"Weekend at Herpes" - Nikki Glaser - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @EthanStandel
    @EthanStandel 2 месяца назад +382

    You guys have to chill out with the bleeps. It's YT.

    • @Brando56894
      @Brando56894 2 месяца назад +2

      This is apparently 11 years old, they probably don't have the original copy anymore.

    • @pavonibus
      @pavonibus 2 месяца назад +15

      This is the same internet where people say “grape” and “unalive.” Drives me bonkers

    • @rfichokeofdestiny
      @rfichokeofdestiny 2 месяца назад +2

      @@pavonibus They're trying to be "brand safe." 🙄

    • @pavonibus
      @pavonibus 2 месяца назад +1

      @@rfichokeofdestiny I kind of got that because people don’t want to be demonetized, but now it’s just regular people who say it. I don’t know, man. And also fine now the algorithm will surely catch that stuff too.

    • @MrMoon36O
      @MrMoon36O 2 месяца назад

      Swearing in the first two tanks the algorithm, so they may have just censored the whole video regardless.

  • @kirkmo1666
    @kirkmo1666 Месяц назад +14

    None stop laughter 😂. She's hilarious 😂.

    • @skabuoy
      @skabuoy Месяц назад

      Really? Because listening to it completely, it didn't even produce a single grin on my face. All it reminded me of is the misogyny of those neanderthals at work, just in a higher pitched voice.

  • @BeautyNeedsAWitness
    @BeautyNeedsAWitness 16 дней назад +10

    "if he bought you dinner at Chili's you should wiggle" 😂🎉

  • @CountGremlin
    @CountGremlin 2 месяца назад +216

    She's so hilarious, so gorgeous, wish Comedy Central would stop censoring swear words we're all adults here, especially on RUclips 😂

    • @ICP1SBJ
      @ICP1SBJ 2 месяца назад

      most people on youtube aren't adults and the channel wants to get paid for the views so they have to censor them out.

    • @ww2remembered983
      @ww2remembered983 2 месяца назад

      Agreed, she's great. They censor me because I go after MAGA. YT knows Trump is a cash cow for them, so there will be no disturbance in their revenue flow.

    • @burnssuck
      @burnssuck 2 месяца назад

      STFU, my kids watch youtube and other social media more than I do, but I'm a South Parkian from California... sooo, put a little salt on me, I'm a bit meaty.

    • @gregorysias6090
      @gregorysias6090 2 месяца назад +1

      my video isnt bleeped or censored. man this girl is dirt talker.

    • @lancekosisky9946
      @lancekosisky9946 2 месяца назад +1

      Lol a lot aren't adults on the internet

  • @MonicaGranata-l9f
    @MonicaGranata-l9f 2 месяца назад +335

    It’s hard to listen with the swear words bleeped out

    • @257796
      @257796 2 месяца назад +20

      Thanks, I'm out

    • @handyreiter1310
      @handyreiter1310 2 месяца назад +8

      Same here.

    • @materialmirage
      @materialmirage 2 месяца назад +12

      Guess I'm not watching this

    • @Teamo86
      @Teamo86 2 месяца назад +9

      Yeah the censorship was extreme. But still funny tho.

    • @ThrasherGnar
      @ThrasherGnar 2 месяца назад

      @@handyreiter1310 when is the last time you encountered vagina?

  • @BooBuKittyPhuk
    @BooBuKittyPhuk 2 месяца назад +12

    This special was banger after banger, (literally?) but seriously she knocked it out of the park with this whole set

    • @uadialesandra
      @uadialesandra Месяц назад

      Thanks so much *MR OBALAR* on RUclips for curing me from Herpes, keep saving lives.❤

  • @adammwalch
    @adammwalch 2 месяца назад +38

    Censored?!? We're censoring comedians on YT now? People who choose to view content can't be trusted to hear certain words?

    • @TheSleepingonit
      @TheSleepingonit 2 месяца назад

      RUclips once age verified me to watch Spaceballs

  • @pr1smYT
    @pr1smYT 2 месяца назад +3

    Holy crap the joke at 2:15 was hilarious.

  • @voiceofreason1807
    @voiceofreason1807 2 месяца назад +32

    This woman is one of the best comedians in the world she is like a young Joan Rivers and if you know anything about Joan Rivers and you understand the compliment

    • @uadialesandra
      @uadialesandra Месяц назад

      Thanks so much *MR OBALAR* on RUclips for curing me from Herpes, keep saving lives.❤

    • @bubblybubbles9052
      @bubblybubbles9052 17 дней назад

      Joan Rivers was funny... This woman only talks about her VAGINA...

  • @britneyspearsvillarosa
    @britneyspearsvillarosa Месяц назад +4

    I love Nikki Glaser

    • @uadialesandra
      @uadialesandra Месяц назад

      Thanks so much *MR OBALAR* on RUclips for curing me from Herpes, keep saving lives.❤

  • @donnyarmstrong9559
    @donnyarmstrong9559 2 месяца назад +10

    It's sets like this that have us coming back for more each & every time! Love her!

    • @MichaelCross-w7x
      @MichaelCross-w7x 2 месяца назад

      Dr Imen. Cure my HSV2 virus which I have been trying to cure for 7 years, now am completely cured, Thanks you Dr imenherbal on RUclips channel🎉

    • @uadialesandra
      @uadialesandra Месяц назад

      Thanks so much *MR OBALAR* on RUclips for curing me from Herpes, keep saving lives.❤

  • @Angel-vf4ik
    @Angel-vf4ik 2 месяца назад +8

    She is awesomely fun hahahahaha, love you nicky, I would eat your comedy even with all the glass on top of it!!

  • @bdr420i
    @bdr420i 29 дней назад +2

    Wait what?? What im watching this is RUclips auto play. Okay I'll watch 😂

  • @alfonsotamayo1
    @alfonsotamayo1 2 месяца назад +6

    She is amazing! ❤

    • @uadialesandra
      @uadialesandra Месяц назад

      Thanks so much *MR OBALAR* on RUclips for curing me from Herpes, keep saving lives.❤

  • @saveurselves989
    @saveurselves989 Месяц назад +1

    That food looks amazing! Many blessings to you both! Enjoy🙏

    • @uadialesandra
      @uadialesandra Месяц назад

      Thanks so much *MR OBALAR* on RUclips for curing me from Herpes, keep saving lives.❤

  • @janvan113
    @janvan113 2 месяца назад +15

    She has a gift that's for sure. Super funny, makes you laugh even if you don't want to. She's a gem.

    • @skabuoy
      @skabuoy Месяц назад

      Really? I was listening to it, while doing other stuff, so I missed the physical 'deliverance', but it didn't crack a grin on my face even once, let alone an audible reaction.

  • @SaintSanjtheWiseGrad
    @SaintSanjtheWiseGrad 2 месяца назад +18

    The title tho... 😄 🤣 😂 😆

  • @sharokrokni5317
    @sharokrokni5317 2 месяца назад +5

    No censorship

  • @brandybauska7741
    @brandybauska7741 2 месяца назад +21

    She is soooo damn funny!!! Watch her roast! The Best!😂

  • @stevek2089
    @stevek2089 2 месяца назад +2

    much love to you, Nikki! you're so relevant and in your niche! keep on keeping on, you're what's in right now! good luck to you, god bless!

    • @kabiruahabu4357
      @kabiruahabu4357 2 месяца назад

      You assured me of getting healed and surprisingly after 21days of taking the medication I was tested for HSV Negative. Thanks Dr Etiko Cure I will keep letting the world know about your RUclips channel.

    • @uadialesandra
      @uadialesandra Месяц назад

      Thanks so much *MR OBALAR* on RUclips for curing me from Herpes, keep saving lives.❤

    • @skabuoy
      @skabuoy Месяц назад

      How do I say this politely? I really do not think someone like Nikki cares if god will bless her.

  • @CedricsMom
    @CedricsMom 2 месяца назад +3

    There's a place in GONE GIRL where she defines the COOL CHICK and how men believe that this woman exists. Yeah, the cool chick. I think Nikki Glaser's whole routine is based on being the cool chick. Men love her. And she is completely magical.

    • @nataliaalfonso2662
      @nataliaalfonso2662 2 месяца назад

      It’s cool girl. The mega famous cool girl monologue

  • @makeadifference4all
    @makeadifference4all 2 месяца назад +14

    Great writing and delivery, as usual 👌

  • @Raymundosfadez
    @Raymundosfadez 2 месяца назад +4

    I’m only two minutes in and she’s killing it can’t wait to see what the other side of the video has to hold

  • @HT-Blindleader
    @HT-Blindleader 2 месяца назад +30

    Jesus, Dikki has only gotten hotter with time.

    • @JohnnyAllan-vj7sj
      @JohnnyAllan-vj7sj 2 месяца назад +3

      This was a long ass time ago bruv

    • @CalmoOmlac
      @CalmoOmlac 2 месяца назад +3

      It's from 2013

    • @BorisEysbroek
      @BorisEysbroek 16 дней назад

      Dude... have some self-respect and stop simping.

    • @HT-Blindleader
      @HT-Blindleader 16 дней назад

      @ nah, I’m only here for a good time, not a long time.

  • @danzwku
    @danzwku 2 месяца назад +6

    STOP CENSORING THE CURSE WORDS, GOD lol

  • @deltablaze77
    @deltablaze77 2 дня назад

    "Dichole"
    Brutal lol

  • @k5sss
    @k5sss Месяц назад +2

    Is there somewhere to get the uncensored version?

  • @joshportelli
    @joshportelli 2 месяца назад +2

    Thanks for breaking down just how special Conan is! I learned this from watching these shows, but you masterfully explained it with examples in a concise video for all to learn.

  • @NunyaBiznes-o2u
    @NunyaBiznes-o2u Месяц назад +6

    Killer shoes

  • @carahowell4260
    @carahowell4260 2 месяца назад +1

    God, I love her.

  • @paulwest8405
    @paulwest8405 2 месяца назад +1

    Loving this

  • @jodykaufman4080
    @jodykaufman4080 Месяц назад +1

    Ahhh - so funny! Thanks.

  • @noahvr5675
    @noahvr5675 2 месяца назад +2

    Thank you I laughed so much tears 😂😂😂

  • @laprock
    @laprock 2 месяца назад +4

    Lord have mercy she is hot ❤😂

  • @angel_numbers
    @angel_numbers 2 месяца назад +3

    Sounds like I knew his name🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @versatilians
    @versatilians 2 месяца назад +1

    Nikki is the ULTIMATE blonde!! :)

  • @gregstevens2917
    @gregstevens2917 2 месяца назад +3

    So good...love her!

  • @kyleedwards3168
    @kyleedwards3168 2 месяца назад +3

    Release it unedited or don’t release it at all

  • @lynchmob691
    @lynchmob691 14 дней назад

    She's really funny on the celebrity roasts.

  • @NickvonZ
    @NickvonZ 2 месяца назад +3

    I LOVE Nikki!

  • @Illuminationfreemason
    @Illuminationfreemason 2 месяца назад +8

    This is the first time in a long time that i watched a whole segment. Constantly funny even when she messed up she made it funny.

  • @BoatyMsBoatface
    @BoatyMsBoatface 2 месяца назад +16

    The first time you get called ma’am is the last time you call another woman ma’am. For real!

    • @katdog9786
      @katdog9786 2 месяца назад +3

      Funny,,.... cuz it's true!

    • @giasieboldofski8192
      @giasieboldofski8192 2 месяца назад +1

      Yup yup

    • @TheSeanfp93
      @TheSeanfp93 2 месяца назад

      Sorry, it's a cultural thing 😂

    • @robertedwards7900
      @robertedwards7900 2 месяца назад

      Ok, so would you prefer to be called sweet cheeks, missy, hey girl, sweetheart, darling, maybe add a cat call or smack on the behind or would those be misogynistic and rude? Honestly, getting triggered at a respectful address leaves people with very few options. I get that you feel it is implying you’re older than the person calling you ma’am, but if you are indeed older, own it, there’s nothing wrong with it.

    • @BoatyMsBoatface
      @BoatyMsBoatface 2 месяца назад +1

      @@robertedwards7900 oh thank you for your sage advice on how to be a woman

  • @jimstewart3283
    @jimstewart3283 Месяц назад +2

    Watch Fred Klett, funny with no bleeps.

  • @lawrencemills354
    @lawrencemills354 Месяц назад +1

    I ❤ you Nikki!!

  • @Amy-kr4tc
    @Amy-kr4tc 2 месяца назад +9

    Girl!!! I just found this!!! Ur so amazing.

    • @kabiruahabu4357
      @kabiruahabu4357 2 месяца назад

      You assured me of getting healed and surprisingly after 21days of taking the medication I was tested for HSV Negative. Thanks Dr Etiko Cure I will keep letting the world know about your RUclips channel.

  • @KenoDozerD11
    @KenoDozerD11 Месяц назад +1

    A-Mazing

  • @Akashablackstar
    @Akashablackstar 13 дней назад

    Top 5 favorite comedian I love you nikkki

  • @Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027
    @Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027 2 месяца назад +1

    get us the unbleeped version

  • @Bugside
    @Bugside 2 месяца назад +25

    You guys complaining about the beeps, this is youtube, you can make jokes about the most hardcore things, but if it has a swear word the algorithm picks it up and there goes the video, recommended to no one, even demonetized

    • @tt-ki2dw
      @tt-ki2dw 2 месяца назад

      Wow. I did not know that. That sucks

    • @StoneE4
      @StoneE4 2 месяца назад +1

      It's *_Comedy Central..._* Who cares if they get demonetized?
      Poor, poor Comedy Central didn't make as much ad money as they could have on a RUclips video. 🥹 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kabiruahabu4357
      @kabiruahabu4357 2 месяца назад

      You assured me of getting healed and surprisingly after 21days of taking the medication I was tested for HSV Negative. Thanks Dr Etiko Cure I will keep letting the world know about your RUclips channel.

    • @theresarojas2176
      @theresarojas2176 Месяц назад

      People are over sensitive. It's just a fucken word. Get over it.

  • @just-Banks
    @just-Banks 2 месяца назад +3

    25:11

  • @orangeblack1285
    @orangeblack1285 2 месяца назад +2

    How some sporadic random people in the audience just start clapping when she said she is just kidding and she is pro life at 4:08. And then she totally runs them over a second later with "I'm pro my life". I kinda wish I'd seen their reaction 😆

  • @Amy-kr4tc
    @Amy-kr4tc 2 месяца назад +2

    Ur the best - my husband and I watched you… “watched you” hmmmm 😂 u are an amazing comedian. I have a long list of faves..and ur there. Maybe Maria Bamford tops you… I found her comedy when I was 7. Love you woman! ❤

  • @anonpls809
    @anonpls809 2 месяца назад +5

    Nikki is so funny. Incredible.

  • @sunilnair3136
    @sunilnair3136 Месяц назад +1

    Very funny

  • @ogbigt784
    @ogbigt784 2 месяца назад +2

    VERY BEAUTIFUL AND VERY FUNNY ❤😂❤😂❤😂😂❤❤

  • @austinjamesbirch
    @austinjamesbirch 2 месяца назад +2

    Comedy doesnt age.

  • @SoOthersMayLiveandStuff
    @SoOthersMayLiveandStuff 2 месяца назад +1

    She’s funny… I like her!!

  • @Mimi-Mimi668
    @Mimi-Mimi668 2 месяца назад +16

    My name is Michelle. My favorite coffee cup rendition of my name is "mushel"

    • @Brando56894
      @Brando56894 2 месяца назад +1

      "We've got a coffee for Swarley! Is there a Swarley here?!"

  • @whysopanda
    @whysopanda 12 дней назад

    front row got the best view in the house

  • @joshnankivel
    @joshnankivel 2 месяца назад +1

    Love Nikki, hate the bleeps. Just let us hear the awesome.

  • @ItsMikky
    @ItsMikky 2 месяца назад +10

    As a girl from the south, we call everyone ma’am and sir out of respect it’s always so weird to me to hear people offended by the word ma’am

    • @striker44
      @striker44 2 месяца назад +5

      OK, ma'am.

    • @6980869
      @6980869 2 месяца назад +1

      …and whats the youngest age that u would call somebody sir or m’am?

    • @rachaelwhelchel8176
      @rachaelwhelchel8176 2 месяца назад +1

      In Arkansas here. I still have a hard time not calling people ma'am and sir. My mother would have beaten me for not paying respect to my elders, and now it's seen as a bad thing.

  • @larrywilson6900
    @larrywilson6900 2 месяца назад +1

    There's no reason to believe words out.

  • @jimmydean1689
    @jimmydean1689 2 месяца назад +19

    She's funny and the legs aren't bad either.

  • @stevanferr3061
    @stevanferr3061 2 месяца назад +4

    I just love Nikki Glaser.

  • @Amy-kr4tc
    @Amy-kr4tc 2 месяца назад +5

    Oh damn girl!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @andyevans2336
    @andyevans2336 2 месяца назад +3

    What a bunch of whiners bitching about the fact that when this was recording for TV broadcast, they were compelled to censor the content. You know what she is saying... or are you just too damned lazy to follow the joke?

  • @justayoutuber1906
    @justayoutuber1906 2 месяца назад +3

    She's funnier than Iliza Shesinger

  • @bowleggz1003
    @bowleggz1003 2 месяца назад +10

    That's was hilarious

  • @dreambrother1240
    @dreambrother1240 Месяц назад

    I'm not sure if RUclips or Comedy Central is censoring this but, what next? Do you have any Family Planning suggestions?

  • @ORDINARYCHILDHOODMIX
    @ORDINARYCHILDHOODMIX 2 месяца назад +6

    Dicky 😂😂😂😂

  • @LokiDWolf
    @LokiDWolf Месяц назад +1

    I think after 10 minutes a channel can curse and not lose monetization. So, to keep up the bleeps over and over is just a punk move.

  • @JohnnyAllan-vj7sj
    @JohnnyAllan-vj7sj 2 месяца назад +2

    Guys moan when they come on purpose. 10 years of doing with your parents in the other room makes doing it quietly the norm

  • @JonathanOtt-o6w
    @JonathanOtt-o6w 2 месяца назад +2

    There are two women standup comedians that regularly make me laugh with their material. This individual is not one of them. 😴

  • @moresnacksplease526
    @moresnacksplease526 17 дней назад +1

    Hawt. I'm a 40 year old with a queen bed, but you'll have to push the pile of clothes off of your half.

  • @elyw2174
    @elyw2174 2 месяца назад +5

    Seriously ?! A spectacle of Nikki Glaser censored ? This is the level of cultural intolerance now ?
    Man, this period of time really sucks.

    • @kabiruahabu4357
      @kabiruahabu4357 2 месяца назад

      You assured me of getting healed and surprisingly after 21days of taking the medication I was tested for HSV Negative. Thanks Dr Etiko Cure I will keep letting the world know about your RUclips channel.

  • @jimsfryd
    @jimsfryd 2 месяца назад +1

    we get it. you don't like the bleeps.

  • @HoHum321
    @HoHum321 2 месяца назад +1

    Yeah, I would have liked to watch this, but the beeps are too much. Maybe next time.

  • @IronJawedGuru
    @IronJawedGuru 13 дней назад

    FFS, quit censoring comedians.
    🤦‍♂️

  • @justunbodden2303
    @justunbodden2303 2 месяца назад +9

    I never clicked so fast 😂

  • @Zoggest
    @Zoggest 2 месяца назад +1

    Honestly the censorship makes it really annoying

  • @sanjval1982
    @sanjval1982 2 месяца назад +1

    Got Wood Tshirt. Do you need wood Nikki? Nikki: No I'm good thanks. Me: Are you still fucking that tree? I bought you sandpaper. Are you using it? Gotta keep that guy clean! Nikki: Twice a day Sanjeev. Thanks! ❤😊

  • @flightscapeaviationphoto
    @flightscapeaviationphoto 2 месяца назад +1

    She’s def 😂😂😂 … 🔥

  • @robinright825
    @robinright825 2 месяца назад +2

    Did she say she was 25, and then said she was 28?

    • @SoOthersMayLiveandStuff
      @SoOthersMayLiveandStuff 2 месяца назад +1

      … part of the joke. She finished “25… in 2009”.

    • @MadMaddiii
      @MadMaddiii 2 месяца назад

      She's 40... The joke went over your head

    • @SoOthersMayLiveandStuff
      @SoOthersMayLiveandStuff 2 месяца назад

      @@MadMaddiii That was necessary? Mean-spirited Maddiii? Watch more humor, love… geez.

  • @robertp9297
    @robertp9297 2 месяца назад +1

    Hilarious !
    That's one pretty-cool young lady... great delivery, too !

  • @Viralbutnotyet
    @Viralbutnotyet 24 дня назад

    Doubled edged sword should be the name of her special.

  • @christophercrusan
    @christophercrusan Месяц назад +1

    Lol thats me but i.45

  • @Forced2DoThis1
    @Forced2DoThis1 2 месяца назад +1

    I've been a fan of her work since I first caught her in "The Degenerates" comedy special.....Great. Now I have to watch that again! Why are they censoring this on a platform with "Age Restriction" settings?!? 😡🤬

  • @paulwest8405
    @paulwest8405 2 месяца назад

    "Behind the slapage"

  • @gilcanales
    @gilcanales 7 дней назад

    Nice shoes

  • @saultube44
    @saultube44 6 дней назад

    This is 12-year old video? she's 40, she's a ma'am. Do Not use heels, why women torture their feet? and eventually their entire body with the awkward positions? Use nice 100% flat shoes, be comfortable at what you do, might change your entire life, not only your personality

  • @akeemg.8969
    @akeemg.8969 2 месяца назад +4

    If you like Nikki Glaser then you're certainly not here for the 'censored' version. #Wtf 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @sumdoodguy8879
    @sumdoodguy8879 2 месяца назад +4

    Maam is how we were raised in the south. Miss is reserved for younger girls. Not gonna change.

    • @StoneE4
      @StoneE4 2 месяца назад

      _"Not gonna change."_
      Yeah, we figured... Just like your underwear.

  • @TheSleepingonit
    @TheSleepingonit 2 месяца назад

    Been single 12 years, it is wearing thin

  • @williamreed1285
    @williamreed1285 2 месяца назад +1

    YOU DON'T BKEEP COMEDY!!

  • @MsOlgasizova
    @MsOlgasizova 2 месяца назад

    Jesus, even beeping out the word “came” in came twice..

  • @Man_of_Renaissance
    @Man_of_Renaissance 2 месяца назад +2

    I can’t take her comedy seriously. She’s just too pretty and perfect and from Cincinnati.

  • @mountain-roots
    @mountain-roots 18 дней назад

    I thought that was Teri Garr

  • @brunokreutz6710
    @brunokreutz6710 2 месяца назад

    Gottmik is cooking up some jokes somewhere

  • @thublit
    @thublit 2 месяца назад

    "all adults here" ROFL cmon man. FJB

  • @EdKoller
    @EdKoller 2 месяца назад

    OMFNG, you kinda look like my grandma right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, & she's got some great gams.