"Weekend at Herpes" - Nikki Glaser - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

Комментарии • 416

  • @EthanStandel
    @EthanStandel 3 месяца назад +419

    You guys have to chill out with the bleeps. It's YT.

    • @Brando56894
      @Brando56894 3 месяца назад +3

      This is apparently 11 years old, they probably don't have the original copy anymore.

    • @pavonibus
      @pavonibus 3 месяца назад +16

      This is the same internet where people say “grape” and “unalive.” Drives me bonkers

    • @rfichokeofdestiny
      @rfichokeofdestiny 3 месяца назад +2

      @@pavonibus They're trying to be "brand safe." 🙄

    • @pavonibus
      @pavonibus 3 месяца назад +1

      @@rfichokeofdestiny I kind of got that because people don’t want to be demonetized, but now it’s just regular people who say it. I don’t know, man. And also fine now the algorithm will surely catch that stuff too.

    • @MrMoon36O
      @MrMoon36O 3 месяца назад

      Swearing in the first two tanks the algorithm, so they may have just censored the whole video regardless.

  • @CountGremlin
    @CountGremlin 3 месяца назад +234

    She's so hilarious, so gorgeous, wish Comedy Central would stop censoring swear words we're all adults here, especially on RUclips 😂

    • @ICP1SBJ
      @ICP1SBJ 3 месяца назад

      most people on youtube aren't adults and the channel wants to get paid for the views so they have to censor them out.

    • @ww2remembered983
      @ww2remembered983 3 месяца назад

      Agreed, she's great. They censor me because I go after MAGA. YT knows Trump is a cash cow for them, so there will be no disturbance in their revenue flow.

    • @burnssuck
      @burnssuck 3 месяца назад

      STFU, my kids watch youtube and other social media more than I do, but I'm a South Parkian from California... sooo, put a little salt on me, I'm a bit meaty.

    • @gregorysias6090
      @gregorysias6090 3 месяца назад +2

      my video isnt bleeped or censored. man this girl is dirt talker.

    • @lancekosisky9946
      @lancekosisky9946 3 месяца назад +1

      Lol a lot aren't adults on the internet

  • @MonicaGranata-l9f
    @MonicaGranata-l9f 3 месяца назад +359

    It’s hard to listen with the swear words bleeped out

    • @257796
      @257796 3 месяца назад +24

      Thanks, I'm out

    • @handyreiter1310
      @handyreiter1310 3 месяца назад +9

      Same here.

    • @materialmirage
      @materialmirage 3 месяца назад +15

      Guess I'm not watching this

    • @Teamo86
      @Teamo86 3 месяца назад +10

      Yeah the censorship was extreme. But still funny tho.

    • @ThrasherGnar
      @ThrasherGnar 3 месяца назад

      @@handyreiter1310 when is the last time you encountered vagina?

  • @adammwalch
    @adammwalch 3 месяца назад +45

    Censored?!? We're censoring comedians on YT now? People who choose to view content can't be trusted to hear certain words?

    • @TheSleepingonit
      @TheSleepingonit 3 месяца назад +1

      RUclips once age verified me to watch Spaceballs

  • @kirkmo1666
    @kirkmo1666 2 месяца назад +23

    None stop laughter 😂. She's hilarious 😂.

    • @skabuoy
      @skabuoy 2 месяца назад

      Really? Because listening to it completely, it didn't even produce a single grin on my face. All it reminded me of is the misogyny of those neanderthals at work, just in a higher pitched voice.

  • @BeautyNeedsAWitness
    @BeautyNeedsAWitness Месяц назад +20

    "if he bought you dinner at Chili's you should wiggle" 😂🎉

  • @BooBuKittyPhuk
    @BooBuKittyPhuk 3 месяца назад +19

    This special was banger after banger, (literally?) but seriously she knocked it out of the park with this whole set

    • @uadialesandra
      @uadialesandra 2 месяца назад

      Thanks so much *MR OBALAR* on RUclips for curing me from Herpes, keep saving lives.❤

  • @HT-Blindleader
    @HT-Blindleader 3 месяца назад +33

    Jesus, Dikki has only gotten hotter with time.

    • @JohnnyAllan-vj7sj
      @JohnnyAllan-vj7sj 3 месяца назад +3

      This was a long ass time ago bruv

    • @CalmoOmlac
      @CalmoOmlac 3 месяца назад +3

      It's from 2013

    • @BorisEysbroek
      @BorisEysbroek Месяц назад

      Dude... have some self-respect and stop simping.

    • @HT-Blindleader
      @HT-Blindleader Месяц назад +1

      @ nah, I’m only here for a good time, not a long time.

  • @danzwku
    @danzwku 3 месяца назад +9

    STOP CENSORING THE CURSE WORDS, GOD lol

  • @CedricsMom
    @CedricsMom 3 месяца назад +4

    There's a place in GONE GIRL where she defines the COOL CHICK and how men believe that this woman exists. Yeah, the cool chick. I think Nikki Glaser's whole routine is based on being the cool chick. Men love her. And she is completely magical.

    • @nataliaalfonso2662
      @nataliaalfonso2662 3 месяца назад +1

      It’s cool girl. The mega famous cool girl monologue

  • @saveurselves989
    @saveurselves989 2 месяца назад +1

    That food looks amazing! Many blessings to you both! Enjoy🙏

    • @uadialesandra
      @uadialesandra 2 месяца назад

      Thanks so much *MR OBALAR* on RUclips for curing me from Herpes, keep saving lives.❤

  • @donnyarmstrong9559
    @donnyarmstrong9559 3 месяца назад +12

    It's sets like this that have us coming back for more each & every time! Love her!

    • @MichaelCross-w7x
      @MichaelCross-w7x 3 месяца назад

      Dr Imen. Cure my HSV2 virus which I have been trying to cure for 7 years, now am completely cured, Thanks you Dr imenherbal on RUclips channel🎉

    • @uadialesandra
      @uadialesandra 2 месяца назад

      Thanks so much *MR OBALAR* on RUclips for curing me from Herpes, keep saving lives.❤

  • @JonathanOtt-o6w
    @JonathanOtt-o6w 3 месяца назад +3

    There are two women standup comedians that regularly make me laugh with their material. This individual is not one of them. 😴

  • @bdr420i
    @bdr420i 2 месяца назад +3

    Wait what?? What im watching this is RUclips auto play. Okay I'll watch 😂

  • @voiceofreason1807
    @voiceofreason1807 3 месяца назад +34

    This woman is one of the best comedians in the world she is like a young Joan Rivers and if you know anything about Joan Rivers and you understand the compliment

    • @uadialesandra
      @uadialesandra 2 месяца назад

      Thanks so much *MR OBALAR* on RUclips for curing me from Herpes, keep saving lives.❤

    • @bubblybubbles9052
      @bubblybubbles9052 Месяц назад

      Joan Rivers was funny... This woman only talks about her VAGINA...

  • @AdamoDrives
    @AdamoDrives 3 месяца назад +3

    Holy crap the joke at 2:15 was hilarious.

  • @k5sss
    @k5sss 2 месяца назад +1

    Is there somewhere to get the uncensored version?

  • @janvan113
    @janvan113 3 месяца назад +19

    She has a gift that's for sure. Super funny, makes you laugh even if you don't want to. She's a gem.

    • @skabuoy
      @skabuoy 2 месяца назад +1

      Really? I was listening to it, while doing other stuff, so I missed the physical 'deliverance', but it didn't crack a grin on my face even once, let alone an audible reaction.

  • @SaintSanjtheWiseGrad
    @SaintSanjtheWiseGrad 3 месяца назад +18

    The title tho... 😄 🤣 😂 😆

  • @laprock
    @laprock 3 месяца назад +5

    Lord have mercy she is hot ❤😂

  • @just-Banks
    @just-Banks 3 месяца назад +3

    25:11

  • @sharokrokni5317
    @sharokrokni5317 3 месяца назад +4

    No censorship

  • @paulwest8405
    @paulwest8405 3 месяца назад +1

    Loving this

  • @kyleedwards3168
    @kyleedwards3168 3 месяца назад +4

    Release it unedited or don’t release it at all

  • @elyw2174
    @elyw2174 3 месяца назад +5

    Seriously ?! A spectacle of Nikki Glaser censored ? This is the level of cultural intolerance now ?
    Man, this period of time really sucks.

    • @kabiruahabu4357
      @kabiruahabu4357 3 месяца назад

      You assured me of getting healed and surprisingly after 21days of taking the medication I was tested for HSV Negative. Thanks Dr Etiko Cure I will keep letting the world know about your RUclips channel.

  • @makeadifference4all
    @makeadifference4all 3 месяца назад +16

    Great writing and delivery, as usual 👌

  • @LokiDWolf
    @LokiDWolf 2 месяца назад +1

    I think after 10 minutes a channel can curse and not lose monetization. So, to keep up the bleeps over and over is just a punk move.

  • @justunbodden2303
    @justunbodden2303 3 месяца назад +11

    I never clicked so fast 😂

  • @Raymundosfadez
    @Raymundosfadez 3 месяца назад +5

    I’m only two minutes in and she’s killing it can’t wait to see what the other side of the video has to hold

  • @carahowell4260
    @carahowell4260 3 месяца назад +1

    God, I love her.

  • @austinjamesbirch
    @austinjamesbirch 3 месяца назад +3

    Comedy doesnt age.

  • @lawrencemills354
    @lawrencemills354 3 месяца назад +1

    I ❤ you Nikki!!

  • @Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027
    @Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027 3 месяца назад +2

    get us the unbleeped version

  • @EarlPardue-m2k
    @EarlPardue-m2k 12 дней назад

    I love her 🫶😇

  • @Zoggest
    @Zoggest 3 месяца назад +2

    Honestly the censorship makes it really annoying

  • @ogbigt784
    @ogbigt784 3 месяца назад +3

    VERY BEAUTIFUL AND VERY FUNNY ❤😂❤😂❤😂😂❤❤

  • @joshnankivel
    @joshnankivel 3 месяца назад +2

    Love Nikki, hate the bleeps. Just let us hear the awesome.

  • @Bugside
    @Bugside 3 месяца назад +25

    You guys complaining about the beeps, this is youtube, you can make jokes about the most hardcore things, but if it has a swear word the algorithm picks it up and there goes the video, recommended to no one, even demonetized

    • @tt-ki2dw
      @tt-ki2dw 3 месяца назад

      Wow. I did not know that. That sucks

    • @StoneE4
      @StoneE4 3 месяца назад +1

      It's *_Comedy Central..._* Who cares if they get demonetized?
      Poor, poor Comedy Central didn't make as much ad money as they could have on a RUclips video. 🥹 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kabiruahabu4357
      @kabiruahabu4357 3 месяца назад

      You assured me of getting healed and surprisingly after 21days of taking the medication I was tested for HSV Negative. Thanks Dr Etiko Cure I will keep letting the world know about your RUclips channel.

    • @theresarojas2176
      @theresarojas2176 2 месяца назад

      People are over sensitive. It's just a fucken word. Get over it.

  • @NunyaBiznes-o2u
    @NunyaBiznes-o2u 3 месяца назад +7

    Killer shoes

  • @jodykaufman4080
    @jodykaufman4080 2 месяца назад +1

    Ahhh - so funny! Thanks.

  • @alfonsotamayo1
    @alfonsotamayo1 3 месяца назад +7

    She is amazing! ❤

    • @uadialesandra
      @uadialesandra 2 месяца назад

      Thanks so much *MR OBALAR* on RUclips for curing me from Herpes, keep saving lives.❤

  • @ItsMikky
    @ItsMikky 3 месяца назад +10

    As a girl from the south, we call everyone ma’am and sir out of respect it’s always so weird to me to hear people offended by the word ma’am

    • @striker44
      @striker44 3 месяца назад +6

      OK, ma'am.

    • @6980869
      @6980869 3 месяца назад +1

      …and whats the youngest age that u would call somebody sir or m’am?

    • @rachaelwhelchel8176
      @rachaelwhelchel8176 3 месяца назад +1

      In Arkansas here. I still have a hard time not calling people ma'am and sir. My mother would have beaten me for not paying respect to my elders, and now it's seen as a bad thing.

  • @madjeepernh6834
    @madjeepernh6834 Месяц назад +5

    This chick is a riot!! good job!!

  • @noahvr5675
    @noahvr5675 3 месяца назад +2

    Thank you I laughed so much tears 😂😂😂

  • @JohnnyAllan-vj7sj
    @JohnnyAllan-vj7sj 3 месяца назад +2

    Guys moan when they come on purpose. 10 years of doing with your parents in the other room makes doing it quietly the norm

  • @SoOthersMayLiveandStuff
    @SoOthersMayLiveandStuff 3 месяца назад +2

    She’s funny… I like her!!

  • @bathtub_marmot
    @bathtub_marmot Месяц назад +3

    Hawt. I'm a 40 year old with a queen bed, but you'll have to push the pile of clothes off of your half.

  • @KenoDozerD11
    @KenoDozerD11 2 месяца назад +2

    A-Mazing

  • @gregstevens2917
    @gregstevens2917 3 месяца назад +4

    So good...love her!

  • @orangeblack1285
    @orangeblack1285 3 месяца назад +2

    How some sporadic random people in the audience just start clapping when she said she is just kidding and she is pro life at 4:08. And then she totally runs them over a second later with "I'm pro my life". I kinda wish I'd seen their reaction 😆

  • @versatilians
    @versatilians 3 месяца назад +1

    Nikki is the ULTIMATE blonde!! :)

  • @jimsfryd
    @jimsfryd 3 месяца назад +2

    we get it. you don't like the bleeps.

  • @jamieoxman8297
    @jamieoxman8297 Месяц назад

    CLASSIC

  • @deltablaze77
    @deltablaze77 Месяц назад

    "Dichole"
    Brutal lol

  • @angel_numbers
    @angel_numbers 3 месяца назад +3

    Sounds like I knew his name🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @micole83
    @micole83 25 дней назад

    Ma’am this is Supercuts I know I had a Groupon 😂😂😂😂

  • @dreambrother1240
    @dreambrother1240 2 месяца назад

    I'm not sure if RUclips or Comedy Central is censoring this but, what next? Do you have any Family Planning suggestions?

  • @jimstewart3283
    @jimstewart3283 2 месяца назад +2

    Watch Fred Klett, funny with no bleeps.

  • @Amy-kr4tc
    @Amy-kr4tc 3 месяца назад +10

    Girl!!! I just found this!!! Ur so amazing.

    • @kabiruahabu4357
      @kabiruahabu4357 3 месяца назад

      You assured me of getting healed and surprisingly after 21days of taking the medication I was tested for HSV Negative. Thanks Dr Etiko Cure I will keep letting the world know about your RUclips channel.

  • @sunilnair3136
    @sunilnair3136 2 месяца назад +1

    Very funny

  • @brandybauska7741
    @brandybauska7741 3 месяца назад +22

    She is soooo damn funny!!! Watch her roast! The Best!😂

  • @lynchmob691
    @lynchmob691 Месяц назад

    She's really funny on the celebrity roasts.

  • @Michael-b1j
    @Michael-b1j 3 месяца назад +1

    You can be funny without cussing every other word!

  • @Akashablackstar
    @Akashablackstar Месяц назад

    Top 5 favorite comedian I love you nikkki

  • @justayoutuber1906
    @justayoutuber1906 3 месяца назад +3

    She's funnier than Iliza Shesinger

  • @britneyspearsvillarosa
    @britneyspearsvillarosa 2 месяца назад +4

    I love Nikki Glaser

    • @uadialesandra
      @uadialesandra 2 месяца назад

      Thanks so much *MR OBALAR* on RUclips for curing me from Herpes, keep saving lives.❤

  • @NickvonZ
    @NickvonZ 3 месяца назад +3

    I LOVE Nikki!

  • @anonpls809
    @anonpls809 3 месяца назад +6

    Nikki is so funny. Incredible.

  • @whysopanda
    @whysopanda Месяц назад

    front row got the best view in the house

  • @akeemg.8969
    @akeemg.8969 3 месяца назад +4

    If you like Nikki Glaser then you're certainly not here for the 'censored' version. #Wtf 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @BoatyMsBoatface
    @BoatyMsBoatface 3 месяца назад +16

    The first time you get called ma’am is the last time you call another woman ma’am. For real!

    • @katdog9786
      @katdog9786 3 месяца назад +3

      Funny,,.... cuz it's true!

    • @giasieboldofski8192
      @giasieboldofski8192 3 месяца назад +1

      Yup yup

    • @TheSeanfp93
      @TheSeanfp93 3 месяца назад

      Sorry, it's a cultural thing 😂

    • @robertedwards7900
      @robertedwards7900 3 месяца назад

      Ok, so would you prefer to be called sweet cheeks, missy, hey girl, sweetheart, darling, maybe add a cat call or smack on the behind or would those be misogynistic and rude? Honestly, getting triggered at a respectful address leaves people with very few options. I get that you feel it is implying you’re older than the person calling you ma’am, but if you are indeed older, own it, there’s nothing wrong with it.

    • @BoatyMsBoatface
      @BoatyMsBoatface 3 месяца назад +2

      @@robertedwards7900 oh thank you for your sage advice on how to be a woman

  • @stevanferr3061
    @stevanferr3061 3 месяца назад +5

    I just love Nikki Glaser.

  • @miguel167589
    @miguel167589 25 дней назад

    what are they all looking at? 15:34

  • @robinright825
    @robinright825 3 месяца назад +2

    Did she say she was 25, and then said she was 28?

    • @SoOthersMayLiveandStuff
      @SoOthersMayLiveandStuff 3 месяца назад +1

      … part of the joke. She finished “25… in 2009”.

    • @MadMaddiii
      @MadMaddiii 3 месяца назад

      She's 40... The joke went over your head

    • @SoOthersMayLiveandStuff
      @SoOthersMayLiveandStuff 3 месяца назад

      @@MadMaddiii That was necessary? Mean-spirited Maddiii? Watch more humor, love… geez.

  • @JeffreyLucca-i4l
    @JeffreyLucca-i4l 3 месяца назад +4

    Stop censoring or stop presenting Her material. If you don’t believe in freedom of speech, no matter the curse words, don’t publish Her.

  • @ORDINARYCHILDHOODMIX
    @ORDINARYCHILDHOODMIX 3 месяца назад +6

    Dicky 😂😂😂😂

  • @bowleggz1003
    @bowleggz1003 3 месяца назад +11

    That's was hilarious

  • @Amy-kr4tc
    @Amy-kr4tc 3 месяца назад +5

    Oh damn girl!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @flightscapeaviationphoto
    @flightscapeaviationphoto 3 месяца назад +1

    She’s def 😂😂😂 … 🔥

  • @jimmydean1689
    @jimmydean1689 3 месяца назад +20

    She's funny and the legs aren't bad either.

  • @larrywilson6900
    @larrywilson6900 3 месяца назад +1

    There's no reason to believe words out.

  • @stevek2089
    @stevek2089 3 месяца назад +2

    much love to you, Nikki! you're so relevant and in your niche! keep on keeping on, you're what's in right now! good luck to you, god bless!

    • @kabiruahabu4357
      @kabiruahabu4357 3 месяца назад

      You assured me of getting healed and surprisingly after 21days of taking the medication I was tested for HSV Negative. Thanks Dr Etiko Cure I will keep letting the world know about your RUclips channel.

    • @uadialesandra
      @uadialesandra 2 месяца назад

      Thanks so much *MR OBALAR* on RUclips for curing me from Herpes, keep saving lives.❤

    • @skabuoy
      @skabuoy 2 месяца назад

      How do I say this politely? I really do not think someone like Nikki cares if god will bless her.

  • @HoHum321
    @HoHum321 3 месяца назад +1

    Yeah, I would have liked to watch this, but the beeps are too much. Maybe next time.

  • @jimstewart3283
    @jimstewart3283 2 месяца назад +1

    She has good jokes. Why does she have to swear?

  • @Mimi-Mimi668
    @Mimi-Mimi668 3 месяца назад +17

    My name is Michelle. My favorite coffee cup rendition of my name is "mushel"

    • @Brando56894
      @Brando56894 3 месяца назад +2

      "We've got a coffee for Swarley! Is there a Swarley here?!"

  • @NoOneCaresAboutYourFeelings
    @NoOneCaresAboutYourFeelings Месяц назад

    FFS, quit censoring comedians.
    🤦‍♂️

  • @Illuminationfreemason
    @Illuminationfreemason 3 месяца назад +8

    This is the first time in a long time that i watched a whole segment. Constantly funny even when she messed up she made it funny.

  • @joshportelli
    @joshportelli 3 месяца назад +2

    Thanks for breaking down just how special Conan is! I learned this from watching these shows, but you masterfully explained it with examples in a concise video for all to learn.

  • @andyevans2336
    @andyevans2336 3 месяца назад +4

    What a bunch of whiners bitching about the fact that when this was recording for TV broadcast, they were compelled to censor the content. You know what she is saying... or are you just too damned lazy to follow the joke?

  • @Angel-vf4ik
    @Angel-vf4ik 3 месяца назад +7

    She is awesomely fun hahahahaha, love you nicky, I would eat your comedy even with all the glass on top of it!!

  • @saultube44
    @saultube44 Месяц назад

    This is 12-year old video? she's 40, she's a ma'am. Do Not use heels, why women torture their feet? and eventually their entire body with the awkward positions? Use nice 100% flat shoes, be comfortable at what you do, might change your entire life, not only your personality

  • @trevorwgoodchildx
    @trevorwgoodchildx 2 месяца назад

    She's alright. About 3 solid jokes in the 25 minute set that were funny, the rest was satire, not stand up

    • @uadialesandra
      @uadialesandra 2 месяца назад

      Thanks so much *MR OBALAR* on RUclips for curing me from Herpes, keep saving lives.❤❤

    • @skabuoy
      @skabuoy 2 месяца назад

      Hm... I must have missed those three jokes then.

  • @Amy-kr4tc
    @Amy-kr4tc 3 месяца назад +2

    Ur the best - my husband and I watched you… “watched you” hmmmm 😂 u are an amazing comedian. I have a long list of faves..and ur there. Maybe Maria Bamford tops you… I found her comedy when I was 7. Love you woman! ❤

  • @armgemboiii
    @armgemboiii 3 месяца назад

    Dikki Moltisanti - 1:44

  • @elvisjames
    @elvisjames 3 месяца назад +3

    😂😂😂 a good rogering

  • @aryanzijlstra6649
    @aryanzijlstra6649 3 месяца назад

    Too many bleepouts...
    But than again YT is America and not the rest of the world 😮

  • @badmonkeyking
    @badmonkeyking 3 месяца назад +1

    please don't take this the wrong way but Lenny Bruce of our age. not say ing your a gen x , gen z, or other inbetween generation

    • @Ma660t5andw1ch
      @Ma660t5andw1ch 3 месяца назад

      Lenny Bruce talked about social issues. Don’t really hear that here. Not that she’s not funny!

  • @ayejayuu49
    @ayejayuu49 3 месяца назад +2

    Stop spoiling it for the grown-ups!
    You Tube won't even let me use the words that I object to being censored

  • @SetiSupreme-d7o
    @SetiSupreme-d7o 3 месяца назад +4

    Can't watch this with the censorship. She's amazing but I HATE every type of censorship

  • @christophercrusan
    @christophercrusan 2 месяца назад +1

    Lol thats me but i.45