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  • Dark prince of comedy Anthony Jeselnik brings his scathing wit and observations to the stage.
    Anthony Jeselnik: Caligula
    Original airdate: January 13, 2013
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Комментарии • 439

  • @JAY-gl5xd
    @JAY-gl5xd 13 дней назад +153

    I want him to speak at my funeral. Not necessarily about me. But just to set the mood.

    • @kriskquinn.68
      @kriskquinn.68 13 дней назад +3

      Thats so funny thats exactly what I was thinking while watching this set

    • @stokedmtb333
      @stokedmtb333 9 дней назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @bigrudd9346
      @bigrudd9346 7 дней назад +1

      Outstanding!

    • @chrisjohnston3405
      @chrisjohnston3405 6 дней назад +3

      If you are a baby, chances are, Jeselink will happily give your eulogy 😂!

    • @usx06240
      @usx06240 5 дней назад

      That is really good. You have a future in comedy.

  • @jrt0070071
    @jrt0070071 17 дней назад +118

    I'm so glad they beeped out those scary words. What with the overriding themes of the comedy. LOL

    • @FirstNameLastName-kt3zn
      @FirstNameLastName-kt3zn 5 дней назад +3

      My ears are sensitive so I'm glad Comedy Central took the time to protect me with beeps

    • @SuperiorDave
      @SuperiorDave 3 дня назад +3

      I know, right? I mean, can you imagine how much damage would have been caused by having to hear those bad words unexpectedly. Would have hurt my feelings so bad I would have needed medical attention. Thanks, RUclips!

    • @ParabnormalExperience
      @ParabnormalExperience 2 дня назад

      well, I'm not afraid of youtube censors they're all a bunch of docksmiking foggats!

  • @augusts1
    @augusts1 23 дня назад +279

    Original airdate: January 13, 2013 in case you didn't know.

    • @flipthebuzzard
      @flipthebuzzard 23 дня назад +4

      I did , but props for adding this always left out and important detail!

    • @lunarJedi
      @lunarJedi 22 дня назад +16

      A show done by comedy Central.. it's gotta be old 😅.

    • @filmsexposition
      @filmsexposition 21 день назад +1

      thanks

    • @footube666
      @footube666 21 день назад +2

      Honestly, I think it hurts his brand. It's not a very good special. The ones in more recent years are way funnier. I watched the entire thing, but I laughed like once or twice. I find his recent stuff crazy good. He's one of my favs.

    • @robertperry4439
      @robertperry4439 20 дней назад

      My greatest regret is that while he was looking for his ex-girlfriend's killer, he would have also showed a photograph of my ex-wife to any potential prospects.

  • @danvisk33
    @danvisk33 23 дня назад +185

    What a coincidence, just decided to search Google to see where I could watch this, and here it is, open to watch! Thanks Comedy Central!!

  • @chrislom5288
    @chrislom5288 16 дней назад +27

    I've seen it 20 times and "...but no one will do it..." never tires

    • @kriskquinn.68
      @kriskquinn.68 13 дней назад +1

      Hits like a 25 pound cross to the back of the head.

  • @Jundokuslei
    @Jundokuslei 14 дней назад +23

    He told the grandma joke like a true pshycho🤣🤣

  • @treecloser
    @treecloser 15 дней назад +29

    Finaly a full 45 minute show available here on RUclips. Thank you for making this possible comedy central.
    Funny to me is that there are words bleeped out like ("S---") or ("F---") but the stories he is telling are more insane ( Humor). ❤ from The Netherlands

    • @democlips1
      @democlips1 4 дня назад

      About the bleeping; that’s American hypocrisy for you

    • @shink5331
      @shink5331 День назад

      The stories are in your head. Is your scalp 10 stories tall?

  • @HaischkaEST
    @HaischkaEST 23 дня назад +39

    This is like Christmas as a child! HECK YES!!! Jeselnik time!

  • @TomaszOdkrywca
    @TomaszOdkrywca 22 дня назад +88

    Punchlines hit harder than a 25-pound cross falling off a bedroom wall onto your head

    • @matthewdecamp2737
      @matthewdecamp2737 22 дня назад

      Throwback. Unless I didn't get to that joke yet!

    • @harisankard1404
      @harisankard1404 20 дней назад

      True true 😂
      That cross hurts!!

    • @zeric3000
      @zeric3000 19 дней назад

      Yeah, you don't see them coming!

    • @LordRanilin
      @LordRanilin 17 дней назад +1

      @@zeric3000 Just like her! 🤣

    • @Eternal_Satyr
      @Eternal_Satyr 16 дней назад

      You mean, onto the back of your dad's head.

  • @Zunip182
    @Zunip182 23 дня назад +62

    Dude has legendary one liners. Im dying over here

    • @priceforlife32
      @priceforlife32 14 дней назад

      Oh no better call an ambulance.😑

    • @Kenjuudo
      @Kenjuudo 14 дней назад +1

      @@priceforlife32 "oh no"

    • @bryanergau6682
      @bryanergau6682 14 дней назад

      He doesn't have ANY one-liners. Also, I don't think you know what one-liners are.

    • @user-jg5gt5rg7t
      @user-jg5gt5rg7t 13 дней назад

      @@bryanergau6682 you're a civilian. You know nothing about one liners or LPM pfft🙄

    • @bryanergau6682
      @bryanergau6682 13 дней назад

      @@user-jg5gt5rg7t Don Rickles and Rodney Dangerfield.

  • @badger297
    @badger297 23 дня назад +22

    Naming this special "Caligula" was such a nice touch when you know the content of the comedy he does 😂

  • @Girrrrrrrr
    @Girrrrrrrr 3 дня назад +1

    The Christopher Walken of comedy...one of the best! 😂😂😂

  • @ordinarryalien
    @ordinarryalien 23 дня назад +103

    It never gets old. He's one of the few comedians whose stand-ups I watch over and over again.

    • @matthewdecamp2737
      @matthewdecamp2737 22 дня назад +1

      never!

    • @dwarftechnitian
      @dwarftechnitian 18 дней назад +1

      who are the other ones?

    • @ordinarryalien
      @ordinarryalien 18 дней назад +1

      @@dwarftechnitian Bill Burr, George Carlin, Frankie Boyle.

    • @democlips1
      @democlips1 16 дней назад +1

      @@ordinarryalienhow about the Vintage Jim Jefferies?

    • @ordinarryalien
      @ordinarryalien 16 дней назад

      @@democlips1 I think the longest I've watched Jim Jefferies is an hour. For some reason, I've overlooked his work. Any suggestions?

  • @jaycortez527
    @jaycortez527 23 дня назад +16

    Cold....sharp....savage. no fat pure comedic power

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 17 дней назад +1

      "Cold,* sharp,* savage.* No* fat,* pure comedic power.*" What has the humble comma done to you that you need to waste shitloads of fullstops instead?

    • @Hyptosis
      @Hyptosis 15 дней назад

      @@einundsiebenziger5488

  • @adamcurrie5528
    @adamcurrie5528 13 дней назад +10

    “Did you hear what I said?”
    Big Brain Comedian Moment*

  • @johanfahlberg3778
    @johanfahlberg3778 5 дней назад +2

    "So she's dead..." is the ONLY time I have guessed his joke, of everything I've seen from him.😅
    I hope I'll some day see him live! One of my two favorites (along with Mr Burr).

  • @TheLovelySheri
    @TheLovelySheri 2 дня назад +3

    I'd like to imagine this was Christopher Walken when he was younger.

  • @jamesgillespie1347
    @jamesgillespie1347 10 дней назад +4

    The comedy of despair? Why do I love listening to him when I feel low?

  • @jimmyispromo
    @jimmyispromo 2 дня назад

    Meet Anthony before he was Famous and he hasn't changed. Love it

  • @NS-cs3wp
    @NS-cs3wp 15 дней назад +10

    I keep forgetting that Anthony is from Pittsburgh. For what it’s worth, most dudes from Pittsburgh has this sense of humor

  • @linkfloyd4908
    @linkfloyd4908 18 дней назад +19

    Jeselnik has the same energy as Tosh, but the opposite pace.

  • @sydismine
    @sydismine 23 дня назад +10

    Jeselnik! You're a moment of Zen and a STONE COLD KILLER!❤‍🔥❤‍🔥❤‍🔥

  • @jimmypoobah8094
    @jimmypoobah8094 9 дней назад +2

    He reminds me of Steven Wright. Calm cool delivery with a twist on the end.

  • @billmatthews5877
    @billmatthews5877 5 дней назад +3

    Possibly the greatest comedian ever?

    • @RudyBoy
      @RudyBoy День назад

      You’re not fooling anyone, Jeselnik

  • @waxwars9183
    @waxwars9183 2 дня назад +1

    you're telling me the the smartest person on earth, Tony Stark, didn't think of an automatic way to pee that doesn't need to be explained

  • @SmilingCaveWaterfall-yc2tk
    @SmilingCaveWaterfall-yc2tk 18 дней назад +7

    Crazy that they bleep swear words when Jeselniks' material is this dark...

  • @jaygomesphoto
    @jaygomesphoto 23 дня назад +4

    Man, who else remembers the Casey Anthony trial? That was a wild incident & even more hilarious of Anthony's post-show experience 😅😅

  • @Guy.On.The.Couch.
    @Guy.On.The.Couch. 23 дня назад +15

    The way he holds the mic drives me nuts 😂

  • @knaz7468
    @knaz7468 22 дня назад +4

    I've heard this so many times over the years. Never gets old.

  • @stokedmtb333
    @stokedmtb333 9 дней назад +1

    Jeselnik is like the Cosby of comedy….you never see him coming.

  • @tedbillings2135
    @tedbillings2135 13 дней назад +3

    This guy is a master of misdirection.

  • @krisk4541
    @krisk4541 13 дней назад +2

    That was a pleasure.
    I could have listened to 10 hours of that.

  • @boogalo781
    @boogalo781 20 дней назад +3

    All killer no filler. Love it

  • @Wichitan
    @Wichitan 2 дня назад

    Normally I wouldn't leave a like for a corporate video, but it's Jeselnik...

  • @Tony_G_92
    @Tony_G_92 17 дней назад +2

    I love that this is from 2013 and that I never heard him tell these jokes cuz now if I want to see him live it’ll be new material

    • @coltenh581
      @coltenh581 14 дней назад +2

      Well that’s true of most comedians anyway. The vast majority “retire” most of the jokes they put into a special. So by the time it airs they’re well on the way to building their next hour.

  • @hamblyrock
    @hamblyrock 7 дней назад +4

    The fact that he is so close to the bone but yet hardly ever swears is a testament to his creativity and talent.
    He’s up there with some of the best in my opinion.

  • @knaz7468
    @knaz7468 22 дня назад +15

    Why is this censored?

  • @th0uxan
    @th0uxan 20 дней назад +1

    Hell yeah. Can’t wait to listen to this tomorrow

  • @Deadeyenio
    @Deadeyenio 23 дня назад +3

    2 min in and the crowd laughing so hard for no reason

  • @NickvonZ
    @NickvonZ 11 дней назад +2

    He always makes me laugh.

  • @macethorns1168
    @macethorns1168 12 дней назад +3

    He needs a new special. One of my favorites.

  • @johnisaacdavey
    @johnisaacdavey 8 дней назад +1

    I do not like Anthony Jeslenik, but he still makes me laugh.

  • @HBMtv_
    @HBMtv_ 18 дней назад +3

    “Was Your Neice” Is Crazy😭

  • @patrickneenan9798
    @patrickneenan9798 23 дня назад +2

    This is Awesome! Anthony is great .

  • @jeffreykipperman6894
    @jeffreykipperman6894 10 дней назад +6

    Jeselnik is the GOAT of dark humor, and so relatable. I had an ex just like his, she wouldn't shut up, so I sent her to the principle's office.

  • @mrbvr3013
    @mrbvr3013 4 дня назад +1

    This is one of the best sets ever

  • @joshuaturner349
    @joshuaturner349 23 дня назад +10

    Magician level misdirects as a comedian lol no shot you ever see his punchlines coming

    • @youtube8775
      @youtube8775 19 дней назад +1

      They're extremely well crafted. Always have to wait for the last few words of shock & awe.

  • @crazyunclechris491
    @crazyunclechris491 14 дней назад +2

    Love the dark humor comedy I wish there was more

  • @regiasama3565
    @regiasama3565 23 дня назад +3

    I love your comedy! ❤

  • @leszekbigos9864
    @leszekbigos9864 День назад

    FINALLY! I used to listen to this on a CD 😄 Awesome show 😁

  • @RobertStricklandinKorea
    @RobertStricklandinKorea 23 дня назад +3

    I feel guilty laughing. Sure, Saint Peter will be glaring at me when explaining.

  • @thomasvronding8199
    @thomasvronding8199 4 дня назад +1

    never knew him... but he just got a fan from Denmark ;O)

  • @SpadeD1omonds
    @SpadeD1omonds 23 дня назад +2

    I listen to this guy almost everyday, makes me laugh every time

    • @sebastianwhalin743
      @sebastianwhalin743 18 дней назад

      Does he have that much material out there? I like his stuff but found he only has a few specials but I could be wrong

  • @mihalisg6940
    @mihalisg6940 10 дней назад +3

    He should have been at the Tom Brady roast.

  • @MJVanD
    @MJVanD 24 дня назад +7

    YES!!

  • @tylerfitzgerald6279
    @tylerfitzgerald6279 8 дней назад +2

    Im in that audience

  • @johnveazey2957
    @johnveazey2957 16 дней назад

    Always gold love jeselnik

  • @Affalterbach1967
    @Affalterbach1967 9 дней назад +2

    20:00 is the best Amy Schumer joke.

  • @josephlynch3746
    @josephlynch3746 23 дня назад

    ...as alwayZ!! Jeselnik😂~ 'Don't care how many times I see this.' 😅*

  • @OddWheelThriver
    @OddWheelThriver 4 дня назад +1

    I had the opportunity to visit my hometown to see him a few months ago, but my plane had to turn around mid flight. I started typing this thinking it was gonna be a good story and now I realize it's just a bummer and I don't know how to end it. Sorry you read this.

  • @sj1547
    @sj1547 23 дня назад +1

    Excellent 🎉😂

  • @robertgoss4842
    @robertgoss4842 10 дней назад +1

    Brutal comedy. And hilarious. I love the dark side.

  • @cjdingojames3715
    @cjdingojames3715 4 дня назад +1

    Just the best ever sick
    $h!t epic comedy I've seen 😂
    The comedy writing & delivery
    impressive 😮

  • @heatherh7834
    @heatherh7834 23 дня назад +1

    Lol love him❤

  • @unfunnyalien5635
    @unfunnyalien5635 6 дней назад

    He's Lost in his own perfection 😭😭 love him sooo muchh

  • @mrbvr3013
    @mrbvr3013 4 дня назад +1

    The best intro IMO

  • @danofiremano
    @danofiremano 9 дней назад

    He has a great sense of humor and the uncanny delivery of a mortician. What's not to like about him?!? ~ LoL

  • @matthewadair4507
    @matthewadair4507 10 дней назад

    28:58 I went to a college for students with learning disabilities, and I’m not even offended by this joke 😂😂

  • @andresocegueda4178
    @andresocegueda4178 3 дня назад +1

    So funny to this day

  • @GerardoReyes-Hernandez
    @GerardoReyes-Hernandez 17 дней назад

    This guys is funny af!!!

  • @bryanhoy8351
    @bryanhoy8351 2 дня назад

    I love the way you made sure we can pronounce your name!!

  • @KiranMedia.
    @KiranMedia. 4 дня назад

    That voice change at 33:34 when he said "reasonable"

  • @haileydee9954
    @haileydee9954 12 дней назад +1

    Wow, what a completely different era.

  • @stuartdamon3610
    @stuartdamon3610 5 дней назад +1

    I’m gonna burn in hell for watching this guy! 🔥😂

  • @jugsteve
    @jugsteve 8 дней назад

    I love that this recording has crowd work not in the audio-only version!

  • @einundsiebenziger5488
    @einundsiebenziger5488 17 дней назад +1

    Bet, AJ was a nice and loveable kid growing up, but changed when he watched "Austin Powers 2" where Dr. Evil's son asks Dr. Evil "why do you hate me?" and Dr. Evil answers "Because you're not evil enough." and AJ decided he never wanted to hear his dad ever say that to him.

  • @edddiej8320
    @edddiej8320 23 дня назад

    Never heard of him before but he is funny as hell!

  • @GerardoReyes-Hernandez
    @GerardoReyes-Hernandez 17 дней назад

    This guys is funny!!

  • @CaptLateNight
    @CaptLateNight 23 дня назад +1

    Awesome! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheUntypicalGerman
    @TheUntypicalGerman 12 часов назад

    10:10 damn that turn around got me ... :D

  • @anujkhosla916
    @anujkhosla916 6 дней назад

    Best ever

  • @nicolettakrzaczek3726
    @nicolettakrzaczek3726 21 день назад

    the joke about collar got me!

  • @skipdog9912
    @skipdog9912 11 дней назад

    Dudes hilarious! 😂😂😂

  • @tjcoley1310
    @tjcoley1310 21 день назад

    Wow, it’s crazy how I was looking for this and it’s uploaded two days ago

  • @MillerTheOfficialLoFi
    @MillerTheOfficialLoFi 5 дней назад

    You don't want to know how many times I peed my pants from over drinking in college.

  • @Eternal_Satyr
    @Eternal_Satyr 16 дней назад +1

    How many of us liked this video as soon as he walked out on stage?

  • @fuffoon
    @fuffoon 17 дней назад

    My new hero.

  • @mianilsson9632
    @mianilsson9632 11 дней назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Love Love Love 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 24:04

  • @jeffkouns5368
    @jeffkouns5368 19 дней назад +1

    Or a stutter. 😂
    Same.

  • @theRealPowro01
    @theRealPowro01 23 дня назад +2

    Love him..watched it many Times,still awesome

  • @johanburger4454
    @johanburger4454 6 дней назад

    The best the goat

  • @FUJILA
    @FUJILA 2 дня назад

    And coming to Cyprus in Oct 2024

  • @Zunip182
    @Zunip182 23 дня назад +2

    Give me the drugs XD

  • @kentmastainich9712
    @kentmastainich9712 3 дня назад

    Gold

  • @F2PARTIES
    @F2PARTIES 3 дня назад

    some people look like they should be potrayed in a simpson episode.... this guy

  • @donaldvarley1700
    @donaldvarley1700 7 дней назад

    This guy is fu●■king brilliant.

  • @SpaceJoke
    @SpaceJoke 23 дня назад +8

    Most underrated comedian of all time

  • @adamspinto7466
    @adamspinto7466 23 дня назад +3

    18 minutes cut???? Come oonnnn

    • @RonWrightwrites
      @RonWrightwrites 20 дней назад +1

      @adamspinto7466 Come onnn? Really?? No, not come on. It's Come errrshalls. remember, this aired on a cable TV network way before it ended up on RUclips

  • @jchabo82
    @jchabo82 20 дней назад +1

    This guy is like if Hayden Christiansen had the personality of Danny Mcbride.

  • @hbeachley
    @hbeachley 23 дня назад +20

    Censored Anthony Jesselnick just makes no sense.