so hard I lost my breath and almost passed out😂

  • @lordtrill7731
    @lordtrill7731 5 лет назад +732

    😂Now we need Billy's perspective of the story😂

  • @gtaopman6678
    @gtaopman6678 2 года назад +25

    This guy really made me laugh. One of the better story tellers.

  • @Shin-Blade
    @Shin-Blade 3 года назад

    Sketch & Sound animated this bit as well!
    Link: ruclips.net/video/kbvgWla0n40/видео.html

  • @brianoshea1178
    @brianoshea1178 5 лет назад +639

    one of the best descriptions of tripping I've heard, could imagine myself going through all the those same thoughts, and gone through the experience of being in a elevator myself while, and it's fucking intense, I was splayed with my back against the wall, arms outstretched grasping the walls at what I can only imagine were at ridiculous angles............and after a few minutes realized I hadn't even pressed the button, I'd just been imagining it was moving and that it was a really long way up

    • @RantTherapist
      @RantTherapist 5 лет назад +32

      looool, arms outstretched like an evangelist. I imagined that and it cracked me up!

    • @sunnyedaize1262
      @sunnyedaize1262 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Pataganja
      @Pataganja 4 года назад +5

      Nah. This guy clearly never ate shrooms in his life. Idk what kinda psychs your taking lol

    • @daemonspade8316
      @daemonspade8316 4 года назад +7

      @@Pataganja Why? I know at least one dude with one of the experiences he said in this story. The only thing that I haven't heard is the part where he looked at the mirror and both sides of his face looked different.

    • @Shun-vr1bw
      @Shun-vr1bw 4 года назад +3

      Pataganja i mean he did say he ate the whole bag 💯🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @jerkfudgewater147
    @jerkfudgewater147 5 лет назад +416

    They need to show this in airports and hospitals because it always makes me smile no matter what’s going wrong

    • @YuckyRory
      @YuckyRory 5 лет назад +6

      In the airport watching can confirm

    • @tretucker8004
      @tretucker8004 4 года назад +15

      The hell u sad at the airport for? Lol

    • @osielrodriguez785
      @osielrodriguez785 4 года назад +6

      Tre Tucker Visiting people you love then having to leave?

    • @tretucker8004
      @tretucker8004 4 года назад +2

      @@osielrodriguez785 oh yeah lol

    • @boot6938
      @boot6938 Год назад

      @@tretucker8004 😂

  • @Erika-kw7ur
    @Erika-kw7ur 11 месяцев назад +2

    This man is literally my new favorite comedian I cannot get enough

  • @zoransimovic6416
    @zoransimovic6416 2 года назад +2

    One of the best storyteller comedians I know. I love this man!

  • @Rigde345
    @Rigde345 4 года назад +117

    “I decided I’m going to swim 🏊‍♂️ to my room” Lmao 🤣

  • @bopatzable
    @bopatzable 5 лет назад +1243

    i am a vegetarian...
    i eat mushrooms all the time, in pizza, in meatloaf....wait what? :D

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 5 лет назад +103

      Soybean meatloaf..... vegetarian pizza. 😂

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 4 года назад +25

      @@jwdathefax377 Really makes the meat in meatloaf redundant in that case.

    • @aab6623
      @aab6623 4 года назад +38

      @@jimpickens4 meat can be a general term. in reality animal meat is flesh, vegetarian meat is veggies

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 4 года назад +12

      @@aab6623 In reality I'm killing animals and I eat its remains and everything else is mere trickery. I don't trust 'vegetarian' meat.

    • @aab6623
      @aab6623 4 года назад +29

      @@jimpickens4 good for you. Crazy that you take pride in such a cowardly practice that is destroying the planet

  • @DJSkyrockit
    @DJSkyrockit 6 месяцев назад +2

    He’s got my vote to host the next season

    • @realtalk6195
      @realtalk6195 4 месяца назад

      They need to bring back the show first. Comedy Central barely doing stand-up nowadays ever since the pandemic.

  • @abelgutierrez1590
    @abelgutierrez1590 9 месяцев назад +1

    Dudes an awesome story teller

  • @MrFrost-wn7dy
    @MrFrost-wn7dy 5 лет назад +138

    "Hey MAM, what are YOU doing in MY room?..."

  • @billloman3151
    @billloman3151 4 года назад +365

    Someone gave me a big bag of mushrooms one time. I had never had them before, we were at a party. I ate them all, not knowing what else I was supposed to do, then I went about my night. About half an hour later, I started seeing the flashes he was talking about. I went into a bedroom and found this coffeetable book of Van Gogh paintings. I decided I had to pee so I took the book into the bathroom. I sat down because it was just too much work to pee standing up.
    About 5 hours later someone found me in the bathroom, my friends had been looking for me for the whole time. They had called the police because they thought I wandered off somewhere. I swear on my mom it felt like I was sitting on that toilet for no longer than 10 minutes. Those paintings were talking to me, though

    • @gatordragon8824
      @gatordragon8824 2 года назад +27

      What did they say?

    • @eternalgamers10
      @eternalgamers10 2 года назад +38

      @@gatordragon8824 I’m invested at this point, I want to know what did the paintings said too lol

    • @KristoferBurns
      @KristoferBurns Год назад +5

      I heard his paintings have that effect while on the mush lol

    • @wombatcube
      @wombatcube Год назад +8

      Come back. We need to hear what his paintings said. I only recently heard that he wasn't "famous" ever when he was alive, so it'd be interesting to know.

    • @KristoferBurns
      @KristoferBurns Год назад +8

      Bro take shrooms and go to the Van Gogh experience it’s his art moving on the walls I went high on shrooms and I had dreams about his art…it was so surreal.

  • @KlarraDaniele
    @KlarraDaniele 4 года назад +5

    I never knew of Ali before this series and I'm so Greatful, he is amazing!

  • @cherellerodriguez2946
    @cherellerodriguez2946 Год назад +1

    Ali's comedic style is everything...looooove THIS dude 💞

  • @joshuahales7551
    @joshuahales7551 5 лет назад +50

    "I said Heyyy junkie..." That part had me rollin. He knew his momma been through some thangs. Hahaha

    • @lightbright1840
      @lightbright1840 5 лет назад +3

      Ohh thank you for this comment I was wondering wtf he was talking about

  • @babyolivess767
    @babyolivess767 5 лет назад +94

    "BILLY , BILLY I GOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON!"
    😂😂💀💀

  • @jakeb.512
    @jakeb.512 4 года назад +10

    Im having acid trip flashbacks 😂

  • @davehock1976
    @davehock1976 3 года назад +2

    One of the few stand up comedians that can make me lol forreal when im watching his sets by myself

  • @TenThumbsProductions
    @TenThumbsProductions 5 лет назад +1260

    Dude made a lot of mushroom mistakes haha

    • @alastair7095
      @alastair7095 3 года назад +26

      I definitely did during my first time lol. Had no idea what I was getting into

    • @SinForTheSaint
      @SinForTheSaint 3 года назад +47

      That's how you learn! And it only gets better when you learn what to do....I learned I need to avoid mirrors lol

    • @alastair7095
      @alastair7095 3 года назад +23

      @@SinForTheSaint my first time I came home from work and decided I was bored so I opened the jar I had gotten the night before and threw a vague handful (later measured the difference, it was 4.3g) in my mouth. I learned.... oh I learned 😂

    • @kxdlxx787
      @kxdlxx787 3 года назад +16

      @@SinForTheSaint I like looking in the mirror see my body and face move and transform

    • @williambautista8929
      @williambautista8929 3 года назад +21

      “Should be over soon”…..mmm nah you still got 10 hours to go you’ve Max done 2 so far😂😂

  • @shashankiyer5751
    @shashankiyer5751 5 лет назад +356

    I GOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON, BILLY

  • @janellebatta4126
    @janellebatta4126 4 года назад +4

    I adore him. Such a great storyteller!

  • @uluzistherealest
    @uluzistherealest 2 года назад +2

    I needed this! I've been high for 5 hours and trying to come down and I have about a sip of milk left!

  • @alexgiangreco3754
    @alexgiangreco3754 5 лет назад +65

    This dude has quickly become one of my favorite stand ups.

  • @greengoblin2447
    @greengoblin2447 5 лет назад +78

    Killig it for over two decades. Needs more exposure.

    • @RantTherapist
      @RantTherapist 5 лет назад +9

      Seriously? He's been active for over 2 decades? And I only recently heard about him.

    • @InnaVitamina777
      @InnaVitamina777 4 года назад +1

      He's hilarious

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 года назад

      @@RantTherapist I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ruclips.net/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/видео.html

  • @Jonas-nc5os
    @Jonas-nc5os 2 года назад +11

    You feel like you were there when Ali tells a story. Love his shows!

  • @DIYsober
    @DIYsober 4 года назад +1

    I cried, this was good. The brown towel part and dancing in the mirror, great stuff.

  • @Oyinscorner
    @Oyinscorner 5 лет назад +22

    Was about to study for an exam, but we all know Ali is more important

  • @JoaquinsMomma
    @JoaquinsMomma 5 лет назад +88

    "Hey ma'am, what are you *snap* doin in my room?" 😂😂😂

  • @copcorruptioncontainment5134
    @copcorruptioncontainment5134 7 месяцев назад +2

    He's a great comedian who gives his audience attention while he talks and he's funny as fuhhhhhh 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @smithz749
      @smithz749 6 месяцев назад

      MACROPAUL6..

    • @smithz749
      @smithz749 6 месяцев назад

      On Instagram

    • @smithz749
      @smithz749 6 месяцев назад

      His the best online drug store I know he got DMT LSD and more

  • @averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139
    @averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139 4 года назад

    Just this afternoon I was reminiscing for the first time in many years about the old days and tripping. O my lord the funky things that happen, I'd just not though of for so very long. And now, 15 hours later.... This !
    Both times the kind of ab-wrenching breath-grabbing laughs known only to those who "partook". And these ridiculous and joyful laughs - - they are truly a mitzvoh. Thank you so for this fabulously delivered tale 🏇

  • @joshgibson9732
    @joshgibson9732 5 лет назад +71

    Having been in similar experiences with mushrooms before, this video game me horrible anxiety while laughing from start to finish.
    Great story.

  • @Kay1aRenee
    @Kay1aRenee 5 лет назад +173

    He is my favorite!!! Please have more of him !! I’ve been waiting!!!

    • @tydajuiceman4745
      @tydajuiceman4745 5 лет назад +1

      He's our favorite now lol

    • @tydajuiceman4745
      @tydajuiceman4745 5 лет назад

      Have me rooting for Toledo now lol

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 года назад

      @@tydajuiceman4745 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ruclips.net/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/видео.html

  • @BeeHatGuy
    @BeeHatGuy 3 года назад +2

    Just discovered him, freaking love him already

  • @cmh9932
    @cmh9932 Год назад +1

    How many Comics has Ari inadvertently intoxicated?! He got Bert as well! 🤣

  • @billiondollardan
    @billiondollardan 5 лет назад +766

    Ali Siddiq!!!!!!!!! #1 funniest story in the history of this show back for another round!

    • @lynseymoat363
      @lynseymoat363 5 лет назад +15

      Nah, Joey Diaz takes number 1 but Ali is definitely second best.

    • @Pvaultingfenderbass
      @Pvaultingfenderbass 5 лет назад +13

      I feel like neither of you have seen the cumin story

    • @lynseymoat363
      @lynseymoat363 5 лет назад +5

      @@Pvaultingfenderbass I have. Funny story. Not number one though

    • @ChazWick4
      @ChazWick4 5 лет назад +13

      Theo Von's cocaine story is the GOAT

    • @alexgiangreco3754
      @alexgiangreco3754 5 лет назад +34

      Mezicans got on boots

  • @AmberAmbwee
    @AmberAmbwee 4 года назад +93

    I almost tried to flush myself down the toilet when I did mushrooms. lol. I was in a bathroom that had 3 doors. I thought I just slightly turned but apparently I was doing a complete circle. I opened 3 doors and all 3 doors was the closest. So I stared at the toilet thinking I was in the guest entrance to the ministry of magic. 😂 Thankfully the guy I was dating popped in one of the doors before I actually tried to get in. The second time was absolute hell. The guy I was dating was just staring at a picture and crying. I was convinced the painting stole his soul. Hours pass before my best friend came and took down all of the paintings in the house to get me to calm down.

    • @sirshmoopy43
      @sirshmoopy43 4 года назад +2

      How was your introspective mirror experience?

  • @michisui
    @michisui Год назад +4

    I have seen this three times in lest than a week, still makes me cry 😂this guy is amazing

  • @sonnydortmund1513
    @sonnydortmund1513 2 года назад

    Just a wonderful storyteller. Always glued. 👌🏻👊🏻

  • @sarcasm-83
    @sarcasm-83 5 лет назад +36

    I was on shrooms once (never been after that)... I got into the apartment of a friends friend in shrooms and left while still in shrooms and to this day I have no concept at all how big the apartment was. Sometimes it felt really tiny with a huge TV... sometimes it felt like a damn bowling alley with the TV being far as hell.
    I also remember staring at a mousepad that had a graphic of a cartoon sunflower on it... and it was swaying in the wind.
    I put my hand on it, but it still kept swaying in the image... I saw it from between my fingers.
    Crazy stuff. A very memorable trippy experience however.
    Oh and when I went outside, the color were so vibrant and beautiful I just couldn't stop looking around like I was admiring the graphics of a videogame. I also kept touching plants and leaves etc. just out of pure curiosity.
    It had a pretty relaxing vibe at that point and a nice appreciation of.. life in general.

    • @RantTherapist
      @RantTherapist 5 лет назад +7

      It's all good and enjoyable, until the paranoia kicks in. And then you can get terrible anxiety, feel bad about all the wrong you've done in life, feel terrible about how you've treated your parents and the kind of person that you've been (if you've been living kind of not right, whatever that means to you and whatever your admirable/most important values are) ..... and so, it's not all fun and games. And that's why I stopped smoking weed too, it stopped feeling right. It doesn't feel right to me anymore. I think living life sober can be enjoyable too, if you're living right.

  • @brianjoyce9040
    @brianjoyce9040 5 лет назад +298

    His presentation is unique. Anyone experienced in those edibles can certainly relate. Everyone is missin’ it that hasn’t

    • @lucasreeserlarkin8996
      @lucasreeserlarkin8996 4 года назад +4

      Brian Joyce - Is you Is...or Is you Ain't...

    • @moniqueg7144
      @moniqueg7144 4 года назад +8

      My first experience was crazy as hell. I took way too much and I thought I was gonna die lol.

    • @amirpalamar7133
      @amirpalamar7133 3 года назад +3

      MDMA -_- nah you can start with relatively heavy doses as long as you somewhat know what you’re getting into, my first shroom trip was over an eighth and my first acid trip was 600 ug

    • @brianjoyce9040
      @brianjoyce9040 3 года назад +1

      Lucas Reeser Larkin --heroic doses when available for sure. So I guess I IS?! Happy trails

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 года назад +1

      @@amirpalamar7133 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ruclips.net/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/видео.html

  • @thepokeprison2151
    @thepokeprison2151 2 года назад +1

    Ali is so talented, it feels original in the sense of there’s no influences of other comics shining through.

  • @driafibromyalgiafighter9342
    @driafibromyalgiafighter9342 8 месяцев назад

    Ali is so underrated! His talent is immaculate! Cant wait until he makes it super BIG❤