Anthony Jeselnik - Funniest Dark Jokes Compilation

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  • @MrObiwan1
    @MrObiwan1 10 месяцев назад +129

    The thing I love about his comedy is I can never get where the joke is going, even when you try to he takes it somewhere even darker

    • @RaymonKravagna
      @RaymonKravagna Месяц назад +1

      Usually yes but with his first joke here you knew that's where he was going

    •  28 дней назад

      That`s pretty much the exact same reason why everyone else says too.

  • @trainwreckthomas_
    @trainwreckthomas_ Год назад +501

    A absolute master at misdirection comedy

    • @Stable_Genius
      @Stable_Genius Год назад +5

      I was about post the same thing. Lol

    • @nataliek3384
      @nataliek3384 10 месяцев назад +9

      “and that is NOTHING compared to what it costs to send him there”

    • @Quest4Horror
      @Quest4Horror 10 месяцев назад +7

      I’d say Jimmy Carr is the master of word play jokes.

    • @swiftycortex
      @swiftycortex 10 месяцев назад +2

      Agree 100% - I would love for him to do another special - maybe an AIDS recovery special

    • @tysonthomas7094
      @tysonthomas7094 10 месяцев назад +1

      Here Here!!!!!

  • @alvarojcamposg
    @alvarojcamposg 10 месяцев назад +101

    Even he thought that babysitter joke was a bit too funny 🤣

  • @BackFromUranus
    @BackFromUranus 10 месяцев назад +474

    Dark humor is like a cancer ridden child...it never gets old

    • @dejavually
      @dejavually 6 месяцев назад +4

      okay good enough

    • @mrbvr3013
      @mrbvr3013 5 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @MorbiusBlueBalls
      @MorbiusBlueBalls 5 месяцев назад +2

      bot

    • @deannerd8701
      @deannerd8701 4 месяца назад +17

      Dark humor is also like water. Not everyone gets it.

    • @nickshepley2566
      @nickshepley2566 4 месяца назад +4

      Dark humor is like art class for SPED kids; it’s hard to draw the line

  • @Stray..
    @Stray.. 10 месяцев назад +34

    I know how some people feel about this guy, but I find him hilarious! I love the dark misdirection

  • @tysonthomas7094
    @tysonthomas7094 10 месяцев назад +75

    There should be Vegas bets on who can guess his punchlines! So unpredictable! He's a freaking genius!!!!!!!

    • @tanz7877
      @tanz7877 4 месяца назад +1

      They'd be 1.01

    • @ramonek9109
      @ramonek9109 Месяц назад

      @@tanz7877 That would mean they are easy to guess, so you are likely to win.

    • @tanz7877
      @tanz7877 Месяц назад

      @@ramonek9109 no shit

    • @ramonek9109
      @ramonek9109 Месяц назад

      ​@@tanz7877 Yes. The topic was the punchlines being unpredictable. Maybe you wanted to say that you find them predictable, but I thought you were agreeing with the commenter but got the betting system wrong. My bad.

  • @bdell4861
    @bdell4861 10 дней назад +4

    He's the greatest dark humor comedian ever. There's others out there but his stands up are dark and raw

  • @The_Big_Unit69
    @The_Big_Unit69 2 месяца назад +22

    The evolution of Anthony Jeselnik's performance skills are a testament to his experience 😀👍

  • @montsergirl
    @montsergirl 10 месяцев назад +44

    He is so FUNNY! Wish he had more shows.

  • @iggysixx
    @iggysixx 2 месяца назад +29

    That little sparkle in his eyes just before "..die a winner" 😏

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 Месяц назад +1

      Back in those days, so many children died in old refrigerators. It was when they changed handles. No more locking a frig.

  • @nabilb78
    @nabilb78 10 месяцев назад +40

    Omg just discovered this comedian, where was he all my life?

    • @bunnirabbid2398
      @bunnirabbid2398 2 месяца назад +5

      Throwing rocks at Jehovahs witnesses houses. :P

    • @PC-vx6ko
      @PC-vx6ko 2 месяца назад +2

      How old are you? I think hes been around since early 2000s

    • @jonathancarey3029
      @jonathancarey3029 2 месяца назад +1

      Telling jokes

    • @Paul-in-Viet-Nam
      @Paul-in-Viet-Nam 2 месяца назад +2

      He's been on a couple Comedy Central roasts, including Donald Trump and Charlie Sheen. He's been around a while.

    • @Rugmunchersauce3
      @Rugmunchersauce3 Месяц назад +1

      In the other room.

  • @miketalley5476
    @miketalley5476 10 месяцев назад +12

    SICK and WRONG......in all the RIGHT ways! Love this guy!

  • @Briangoinpostal
    @Briangoinpostal 10 месяцев назад +14

    Saw his bones and all tour in pittsburgh over Thanksgiving. He's the best. Absolutely hilarious.

    • @tb7214
      @tb7214 10 месяцев назад

      He’s from Pittsburgh.

  • @SickThought813
    @SickThought813 Год назад +161

    Anthony Jeselnik should play Johnny Bravo in a live action movie!

  • @hoovesandpawsanimalrescue
    @hoovesandpawsanimalrescue 10 месяцев назад +11

    Best ever! Nothing is off limits and I LOVE IT!

  • @christinavuyk2026
    @christinavuyk2026 Месяц назад +10

    I was dithering until the refrigerator joke…you are now my new comedy idol 😂😂😂

  • @LindaLockwood-e1k
    @LindaLockwood-e1k 2 месяца назад +8

    He is so warped. God I love that. I SO get his kind of humor. He is hilarious!

  • @LordAristaWings9798
    @LordAristaWings9798 29 дней назад +2

    Love his dark humor. His punchlines take at least a minute

  • @jakubviskup977
    @jakubviskup977 10 месяцев назад +6

    Classi Jeselnik. Love this dude from the time I found him. One of my most favourites :)

  • @kylieh123
    @kylieh123 2 месяца назад +9

    How he's able to keep such a straight face...I can't even recount events with friends without laughing.

  • @smashleymcbashley6250
    @smashleymcbashley6250 10 месяцев назад +88

    "i like your style" 😂

  • @Bmad12
    @Bmad12 2 месяца назад +6

    His delivery is perfect. That’s why it works

  • @brocknspectre1221
    @brocknspectre1221 10 месяцев назад +109

    Dark comedy is like food, not everyone gets it.

    • @jackbyerly8356
      @jackbyerly8356 10 месяцев назад +3

      I read that joke in Anthony's voice, that's how good it is😂

    • @AU88
      @AU88 10 месяцев назад +1

      I have a T shirt with that line, along with Josef Stalin’s likeness.

    • @brocknspectre1221
      @brocknspectre1221 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@AU88 LOL! Found it, ordered it👍

    • @barclaybehie7787
      @barclaybehie7787 2 месяца назад +4

      I found this comment to be in poor taste!

    • @vfolsen
      @vfolsen Месяц назад

      And thats ok.

  • @hermanhelmich
    @hermanhelmich 17 дней назад

    “Over their shoulder” had me cracking🤣🍀🤣

  • @billyb1996
    @billyb1996 18 дней назад +3

    My friend told me "since you like Jim gaffigan and Jeff Dunham and Jeff Foxworthy, you would really like Anthony jeselnik." And after watching this, I am so pissed off and offended at my friend now for ever thinking I liked the first 3 guys in the first place.

  • @daveguy11
    @daveguy11 10 месяцев назад +25

    Jeselnik is the comedy assassin.

    • @Luso00_
      @Luso00_ 4 месяца назад +3

      Either that or a psychopath 😂

  • @tycobb162
    @tycobb162 8 месяцев назад +10

    This dude is absolutely hilarious.

  • @boyan.guitar
    @boyan.guitar Год назад +16

    My favorite comedian ❤😂🙌

  • @tombstonechess2231
    @tombstonechess2231 Месяц назад +18

    The darkest comedian ever? You give doug stanhope the respect he deserves.

  • @OccamsEraserhead
    @OccamsEraserhead 10 месяцев назад +27

    I have the feeling he could do a great Christopher Walken.

  • @BradenENelson
    @BradenENelson 11 дней назад +1

    "No they're gone, they're gone" 🤣😂

  • @rhjorgsohn6728
    @rhjorgsohn6728 4 месяца назад +3

    Refreshing. Underrated. Need more

  • @ThomasEWalker
    @ThomasEWalker 10 месяцев назад +14

    Why??? Really! Why? Why is there only one of these guys??? One Jeselnick? We need, like, twelve slightly different Jeselniks roaming around, just messing with people, hard. Than, I would be happier.

    • @MrSpleenboy
      @MrSpleenboy 4 месяца назад +1

      Clearly, you've never seen any of Frankie Boyle's work

    • @jonasjorgensen8759
      @jonasjorgensen8759 2 месяца назад

      ​@@MrSpleenboy💩

    • @Nekorbmi
      @Nekorbmi Месяц назад

      This guy is almost as funny as doug stanhope

  • @Thespacecadet187
    @Thespacecadet187 5 месяцев назад +3

    One of the best comics going ...
    He's genius..

  • @Antonocon
    @Antonocon 10 месяцев назад +8

    The funniest guy I would never want to meet.

  • @edgawrysjr
    @edgawrysjr Месяц назад +3

    This guy says what some of us are thinking 😜🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @georgewatts9361
    @georgewatts9361 10 месяцев назад +2

    Love Anthony

  • @ifektivenigerian1532
    @ifektivenigerian1532 2 месяца назад +8

    *“I was the babysitter”* 😩😩😂💀

  • @prsee5969
    @prsee5969 Месяц назад +1

    This guy is impressive how he writes and thinks. And I love how when he’s being openly serious he’s like “I try to make the absolute most disgusting jokes ever and NONE of them are ever true” 😂

  • @tekkerzunitedofficial
    @tekkerzunitedofficial 7 месяцев назад +10

    These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike

  • @ismailmuttaqien1203
    @ismailmuttaqien1203 Месяц назад +2

    D: Mommy whats a dark comedy?
    M: see that man over there with no arms? go to him and tell him to clap
    D: but mommy i'm blind
    M: exactly

  • @bruniau
    @bruniau 2 месяца назад

    Thank you very much, i had never seen some of those clips, love Anthony Jeselnik.

  • @KatMattingly
    @KatMattingly 2 месяца назад

    The comedy is superb ❤! Anthony you are a genius 😮totally great comedian 😢🎉

  • @BrienDraper
    @BrienDraper 26 дней назад

    He is something else. What he is? Not sure but he does make me laugh!

  • @bjornjohansen9688
    @bjornjohansen9688 Месяц назад

    He's quite fearless... and so damn handsome!!!

  • @christopher9463
    @christopher9463 Месяц назад +2

    This man is one of the best.

  • @raimondomacciocchi
    @raimondomacciocchi Месяц назад +1

    This man is a genius

  • @tonyak8354
    @tonyak8354 Месяц назад +2

    The king. Met him leaving parking garage in Hollywood. He was cool as fuck.

  • @MrProgKeys
    @MrProgKeys 5 месяцев назад +1

    This guys one of the best

  • @notreallydavid
    @notreallydavid 2 месяца назад +1

    Touch of Emo Phillips here - and that's a very good thing.

  • @ekimnamdets6946
    @ekimnamdets6946 Месяц назад

    He’s wayyyyy better in live shows, this doesn’t do him any justice

  • @fwe2334
    @fwe2334 22 дня назад

    Saw him Saturday in Amsterdam for His New Tour :D sooooooo funny

  • @damiangreen3510
    @damiangreen3510 4 месяца назад

    Never heard of it.
    Live from Auckland NZ
    Good comedy, come down bro.
    Be good for you.
    North and south island.

  • @jeremybr2020
    @jeremybr2020 10 месяцев назад +11

    3:12 WTH??? Why the f**k would y'all cut off one of Jeselnik's funniest lines? "I assume you guys all knew who were coming to see tonight. But if you didn't..... YOU SURE AS HELL KNOW NOW." (Im pretty sure that is the line, or at least really close to it.)

  • @TheFunkhouser
    @TheFunkhouser 2 месяца назад +7

    If Clint Eastwood was gonna be a stand up, he'd be this guy :D

  • @michaelmacdonell4834
    @michaelmacdonell4834 10 месяцев назад +1

    I can't - I love dark humour.

  • @Sabertooth255
    @Sabertooth255 2 месяца назад +3

    Dark humour is like a father not everyone has one

  • @pattiesalon
    @pattiesalon День назад

    “You know what my show’s like, right?”

  • @SandBoxAM
    @SandBoxAM Месяц назад +1

    It was hard when greg geraldo died but Anthony is the window that got opened when the door was closed.. stay funny

  • @PamelaBusiere
    @PamelaBusiere 4 месяца назад

    One of my favorites.

  • @carriegraham6385
    @carriegraham6385 2 месяца назад +3

    He's got a Walken thing going on with his voice

  • @Lucious_Artorious_Castus
    @Lucious_Artorious_Castus Год назад +25

    Baby sitter joke is funny even if you don't understand it

  • @davidmreyes77
    @davidmreyes77 Месяц назад

    The priest at the airport joke is amazing.

  • @zlav9546
    @zlav9546 Месяц назад

    Perfect Handsome Jack for a REAL Borderlands movie😅

  • @wds525
    @wds525 2 месяца назад +2

    I am so going to hell.
    I wish most people could see this dark humor as a catharsis. We all have our demons and our traumas. I sure have mine and I'm still grieving. ♥ Yet, lmfao.

  • @thegoodgodabove8264
    @thegoodgodabove8264 10 месяцев назад +5

    People complain about cancel culture and the death of dark comedy like Anthony doesn't exist. The difference is he's funny, they're racist

  • @ainymunnee7780
    @ainymunnee7780 2 месяца назад +1

    His smile!❤

  • @MEHEREWGTNNZ
    @MEHEREWGTNNZ 3 месяца назад

    I loved it ...

  • @IrisAsuras
    @IrisAsuras 2 месяца назад

    Very Mitch Hedberg, I love it.

  • @OrieCipollaro
    @OrieCipollaro 10 месяцев назад +2

    He went to the Mitch Hedberg school of delivery and he does it well!

    • @BornIn1500
      @BornIn1500 10 месяцев назад +1

      I don't think it's comparable at all. Jeselnik has a cocky, stuck-up, tough guy delivery. Mitch just has that "I'm high as hell" delivery (probably because he was). Very different.

  • @jme92685
    @jme92685 6 дней назад

    The girl who laughed before the punchline, protect her at all costs.

  • @Reynard_11
    @Reynard_11 Месяц назад

    I miss TJO. Loved Shark Party. 🦈👯

  • @giantfisher
    @giantfisher Месяц назад

    [To the police] "I did a shark bit..." Shark... bit, anyone?

  • @bobvel7760
    @bobvel7760 2 месяца назад +4

    Other dark comedians: Chris Rock, Kevin Heart, Bernie Mac, Dave Chapelle, Eddie Murphy….

    • @stevecameron1879
      @stevecameron1879 2 месяца назад +1

      Frankie Boyle

    • @martini668
      @martini668 2 месяца назад +1

      Jimmy carr

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 2 месяца назад

      You can drop Kevin Hart and Eddie Murphy from that list. Tell me, sir, when has Murphy EVER made a joke that cuts dark? If you mention his "faggot" jokes from RAW, that was just juvenile name-calling and impressions, not dark humor. And Hart has been a wide-demo guy all his life. You think he's gonna risk all his cheesy endorsements and movie deals with a rape joke?

    • @Randall-ir9ig
      @Randall-ir9ig Месяц назад +1

      *Hart

    • @AlbertMonkey
      @AlbertMonkey Месяц назад +2

      @@stevecameron1879I think you missed the joke there… 🤷🏾

  • @BatkoNashBandera774
    @BatkoNashBandera774 Месяц назад

    That sitter joke was 666/10.

  • @weeverob
    @weeverob 10 месяцев назад +2

    guess you had to be there

  • @JesHendell
    @JesHendell 2 месяца назад +2

    When the LBGTQ send an ambassador they always send two, but it's always the same two people.
    Neil and Bob.🤪

  • @Mike-bd3yp
    @Mike-bd3yp 10 месяцев назад +8

    Anyone notice how Jeselnik sounds like a Pittsburgh Schwarzenegger?

    • @DAVEEPAUL
      @DAVEEPAUL 4 месяца назад

      Pittsburgh Schwarzenegger sounds like one of those names that Will Ferrell and friends come out with

  • @ScoRPioNiKoMBaT
    @ScoRPioNiKoMBaT 4 месяца назад +42

    Can someone explain the jeff is gay joke? Im too dumb to

    • @markjones7423
      @markjones7423 2 месяца назад +33

      Think it means he slept with a guy whose name he can’t remember.

    • @mohe81
      @mohe81 2 месяца назад +67

      First you think he doesnt know if his friend jeff is gay, but then he reveals he doesnt know if his gay friends name is jeff.

    • @sudhakar7889
      @sudhakar7889 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@markjones7423that's not what he meant!!😅

    • @jonasjorgensen8759
      @jonasjorgensen8759 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@mohe81okay but whats the joke?

    • @taylorhackford
      @taylorhackford 2 месяца назад +6

      My take is that for better or for worse, it’s imperative for him to find out whether someone is gay. More important than even knowing his name. Either as a deal breaker or for morbid curiosity.

  • @Landman1369
    @Landman1369 4 месяца назад

    Your a natural.

  • @ZoeSpacecake
    @ZoeSpacecake 10 месяцев назад +1

    thumbs up, as usual

  • @O0o03
    @O0o03 4 месяца назад

    “I was the babysitter” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kemouse
    @kemouse Месяц назад

    Knocked down to necrophilia. Now THAT'S a good lawyer. I mean, what's ABOVE necrophilia?

  • @drbigmdftnu
    @drbigmdftnu 7 месяцев назад +1

    I can almost always see where a joke is going.
    Not with him. So so sick. And funny as hell

  • @johnquinn456
    @johnquinn456 10 месяцев назад

    Saw you in Boulder
    Great time
    Cameron Esposito opened

  • @FinsandFur-y7c
    @FinsandFur-y7c 2 месяца назад +1

    Dark humor is like a henway.

  • @SimplyHEARTLESS
    @SimplyHEARTLESS 2 месяца назад

    This guy is🔥🔥

  • @hughlingard
    @hughlingard 27 дней назад

    if we have joe rogan to blame for brendan schaub, then we have anthony jeselnik to blame for amy schumer.

  • @axelpearl3318
    @axelpearl3318 Месяц назад

    7:06 that took BALLS

  • @jpow73
    @jpow73 Год назад +18

    He sounds like a young Christopher Walken.

  • @dimsum9994
    @dimsum9994 7 дней назад

    I saw tony j at the local gay bar… with my sisters… he was awesome

  • @Neur0nauT
    @Neur0nauT 2 месяца назад +1

    You think this guy is dark? Listen to Scotland's very own Frankie Boyle. This guy gets it too though.

  • @stevephillips7884
    @stevephillips7884 Месяц назад +1

    Elgin Baylor's name was a secret. Finally revealed his middle initial G was Gay.

  • @teddybotana4023
    @teddybotana4023 4 месяца назад +1

    This is like watching the grass grow!!!

  • @AndrewChard-vi3lb
    @AndrewChard-vi3lb 10 месяцев назад +4

    I'm a NZer, I seen the clip, it was funny and fuck surfers, going in the sea is like walking around Alaskan wilderness without a gun, sooner or later something is gonna try to eat you

  • @koalblackman
    @koalblackman 2 месяца назад

    That boy is a fool! 2funny! They gone!

  • @HonestWatchReviewsHWR
    @HonestWatchReviewsHWR 2 месяца назад +2

    I wouldn't really call this dark. Check out Jimmy Carr, Frankie Boyle, Ricky Gervais and Jim Jefferies to mention just a few. Here's some videos that are good examples.
    - Top 5 Brutal Most Offensive Stand Up Jokes
    - The Most Offensive Jokes Ever Part IV

    • @simbioza91
      @simbioza91 2 месяца назад

      Nah... he's pretty dark

    • @voltaire6668
      @voltaire6668 12 дней назад

      You don't think suicide, Aids, 9/11, wife beating and pedophilia jokes aren't dark? You sound like one interesting person.

  • @daytonwoodford4386
    @daytonwoodford4386 2 месяца назад

    Google it it’s still on utube

  • @Gfy3214
    @Gfy3214 Месяц назад +1

    I hope you all can’t forget George Carlin!

  • @icecl0ud
    @icecl0ud 19 дней назад

    If Norm McDonald and Steve Martin had a baby.