Catfishing the KKK | Josh Johnson | Yum’s the Word

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  • Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2017
  • Josh Johnson recalls some hilarious and outrageous moments when he trolled unsuspecting internet users as a teenager.
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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @catchthesedreams92
    @catchthesedreams92 4 года назад +14946

    "When you're 13-14 you're not a person"

    • @rosemaryvalenzuela5032
      @rosemaryvalenzuela5032 4 года назад +624

      CATCHTHESEDREAMS as a 13 year old girl I can confirm that statement

    • @BrustinNikolai
      @BrustinNikolai 4 года назад +530

      @@rosemaryvalenzuela5032 as a women you're never a person

    • @one_man_community
      @one_man_community 4 года назад +67

      @@laylax2672 We need more women like you

    • @laylax2672
      @laylax2672 4 года назад +109

      @@luvlygirl100 Sooooo, you HAVEN'T heard of a joke? Orrrrr--

    • @luvlygirl100
      @luvlygirl100 4 года назад +183

      @@laylax2672 I'm sorry but, What's the joke? It seems like men can make all the misogynist remarks they want and women just shouldn't be offended by it but whenever women try to joke around the same way, we're seen as horrible or going to far. If that was a joke, how is what I commented not taken the same way as his?

  • @carlmarx7855
    @carlmarx7855 4 года назад +27217

    “I don’t think you’re racist until you go to your second klan meeting.”
    Gold

    • @strawberryfox8819
      @strawberryfox8819 4 года назад +157

      @Virginia Solomon ....it's a joke

    • @arm279145
      @arm279145 4 года назад +465

      You ain’t racist as long as you keep bringing your black friends back barbecue from the meetings, lol

    • @asher7989
      @asher7989 4 года назад +9

      Virginia Solomon lmao stfu

    • @arm279145
      @arm279145 4 года назад +63

      Virginia Solomon lol yeah, I was born white so I’ve been a racist my whole life right? Fuckin racist piece of shit you are

    • @zer-op2gq
      @zer-op2gq 4 года назад +45

      @Virginia Solomon but the Klan is having a meetingto find out who they actually hate. How else am i supposed to know?
      Spoiler alert; the hate group hated everyone

  • @conjugationsm8528
    @conjugationsm8528 2 года назад +5934

    "Jordan...
    Jordan...
    Are those Klan ribs?"
    "Yes."
    "Can I have some?"
    KILLED ME!!!

  • @deeluve22
    @deeluve22 2 года назад +1171

    We were always told by our grandmothers that the secret to a good home-cocked meal was love.
    Turns out, the secret is actually hate.

    • @jordan-ko3xt
      @jordan-ko3xt 2 года назад +71

      home-cocked meal brothers unite 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊

    • @jimmyxxcoolkidxx3647
      @jimmyxxcoolkidxx3647 2 года назад +33

      @@jordan-ko3xt this comment actually made me die laughing pmao

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto Год назад +27

      @@jimmyxxcoolkidxx3647 especially the _home cocked_ part.

    • @cosmicleo3671
      @cosmicleo3671 Год назад +23

      Remember guys, the meal *HAS* to be home cocked or it won't be as good as it could be. *HAS TO BE.*

  • @Debland1989
    @Debland1989 4 года назад +18815

    I reeeeaaaaaally hope there is some old white dude watching this somewhere going, "hey...... wait a minute..."

    • @MmeDelali
      @MmeDelali 4 года назад +322

      HoLland-a-Saucy I was waiting for this one😂😭😭

    • @theaxedemon9086
      @theaxedemon9086 4 года назад +685

      not sure if Dale would go watch a black dude do standup

    • @theresashaw5027
      @theresashaw5027 4 года назад +314

      Dale is somewhere mad AF 🤣

    • @blvckfiretrvpfire15
      @blvckfiretrvpfire15 4 года назад +229

      Dale somewhere on Craiglist still looking for recruitments 😂

    • @uwaknaomiinyang9841
      @uwaknaomiinyang9841 4 года назад +15

      😂😂😂

  • @jordenm2204
    @jordenm2204 4 года назад +20093

    "i was alone with a computer and i just catfished the klan" what a sentence

    • @slywitit7482
      @slywitit7482 4 года назад +62

      jorden m agreed 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mercyorsomething
      @mercyorsomething 4 года назад +109

      I READ THIS COMMSNT RIGHT AS HE SAID IT LMAO

    • @leviacronym6770
      @leviacronym6770 4 года назад +57

      @Jake the Greatest Sure you can. You can pretend to be interested but lie and string them along

    • @abelsm6270
      @abelsm6270 4 года назад +26

      Only an absolute mad pad would be able to even say that sentence

    • @leviacronym6770
      @leviacronym6770 4 года назад +10

      @Jake the Greatest whatever gets you roaring

  • @Jonaegh
    @Jonaegh 2 года назад +1559

    "New Orleans to Louisiana is like if you had the most beautiful blue eye, but your whole face was fucked up."
    That hit me so hard I'm offended on behalf of someone else

    • @armalite749
      @armalite749 2 года назад +42

      You can be offended on behalf of me. I live in northern Louisiana.

    • @AlexA774
      @AlexA774 2 года назад +67

      As a Louisiana resident all my life, he ain’t wrong

    • @Medeinathetrashcan334
      @Medeinathetrashcan334 2 года назад +13

      As a european im also offended

    • @azucarblimp
      @azucarblimp 2 года назад +4

      @@AlexA774 fr Louisiana is fucking boring and bleak as hell most of the time

    • @Addison.-.Martin
      @Addison.-.Martin 2 года назад +25

      As a Louisiana resident, no need he’s completely right

  • @KolbyStogner
    @KolbyStogner 2 года назад +493

    as a white man from Louisiana, this is truly hilarious and there are definitely people like Dale around here.

    • @judithmiller7308
      @judithmiller7308 Месяц назад +5

      I once had a male from the southern most point of Louisiana, where they speak cajun, bragged to me that three generations of his family all married cousins.
      I said, "You know ,up North we like our family tree to have branches".

  • @Sthuthukile
    @Sthuthukile 4 года назад +8489

    why is Dale the most kkk name ever

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 4 года назад +337

      Cletus is also a good one

    • @Cecil...
      @Cecil... 4 года назад +149

      Right? The second you hear his name it's like "I knew it..."

    • @dumbfridge7576
      @dumbfridge7576 4 года назад +89

      my mind immediately went to the Disney characters chip and dale or whatever so I was like “damn didn’t know one of those chipmunks hates black people that much”

    • @RachaelClag
      @RachaelClag 4 года назад +25

      @josie Dale is an northern English term meaning valley. As in 'The Dales' in Yorkshire. In Scotland a valley is a 'glen'.
      Not that clan members would know that or let it affect their choice of kid's names! Lol

    • @Hakajin
      @Hakajin 4 года назад +14

      Makes me think of Dale Gribble.

  • @lewisbrown9773
    @lewisbrown9773 4 года назад +19571

    This guy is the definition of Chaotic Good

  • @zednotdead
    @zednotdead 2 года назад +216

    "You're not racist until your second Klan meeting" I'm laughing my ass off

    • @hardcoreking52
      @hardcoreking52 6 дней назад

      Unless your black friend tells you to join because he's hungry.

  • @Tigger1981
    @Tigger1981 2 года назад +610

    "Who knew ya couldn't taste racism? These are amazing, I need these every Sunday!" That made me laugh till I joked, too damn funny.

  • @misskaydawkins
    @misskaydawkins 3 года назад +13694

    Josh: “I have 5 friends.”
    Josh: * *meets KKK Dale* *
    Josh: “I have 6 friends.”

  • @shaggygreen7526
    @shaggygreen7526 2 года назад +5565

    this dude tells a story like he's describing an experience to his mom without tryna get in trouble

    • @terrajenkins5669
      @terrajenkins5669 2 года назад +44

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Esock114
      @Esock114 Год назад +27

      Well said

    • @dallas6131
      @dallas6131 Год назад +11

      nailed it

    • @mateobarkey7883
      @mateobarkey7883 Год назад +5

      Honestly bro!

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb Год назад +69

      Just trying to stay as calm as possible, just saying what happened, almost breezes past the most shocking parts
      So yes exactly it 😂

  • @catharineorellana3522
    @catharineorellana3522 6 месяцев назад +65

    I'm still following Josh after all these years. And he's gotten better at his story telling & his humor is top notch. I love going back & re-watching these specials from years ago to compare to today's specials. The man was BORN to be a comedian!

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 4 месяца назад +4

      It’s cool seeing everyone who just discovered him now that he’s doing Lives when we know how deep his lore goes

  • @jmanley1486
    @jmanley1486 2 года назад +290

    After the "Dale was his best one" line... that guy's laugh in the background kills me! I feel like he's laughing bc he experienced a similar bromance at one point in his life.

  • @Zack-cl3ob
    @Zack-cl3ob 4 года назад +8107

    “I had six friends ... and Dale was one of my best ones” lmao

    • @daleblack6168
      @daleblack6168 4 года назад +146

      I could be the Dale in your 6 friends

    • @suzawilo
      @suzawilo 4 года назад +148

      @@daleblack6168 How do you cook your ribs....?

    • @degrareid8787
      @degrareid8787 4 года назад +13

      @@suzawilo lmao

    • @nicolespuhler5382
      @nicolespuhler5382 4 года назад +7

      Omg LOLOLOLOL I was rolling. He's HILARIOUS :)

    • @well-dressed-bird
      @well-dressed-bird 4 года назад +15

      On Myspace Josh is trying to figure out which friend he can part with to fit Dale in his top 5. Lol

  • @ousmaneciss4286
    @ousmaneciss4286 4 года назад +13594

    Plot twist: Dale is that guy laughing hard in the back

  • @annieshabrown2509
    @annieshabrown2509 2 года назад +135

    I think this should be called, “Confessions of an Introvert.” 😂😂❤️

  • @TheAnanaki
    @TheAnanaki 2 года назад +120

    This kid refines his cadence & delivery a bit and he's really got something. Can't belive the audience isn't reacting a little better. He's killing it

    • @elleseven71
      @elleseven71 Год назад +32

      yeah, he's a writer for The Daily Show with Trevor Noah and has written for Jimmy Fallon too; i think he's just use to being in the background. his YT channel with Dulce Sloan is hilarious!

  • @faith9196
    @faith9196 4 года назад +4601

    “I was alone with a computer and I just catfished the klan.”
    It was wasn’t his senior quote I swear.

    • @byronwolf8692
      @byronwolf8692 3 года назад +42

      Please tell me that was his senior quote and if you have a picture or some sort of evidence please send it to me, I'll actually lose my shit.

    • @mr.froschi6526
      @mr.froschi6526 3 года назад +19

      I think you are missing an if. You can take mine if you want to.

    • @byronwolf8692
      @byronwolf8692 3 года назад +2

      @@mr.froschi6526 me? Cause I intentionally missed an if.

    • @mr.froschi6526
      @mr.froschi6526 3 года назад +3

      @@byronwolf8692 no I meant faith.

    • @byronwolf8692
      @byronwolf8692 3 года назад +10

      @@mr.froschi6526 oh I see what you mean now "*If* it wasnt his senior quote I swear"

  • @manb4war
    @manb4war 4 года назад +22214

    This is what I call a natural comedian, he's funny but it doesn't seem like he's trying to make you laugh. It's a really pleasant experience.

  • @JeromeProductions
    @JeromeProductions 2 года назад +161

    “And so... I started a correspondence with this dude named Dale...... AD” perfect! Like a cliffhanger!

  • @brucewarren4548
    @brucewarren4548 2 года назад +25

    To THIS DAY!!! Dale is at a park sitting on a bench (eating cold ribs) just hoping this man will FINALLY show up!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @R0tNB0t
    @R0tNB0t 5 лет назад +13211

    “your not a racist until you go to your second klan rally”
    Lmao

    • @wastedpotential9945
      @wastedpotential9945 5 лет назад +464

      "Who knew you couldn't taste racism."

    • @zblofu
      @zblofu 5 лет назад +140

      This whole bit was a setup for that amazing joke! Absolute gold right there!

    • @HenryFlamez
      @HenryFlamez 5 лет назад +10

      I didn't get it... sorry

    • @Zzjzjjzjsn
      @Zzjzjjzjsn 5 лет назад +22

      Braden Stewart you’re*

    • @jonkeathegamer
      @jonkeathegamer 5 лет назад +16

      @@Zzjzjjzjsn You replied to the wrong person.

  • @luxurypetscz
    @luxurypetscz 3 года назад +12802

    Imagine being his mother and coming to his show and learning that your son almost got murdered because he was bored and the klan was recruiting.

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 3 года назад +568

      Best part of this is the last little snippet "and the klan was recruiting"

    • @TheKrazzydawg92
      @TheKrazzydawg92 2 года назад +53

      Jordan didnt die.

    • @crimruna928
      @crimruna928 2 года назад +192

      @@TheKrazzydawg92 well no shit

    • @nottodaylilbaldhead
      @nottodaylilbaldhead 2 года назад +219

      This isn't the first time a black man conned the clan....

    • @nancyc.5535
      @nancyc.5535 2 года назад +16

      @@nottodaylilbaldhead lmao

  • @izzybernstone881
    @izzybernstone881 2 года назад +484

    he gives me pete davidson vibes. he has very similar energy, nice and calm and everything he’s saying is natural and his words are delivering clean. great comedian!

    • @briancooley8777
      @briancooley8777 2 года назад +46

      He’s far better than Pete

    • @ko-Daegu
      @ko-Daegu 2 года назад

      pete is much handsome but only funny few times

    • @paulsoldner9500
      @paulsoldner9500 Год назад +17

      How dare you insult Josh like this

    • @yadig.
      @yadig. Год назад +4

      @@paulsoldner9500 right

    • @agirlhasnoname567
      @agirlhasnoname567 Год назад +8

      Honestly - his delivery reminded me a little more of Donald glovers calm side

  • @bsj7285
    @bsj7285 Год назад +14

    😂 At Uni, another student invited me to a BBQ next to the student center. I went and they had great burgers, food, ...everything. There were lots of tables w/ vendors. i didn't even look at them. I was too busy sitting there eating. free food! I was on my 1st plate when I noticed that the passersby seemed a lil tooo delighted to see me. I am a Muslim Black American woman wearing niqab/ face veil in the Southern USA. I'm used to silly reactions, so I shrugged it off. My classmate left, and I got my 2nd plate.Then I got fed up at people acting so odd, so I decided to wander over to the tables. The "vendors" weren't selling anything. They were all reps of different sects of Christianity, each with a table advertising their group. Pamphlets galore! Apparently I was attending a Christianity BBQ, held at our campus' cathedral next to our student center. My black christian classmate who invited me only knew it was free food. When people saw me they assumed I was gonna convert🤣. The messed up part was I had just filled my 2nd plate. So yeah I know what it's like to eat the food, start on a 2nd plate, and then get stuck at the meeting 😅😂🤣

  • @adudewithachannellifeisgoo4566
    @adudewithachannellifeisgoo4566 5 лет назад +8606

    This dude seems like he’d make an awesome friend

  • @SnowmanPickins
    @SnowmanPickins 4 года назад +5567

    This dude is telling this story like he’s reading it to the jury

    • @BourdeoixEterno
      @BourdeoixEterno 4 года назад +26

      Lmaooo

    • @luke8179
      @luke8179 4 года назад +91

      yeah fr, it’s a funny story but a boring delivery

    • @sodapop4949
      @sodapop4949 4 года назад +324

      That's what makes it good.

    • @trmp3tply3r3
      @trmp3tply3r3 4 года назад +35

      The jury, porn would've been normal

    • @hiii3878
      @hiii3878 4 года назад +49

      watch his newer stuff his delivery has improved so so much it’s crazy

  • @jeffchristianson-ziebell7727
    @jeffchristianson-ziebell7727 2 года назад +108

    I love this kids natural dry realistic humor! He’s hilarious!!! I could listen to him for hours 😂. Hope he makes it to top!

    • @cb3514
      @cb3514 Год назад +6

      I agree! He reminds me of an early Chapelle, minus the comedic southern accent. Funny thing is, listening to Josh I have to assume Chapelle's accent is forced. I hear a bit of southern twang here, but if you're not creole or DEEP Kentucky, a bit of twang is all you're gonna get from the south. Dave is on something it seems 😆.
      Edit: Texan born & raised, & stand by above assessment 😉.

    • @b.l70
      @b.l70 26 дней назад

      ​@@cb3514I thought the same! He reminds me of Dave Chapelle.

    • @b.l70
      @b.l70 26 дней назад

      I think he has now!😊

  • @ryanmoss2515
    @ryanmoss2515 2 года назад +39

    "I don't think your racist until your second clan meeting" killed me 😂😂

  • @supernoodle704
    @supernoodle704 3 года назад +8049

    Plot twist: The guy who sounds like he’s crying in the back is crying. It’s Dale.

  • @sayantan009
    @sayantan009 4 года назад +4830

    He has a unique style of holding a Mike.

  • @winwinsonlylinesinboss
    @winwinsonlylinesinboss Месяц назад +8

    i cant believe its been 7 years since this first came out. i remember watching it randomly and next thing i know hes my favorite comedian ever. i never get tired of watching his acts. and now he uploads on his youtube and hes only gotten better

  • @noahnguyen4816
    @noahnguyen4816 Год назад +18

    just stumbled upon this, one underrated bit that rlly got me was at 6:53 (with the callback later on) using „black“ expressions and simply following them up with „but in a white way“😂 cant believe it bombed on stage, totally sells the story for me. delivery is just A+

  • @neptunelizzie
    @neptunelizzie 5 лет назад +3196

    "I had 6 friends and Dale was one of my best ones"

    • @daleblack6168
      @daleblack6168 4 года назад +23

      Was it me?

    • @haileysanders917
      @haileysanders917 4 года назад +15

      @@daleblack6168 👀👀👀

    • @esrom8414
      @esrom8414 4 года назад +5

      @Izzy Zilla no he's just trying to get back at him by pretending he's black

    • @esrom8414
      @esrom8414 4 года назад

      @Izzy Zilla lol ok ,that makes sense too

    • @onyxgothicc
      @onyxgothicc 4 года назад

      I read this as he was saying it yooo

  • @hendrixhotel
    @hendrixhotel 4 года назад +4864

    This guy looks high af, I've never seen a stand up comedian as mellow as him

    • @Lunacyk
      @Lunacyk 4 года назад +63

      Big Jay Oakerson and Steven Wright come to mind lol.

    • @grimfin3214
      @grimfin3214 4 года назад +155

      Hannibal Burress

    • @nataliethomas3240
      @nataliethomas3240 4 года назад +57

      Mitch Hedberg

    • @destinystearns2236
      @destinystearns2236 4 года назад +102

      Dave Chappell in his later years

    • @amybeaver4542
      @amybeaver4542 4 года назад +30

      Right up there with Dave Chappelle 💖🙂

  • @balenciagabucky
    @balenciagabucky 2 года назад +47

    Imagine Dale was sitting in the audience 💀

  • @NedWasHere94
    @NedWasHere94 2 года назад +84

    What a positive message and what a hilarious and humble human being.

  • @soccersinger101
    @soccersinger101 5 лет назад +3791

    "so I didn't go, cause I didn't want to die"
    🤣🤣
    Bruh this dude is killing me

    • @97YoAnDrEwYo97
      @97YoAnDrEwYo97 4 года назад +34

      Did you mean bruh like brother, or like how those black people use it?

    • @bxnts
      @bxnts 4 года назад +2

      Andrew Starling tf

    • @matt_sexton
      @matt_sexton 4 года назад +2

      10:42

    • @NerdMCOC
      @NerdMCOC 4 года назад +3

      @@97YoAnDrEwYo97 ok BOOMER

    • @nawr494
      @nawr494 4 года назад +6

      @@bxnts it's from the video, about 10 mins in

  • @DivineKnight_115
    @DivineKnight_115 4 года назад +7042

    “If your hurtin so bad that in 2004 you need a craigslist as for recruitments then we must be makin progress.” Priceless 👍🏼

    • @speedtherush
      @speedtherush 4 года назад +13

      i feel that homie

    • @lewydewy2273
      @lewydewy2273 4 года назад +13

      Ad* a craigslist ad. Ya know, advertisement.

    • @SomeGuy-vo7we
      @SomeGuy-vo7we 4 года назад +7

      *you're .....you are

    • @indoorsandout3022
      @indoorsandout3022 4 года назад +8

      Sadly, they no longer need ads.

    • @vjapple3083
      @vjapple3083 4 года назад +17

      We have made some serious progress. They used to have members in the millions and being in the kkk was no big deal. Nowadays they’re down to like 10,000 or less and no body fucks with them

  • @marievignolo5449
    @marievignolo5449 2 года назад +7

    "What am I supposed to do with this popcorn maker?" I would have told him to post it on Craigslist.

  • @catiscray4133
    @catiscray4133 Год назад +10

    How introverts socialize. I used to pretend to be anyone but myself on imdb message boards before they shut them down. Trolling the internet was my outlet. If a joke doesn't land on the internet no one knows who you are but when it does, it makes your introverted heart soar. I love how Josh Johnson tells stories. He's in his own league.

  • @chadwarden827
    @chadwarden827 4 года назад +3659

    This guy sounds like he’s always high but sober at the same time

  • @CJ-dh6ld
    @CJ-dh6ld 3 года назад +5140

    Dale, somewhere probably watching this: “now wait just a damn minute”

    • @M2SLAM_I_Am
      @M2SLAM_I_Am 3 года назад +308

      Bruhhh I don't think you're gonna catch Dale watching a black comedian 😂

    • @beblissnow5947
      @beblissnow5947 3 года назад +32

      There's always a friend of a friend & wht & blk do have each other for friends now. lol

    • @Falling2311
      @Falling2311 3 года назад +16

      In Alexandria, Louisiana most likely.

    • @112523
      @112523 3 года назад +40

      @@M2SLAM_I_Am maybe the title would make him tho

    • @imperallady
      @imperallady 3 года назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 eating popcorn

  • @michaelcrawley7597
    @michaelcrawley7597 24 дня назад +3

    His presentation has improved tremendously over the last few years.

  • @radbunnie2297
    @radbunnie2297 2 года назад +27

    The guy laughing so hard was killing me! He was laughing as if it’s happened to a buddy of his. He went to a BBQ and got bamboozled into staying at a clan meeting!!!!!

  • @sunny-tf9bt
    @sunny-tf9bt 4 года назад +9194

    “If you die and I’m not home “
    “You were never going to make
    It “
    I felt that 😂😂

  • @faye3642
    @faye3642 4 года назад +7303

    “Jordan Jordan Jordan Jordan Jordan
    Are those klan ribs”
    “..yeah”
    “Can I have some😩🙏”
    😂😭

  • @Beaverj420
    @Beaverj420 2 года назад +6

    "you need to join, I need these every Sunday"🤣

  • @jordiforsack6894
    @jordiforsack6894 2 года назад +15

    I dont think you're racist until you attend your second klan meeting - this is so smooth. Kind of joke that makes you pause and think. And they da best. Good one bruh.

  • @gingersavaya3921
    @gingersavaya3921 4 года назад +4955

    “Then there’s a burning cross in front of you and your like... I’m already here”

    • @mrnobody6447
      @mrnobody6447 3 года назад +3

      Jesus christ lol.

    • @easytoslip
      @easytoslip 3 года назад +24

      I can't believe the Klan even exists, talk about some petty mofos. This comedian is gold, not only taking the high road but laughing about it. KKK terrifies ME and I'm not even black. Kudos Josh! ♥♥♥♥♥

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 3 года назад

      Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

    • @paulvicks1336
      @paulvicks1336 3 года назад

      Hate to be that guy who doesn't get the joke but is he saying he's JC?

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 3 года назад

      @Bigfoot The fact that many don't even know the difference baffles me.

  • @Mstr-Mstrl
    @Mstr-Mstrl 4 года назад +7435

    “If you’re hurting THAT BAD in 2004 for recruitment that you need a Craiglist ad... then we must be making progress!”
    😱😂

    • @briang.2218
      @briang.2218 4 года назад +77

      I really like that quote.

    • @xyzsame4081
      @xyzsame4081 4 года назад +164

      Sadly no, most were smart enough to join the police. - I am not joking. LAPD recruited from Alabama. Johnny Lee Clary fmr KKK man (Grand Dragon of Oklahoma, Imperial Wizard) confirmed that they had many covert supporters among LAPD.

    • @jennyb.776
      @jennyb.776 4 года назад +53

      @@xyzsame4081
      Why would the LAPD hire from Alabama?

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 3 года назад +4

      Jenny B. lmao Big mood.

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 3 года назад +2

      ad*

  • @howeid
    @howeid 11 месяцев назад +6

    'You can't taste racism', bro this is funny af 🤣

  • @goofinhiemer1153
    @goofinhiemer1153 2 года назад +32

    Truly intelligent comedians are few and precious.
    Josh sets up and drops like the great Norm MacDonald.

  • @hummus07
    @hummus07 4 года назад +5468

    He genuinely seems like he's just telling a story not trying to be funny and people are laughing

    • @Muzikrazy213
      @Muzikrazy213 4 года назад +163

      That's when you know you've got a future. Hone those delivery skills and its lights out from then on

    • @legoboy7825
      @legoboy7825 3 года назад +23

      My Favorite RUclips Channel ok RUclips comments psychologist

    • @sora1498
      @sora1498 3 года назад +4

      loveeee that kinda vibe

    • @sora1498
      @sora1498 3 года назад +5

      @My Favorite RUclips Channel i touch my nose a lot when im nervous-

    • @MrReviewThis
      @MrReviewThis 3 года назад +6

      The most hilarious joke is the one you cannot make up.

  • @SuperSkyhorse
    @SuperSkyhorse 5 лет назад +12692

    Now imagine poor Dale watching this and realising that his friend was actually a black teen catfishing him.
    Edit: it was a joke, ffs. I'm not feeling any simpathy for Dale, I just think it would be funny. Learn how to take a joke and don't bark at me in the comments about Dale deserving it and whatnot.

  • @Dabu-Dabu
    @Dabu-Dabu 2 года назад +9

    that's a solid legend material. He's actually a comedian, not a preacher, not a pleaser of the crowd. great material, great timing, great structure of the stories. He's a big stage guy.

  • @alhfgsp
    @alhfgsp 10 месяцев назад +6

    I'm always locked in for a Josh Johnson story.

  • @onetwo8064
    @onetwo8064 4 года назад +2000

    “And by chill I don’t mean the way black people chill, I mean go somewhere cold.”

    • @Forsaken860
      @Forsaken860 4 года назад +5

      😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @q-tuber7034
      @q-tuber7034 4 года назад +29

      Whoosh, over the audience’s head. But so good.

    • @isweartofuckinggod
      @isweartofuckinggod 4 года назад +10

      Let's go stand in the freezer section of Costco for 45 minutes and talk about life.

  • @texasvice1
    @texasvice1 5 лет назад +3972

    "Klan makes the best ribs" LOL. This guy is a subtle yet hilarious comedian.

    • @isaacshadow100
      @isaacshadow100 5 лет назад +5

      i dont get it?

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 5 лет назад +65

      "Racism does have a taste and it's delicious!"

    • @moomoodeadcow
      @moomoodeadcow 5 лет назад

      Yeah but, is it true though?

    • @Avarixin
      @Avarixin 5 лет назад +33

      absolutely. when he started I was getting the vibe he'd flop because he seemed ultra nervous at first. by the end I was wishing he had 10 more minutes

    • @reddemon8802
      @reddemon8802 4 года назад

      texasvice1 how is that subtle

  • @enzoseven8728
    @enzoseven8728 2 года назад +16

    He is very descipline with the way he did the comedy, he has a calm way of representing himself, is like a presentation with jokes in it, you won't think it's a sucj, it's very well presented I like it.

  • @KassidyJMoore
    @KassidyJMoore 2 года назад +6

    "And so naturally I was like DOPE" lmaooo

  • @TokyoChopSquad
    @TokyoChopSquad 6 лет назад +3261

    Somewhere Out there is a southern man staring out at the rain from his window. His laptop illuminates his face and a single tear rolls down Dales face... "Why won't you see me strange man. Why do you hide".

    • @1-gz7xy
      @1-gz7xy 6 лет назад +49

      Nathan Hovey this is awesome lmao

    • @pinkninjabunny2177
      @pinkninjabunny2177 6 лет назад +3

      😂😂

    • @zeynabuthman639
      @zeynabuthman639 6 лет назад +23

      I laughed as hard at this comment as I did at the story itself.

    • @monkeysue61
      @monkeysue61 6 лет назад +9

      Nathan Hovey this was the most golden coment ive ever read

    • @jan3211200
      @jan3211200 6 лет назад +3

      Hahahaha thank you perfect

  • @darklordthomaspie6293
    @darklordthomaspie6293 3 года назад +2535

    "Hi...I'm white."
    Very convincing.

    • @kraftykactus1028
      @kraftykactus1028 3 года назад +45

      most convincing i've ever heard... how else do you tell someone you're white?

    • @Fluttershys_bong
      @Fluttershys_bong 3 года назад +83

      @@kraftykactus1028 Say the words “oopsie daisy”

    • @kraftykactus1028
      @kraftykactus1028 3 года назад +14

      @@Fluttershys_bong or say you want to get a tan

    • @agereartist3763
      @agereartist3763 3 года назад +11

      And when you eat you have to do the finger. And remember you hate seasoning. SALT IS SPICY

    • @kraftykactus1028
      @kraftykactus1028 3 года назад +1

      @@agereartist3763 wut

  • @rymorrissey9143
    @rymorrissey9143 Год назад +5

    Not the Snoop Dogg stain! 😂😂

  • @Jackie371
    @Jackie371 Месяц назад +3

    How have we not heard more from this guy? He's great!

    • @besping
      @besping Месяц назад +2

      He’s very active on TikTok. He has an hour on Peacock from 2023. He was a writer on the Daily Show for Trevor Noah.

    • @333BYTES
      @333BYTES 12 дней назад

      what? he has a famous comedy channel on youtube now!

  • @PatrickWeaver
    @PatrickWeaver 5 лет назад +3186

    The 4.4k that disliked this were catfished KKK members..

    • @miodragstojiljkovic3706
      @miodragstojiljkovic3706 4 года назад +9

      Don't you think it's kinda odd to type something like that when you're about 40 years old ?

    • @shotzonyou
      @shotzonyou 4 года назад +76

      Miodrag Stojiljkovic
      What does his age have to do with this comment?

    • @miodragstojiljkovic3706
      @miodragstojiljkovic3706 4 года назад +8

      @@shotzonyou In my experience only kids post these kinds of comments, hoping for likes

    • @miodragstojiljkovic3706
      @miodragstojiljkovic3706 4 года назад +14

      @@MrSomethinggood yeah but I like to put people down on the internet

    • @allie9138
      @allie9138 4 года назад +5

      I agree

  • @kawaiionee-chan9557
    @kawaiionee-chan9557 5 лет назад +1812

    "Jordan Jordan Jordan...Are those clan ribs"
    "Yes."
    "May I have some?"
    lmao

    • @ottofavoreto9622
      @ottofavoreto9622 4 года назад +10

      Kawaii Onee-chan *klan

    • @LeoQveen34
      @LeoQveen34 4 года назад +12

      He politely asked for Klan ribs. I'm weak 😂😂

    • @gabagool13
      @gabagool13 4 года назад

      I like your pfp

    • @SumNutOnU2b
      @SumNutOnU2b 4 года назад +3

      If I was Jordan I'd've felt so guilty I'd've given him the whole plate

    • @yasminebts7594
      @yasminebts7594 4 года назад

      I absolutely love your profile pic.

  • @topsam2256
    @topsam2256 14 дней назад +1

    The one guy in the back "woooo!!" When he says I want to introduce you to the Brothers lol

  • @justhere4thet482
    @justhere4thet482 2 года назад +5

    He is so sweet. I wanna hug him. 💜

  • @femalehobbitwithhairyfeet
    @femalehobbitwithhairyfeet 5 лет назад +3582

    He's holding the microphone so oddly

  • @haeuptlingaberja4927
    @haeuptlingaberja4927 3 года назад +5323

    Best thing about Josh Johnson is that he very calmly, in total nerd fashion, confounds all expectations. Gotta love him, just for that.

    • @bellebonebag8096
      @bellebonebag8096 2 года назад +13

      I thought that said Josh Joshson and I was about to say 😂😂😂😂 his mom really named him that?

    • @Kissable-st4r
      @Kissable-st4r 2 года назад

      Ikr

    • @Daizlol
      @Daizlol 2 года назад +7

      Just made me think, I think it’s that new batch that his dealer put out called “are vans always this white?”

    • @helenluup5392
      @helenluup5392 2 года назад +7

      We have the same color and letter profile picture. Just had to let you know.

    • @ese4832
      @ese4832 2 года назад +2

      what were your expectations?

  • @danitho
    @danitho Год назад +17

    I did something similar when I was 14. My mom was working on her masters in social work. This was back in day when Yahoo Chat was a thing. So I would chat with people and we'd exchange emails. Then we'd talk for weeks but like obviously date chatting. I guess I sounded mature enough because I was literally using my mom's story. I'd tell them I was working on my MSW at SAU. And the conversations were basic so I could answer like she would. Then I would decide it's time to come clean and told the person I was chatting to that I was 14. But the good thing is that they all appropriately freaked out. They'd block me or tell me that I need to stop, this isn't safe behavior then block me.
    Crazy shit. And now that I'm an adult, I'm like....why tf did I do that?!

    • @shimo7013
      @shimo7013 Год назад +2

      nowadays if you said you were 14 they'd perk their eyebrows up and start grinning

    • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
      @JaneDoe-ci3gj Год назад +6

      Glad you were safe!
      I had an expereince like that too,
      I flirted with a guy ( just flirting nothing more ) when I was 15.
      He was much older 27 he seemed into me and thought I was 20+. He heard my age and was like nope, no way that's not going to happen!
      I was crushed then, but
      today I'm glad he was a decent guy!
      There are a lot of creeps both men and women out there, but there are good people too!

    • @danitho
      @danitho Год назад +1

      @@JaneDoe-ci3gj Absolutely agree!!

  • @cecilygriffis6508
    @cecilygriffis6508 Год назад +7

    This is the one stand up set I always come back to and laugh at when I feel I need to

  • @mvstahl1233
    @mvstahl1233 5 лет назад +3169

    “ I was like.... “dope” “

    • @Joshua-hz3cl
      @Joshua-hz3cl 5 лет назад +30

      Best part

    • @thisismyname1701
      @thisismyname1701 5 лет назад +47

      "And naturally i was like... "dope" "

    • @Jess-kb1hb
      @Jess-kb1hb 5 лет назад +4

      The good ol space quotes, "...i was like..." "dope"

  • @angelg6593
    @angelg6593 5 лет назад +1493

    The way he talks is so chill 😂😂 sounds like he’s high asf

  • @rebeccarodriguezkeogh4388
    @rebeccarodriguezkeogh4388 4 месяца назад +3

    Josh, you sound soooo high. SO FUNNY! This clip was from 6 years ago, and you were hilarious even then! I see such a huge future for you. Keep up the great work!

  • @mateobarkey7883
    @mateobarkey7883 Год назад +3

    "I don't want to die" LOL

  • @calebgeary3890
    @calebgeary3890 4 года назад +1824

    "Who would've known you can't taste racism?"
    I'm crying in a parking lot in my car 😂

    • @dagnabbitwabbit
      @dagnabbitwabbit 4 года назад +3

      Yo me too!!! 😂

    • @bres5010
      @bres5010 4 года назад +30

      He said "you CAN taste it & it tastes delicious..."

    • @alyssacamarillo7278
      @alyssacamarillo7278 4 года назад

      @@bres5010 he said can't I think and the captions said "can't" I think he meant the ribs are delicious, not the racism is delicious. But he could've said "can" and the captions are wrong. Either way that bit was funny.

    • @bres5010
      @bres5010 4 года назад

      @@alyssacamarillo7278 he said "can" and yeah he was making a joke about how he didn't think you could taste racism but you can since the ribs were so delicious hence why he figures you can taste racism but all in a joking matter of course!

    • @Darubini01TV
      @Darubini01TV 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bernieconsalvo3720
    @bernieconsalvo3720 5 лет назад +2351

    “I think you need to join, I need these every Sunday”
    I lost it there.

  • @charlesulmer2621
    @charlesulmer2621 5 месяцев назад +4

    Intelligent, witty, current, and talented comedian. NOLA proud of i may so. SNL perhaps in your future.

  • @chuuyaism1653
    @chuuyaism1653 2 года назад +4

    I love how despite knowing the basis of this video from the title it subverts ALL expectations. And the same thing happens in all of his videos and it is FANTASTIC.

  • @Sefferdoodle
    @Sefferdoodle 5 лет назад +5093

    Are those Klan ribs?
    ... yeah.
    *CAN I HAVE SOME?*

    • @tothjake94
      @tothjake94 4 года назад +32

      As anyone would do

    • @rebeccahherdener2068
      @rebeccahherdener2068 4 года назад +12

      Lmao. That's my favorite part.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
      I was like...I'd have asked too.🤣

    • @zorro2441
      @zorro2441 4 года назад

      Stolen

    • @stevewondering6311
      @stevewondering6311 4 года назад

      Cause you got to know if it was worth it

    • @amyliaclenny1866
      @amyliaclenny1866 4 года назад

      SethNotMeth Of course you want the ribs, they're *barbequed* RIBS!

  • @chase1146
    @chase1146 4 года назад +4529

    “When I was 13 or 14” dude you don’t look older than 16 max

    • @featuringsan
      @featuringsan 4 года назад +402

      black don't crack

    • @rango5922
      @rango5922 4 года назад +20

      Stfu you probably live on your moms basement

    • @barackobama6105
      @barackobama6105 4 года назад +70

      Rang O or probably not

    • @chase1146
      @chase1146 4 года назад +200

      @@rango5922 nah actually my mom lives in MY basement

    • @chase1146
      @chase1146 4 года назад +76

      @Filip Sarkic no legit, in my house my mother lives in my basement. i live in the main part of the house

  • @thethrowawaythatstayed7055
    @thethrowawaythatstayed7055 2 года назад +2

    “Dale was one of my best ones” lmao nooo

  • @ThestuffthatSaralikes
    @ThestuffthatSaralikes Год назад +5

    Dude in the audience has an amazing laugh. You can hear him a few times and he makes me laugh even harder!

  • @brianadiake9999
    @brianadiake9999 4 года назад +2422

    what if dale sees this and goes “oh im coming now buddy”

    • @rickl.a.6414
      @rickl.a.6414 4 года назад +88

      Not sure dale would choose buddy as the choice word in that sentence!🧐🤓😂 just saying tho😉🤣

    • @hopegold883
      @hopegold883 4 года назад +51

      Thought I was the only one paranoid enough to worry about this!

    • @cruxmind
      @cruxmind 4 года назад +1

      @@aidansteele9426 lol

    • @McMaster1471
      @McMaster1471 4 года назад +33

      A Steele nah man, he’s going to say the n word, straight up

    • @WackyWavingArmInflatableTube
      @WackyWavingArmInflatableTube 4 года назад

      McMaster1471 probably

  • @Leo-mn2vu
    @Leo-mn2vu 5 лет назад +2167

    "are those klan ribs"
    yeah man
    "can i have some"
    im dead

    • @champchamp3075
      @champchamp3075 5 лет назад +9

      Might be a cannable after eating them.

  • @bjdefilippo447
    @bjdefilippo447 9 месяцев назад +3

    I love him on the Daily Show, but his stand-up is exceptional!

  • @_Gypsy
    @_Gypsy Год назад +3

    Some lady during the start was audibly disagreeing with his bit about Louisiana. What a fun person she must be, lmao

  • @camip8461
    @camip8461 2 года назад +3068

    "Who would have known that you can't taste racism, it's delicious" hilarious!

    • @covennoir7196
      @covennoir7196 2 года назад +49

      Dave Chappelle would be proud of that line.

    • @joesguitargear7742
      @joesguitargear7742 2 года назад +5

      That was the best line 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DefendYoungstown
      @DefendYoungstown 2 года назад +7

      (Wanda Sykes): "Nuh uhhh! We ain't about to eat no food made by some fuckin' hatemonger!"
      (Earthquake): "I will! Baby, you can't taste racism!!" - Clerks 2

    • @rush22071
      @rush22071 2 года назад +7

      It’s the Paula Deen tactic

    • @sarah_b_555
      @sarah_b_555 Год назад +5

      **CAN.

  • @5dancingisraelis535
    @5dancingisraelis535 4 года назад +6266

    I used to be in one of the biggest skinhead gangs in the nation. We had a set up in a clubhouse/tattoo parlor, and we were doing a big thanksgiving party where there must’ve been about 15-20 tatted up skins there *BUT* we forgot to turn off the “open” sign on the tattoo shop.
    So we’re sitting there around these tables grubbing down turkey and shit and this black guy with his wife and kids show up to get his daughters ears pierced, and when they opened the door, we all just stopped eating and the black family had this look in their eyes like “oh shit, what did we just walk into?” and we were like “oh shit, what did they just walk into?” 😂😂
    Long story short, they ended up getting their daughters ears pierced and they sat down and shared dinner with us, and ended up taking part in an open conversation about some of our beliefs and wouldn’t you know it, we actually agreed on alot of things. They even shared the customary drinking horn where we pass a horn of mead around and give thanks for what we have. That guy who stumbled into our “hornets nest” came to be one of my closest friends and eventually a big reason why i left the group.

    • @SCHRODINGERS_WHORE
      @SCHRODINGERS_WHORE 3 года назад +293

      Awwww.bro

    • @moniquegreen1374
      @moniquegreen1374 3 года назад +120

      ❤️

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 3 года назад +667

      Dale?

    • @MarzaButTube
      @MarzaButTube 3 года назад +641

      Kinda off topic but the fact you guys passed a horn full of mead around is some LARPy ass shit lmao

    • @5dancingisraelis535
      @5dancingisraelis535 3 года назад +347

      ::::::::::: it is LARPY but it is also pagan culture. The same as Black Isrealites with idols of nefertiti or egyptian symbolism. It’s a tradition of nordic cultures and Scandinavian heritage.

  • @zacharywatson5360
    @zacharywatson5360 2 года назад +3

    Seen this while smoking a blunt. Nearly died when he said Alexandria because that's where I live 😂

  • @WadeWilsonDP
    @WadeWilsonDP 2 года назад +7

    This is the first time I've heard this dude and he's great. What perfect delivery.

  • @charlesmckenziejr1887
    @charlesmckenziejr1887 3 года назад +7096

    My first thought was this guy is hella faded but since the title said catfishing the KKK I was intrigued so I kept watching. What kept me watching was that he kept on trying to hide his own laughter which to me is a sign that he's remembering the situation and this is really something he did. I'm glad I clicked to watch him cause he's funny as hell. I love this guy and I hope he has more material to watch.

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 3 года назад +129

      I don't think he's even as baked as I am, or else he's really good at hiding it.

    • @elisa.r.g
      @elisa.r.g 3 года назад +59

      Thank you for your psychological analysis

    • @charlesmckenziejr1887
      @charlesmckenziejr1887 3 года назад +48

      @@elisa.r.g That is just how an Aquarius talks my apologies I could always hit some dab and then come back for a reply more on your level if you like?

    • @elisa.r.g
      @elisa.r.g 3 года назад +13

      J.R. McKenzie lol, for you? A reply my level would be a result of brain damage 😂

    • @charlesmckenziejr1887
      @charlesmckenziejr1887 3 года назад +53

      @@elisa.r.g I grow Bubba Kush and Wedding Cake so I'm pretty sure I could get us all close to brain damage levels of a semiconscious existence.

  • @homebusinessdad
    @homebusinessdad 3 года назад +2334

    “If you’re hurting THAT BAD in 2004 for recruitment that you need a Craiglist add... then we must be making progress!”

  • @JeremyAndersonBoise
    @JeremyAndersonBoise 5 месяцев назад +2

    Josh Johnson is a Great American Hero, at least in my book. 🎉😂❤

  • @MarcoGarcia-lg5tl
    @MarcoGarcia-lg5tl 2 года назад +7

    buddy was shy and silent, but when the audience started laughing, he got into it