@@911-i3x that's because it has! Our mothers would yell "in or out" (from slamming doors. So we went out and our parents had no idea how close we came to drowning, falling from great heights, and pummeling each other in rock fights. I got one imbedded in my head from speed biking in the Appalachian mountains.
@@ryla22 You did, most didn't. There's too much to play with now that parents have to kick kids out of the house just so they can get Vitamin D from the sun.
This guy bridges the age gap splendidly. You could get teenagers and their elderly grandparents in a room listening to this guy and they would both laugh. His ability to relate and be relevant to both age groups is such a talent.
@@quentinhicks6999 so go write down half an hour of jokes, then get on stage and recite them all in a way that makes people actually laugh, then if it’s so easy because it is written.
@@IAmTheRealBill exactly. A lot of comedy is in the delivery, timing, cadence, etc. Takes some comedians years to hown in on the perfect formula. Some are just naturally gifted, like Robin Williams. 😊
@@NORTAH85 you should already made that app and people who saw this comment and watch the special sensors over 6 million views charge a dollar for the app you would have made some money. Haha
It's tug-of-war a game we used to play in the 60s you have a rope and a group of kids stand at each end of the rope, both sides tug at the rope everyone on your team member helps tug. who ever yanks you on their side by tugging the rope toward them wins. Sometimes you can draw a line and tug the rope whoever gets tugged across the line loses.
@@brendawilson1625 I'm pretty sure our Mexican friend here knows what tug-of-war is. The joke he is referring to is the joke Brad made when he said, "Tug-of-war? I thought you said 'Taco War'!"
Right? I honestly think that's the problem with the world today. All the dumb kids are now making it to reproductive age and the only partner they can find is also dumb. I think Idiocracy did a documentary on this not long ago. We need to make life challenging again to thin the herd and strengthen the gene pool. We can start by taking those labels off the grill.
Buy a new car and read all the warning stickers plastered on it. Don't forget to look in the wheel well and realize the placed it their for those stupid enough to actually Jack up their car/truck and actually put their head between the tire and the vehicle .
1st joke is a George Carlin bit. How is no one calling this out? "Here's another pack of jackoffs who ought to be strangled in front of their children. People who pay for inexpensive items with a credit card. You know? Folks, take my word for this, Raisinetts is NOT a major purchase. Get some f***ing cash together. No one should be paying the bank eighteen percent interest on Tic-Tacs. And you're holding up the f***ing line, too. Some dorky looking prick with a fanny pack waiting to be approved for a bag of Cheese Doodles. I need this like I need an infected scrotum. Get some f***ing money. Next guy in front of me that pays for Newsweek with a credit card is getting stabbed in the eyes!"- George Carlin, Complaints and Grievances, c. 2001
1st joke is a George Carlin bit. How is no one calling this out? "Here's another pack of jackoffs who ought to be strangled in front of their children. People who pay for inexpensive items with a credit card. You know? Folks, take my word for this, Raisinetts is NOT a major purchase. Get some f***ing cash together. No one should be paying the bank eighteen percent interest on Tic-Tacs. And you're holding up the f***ing line, too. Some dorky looking prick with a fanny pack waiting to be approved for a bag of Cheese Doodles. I need this like I need an infected scrotum. Get some f***ing money. Next guy in front of me that pays for Newsweek with a credit card is getting stabbed in the eyes!"- George Carlin, Complaints and Grievances, c. 2001
I am 63 and just discovered this guy today. What a pro. You are seeing decades of experience and great writing and slickly rehearsed delivery. I am literally in pain I laughed so much.
I am the kid that talks to the parents over the kids because I was raised like him so its harder for me to actually enjoy my generation since I hang out with adults and older people because they actually do stuff and I understand them my generation is pathetic
Did you notice that three or four times, he referred to a previous joke? That works so well in comedy - I'm not even sure why - and it's a standard laugh-getter in improv. He even ended on one!
@@8butsideways You need to watch more. Comedy is the best exercise for the brain aside from solving puzzles and math problems. Everything else relies on memory.
It’s a requirement of DryBar the comedians have a clean act. You will find a lot of funny comedy on this channel. I think of it as a measuring stick. If you make it onto DryBar, you know you are funny.
I grew up in the 2000's but since we weren't the richest people we had a bunch of older hand-me-down type things, my favorites were the record player that you'd have to crank, one of those giant old TV's, and the rotary phone that would make the chiiiiing if you slammed it.
You learned acting at that point! “ Is your father or head of the household there?” No, he’s not home right now! “Can you have tell him I called and to call me back?” Who is this? Hola, yo soy la cleanerette de la casa! No tengo con mucho gusto para la tacos. Esta es si o no? No comprende
I don't remember much (if any) house phones on the wall either at home (in France) or at my grandfather house (in Germany) we had one in the living room that was on a table of sort and one downstairs in my father's office on his desk with a switch for the line to be either in the living room or in his office and he also told my brother and I to never rush to the phone so to pretend you were busy (even if you were sitting right next to it) ^ç^
This guy is a breath of fresh air. I am a millennial raised by boomers and can relate. I had to learn to use a phone book, manual transmission, air conditioning was 2-75, rotary dial phone, and remember when there was not a legal disclaimer on everything. Those were the days....to coin "all in the family."
Yeaaaaa I'm tired of the excessive swearing thing too ,but it seems like instead he's resorted to constant "lib-tard bashing" ,phone bad ,and LUL new generation. It only appeals to stubborn conservatives who are scared of any ounce of change. it feels sort of boring
Yes! This somehow makes being called a homophobe by a 12 year old this morning more tolerable. They are taught to be robotic, proving Orwell to be prophetic.
@Alonzo L Yes, now there is no difference in the foreign policy between parties. Both love to prove how gender confused and dumbed down we can be and bully others via our military industrial complex.
@@JeanmarieRod Oh I was told not to say the word Asian as it’s racist by a 9 year old. I was reading out loud a video title “ - - - Asian cuisine” or something similar to my friend.
@Jarrett Schneider Clearly you don't get the premise of the movie. I'm not going to argue it with you either but to put the man down because he merely acted a role is outlandish.
@@Barcode_Comedy truer is an adjective of true -- it's literally in the dictionary. Come on man, you can spend your time doing something productive, rather than attempting to correct someonez grammar/spelling.
I can’t believe I watched a 39 minute comedy routine that started out with the same old guy talking about how we did it back then. I use “old guy” in a familiar way because I’m old as well. If you’re young or old and have any sense of humor at all, you will be glad you watched. Such a funny man!! He was the guy all his coworkers said “you should be a comic” AND HE DID IT!!!! You sir are a funny, funny man. Great job, and thank you for doing your part on bringing funny back to this world.
@@markwhite6782 its really sad, politics get injected into everything now from movies to sitcoms, and this has been the case since I was little but now they don't worry about being subtle.
Usually too busy to watch 40 minute show, but stumbled onto this while I had the flu last week. Laughed so hard, i almost died coughing! Had to finish watching later. So much fun! Loved it!
@@rattlehead999 the older style of comedy was quick and witty one liners an yeah boomers were born between the mid 40s and 60s id say that qualifies as old school
@@ChristiannTyler the boomers were the second wave of hippies, they pretty much setup the world as it is, all the post great depression and especially post ww2 kids were coddled and softer than previous generations, suddenly feelings became important on a macro level and so on, they made sure the oligarchy thrives, we just kept on increasing the intensity of their ways to be where we are now.
Thank you Mr. Upton! You are by far one of my favorite comedians! I have really enjoyed your specials as seen on RUclips. Your writing, timing and delivery is brilliant. Your material is SO right on!! Bravo!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂
Seriously, I couldn't take it... by the time I got to "tap out, crap out, nap out" I was crying and couldn't breath, I had to pause and take a break to write this comment. Well done sir, well done indeed.
😂 I feel like I went to go visit my uncle.This was hilarious.Thank you so much! Literally like being with my family...we're all smart asses, and this is perfect and unexpected
When we first got a cordless phone, it kept wandering into all the rooms. My young daughter said, "They should put a cord on it so it doesn't get lost!"
I remember the thrill our first cordless phone caused in our house 😂😂 when it rang for the first time when we were on the terrace i was absolutely BAMBOOZLED. I was like 7 years old, i should mention.
Not the first time I am watching this - but it holds up all the way, I have serious breathing issues and my eyes are watery from all the laughter. After Carlin, I thought, we would never get a fun spokesperson for true common sense again. Glad, I was wrong. 😍
This man is skilled. A 40 minute comedy routine, nonstop with no stumbling, a steady , fast pace, and did anyone notice, no swearing at all. Basically all clean humor, compared to the vast majority of comedy. No crudity, nothing deeply offensive. A good job.
@@nathanc11 it's fair that you feel that way. I do agree that people find different things funny. I don't agree with you calling him a true comedian while denouncing comedians who swear. I have seen comedians young and old on both sides of the political spectrum (I don't really think that's a factor tho) who have written more original and funny acts than this one. the jokes were basic. some of the things he said we're incorrect. while he did have a couple of good jokes such as the 80 year old boxing, I do not think that he is a "true comedian." maybe there were people crying to this set, but it just wasn't that funny.
"they don't know what that means. they don't know what that means. they don't know what that means". that was a good one for those of us who grew up with 45s.
Some of us still do. Thought 2 reasons, you like the way it sounds, or you collect records. Oh, there is a 3rd type as well, fraking hipsters...the people who somehow ruin every subculture...
@@nunote2362 You are kind of right, records use vibration to create sound(bit more complex but I already have a habit of over explaining and writing walls of text.) And CDs use light. Also the reason a record repeats when "skipping" is because the arm, or stylus keeps bouncing back, landing the stylus in the same place over and over. CD "skipping" is a lot more erratic, it can repeat, or skip entire tracks, or jump randomly around one song. Oh I am not trying to be a smug jerk, or even correcting you, because you are kind of right...I am just bored so I explained how they are different. And I probably did a poor job at it, but hopefully it makes some sense. Anyway if I have offended you, or I just sound like a jerk. I apologize. ...Anyway... Cheers.
“If you can’t control your own emotions, you’re forced to control other people’s behaviour. That’s why the touchiest, most oversensitive and easily upset must not set the standard for the rest of us.”
Honestly man.. how you watch stuff like Logan Paul and this? If you're mentally capable to laugh at these jokes... You should realize how empty, mindless, and money driven he is. Legit garbage. Hope you recover from that digital baby puke of a vlog channel haha
@@lizweber14 This guys jokes were hilarious and he put on a good show. Don't hate appreciate the mans talent. Also if your so offended by him then why are you watching and replying. This kid was just trying to say he enjoyed something. So stop hating on him for that
I can not express how much I appreciate real life comedy. It's such obvious stuff, but I could never think of any of it myself. This guy is really fantastic. And not just for his material. His timing, his body language, his way of making things funny without really making anything seem outright offensive. Brilliant. Bravo, Brad!
@@johnw1873 what... what is your thinking process. You cant exactly say what a 14 year old is. When I was 14 years old I was a depressed idiot who didnt laugh much. And so many other 14 years old didnt laugh much at all. The ones that did were the ones no one liked cause it was obnoxious.
@jesus allah why are you getting so butthurt at someone agreeing with you. And i assume you assume everyone in our generation is a snowflake and to women or some bs like that.
@Forsaken Pumpkin you have a right to your opinion. Yes, Carlin was great, but just because YOU dont like this guy, doesnt mean it's an insult to Carlin. Have a wonderful day, you have a right to feel how ever you want.
I have testicular elasticity. This means that my scrotum (ballsack) has extra skin and elasticity, stretchiness and durability. The durability comes from the ability to 'stretch the sack' in times it could otherwise prove to be a hindrance, depending on the activity I'm doing.
@That Guy Yeah I clearly can’t read since I understood everything that was said. I said device dipshit. Which means computer, phone, whatever electronic device you’re using. Maybe if you want to look smart, you should learn 1st grade vocabulary.
I clicked the link before realising it was some guy I'd never heard of before doing a 40 minute set. I thought "I'll just watch a couple minutes, Then get on with what I'm MEANT to be doing"........... That was 40 minutes ago. That was a really funny set there mate, You've got a talent to be able to see the high level of absurd behaviour most people think is perfectly normal in this modern world.
“Couple of monsters and a Red Bull gonna pick up that Bingo Game” OHHHH MY GOOOOODDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂 as a millennial and a person who works with the elderly that was absolutely hilarious! 😂
I've been laughing the entire time ... he is hilarious. Much needed laughter during these crazy days where people are too busy being scared, offended or angry instead of LIVING.
This bloke reminded me of this store *Thanks to his bit on new management* This fish and chip store said that very slogan Underneath it read "Give us a chance" My mate went and got some dim sims and chips And said they were horrible "Yeah I gave you a chance and you ruined it" -He said
yeah.. that's right but the serious part is the skills that the kids of today lack IS FUNNY which is why he comedy act is funny. it's also concerning but people dismiss it as humour
Lady and daughter in a thrift store: (true story) mom puts rotary phone on the checkout stand. 6yo: mommy what is that? Mommy: that's a phone. 6yo: no it's not! I know what a phone is. Why are you lying mommy? This doesn't even have a screen. How am I supposed to see baby shark on this?☎️? 🤣🤣🤣
I watch youtube in my office with headphones on because I am 78 and a "little" hearing deficient. Meanwhile my wife is in the other room watching a TV show that she's seen 53 times. So, anyway, I watched Mr. Upton's schtick and went out to tell my wife I had just seen the best 40 minute comedy routine of my life.....she was asleep. So I laughed out loud so many times I lost count. Every time I do that, one of my dogs runs into the other room. He ran a lot during this routine. No bad language. He managed to make us laugh at ourselves, at others, no filter.......so much of it is everyday stuff that he puts in a light that just makes us laugh and nod our heads. Amazing.
i am a little younger than you but cant agree more. this is REAL comedy. the phone spiel makes me laugh because i remeber slamming the phone down on someone. what really upset me was learning that the person on the other end just heard,"click."
Gonna be a laugh when the "snowflakes" the gerotocracy robbed blind decide they have better things to do than work for pennies at a nursing home filled with ingrates. 🤣
@@23pounce His schtick is the way he presents his comedy. I can say that his shtick is observation comedy. Carrot Top's schtick is prop comedy.. Get it? Hope this helped.
@@SoloClone well sir your remembering with rose colored glasses. Don't worry we all do it. Wasn't that clean 30-40 years ago. Internet just puts dirt front and center.
and clean not sure? Funny yes, but his jokes sometimes don't follow each other at all, and also they are not always that funny, sometimes the crowd is laughing super hard but if you would tell that joke to your friends they would be like wtf it's not funny dude XD But yea most of the show is pretty fun to watch, but for me there were a couple of jokes I was like mkayyy...
He is so right! I hired a couple of kids right out of high school and they couldn't count change or tell the time off a clock face. Why are we paying taxes for schools when they dont teach them basic life skills? I want my money back!!!
It had previously sent me 3 other recommendations of this channel and they were unwatchable.This guy had me really laughing, something I needed very badly. Glad the younger audience were good sports. Old people, we know who we are, best just laugh at it.
As a 26 year old with a 73 year old father....a lot of these "Old people" jokes I actually completely understood and laughed at how perfect he nailed it! right down to us not being able to cope without our phones and texting 9 1 1. I have to share this with my family because I'm laughing so hard I'm about to throw up.
I'm now 52 but when I was 26 my father was 76. The stories he told us about life when he was young sounded so crazy to us. Loved the skipping record bit at the beginning.
@@R.Oates7902 OMG I had like 50 different phone numbers stored in my head. And I even kept a little phone book I made from paper cut down to size to fit in my wallet
We had a party line, If you were sneaky n quiet you could listen in on other conversations. Really didn't matter, they were neighbors, they'd walk over n tell u later.
@@Jerryman1158 lol No not personally , but I know what youre talking about . Public phones in general were just indestructible battle tanks . I've seen some take serious abuse
Just watched it now , that was so good. Making Just as much fun about old people as on the young generation . Jokes on both sides where both cracking me up constantly. Very versatile well balanced show. Thanks for the upload that was some nice refreshing comedy :)
I can't believe I'm just finding this guy right now. He seems like he's been doing this a long time, both for his age and that he's a great and hilarious performer. We need more of him.
@@ingolfleiblle6661 It's a rule of the house. Dry Bar in Provo doesn't allow cursing in their acts. Not saying its not welcome, but it's hardly something to praise.
"You know what happened to the dumb kids - They didn't make it!"
And I'm hooked
I wish it was still like this. The new generation makes me think our intelligence decreased significantly.
@@911-i3x that's because it has! Our mothers would yell "in or out" (from slamming doors. So we went out and our parents had no idea how close we came to drowning, falling from great heights, and pummeling each other in rock fights. I got one imbedded in my head from speed biking in the Appalachian mountains.
@@druoleary I feel like you think we gen z didn't do this. We did, our parents just never bothered to figure it out, some as yours I guess.
@@ryla22 You did, most didn't. There's too much to play with now that parents have to kick kids out of the house just so they can get Vitamin D from the sun.
The Dumb Kids were too
Grandpa jokes are like dad jokes that aged like fine wine
true. h a h a
Watch the video of Ray Stephens or Willie Nelson called I'm my own grandpa...you will die laughing. Lol. I promise.
Except that HK one. Some bottles are better left unopened.
Faaax
woah double simile
Okay, that guy was one of the most funny non-swearing comedians I've seen in ages.
Nah. He’s got the credentials to be a comedian. The attitude, the imagination and style. He’s clever- but not one of the greats
Agreed; Brian Regan is another favorite of mine!
(Love your content by the way!)
@@RP-mp4ow Why bother writing that?
@@johnbrownell7715 why not?
@@RP-mp4ow He quite clearly is a comedian. If you knew anything about anything that would have been obvious.
This guy bridges the age gap splendidly. You could get teenagers and their elderly grandparents in a room listening to this guy and they would both laugh. His ability to relate and be relevant to both age groups is such a talent.
This guy just rolls the jokes out without thinking which is next. Never seen him before , but he's hilarious.
Hes not wrong about the slamming phones when hanging up thing. I miss it.😂😂😂
I agree 😂 I enjoy this guy way more than comedians from my own generation
Because its written material smart one..
@@quentinhicks6999 so go write down half an hour of jokes, then get on stage and recite them all in a way that makes people actually laugh, then if it’s so easy because it is written.
@@IAmTheRealBill exactly. A lot of comedy is in the delivery, timing, cadence, etc.
Takes some comedians years to hown in on the perfect formula. Some are just naturally gifted, like Robin Williams. 😊
I really miss being able to slam the phone so hard that it'd hurt the other person's ear.
I miss leaving the house to escape phone calls.
Someone needs to invent an app for an angry hang up!
I hear you about slamming the phone down. I've done that many many times☎️☎️📞📞
Same here LMFAO
Haven't done that since I was in high school back in the early 90s
@@NORTAH85 you should already made that app and people who saw this comment and watch the special sensors over 6 million views charge a dollar for the app you would have made some money. Haha
I love how he looks at the crowd like they're all his grandkids and he's done telling them a stupid grandpa joke. His smile is awesome
"You following me? I shot them all."
That's so bang on
Omg hes hilarious
@Dela Flowers
Its good to see people with a sense of humor.
@Dela Flowers
If we cant laugh at ourselves were doomed.
Might as well be under communism.
Take care, stay safe
Wonderful! I just turned 80yrs. What a breath of fresh air! Even the young audience loves Brad. 😂🎉
I'm Mexican, and I'm literally crying at the Taco War joke... 😂😂😂
Same dude!!
Me three.
Does it count to be Eskimo/Mexican/Russian? Lol we have all kinds of mixed races in Alaska these days
It's tug-of-war a game we used to play in the 60s you have a rope and a group of kids stand at each end of the rope, both sides tug at the rope everyone on your team member helps
tug. who ever yanks you on their side by tugging the rope toward them wins. Sometimes you can draw a line and tug the rope whoever gets tugged across the line loses.
@@brendawilson1625 I'm pretty sure our Mexican friend here knows what tug-of-war is. The joke he is referring to is the joke Brad made when he said, "Tug-of-war? I thought you said 'Taco War'!"
This guy should take over late night tv. Lots of us would watch again
No chance; he makes fun of snowflake millennials, he isn't ashamed of being Caucasian, and he's proud to be a man.
v-town1980 everything millennials hate
Well I’m one but like I’m not the ones that want to hate this dude for making these jokes
Thomas Cox. And the info is accurate
I remember watching Johnny Carson AND Jay Leno make jokes about the president. But they were jokes. Funny, not hateful. Big difference.
@@v-town1980 amen brother 🙋
“You know what happened to the dumb kids? They didn’t make it!” 🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Right? I honestly think that's the problem with the world today. All the dumb kids are now making it to reproductive age and the only partner they can find is also dumb. I think Idiocracy did a documentary on this not long ago. We need to make life challenging again to thin the herd and strengthen the gene pool. We can start by taking those labels off the grill.
Buy a new car and read all the warning stickers plastered on it. Don't forget to look in the wheel well and realize the placed it their for those stupid enough to actually Jack up their car/truck and actually put their head between the tire and the vehicle .
The only funny line in the video
1st joke is a George Carlin bit. How is no one calling this out?
"Here's another pack of jackoffs who ought to be strangled in front of their children. People who pay for inexpensive items with a credit card. You know? Folks, take my word for this, Raisinetts is NOT a major purchase. Get some f***ing cash together. No one should be paying the bank eighteen percent interest on Tic-Tacs. And you're holding up the f***ing line, too. Some dorky looking prick with a fanny pack waiting to be approved for a bag of Cheese Doodles. I need this like I need an infected scrotum. Get some f***ing money. Next guy in front of me that pays for Newsweek with a credit card is getting stabbed in the eyes!"- George Carlin, Complaints and Grievances, c. 2001
1st joke is a George Carlin bit. How is no one calling this out?
"Here's another pack of jackoffs who ought to be strangled in front of their children. People who pay for inexpensive items with a credit card. You know? Folks, take my word for this, Raisinetts is NOT a major purchase. Get some f***ing cash together. No one should be paying the bank eighteen percent interest on Tic-Tacs. And you're holding up the f***ing line, too. Some dorky looking prick with a fanny pack waiting to be approved for a bag of Cheese Doodles. I need this like I need an infected scrotum. Get some f***ing money. Next guy in front of me that pays for Newsweek with a credit card is getting stabbed in the eyes!"- George Carlin, Complaints and Grievances, c. 2001
I am 63 and just discovered this guy today. What a pro. You are seeing decades of experience and great writing and slickly rehearsed delivery. I am literally in pain I laughed so much.
Ditto... right now I am the comic relief in our house... I have tears in my eyes am laughing so bad.
Same here. Just turned 63 this month. Best laugh in a while.
This is the kind of dad where when you visit your friends house you spend the whole time talking to him instead.
Yep
I am the kid that talks to the parents over the kids because I was raised like him so its harder for me to actually enjoy my generation since I hang out with adults and older people because they actually do stuff and I understand them my generation is pathetic
My grandfather was like that. though he already passed away, but he was a great man.
@@Lostname53 Good on ya. You sound like our daughter!
He's like when you go to a party and there's a dog
Okay... this is a solid, SOLID, extremely well-polished set.
Haha are you saying its a gem or what?
That's what experience gets u
Lllllllllllllllllllllll
Did you notice that three or four times, he referred to a previous joke? That works so well in comedy - I'm not even sure why - and it's a standard laugh-getter in improv. He even ended on one!
"A couple of 80 year olds in the cage is a death match. Tap out, crap out, or nap out."
Sounds like Joe Biden…
What a breath of fresh air hearing excellent comedy without the cussing, private body parts and vulgarness, I love this guy!
vulgarity
momma got booty like pow pow pow
"Did you guys follow me on that one?"
(Leans in with hands on knees)
"I shot everybody."
Solid delivery.
Yea sadly it took me saying that to understand that joke
@@8butsideways You need to watch more. Comedy is the best exercise for the brain aside from solving puzzles and math problems. Everything else relies on memory.
I like how he circles back to his other jokes just makes it 10x more entertaining.
Its called a callback. Most comedians do it
l agree
That's a "callback".
I dunno who tf this guy is... but we need more of him.
Did you read the title? or are you 20?
@ let me guess you want a participation medal for telling people when nobody asked?
@@s.c.o.s4672 knowing someone's name and knowing what he does are completely different, how old are you for you not to understand that...
@@onyourface207 r/woosh
@@s.c.o.s4672 no one asked
Wow. I don't think many comedians are funny, but this guy is HILARIOUS......AND CLEAN!Talk about an undiscovered treasure!!!
Anybody that wants funny, go to dry bar, nothing but funny people, they have surpassed the comedy places and graduated to dry bar..😅
It’s a requirement of DryBar the comedians have a clean act. You will find a lot of funny comedy on this channel. I think of it as a measuring stick. If you make it onto DryBar, you know you are funny.
"Felt good to slam the phone down!" Yeah, I actually miss those days! 😆
I still remember the home phone number 🤣🤣😂😂🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️💯🙌🏾
Not if you’ve ever been hit in the head by one
I grew up in the 2000's but since we weren't the richest people we had a bunch of older hand-me-down type things, my favorites were the record player that you'd have to crank, one of those giant old TV's, and the rotary phone that would make the chiiiiing if you slammed it.
I remember growing up wanting a flip phone for that same reason but I got smart phones instead XD
We don’t slam phones down now, we go into town and loot the shopping district.
I’m old enough to remember phones being on the wall, and nearly breaking my ankle just to answer the phone...only for it to be a debt collector.
Or a wrong number.
Or party line
I'm under 16 and I remember having a phone on the wall
You learned acting at that point! “ Is your father or head of the household there?” No, he’s not home right now! “Can you have tell him I called and to call me back?” Who is this? Hola, yo soy la cleanerette de la casa! No tengo con mucho gusto para la tacos. Esta es si o no? No comprende
I don't remember much (if any) house phones on the wall either at home (in France) or at my grandfather house (in Germany)
we had one in the living room that was on a table of sort and one downstairs in my father's office on his desk with a switch for the line to be either in the living room or in his office
and he also told my brother and I to never rush to the phone so to pretend you were busy (even if you were sitting right next to it) ^ç^
This guy is a breath of fresh air. I am a millennial raised by boomers and can relate. I had to learn to use a phone book, manual transmission, air conditioning was 2-75, rotary dial phone, and remember when there was not a legal disclaimer on everything. Those were the days....to coin "all in the family."
Same haha
I also had a similar upbringing.
well you sound like your boomer parents did a good job raising you its very rare these days
sean its 1/4 inch thick, long yellow wooden and has a graphite point on it... ?? what do you call it... ::HINT:: name on side says TICONDEROGA
Facts
This gentleman is a class act. 100% needs more attention. Bravo, Mr. Upton, bravo!
What a concept...a comedian that's actually funny, relevant and doesn't need to use a plethora of profanity. He is a much needed breath of fresh air!!
Absolutey!
Yep rly refreshing I like his style
I'm not exactly sure that guy's breath is one of fresh air, but I get your point.
Honestly at some point I was expecting him to start cussing at some time but he doesn’t and it really is a “breath of fresh air”
Yeaaaaa I'm tired of the excessive swearing thing too ,but it seems like instead he's resorted to constant "lib-tard bashing" ,phone bad ,and LUL new generation. It only appeals to stubborn conservatives who are scared of any ounce of change. it feels sort of boring
So glad I clicked on this. Bad day, getting better.
Yes! This somehow makes being called a homophobe by a 12 year old this morning more tolerable. They are taught to be robotic, proving Orwell to be prophetic.
@Alonzo L Yes, now there is no difference in the foreign policy between parties. Both love to prove how gender confused and dumbed down we can be and bully others via our military industrial complex.
@@JeanmarieRod Can’t argue that. The real racist left
Facts
@@JeanmarieRod Oh I was told not to say the word Asian as it’s racist by a 9 year old. I was reading out loud a video title “ - - - Asian cuisine” or something similar to my friend.
The most charismatic old man yelling at the kids to get off his lawn that I've ever seen.
You haven't watched Gran Torino yet obviously.
@Jarrett Schneider Puch. Jiminny cricket.
@Jarrett Schneider Clearly you don't get the premise of the movie. I'm not going to argue it with you either but to put the man down because he merely acted a role is outlandish.
@Julien Martinez that doesn't even make sense, can you read?
Leon K can you?
Just came across this in 2024 Dec. I'm in the 🇬🇧 laughing till my face hurts. Brilliant 😂
"I should have learned to talk to people." Truer words have never been spoken.
truer is not a word bro its more true
@@Barcode_Comedy truer is an adjective of true -- it's literally in the dictionary. Come on man, you can spend your time doing something productive, rather than attempting to correct someonez grammar/spelling.
Those are the kids who are homeschooled. Technology has almost nothing do with it
@@mr8610 the "z" killed me. Thank you for that. 😁
I see what you did there. Take my like good sir! 😁
This dude chuckling at his own jokes makes them even better.
That's called a hack
well, somebody had to laugh!
@@DSPHistoricalSociety sounds like something a not funny person would say.
@@mja91352 not sure if your deaf or stupid but the audience thought he was funny too.
I can’t believe I watched a 39 minute comedy routine that started out with the same old guy talking about how we did it back then. I use “old guy” in a familiar way because I’m old as well. If you’re young or old and have any sense of humor at all, you will be glad you watched. Such a funny man!! He was the guy all his coworkers said “you should be a comic”
AND HE DID IT!!!!
You sir are a funny, funny man. Great job, and thank you for doing your part on bringing funny back to this world.
It's a good thing when you refer to people your own age as old. It means you're still young at heart!
Funny? Funny how?
Being funny without being vulgar is such an amazing art. Much respect.
It should be easy to have good jokes without using profanity but proves to be difficult for many of the "popular" comedians.
@@Powerduo88 Its easier to misconstrue jokes to intentionally be offended. Individuals now are willing to make a mountain of a molehill.
Ngl i didn’t even grin.
Sure is
@@Powerduo88 Can't see that profanity is a problem, if a joke is funny then who gives two shits about if it was with or without profanity.
Why the hell have I not heard of this man before?! He's hilarious.
Seriously. I need more!
I said the same thing. I miss the Rodney Dangerfield type humor but now late-night networks just try to discuss politics.
@@markwhite6782 its really sad, politics get injected into everything now from movies to sitcoms, and this has been the case since I was little but now they don't worry about being subtle.
Ikr!
I'm on a binge watch of Dry Bar Comedy, so far 4/4. Lots of hilarious comics.
"Enemy fighter, 2 o'clock!"
"Oh-sh! ... thats in an hour!"
😂🤣
is that am or pm? hahaha
@@stevenbacon-cheddar9914
14:00, lol,
a.m. would have to be 02:00.
That is HILARIOUS, Andrewy!
Why would you ever call out enemy fighter 2 oclock?!
That's the real question for all you massive brained boomers.
Usually too busy to watch 40 minute show, but stumbled onto this while I had the flu last week. Laughed so hard, i almost died coughing! Had to finish watching later. So much fun! Loved it!
Comedy without cursing?
Wow.
Rare as a white raven.
I know right? Crazy.
4:59
Is that a racist joke?
@@donaldleroy6502 nah
ThAtS RaCiSt!!!!
Honesty as a 20 year old watching this, he’s making a lot of good points.
Lmao as a 22 year old i had those dial phones at home when small, i cant associate with your age nor with older im right inbetween the worlds
@@atticgamer3134 oh man i can relate to that lol
*Honestly*
Go ROCKIES!
@@atticgamer3134 same brother same
You know what happened to the dumb kids? They didn't make it."
That was such a great line 😂
Judging by some of the boomers I've met, yes they did in fact survive.
but yes remove all warning labels to help things out
@@MrScary8621 yeah :/
@RoadGlide John oh, a dumb kid who survived
.....explain Biden? How did he make it then? 🤔
@@babe9334 I have no clue 😕
BTW, I'm 72. I can't stop laughing, then the laughing tears got so bad I couldn't see. You are hilarious 😂
First time I've ever heard this guy and he is HYSTERICAL! Thank you Sir! He is a comedic genius!
I think I'm on 3 times now!
yeah he's cute
The word is 'COMIC' - "comedic" is pretentious twaddle invented by the illiterates of generation Z.
This old school rapid fire comedy is so great.
don't say it like that lol
@@Ghost49590 why, it's a good way of doing it. Instead of doing it all at once, you do it in short but quick bursts
boomers aren't old school, they are the second generation of the current school, in fact they made it mainstream.
@@rattlehead999 the older style of comedy was quick and witty one liners an yeah boomers were born between the mid 40s and 60s id say that qualifies as old school
@@ChristiannTyler the boomers were the second wave of hippies, they pretty much setup the world as it is, all the post great depression and especially post ww2 kids were coddled and softer than previous generations, suddenly feelings became important on a macro level and so on, they made sure the oligarchy thrives, we just kept on increasing the intensity of their ways to be where we are now.
Thank you Mr. Upton! You are by far one of my favorite comedians! I have really enjoyed your specials as seen on RUclips.
Your writing, timing and delivery is brilliant.
Your material is SO right on!!
Bravo!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂
Find his personal channel to donate
"Laying down is the only thing you get better at every year you live, and eventually you become a master of it" the audience slept on this gem
They're kinda slow tbh
Exactly 😂
Seriously, I couldn't take it... by the time I got to "tap out, crap out, nap out" I was crying and couldn't breath, I had to pause and take a break to write this comment.
Well done sir, well done indeed.
LOL omg, even reading people's comments repeating the jokes still makes me laugh
😂 I feel like I went to go visit my uncle.This was hilarious.Thank you so much! Literally like being with my family...we're all smart asses, and this is perfect and unexpected
Enemy aircraft 2:00
That's in an hour
Yes, loved great humor and he is so funny without been vulgar, that’s the REAL DEAL
When we first got a cordless phone, it kept wandering into all the rooms. My young daughter said, "They should put a cord on it so it doesn't get lost!"
Ha Ha!! Ah, to be a fly on the wall ~
🤦🏽♂️😂😂 give that kid a prize. And protect her at any cost. There are people out there who's whole mission in life would be to destroy her logic. 😂😂
That is so funny!!😄
I remember the thrill our first cordless phone caused in our house 😂😂 when it rang for the first time when we were on the terrace i was absolutely BAMBOOZLED. I was like 7 years old, i should mention.
That would fit in his act perfectly 😂
“You’ve been drinking”? “Nah, I’m hunting” 🤣😂🤣😭
Sounds like a Family guy skit 🤣
Being from WV that was the funniest thing ever.
This guy is Great!
Not the first time I am watching this - but it holds up all the way, I have serious breathing issues and my eyes are watery from all the laughter.
After Carlin, I thought, we would never get a fun spokesperson for true common sense again. Glad, I was wrong.
😍
This man is skilled. A 40 minute comedy routine, nonstop with no stumbling, a steady , fast pace, and did anyone notice, no swearing at all. Basically all clean humor, compared to the vast majority of comedy. No crudity, nothing deeply offensive. A good job.
yet for some reason I didn't laugh
@@nathanc11 nice 180. it seems to be that way.
@@nathanc11 it's fair that you feel that way. I do agree that people find different things funny. I don't agree with you calling him a true comedian while denouncing comedians who swear. I have seen comedians young and old on both sides of the political spectrum (I don't really think that's a factor tho) who have written more original and funny acts than this one. the jokes were basic. some of the things he said we're incorrect. while he did have a couple of good jokes such as the 80 year old boxing, I do not think that he is a "true comedian." maybe there were people crying to this set, but it just wasn't that funny.
@@ianyoung4460 stfu no one asked
@@ianyoung4460 , People with a low IQ don't have a sense of humor. They can't understand it. Maybe you are not as clever as you think you are.
This is the youngest old guy I’ve ever seen
I've met older young guys.
@@phoenixrising7047 whoa 👐🧠🌋
@@jacobmarshall23 No deciphering emoji's today bro.
No. I think he's the oldest young guy I've ever seen.
@Epoxygleu actually... Its wow mind blown
"they don't know what that means. they don't know what that means. they don't know what that means". that was a good one for those of us who grew up with 45s.
I still don't understand it
I have cabin fever Casey he’s making a joke about when a record player breaks, it somewhat repeats over and over.
Some of us still do. Thought 2 reasons, you like the way it sounds, or you collect records. Oh, there is a 3rd type as well, fraking hipsters...the people who somehow ruin every subculture...
I mean cds do the same thing when they're damaged
@@nunote2362 You are kind of right, records use vibration to create sound(bit more complex but I already have a habit of over explaining and writing walls of text.) And CDs use light. Also the reason a record repeats when "skipping" is because the arm, or stylus keeps bouncing back, landing the stylus in the same place over and over. CD "skipping" is a lot more erratic, it can repeat, or skip entire tracks, or jump randomly around one song.
Oh I am not trying to be a smug jerk, or even correcting you, because you are kind of right...I am just bored so I explained how they are different. And I probably did a poor job at it, but hopefully it makes some sense. Anyway if I have offended you, or I just sound like a jerk. I apologize. ...Anyway... Cheers.
OMG I never stopped laughing out LOUD. Snorting and cackling, belly laughing. Thanks I needed it.
this guy has more jokes in 39 minutes than these 1 hour netflix "specials".. and they were all funny and no filler.
Yep...and his transition game is on point!
You should watch legalize every thing, that's a good special
some of the netflix specials are alright
Unfortunately only 3 of them are funny. I guess he goes for quantity not quality.
And 100% all clean
No swearing , yet superbly Fun . This guy is great .
I think he did cuss but not excessively
Its easy make fun of woke noobs
He’s not allowed to cuss cause the dry bar doesn’t allow it in the shows
20 yr old Me watching him on my phone while he roasts me
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Now that freaking funny
Did you laugh?
Funny thing is im 14 and I knew everything he was talking about and had like half of them
@@robschroeder5377 ur goddam right I did
@4:40 OMG he is so right! I am 51 and I still remember my childhood home phone number, but I have no clue what my wife's number is. Lol.
I'm 27 and I also know my childhood home's phone number and don't know my wife's. Idk what he's talking about as far as people in their 20s.
Same
“If you can’t control your own emotions, you’re forced to control other people’s behaviour. That’s why the touchiest, most oversensitive and easily upset must not set the standard for the rest of us.”
Let me guess: the quote is from John Cleese...?🤔
Is it? Have to google it now👍
@@s.g.b.808 let me guess your a sjw fool
@@lauriehealey6255
Let me guess: You’re not a fan of Monty Python...?🤔
Twitter.
As a Gen-z kid myself, this man is great and I hope he's doing well in the pandemic because this was hilarious.
Honestly man.. how you watch stuff like Logan Paul and this? If you're mentally capable to laugh at these jokes... You should realize how empty, mindless, and money driven he is. Legit garbage. Hope you recover from that digital baby puke of a vlog channel haha
@@lizweber14 Who said he watches Logan Paul? And Logan Paul doesn't even make vlogs anymore.
@@rubrum9269 he looked at the people hes subscribed to
@@lizweber14 This guys jokes were hilarious and he put on a good show. Don't hate appreciate the mans talent. Also if your so offended by him then why are you watching and replying. This kid was just trying to say he enjoyed something. So stop hating on him for that
@@rubrum9269 it's in his subscriptions
Everybody: laughing
That one guy in the back: *Hyahhh hyah hyah hyah*
@3:37 😂😂 it's the grandpa from the boondocks
Unfortunately many stand-up-shows have this one guy/gal in the back
he’s all i can hear now after every joke
@@FURIOUSAGE lmao
I read this as I heard it l
The joke garage sail had me thinking , that would be like a "sale boat for sail" . You are so funny , thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂😂😂 !
Hi.
Yeah.
I’d just like you to know I’m Gen-X and felt every single joke in my soul. Smack in the childhood, sir.
Thank you for the belly laughs.
💀😁🍀
Gen X here too and this was 💯% real.
Loved it! (& Lived it!) LOL
Funny old guy found a way to reach people common sense and slices of life with humor, no swearing, I like that.
It's sad smart people with lots of experience are called "boomers" or "old heads." Kids get dumber and dumber
This was an accidental click, straight from Heaven...Laughed long after it hurt. I love this!
You and me both
@@lywill6832: Count me in!!
This was great! Not the first time I watched it but the jokes are easily worth another watch or two.
This guy is funnier than most of the famous comedians these days
Cause comedians these days play it safe or they'll canceled. Its dumb. And boring.
@@Rin_Nya762 Isaac butterfield tends to avoid it and ignore cancel culture lol
@@baba9665 yeah he’s pretty funny funny but I haven’t watched him lately crowder has some funny bits but he’s mostly political
He's very intelligent. I like the way he sets his jokes up.
Wow Native Log, you are so cool.
This kid's got a future.
The Nobody Project lul
What a great way to spend your retirement.
Started a little late for his future.
He must be Benjamin Button
I can not express how much I appreciate real life comedy. It's such obvious stuff, but I could never think of any of it myself.
This guy is really fantastic. And not just for his material. His timing, his body language, his way of making things funny without really making anything seem outright offensive. Brilliant. Bravo, Brad!
Look up Quinn Dale. 😅
@@blackfacePM I will definitely do that, thank you!!!
😂
I watched this entire video and not once did i even smirk. what is this world im living on
@@Youonlyhavetolay35bricks-nd1dgYou may have been the punchline?
I have watched this six or seven times over the last couple of years - never gets old! Brad Upton is awesome!
I’m 14 and just laughing, not getting triggered at all. This is actually funny!
Wisdom is strong within this one.
You're 14, everything should be funny to you.
Not getting triggered? What would get you triggered? You kids today are such pussies.
@@johnw1873 what... what is your thinking process. You cant exactly say what a 14 year old is. When I was 14 years old I was a depressed idiot who didnt laugh much. And so many other 14 years old didnt laugh much at all. The ones that did were the ones no one liked cause it was obnoxious.
@jesus allah why are you getting so butthurt at someone agreeing with you. And i assume you assume everyone in our generation is a snowflake and to women or some bs like that.
"Enemy aircraft, 2 o'clock"
"Thats in an hour" XD
That's an Airplane joke :)) Good comedy movie.
"Enemy aircraft, 2 o'clock!!!"
"Why you stressin? ... that's plenty of time"
Today's Air Force!
WW 2 aerial tactics
We need more comedians like him nowadays.
This guy is a 'sweet' talking George Carlin!
@Forsaken Pumpkin you have a right to your opinion. Yes, Carlin was great, but just because YOU dont like this guy, doesnt mean it's an insult to Carlin. Have a wonderful day, you have a right to feel how ever you want.
@Forsaken Pumpkin way to marginalize the guy who marginalized... you sure showed him!
@Forsaken Pumpkin Awww... someone didn't get their afternoon nap...
Never had heard of him, but he's definitely a Rockstar!🤣🤣🤣
This guy needs his own sitcom. He shows great acting skills throughout the whole routine. His facial expressions are hilarious!
And his Trump joke was funny, not offensive, low hanging fruit.
A sitcom would ruin his muse... so no but thanks for your contribution.
Funny thing is he kinda looks like fraiser too.
The woke main stream media would never allow it
Yeah, but he'd have to
write the whole show.
Maybe a guest role on "South Park"?
"They cant put their smartphones down"
Me watching this on my phone 😳
I have testicular elasticity. This means that my scrotum (ballsack) has extra skin and elasticity, stretchiness and durability. The durability comes from the ability to 'stretch the sack' in times it could otherwise prove to be a hindrance, depending on the activity I'm doing.
Everyone is watching this on a device of some kind genius lmao
@That Guy Yeah I clearly can’t read since I understood everything that was said. I said device dipshit. Which means computer, phone, whatever electronic device you’re using. Maybe if you want to look smart, you should learn 1st grade vocabulary.
@That Guy Ok, we can insult each other all day, so whatever, I don’t care anymore
Lmaoo I was thinking the same thing.
I clicked the link before realising it was some guy I'd never heard of before doing a 40 minute set. I thought "I'll just watch a couple minutes, Then get on with what I'm MEANT to be doing"........... That was 40 minutes ago.
That was a really funny set there mate, You've got a talent to be able to see the high level of absurd behaviour most people think is perfectly normal in this modern world.
i literally did the same thing. i got kicked from a game i was playing cuz i was afk
Reman1975 like
Same....just a few minutes I said. Translation, watched entire set. 😂
Same, i need to go do the groceries
First time seeing Brad Upton, and enjoyed his amazing act! So much fun listening and watching this guy!
“Couple of monsters and a Red Bull gonna pick up that Bingo Game” OHHHH MY GOOOOODDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂 as a millennial and a person who works with the elderly that was absolutely hilarious! 😂
I've been laughing the entire time ... he is hilarious. Much needed laughter during these crazy days where people are too busy being scared, offended or angry instead of LIVING.
Stand strong and carry on.....live free or die
I mean the virus and 70% this generation of feminists and alot of deaths do that
This bloke reminded me of this store
*Thanks to his bit on new management*
This fish and chip store said that very slogan
Underneath it read "Give us a chance"
My mate went and got some dim sims and chips
And said they were horrible
"Yeah I gave you a chance and you ruined it"
-He said
I listened with headphones on. I think my family thought I done lost my mind
Amen to that!!
what's really crazy is this guy doesn't even have to make up jokes he's literally just telling history and it's hilarious
yeah.. that's right but the serious part is the skills that the kids of today lack IS FUNNY which is why he comedy act is funny. it's also concerning but people dismiss it as humour
@@martinkuliza Gen Z kids always see everything as comedy so what’s the difference?
@@shanedawndusk3290
well obviously if they always see it as humour the problem still exists
so.. what do you mean what's the difference
@Irrumabo Vos Sure they do. Except the changes only make things worse.
Lady and daughter in a thrift store:
(true story) mom puts rotary phone on the checkout stand.
6yo: mommy what is that?
Mommy: that's a phone.
6yo: no it's not! I know what a phone is. Why are you lying mommy? This doesn't even have a screen. How am I supposed to see baby shark on this?☎️?
🤣🤣🤣
This just about the cleverest, funniest comedian I've seen in ages. And no dirty jokes, no blasphemy, no garbage. Just smart comedy.
Definitely better than the so-called comedians on late night television these days! All they do is political views and opinions. That's not funny!
I love this old pork making fun of dumb spoiled woke people xD
@@someting9205 Me too!
The late night political activists paid millions while supporting communism? Never heard of em.
That is called the news.
💯
I watch youtube in my office with headphones on because I am 78 and a "little" hearing deficient. Meanwhile my wife is in the other room watching a TV show that she's seen 53 times. So, anyway, I watched Mr. Upton's schtick and went out to tell my wife I had just seen the best 40 minute comedy routine of my life.....she was asleep. So I laughed out loud so many times I lost count. Every time I do that, one of my dogs runs into the other room. He ran a lot during this routine. No bad language. He managed to make us laugh at ourselves, at others, no filter.......so much of it is everyday stuff that he puts in a light that just makes us laugh and nod our heads. Amazing.
i am a little younger than you but cant agree more. this is REAL comedy. the phone spiel makes me laugh because i remeber slamming the phone down on someone. what really upset me was learning that the person on the other end just heard,"click."
I agree with you about him being a great comedian, but I don't understand . . . what is his schtick?
Gonna be a laugh when the "snowflakes" the gerotocracy robbed blind decide they have better things to do than work for pennies at a nursing home filled with ingrates. 🤣
@@23pounce His schtick is the way he presents his comedy.
I can say that his shtick is observation comedy.
Carrot Top's schtick is prop comedy..
Get it? Hope this helped.
Thanks, that was good comedy.
I can't give this guy enough up votes, he's funny and clean.
This guy gets invited to rehabs and NA meetings. He came to glenbeigh in Rock creek. We loved this guy.
Remember those days, clean venues, clean movies, clean music, merits alone, miss those days and I'm only 43
@@SoloClone well sir your remembering with rose colored glasses. Don't worry we all do it. Wasn't that clean 30-40 years ago. Internet just puts dirt front and center.
and clean not sure? Funny yes, but his jokes sometimes don't follow each other at all, and also they are not always that funny, sometimes the crowd is laughing super hard but if you would tell that joke to your friends they would be like wtf it's not funny dude XD But yea most of the show is pretty fun to watch, but for me there were a couple of jokes I was like mkayyy...
@@lajeandom I agree. Overall, I would give this guy a grade of a B+. He just needs to sharpen his act a bit more.
He is so right! I hired a couple of kids right out of high school and they couldn't count change or tell the time off a clock face. Why are we paying taxes for schools when they dont teach them basic life skills? I want my money back!!!
Public education system teachers are nothing but activists teaching children to hate Americans need to clean house from the top down
RUclips did me a solid with this recommendation. Brilliant set
It had previously sent me 3 other recommendations of this channel and they were unwatchable.This guy had me really laughing, something I needed very badly. Glad the younger audience were good sports. Old people, we know who we are, best just laugh at it.
As a 26 year old with a 73 year old father....a lot of these "Old people" jokes I actually completely understood and laughed at how perfect he nailed it! right down to us not being able to cope without our phones and texting 9 1 1. I have to share this with my family because I'm laughing so hard I'm about to throw up.
Wow, your dad is old
Not that I’m competitive but I’m younger and my dad’s older, and I’m not even the youngest. Also, we can text 911.
"Not on the carpet, not on the carpet"
I think the real question is:
Do you get the jokes about the twenty something year olds?
I'm now 52 but when I was 26 my father was 76. The stories he told us about life when he was young sounded so crazy to us. Loved the skipping record bit at the beginning.
In today's times you can't make a joke without getting protested. This comedian made me laugh. First good comedian I've seen in (woke) years.
facts
Lmao ur high
@@Godssun05 4 words: Is not that funny
@@Godssun05 also a name isnt a word💀
Getting old has never been funnier than Pete Seeger's song. "How do I know my youth is all spent?"
WOW~~~I've NEVER seen Brad before, or even heard of him, BUT he was ABSOLUTELY GREAT!!!
This guy is ten times funnier than any present cast member of SNL
@Daniel Rodriguez I thought it was still good up to the early 90s but its been trash for the last 25 yrs imo
@Daniel Reyna wow...you're a smart one to come up with that.
SNL Saturday Night Losers
That show is still on? I thought it died after Ferrel left.
I 100% agree with that.
I needed this, I had forgotten there is still humor in the world. Keep it up.
This is comedy gold, good comedy!
You and me both
Me to!
Hes gonna get canceled any day now theres no way the people are allowed to laugh like this the government needs to step in
@@Dylan-hc2lu grow up. He won’t get cancelled
This is one of the best stand up routines I’ve ever seen. This guy is consistently funny throughout the whole show.
I watched 20 comedians this week. This one is the best by far....
Lol You slam the phone receiver so hard, the bell inside would DING !!!! Yes our phones had actual bells inside. Lol
You had to remember phone numbers in your head!
@@R.Oates7902 OMG I had like 50 different phone numbers stored in my head. And I even kept a little phone book I made from paper cut down to size to fit in my wallet
We had a party line, If you were sneaky n quiet you could listen in on other conversations. Really didn't matter, they were neighbors, they'd walk over n tell u later.
The phones in the phones booths were even stronger. Ever had a total meltdown in a phonebooth? 😅
@@Jerryman1158 lol No not personally , but I know what youre talking about . Public phones in general were just indestructible battle tanks . I've seen some take serious abuse
My grandpa is just like this guy lol. Or, I mean haha.
jajaja
HaHa!!!
Yeah this sounds like my grandfather,in the best way possible.
He's honestly like extra EXTRA clean George Carlin
at the end of his life , Carlin was superbly bitter .
Like Carlin but not funny
Carlin and Robin had a baby
Let's see YOU do better!!
Just watched it now , that was so good. Making Just as much fun about old people as on the young generation . Jokes on both sides where both cracking me up constantly. Very versatile well balanced show. Thanks for the upload that was some nice refreshing comedy :)
This dude is GOLD! He’s a “clean “ comedian but he’s fricken hilarious 😂
for real, I don't remember a comedy that made me laugh that many times, it was mentally refreshing if that even makes sense.
Wolfie Black - Lol he’s clean and funny! Clean comedy is much better imho. Because it means that they actually have to be funny!
Old like gold
I love it! I don't get why some comedians think they are funny if they say bad words, it makes them stupid in my opinion.
Wolfe Black my thoughts exactly.
I can't believe I'm just finding this guy right now. He seems like he's been doing this a long time, both for his age and that he's a great and hilarious performer. We need more of him.
This guy is a good actor watch, no foul language nothing obscene… Something you could take the family to watch
That`s a generation thing, isn`t it?
@@ingolfleiblle6661 It's a rule of the house. Dry Bar in Provo doesn't allow cursing in their acts. Not saying its not welcome, but it's hardly something to praise.
All Dry Bar comedy is clean.
Foul language is just words
You should watch the guy who does his skit about his cat. It is the funniest thing I've ever heard