Anthony Jeselnik - Funniest Dark Jokes Compilation
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The thing I love about his comedy is I can never get where the joke is going, even when you try to he takes it somewhere even darker
Usually yes but with his first joke here you knew that's where he was going
That`s pretty much the exact same reason why everyone else says too.
A absolute master at misdirection comedy
I was about post the same thing. Lol
“and that is NOTHING compared to what it costs to send him there”
I’d say Jimmy Carr is the master of word play jokes.
Agree 100% - I would love for him to do another special - maybe an AIDS recovery special
Here Here!!!!!
Even he thought that babysitter joke was a bit too funny 🤣
I noticed that 😂
Dark humor is like a cancer ridden child...it never gets old
okay good enough
😂😂😂
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Dark humor is also like water. Not everyone gets it.
Dark humor is like art class for SPED kids; it’s hard to draw the line
I know how some people feel about this guy, but I find him hilarious! I love the dark misdirection
There should be Vegas bets on who can guess his punchlines! So unpredictable! He's a freaking genius!!!!!!!
They'd be 1.01
@@tanz7877 That would mean they are easy to guess, so you are likely to win.
@@ramonek9109 no shit
@@tanz7877 Yes. The topic was the punchlines being unpredictable. Maybe you wanted to say that you find them predictable, but I thought you were agreeing with the commenter but got the betting system wrong. My bad.
He's the greatest dark humor comedian ever. There's others out there but his stands up are dark and raw
The evolution of Anthony Jeselnik's performance skills are a testament to his experience 😀👍
Nah, I just saw his new show.
He is so FUNNY! Wish he had more shows.
me toooooo
That little sparkle in his eyes just before "..die a winner" 😏
Back in those days, so many children died in old refrigerators. It was when they changed handles. No more locking a frig.
Omg just discovered this comedian, where was he all my life?
Throwing rocks at Jehovahs witnesses houses. :P
How old are you? I think hes been around since early 2000s
Telling jokes
He's been on a couple Comedy Central roasts, including Donald Trump and Charlie Sheen. He's been around a while.
In the other room.
SICK and WRONG......in all the RIGHT ways! Love this guy!
Saw his bones and all tour in pittsburgh over Thanksgiving. He's the best. Absolutely hilarious.
He’s from Pittsburgh.
Anthony Jeselnik should play Johnny Bravo in a live action movie!
Oml he’s got the voice
Holy shit, you’re on to something.
Nah, he can’t put that kind of weight on.
I Agree.
Best ever! Nothing is off limits and I LOVE IT!
I was dithering until the refrigerator joke…you are now my new comedy idol 😂😂😂
He is so warped. God I love that. I SO get his kind of humor. He is hilarious!
Love his dark humor. His punchlines take at least a minute
Classi Jeselnik. Love this dude from the time I found him. One of my most favourites :)
How he's able to keep such a straight face...I can't even recount events with friends without laughing.
"i like your style" 😂
His delivery is perfect. That’s why it works
Dark comedy is like food, not everyone gets it.
I read that joke in Anthony's voice, that's how good it is😂
I have a T shirt with that line, along with Josef Stalin’s likeness.
@@AU88 LOL! Found it, ordered it👍
I found this comment to be in poor taste!
And thats ok.
“Over their shoulder” had me cracking🤣🍀🤣
My friend told me "since you like Jim gaffigan and Jeff Dunham and Jeff Foxworthy, you would really like Anthony jeselnik." And after watching this, I am so pissed off and offended at my friend now for ever thinking I liked the first 3 guys in the first place.
Jeselnik is the comedy assassin.
Either that or a psychopath 😂
This dude is absolutely hilarious.
My favorite comedian ❤😂🙌
The darkest comedian ever? You give doug stanhope the respect he deserves.
I have the feeling he could do a great Christopher Walken.
"No they're gone, they're gone" 🤣😂
Refreshing. Underrated. Need more
Why??? Really! Why? Why is there only one of these guys??? One Jeselnick? We need, like, twelve slightly different Jeselniks roaming around, just messing with people, hard. Than, I would be happier.
Clearly, you've never seen any of Frankie Boyle's work
@@MrSpleenboy💩
This guy is almost as funny as doug stanhope
One of the best comics going ...
He's genius..
The funniest guy I would never want to meet.
This guy says what some of us are thinking 😜🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love Anthony
*“I was the babysitter”* 😩😩😂💀
This guy is impressive how he writes and thinks. And I love how when he’s being openly serious he’s like “I try to make the absolute most disgusting jokes ever and NONE of them are ever true” 😂
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike
D: Mommy whats a dark comedy?
M: see that man over there with no arms? go to him and tell him to clap
D: but mommy i'm blind
M: exactly
Thank you very much, i had never seen some of those clips, love Anthony Jeselnik.
The henway ? About 5 pounds
The comedy is superb ❤! Anthony you are a genius 😮totally great comedian 😢🎉
He is something else. What he is? Not sure but he does make me laugh!
He's quite fearless... and so damn handsome!!!
This man is one of the best.
This man is a genius
The king. Met him leaving parking garage in Hollywood. He was cool as fuck.
This guys one of the best
Touch of Emo Phillips here - and that's a very good thing.
He’s wayyyyy better in live shows, this doesn’t do him any justice
Saw him Saturday in Amsterdam for His New Tour :D sooooooo funny
Never heard of it.
Live from Auckland NZ
Good comedy, come down bro.
Be good for you.
North and south island.
3:12 WTH??? Why the f**k would y'all cut off one of Jeselnik's funniest lines? "I assume you guys all knew who were coming to see tonight. But if you didn't..... YOU SURE AS HELL KNOW NOW." (Im pretty sure that is the line, or at least really close to it.)
If Clint Eastwood was gonna be a stand up, he'd be this guy :D
I can't - I love dark humour.
Dark humour is like a father not everyone has one
“You know what my show’s like, right?”
It was hard when greg geraldo died but Anthony is the window that got opened when the door was closed.. stay funny
One of my favorites.
He's got a Walken thing going on with his voice
Baby sitter joke is funny even if you don't understand it
How can you not understand it? Lol
The priest at the airport joke is amazing.
Perfect Handsome Jack for a REAL Borderlands movie😅
I am so going to hell.
I wish most people could see this dark humor as a catharsis. We all have our demons and our traumas. I sure have mine and I'm still grieving. ♥ Yet, lmfao.
People complain about cancel culture and the death of dark comedy like Anthony doesn't exist. The difference is he's funny, they're racist
His smile!❤
I loved it ...
Very Mitch Hedberg, I love it.
He went to the Mitch Hedberg school of delivery and he does it well!
I don't think it's comparable at all. Jeselnik has a cocky, stuck-up, tough guy delivery. Mitch just has that "I'm high as hell" delivery (probably because he was). Very different.
The girl who laughed before the punchline, protect her at all costs.
I miss TJO. Loved Shark Party. 🦈👯
[To the police] "I did a shark bit..." Shark... bit, anyone?
Other dark comedians: Chris Rock, Kevin Heart, Bernie Mac, Dave Chapelle, Eddie Murphy….
Frankie Boyle
Jimmy carr
You can drop Kevin Hart and Eddie Murphy from that list. Tell me, sir, when has Murphy EVER made a joke that cuts dark? If you mention his "faggot" jokes from RAW, that was just juvenile name-calling and impressions, not dark humor. And Hart has been a wide-demo guy all his life. You think he's gonna risk all his cheesy endorsements and movie deals with a rape joke?
*Hart
@@stevecameron1879I think you missed the joke there… 🤷🏾
That sitter joke was 666/10.
guess you had to be there
When the LBGTQ send an ambassador they always send two, but it's always the same two people.
Neil and Bob.🤪
Anyone notice how Jeselnik sounds like a Pittsburgh Schwarzenegger?
Pittsburgh Schwarzenegger sounds like one of those names that Will Ferrell and friends come out with
Can someone explain the jeff is gay joke? Im too dumb to
Think it means he slept with a guy whose name he can’t remember.
First you think he doesnt know if his friend jeff is gay, but then he reveals he doesnt know if his gay friends name is jeff.
@@markjones7423that's not what he meant!!😅
@@mohe81okay but whats the joke?
My take is that for better or for worse, it’s imperative for him to find out whether someone is gay. More important than even knowing his name. Either as a deal breaker or for morbid curiosity.
Your a natural.
thumbs up, as usual
“I was the babysitter” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Knocked down to necrophilia. Now THAT'S a good lawyer. I mean, what's ABOVE necrophilia?
I can almost always see where a joke is going.
Not with him. So so sick. And funny as hell
Saw you in Boulder
Great time
Cameron Esposito opened
Dark humor is like a henway.
This guy is🔥🔥
if we have joe rogan to blame for brendan schaub, then we have anthony jeselnik to blame for amy schumer.
7:06 that took BALLS
He sounds like a young Christopher Walken.
I've always thought the same thing!!
I saw tony j at the local gay bar… with my sisters… he was awesome
You think this guy is dark? Listen to Scotland's very own Frankie Boyle. This guy gets it too though.
Elgin Baylor's name was a secret. Finally revealed his middle initial G was Gay.
This is like watching the grass grow!!!
I'm a NZer, I seen the clip, it was funny and fuck surfers, going in the sea is like walking around Alaskan wilderness without a gun, sooner or later something is gonna try to eat you
That boy is a fool! 2funny! They gone!
I wouldn't really call this dark. Check out Jimmy Carr, Frankie Boyle, Ricky Gervais and Jim Jefferies to mention just a few. Here's some videos that are good examples.
- Top 5 Brutal Most Offensive Stand Up Jokes
- The Most Offensive Jokes Ever Part IV
Nah... he's pretty dark
You don't think suicide, Aids, 9/11, wife beating and pedophilia jokes aren't dark? You sound like one interesting person.
Google it it’s still on utube
I hope you all can’t forget George Carlin!
If Norm McDonald and Steve Martin had a baby.