Anthony Jeselnik Roasts Roseanne HD UNEDITED

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @trappsouldonley2709
    @trappsouldonley2709 2 года назад +1526

    You can tell he is genuinely pleased that Rosanne is laughing at his roasts

    • @peted7891
      @peted7891 2 года назад +51

      His legit smile says it all

    • @BitsofJoshua
      @BitsofJoshua Год назад +11

      Regardless of politics, she'll always be remembered as a titan of comedy

    • @JeffKopis
      @JeffKopis 11 месяцев назад +1

      Somebody had to.

    • @pipedown1246
      @pipedown1246 11 месяцев назад +3

      Rosanne and Fisher look like they can be related

    • @ThePulaskiPumper
      @ThePulaskiPumper 6 месяцев назад +8

      She's the only one that was a good sport about it. She's a real comic not some fragile Hollywood actor

  • @THEMUDBUSTERS4
    @THEMUDBUSTERS4 11 месяцев назад +40

    I remember his first roast and I was like “who is this guy?” He’s clearly very well-known now and is a great example of nothing being off limits in comedy which is how it should be. I love that every time he does a roast they still act like we don’t know who he is.

  • @skepticalobserver7484
    @skepticalobserver7484 2 года назад +622

    A big part of what made that roast so fun was Roseanne loving it and laughing her ass off.

    • @bradwest4821
      @bradwest4821 2 года назад +10

      Bob Sagat also laughed his ass off, and it made it so great

    • @skepticalobserver7484
      @skepticalobserver7484 2 года назад +2

      @@bradwest4821 true!!

    • @brianingell3174
      @brianingell3174 2 года назад

      well, other than the incest joke as that shit ain't funny per jada...er roseanne's face. (of course, how could you know?)

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 2 года назад +6

      She was a great sport, one of the best I've seen. Her outfit was incredible too 😄

    • @skepticalobserver7484
      @skepticalobserver7484 2 года назад +2

      @@bernlin2000 she really did look amazing.

  • @GuryWullums
    @GuryWullums 2 года назад +297

    That Ryan Dunn joke was fucking brutal but to cap it off she has to say "I got death threats last year" making the joke 1000 times better.

    • @toetaggerh4253
      @toetaggerh4253 Год назад +17

      Did they date or something? Is there something the layman is missing?

    • @kimcho773
      @kimcho773 Год назад +58

      @Toe Tagger H yes they did, but that have nothing to do with this. It was refering to the last roast where Amy Schumer made a joke about wishing steve o dead instead of ryan dunn, and steve o didnt take it too well and i guess some fan got angry with Amy Schumer

    • @toetaggerh4253
      @toetaggerh4253 Год назад +10

      @kim cho thanks for the reply Kim 👍

    • @russell-gt1dy
      @russell-gt1dy Год назад +7

      Yeah he likely wrote that 'joke' for her

    • @chuco915C
      @chuco915C Год назад +1

      @@russell-gt1dydamn you prolly right it’s his stench all over it now that I think about it

  • @williamhornabrook8081
    @williamhornabrook8081 2 года назад +582

    I love how much Gilbert laughed at that crazy joke about him.

    • @tas4u93
      @tas4u93 2 года назад +21

      It's not a joke. These people are sick

    • @mythocrat
      @mythocrat 2 года назад +20

      it is not just a joke, it is a roast.

    • @vinnyrex
      @vinnyrex 2 года назад +44

      Dude has an amazing sense of humor.

    • @Fleeto2006
      @Fleeto2006 2 года назад +1

      @@tas4u93 snowflake feelings hurt? aw

    • @tom_reagan
      @tom_reagan 2 года назад +58

      That was a perfect joke for Gilbert, he’s got a sick sense of humor too.

  • @iantruax17
    @iantruax17 Год назад +420

    To paraphrase the late great Patrice O’Neil, comedy isnt everyone laughing, it’s getting half the room to laugh and the half to be horrified, and Anthony is great at that.

    • @jackodonnell5821
      @jackodonnell5821 Год назад

      Nobody knows him, and nobody should. He reminds me of a medieval restaurant waiter, his whole demeanor. And you just wanna go, 'Shut the fuck up, and bring me my giant turkey leg you fucking nothing'. - Patrice O'Neal

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Год назад +24

      to paraphrase Anthony talking about Patrice, "youre so fat you deep fry your fingernails to bite them."

    • @PlatypusPlessisLips
      @PlatypusPlessisLips 7 месяцев назад +3

      Patrice was a lump of diabetes

    • @Rf201njfam
      @Rf201njfam 6 месяцев назад +2

      You can't put him and Patrice O'neal in the same sentence or category. AJ's jokes on this roast seemed like he wrote them during commercial break.

    • @ThePeoplesScamp
      @ThePeoplesScamp 6 месяцев назад

      they burried patrice in 6 caskets... he was that fat. he died watching gary coleman ... diffrent strokes

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 2 года назад +963

    "I don't wanna drudge up any old wounds.... but your father famously abandoned you...." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @talldude1412
      @talldude1412 2 года назад +32

      @Meadow Pinkelle congrats, you're starting to understand the joke

    • @Drifter-fx4pn
      @Drifter-fx4pn 2 года назад +9

      Wasn't even funny, just a grubby barb

    • @Tee-OhBee
      @Tee-OhBee 2 года назад +40

      @@Drifter-fx4pn good thing comedy is subjective

    • @craigjones667
      @craigjones667 2 года назад +11

      Man that was like a left hook from 20 year old tyson right to the jaw..

    • @ronlee6590
      @ronlee6590 2 года назад +8

      Nothing at that roast, including Gilbert Gottfried's crucifixion of Carrie Fisher, (how can ya'll overlook Affleck) comes close to when Gilbert disemboweled Robin Quivers.
      Missing Greg Giraldo.

  • @Nick-zu9sn
    @Nick-zu9sn 2 года назад +596

    He absolutely killed it. One thing you have to give Roseanne from that Roast, NO ONE laughed at the brutal jokes aimed at her more than SHE did. She truly loved it.

    • @geoffreybergeron4493
      @geoffreybergeron4493 2 года назад

      It's an adverse reaction. Each laugh saying " you fuckin bastard!!!!" 🤣 the fact

    • @Guppusmaximus
      @Guppusmaximus 2 года назад +10

      I think it would be an honor to get roasted by the likes of Jeselnik, Gottfried and Giraldo. I would imagine it's like when Weird Al Yankovic wants to parody your song.

    • @LeslieJayBoschPhoto
      @LeslieJayBoschPhoto 2 года назад

      Brutal jokes? Like "walking on eggshells because you couldn't stop eating eggs"? That's 3rd grade humor. None of it was even remotely funny.

    • @markuschelios6891
      @markuschelios6891 2 года назад +19

      @@LeslieJayBoschPhoto "Boo, bitches, Boo."

    • @tjsarcher7221
      @tjsarcher7221 2 года назад +1

      @@LeslieJayBoschPhoto he didn't mean only from jeselnik dummy, all of them from everyone.

  • @jackpotjoey8828
    @jackpotjoey8828 2 года назад +1515

    His goal is always to make people cringe and shake their head… and he succeeds each time

    • @alabarjhoni9742
      @alabarjhoni9742 2 года назад +8

      which is why he is garbage. oooh he said something "inappropriate"....how edgy lol. what a hack.

    • @jarredslama5602
      @jarredslama5602 2 года назад +13

      @@alabarjhoni9742 - Obviously you are a fan otherwise you wouldn’t be watching and commenting. Despite what some pencil dick like you thinks he’s one of the best roasters and his specials are among the best.

    • @EndreyMusic
      @EndreyMusic 2 года назад +29

      @@alabarjhoni9742 He's usually better than this tbh

    • @jackpotjoey8828
      @jackpotjoey8828 2 года назад +28

      @@alabarjhoni9742 most comedians are inappropriate. Richard Prior and George Carlin paved that road but it was just shock value. Jeselnik isn’t hacking anyone since he’s not copying anyone’s style. He’s not going for shock, he’s going for blood and tears.

    • @zk97383
      @zk97383 2 года назад

      @Jay Dee yeah they suck

  • @BlackBarney
    @BlackBarney 2 года назад +1029

    the unedited version is awesome. You can feel the uneasiness which makes all the jokes so much better.

    • @countof3everybodyOD
      @countof3everybodyOD 2 года назад +15

      Would be ten times better if he didn’t cuck for Amy Schumer

    • @BennHaze
      @BennHaze 2 года назад +10

      Where can I see that?

    • @HockeyNationHD
      @HockeyNationHD 2 года назад +5

      I'm old fashioned, I'd have made the jokes much better by writing better jokes.

    • @myaccountvideos
      @myaccountvideos 2 года назад +6

      It’s terrible and not funny at all.

    • @myaccountvideos
      @myaccountvideos 2 года назад +3

      @Seymour Kitty I agree. He is terrible.

  • @mageofthestorm1
    @mageofthestorm1 2 года назад +57

    I mean it's a roast, but God damn this guy puts daggers in hearts. He lightened up with Rosanne. The rest got slaughtered.

    • @pointysidedown
      @pointysidedown 4 дня назад

      He didn't roast Schumer, his ex-girlfriend

  • @qzuentinwatts6607
    @qzuentinwatts6607 2 года назад +1206

    How do you follow up a Ryan Dunn dying joke? A John Ritter Dying joke. Anthony is too pure for this world.

    • @TheRealDarrylStrawberry
      @TheRealDarrylStrawberry 2 года назад +119

      He may have literally killed Carrie Fisher.

    • @sammobleyscottsdalerealtor6985
      @sammobleyscottsdalerealtor6985 2 года назад +11

      @@TheRealDarrylStrawberry I was thinking the same thing.

    • @jasonarno9560
      @jasonarno9560 2 года назад +3

      @@TheRealDarrylStrawberry lol what

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 2 года назад +49

      I keep wondering why his career didn't soar. Then it hits me. He came up right when cancel culture & PC language got out of hand.
      What has he got if he can't be mean?

    • @vibecat4899
      @vibecat4899 2 года назад +8

      Choose Carefully - it’s a genre: Insult Comedy. why are you watching any part of a roast if you hate the entire genre?

  • @chasedavis3367
    @chasedavis3367 2 года назад +311

    Rest easy Gilbert! You were a true legend! ❤️

    • @chargerfan2
      @chargerfan2 Год назад +12

      Gilbert should have been arrested after that roast, for absolutely murdering Roseanne. Such a loss.

    • @kyledavidson8712
      @kyledavidson8712 Год назад +4

      LEGEND!

    • @Kr0N05
      @Kr0N05 2 месяца назад

      Yup, "Everybody forgets about the tail!"

    • @rhovey1059
      @rhovey1059 17 дней назад

      And Greg Giraldo

  • @emmanuelmedina5535
    @emmanuelmedina5535 2 года назад +207

    As a fan of Whose Line, that "uppity slave" line had me dying. 😂🤣
    Roseanne was a good sport though. Love her laugh.

    • @TheChupacabra
      @TheChupacabra 2 года назад +3

      Wayne Brady was the meanest person is this clip. What he was doing to Jeselnik was trying to cut him off at the knees after and shake him so he’d misdeliver his next joke. Wayne seems like a cool guy, but to do this at roast is bad form.

    • @htime9119
      @htime9119 2 года назад +4

      @@TheChupacabra What?

    • @TheChupacabra
      @TheChupacabra 2 года назад +13

      @@htime9119 at 4:30. “That was good, that was good, that was good right,” said with sarcasm. It’s the comedian version of yelling “NOT FUNNY!” Just kind of a b*^+# move

    • @Stooole85
      @Stooole85 2 года назад +3

      @@TheChupacabra Man ,he is sincere. You obviously don't know how to read faces.

    • @TheChupacabra
      @TheChupacabra 2 года назад +2

      @@Stooole85 Wayne knows how to “Yes And” someone and how to F with them. That was the later

  • @nickbyrd1027
    @nickbyrd1027 2 года назад +118

    That gastric bypass joke was so much better than the reaction it got 😂

    • @medicaded698
      @medicaded698 8 месяцев назад +1

      It got a round of applause..

    • @michaeldonoghue9015
      @michaeldonoghue9015 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@medicaded698Cheesecake Factory joke was killer too

  • @MatiasGeraldoThe2nd
    @MatiasGeraldoThe2nd 2 года назад +189

    No one stings like Jeselnik. He’s so brilliant crazy and fearless.

    • @DannyP-dm1pw
      @DannyP-dm1pw 11 месяцев назад +4

      Greg Giraldo

    • @jamesgreensmith6469
      @jamesgreensmith6469 11 месяцев назад +1

      Greg Geraldo is the roast king. Him telling Jeff Foxworthy that he looks like Magnum PI with AIDS still makes me laugh

  • @wparke1
    @wparke1 Год назад +53

    I love how every comedian on the panel was laughing and everyone else acted offended

  • @kactusjaxson2965
    @kactusjaxson2965 2 года назад +127

    "every episode I've seen is like watching a 3rd tower collapse" 💀

    • @marklewen9384
      @marklewen9384 6 месяцев назад +10

      3 towers DID collapse .

    • @degenerate82
      @degenerate82 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@marklewen9384 lol was looking for this comment, unbelievable that this isn't common knowledge

    • @danerook
      @danerook 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@degenerate82It is common knowledge

    • @user-px9gy6pu2y
      @user-px9gy6pu2y 3 месяца назад

      tower 1,2, 7

    • @thedrzoidberg4559
      @thedrzoidberg4559 3 месяца назад

      Jesus Christ you morons BUILDING 7 wasn't a tower.

  • @itisijeeemus4036
    @itisijeeemus4036 2 года назад +24

    Good lord how did I ever miss this. Thank you so much for posting this. He’s a national treasure.

  • @BestNewsClips
    @BestNewsClips Год назад +64

    Extremely underrated comedian. Dry sarcastic humor is what keeps us in our lane. You're never too rich & famous to be mad fun of mercilessly 😊

    • @thebendu33
      @thebendu33 7 месяцев назад +2

      Well, he has 2 Netflix specials, I wouldn't call him underrated.

  • @larrytowe6672
    @larrytowe6672 2 года назад +752

    Anthony's comedy is absolutely brutal, you actually feel guilty at times for listening to this guy LOL.

    • @alabarjhoni9742
      @alabarjhoni9742 2 года назад +3

      if you're a wimp maybe. these jokes are so weak. oooh he said something inappropriate...how edgy lol. i thought i'd give this guy a chance. it is awful. anyone could come up with these things. an uncle raped you. towers falling. that's all you got?

    • @cuivre2004
      @cuivre2004 2 года назад +16

      @@alabarjhoni9742 Give us one of your "edgy jokes", Alabar.

    • @careful...Icarus
      @careful...Icarus 2 года назад +18

      Its his cadence and slightly removed demeanor that elevate the material. Very surgical in his strikes.

    • @psychedelicfright85
      @psychedelicfright85 2 года назад

      @@alabarjhoni9742 same comment, again. Your fake name is as dumb as your comment.

    • @rCali-zm2es
      @rCali-zm2es 2 года назад +5

      @@alabarjhoni9742 yea I was waiting to laugh and his delivery is trash too, I was waiting for it to get better but he kept the same momentum and energy.
      The gastric bypass joke was pretty decent than that dry thank you at the end was just icing on the crap cake he assembled. This was recommended gave it a shot now, I know not to click on his vids from now on.

  • @pwcho50
    @pwcho50 2 года назад +230

    Big ups to Roseanne. She knows how to take a joke and is a great sport about it. She is a comedy legend. Anthony is a class act. Great roast!

    • @MrTPain
      @MrTPain 2 года назад +1

      She talks the talk
      She gotta walk that walk.

    • @mismissy
      @mismissy 2 года назад +4

      She is a joke. Might as well laugh at it

    • @glennduke5853
      @glennduke5853 2 года назад +2

      @@mismissy Roseanne can do it though! I am a fan.

    • @joshythehand2960
      @joshythehand2960 2 года назад

      @@mismissy a joke.. you mean one of the most successful, self made , women in history? Funny how libs forget her show actually had the first lesbian kiss in tv, 2 gay weddings, their best friends were black.. and please look up the congresswoman she was reffering to. That chick 100% looks like zira from planet of the apes. And fyi.. the apes in planet of the apes represent white people.

    • @ericryanyawl9401
      @ericryanyawl9401 Год назад +1

      She.Is.Insane.

  • @corporalclegg914
    @corporalclegg914 2 года назад +104

    5:20 - he got the trademark ‘Roseanne’ laugh out of her before he was done with the punchline. she knew where he was going & was already there. best joke

  • @neuvocastezero1838
    @neuvocastezero1838 Год назад +14

    Everyone gets nervous when Anthony takes the stand at a roast. And rightfully so.

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 2 года назад +87

    I just love watching Jeselnik and wondering how many people know his style, and how many people don't.

    • @tonyhughes110
      @tonyhughes110 2 года назад +3

      He said on his special "Thoughts And Prayers" that he believes he's one of the best comedians of all time, and I don't disagree with him.

  • @modest_mind2526
    @modest_mind2526 2 года назад +23

    Roasanne is such a hardcore comic, she laughed genuinely to every joke at her expense.

    • @Wraithlen
      @Wraithlen 3 месяца назад

      Well she probably didn't understand most of them.

  • @LarryNewman69
    @LarryNewman69 2 года назад +332

    Not a huge fan of Roseanne however I love when people can laugh at people making fun of them. Made her seem much more likable!

    • @justinjc1939
      @justinjc1939 2 года назад +25

      She's a comedian before anything else. She has to have a good sense of humor :)

    • @LarryNewman69
      @LarryNewman69 2 года назад +10

      @@justinjc1939 you're right. I just found her self laughter to be awesome.

    • @Shifty1940
      @Shifty1940 2 года назад +8

      Roseanne is awesome. Probably the richest sitcom up until that point with depth of characters, setting and adherence to continuity. I don’t know how much she had a hand in that but almost certainly hired the right people that could.

    • @CalmDownJack
      @CalmDownJack 2 года назад +3

      she rocks. why even specify that ur not a huge fan of her who cares

    • @topcover7390
      @topcover7390 2 года назад

      Yeah agree on all points.

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 2 года назад +51

    Something about Roseannes laugh makes me laugh, I know she’s been “canceled” or whatever the hell they call it now, but I still enjoy watching old Roseannes episodes.

  • @jonathancarpenter399
    @jonathancarpenter399 2 года назад +53

    This is great. No cuts..you can hear how he destroys and it'd awkward

  • @kyleterry7671
    @kyleterry7671 2 года назад +24

    The way he delivers his jokes the calmness and just the cockiness is so damn appealing... One of the most underrated comics out there

  • @Eric-ro8bw
    @Eric-ro8bw 2 года назад +32

    Rosanne's laugh is the best thing ever.

  • @akeffo
    @akeffo Год назад +14

    Anthony is the bomb. I’ve seen him twice and never disappoints.

    • @outerlimit1999
      @outerlimit1999 Год назад

      Missed opportunity to say "Anthony is the bomb. I've seen him kill twice." 😜

  • @SilentBob731
    @SilentBob731 2 года назад +25

    Jeselnik is one of the best comedians working today, and perfect for roasts.

  • @hugohackenbush1554
    @hugohackenbush1554 2 года назад +12

    Jeselnik is a class act. His one liners are crafted with the same skill and deadliness of a ninja's poison tipped dart.

  • @purpleheartsofficial
    @purpleheartsofficial 2 года назад +212

    i love how you hear amy in the background say "i got death threats last year" hahahaha

    • @chilliecheesecake
      @chilliecheesecake 2 года назад +30

      The stupid bimbo felt so sorry for herself lmmfao.

    • @kingdingaling413
      @kingdingaling413 2 года назад +10

      @@chilliecheesecake I mean it was a fucking joke

    • @tas4u93
      @tas4u93 2 года назад +83

      The best part is how he keeps going without even acknowledging her

    • @BrandonHeat243
      @BrandonHeat243 2 года назад +13

      @@tas4u93 I think she was literally his girlfriend when they were filming this.

    • @angrydalailama6089
      @angrydalailama6089 2 года назад +17

      @@BrandonHeat243 nah, I think they were already split. She looked pissed at him from jump.

  • @Boygonebad
    @Boygonebad 2 года назад +32

    Gilbert laughing at all the jokes is the best RIP

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 Год назад

      ... the best RIP? Or do you perhaps mean "... the best.* R.I.P." Punctuation does matter.

    • @Boygonebad
      @Boygonebad Год назад +1

      @@einundsiebenziger5488 shut up dork

  • @jessegonzales1788
    @jessegonzales1788 2 года назад +33

    Wayne Brady took it like a champ!! Lol

  • @Canttouchthis04
    @Canttouchthis04 2 года назад +191

    Anthony is one of the funniest comics of our time, it's a shame he hasn't gotten the recognition he deserves. His delivery and cadence are top notch.

    • @garryleavy2028
      @garryleavy2028 Год назад +11

      Correct. He'll never be main stream because he's too funny and edgy. The PC crowd would be out with their cancel card in not iem...

    • @PatrikNilsson1
      @PatrikNilsson1 Год назад +9

      What?! He's extremely well known an successful, what are you talking about?

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 Год назад +1

      He's had three Netflix specials. I hope he doesn't get that big. He will be stuck in some unfunny shitcom like Tim Allen.

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 Год назад +1

      Gottfried:(

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 Год назад +1

      Slams Amy Schumer... legend

  • @realitycheck5383
    @realitycheck5383 2 года назад +216

    you know what makes jeselnik happy? all of those moans when he makes his jokes. i mean, hes got huge balls to make those comments! also, he didnt want to do these roast anymore, so his way of sticking it to comedy central was make everyone uncomfortable. by the way.... he won.

    • @HockeyNationHD
      @HockeyNationHD 2 года назад +8

      I doubt very much he was happy w his performance here or how it went.

    • @jefolson6989
      @jefolson6989 2 года назад +4

      AJ is unpredictable. I like that. There are so few surprises in comedy now

    • @Tyan_Nahts
      @Tyan_Nahts 2 года назад +1

      @@HockeyNationHD I don't think he change that much about it honestly. His average joke is usually harsher than what you hear during these things and most people aren't able to see the funny. He is not an everyone kind of comic and if not already a fan of his it's unlikely he will appeal to someone new, especially at a roast. He knows that and either way he gets paid the same.

    • @HockeyNationHD
      @HockeyNationHD 2 года назад +3

      @@Tyan_Nahts I think he would change a lot about it. Like write much funnier jokes and deliver them better. I have liked Jeselnik elsewhere, this is a bad set.

    • @myaccountvideos
      @myaccountvideos 2 года назад

      Luckily everyone knew what he was going to say before he said it.

  • @neuvatierra4324
    @neuvatierra4324 2 года назад +64

    The Wayne Brady joke straight brutally funny and true.

  • @930tomp
    @930tomp 2 года назад +132

    Not his best work, but the Cheesecake Factory joke killed.

    • @EndreyMusic
      @EndreyMusic 2 года назад +3

      Exactly what i was thinking too

    • @Dave_Dot_Executable
      @Dave_Dot_Executable 2 года назад +4

      Personally I woulda gone with "Tom Arnold, John Goodman, and The Burger King."

  • @BoomerG21
    @BoomerG21 Год назад +70

    I love how uncomfortable this crowd is. Dude is a legend.

  • @jedinxf7
    @jedinxf7 2 года назад +253

    not his best but still savage. the gastric bypass joke was fucking hilarious

    • @toddp.5185
      @toddp.5185 2 года назад +7

      Was thinking the same, not his best roast, but Anthony on an “off night” still kills. I feel like the vibe of the CC roasts changed when they sat everyone in this circle setting. It just seems weird. Put the roaster up front, guest of honor in the middle, and everyone else to the side.

    • @pasco1182
      @pasco1182 Год назад +1

      i don’t get that joke what does beat it mean

    • @faw9148
      @faw9148 Год назад

      @@pasco1182 that she's still not thin

    • @pasco1182
      @pasco1182 Год назад

      @@faw9148 oh okay ty

  • @SaltyCado
    @SaltyCado 2 года назад +6

    Amy thought nobody would ever bring up the Ryan Dunn joke again.. thank you Anthony for pinning it back to her🤣 made the crowd go silent

  • @zacharyevans948
    @zacharyevans948 2 года назад +58

    The egg joke sounds like something Norm would write

  • @jergervasi3331
    @jergervasi3331 2 года назад +24

    If you don’t make at least half the audience groan or gasp, you aren’t roasting properly. Anthony slays.

  • @faczia
    @faczia 2 года назад +74

    I luv him because many of his zingers have a built-in delayed reaction . . .

    • @toolrammsteindeftones
      @toolrammsteindeftones 2 года назад +3

      He seemed off here. Not sure if it was the crowd or what

    • @AmeenAhmed1105
      @AmeenAhmed1105 2 года назад +2

      @@toolrammsteindeftones Yea, shitty crowd.

  • @christiandelozier109
    @christiandelozier109 2 года назад +30

    Y'all gotta realize that the type of humor Gilbert Gottfried was made famous by.

  • @MikesOrganicVideos
    @MikesOrganicVideos 2 года назад +19

    This guy is fearless. Yes some of the jokes made me cringe a little bit, but I still appreciated them.

  • @KingKook
    @KingKook 2 года назад +170

    The thing about Jeselnik's jokes is they sound heartlessly vicious-even sociopathic-but their humor comes almost entirely from the shock and surprise of their clever, unexpected twist punchlines, and much less from their dark, nasty themes. It's his fun with the elegant, efficient structure of the joke that comes thru. 😀👹🤪

    • @STB_666
      @STB_666 2 года назад +5

      Much like Hedberg ... paraprosdokian king. ❤️🤣

    • @Dustomatic
      @Dustomatic 2 года назад +9

      Thanks for explaining humor to us, chief. 🙄

    • @KingKook
      @KingKook 2 года назад

      @@Dustomatic The thing about your response is... 😂🤣😅😒

    • @twizaa
      @twizaa 2 года назад +2

      either you're clever enough to make people laugh or you're not. but don't try to pass low hanging fruit shock punchlines off as being too genius for the room to understand. he is just not funny.

    • @KingKook
      @KingKook 2 года назад

      It's so great being able to share our deepest hopes and desires in this very private personal way. 🤘😃

  • @quasarleon4645
    @quasarleon4645 2 года назад +122

    Katey Sagal is the definition of a classy woman imo .
    Married With Children still best sitcom in History .

  • @rafaelnycpr
    @rafaelnycpr Год назад +6

    Jeselnik used to date Amy Schumer. His first line to her. "It's been awhile" has all kinds of meanings. Then he followed up with a brutal death joke.

  • @MedroffYT
    @MedroffYT 2 года назад +615

    “I got death threats last year” funniest off the cuff thing she’s said anywhere ever.

    • @thisismagacountry1318
      @thisismagacountry1318 2 года назад +93

      That she didn't steal

    • @Augfordpdoggie
      @Augfordpdoggie 2 года назад +15

      can you explain it to me? I dont know who ryan dunn is or the relationship to Amy

    • @tylerb7964
      @tylerb7964 2 года назад +96

      @@Augfordpdoggie Ryan Dunn was a member of the Jackass cast that died back in 2011. Amy Schumer and Steve-O were both on the Roast of Charlie Sheen shortly after Dunn’s death and Schumer made a joke about it and Steve-O was visibly upset. She received a lot of backlash and death threats from the general public for the joke because Ryan Dunn was a beloved Jackass member

    • @tylerb7964
      @tylerb7964 2 года назад +65

      @@Augfordpdoggie Anthony Jeselnick was dating Schumer and I guess this was his attempt at standing up for her. Didn’t really go over well because she was already unlikeable with or without the joke she made

    • @Augfordpdoggie
      @Augfordpdoggie 2 года назад +10

      @@tylerb7964 ok I appreciate it

  • @notme222
    @notme222 2 года назад +8

    Every one of these lines is so brilliantly brutal I'm genuinely reeling.

  • @roblund6919
    @roblund6919 2 года назад +148

    His comedy is like re-activating old wounds.

    • @brohomo8795
      @brohomo8795 2 года назад

      Dude true

    • @jefolson6989
      @jefolson6989 2 года назад

      He is the only comic around that is completely unpredictable. Even the jokes I have heard before catch me by surprise!

    • @willdenoble1898
      @willdenoble1898 2 года назад +1

      How the fuck do you activate a wound?

    • @roblund6919
      @roblund6919 2 года назад

      @@willdenoble1898 old wounds because they still haven't healed,thank you so much for your fascinating insight

    • @jefolson6989
      @jefolson6989 2 года назад +1

      @@willdenoble1898 what you got no inactive wounds? Lol, rip off the scab, activate, and go again!

  • @justinmarlow9680
    @justinmarlow9680 2 года назад +84

    Anthony brings awareness to horrible issues while making things funny, while also not normalizing said horrible issues, that’s comedic genius

    • @UberKrispy
      @UberKrispy Год назад +5

      to you, a Subway sandwich artist is a Genius.

  • @michaelschneider-
    @michaelschneider- 2 года назад +56

    +1.. Anthony Jeselnik is a true pro comedic storyteller. ..

  • @sertank735
    @sertank735 11 месяцев назад +2

    Impeccable delivery and timing, and absolutely ruthless. He’s one of the best already but his star is still on the rise.

  • @JorgesUsername
    @JorgesUsername 2 года назад +33

    4:15
    "An uppity slave on Whose Line is it Anyways"
    Oh my fucking God that was good.

    • @chegadesuade
      @chegadesuade 2 года назад +3

      and then Wayne's strained facial expression trying to pretend he wasn't upset lol

    • @adamortega1
      @adamortega1 2 года назад

      Can someone pls explain this joke

    • @chegadesuade
      @chegadesuade 2 года назад

      @@adamortega1 The joke was about how black actors are sometimes best known for their role playing slaves. "Whose Line is it Anyway" is an improv comedy show where the host tells the comedians on stage what to do, and Wayne was one of those comedians for a while, hence "an uppity slave"

  • @careful...Icarus
    @careful...Icarus 2 года назад +2

    He smiths an outstanding sword of the truest steel then slides it in slowly,sometimes only halfway so you can marvel at its construction for a moment,then in it goes. Perfection.

  • @nickgibson5498
    @nickgibson5498 2 года назад +65

    Damn, that was cold blooded
    HE kind of Gabe Roseanne some softballs but, that 9/11 joke was good

  • @troyhubbard50
    @troyhubbard50 Год назад +4

    Love how Katie Siegel was already laughing when he brings up 8 simple rules. It's like she knew what was coming

  • @bkr1895
    @bkr1895 2 года назад +53

    That Cheesecake Factory joke was fantastic

  • @DesertDawg-oq5fg
    @DesertDawg-oq5fg Год назад +4

    2:20 your ex-boyfriend, making a joke about the incident that made people hate you before you even became super famous followed by “ I got death threats last year” is just beautiful, especially coming from Amy Schumer

  • @macklemorganfreeman8488
    @macklemorganfreeman8488 2 года назад +56

    Damn that Ryan Dunn joke was ruthless. He probably just died too.

    • @kfost55
      @kfost55 2 года назад +23

      It was a call back to Amy's joke about Ryan dunn at the previous roast.
      While roasting Steve-O she said
      "You're friend Ryan dunn died earlier this year and I know you were thinking god why isn't me and I know we were all thinking God why wasn't it."

    • @randyjobst5335
      @randyjobst5335 2 года назад +5

      I saw Daniel Tosh two days after Heath Ledger died. He opened the show by saying did you hear Batman killed the joker? They found a note that said 10 Things I Hate About Myself.

  • @randylahey345
    @randylahey345 9 месяцев назад +1

    "Carrie Fisher, you seem like you're right about to fucking snap." That is the best line to use on an unhinged person before you roast them about parental abuse.

  • @kendrickmaeldun
    @kendrickmaeldun 2 года назад +15

    Pretty sure this is the moment when Amy Schumer started thinking she was a big deal. My how those 15 minutes went by quickly.

    • @tonyjackson4078
      @tonyjackson4078 2 года назад +1

      I mean she did maintain the pretty big part weight wise.

    • @tonyjackson4078
      @tonyjackson4078 2 года назад

      @Jay I don't care about Ryan Dunn. I'm just saying Schumer stayed fat after popping a kid out.

  • @lawman3966
    @lawman3966 Год назад +26

    Jeselnik has extraordinary quality control. I can't recall him having one joke fail, or even get a lukewarm response. He just nails it every time. As hard as I try, I never know where he's going with the punchline.

    • @JeremiahLOsborne
      @JeremiahLOsborne Год назад +6

      Did you watch the same video? 3/4 of his jokes were garbage. It's like, wow, look you're relative is dead. Everybody laugh.

    • @randyjohnson2373
      @randyjohnson2373 Год назад

      @@JeremiahLOsborne lol watch it again, you probably a John Mulaney fan

    • @JeremiahLOsborne
      @JeremiahLOsborne Год назад

      @@randyjohnson2373 why would I waste my time? I already wasted the first 6 minutes, there's no point in watching this guy beat a dead corpse over and over again.

  • @simplenough
    @simplenough 2 года назад +15

    We need all the unedited roasts

  • @John-vm2sq
    @John-vm2sq 11 месяцев назад +1

    An uppity slave on Whose Line Is It Anyway.
    Omg I'm dead. Thank you Anthony. Seen you live in comedy clubs twice and each time you killed it. So good.

  • @zx6r_tribal
    @zx6r_tribal 2 года назад +86

    The cheesecake gag really got her laughing 🤣

    • @NotSoLiberal
      @NotSoLiberal 2 года назад +1

      I don’t get it. Can someone explain

    • @hudsonja
      @hudsonja 2 года назад +4

      @@NotSoLiberal he was talking about men who made a lot of money from her. It's a joke about her being famously overweight for most of her career, implying she spent a lot of money eating out at The Cheesecake Factory

  • @dekaOsiris
    @dekaOsiris Год назад +3

    Rosanne is a champion and a legend. Love it how she was enjoying every little bit at her expense 😂

  • @bakerslounge
    @bakerslounge 2 года назад +30

    Seth Green being so close and face to face at the point of delivery of his own rape joke is way funnier than I thought it'd be.

  • @EveK-North
    @EveK-North 5 месяцев назад +1

    Awesome set. Anthony’s one of the best in the biz.
    R.I.P. to Carrie Fisher and Gilbert Gottfried.

  • @andrewmoe7078
    @andrewmoe7078 2 года назад +6

    You can say whatever the hell you want to about a Roseanne. She is one of the best sports in the business.

  • @punkbastid973
    @punkbastid973 2 года назад +40

    Typical Jeselnik but Roseanne actually had me laughing at her reaction to the Cheesecake Factory joke. Good sport.
    Since this is post-Oscar slap...RIP, Comedy Roasts.

    • @AT-yj8gl
      @AT-yj8gl 2 года назад

      I wanna see Chris Rock roast will smith while August fucks his wife

  • @TontoEpstein
    @TontoEpstein 2 года назад +7

    Holy cow, Batman! Katey Sagal already had large chest implants for many years, but I wasn't aware that she'd since had the original replacements replaced. This second replacement is...well, it reminds me that spring is coming and I need to inflate my tires.

  • @Savagemister
    @Savagemister 3 месяца назад +1

    At the beginning, Jane Lynch saying "pretend like you recognize him", then Anthony's act said "oh, you'll know me after tonight"

  • @JGComments
    @JGComments 2 года назад +8

    Making Roseanne laugh meant to much to Anthony that he smiled.
    Lowest moment of his career.

  • @thedoggfather3567
    @thedoggfather3567 Год назад +12

    The fact she’s laughing tells you she’s a good sport 😂

  • @aaronburratwood.6957
    @aaronburratwood.6957 2 года назад +11

    I laughed so hard I hurt myself. It’s comedy and it’s all in jest, I hope offensive comedy isn’t gone forever.

  • @cmart3131
    @cmart3131 2 года назад +29

    This guy is a comic genius. The Ryan Dunn joke was funny. People are too sensitive

    • @nominalize8162
      @nominalize8162 2 года назад +6

      I think people just had no idea who he was

    • @philmedeiros2497
      @philmedeiros2497 2 года назад

      It's a callback from another roast with a relatively unknown person who died. The audience didn't understand the joke.
      You're a dumbass if you think they were too sensitive to laugh at that, they literally laughed at the Ritter joke right after which was worse. Stop tryna complain about "sensitive" people that line gets used so much it's tiring.

    • @TJfromEarth
      @TJfromEarth 2 года назад +4

      That was his “don’t forget what a piece of shit Amy Schumer is” moment and bless him for it

    • @cmart3131
      @cmart3131 2 года назад

      I'm going to see him on 11-12 in CA. looking forward to it

  • @Mrpublicimagelimited
    @Mrpublicimagelimited 2 года назад +7

    I enjoy watching the Prince of Darkness work

  • @deemo5245
    @deemo5245 10 месяцев назад +2

    Have seen all the roasts, and can happily say I don’t remember the Rosanne one.
    Well I seem to remember some of it, but nothing to do with Barr
    I also forgot about the sht I threw in the trash can today

  • @germanjp9746
    @germanjp9746 Год назад +16

    The fact that Wayne Brady genuinely seemed to hate his burn makes it all the funnier.

    • @TheBucketOfTruth
      @TheBucketOfTruth 5 месяцев назад +1

      For me that was the least funny joke of the lot. I laughed the most about Gilbert having sex with his kids, though.

  • @darrensiegel6651
    @darrensiegel6651 7 месяцев назад +1

    Jeselnik is an absolute assassin on many of these roasts. Brutal. Love it.

  • @LoinclothRising
    @LoinclothRising 2 года назад +49

    Anthony wasn’t at his best here. He killed the other roasts better.

    • @fercho2040
      @fercho2040 2 года назад +6

      I was thinking the same. First, I think this was an estrogen-fuelled iteration of the CC Roast, so Anthony was not a good fit (the other men there are less on the intimidating side of masculinity, less aggressive).
      Second, even his sharpest material makes sense and this felt like senseless jabs. I agree with the other dude here who said that he went too far on purpose to never get called again.

    • @papigringo5692
      @papigringo5692 2 года назад +2

      Agreed. Seems phoned in, with the exception of just a couple good ones.

    • @rickytr3y
      @rickytr3y 2 года назад +1

      Yeah this really disappointed me

    • @fercho2040
      @fercho2040 2 года назад +6

      I disagree with your opinion regarding his performance at Charlie Sheen's roast. I think it was great and spot on. Even made Patrice O'Neal laugh and clap to him.
      "My god, you're fat. You look like you deep-fry your fingers before you bite your nails."

    • @bobbybaklava9605
      @bobbybaklava9605 2 года назад +2

      It looked like a majority of the cast was actors and not comedians so maybe he didn't feel like he needed to shit on all of them as much as his fellow colleagues

  • @RiverCatAdventures
    @RiverCatAdventures Год назад +1

    That Ryan dun joke was top tier comedy.. should have gotten more of a reaction that’s classic Anthony right there boys

  • @GalinDray
    @GalinDray 2 года назад +12

    They really did a school shooting episode of Glee and it was as bad as the rest of Glee.

  • @reanna2024
    @reanna2024 3 месяца назад

    Ill always love Rosanne. She's a great comic and is a true trailblazer from the 80's. Thanks for all the laughs.

  • @juhaj.5616
    @juhaj.5616 2 года назад +9

    Anthony Jeselnik is heart-warming. What a guy. Smooth delivery, great jokes. Maybe in real life he is a monster, who knows, but propably he is not. Thanks for the video,

    • @omarmukhtar116
      @omarmukhtar116 Год назад

      His delivery is like a medieval waiter, hello can I be of some assistance? RIP Patrice O’ Neal

    • @TheSanctionextremis
      @TheSanctionextremis Год назад

      His standup is his persona. On real life he's a very nice approachable person, based on what I've seen.

  • @goldenbleau846
    @goldenbleau846 Год назад +2

    Say what you will, but Roseanne has the greatest laugh! I can’t help but laugh along with her!

  • @RiskyFishness
    @RiskyFishness 2 года назад +4

    I really hope she decides to come back out. She’s amazing

  • @Kaydin66
    @Kaydin66 11 месяцев назад +1

    the glee school shooting joke got nothing and he knew it would. there's that beautiful norm inspiration at work.

  • @TheRealist1.
    @TheRealist1. 2 года назад +3

    This dude is a monster, and one of my favorites.

  • @TaskForceB
    @TaskForceB 2 года назад +4

    1:47 Gilbert loved that joke. That’s his type of humor.

  • @shilohstore6086
    @shilohstore6086 2 года назад +1

    Thanks for all the funny Gilbert

  • @ClichéGuevara-2814
    @ClichéGuevara-2814 2 года назад +7

    "...your new show premieres September 11th..."
    "I never thought of that!"
    Yeah, obscure historical dates are tricky like that...
    JFC

  • @xyziggy420
    @xyziggy420 Год назад +2

    her laughing at him is soo Cute, Glad she enjoyed him : )

  • @michaeldonoghue9015
    @michaeldonoghue9015 8 месяцев назад +5

    Seth Greene got off easy