Once had to hide some stuff in my boxers from that same pocket he mentions, when the dog sniffed one of our friends out and we were all in a queue already for being searched with like 5 security guards around. It was intense but it worked fine
Just found out about this guy. Ive watched dozens of this is not happenings but this guy has to be my favorite comedian that ive recently discovered and feel ashamed for
For sure there is, when guys fly in somewhere do a show and have to leave, they aren't going to fly with the drugs or OD on them, so they leave them with a local to either use or give to their friend when they get there, pretty common actually.
When I was younger I was very mischievous and into trouble and I've always been kinda cool, calm and collected when needed so I've gotten myself out of some doosies much like this guy with total grace. And a little bit of luck goes far too.
I havent laughed so hard in my life, when he said "the only reason we didnt get arrested is because they couldnt find the joint. And I later found that It was still stuck to my shoe, which was confusing the fuck out of em because i was smelling it too"
it's like... these stories may reach the people that participated in them, like the cops, and they'll know that in that particular day they forgot to check under their shoes and inside the jacket and all they can say or think will be... "Oh well..."
Best one I ever had was one of those squealers but incredibly loud, and it was possibly the worst time a man could fart aside from a few situations. It was grade 6, middle of an assembly in the gym for a Easter liturgy. Right then was the minute of silence when my Bowles decided to let it rip. The entire school of 300 was in the gym when it happened, and every single person erupted in laughter.
A Guy “you’d have been” is past tense lol Literally what your comment actually means is “weed is legal in Nevada now. So you would have been just fine in 2008 since it is legal now. Lol” Your English knowledge could use some refreshing good sir😂
I have a drug confession from a misspent early adulthood. I was the biggest X dealer in Central North Carolina in the three years before 9/11. I once went to a strip club for the first time to do a big deal, but my reputation must have been known. At the door, two bouncers, a security guard, an assistant manager, and an off-duty cop working the lot stopped me. They gave me a huge ball ache -- 50 questions. The whole thing. Problem is, I was so fucked up on stuff that when they started grilling me, they called ecstasy "biscuits." I'd never heard that. I wasn't from NC. In Texas, we called them 'rolls.' But, because they went nuts on biscuits, I was like, "WTF are you lunatics even saying to me?" They let me go it. I met the dude. We went back to my place for business and a party. It didn't even dawn on me for a year what the hell biscuits meant.
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Literally disrespectful for making fun of addicts
the fact that you were able to use the few seconds of distraction to hide all the drugs while tripping balls is a miracle in its self. well done.
Ikr. I can't light a cigarette, a joint, or even drink a damn thing when i trip but then again i trip too hard lol
Survival instincts
Once had to hide some stuff in my boxers from that same pocket he mentions, when the dog sniffed one of our friends out and we were all in a queue already for being searched with like 5 security guards around. It was intense but it worked fine
Hyper sensitivity and awareness plus the universe does weird things when you're tripping
Wow, that's powerful.
Mexicans got on boots
Oh shit
Stay in your cell lol
It’s not gonna be good Mitchell.
Matt Bird I need a KNIFE
Brooks Pressley What kind?
He's a great storyteller
A work o' fart.
You win.
James Todd badum tss
Brilliant.
James Todd oh my god
Goddammit.
Just found out about this guy. Ive watched dozens of this is not happenings but this guy has to be my favorite comedian that ive recently discovered and feel ashamed for
THAT was pretty damn funny! Great flow to that story.
geostillo78 it's what I was heard.
I'm a huge fan of comedy, so I clicked because of fart
nice
Cole Alward me too
Cole Alward you’re a king among men Cole , a king among men
Cole! Winner lol
wade wilson was
At 5:36 listen to the guy in the audience go "ughhh" lmfao 😂😂
For the record kids: don’t mix mushies and pills.
1mg of xanax or even less will ease the comeup anxiety. Had amazing trips that way. Adderal and acid was crazy though.
I 2nd the xanax comment. I had a real bad trip until someone slipped me a bar.
*only use benzos as a last resort trip killer
Candy trip
There is no such thing as “leftover drugs” lol
That's drug abuse
Only if youre rich lol
For sure there is, when guys fly in somewhere do a show and have to leave, they aren't going to fly with the drugs or OD on them, so they leave them with a local to either use or give to their friend when they get there, pretty common actually.
Idk, i always save some for the morning after. You think drinking is bad, you WILL have a hangover from any drug also.
Ofc there is... There is such a thing like a stash
When I was younger I was very mischievous and into trouble and I've always been kinda cool, calm and collected when needed so I've gotten myself out of some doosies much like this guy with total grace. And a little bit of luck goes far too.
The fact that he reacted so quickly to the situation while on shrooms is crazy😂😂😂
Hear what he said? Weed wasnt legal in 2008 in Las Vegas, now they have weed stores. God is good.
Last year a friend of mine got a pretty hefty fine for posession of pot. This year he works as a budtenders.
all them time
Weed sucks ass
Fellow Worker Gritty depends on the person
@@vanezzasutit5114 it affects the brain especially with young folks
I havent laughed so hard in my life, when he said "the only reason we didnt get arrested is because they couldnt find the joint. And I later found that It was still stuck to my shoe, which was confusing the fuck out of em because i was smelling it too"
"Oh, my wife wouldn't want that."
I really love the intros they do for these! Cracks me up!
I've seen the Vegas security "group herd" its really effective
We do that too, where I work, it seems to be the safest way to remove a person from the venue and you rarely even have to touch them.
Mexicans got on boots..
You need to find a dude named cece
Robert Bayard thanks to Ali I say that everytime I run into my mexican neighbor lol
Rob K And learn the moves.
you pretty calm about a riot
that's my favorite line from his bit!
Nick tells great stories! Will definitely check him out!
This guy has to be one of the funniest comedians I've found in a while. I'm crying. Haha.
En utav dom bästa i hela serien
Why does no one ever mention that him and Adam Scott are basically the same person
anonymouskrys your mind will be blown when you Google Elliot Morgan then.
They both fucking suck.
Seriously 😂
Also “Francis W”, what have you ever done with your life?
Maybe you fuckin suck
it's like... these stories may reach the people that participated in them, like the cops, and they'll know that in that particular day
they forgot to check under their shoes and inside the jacket
and all they can say or think will be...
"Oh well..."
_My English teacher said that I would like this comedian... He was right lol_
A fart saved this man's life *wipes tear* he's going to heaven
That opening line is hilarious because I am smoking weed I bought in a store in Nevada.
Ay yo CECE..
Made my day bruv
Mexican got on boots CECE
Drugs And Alcohol Have Ruined my Life. But a fart Has Saved My LIFE.
Fart and poop jokes will forever win my heart
Great story and delivered very well
Love this dude, his stand up special on Netflix was awesome!
Ack! The intro and the needle hanging out of his arm! >.
I know, didn't care for it, but I enjoy watching these.
Had me at: "he practically owns the place at whatiwasheard...at what i was heard*"
It's what I was heard*
welp, ive been in Las Vegas Nevada for all 11 years of my life and im still here
Handsome, well-spoken man 🔥
Good to see Nick Thine getting his stage cred finally love thus guys comedy
Fantastic story Nick Thune
One of my fav on this channel
Best one I ever had was one of those squealers but incredibly loud, and it was possibly the worst time a man could fart aside from a few situations. It was grade 6, middle of an assembly in the gym for a Easter liturgy. Right then was the minute of silence when my Bowles decided to let it rip. The entire school of 300 was in the gym when it happened, and every single person erupted in laughter.
556 cops disliked this video lol
2020 weed is EVERYWHERE here in Vegas lol
Yeah that's the ironic thing
His voice kinda reminds me of Chris Evans 😅 great show, man
I tried to make a pare of cop's laugh by farting in there back seat. they beat the living shit out of me.
Pair of cops, you mean?
everytime they beat you you should of kept on farting lol
Good. Well deserved.
Oh my god…he said Nevada like we do…it’s a FRIKIN MIRACLE!!!!!
The truth really can be funnier than fiction!
Great story! 😀
That intro tho wtf....
One time in 5th grade we were taking a test and I sneezed and farted at the same time....
Twice in a row.
Everyone laughed except me, I was mortified.
Same thing happened to me. But I sat by a notorious farter, so he got blamed. And till this day no one knows it was me
Intellectual comedy at its finest, ladies and gentlemen! 💨 ☣️
lol
@@GooseMexuel I was being sarcastic 😊 hope you're staying safe with all the horror.
@@GooseMexuel I'm sorry to see your dreams go down the pipes like that.
I'm not a fan of farts or fart jokes and I very reluctantly clicked on this video. Much to my surprise, this was a great story told really well.
Weed is legal in Nevada nowadays, so you'd have been just fine lol
Not in 08 when this happened
@@JuanGarcia-oi8ci Hence the term "nowadays" and my use of present tense, good sir.
A Guy “you’d have been” is past tense lol
Literally what your comment actually means is “weed is legal in Nevada now. So you would have been just fine in 2008 since it is legal now. Lol”
Your English knowledge could use some refreshing good sir😂
A Guy
What you meant to say is “Weed is legal in Nevada now, so you would be just fine if this happened today lol”
this needs to be
made into a movie.
"A fart saved my life" 😂😂👏👏🔥🔥
Best story of the season
Ali has that honor.
Thank you for being a comedian
Best intro yet
Honestly I haven't laughed this hard a stand up in a while......props
Your heart rate must have gone through the roof hahaha
I can appreciate this story. Nonsense like this is how I have gotten out of every fucking thing... Maybe not farts, but equally as bizarre. 😂
Holy shit, is it just me or is that intro so well-done that you could just watch that on a loop and be entertained for hours?
I seriously had farted right I was reading the caption and was then compelled to click.
this routine :too much story, not enough payoff, but this guy definitely has a future
I love Nick Thune
Amazing story telling.
This guy is a master story-teller
2:37 The guy on the right side of the water bottle in the audience looked like John Travolta for a second.
I seriously thought he was Karl Urban until I imdb'd the Hangman and figured out Karl Urban's name. Lol
"don't judge me " leans against strip poll.
that suit. love it.
Weed is easily accessible in Vegas now. There's a dispensary 500 feet from the Stratosphere that has $60 half ounces.
Jonny Lawless a place in Boulder Colorado had $50 half ounces! Unheard of
One of the best ones Ive heard. Great from beg to end.
wicked storytelling!
I thought my dad called my name when he said Isaiah
Isaiah Grandt me too 😂
same
So he got the Hunter S. Thompson starter kit.
_Love Nick Thune!_
Oh man he got to hang out with Isaiah? From what I was heard he practically owns the place man
This was amazing
Putting his stash in his jacket pocket. I can't believe he pulled that off.
Wow what an incredible intro! Great job people :)
Weed is literally every 20 foot in vegas, people are screaming it out that they have some for sale.
These intros are the craziest
" after looking at all these drugs I only haven't done one of them ... And that's mushrooms " 😂😂how the heck the crowd not get that
Gambling with Marijuana in Vegas would get you 25 years back around the 70’s. What a time to be alive
He never told us why its so hard to find weed tho lol
It was because of the penalties are stricter in Nevada. "Having weed is the same as having cocaine" a felony.
Pretty sure Utah is the worst for getting caught with shit though
Goddamn mormons.
Bc the security guards couldn’t find the joint is what I got, “it’s so hard to find weed.”
is what I WAS heard
I'm fucking crying
I feel weird watching this and hearing my name a thousand times
Fart jokes are still funny and they save lives!!
The power of fungal intelligence, those mushrooms saved you!
Truly inspirational
Weed is legal in Vegas nowwwww
I have a drug confession from a misspent early adulthood. I was the biggest X dealer in Central North Carolina in the three years before 9/11.
I once went to a strip club for the first time to do a big deal, but my reputation must have been known.
At the door, two bouncers, a security guard, an assistant manager, and an off-duty cop working the lot stopped me. They gave me a huge ball ache -- 50 questions. The whole thing.
Problem is, I was so fucked up on stuff that when they started grilling me, they called ecstasy "biscuits." I'd never heard that. I wasn't from NC.
In Texas, we called them 'rolls.'
But, because they went nuts on biscuits, I was like, "WTF are you lunatics even saying to me?"
They let me go it. I met the dude. We went back to my place for business and a party.
It didn't even dawn on me for a year what the hell biscuits meant.
people who dislike CC stand up have no soul
I can't wait to find the evolutionary purpose of hysterical farting
Oh my god the beginning was intense
Isaiah what a caracter
Best fart story by far t
So lucky, gettin BUSTED on shrooms would be a nightmare! X
13:05 lol at the two chicks sitting next to each other laughing and nodding like "yuuup, been there done that" lol
Another great video.
He had a one hitter😂😂😂