Cy Amundson - Bus People - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- Опубликовано: 11 мар 2015
- Cy Amundson ends up in the middle of a good old-fashioned Southern parking lot fight during a long bus trip to Texas.
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The real question is did you still get the 3 sisters
Whats is your dosing people with Molly policy? Okay? Not Okay?
Yes they did.
@@catalinamyrrhpaw oo
Why do you think Trevor Noah is even funny? Real question...
That means the Nigerian guy was the ONLY one who actually got to Texas lmao
Yeah. Was waiting for him to do something with that part of the story. Sadly he didnt
BOOM MUDA FuckA
He got a ride and a show. Good for him, well played.
Stutters stayed on the bus too
I read thus before I saw the end. Spoiler alert!
"After you ride Greyhound, you realize dying?...not that bad!"
That is 138% fact.
So fucking true man.
you think thats bad? try LA metro Blue line at 2 am
LMFAO so fuckin true
Yes, every Greyhound ride I have had to take I immediately regretted. The bus station in Buffalo, at least in the 90s, was like a demilitarized zone. But my "favorite" story is once I in college had to take a Greyhound from Kansas to Ohio. Living Nightmare. Then about halfway through, a fairly attractive young woman sat next to me. I thought, "Oh maybe this won't be so bad." Then she proceeded to get in verbal arguments with every single other person on the bus. So then, of course, they started to threaten me--guilt by association, I guess. Despite any protests I made, by the time we arrived in Indianapolis, I was going to have to fight an entire busload of people. She told them all her father was an official and when we got to Indy we were all in trouble. So when we get there, she runs past everyone and gets off first, charges out the door and leaps into the arms of a transit official. But, evidently, that guy had never seen her before in his entire life, because he didn't listen to anything she said. Anyway, after she got off the bus and then everyone calmed down, I think I might have even slept some that last 3-4 hours to C-bus.
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"Tweety bird tattoos" was the most southern thing ever
Hell yes it is hahaha i know that and im from the north
Used to live in Georgia, saw Tweety Bird tattoos, car seat and steering wheel covers, pajama pants, everything. southerners love Tweety
Or 90s
You ever been to the Six Flags amusement park in Vallejo, CA?
Or play boo bunnys
I work security at a bus station, this guy is not even on the tip of the iceberg.
+No Thank you
I would love to hear your stories
MCwelfare Had a man get off a bus, no money, smelled like shit, and asked me for 5 dollars, I figured hey why not see if he buys some wine with it, give it to him and he walks past the liqueur store and towards teh strip....A week later same guy comes back to the bus station, pulls up in a limo and gives me 500 bucks. turns out the guy was great a black jack...Unfucking real.
I have more stores if you want to hear them.
No Thank you
That's crazy, man! I wanna hear everything you're willing to share. I love a good story
MCwelfare Well I saw a guy wearing a white tux just explosively shit his pants for $200. I have seen the aftermath of a kid who flushed a 1/16 sick of TNT down a shitter on a Greyhound...Poop was flowing down the center of the bus and the drive had closed the door so it filled the stairwell with the worse liquid death you can think of and it was not even leaking out.
After the door was opened via the bus`s electric system the shit hit the pavement and in the Vegas heat of August it was cooking like a scrambled egg of shit....
I have seen a old guy get punched by some black thug but he hit the man`s colostmety bag and his hand was covered in shit and hthe thug started screaming his ass off about how he has Ebola.
I have walked in on people shitting in the sink with hot water as to sink up the bathroom.
I have seen people steal jackets only to leave them when they discover people do not put money in jackets.
I have seen nursing mothers who have not fed their kids just spring leaks.
I have seen people stick shit filled diapers to the walls and when questioned about it just deny it even happened in full view of the said diapers.
I have seen some fat fuck that was super glued to the toilet seat by some punks.
I have stories for days, Do you want me to go on?
No Thank you
You've seen some crazy shit, my man. Makes me grateful I don't work anywhere near a bus station. I would love for you to continue if you don't mind.
As someone who twice a year (if not more) makes a 20 hour Greyhound bus ride from Texas to SC I believe his story completely. No exaggeration here.
TheWell FedBeggar im so sorry
really? haha ive been from minneapolis to new york and down to carbondale from chicago then up to new york through west virginia and pennsylvania, and never had a problem. I think it's all so fascinating, the american back country is fascinating.
TheWell FedBeggar i
omg hey there I once did a Seattle to new York city to Bangor bus ride. Wanted to die by the time I got to Bangor, never again
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I'm from Oklahoma and I have no doubt that this is a true story
Yeah, but it couldn't have been the OKC greyhound station. There's not enough room to spin around in a circle in that parking lot. Maybe the Tulsa one though.
MrDudeman78 There isn't even a McDonald's near the Greyhound station.. in OKC or Tulsa.
I second that Scott. It was probably a McDonald's/Gas station off the highway somewhere, he just said he spent the night at the greyhound station, not that the bus stopped there. I'm guessing the cops dropped him off there.
existenceisrelative I’m guessing it’s the McDonald’s and gas stop on the highway near okc and he just said that for convenience
T S yes there is
Greyhound should have an ad campaign that simple says - "For an adventure you'll remember the rest of your life - go Greyhound."
haha I like that one
Greyhound...because traveling is a BITCH!!!
Lol!!! So true. I rode it when was in 4th grade. I remember the whole weird experience very well. That stuff sticks in your brain like glue. And now that I think about, my parents flew us back after that! Hahaha. They knew that was enough of that.
Like the ancient Chinese parable may you ride an interesting time
i saw one like that on a regular bus. it said. “you don’t need an abortion. just find our drivers while working.” ik that seems extremely far fetched and it’s been a while. but it was along the lines of that. stg
He was better than the crowd gave him credit for.
Jake Riley they all take the grayhound bus.
I mean it’s edited to shorten the story so
It's a funny story but the pacing is wrong, the punchlines come out of nowhere. By the time the humor hits you too much time has passed for the group-laugh effect to take hold.
Eh maybe so but as a comedy fan, he just doesn't bring it. It's not just having a funny story to tell it is much more so in the way you tell, especially with your timing and delivery. He was lacking in those regards. It's not bad, but it's not great either.
Your right jake browie!
Delivery and jokes are on point, honestly floored the audience wasn’t more responsive.
Omg I lost it at "kaBOOM mother fuckers!" xD
Number1Irishlad yes!!! lolol i had to play it a few times it was so funny
Jade Row same xD
+Number1Irishlad it was funny but as a nigerian. i can tell u it's unlikely he would say it like that.
Ekene Dimude oh im sure. it's just funny how he said it
He was actually really good. This crowd is shit though.
You could tell he noticed it because half way through he started sweating profusely.
He should have had the old nigerian guy come on and say kaboom motherfckers xD
hes wearing a jacket?
Wyatt He kept wiping his forehead.
I have no clue what profusely means, but... you right
@@alvoneescotonee9779 abundance of sweat, but the stage isn't very cold to begin with
‘it’s a lot like the Civil War, if the South was fighting each other’ LMAOOOOO
This dude's pretty funny. Most of the guys I've seen on This Is Not Happening so far I've known about other than him and Ali Siddiq. His Prison Riot episode is hilarious. This show's badass, can't believe I'm just now discovering it.
+D'Artangan Oswald Regardless of how funny each episode is or was just remember, MEXICAN GOT ON BOOTS!
Krickety Krill XD Ha! I love that one. I lost it multiple times, especially when they were on the train.
Bruv I have never heard of Ali Siddiq til I started watching TINH and I've been watching his other stuff ever since ha ha.
Mexican has boots on
Ali Siddiq is a comedy BEAST! His story telling style is up there with Chapelle in my opinion
Cy is actually a very witty writer … you really have to analyze the joke … he uses very strong sarcastic puns and adlibs from crowd reaction… if you haven’t yet … I personally would say keep giving him a chance
Well, it's a 6 year old clip and his act may have developed, but here he kind of comes out arrogant in the start. Being arrogant is okay, many comics present themselves as, but first he should have connected with the audience properly and lead them to where he wants them, because now he kind of gives an uppity vibe. That's why majority of the audience seems disconnected in the beginning and reluctant to really laugh at his observations.
I'm gonna try to remember the phrase "I'm gonna take you off speaker phone there, bud", to pop off at just the right time.
The Toby Keith tattoo actually made me die😂
so... did the adoption go thru? lol
I'd say yes. Listen at 1:11 He says: "And before we adopted them..."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Right!
12:22 "soon to be sisters"
It did. My buddy is married to her. His younger brother and I were in the same grade.
As a resident of okc, that was a perfect description
This guy has some of the best material right up there with some of the greats, he's got some pacing issues though if he would just slow down and pause after jokes, he doesn't give the audience a chance to laugh and as a result their holding it in so they don't miss something but other than that he's great
MrSeth3158 great comedy comes with experience and age, that’s for sure. But the fact that he hasn’t achieved either of those doesn’t mean he’s not funny 😂😂😂🤣
He's actually pretty funny. Getting onto this stage is actually a pretty big accomplishment considering our region of Minnesota we grew up in. His younger brother and I are in the same grade and my younger brother dated one of his sisters for a long while.
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"I would never make fun of someone for having a stutter."
Literally the next sentence is "So, next to Stutters was [...]"
HAAAA-SVENYA-SKITTYSKEE-REDBULL-Whoooo- toby keith tattoo... I lost my shit right here💀😂
This is one of my favorite stories ever.
"Its a lot like the civil war, if the south would have fought itself."
So....better?
This joke should have gotten a much bigger laugh. It was brilliant.
sooo... the Hunley?
I read that as he was saying it
Oklahoma City is the South? Yeah, not really.
South of Minnesota, sure, but not the Southern US.
As someone who does not drive and has unfortunately taken Greyhound multiple times, this is 100% accurate.
this is easily one of my favorites, dudes got great delivery
As an ex Texas Social Worker, they probably still got the kids 😂
Love Cy. I listen to Middle of Somewhere podcast every week with him and Chad Daniels!
"SKEEK-ADOO!!" I had to pause there, I was laughing so hard. 🤣
He's bringing back old and unwanted memories, but I still laughed so hard.
I think that they where too busy listening to the story unfold to laugh properly at the right times. It is a great story!
That was soo funny. He really drew the scene and made it come to life.
Sad he didn't get more laughs. This was really funny
He didn’t get more laughs because it’s a little bit offensive. Too bad people are too sensitive now a days because this was really funny
9:48 that lady with that laugh is my favorite. I've heard her in so many videos it's great lol
Who *is* she!?
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No you haven't.
I think it's the same woman at 3:25
I live in Oklahoma and i Know what McDonalds that is. The good old boys are always there. The hop in there trucks and just drink in unused lots. Its wild!
An american that doesnt know the diffrence between there and their.
Not surprised tbh
@@matejcevnik7362 dude this comment is a year old, and you're getting worked up over it because they used there instead of their? Really?
@@k.k.slider4134 the guy lives in America. I live in europe. He doesnt know the diffrence between there and their. I know the diffrence. Its not my native language. Its his native language.
@@matejcevnik7362 It was just a simple spelling mistake, everyone makes them now and then. That doesn't make him an idiot.
@@k.k.slider4134 there. Their. Thats not a spelling mistake thats being stupid and not knowing your native language
I was born in Oklahoma, I have lived all 25 years of my life so far in Oklahoma...
Can confirm.
"But I'm far more scared of the disgusting trash in between places"
I sense wisdom in this one.
Why the hell was this crowd so dead? This dude absolutely NAILED it.
Most of them were probably from Oklahoma
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He said OKC and I was like, " yeah, represent." Then I realized what I was watching.
Did anyone else laugh their ass off when the old Nigerian guy said "Kaboom mother fuckers!"?
My favorite one so far. Cy always kills it. Comedy on point.
but pepsi is suppose to solve conflict
Yeah but not diet Pepsi
It was cokd
I supposed your rite.
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Pretty sure he is talking about the EzGo McDonald’s between OKC and Lawton 🤣😂🤣
I took greyhound from Minnesota to Sacramento California.. boy the stuff I seen at the age of 18 was eye opening to say the least .. el paso Texas was my favorite.. we got stranded in New Mexico at 3:00 am and I learned that deserts get cold at night ..
They really need to bring this kind of stuff back we need it in these times
I’ve been to the Gas Station he is talking about so many times. And trust me I can see this happening lmfao
"SKESKEDU!" 3:48 LOL
One of my favourite stories on this channel.
Bro, why haven't I heard of any more of this guys work? This is seriously one of the funniest "This Isn't Happening" skits ever!!! 💯👍
I laughed out loud the whole time!
I also used to ride the grayhound and used to try to look crazy... which i was often beaten at by some really really crazy looken people... one time i had to sit next to a man that looked like George Kastanza’s dad wearing a 1970’s brown leather coat with massive lapels and long ass finger nails he had sharpened into points who for the entire 6 hour busride stared almost at the side of my head and never even twitched... like he was dead or something... if you want more excitement in your life ride the grayhound bus
Bill Burr, Mike Lawrence, Nick Kroll, Tommy Johnagin, and Chad Daniels all would be amazing on this show I think.
Shawn Weber Chad Daniels should be way more famous.
OMG Chad Daniels aka Dad Chaniels!!!!! Him & Ali Saddiq are life right now. Shout Out to Roy Wood Jr.
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Gotta love Greyhound! The stories we could all tell.
"Kaboom M'fer" with a Nigerian accent - Epic!!!
I got attacked by a greyhound so I can relate to this story.
I own violent greyhounds
I own 2 labs
I kind of like some dogs
A greyhound bus or...
I’m a little late but you were the fat woman weren’t you?
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALWAYS SPOIL A JOKE AT THE BEGINNING?
Love it!!!!
*SPOT ON*
😊😃😄😀😊😃😄😀🌹😚🌹
4:35 is the best part of this story and I think about that line every day
I had an asthma attack from laughing at this
This dude is legit funny.
phenomenal story, fantastic delivery.
I live in Oklahoma, know which McDonald's this is, and am LIVING FOR THIS STORY.
Wow this crowd sucks
definitely.
true dat man, shit was funny.
If the crowd incessantly laughs at every joke it's real fucking annoying
I get what you're saying ^^^ I just felt the crowd's feedback made his set seem like it was less funny than it actually was.
I can feel that
I hate how every intro involves spoiling the essence of the entire story. Wouldnt you rather learn as the story goes on that someone gets plowed by a bus? Stop including the clip of the comedian's bit at the start please... I never understood the need for teasers in a video I already got damn clicked on and am watching.
Amen. In fact I make a point of ALWAYS jumping immediately to minute 1:00 before the thing even starts. ;-) That's usually where the crappy intro ends.
I have never laughed out loud so much in a single set👌🏻👏🏻😂
That Hilly Billy Lion king..oh christ. It had me floored. "HAAAA SVENYA SKITTY SKII REDBULLL!! (Missed this opportunity) WHOOOOOOOOWEEE Toby Keith Tattooooos"
Anyone who has traveled from Tulsa to OKC has stopped at this very gas station/McDonalds.
Spencer Sullivan true story
yep................................................
It's the holy land
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I live in Okc and I have to say he was here on a good day.
‘The bus people fighting the parking lot people was like if the South fought itself.’ LOL!
Can’t believe I never heard of this dude
Great storyteller
I think I know The McDonald's he's talking about haha
I laughed so hard... diet soda came out of my nose
this is one of the best stories this show has ever presented.
Ari opeing are always awesome makes me want a movie of these lol
Crowd was flat
They are all configured by his use of the word cigs.
I only ever travel from minneapolis to duluth which is 3 hours and I know that this is extremely accurate
I’ve taken that route. Witnessed the driver kicking a drunk dude out in the woods
This was wildly funny, I hope to see more of him
I just got off a bus from Oklahoma to Minnesota and I can relate
I was the same way about flying, went from Arizona to Florida on greyhound. I will happily die in a plane before I do that again
😂💀
I love his comedy. I visit my family once a year in Oklahoma city. The first and what seems like the only stop from Tulsa to Oklahoma city is a gas station/McDonald's I stop there every time to pee. It's pretty sketchy. This has been there since the beginning of gas station/fast food combinations. There's also one that goes over the highway but it's a tourist trap and less sketchy. The one he's talking about is a trap,trap. You'll need gas or a pis or something by the time you see it
This brings up lots of memories
I rode a greyhound from Alabama to Kalispell Montana when I was 15. Not exaggerating, the best time of my life, besides my child being born.
This shit was hilarious. I've taken a Greyhound cross country many times and it fuckin sucks.
As someone who has been forced to greyhound as a kid this story is so legit it's scary
Hilarious!! Love how he keeps it real describing the people
This guys is awesome at telling stories!!!
This guy is very HANDSOME 😍 and FUNNY 😂
this was the best one even if it sounded more rehearsed and fine tuned for a routine
The intros skits are always awesome on this show .
I enjoyed this very much, thank you.
"Hulk Hogan!"
I've legit seen that kid.
1:00 to skip that intro.
😆 Greyhound stories! They are priceless. I used to ride Greyhound a few years back, so it's pretty familiar.
im a cable guy and i get access to everything for free, tons of entertainment available but this is not happening is by far the most fun i could have.
Was kinda waiting for the payoff but it felt like the punchline was under delivered and the crowd sucked
I agree. It was pretty vapid. Kinda just hyperbolic nonsense.
I'm from Oklahoma and I 100% believe this happened
Anyone else think this should be a movie? 😂
The nine-year-old kid in the backseat on Mountain Dew hilarious
at 2 am.
why the long intros that have nothing to do with the content on every video? what is it?
Finesse You it’s meant to introduce the host and represent “this is not happening” by putting crazy stuff in it
"Its provocative. Its gets the people going" 😂😂
Come on dude
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"Crocs and socks and jean shorts that cut themselves and sleeveless racin' tee shirts and fuckin' tweety Bird tattoos"
That there just sounds like the fans at your average Nascar race my dude
This story is awesome!!!