When Your Student Writes a Story About Having Sex with You - Amy Silverberg - Stand-Up Featuring

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @compugasm
    @compugasm 5 лет назад +21262

    She's definitely funny, but she's no Jamie Goldstein.

    • @ohiosfinest5889
      @ohiosfinest5889 4 года назад +130

      Compugasm they’re both jews so 🤷‍♀️

    • @thedungeondelver
      @thedungeondelver 4 года назад +230

      That's far funnier than anything she said. Congrats.

    • @user-nw8tg1pg9y
      @user-nw8tg1pg9y 4 года назад +45

      @@ohiosfinest5889 you're that dumb that you think there's actually a Jamie Goldstein?

    • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
      @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 4 года назад +212

      @@user-nw8tg1pg9y they're playing along with the joker dummy

    • @healinggrounds19
      @healinggrounds19 4 года назад +44

      I AM a Goldstein. But not Jamie. He's my cousin.

  • @lukaslambs5780
    @lukaslambs5780 5 лет назад +8621

    I like her delivery a lot, fits the style of joke she tells fantastically

    • @corneliojerez1791
      @corneliojerez1791 5 лет назад +2

      Lukas Lambraia yup

    • @ramdbzdude0_0
      @ramdbzdude0_0 5 лет назад +12

      I hope she sees this bro

    • @humanbeing5918
      @humanbeing5918 5 лет назад +11

      very teacher-like

    • @theherk
      @theherk 5 лет назад +15

      I feel like every sentence sounds like a question, but I think that's just the socal in her.

    • @SKUNK_The_underdog
      @SKUNK_The_underdog 4 года назад +8

      Didn't make me laugh at all.

  • @blackjesus804
    @blackjesus804 4 года назад +11058

    Props to a college football player who actually did their own assignments.

    • @matthewletexier
      @matthewletexier 3 года назад +404

      What if he didn't and some bullied kid wrote that for him to try to get him in trouble

    • @danceswithcarsdc
      @danceswithcarsdc 3 года назад +59

      And the sequel:
      which STDs and how that dialogue went...

    • @Shannxy
      @Shannxy 3 года назад +107

      @@matthewletexier Imagine how dissapointed the bullied kid would be if it somehow got the guy laid instead

    • @vlopez1ruiz2
      @vlopez1ruiz2 3 года назад +22

      @@matthewletexier you beat me to it 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's what I would've done 💀

    • @mindyours752
      @mindyours752 3 года назад +23

      Guy tells same joke and ends up on the watchlist lol

  • @ethang6735
    @ethang6735 4 года назад +9179

    shes really not the funniest comedian, but what she does have is that comedy that makes you sit there just smiling the whole time. Its a very unique feature in comedy that i really feel goes under appreciated. Frankly its a nice change of pace from time to time

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 4 года назад +217

      @Easy Lee He never said she wasn't funny

    • @allyli1718
      @allyli1718 4 года назад +58

      Ethan G meh I find that I actually laugh more at her work than others on comedy central

    • @bobtheball5384
      @bobtheball5384 4 года назад +318

      True, not all comedy has to be gut busting funny. It makes you expect that all comedians have to be that kind of level of funny and if they aren't that means they're not funny which isn't fair tbh.

    • @SamLoki
      @SamLoki 4 года назад +100

      Shes kinda cute maybe that's why

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 4 года назад +5

      @@bobtheball5384 Very good point

  • @autodidacticartisan
    @autodidacticartisan 5 лет назад +6236

    She clearly stole this joke from Jamie Goldstein

    • @sbFreakinxRican
      @sbFreakinxRican 5 лет назад +96

      Was that the other teacher comedian? Looks like ms frizzle

    • @autodidacticartisan
      @autodidacticartisan 5 лет назад +113

      @@sbFreakinxRican no that's Rachel Mac that looks like Ms frizzle

    • @EXG21
      @EXG21 5 лет назад +154

      Has anybody ever heard of parallel thinking. It's bound to happen with some comedians.

    • @autodidacticartisan
      @autodidacticartisan 5 лет назад +868

      @@EXG21 has anyone watched the video? Jamie Goldstein is the name her student uses when writing about her, dude I was just making a bad joke

    • @psycold
      @psycold 5 лет назад +325

      @@autodidacticartisan No time to watch videos, straight to comments to find something to rage about.

  • @jessewoo2411
    @jessewoo2411 4 года назад +2776

    Lesson: Don't ever tell your darkest deepest secret to a stand-up comedian.

    • @jshepard152
      @jshepard152 3 года назад +44

      Or to anyone.

    • @Danielson1818
      @Danielson1818 2 года назад +22

      Don't even tell it to your greatest love you've been with for years. You will break up. A guy might tell. A woman will 💯 tell.

    • @robertm346
      @robertm346 2 года назад

      Or an entire fucking group of females HELLO???

    • @possiblydangerous9778
      @possiblydangerous9778 2 года назад +38

      @@Danielson1818 I mean I’m pretty late but dude, who the hell hurt you?

    • @Danielson1818
      @Danielson1818 2 года назад +14

      @@possiblydangerous9778 Ummm. Pretty much every woman ever. Love is temporary from my experience, so it isn't smart to give anyone your deepest secrets, unless you plan for them to get out. Luckily, I don't have too many of those to exploit.

  • @SS-pe4li
    @SS-pe4li 5 лет назад +3104

    "If you're from USC, keep this a secret"
    *posts video to youtube*

    • @sheab101
      @sheab101 5 лет назад +5

      Baby Momma A novel I love the John Mulaney reference 😂

    • @canine_coach
      @canine_coach 5 лет назад

      Baby Momma A novel What is that!?!?

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 5 лет назад +3

      Proceeds to tell friend's deepest darkest secret anyways

    • @jesspayne5548
      @jesspayne5548 5 лет назад +4

      S S which USC I wonder

    • @SS-pe4li
      @SS-pe4li 5 лет назад

      fooloof damn, if only I weren't making a joke

  • @MarionRelics
    @MarionRelics 5 лет назад +3516

    Not like, super hilarious, but she’s just enjoyable to listen to. I kinda want to just chill here with a sleepy smile and listen to her tell stories for a long time.

  • @WestOfEarth
    @WestOfEarth 2 года назад +765

    The style felt more like comedic storytelling, and I enjoyed it. It's like when you read a humorous novel or short story. You may not laugh out loud very often, but you're entertained and engaged the entire time. She's quite funny, so I can see why she's making a move into stand-up.

    • @lightonstillwaters6789
      @lightonstillwaters6789 2 года назад +1

      Felt the same.

    • @daniellim5037
      @daniellim5037 2 года назад +7

      @@lightonstillwaters6789 Like a female Birbiglia

    • @gayvideos3808
      @gayvideos3808 Год назад +2

      She reminds me of Hannibal the way she always seems bored, like she doesn't even want to be telling you this story

    • @mikosoft
      @mikosoft Год назад +2

      She's literally a teacher who teaches writing so yeah.

    • @Eli-ib4yw
      @Eli-ib4yw 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@mikosoft no. comedians are meant to entertain. not every comedy show is the FUNNIEST in the world, at least in the way that makes you keel over laughing after each joke, but its still a comedy. this guy was just saying shes more of a story-telling type comedian than a punchline comic.

  • @jdmcarboy64
    @jdmcarboy64 5 лет назад +4077

    “ the waffle trick” she said it as if it’s something everyone does.

    • @ericthorpe5670
      @ericthorpe5670 5 лет назад +63

      That's why it's funny

    • @BROJANGSTER
      @BROJANGSTER 5 лет назад +51

      Thechristopherryan Thanks for explaining the joke

    • @BROJANGSTER
      @BROJANGSTER 5 лет назад +20

      Eric Thorpe Thanks for confirming that the joke is funny

    • @ericthorpe5670
      @ericthorpe5670 5 лет назад +10

      @@BROJANGSTER 👍

    • @ditocerto
      @ditocerto 5 лет назад +2

      What does it mean

  • @CausalityLoop
    @CausalityLoop 4 года назад +4875

    I'd deduct points for 'on the handlebars' that just sounds awkward.

    • @stick-itproductions.3307
      @stick-itproductions.3307 4 года назад +281

      That's why it wasn't an A+

    • @lifegoeson1007
      @lifegoeson1007 4 года назад +23

      The Stig it doesn’t like it would work

    • @pltproductions4182
      @pltproductions4182 4 года назад +5

      JuJu

    • @rachelk3887
      @rachelk3887 4 года назад +28

      Yeah there's no way you could feasibly do that. How would you hold yourself up/keep balance? And it'd be really uncomfortable to sit for an extended period of time on the hard, thin, metal handlebars, especially with someone thrusting back and forth. Nahhh. Even if it were possible somehow, it'd be really uncomfortable.

    • @Jasper129
      @Jasper129 4 года назад

      I didnt know that part was inappropriate i took it like actual handlebars

  • @julesa1754
    @julesa1754 2 года назад +39

    She has a storyteller comedy approach and it's not something you see everyday but you appreciate it regardless

  • @Nate-xd9zp
    @Nate-xd9zp 4 года назад +3871

    “Keep everything I say a secret” *Gets 4 million views*

  • @wlee6685
    @wlee6685 5 лет назад +12059

    Used to be a time when students just gave an apple to the teacher they liked. Now their writing Pornhub scripts for it.

    • @15thCrypt
      @15thCrypt 5 лет назад +491

      You gotta do better than the last guy

    • @jmiztheoracle
      @jmiztheoracle 5 лет назад +257

      no one get their nut after giving their teacher an apple bro

    • @randomguy8228
      @randomguy8228 5 лет назад +80

      ok boomer

    • @humanbeing5918
      @humanbeing5918 5 лет назад +52

      that's what happens when parents don't spank their kids

    • @thwolf762
      @thwolf762 5 лет назад +12

      Thumbs up #420 WHOO!

  • @fredazbell9522
    @fredazbell9522 3 года назад +345

    My teachers all looked like someone's grandmother. I certainly never fantasized about them.

  • @iFeelGlee
    @iFeelGlee 4 года назад +2991

    "Please don't tell anyone."
    This, even despite the lack of fanfare, is the pinnacle of the show. She told EVERYONE.

    • @doofinator4285
      @doofinator4285 4 года назад +66

      I agree. The problem is the delivery wasn't such to push it across but instead came across deadpan and then moved on. She's honestly got great material but I think some of the timing and delivery holds it back. A simple "don't worry, your secret's safe with me" and a wink or something similar would've probably sealed it for the crowd.

    • @ZiggyGamma
      @ZiggyGamma 4 года назад +9

      I agree I feel like if the delivery was a bit better it could have worked. Honestly, I thought that should have been the closer.

    • @alistairmorrish8613
      @alistairmorrish8613 4 года назад +44

      @@doofinator4285 Er, no...that is just making it so easy for the audience - the best humour is subtle - something Americans have never learned.

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 4 года назад +19

      I thought she delivered that one perfectly and wondered why it went over the audience's head.

    • @Jasper_4444
      @Jasper_4444 4 года назад +20

      Lack of fanfare is one of her assets. She just keeps me attentive without any apparent effort.

  • @stacymirba1433
    @stacymirba1433 4 года назад +2821

    "This guy gave a tour to himself." That was great.

    • @l3ridget2012
      @l3ridget2012 4 года назад +22

      I was reading through comments just so I could find this one. I was starting to think I was the only one who loved that the most lolol

    • @aeonsleo2
      @aeonsleo2 4 года назад +24

      No wonder his girlfriend dumped him.

    • @bravetherainbow
      @bravetherainbow 4 года назад +21

      I wouldn't dump a guy just for being like that, he sounds cute

    • @odyseuszkoskiniotis6266
      @odyseuszkoskiniotis6266 4 года назад +8

      Well he loves skydiving, that's great

    • @odyseuszkoskiniotis6266
      @odyseuszkoskiniotis6266 4 года назад +3

      @@bravetherainbow Yeah this felt like an elaborate joke

  • @rparker1986
    @rparker1986 Год назад +126

    Solid set. How to see more of her. Timing is awesome!

    • @Lord_Volkner
      @Lord_Volkner Год назад +4

      Like her student, I'd like to see more of her too.

    • @Dpkmshr
      @Dpkmshr Год назад

      Which part was solid?

    • @stpaulimdog
      @stpaulimdog Год назад

      Set as in matching set?

  • @ILikeCHEEZ9
    @ILikeCHEEZ9 5 лет назад +1351

    Should've gave the student a D, give a lesson in situational irony

    • @lindaclark5911
      @lindaclark5911 5 лет назад +14

      ILikeCHEEZ9 should have given, English class...go!

    • @geniuswithacapitalk
      @geniuswithacapitalk 5 лет назад +34

      She was gonna but he took her pleasure into account earning him a B+ 😒

    • @ILikeCHEEZ9
      @ILikeCHEEZ9 5 лет назад +2

      @@lindaclark5911 i thought nazis were bad

    • @WattWireNet
      @WattWireNet 5 лет назад +23

      He got the D from her instead of the other way around. I see what you did there. Nice one!

    • @thisisEHAM
      @thisisEHAM 5 лет назад

      Sixty ninth like

  • @shotsmac
    @shotsmac 5 лет назад +1681

    Any1 else slightly disappointed that at the end we didnt find out what the difference between normal and extreme would have been?

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 5 лет назад +77

      Backflips.

    • @bercoelho7741
      @bercoelho7741 5 лет назад +151

      He detaches her and tries to attach her back midair

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 5 лет назад +136

      Oh, something to do with handlebars, and fulfillment.

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 5 лет назад +9

      @Jack MeHoff Not that spell checking the funny comments on a video for an actual comedienne, and actual school teacher when you can't come up with something clever 2 say yourself is intellectually lazy, and the easy way out. On teh intawebz. Where mispeling things for comedic value is already well established. Do U even intantetz?

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 5 лет назад +5

      Also, "Jack Mehoff." If that is your real name. I'm sure you're well known for your sense of humor, and originality. Right? That wouldn't happen to be a Chris Farley profile picture, would it?

  • @Syndie702
    @Syndie702 4 года назад +46

    "That's why I like 'em small, I feel as though I'm on my own."
    That feels like the ending to a very literary short story with the exact plot she described.

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 5 лет назад +2476

    She's a teacher that does stand up? She's in trouble

    • @amithaluwai4587
      @amithaluwai4587 5 лет назад +10

      Hot video

    • @PoeLemic
      @PoeLemic 5 лет назад +10

      I think I could get Little Buddy to be standing for her.

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 5 лет назад +7

      @@PoeLemic I think we all can, man

    • @ellax325
      @ellax325 5 лет назад +101

      With the scandals that USC has had lately...she's the least of their issues lol

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 5 лет назад +80

      @@ellax325 I don't know anything about scandals from there, but usually a teacher can't have a life outside of a professional one without being looked at with disdain. It's ridiculous

  • @williamchadwick7948
    @williamchadwick7948 4 года назад +643

    When I first hit puberty, I was still in grammar school and wrote a story about having sex with my teacher. Sister Marie Therese was not amused.

    • @1954cs
      @1954cs 4 года назад +79

      I bet Father Reacharound was really pissed.

    • @THOMAS2910able
      @THOMAS2910able 4 года назад +37

      Neither was Jesus, you heathen.

    • @williamwalkup988
      @williamwalkup988 4 года назад +7

      Much better delivery and punchline.

    • @Psycandy
      @Psycandy 4 года назад +1

      worth a shot

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 4 года назад +4

      She may not have been amused, but she was likely aroused.

  • @NobleHusky
    @NobleHusky 3 года назад +211

    I think her jokes hit softer than they should because she isn't speaking with a sharp tone of voice. Makes me smile when I would otherwise have chuckled abit.

    • @kevinhyseni4339
      @kevinhyseni4339 3 года назад +4

      Yea she was doing kinda great at first but it kept going downhill from there

  • @barista3885
    @barista3885 4 года назад +3824

    She's like if Aubrey Plaza was sane and blonde

  • @eliudnjai
    @eliudnjai 5 лет назад +2141

    This guy gave a tour to himself 😂 😂. I want that kind of energy.

    • @tylerknight9857
      @tylerknight9857 5 лет назад +6

      Eliud njai creep energy

    • @shrimpdynamics4003
      @shrimpdynamics4003 5 лет назад +31

      @@tylerknight9857 how is that creepy mans wanna be alone for some time let him

    • @tdk99-i8n
      @tdk99-i8n 5 лет назад +7

      @@shrimpdynamics4003 yeah u right

    • @astronak3333
      @astronak3333 5 лет назад +6

      Well, they were from Lompoc, so it's probably from the meth.

    • @spontaneousbootay
      @spontaneousbootay 5 лет назад

      Shoot hero

  • @beemcc4148
    @beemcc4148 3 года назад +246

    Can't blame the student, His teacher is gorgeous

    • @crussteasock4047
      @crussteasock4047 3 года назад +4

      Bruh she's built like a twizzler

    • @beemcc4148
      @beemcc4148 3 года назад +12

      @@crussteasock4047 To Each their own

    • @Morraless
      @Morraless 3 года назад +2

      @@crussteasock4047 to each of their own

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 3 года назад +2

      @@crussteasock4047
      Jedem das seine.

    • @Roguedispatcher
      @Roguedispatcher 3 года назад +1

      @@crussteasock4047 to each their own

  • @NHNuisance
    @NHNuisance 5 лет назад +848

    I think I need to sign up for intro to writing at USC!

    • @CommonCent
      @CommonCent 5 лет назад +35

      Great, we need more stand up material from her 😏

    • @GamingSandviches
      @GamingSandviches 5 лет назад +17

      Most of the time that course (writ150) is a terribly difficult and excruciatingly boring class. However, 10% of the time you can land a really great professor that makes it worthwhile. Wish I could have had her!!!!

    • @LegoBrick17
      @LegoBrick17 5 лет назад +9

      J. James I’m currently at USC and I take WRIT 150 next semester lol

    • @goldenmemes51
      @goldenmemes51 5 лет назад +3

      @@LegoBrick17 Lawl take her please, I got into USC cause i wrote down I'm I'm African american (part north african )

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂

  • @teddropstone5962
    @teddropstone5962 4 года назад +2155

    That class where the student gives the teacher a D.

  • @SurgeryIsWoke
    @SurgeryIsWoke 2 года назад +14

    I just love the American Idol judge energy of every guy in the comments lmfao

  • @S-T-DoubleO-P-I-D
    @S-T-DoubleO-P-I-D 4 года назад +2377

    I love her delivery. And I’m 99% sure she’s stoned af.

    • @TampaJohn
      @TampaJohn 3 года назад +3

      Does she work for PAPA John’s too?

    • @Sheriff_K
      @Sheriff_K 3 года назад +61

      I'd be surprised if a comedian WASN'T.

    • @BsGaming732
      @BsGaming732 3 года назад +18

      Had to make it 420 likes. It was only appropriate

    • @veryconfused9768
      @veryconfused9768 3 года назад +1

      She does feel that way.

    • @Voidaken
      @Voidaken 3 года назад +6

      @@Sheriff_K Consider yourself shocked then.

  • @Kevin_wiIiams
    @Kevin_wiIiams 5 лет назад +3907

    *I like to eat the eggos*
    *From in between my leggos*

    • @chandlerschneider1452
      @chandlerschneider1452 5 лет назад +3

      @@ViktorNederloe I don't know....

    • @skyteus
      @skyteus 5 лет назад +13

      Eleven approves... actually I should probably rethink that xD

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 5 лет назад +6

      @@ViktorNederloe wow you miss d that joke and the follow up?

    • @VanVeniVidiVici
      @VanVeniVidiVici 5 лет назад +3

      Sounds wrong coming from a dude. XD

    • @fach4422
      @fach4422 5 лет назад +3

      If you're a dude you can't use this...

  • @toewoe
    @toewoe 2 года назад +144

    She's very funny, not rolling on the floor laughing, but consistent smiles. I think it's because it's humorous stories rather than punchlines, she would make a really good podcast.

    • @ukbloke28
      @ukbloke28 Год назад +1

      A comedian should make you laugh. But bless your very polite way of saying she's cr.p!

    • @piotrekjerzynski3435
      @piotrekjerzynski3435 11 месяцев назад

      absolute trash

  • @connorcraft5455
    @connorcraft5455 5 лет назад +2881

    me talking to my friends: what's the name of that stand up comedian, I know it's Amy something...
    One of my friends: Amy Schumer?
    Me: No, the funny one

    • @royythaboi7163
      @royythaboi7163 4 года назад +11

      😂

    • @idlesun1645
      @idlesun1645 4 года назад +4

      Lmaooo

    • @doggfite
      @doggfite 4 года назад +11

      Wow hating on Amy Schumer, *so original*

    • @connorcraft5455
      @connorcraft5455 4 года назад +36

      @@doggfite are you okay? Do you need a hug? Everything alright at home?

    • @erick-gmz
      @erick-gmz 4 года назад +7

      Goldstein?

  • @travispetit907
    @travispetit907 5 лет назад +733

    First I’ve heard of this comedian but she is hilarious.

    • @canine_coach
      @canine_coach 5 лет назад +15

      And godamn cute.

    • @bradbradleys6091
      @bradbradleys6091 5 лет назад +1

      Yea.id definitely put a tater In it

    • @Tyshkevich
      @Tyshkevich 4 года назад +2

      Far from "hilarious". She at most got a smirk from me

  • @koroeki8121
    @koroeki8121 3 года назад +67

    She's 100% the cool teacher

  • @Truthist1776
    @Truthist1776 4 года назад +417

    "I barely felt you. That's why I like them small. I feel like I'm on my own."
    If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...

    • @Pheep5671
      @Pheep5671 3 года назад +3

      You would want a nickel!
      sorry I had to

  • @CarrotSuprise
    @CarrotSuprise 5 лет назад +1985

    "Amy Silverberg" sounds like the name of a female-comedian in some parody sketch.

    • @bilbojenkins2521
      @bilbojenkins2521 5 лет назад +19

      Lol. It really does though. She sure doesnt look the part however.

    • @samrusoff
      @samrusoff 5 лет назад +37

      just slightly different from combining amy schumer and sarah silverman

    • @james-ob9rz
      @james-ob9rz 5 лет назад +11

      Still better then shumer

    • @kevinneal2575
      @kevinneal2575 5 лет назад +7

      Probably Her stage name. Seeing blonde Jewish women always confuses people's sense of stereotyping.

    • @lacari0805
      @lacari0805 5 лет назад

      She’s Amy Schumer in a parallel universe and somehow she’s less funny than Amy Schumer

  • @bassdrumdream
    @bassdrumdream 3 года назад +7

    Wow -- not only the author of one of the better stories in the 2018 Best American Short Stories, but a very good comedian as well. Go Amy.

  • @yesthisisshi
    @yesthisisshi 4 года назад +916

    "oh yeah, the waffle trick?"

    • @Ease54
      @Ease54 4 года назад +11

      The female equivalent of the donut trick.

    • @needlessoptions
      @needlessoptions 4 года назад +8

      @@Ease54 There's unfortunately a genetic requirement for the donut trick 😔😣

  • @BasedNeptune
    @BasedNeptune 5 лет назад +1001

    "I can ride my bike with no handle bars, no handle bars, no handle bars..."

    • @Drakijy
      @Drakijy 5 лет назад +39

      "Look at me, look at me, hands in the air like it's good to be - alive..."

    • @Goodraxler
      @Goodraxler 5 лет назад +5

      I had to write a essay about this recently in freshman year

    • @senorpepper3405
      @senorpepper3405 5 лет назад +16

      i can keep the beat with no metronome, no metronome

    • @S.C.-wo8hq
      @S.C.-wo8hq 4 года назад +9

      I know all the words to 'de colores'...

    • @staypufft80
      @staypufft80 4 года назад +2

      I can tie a knot with a cherry stem. I can tell you all about leif Erickson.

  • @SeanCarterCFH
    @SeanCarterCFH 3 года назад +25

    She's great lmao, I love the last one most because it seemed like a legit lived experience not just a joke she wrote 👌

  • @standardbrah
    @standardbrah 4 года назад +588

    Y’all are tripping, this was hysterical. She’s a natural.

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla 4 года назад +19

      Keep telling that to yourself

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 4 года назад +38

      @@Horzinicla
      Everyone has different tastes.

    • @lazytown8549
      @lazytown8549 4 года назад +3

      @@Horzinicla you made this funny

    • @guyfierri1234
      @guyfierri1234 4 года назад +10

      Some people are easily amused by simple things.

    • @Voidaken
      @Voidaken 3 года назад

      @@0bread286 ...what is that supposed to mean?

  • @SelfReflective
    @SelfReflective 4 года назад +982

    "He wrote a story about wanting to eff his teacher!" - Now, I'm not saying what he did was right...but I understand!

    • @randomname7321
      @randomname7321 3 года назад +6

      With some of the teachers I've had i understand...

    • @orangejuice8339
      @orangejuice8339 3 года назад +4

      Ew

    • @kevinmcconnell9426
      @kevinmcconnell9426 3 года назад

      I want to have sxx with his teacher!
      But not on the handlebars of anyone’s bicycle!

    • @sunnyscript1224
      @sunnyscript1224 2 года назад +1

      Bruuh.
      Is decency dead or something ? smh.

  • @Devi_JK_11
    @Devi_JK_11 2 года назад +1

    She is amazing. Her tone is amazing, she doesn't shout, very pleasent on the ears and ofcourse funny. 😍

  • @BigJsSecretStash
    @BigJsSecretStash 4 года назад +253

    THE WAFFLE TRICK!! "I like to eat the Eggo from in between my Leggos!" 😂🤣😂

    • @gordon4385
      @gordon4385 4 года назад +13

      It's a great motto, when you're in your auto.

    • @queasyweasel
      @queasyweasel 3 года назад +2

      I'm glad she was ok with it in the end, she didn't shame her friend :P
      Oh wait did that rhyme? Did that count? XP

    • @juileb197473051
      @juileb197473051 3 года назад

      LMAO

  • @walterarchie5388
    @walterarchie5388 5 лет назад +483

    She's funny, very dry humor

    • @fredericksharon6908
      @fredericksharon6908 5 лет назад +2

      Very dry indeed :) can run out of jokes after a while .

    • @walterarchie5388
      @walterarchie5388 5 лет назад +2

      I say she's dry because of her delivery, it's funny, but she can stretch a punch line

    • @Youtubeexpert420
      @Youtubeexpert420 5 лет назад +5

      Dry or wet all she can joke about is sex.

  • @nahboi483
    @nahboi483 4 года назад +25

    A great example of a compelling comedian. She keeps you hooked.

  • @thaelectricfeel
    @thaelectricfeel 5 лет назад +826

    I need her to be in a college comedy playing the high roommate of the chick the main character is trying to holler at.

    • @chicobrown3960
      @chicobrown3960 5 лет назад +46

      thaelectricfeel That is a very specific need

    • @mikagami69
      @mikagami69 5 лет назад +39

      I think you need Aubrey Plaza

    • @thaelectricfeel
      @thaelectricfeel 5 лет назад +12

      @@chicobrown3960 she just fits that character in my head. We've all seen her

    • @vizziiiiob
      @vizziiiiob 5 лет назад +8

      No more college comedies, only militaristic superhero movies.

    • @sabbathjackal
      @sabbathjackal 5 лет назад +1

      She does look stoned

  • @isabellataylor8810
    @isabellataylor8810 4 года назад +66

    For some reason "weather permitting" got me the most. Just the way she said it and the look on her face cracked me up

    • @Paulpaul-oq1ie
      @Paulpaul-oq1ie 4 года назад

      Isabella Taylor :))) let's talk on whatsapp...

    • @ericbrown1101
      @ericbrown1101 4 года назад +2

      It was funny because it was California, the weather is always amazing.

  • @DavidAWA
    @DavidAWA 5 лет назад +78

    I love the way she messes with the expectation of how you think she'll respond to these things happening to her.

  • @spyder000069
    @spyder000069 5 лет назад +107

    Extreme was after the jump showing her a scrap of shoelace in his hand and yelling nooooooo!

  • @jeffreysisson7948
    @jeffreysisson7948 Год назад +4

    Wow Amy is naturally funny. I like her delivery too and she is very comfortable on stage. I’m sure being a teacher and having to constantly extemporize in front of her students helps a bunch lol. Well done!

  • @Sagaan42
    @Sagaan42 4 года назад +11

    I had never head amy silverberg before! Great comedy! Not the type that makes you scream laughing, but the type that leaves you with a good smile the whole time :)

  • @MUNJIxULTOR
    @MUNJIxULTOR 4 года назад +299

    Wait, JUJI SMITH SCHUSTER?! He got famous on IG for not having a car and riding a bike his NFL rookie season...AND HE WENT TO USC

    • @AlvinGuoSubscribe
      @AlvinGuoSubscribe 4 года назад +26

      What a lad

    • @Briguy1027
      @Briguy1027 4 года назад +24

      LOL it could have been him. It sounds like the sort of wacky thing he would do.

    • @ermag22lan66
      @ermag22lan66 4 года назад +2

      She never said she was a teacher at usc tho

    • @bohull4400
      @bohull4400 4 года назад +97

      ermag22län she literally says it 5 seconds into the video

    • @romain1752
      @romain1752 4 года назад +21

      ermag22län Someone has short attention span.

  • @randywalker7405
    @randywalker7405 4 года назад +6

    Ok that whole part with the dark secret about the baby was pretty nuts 😂😅😂

  • @missgoody1000
    @missgoody1000 4 года назад +196

    The wife-to-be shouldn’t worry about having her dark secret nightmare become reality. Nursing is going to be painful.

    • @persimmonss
      @persimmonss 4 года назад +26

      Could be her thing tho

    • @3kojimbles895
      @3kojimbles895 4 года назад +17

      ok but masochists

    • @TampaJohn
      @TampaJohn 3 года назад +12

      I actually herd of that happening though. It’s a real thing.

  • @johnroberson1157
    @johnroberson1157 5 лет назад +191

    she's a teacher....may have missed her calling; she is fantastic at funny.

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 5 лет назад +16

      tbh there's seemingly a lot of teachers that become comedians, so no biggie. hell, she can do both, as well.

    • @jjsamuelgunn1136
      @jjsamuelgunn1136 4 года назад +3

      I laugh at my teachers all the time.

    • @marlajean1715
      @marlajean1715 4 года назад +1

      A great sense of humor makes for a great teacher

    • @DairunCates
      @DairunCates 4 года назад +2

      You think a sense of humor ISN'T a job requirement for the most underpaid and thankless job in the world?

  • @SONICgokuverine
    @SONICgokuverine 3 года назад +23

    That little outburst of “I’ve never been skydiving!” was the best part of the act. It felt like the only time she wasn’t crazy nervous about the set. That little bit of confidence was great, and if she can hone in on that, I look forward to seeing more of her stand-up work.

  • @TopProducers
    @TopProducers 5 лет назад +273

    I couldn’t stop laughing at the future wife deepest darkest secret. 😂

  • @Marcus-hq3qh
    @Marcus-hq3qh 4 года назад +356

    USC, Star football player, bicycle 🚲. She’s talking about JUJU 😳

    • @quintonkirk285
      @quintonkirk285 4 года назад +4

      Marcus bruh look

    • @pop6491
      @pop6491 4 года назад +14

      It's a made up story. Probably lol.

    • @spicysokka
      @spicysokka 3 года назад +2

      YO I THINK U ONTO SOMETHING

  • @cafiend
    @cafiend 4 года назад +1

    I am a graduate of the University of Florida's creative writing program eons ago. I figured out that the professors would give a B to anyone who could write complete sentences and occasionally had a moderately interesting idea. That way, it kept us paying tuition credited to their department, and they were covered if we became famous OR if we sank without a trace. "I gave him a B because I could tell he had great abilities that just needed to be seasoned by life experience he would get later."

  • @LupusAdNoctem
    @LupusAdNoctem 4 года назад +234

    Why's she have the same cadence and intonations as the "apparently" kid 😂

    • @Contrabass101
      @Contrabass101 4 года назад +4

      Maybe his teacher. He's old enough now, that it could be about him, right?

    • @eliasespitia4834
      @eliasespitia4834 3 года назад +3

      To find out someone else had the same exact thought I did, "I was scared HALF-TAH-DEATH!"

    • @Fevah5
      @Fevah5 3 года назад +1

      @@eliasespitia4834 🤣 That was good.

  • @Rhekon
    @Rhekon 5 лет назад +232

    So that student is trash af at writing if he wrote it that way, but his story was hilarious.

    • @UltraSuperDuperFreak
      @UltraSuperDuperFreak 5 лет назад +4

      Well writing comments like you just did, kinda makes you trash too. LoL, yes same for me writing what i just did before you cry. 99% of humans does trash things.
      Plus it proberly just a made up story formed into a joke anyway.

    • @urbosasfurry2126
      @urbosasfurry2126 5 лет назад +16

      I think part of the joke was making fun of a football player's college level writing skills to be like a ten year old's.

    • @Rhekon
      @Rhekon 5 лет назад +2

      @@urbosasfurry2126 Likely

    • @Rhekon
      @Rhekon 5 лет назад +3

      @@UltraSuperDuperFreak Take a chill pill, internet tough guy. Also, *it's and *probably.

    • @spontaneousbootay
      @spontaneousbootay 5 лет назад +2

      @@UltraSuperDuperFreak screenshot your comment. Take some english classes then reread what you wrote so you can understand how incoherent your comment was

  • @patmccrotch5373
    @patmccrotch5373 2 года назад

    There are so many great female comedians out right now, her, Beth Stelling, and Rosebud Baker are on a completely different level... and there are so many more on the way up.

  • @hiddenrain2992
    @hiddenrain2992 4 года назад +16

    Teachers and comedians go hand in hand in relation to experience....you go girl!!!

  • @dylank2428
    @dylank2428 5 лет назад +31

    Damn, she was good. Great stories, great delivery. Hope to see more from her

  • @s.w.148
    @s.w.148 4 года назад +5

    Amy is so real. I like her!

  • @InsouciantMac
    @InsouciantMac 5 лет назад +346

    She looks like Sabrina the teenage witch

  • @silascochran9705
    @silascochran9705 5 лет назад +133

    She is very funny and cheered me up immediately even before the waffle trick😁👍

    • @edwinov
      @edwinov Год назад

      Must be a 'Murican thing. Normal people would not discover anything funny in her routine.

  • @mahmoodali5043
    @mahmoodali5043 3 года назад +8

    She'd do very well if she elaborated on the student story or any story
    It's good that there are lots of stories but I think like doing one story per sketch would be better

  • @cyberdidi
    @cyberdidi 4 года назад +57

    I don't know.. I feel that she was the one doing that "waffle trick".. Not her "friend".

  • @arttrumbo9496
    @arttrumbo9496 5 лет назад +60

    The skydiving instructor sounds like my kind of dude.

  • @AlBrownComedy
    @AlBrownComedy Год назад

    I’ve been looking for this for months!

  • @ericjohnson6158
    @ericjohnson6158 5 лет назад +4

    Wow. Funny AF. This just popped up into my recommendations. Now I know why she's one of my favorite FOLLOWs on Twitter. She's brilliant

  • @christopherminutolo9384
    @christopherminutolo9384 5 лет назад +57

    Imagine her students stumbling upon this

    • @canine_coach
      @canine_coach 5 лет назад +7

      Its probably made up. But i thought you wouldnt figure that out with this pf of yours

    • @bearb1asting
      @bearb1asting 5 лет назад

      Oh yeah yeah

    • @justme-ew3ri
      @justme-ew3ri 4 года назад

      Christopher Minutolo She probably tells them she is a comedian

  • @DrDLightful
    @DrDLightful 3 года назад +14

    When I was in high school, we had to write a fictional story for english class. Requirements were 900 words or more and it would be shared and peer reviewed by the entire class in an open discussion. I wrote a 25 page story about a guy who went home and did it with girlfriend's sister. Interestingly, I was one of the 3, out of 146 students that year to get an A on that project. 🤣🤣

    • @rebecca8525
      @rebecca8525 10 месяцев назад

      At least you didn't write about doing it with the teacher.

  • @zenigga
    @zenigga 4 года назад +508

    Am i just too stoned or does that waffle thingy actually makes a LOT of sense?

    • @darrellcharles9705
      @darrellcharles9705 4 года назад +10

      Akhil manohar If you don’t know. How would I know?

    • @zenigga
      @zenigga 4 года назад +20

      @@darrellcharles9705 okay I seriously don't remember what this video was about :)

    • @ShovelChef
      @ShovelChef 4 года назад +12

      Akhil manohar, I guess that answers that. 😏

    • @the1exnay
      @the1exnay 4 года назад +39

      Your thighs do not get hot enough to properly prepare a waffle. So imma go with you're too stoned

    • @Looserkid13
      @Looserkid13 4 года назад +22

      you're too stoned bruh that shit's nasty and not hot enough

  • @Gr8WhiTe1990
    @Gr8WhiTe1990 5 лет назад +137

    This girl is way funny!

    •  5 лет назад +2

      Are you on drugs?

  • @HardwiredZ06
    @HardwiredZ06 Год назад

    I like how she takes something like a sky diving experience and boils it down to get that as the material. brilliant.

  • @cherifurbaby
    @cherifurbaby 4 года назад +30

    I would love to have her as a teacher.

  • @DownloadDeX
    @DownloadDeX 5 лет назад +60

    This was very good top to bottom. Wow

  • @fairy5668
    @fairy5668 Год назад +1

    I don't know what I expected but it definitely wasn't this set lmao this was so much better than what I thought it would be.

  • @literaldeer2073
    @literaldeer2073 5 лет назад +10

    This is my favorite comedian named Amy

  • @AudioDestinyHQ
    @AudioDestinyHQ 5 лет назад +14

    She got a smooth voice and a cool smile

  • @user-oo8xp2rf1k
    @user-oo8xp2rf1k 3 года назад +4

    B+ That's really kind! Awesome!
    [Edited for clarity and simplicity]

    • @lukecamp4902
      @lukecamp4902 3 года назад

      thanks for over sharing on the internet. wasnt gunna question the initial statement, but i hope attempting not being a creep is working out for ya

  • @papasweed.dispenseria5977
    @papasweed.dispenseria5977 4 года назад +31

    definitelyfun to listen to, had me smiling thru the whole thing

  • @Candisias
    @Candisias 4 года назад +55

    She's not lying about the nuva-ring comment. Not lying WhatSoEver! LMAO

    • @johngalt2336
      @johngalt2336 4 года назад

      Candis C can you show me?

    • @blademanx
      @blademanx 4 года назад

      a real man doesnt need a ring to stay solid

  • @vahidmirkhani
    @vahidmirkhani 3 года назад +8

    She should have given back the tour guide his "I like them small, I didn't feel anything".

  • @AmbrotosArkhon
    @AmbrotosArkhon 4 года назад +80

    The waffle story is a testament to Eggo's advertising and proof that "Leggo my Eggo" is genius.

  • @andrewroberts8139
    @andrewroberts8139 4 года назад +50

    She's an absolutely perfect storyteller

  • @jreidtastic
    @jreidtastic Год назад +1

    Amy Silverberg is great! She tells the funny stories well, that can’t be made-up!

  • @angelokoro9111
    @angelokoro9111 4 года назад +77

    I go to UCSB. After she said "I went to a big party school," I already knew what school she was going to say.

    • @christianfoley7441
      @christianfoley7441 4 года назад +2

      She actually came and did this routine and about 45 minutes to an hour more at the stand up night in IV a few weeks ago. Shame you missed!

    • @undecided626
      @undecided626 4 года назад +1

      Go Gauchos!

    • @alexisfether-hashimoto8764
      @alexisfether-hashimoto8764 4 года назад

      Same!!!

    • @jc3drums916
      @jc3drums916 4 года назад +2

      @@MrJedi5150 Not true. UCSB has tried to downplay its party school image by talking about how many Nobel Prizes its faculty has won, having the police block out-of-towners from attending Halloween, etc., but it's always been known as a big party school Halloween used to get over 70,000 attendees if it fell on a weekend.

    • @eternalreign2313
      @eternalreign2313 4 года назад +4

      What school isn't a party school these days? Oh wait, I meant, which school isn't a lefty indoctrination adult daycare center these days?

  • @blainemarcano
    @blainemarcano 4 года назад +5

    Wonderful camera angle at 0:57. Thank you, Director!

  • @AntAntL
    @AntAntL 3 месяца назад

    Her delivery is genuine....I can picture the stories in my mind.

  • @PorkFrog
    @PorkFrog 4 года назад +99

    C'mon, the handlebars part is clearly a metaphor...he deserved an A

    • @OMGIGILY
      @OMGIGILY 4 года назад +9

      WAIT for what

    • @lilleilei169
      @lilleilei169 4 года назад

      for what op

    • @idiothead5511
      @idiothead5511 4 года назад

      OP for what

    • @-_-1937
      @-_-1937 4 года назад

      Come on man, don't leave us hanging

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 4 года назад +3

      @@-_-1937 That's what she said on the handlebars.

  • @andrewroberts8139
    @andrewroberts8139 4 года назад +5

    Look at that, every singer person in the audience is laughing at this - because this is very high quality stand-up

  • @ashtonwest9183
    @ashtonwest9183 4 года назад

    Honestly best female comedian I’ve whatched

  • @actionboy3221
    @actionboy3221 5 лет назад +12

    I think I’m in love with this teacher

  • @deliriousmysterium8137
    @deliriousmysterium8137 5 лет назад +27

    My homie walked in partway through that parachute skit, he was confused af