Nikki Glaser’s Best Roast Moments

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @jetpesebre
    @jetpesebre 4 года назад +10638

    You know you're a great roaster when your 'Best Roast Moments' are just uncut clips of all of them

    • @zacharyjonnie6012
      @zacharyjonnie6012 4 года назад +344

      “Best roast moments”
      Shows her entire set

    • @DN..11
      @DN..11 3 года назад +28

      Not even the whole sets lmao

    • @meme2363
      @meme2363 3 года назад +102

      She and Martha Stewart are incredible at roasts.

    • @meme2363
      @meme2363 3 года назад +30

      Martha can’t be flustered.

    • @meme2363
      @meme2363 3 года назад +16

      Your night nurse! I am ded

  • @chickenclips
    @chickenclips 5 лет назад +3954

    when she says someone's name... the camera pans to their face... All you see is terror. She's good

    • @ShaeNik
      @ShaeNik 4 года назад +17

      So true 😂😂😂

    • @Mmm...yummymummy
      @Mmm...yummymummy 4 года назад +27

      Good and mean. Alec Baldwin took it well.

    • @tonygunk2674
      @tonygunk2674 4 года назад +13

      Would love to have seen Nikki Glaser and Greg Giraldo on the same roast.

    • @hiro6406
      @hiro6406 4 года назад +12

      Its so funny. They are trembling in fear. They even start talking to themselves 😂

  • @andrewcantor-wagner2056
    @andrewcantor-wagner2056 4 года назад +5393

    Its like with everyone else you could tell she was trying to still be a little respectful and kind.... then it was time for Ann Coulter

    • @BrianR.-nu1sr
      @BrianR.-nu1sr 4 года назад +2

      That was a very common occurrence of the evening. It was as if Charles Manson had shown up:
      ruclips.net/video/zwoGrDa5g2c/видео.html
      Put the hair and beard on Ann and, ..., yeah, ..., not much difference.

    • @SJamesGill88
      @SJamesGill88 4 года назад +223

      I wish she could've done the White House Correspondent's Dinner.Nikki would've obliterated it.

    • @jaymartini
      @jaymartini 4 года назад +125

      Coulter seemed to be trembling

    • @gorplsnaps2920
      @gorplsnaps2920 3 года назад +52

      "The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave"

    • @ninalou4629
      @ninalou4629 3 года назад +54

      You can see her shaking when she said her name 🙃

  • @en6278
    @en6278 2 года назад +825

    love how her jabs are so clever as well as brutal. I also love how she has these cute little apologetic moments where her humanity shows through & she seems sorry for being so merciless!

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Год назад +21

      'I don't feel right about this"

    • @ballparkjebusite
      @ballparkjebusite 6 месяцев назад +9

      “I don’t know any of these people “

    • @minibixxx
      @minibixxx 22 дня назад

      Yeah she breaks the 4th wall and brings some relief at the perfect moments with those lines

  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative 4 года назад +7390

    “Best roast moments”
    *Shows her entire set*

  • @atcb5702
    @atcb5702 4 года назад +6637

    I like how you think she’s gonna say something nice, but she finishes her sentence with a nasty burn.

    • @P_Beard_5961
      @P_Beard_5961 4 года назад +61

      Seve Gandy-Gauna that is kind of how comedy works in a roast

    • @atcb5702
      @atcb5702 4 года назад +101

      Bazinga! Her delivery is on a whole nother level tho

    • @DruNature
      @DruNature 4 года назад +52

      @@atcb5702 exactly! the jeff ross bit about the couch "no jeff dont break the couch - your face! - Your face has a dad bod" she just totally nails the delivery XD

    • @Cattycattycat
      @Cattycattycat 4 года назад +19

      Yet one falls for it almost every time. That's talent

    • @jimbojones8208
      @jimbojones8208 4 года назад +12

      @@DruNature The couch part wasn't a "bit" That was pure comedy skill reaction. She saw it and grabbed it in the moment.

  • @ohhShinxx
    @ohhShinxx 4 года назад +8146

    “We’ve lost a lot of greats to suicide I think it’s time we lose some okays”
    Just such, SUCH a good joke. Levels to that.

    • @kingpm9072
      @kingpm9072 3 года назад +17

      That was probably one I didn’t get pls someone help me

    • @scottcurrie3959
      @scottcurrie3959 3 года назад +100

      @@kingpm9072 She was referring the fact that Kevin Pollack was not a great actor, which he definitely is, but was only "OK"

    • @lamosos
      @lamosos 3 года назад +17

      I actually liked the lead up a lot more.

    • @adrianonline69
      @adrianonline69 3 года назад +10

      @@kingpm9072 Robin Williams was a great but this guy is just an OK ....

    • @jrdnruiz2
      @jrdnruiz2 3 года назад +15

      Absolutely not. Suicide is never okay. Neither is her holocaust jokes. Nikki and Jeff go a little overboard sometimes

  • @joshhernandez209
    @joshhernandez209 2 года назад +1439

    “I had a crush on you when I was a little girl, if only I’d know that’s when I had my best shot” 💀💀

  • @torystiffler2722
    @torystiffler2722 4 года назад +3807

    "You're the Tom Brady of commercials." That was such a siiiiick burn. Peyton tries to laugh it off but you can tell that one hit home.

    • @sajaibrahim2382
      @sajaibrahim2382 4 года назад +34

      I didn't get it may you explain please.

    • @louielanz462
      @louielanz462 4 года назад +155

      @@sajaibrahim2382 she's saying Tom Brady is the best quarter back, better than Peyton and he's the best at commercials

    • @sajaibrahim2382
      @sajaibrahim2382 4 года назад +16

      Thanks!

    • @WZRDr
      @WZRDr 4 года назад +54

      Im not even american, and I don't watch football, but i still get the reference.

    • @samuelzins5089
      @samuelzins5089 4 года назад +5

      That was absolutely hilarious

  • @7rays
    @7rays 4 года назад +8018

    “The only person you’ll ever make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave” scorching and brilliant!

  • @alec187
    @alec187 5 лет назад +3564

    “Jeff is dressed like Prince... of Wales... the animal... your fat” freakin genius 😆😆

    • @ivonned32
      @ivonned32 5 лет назад +7

      Alec She is

    • @indy3749
      @indy3749 5 лет назад +75

      *You're

    • @alwaysamysteryyes2021
      @alwaysamysteryyes2021 5 лет назад +2

      A little robbery from Groucho...

    • @xilo3012
      @xilo3012 5 лет назад +1

      @@alwaysamysteryyes2021 what said groucho? He was a Genius.

    • @313dlo
      @313dlo 4 года назад

      Indy exactly

  • @lionelyoung3437
    @lionelyoung3437 Год назад +601

    That oat meal cross over joke to Robert is comedy gold. 🤣

    • @BobRooney290
      @BobRooney290 6 месяцев назад +20

      and she's so fluid with all the jokes. they all perfectly seam and are timed to perfection. and she's so hot.

    • @nazb33
      @nazb33 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@BobRooney290you got that right. 100%

  • @Hemzees
    @Hemzees 4 года назад +1949

    Jewel is so adorable. Took all the light-hearted humour with so much grace.

    • @SportsBoss999
      @SportsBoss999 3 года назад +83

      Love this comment. You are right on. It's gotta be hard to take a joke like she does, but she was genuinely able to laugh. Respect.

    • @lamosos
      @lamosos 3 года назад +54

      Holy shit, I was not ready for that Trailer Swift line.

    • @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM
      @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM 3 года назад +42

      Jewel is way prettier than Nikki.

    • @bubbastill2040
      @bubbastill2040 3 года назад +4

      All that talent and tiddies too!

    • @stormdog9169
      @stormdog9169 2 года назад +25

      Her teeth add to her charm, give her uniqueness and personality. Nikki, well, she's thin. That's about all she's got going for her in the looks dept. Alec Baldwin said it best to her, "What can I say to hurt you that you haven't already said to yourself looking in the mirror at the Equinox?"

  • @dshiznit148
    @dshiznit148 5 лет назад +9579

    i like how they all have to act like they're not offended

    • @tom23j
      @tom23j 5 лет назад +231

      I was always curious if they got pist and just had to act normal, or how that worked lol

    • @reptiliancow
      @reptiliancow 5 лет назад +565

      Genuine comics dont get offended. It's all in good fun

    • @SkyreeXScalabar
      @SkyreeXScalabar 5 лет назад +199

      @@tom23j they knew going in, that's why they can't act hurt

    • @friendly_italian4928
      @friendly_italian4928 5 лет назад +387

      Ann coulter was shaaaakingggg

    • @AlisterTate
      @AlisterTate 5 лет назад +363

      I think Ann Coulter was the only one who had to act like she wasn't offended.

  • @quimbycub1216
    @quimbycub1216 5 лет назад +9129

    Anne Coulter did NOT realize what she was signing up for this.

    • @kondinator
      @kondinator 5 лет назад +605

      Apparently she is so far from being a human being she thinks shaking is the same as laughing.

    • @resmarted
      @resmarted 5 лет назад +52

      I'm sure you like to think she doesn't know what she's doing.

    • @llongone2
      @llongone2 5 лет назад +202

      She eviscerated Anne, mercilessly. I loved every second of it.

    • @chrislair6832
      @chrislair6832 5 лет назад +80

      Her dumbass probably did go in there thinking it would be a little easier than it was lol. Glazer hit her harder than everyone on the Deus by far

    • @haydenh3015
      @haydenh3015 5 лет назад +56

      Anyone stupid enough to buy her book is already too far gone to care about what a comedian says about her so I guess she figured the money was worth it

  • @fearsome1376
    @fearsome1376 2 года назад +395

    The way she adds the little "I know I know" "no no" after her jokes just adds extra laughter....genius.

    • @BrianScully-s9c
      @BrianScully-s9c 7 месяцев назад +1

      I find it rather whiny and annoying

  • @McGarry998
    @McGarry998 4 года назад +5046

    “The only person you’ll ever make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave”😭😭😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

    • @aaronburratwood.6957
      @aaronburratwood.6957 4 года назад +76

      Declan Mcgarry
      I hurt after watching this, mostly cause I was trying to drink some hot coffee and laughed.

    • @gioblu
      @gioblu 4 года назад +5

      😯💀🤣

    • @bryant49
      @bryant49 4 года назад +73

      Yeah she meant that shit

    • @christinaedwards8178
      @christinaedwards8178 4 года назад +8

      Hilarious

    • @powertuber4.068
      @powertuber4.068 4 года назад +10

      Ann Coulter was right about the fatal error of allowing the irrational emotion-oriented female the majority vote that is currently deconstructing western civilization.

  • @nostalgiakid100
    @nostalgiakid100 3 года назад +9285

    Love how Rob Lowe brought in Ann Coulter as a human shield.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 года назад +547

      I swear they must've done it because an official roast of Ann Coulter would've been a total disaster (I mean, good luck finding even ONE person who's funny AND actually likes her), but bringing her on as part of the dais ensured that everyone would be focused on shredding her to pieces. Pretty smart strategy.

    • @cyrannodb
      @cyrannodb 3 года назад +174

      She was only there to promote her book. I wouldn't be surprised if the credits included "promotional consideration provided by" her publisher.

    • @alexas5260
      @alexas5260 3 года назад +37

      @@mahmamia5100 if she'd be black it would have been considered hate speech. Funny enough I didn't know who she is, I still don't I just know the name, but I don't like her after that roast.

    • @bryantdelzer5404
      @bryantdelzer5404 3 года назад +1

      @@mahmamia5100 the casino after he

    • @shuzzbot
      @shuzzbot 3 года назад +31

      What do you mean brought her in. She has to also agree to be on the show and she is well aware of the hate people have for her.

  • @ThrashAnDash
    @ThrashAnDash 3 года назад +3267

    “You’re like the Tom Brady of commercials.” Man that was cold 😂😂

    • @jackiesomoza58425t
      @jackiesomoza58425t 3 года назад +74

      Finally the comment i was looking for. That payton manning joke made me spit my drink literally and then i saw the guy in the background also do it so i know this joke was a straight touchdown pass!

    • @wartyrant8627
      @wartyrant8627 3 года назад +24

      @@jackiesomoza58425t And she complimented him so nicely leading up to the 💥🥊

    • @jeffreyyewell6540
      @jeffreyyewell6540 2 года назад +2

      Truth

    • @ginnion.7759
      @ginnion.7759 2 года назад +2

      It makes me laugh every time!

    • @KingHo123
      @KingHo123 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @olinpeterson3205
    @olinpeterson3205 2 года назад +657

    She is legit the best roaster of all time. There are a lot of comedians better but no one who has performed that well at 4 roasts!

    • @TheDLitch
      @TheDLitch 2 года назад +5

      This was three roasts.

    • @Llllll5432
      @Llllll5432 2 года назад

      not even

    • @NotTheLarryDavid
      @NotTheLarryDavid Год назад +19

      Greg

    • @stel2811
      @stel2811 Год назад +3

      Jimmy Carr is brutal

    • @dktide91
      @dktide91 Год назад +9

      Yes, I would say she's the closest to Greg Giraldo that we have now. Ross says he is the master but I think she's better.

  • @sonnydortmund1513
    @sonnydortmund1513 4 года назад +1904

    “You sleepy Potato”
    That might be honestly the best description ever.

    • @shittyshow
      @shittyshow 3 года назад +19

      Dude ... I laughed my lungs out X'D that was so perfect!
      and Dom's reaction to the whole thing! Priceless. Great sport, of course.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 года назад +22

      I lost it when Nikki called him "Margaret Cho."

    • @thisismagacountry1318
      @thisismagacountry1318 2 года назад +7

      Dom's a standup Legend.
      He knew how to work the bit when she threw it to him with ease.

    • @brentbeardsley655
      @brentbeardsley655 2 года назад +3

      Robert De Niro as Alf was hilarious! And true.

    • @MPHswayze
      @MPHswayze 6 месяцев назад

      Dom got the worst of it 😂

  • @theshadow9238
    @theshadow9238 4 года назад +9021

    She threw heat at everyone else
    She threw boiling lava at Ann Coulter

    • @qeggert2828
      @qeggert2828 3 года назад +13

      Not pete

    • @neillscott4192
      @neillscott4192 3 года назад +173

      That's because Ann was the easiest target. A conservative in a room full of liberals. Same thing happen to Adam Carola at the Baldwin roast.

    • @_Glamor
      @_Glamor 3 года назад +435

      @@neillscott4192 It's one thing to be a conservative, but it's another thing to be Ann Coulter. She's like beyond conservative. The insane shit she says, she's basically like Tomi Lahren's mom.

    • @neillscott4192
      @neillscott4192 3 года назад +37

      @@_Glamor I agree for the most part. However, Tomi Lahren was just playing a part. She turned feminist real quick when her man dumped her. Now, that their back together, she's all anti feminist

    • @_Glamor
      @_Glamor 3 года назад +73

      @@neillscott4192 Playing a part or not, she's still said some pretty crazy shit, too. Which only proves she's also crazy cause she can't pick a lane

  • @21sashalee
    @21sashalee 4 года назад +3969

    "I don't wanna badmouth you because God already did" LMAO

    • @smitty7326
      @smitty7326 4 года назад +40

      I.... actually didn't get it until I saw it written out here.

    • @naveenbhandari6095
      @naveenbhandari6095 4 года назад +4

      @@smitty7326 same here. It hurts

    • @Ray2311us
      @Ray2311us 4 года назад +2

      I still don’t get it

    • @smitty7326
      @smitty7326 4 года назад +28

      @@Ray2311us apparently Jewel has famously bad teeth

    • @bababooiey8347
      @bababooiey8347 4 года назад +29

      LOL Trailer Swift

  • @depressedchargersfan8061
    @depressedchargersfan8061 6 месяцев назад +1045

    Who’s here after the Brady Roast?

  • @inlpwetrust
    @inlpwetrust 5 лет назад +4417

    She mastered the art of bait and switch.

    • @BbGun-lw5vi
      @BbGun-lw5vi 5 лет назад +70

      inlpwetrust That’s why she’s a master roaster.

    • @ll2240
      @ll2240 5 лет назад +129

      She can master my bait.

    • @MichaelAngelo-
      @MichaelAngelo- 5 лет назад +31

      L L you should ask Mose because he’s the master baiter

    • @Tydeestein
      @Tydeestein 5 лет назад +1

      Do you need lube when you bait and switch?

    • @AV-zh6tq
      @AV-zh6tq 5 лет назад

      @@MichaelAngelo- I'm dead be my wife

  • @shoorveersingh
    @shoorveersingh 5 лет назад +17419

    What she did to Ann Coulter wasn't a roast, it was a witch burning.

    • @TheRealXoph
      @TheRealXoph 5 лет назад +232

      This is gold dust!!!

    • @allensmith.aaffect.1626
      @allensmith.aaffect.1626 5 лет назад +408

      It was hack af. Calling a conservative a nazi. Wow. Such cutting material. I am a fan of nikki as well, it just seemed like extremely low hanging fruit. She could have been more creative.

    • @melodyhaviland9393
      @melodyhaviland9393 5 лет назад +11

      oooooooo

    • @allensmith.aaffect.1626
      @allensmith.aaffect.1626 5 лет назад +21

      @@nadlax5920 rat? 😂 thank you.

    • @REE_III
      @REE_III 5 лет назад +284

      @@allensmith.aaffect.1626 Great..you can write her material next time.

  • @robg3179
    @robg3179 4 года назад +836

    "A lot of people don't know that Bruce is a very talented musician, because he isn't." It's like, the simplest insult, but the way she delivers it is absolutely perfect.

  • @jeffwatts1126
    @jeffwatts1126 6 месяцев назад +202

    Nikki stole the show at the Tom Brady roast tonight, had me in tears

  • @zues7706
    @zues7706 4 года назад +3808

    Jewel was such a good sport it made her even cuter.

    • @Despondencymusic
      @Despondencymusic 4 года назад +31

      Indeed

    • @bigworm2129
      @bigworm2129 4 года назад +166

      Her giggle was adorable

    • @ryanmcyuh
      @ryanmcyuh 4 года назад +1

      Facts 🤣

    • @Lenise-xx1uk
      @Lenise-xx1uk 4 года назад +18

      @Ghostwriter That is the most perfect way to describe her teeth...loveable imperfections : )

    • @akowrath50
      @akowrath50 4 года назад +9

      Always have a crush on her

  • @FBG-Romulus
    @FBG-Romulus 4 года назад +2006

    “we’ve lost a lot of greats to suicide lately, we could lose some okays”

  • @amjnyc79
    @amjnyc79 4 года назад +2223

    I would NOT want to be on the other end of her roasts.

    • @Kepchok318
      @Kepchok318 4 года назад +8

      İ prefer her back end

    • @FrancisTheWalnut
      @FrancisTheWalnut 4 года назад +5

      @Eddy Jin oi I care

    • @FrancisTheWalnut
      @FrancisTheWalnut 4 года назад +4

      @Eddy Jin No one asked for your opinion either.

    • @biggiewhite
      @biggiewhite 4 года назад +1

      lol so true edward norton was hiding his eyes from her they were all scared of her u can tell the way they looked at her especially at the bruce willis roast lool

    • @Lexor888
      @Lexor888 4 года назад +2

      To me she's just a mediocre comedian at best when it comes to her comedy bits but when roasting on CC she's savage. She should use the writers for her roasts for her other performances too.

  • @ethangormong7506
    @ethangormong7506 2 года назад +397

    Dude the “Jimmy A Carr…is what Ralph Machio has to do at night to find a place to sleep” joke is so frickin funny and clever. I wish I could come up with something like that

  • @SportsBoss999
    @SportsBoss999 3 года назад +1577

    "Don't break the couch." A true comedian that can come up with a quick one-liner. Loved it.

    • @leae3750
      @leae3750 2 года назад +2

      Idgi

    • @simplenough
      @simplenough 2 года назад +3

      @@leae3750 How do you not get it? He was crawling over the couch

    • @philobetto5106
      @philobetto5106 Год назад

      Nikki is always smokin' hot! and razor-sharp! I know the only reason she hasn't risen to world greatness is,
      she didn't marry me

    • @hardlockvevo4302
      @hardlockvevo4302 Год назад +2

      i mean it was a very obvious joke anyone could have come up with it

    • @markdaniels7174
      @markdaniels7174 Год назад +6

      Her in-the-moment joke about DeNiro and oatmeal: “your night nurse is warming it up backstage, it’ll be ready during the break.”

  • @Spigliobibberton
    @Spigliobibberton 4 года назад +2432

    Bro I felt hurt and I wasn’t even being roasted

    • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
      @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 4 года назад +20

      Peter Real last name Dude my face was burning the entire time. I don’t like embarrassing moments but I stayed for the whole video laughing and cringing 🤣

    • @flickanrimsky
      @flickanrimsky 4 года назад +9

      I almost cried :D

    • @Ray2311us
      @Ray2311us 4 года назад

      Peter Real last name but then again most white guys do

    • @grapenutz1137
      @grapenutz1137 4 года назад +1

      My nuts felt roasted a few times.

  • @MossMan42069
    @MossMan42069 3 года назад +3113

    Ann was vibrating at a frequency only dogs were unfortunate enough to hear holy shit

  • @Boyso5407
    @Boyso5407 6 месяцев назад +127

    “Without Fuhrer ado” was such a great line.

  • @PlaceStillMatters
    @PlaceStillMatters 5 лет назад +6442

    Ann Coulter’s vacant eyes are the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 5 лет назад +122

      Truly frightening.

    • @isaiah8988
      @isaiah8988 4 года назад +67

      You should see Hitler's eyes... oh wait

    • @monkadelic13
      @monkadelic13 4 года назад +66

      you can tell when comedy central doesn't write the scripts on these people.

    • @OmarStar803
      @OmarStar803 4 года назад +31

      Serious what kinda drugs is she on?

    • @forrealforreal8723
      @forrealforreal8723 4 года назад +61

      She looked like a demon

  • @franzferdinand17
    @franzferdinand17 3 года назад +1946

    Her bit about jewels teeth and spice girls, is probably my favorite roast quote of all time! It’s simple but hilarious.
    And jewel took it like a champ! I love jewel by the way

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 3 года назад +126

      I loved how she didn't stop smiling with her teeth showing (except for the brief moment she covered them), despite the jokes.
      Her confidence is admirable!

    • @bwlewis1964
      @bwlewis1964 3 года назад +66

      Trailer Swift

    • @Fissa4
      @Fissa4 3 года назад +59

      I don't know her but her laugh is so adorable

    • @theaveragemegaguy
      @theaveragemegaguy 3 года назад +23

      @@Fissa4 sexiest laugh ever fr

    • @kushagarsharma4783
      @kushagarsharma4783 3 года назад +48

      Jewel is attractive af tbh

  • @brookeww2919
    @brookeww2919 4 года назад +967

    Rob Lowe's reaction to Nikki's roasting of Ann was priceless.

    • @kaiasmith5404
      @kaiasmith5404 4 года назад +11

      It made me so happy

    • @BrianR.-nu1sr
      @BrianR.-nu1sr 4 года назад +1

      Rob had a few kind words for Ann as well. Nikki was not the only person who loaded up for the peroxide harpy: ruclips.net/video/zwoGrDa5g2c/видео.html

    • @TheRealXoph
      @TheRealXoph 4 года назад +3

      It made me choke lol.

    • @blacknoir1024
      @blacknoir1024 4 года назад +1

      Where is the part?

    • @brookeww2919
      @brookeww2919 4 года назад +4

      @@blacknoir1024 She makes the comments around 3:00 he makes the face around 3:09

  • @lavenderblood4390
    @lavenderblood4390 Год назад +128

    The thing I love most about Nikki Glaser is she's respectful about the roasts she does. I also love how cultured she is, that Casey Anthony joke was top tier

    • @N1ghtblade
      @N1ghtblade 4 месяца назад +2

      She doesn’t look respectful at all tf💀

    • @granite2728
      @granite2728 4 месяца назад

      She handled Bruce Willis perfectly and deniro

    • @skat1140
      @skat1140 2 месяца назад

      In 20 years, that joke wont work. No one will know who Casey Anthony is. It will be:
      _google search..._ "Oh..."

    • @tomdickerson4951
      @tomdickerson4951 Месяц назад

      cultured?

  • @edwardbautista146
    @edwardbautista146 4 года назад +3150

    It’s funny to say that Martha Stewart is still the most lowkey dangerous person in these roasts 😂

    • @Mmm...yummymummy
      @Mmm...yummymummy 4 года назад +29

      Martha looked good. Better than Cybill. She hasn't kept her beauty..alas.s

    • @ohgeereadmore
      @ohgeereadmore 4 года назад +93

      I heard women in prison were afraid of Martha

    • @innertubez
      @innertubez 4 года назад +68

      Martha will shank you if you cross her

    • @suzawilo
      @suzawilo 4 года назад +70

      @@innertubez And her shank will be the best crafted one 😄

    • @rickbrenner6079
      @rickbrenner6079 4 года назад +7

      @@suzawilo LOL:) Nice one:)

  • @kungfusansu
    @kungfusansu 5 лет назад +3795

    Apparently Nikki Glaser's Best Roast Moments are just all her roast moments...

  • @miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372
    @miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372 3 года назад +1135

    "And without führer ado, Ann Coulter." Dead. 💀

    • @v1nc3nz000
      @v1nc3nz000 3 года назад +23

      Totally underrated

    • @901stinababy
      @901stinababy 3 года назад +3

      That was an awesome one

    • @marlonagostini8633
      @marlonagostini8633 2 года назад +28

      "Twelve if you count mein kampf"😂

    • @b3_b3
      @b3_b3 2 года назад +11

      I totally missed that one.. probably because I‘m German & the pronunciation was kinda off. lol

  • @mattwellito1458
    @mattwellito1458 Год назад +190

    Why aren't there more Nikki Glaser comedy specials? Definitely need to see her live.

    • @infntnub
      @infntnub Год назад +21

      I love her on the roasts, but man.. her specials just don't seem up to the same level as her material at these roasts. Just my opinion.

    • @abn_tx
      @abn_tx Год назад +7

      @@infntnub They're definitely not.

    • @dhavalsolani1111
      @dhavalsolani1111 Год назад +8

      Her specials are pretty bad tbh. I wonder why because she is clearly very talented as this video demonstrates.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Год назад +2

      @@infntnub I disagree. in fact some of this materialis straight from her specials... especially the self-deprecating stuff she fills in with.

  • @theabyssofthoughts
    @theabyssofthoughts 4 года назад +761

    She is one of the most intelligent comedians I've ever seen.

  • @Callmelucky
    @Callmelucky 5 лет назад +3780

    “Only person you will make happy is the mexican digging your grave” that one killed me

    • @amberparker9883
      @amberparker9883 5 лет назад +23

      SAVAGE AF & I LOVE IT!!

    • @NOOKnookCROOK
      @NOOKnookCROOK 5 лет назад

      K lucky

    • @jameseno32
      @jameseno32 5 лет назад +6

      Yes, brutal

    • @larrysmith2638
      @larrysmith2638 5 лет назад +58

      @Evil Rev And there's the difference. Hitler, Trump, Coulter, and their ilk have no ability to laugh, especially at themselves. And it's their worst nightmare, to be laughed at.

    • @moisesgil3939
      @moisesgil3939 5 лет назад

      And probably true

  • @shazilish
    @shazilish 4 года назад +6337

    She didn't roast Anne Coulter, she annihilated her

    • @TheJStale
      @TheJStale 4 года назад +190

      Don't you mean... ANNE-ihilated her?

    • @sylvesteruchia5263
      @sylvesteruchia5263 3 года назад +7

      Yo Anne got roggered

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 3 года назад +146

      "the only mexican youll make happy is the one that digs your grave." I AM FUCKING DECEASED YO! SHE HELD NOTHING BACK, I THOUGHT JIMMYS ROAST WAS ENOUGH BUT GOD DAMN NIKKI WENT IN!!!! Notice how anxiety driven Anne is, she is visibly shaken. Id like to believe this was a Rob Lowe roast, but it was actually an Anne Coulter roast lmao. Also, did anyone notice that after this roast Coulter basically stfu for years? Lmao sometimes bullying can work!

    • @Rapsha100
      @Rapsha100 3 года назад +42

      she was literately shaking I feel bad for her.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 года назад +70

      The way they went at Ann in that roast was amazing.
      I think Jewel actually had one of my favorite burns, though, because it was just so blunt:
      "I do want to say, as a feminist, that I can't support everything that's been said tonight... but as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I'm delighted."

  • @havmercy2349
    @havmercy2349 Год назад +181

    Cybill had the BEST reactions 🤣🤣🤣 "I wish that wasn't true!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cordy712
    @Cordy712 5 лет назад +2088

    Is Ann Coulter like, shaking? She looks like she's shaking.

    • @shritejchavan6222
      @shritejchavan6222 5 лет назад +109

      Yes, I think she couldn't take it.

    • @basketvector7311
      @basketvector7311 5 лет назад +264

      I dont think it's because she's mad. She's like a skinny nervous chihuahua

    • @warlockthankless5323
      @warlockthankless5323 5 лет назад +38

      That's always her demeanor. She always trembles as she speaks..... or breathes

    • @allenwatson7734
      @allenwatson7734 5 лет назад +47

      Probably just nervous and out of her element being at a roast. Imagine you make your weekly circuit on the talking head shows and fight to get your sound bites in and then next thing you know you have to actually perform jokes in front of a huge crowd, knowing damn well you're also going to be torn to shreds by ACTUAL comedians who do this shit for a living... most people would be silly to not be terrified.

    • @SheWhoWalksWithLucifer
      @SheWhoWalksWithLucifer 5 лет назад +11

      Oh it's just the DTs she's fine

  • @stonebone316
    @stonebone316 3 года назад +1187

    "No Jeff, no. Don't break the couch" this shit was so underrated.

    • @jorischkovich
      @jorischkovich 3 года назад +50

      this part shows she's also funny of the cuff. really amazing

    • @stonebone316
      @stonebone316 3 года назад +13

      @@jorischkovich agreed. Shes fantastic.

  • @knownuniverse93
    @knownuniverse93 5 лет назад +1442

    she handed ann coulter a death sentence with those comments 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mrbigstump63
      @mrbigstump63 5 лет назад +7

      KnownUniverse she was not happy!

    • @Wynter_Heat
      @Wynter_Heat 5 лет назад +8

      seriously!!! gahhhh damn!!!

    • @Figs3
      @Figs3 5 лет назад +30

      "The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave."

    • @dickymcbutts7585
      @dickymcbutts7585 5 лет назад +2

      @@Figs3 SOOOO BRUTAL LMAO

    • @DMRJ53
      @DMRJ53 5 лет назад +7

      And Coulter just sat there with that dumb smile

  • @linnyw3423
    @linnyw3423 2 года назад +93

    “Here’s your salad, sir.” I’m dead 😂😂😂

    • @skat1140
      @skat1140 2 месяца назад

      It's because Jeff Ross would only consume fattening, high-caloric food.
      Thus, he would never order a salad, nor have a waiter serving him a salad.
      It is a fat joke.

  • @marissajensen
    @marissajensen 4 года назад +300

    The key is that she doesn’t just go for surface level-she finds the worst things about each person and just points them out. She lets their own actions toast themselves, which is always more humiliating.

  • @mattquinlan1048
    @mattquinlan1048 5 лет назад +2550

    Oof, the Ann Coulter stuff wasn't even jokes, just Nikki's time to take out all of her hatred towards her. I loved it.

    • @buffalo1d
      @buffalo1d 5 лет назад +42

      The only problem is the one telling the jokes actually lives like what she attacked her for.

    • @stevedonahue7956
      @stevedonahue7956 5 лет назад +15

      ann coulter is life and love

    • @semmtexx
      @semmtexx 5 лет назад +3

      I mean it was wack but ok.

    • @jesusherbertchrist3304
      @jesusherbertchrist3304 5 лет назад +38

      Ann was QUAKING😬😂

    • @mattquinlan1048
      @mattquinlan1048 5 лет назад +36

      Lol a lot of Russian instigators on RUclips the last few days. Most of these Pro-Ann comments are in worst English that I have ever seen. I mean regardless of how you feel about her you can tell that she is not taking these jokes well. Being ridiculed is what you sign up for when you choose to be part of a roast; regardless of whether you are the main subject or not. So if nothing else, I dislike her because she is clearly a poor sport about the whole thing.

  • @itz-juaan-pr2097
    @itz-juaan-pr2097 4 года назад +1340

    “Blake, you look like a black guy that got made by a printer running out of ink” 😂💀

    • @dailyyoutuber4563
      @dailyyoutuber4563 4 года назад +8

      Seriously, he looks like a white guy

    • @Ru77ian
      @Ru77ian 3 года назад +1

      @@dailyyoutuber4563 wait he isn’t black? i thought the joke was he’s actually white lmao

    • @dailyyoutuber4563
      @dailyyoutuber4563 3 года назад +11

      @@Ru77ian He is mixed but identify as black

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 года назад +11

      We've had Mariah Carey for 30 years and people still get tripped up over a mixed person, c'mon.

    • @SportsBoss999
      @SportsBoss999 3 года назад +4

      THAT was one of the funniest jokes in Roast history, and I've seen them all.

  • @jasminelykins5269
    @jasminelykins5269 Год назад +134

    When Cybill says “I wish that wasn’t true” I lose it 😭😭

    • @mohammed96011
      @mohammed96011 4 месяца назад

      She said I wish that was true

    • @Hellstothenaw
      @Hellstothenaw 15 дней назад

      @@mohammed96011 She said “wasn’t”.

  • @deliciapascall1109
    @deliciapascall1109 4 года назад +413

    she delivers her roasts with such grace I’m crying😂

  • @NiFeGetsTubey
    @NiFeGetsTubey 4 года назад +1226

    "Blake you like a black guy made from a printer running out of ink." Holy shit lol

    • @studiojason8049
      @studiojason8049 4 года назад +27

      She didn't want to say anything after that, she didn't want to lose her chances with him

    • @ndiogouniang83
      @ndiogouniang83 4 года назад +5

      actually a lot of people might not get that one

    • @grapenutz1137
      @grapenutz1137 4 года назад +4

      @@ndiogouniang83 people that live under a rock maybe.

    • @laylay9966
      @laylay9966 4 года назад +1

      Hez still hot tho

    • @minibixxx
      @minibixxx 22 дня назад

      11:05 the follow up was perfect too 😂

  • @jankyjargon
    @jankyjargon 4 года назад +2051

    My favorite quote is “I’m such a big fan of the Baldwin’s... I’ve never been so sure that 4 people have buried a hooker together.”

    • @demetrisloukas8586
      @demetrisloukas8586 3 года назад +145

      He was laughing the whole time and she said that he just stopped. Guy creeped the hell out of me

    • @orideaa
      @orideaa 3 года назад +8

      Didn't get this joke. Could you please explain?!

    • @battle-techs
      @battle-techs 3 года назад +52

      His reaction makes that joke seem very plausible.

    • @ozanakyldz3091
      @ozanakyldz3091 3 года назад +3

      @@battle-techs that's hid comedic timing

    • @iguardsecurity2330
      @iguardsecurity2330 3 года назад +2

      @@orideaa yeah me too.

  • @loganfields159
    @loganfields159 Год назад +142

    How dare Alex Baldwin have a roast BEFORE he shot somebody.

  • @MegaJustGeorge
    @MegaJustGeorge 3 года назад +1321

    "Ann has written eleven books, twelve if you count 'Mein Kampf'." - that was dead center on target!

    • @morganghetti
      @morganghetti 3 года назад +7

      How so?

    • @dannyj8264
      @dannyj8264 3 года назад +10

      Actually it makes no sense.

    • @chanaoconnell
      @chanaoconnell 3 года назад +27

      @@dannyj8264 it made sense and funny

    • @markjones7109
      @markjones7109 3 года назад +2

      @@chanaoconnell How?

    • @carczar123
      @carczar123 3 года назад +1

      @@dannyj8264 i agree i think she’s very funny but that joke seemed kinda lazy to me cause it makes no sense

  • @stephengavin2208
    @stephengavin2208 4 года назад +905

    This woman was a complete savage. Talk about leaving your feelings at home.

    • @1SavageMiss
      @1SavageMiss 3 года назад +7

      She's fkn brilliant!! Absolute savage indeed!

    • @noneya1238
      @noneya1238 3 года назад

      Didnt laugh once.

    • @ruthiesylvester4165
      @ruthiesylvester4165 3 года назад +47

      @@noneya1238 wow, you're soooo not like other girls

    • @noneya1238
      @noneya1238 3 года назад

      @@ruthiesylvester4165 How?

    • @Aria-qm1ux
      @Aria-qm1ux 3 года назад +11

      @@noneya1238 HAHAHHA. She asked how

  • @raymondsabee
    @raymondsabee 4 года назад +5440

    Welcome back to another episode of “Where quarantine has led me today”

  • @brendanxtrom
    @brendanxtrom Год назад +65

    While I have a soft spot for the Norm roast brilliance and the Andy Samberg weirdness this is by far the best roast material I’ve ever watched. Just unbelievable material.

  • @TheMurrmursonbottle
    @TheMurrmursonbottle 4 года назад +635

    She absolutely destroyed Caitlyn Jenner

    • @x3a3x3
      @x3a3x3 4 года назад +55

      TheMurrmursonbottle - look for Nikki on joe Rogan’s podcast. She said she had even more vicious jokes but Jenner’s people said she would walk out of the stage if anyone touched her off-limits subjects...

    • @Mmm...yummymummy
      @Mmm...yummymummy 4 года назад +3

      Saying she doesn't support her sons was such a low blow.

    • @studiojason8049
      @studiojason8049 4 года назад +2

      Easy target!

    •  4 года назад +1

      @@Mmm...yummymummy He, that's Bruce Jenner and not a woman named Katelyn.

    • @skat1140
      @skat1140 2 месяца назад

      @@x3a3x3 Uh, now I want to know what would be "off limits"?

  • @jeromeseibert
    @jeromeseibert 4 года назад +659

    I'm almost 100% sure that oatmeal joke was improv after seeing his face. Genius!

  • @numcrun
    @numcrun 3 года назад +1962

    Nikki: “I've never been so sure that four people have buried a hooker together”
    Alec: *licks lips nervously*

    • @pm6127
      @pm6127 3 года назад +16

      Can u explain what happened?

    • @esconyc0101
      @esconyc0101 2 года назад +17

      This is in the top 3 burns on this montage, lolololol

    • @TheArtInterviews
      @TheArtInterviews 2 года назад +12

      thought the same thing lol it probably brought him back some dark memories

    • @vleaky3430
      @vleaky3430 2 года назад

      What was it all about?

    • @chico7017
      @chico7017 2 года назад +1

      @@vleaky3430 there’s plenty of situations where a group of men kick it with a girl and something goes wrong and they have to bury a body 😂 it’s a plot in tv shows and comedy sketches

  • @elijahmackR90
    @elijahmackR90 2 года назад +27

    She’s one of my favorite roasters. I come back to her every few months and still laugh. The Robin Williams line tho

  • @abdullahsaeed7542
    @abdullahsaeed7542 5 лет назад +1226

    "Blake you look like a black guy made out of a printer running out of ink"
    That was the best joke.

    • @bric9033
      @bric9033 5 лет назад +7

      It was so good 😂😂💀

    • @PrMCP
      @PrMCP 5 лет назад +2

      Yes

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 5 лет назад +1

      Hacky af, low hanging fruit. Her Suicide joke was truly unique though

    • @bengully5076
      @bengully5076 5 лет назад

      Great but no best.

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 5 лет назад +1

      I loved that one. So on point.

  • @coreymiller7317
    @coreymiller7317 3 года назад +688

    I honestly can't tell if Anne is being a sport or quietly seething with rage, she has the same smile plastered on for every burn.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 года назад +58

      She bitched about the roast afterward (like she bitches about EVERYTHING ELSE), so three guesses.

    • @lamosos
      @lamosos 3 года назад +9

      If you really can't tell, there is something really wrong with you.

    • @MatthewCleere
      @MatthewCleere 3 года назад +51

      She was mustering all of the power of the dark side to keep herself from bursting into tears bro. As soon as the dark side of the force leaves her body, she will crumble into pieces and blow away with the wind.

    • @SLCtica
      @SLCtica 3 года назад

      I want to believe it’s the latter.

    • @LeanMan82
      @LeanMan82 3 года назад +7

      definitely seething rage

  • @johnguthrie5776
    @johnguthrie5776 4 года назад +719

    “What does that party have to do to lose your support ... be your son?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 года назад +55

      "I know being a new mom is hard, but... even Casey Anthony knows the current location of her daughter."
      I know people are talking up how she shredded Ann Coulter, but she just obliterated Caitlyn, too.

    • @bilenlove
      @bilenlove 3 года назад +3

      @@mahmamia5100 what’s that one about? She doesn’t know where her daughters are?

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 года назад +23

      @@bilenlove Caitlyn? Basically back when she was still Bruce, she ditched her first family (including two kids) for someone else. And I think did the same to her second family.
      But if you mean Casey Anthony, it's widely believed that she murdered her own daughter and buried the body. Hence, even Casey Anthony knows the current location of her daughter. The joke is that Caitlyn is just a really awful parent who doesn't really care where her kids are.

    • @bilenlove
      @bilenlove 3 года назад +3

      @@mahmamia5100 Oh my goodness!! Thank you for explanation!

  • @peytonschmidt1116
    @peytonschmidt1116 Год назад +25

    Nikki is so funny. Truly one of a kind when it comes to these roast

  • @Handleisnotavailable1
    @Handleisnotavailable1 3 года назад +428

    One thing is to make the audience laugh but, she shocks them and makes them scream! I could never get tired of watching her.

  • @dreadbull5039
    @dreadbull5039 4 года назад +560

    I love when the jokes hit a little close to home and the person is straining to laugh

    • @Markleadguitar
      @Markleadguitar 2 года назад +3

      Reminds me of Amy Schumer hitting Steve-O with the Dunn joke, he didn't like that at all

    • @DenSvartaStjarnan
      @DenSvartaStjarnan 2 года назад +3

      @@Markleadguitar It was only weeks after he had died, if I recall.

  • @willienelsongonzalez4609
    @willienelsongonzalez4609 3 года назад +260

    “Trailer Swift” ..... brilliant! Anne Coulter roasting was just epic!

    • @FDR_progressive_liberal
      @FDR_progressive_liberal Месяц назад

      "And now without Fuhrer ado." How appropriate. What was Coulter even doing there?

  • @cherisseneverson4697
    @cherisseneverson4697 6 месяцев назад +51

    “I’m sorry, I don’t feel right about any of this.” 😂😂😂

  • @cristobalhoyo8177
    @cristobalhoyo8177 3 года назад +735

    i like how jewel reacted to her roast...she genuinely seemed to find the jokes about her funny

    • @neilfriedlander4572
      @neilfriedlander4572 3 года назад +8

      totally. so cool

    • @neandorman
      @neandorman 2 года назад +33

      Jewel exudes humility and grace. She's genuinely awesome.

    • @ericksonjustinAK
      @ericksonjustinAK 2 года назад +3

      These roasts are no longer what they are supposed to be if you are impressed that somebody doesn't take offense.

    • @havmercy2349
      @havmercy2349 Год назад +5

      "Trailer Swift" 😫🤣

  • @ivynjoki
    @ivynjoki 5 лет назад +995

    _“Tonight Jeff is dressed as Prince. The Prince. Of whales. The animal. You’re fat.”_
    This woman is genius!

    • @jays-move8803
      @jays-move8803 5 лет назад +5

      I know!!! I love that one!! I died.

    • @kheatthr1892
      @kheatthr1892 4 года назад +4

      I thought she meant the prince of Wales 🙄😂

    • @3spressoShot
      @3spressoShot 4 года назад +14

      @@kheatthr1892 she did... she went from prince the singer, to the prince of wales. the the prince of whales (the animal).. to making to obvious but funny statement that shes calling him fat. its like she slowly broke it down and then was like too clever ill just let him know hes fat.... its was actually really good imo.

    • @williamcreager6434
      @williamcreager6434 4 года назад +16

      @@killingspencer6416 oh you poor little incel, can't handle that a woman is funny so you spew your hatred of her on every single post that's complementing her...

    • @erick4923
      @erick4923 4 года назад +2

      @@killingspencer6416 she's fucking hilarious and literally one of the only funny female comedians. Give respect where respect is due.

  • @HarryGoldbergTV
    @HarryGoldbergTV 5 лет назад +1731

    Ann Coulter looks so uncomfortable up there lmao

    • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
      @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 5 лет назад +84

      Harry GoldbergTV Like a catholic priest at a Boy Scout meeting

    • @epsilon3569
      @epsilon3569 5 лет назад +48

      @@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 More like a live hog at a barbecue, tbh. She knows what's coming, and she is not happy, but also knows she can't escape.

    • @chrisbarr1359
      @chrisbarr1359 5 лет назад +20

      The crazy thing is she is more PRO-ISREAL than most Dems. The Hiltler jokes had no basis.

    • @Beardymanlol
      @Beardymanlol 5 лет назад +16

      @@chrisbarr1359 Palestine doesn't have a fraction of the equity that Israel does. Of course Coulter supports Israel

    • @Amir-mq4jy
      @Amir-mq4jy 5 лет назад +39

      She literally SHAKING, wtf haha

  • @physicsbutawesome
    @physicsbutawesome Год назад +91

    That "Trailer Swift" line is legendary...

  • @spicypancakeproductions5057
    @spicypancakeproductions5057 4 года назад +938

    Roasting everyone else: Shots fired
    Roasting Ann Coulter: **pulls out minigun**
    Edit: Holy shit, 760 likes? Thanks

    • @BrianR.-nu1sr
      @BrianR.-nu1sr 4 года назад +3

      Chain-gun.

    • @camilaklein2704
      @camilaklein2704 3 года назад +3

      I didn’t know who this Ann Coulter woman was so I searched...and boy... as a Latin, I feel so thankful and revenged with Nikkis roast

    • @skat1140
      @skat1140 2 месяца назад

      Roasting Alec Baldwin: Shots fired, by Alec Baldwin.

  • @JasonNation72
    @JasonNation72 5 лет назад +1459

    "Jewel is here, or as I call her Trailer Swift"
    I'm crying laughing!

    • @gludwig
      @gludwig 5 лет назад +7

      I don't remember if I've EVER heard a funnier burn. That was fantastic.

    • @loualbino5536
      @loualbino5536 5 лет назад +18

      Jewel is fucking beautiful.

    • @Fthisappihateutube
      @Fthisappihateutube 5 лет назад +5

      Jewel is way more attractive. Not to mention I've actually heard of Jewel. Who the hell is nikki glaser?

    • @adamspielholz4200
      @adamspielholz4200 4 года назад +38

      @@Fthisappihateutube are you seriously getting mad at a comedian making a joke?

    • @jribolla
      @jribolla 4 года назад +9

      I think Jewel is a solid singer and a solid person but that joke was hilarious. A roast is no place for sensitive people, Jewel and everyone else on that stage knew what they were getting into.

  • @christopheryou
    @christopheryou 4 года назад +202

    Omg her dark humor is perfect for roasting! Some of her best shit I’ve seen so far

    • @TheJStale
      @TheJStale 4 года назад

      Strange... Hitler said the same exact thing about the Jews. 😉
      *DARK COMEDY*

  • @bsherder
    @bsherder 6 месяцев назад +16

    When i watched the Netflix roast of Tom Brady i was really looking forward to her roasting people and she did not disappoint. I think she had some of the best roasts of the show.

  • @tomeroren4779
    @tomeroren4779 5 лет назад +1189

    A generic ‘She’s better than Amy Schumer’ comment for you to like..
    *edit- if it wasn't clear, this was meant as commentary on how fucking weird it is that the only way people could think to compliment Nikki in the comments of her videos was by shitting on another female comedian, Amy Schumer, with things like "This is what Amy Schumer wished she could be"

  • @nicklevesque9663
    @nicklevesque9663 4 года назад +528

    "Peyton you're like the tom brady of being in comercails." I could laugh at that over and over.

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 4 года назад +1

      Love that!

    • @jd-yo2is
      @jd-yo2is 4 года назад +3

      I thought you butchered that word but you really just missed on m, makes it look weird as fuck tho

    • @jd-yo2is
      @jd-yo2is 4 года назад +2

      Nick Levesque never mind you switched the a and i as well

  • @sundiegoshine2922
    @sundiegoshine2922 3 года назад +297

    “Oh Robert just got excited when I said oatmeal.” Haha oh my gosh 🤣

  • @MakuraZalis
    @MakuraZalis Год назад +41

    Her timing is wild. Her delivery is pin point and on the fricking nose

  • @lalthantluangakhawlhring7174
    @lalthantluangakhawlhring7174 5 лет назад +652

    She's savage and also her delivery is so great

    • @TheLadyDelirium
      @TheLadyDelirium 5 лет назад +1

      I've not got a clue what your username says but I'm digging it

    • @lalthantluangakhawlhring7174
      @lalthantluangakhawlhring7174 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheLadyDelirium that's my name lol

    • @TheLadyDelirium
      @TheLadyDelirium 5 лет назад

      @@lalthantluangakhawlhring7174 It's a lovely name. I'm sitting here trying to figure out how to pronounce it, though I'm sure with Scottish accent it wouldn't sound right. 😅 What county are you from? 😊

    • @lalthantluangakhawlhring7174
      @lalthantluangakhawlhring7174 5 лет назад +3

      @@TheLadyDelirium I'm from India. Might sound different from the normal Indians u know.. but I'm from the North East. 😊

    • @TheLadyDelirium
      @TheLadyDelirium 5 лет назад

      @@lalthantluangakhawlhring7174 That's interesting. I find it so interesting finding out about other cultures, especially when they're different to my own.
      I hope you have a good day. 😊

  • @JohnnySplendid
    @JohnnySplendid 5 лет назад +640

    "I don't want to bad mouth you since God already did" lmao

  • @mechaelalapuaho226
    @mechaelalapuaho226 4 года назад +578

    Dang she was roasting people that weren’t even on stage LOL

  • @G_Demolished
    @G_Demolished 6 месяцев назад +45

    Calling Peyton Manning the Tom Brady of being in commercials was savage.

  • @glendalegurl88
    @glendalegurl88 4 года назад +940

    When Alec Baldwin is straight up impressed with how badly you can burn people haha

    • @ameliajijo
      @ameliajijo 4 года назад +8

      Right?

    • @TheSwitchBit
      @TheSwitchBit 4 года назад +30

      No kidding. He straight up cheered

    • @VENGEFULHEXX
      @VENGEFULHEXX 4 года назад +17

      His reactions made those jokes hit so much harder. Especially the Deniro rips lmao.

    • @numcrun
      @numcrun 3 года назад +4

      @@TheSwitchBit “You are fucken funny. Holy shit!” to be exact.

  • @VisionPoet
    @VisionPoet 4 года назад +459

    The Jimmy A. Carr joke was brilliant. The setup and delivery was so on point 😂

    • @Root_180
      @Root_180 4 года назад +18

      Yeah, even Jimmy himself was surprised, he was like she roasted both of us in one line

    • @willcousin4549
      @willcousin4549 4 года назад +14

      @@Root_180 And that says something because Jimmy is a pro roaster!!!

    • @jamal_khan
      @jamal_khan 4 года назад +3

      Absolute genius that one

  • @davidpretorius7285
    @davidpretorius7285 5 лет назад +503

    One of the only people that is ever actually funny at these roasts

    • @xilo3012
      @xilo3012 5 лет назад +12

      Ross and jimmy carr are good.

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 5 лет назад +7

      Um Jeff Ross? Greg Giraldo (RIP)?

    • @xilo3012
      @xilo3012 5 лет назад +3

      @@thomasrainbow greg and patrice were awesome.

    • @davidpretorius7285
      @davidpretorius7285 4 года назад +2

      @Tyler Gay This is true

  • @billbangz
    @billbangz Год назад +89

    That Blake Griffin joke was classic🤣🤣🤣

  • @beaztelitefitness4032
    @beaztelitefitness4032 4 года назад +763

    “Isn’t your seamen oatmeal at this point??....Oh Robert got excited when I said oatmeal he started salivating” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂

    • @anthonyparadiso1a
      @anthonyparadiso1a 4 года назад +1

      Oatmeal is clumpy, I get the comparison to Alec's semen, but why would Robert De Niro get turned on by oatmeal?

    • @sweetm4ngo
      @sweetm4ngo 4 года назад +49

      @@anthonyparadiso1a its a food easy to eat so older people eat it a lot she means he's hungrily salivating not turned on

    • @lucidbarrier
      @lucidbarrier 4 года назад +33

      @@anthonyparadiso1a You don't get turned on by cinnamon brown sugar oatmeal? You haven't lived my friend

    • @Stach23
      @Stach23 3 года назад +15

      Laughed the whole time, but the oatmeal brought tears. Fantastic.

    • @shannonw5756
      @shannonw5756 3 года назад +9

      That was the funniest joke in my opinion 😂

  • @mikalabrucker7594
    @mikalabrucker7594 5 лет назад +295

    I love how Alec couldn't even believe what was coming out of her mouth 😂😂

    • @Mmm...yummymummy
      @Mmm...yummymummy 4 года назад +4

      But he told her she is funny. Credit where credit is due.
      Comics have always pushed the envelope but this was just mean.

  • @ZalmanKrause
    @ZalmanKrause 3 года назад +5342

    That printer joke with Blake griffin was wow 😂😂😂

    • @travisandrews3909
      @travisandrews3909 3 года назад +28

      Yes it was very funny lmao 🤣

    • @sidgamehacker
      @sidgamehacker 3 года назад +6

      Ayyy .. I love your song what was it all for man💚

    • @SportsBoss999
      @SportsBoss999 3 года назад +47

      Maybe the best 1-liner in roast history.

    • @mztweety1374
      @mztweety1374 3 года назад +7

      Blake let it go you deep-fried carrot we all know you’re going bald

    • @cjsadman3750
      @cjsadman3750 3 года назад

      Time stamp?

  • @vleaky3430
    @vleaky3430 2 года назад +39

    "Martha Stewart shank you for being here" I'M DEAD 💀💀💀💀💀💀