Dan St. Germain - Bad Vibes - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- Опубликовано: 6 дек 2016
- Despite being way too drunk and high, Dan St. Germain managed to make a bunch of new friends at the Gathering of the Vibes music festival.
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I binge watched these videos and I've learned so far: drug addicts are just future comedians lol
If theyy live through it yeah 😂
Yep
It’s more that both comedians and drug addicts are filled with emotional pain.
so you're saying i have a chance?
@@DickDiamond74 we all do bud
"2 rehabs later and I'm still dancing"
Very powerful statement I think many overlooked that, especially people who have no clue what it is like because their lives are soooo perfect and think they can look down on the rest of us because they never had a problem. And then it turns out they are nowhere near as strong as those of us who have been led down that path and survived. The irony of looking down upon others is awesome.
yeah that hit me
My biggest takeaway. I felt that. He said that with pain
"how's law school going in the 12 hours since we met?"
😂😂😂😂 I know right
He didn't ask him how law school was going the first time around.
“Runaway Drunk” sounds like a good comedy movie, maybe a romcom
I've starred in that movie. It's not a good movie. I've seen the footage.
@@planetboondock2383 Same. Apparently when you run over people in Movies n Video Games its Cool. But IRL. Different story
Runaway drunk sounds like my life story.
Rum-com, maybe😂😂😂
@@gladue891 that sarcastic humor is sooo fkn dry dude
I was super addicted to coke for a few years and lost all my friends, now I just smoke weed. Still have no friends, but now it's my choice.
Same bro😂
Are you sure
Sounds like you don't try to be very open and social. That applies to all of the other comments after this so far.
@@dussdamuss Have you tried being social I know you see the energy it requires right? Here take the spliff and open ya mind shyttt😂🤦♂️
Why is everyone getting this notion that he's somehow unappy being alone.. There is power in having control of your choices and being with yourself. Any smoker knows some of the most life changing moments of thought are on the porch having a smoke... y'all need to lighten up
Also proud of op for kicking it🙌
Gifting people large amounts of psychedelics is the best feeling in the universe.
I agree so much! giving people psychedelics and weed. always share is what I like
Yeah it’s the best
Really good luck 🍀 for the users
I want to be ur friend
Kudos my freind kudos
Hahaha, I'm pretty sure everyone who has been to a music festival has a great story like that worthy of a stand up comedy routine. Always a crazy good time.
Lol facts
#drunkentussle
Finally figured out that they do the intros for the $$$. They tell the network it cost $$$$$ when it costs $$ and pocket the rest
@Aidan McDonald do you think dope is short for dopamine? hilarious
@@ursulapebble7063 r/wooosh
......and?
Nice to see him laugh at his drug problem, really hope is sober for real. He deserve a good life!
@Keith ayee you right as fuck
Listening to this in my early 20s working in a middle school as a janitor
"Well...when in upstate New York" should have been my senior quote.
Plz do explain. :) I happen to be in the mood for a story.
As a fellow upstate New Yorker I can attest that shit be crazy here
Thats a fact
Mine was, "I like big butts and I cannot lie." Sir Mix a Lot.
my senior quote is gonna be i can't die i have an art project
"It looked like if Jabba danced for Leia." LOL
once my aunt finished a handle of black velvet in less than 24 hours and now she is not allowed at my house
Oof brother, props to her though that's pretty impressive
Cool story bro 🤔
I'm going to need you to elaborate on this
Is she seeing anyone? Age?
@@ericwilliams1659 bro thats where this sentence took you?
That intro was raw and a trigger for me.
I love this story. It could be me or any of my friends, right down to it being at the Gathering of the Vibes. Great storytelling
Goddammit Ari why do your intros have to be so freaking unsettling
Ben Aaron Michelson if by unsettling you mean hilarious and awesome then there's your answer
Big budget for a low budget show
@@jamesh3790 This is the first and only time I've seen them be described as hilarious. So that's good
Ben Aaron Michelson Hahahaha
I know right, I just skip them!!!
When the fuck is Bill Burr gonna be on!? We're waiting..
Travis K. Yes! Was just listening to his podcast
***** Fuck.my.life. And where was I???
if you find a video i will fucking like idk i would thank the shit out of you
Gathering of the vibes is in CT 😀
Corey Holcomb would kill it here too
*"We must hasten the natural process of death"*
Love the intros.
Seek help.
GATHERING OF THE VIBES WAS THE BEST FESTIVAL
Dan St.Germain looking like if Hagrid was on coke
this needs more likes
😂
God damn a handle of what was it whiskey? Plus 2 tabs, a full gram of coke, and probably an eighth or more of shrooms right when you wake up..thats gnarly
Tanner Bowman ...done it!! I've been there! Don't know if I can tell it the same way but that's a close encounter of the same kind!!
I could only dream to have that all when I wake up.
Sounds like a wonderful time.
I went on a bender with some BV, meth, coke, oxycodone, and some acid. I had the time of my life
Dude... that’s breakfast at electric forest
"Your mom's an air conditioner!" 🤣
Fuck you. Your mom's a swamp cooler.
I went the the gathering of the vibes in 2001. So much fun!
Man I love these TCBH
the first 30 sec's are so awesome.
Wow. He really wizzed past that ending hey. lol
The intros continue to baffle and disturb me.
Intro was weaponized humor.
I saw "Dan St. Germain" and thought "okay, this one is about some dog, but what is the comedian's name?"
shoutout Gathering of the Vibes! Please come back!
Just goes to show that any problem can be resolved with some shrooms!
One of my favourites I’m crying 🤣😂😂😂😂
All you basic bitches do.
This guy really helped my day, appreciate it
"Stop playing Stevie Nick's Landslide" "Fuck you its a great song" Bruh that had my dying cuz it is a great song😂😂
It really is.
keep dancing Rico!!
The intro is amazing lol
I don't drink so at least I can vicariously live through all the stupid things alcoholics do. Now I feel complete.
Almost choked twice while laughing at this one. Holy cow.
Hell yeah. Great story.
I'm more worried than amused with this dude.
Damn this was great
beautiful intro
Listening to these war stories reminds me of being in treatment.
Lol yeah half of treatment is everyone spitting these stories 😅😅
BONUS ROUND ON OREGON TRAIL HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
wow man that was a great story
god damn that intro skit was insane
black velvet-it's what you drink in a baby shower on Deadwood.
Good funny story ending on a good note good vibes mannn lol
this is the best story oh my god..
upstate can be sketchy , the good festivals are in lower western ny/pa area
It's all upstate.
I'm confused by the very end, he said two rehabs later I'm still dancing does that mean he still on drugs or still alive? Ha ha
You wanna talk now? Hahahahaha
Shoutout to Vibes at upstate New York. When they have it in CT it is not tthe same
Oh man, I too have been Dan and Rico... Too many times
Are you the same Craig M that is my roommate ?
@@pointbyracing3276 Heyy, yes thats me! Btw what's for dinner ?
The “what the fuck Dan” “no it’s Rico” part killed me the most 😂😂
Dan's an asshole ...
Great material, I'd like to see more of this dude's comedy.
Got a podcast called My dumb friends. Really funny.
Anybody hands me a handful of shrooms I'm not gonna shy away either 😂
shrooms are for women
ahhh boys if i make it in the comedy game i got a lot of drug stories
I looked at this dude and before he mentioned anything about coke I thought to myself “I bet this dude did at least a few lines before this show”
Funny bc I knew he was gonna say coke before he said it bc I knew exactly what was affecting his relationships
This dude gets me.
3:06 homie on the left doesn't like his drink
Sick intro.
one of the BEST OPENINGS
This is one of the better ones he's funny as f***
I'm glad Ari survived that truck accident.
exhausting
i love those intros! especially this one^^
If you don’t look, his stand up sounds a lot like Tom Arnold
This was just a funny AA speaker share, change my mind. I loved the story, don't get me wrong.
Am I the only one that likes the intros??
Yes! Black Velvet! I'm from Montana from the Blackfeet Indian reservation, and up there they call BV Blackfoot violence!
Eli Padgett yeah the Blackfoot violence is because of the Blackfoot reservations in Idaho
Vibes is in Bridgeport CT not upstate ny! Give my state it's credit we got nothing else lol
Best opening yet by Arie.
Should take the intro money and give to comics. I wanna see comics become the 1% because that would make things awesome and super weird :)
It's happening now too
Great story. I'm glad he's doing better.
Janitors rage !
You done with that needle Ari? I need it.
upstate ny🥳
Gathering of the vibes was in bpt ct unless their were multiple
So this whole time I thought Hagrid was a grounds keeper not a guy named Rico that is studying law..
Thats my brother
theres a Rome, NY in upstate new york lol
Theres also a troy NY aka troylet
He reminds me of Hagrid which makes this more enjoyable for me 😆
One of the best clips of Ari during that intro:p
I've been to Vibes a few times and hes not kidding when he said the vibes has turned to a vibe. The first one I went too was all about psychedelics and love but later all about crack, pills and heroin.
OH MY FUCKIN GOD!! DUDE... THAT WAS SO REAL IN THE BEGINNING I'm fuckin certain dude main lines that shit for REAL.... Oh ya. Dude boots it.
I was a highschool janitor at 21 and can admit yeah our weekends was either lazing around the house, drinking into a blackout or doing the drug of your choice mine was pounding mikes hard lemonade until I couldn't feel my face and smoking until I couldn't move and passed out on my floor then woke up at noon on Monday to go into work at 3pm then work till midnight and rinse and repeat
Sounds rough. I hope you're doing better now. If not, I'm manifesting the best for you :)
@@nigelmonteiro1260 thank you I left that job and got into the automotive industry (tire tech nothing fancy lol) but I loved the job and was quickly fired from that job for no reason other than overstaffing
Awesome story. We need more Not Safe pods please.
This mfcking intro catch me offguard with the joke everytime!
Anyone remember this guy from world of Jenks on MTV like 5 years ago?
I didn’t know Paris years Jim Morrison did stand up.
Am I the only one that wants to see all the opening things that have Ari in all these different situations in order?
Yeah
Clicked this thinking it was BIG JAY OAKERSON 😂
I remember being Rico a few times... wait, I don't remember as much as I was told the "stories"
Do you think you could get the Run the Jewels guy's on here?
Funny ass dude
This guys my spirit animal