What I absolutely loved was the fact that a 60+ year old man was rocking a place filled with college-aged kids. It took him a minute to get started, but once he had the crowd, he had them for the rest of the gig. Perfection! Congratulations, Glarbsttentenford!
Sometime I feel like I should be offended being that I am 61 years old. What are you saying, we're too old to be funny? What, people 60 and over not interested? Lol
What a special! Incredible storytelling, jokes and delivery. This guy should absolutely be bigger than he is... as a name in comedy. Super entertaining and clever, combined with the persona and voice he has is the complete package.. This is better than many many of the popular comics specials on the paid platforms.
I didn't know they still made comedians who didn't need to use absolutely disgusting material or talk about race and politics. Dry Bar is a breath of fresh air.
@@charleneblack2792 Agree w / you ...the constant f-bombs from some comedy shows =a put off &unnecessary . This set was clever, well-paced , clean fun -[retail pricing, goofing on classes, Shakespeare]
@@charleneblack2792 comedy is subjective, I love Dave Chapelle and Bill Burr however I understand why some may not like them I'm not saying clean cant be funny I'm just saying you can enjoy both or neither. I just don't like people who get offended at a joke whether its racist or not PC cause its just a joke that's the point
I love Dry Bar. At 71 im facing glaucoma, knee replacement and lumbar spinal implant. Its what keeps me going since I have no family, no support THIS is the only thing that makes me smile. These comedians are the best!
I hope you're doing good. Best of luck on your health problems! There are lots of good folks around imo. Perhaps join a group or club? I've found good friends at the local library or even just shopping? It may depend what you're looking for or getting out of your comfort zone. Senior citizens center? Don't discount all your options. I'll be 70 next year, have some serious health problems though unlike yours, use a walker or canes, but I have a rich life (not financially) and wake up happy and feeling grateful for life. I wish the best for you! May many blessings come your way soon! Love and light. ❤ 😊 🌻⚘️⚘️⚘️
@@Itsrunzo Tony Hinchcliffe, Michael Richards, most POC think nothing of screaming N-word, Whitey this & that. (Yea, I know, Whites aren't supposed to/allowed to be offended by slurring their Color)
I love Eddie Griffin and I love The Regan brothers. They grew up different, so their language will be different. Many times they may say they the same thing. If it makes you genuinely laugh, I'm for it.
Brian Regan is our favorite comedian for over a decade and with about as many live performances in person. How we didn't know about Dennis until this day is absolutely mind-blowing!
Then check out his channel, That Darn Dennis. Some videos of other stand-up gigs, but more thematic vids about various topics. My faves are "Self Propelled"; 'The Haven" (his hilarious take on Poe's "The Raven") and more. Enjoy!
@@michaelwargo5301 Way ahead of you, bruh! Seen Brian 15 times since 2008 and - bliss!, three of those times Dennis opened! Best of all, they are both as cool, sweet and genuine in real life as on stage. The real deals!! "Happy 8 Day!" 👍
I once had a fluke miracle in math class somewhere around fifth grade. I was watching a bird build a nest outside and not paying attention at all when my teacher called on me with a question. I whipped around, blurted an answer and nearly fell off my chair when it was the right answer. She was just as shocked lol
Been there. Invented that . L0L I actually fell asleep in math class. Dreamt the ties on my sleeves that tickled me was a spider. I awoke whacking at my arm furiously with my other hand. The teacher asked "What was it?!" and I blurted out "Spider !!". People scrambled out of their seats and they organized a full scale search. I soon realized what had happened, but they were asking me "What color was it, where did it go ?" I was embarrassed !.
@@donnajohnson3334 Forget that, you play that out. "Black...with 7 legs! I think it went under there..." 20 mins of class conveniently wasted. You would've been a hero!
We went to go see his brother, Brian Regan, and Dennis opened for him. Dennis was such a good opener our belly’s and faces hurt so bad from laughing so hard we were exhausted before Brian even entered the stage! Best show ever!
I just can't get enough of this fella! I didn't think anything could even get a smile from me today and yet here I sit with sore ribs from laughing so hard. Fantastic comedy!
This guy is a trip. His delivery is amazing. Whenever he leads into a particularly funny joke and his voice cracks because he's trying not to make himself laugh. This guy's pure gold.
yes, the little details about taking apart your pen and playing with the spring, watching birds out the window, very relatable and endearing, and great embellishments for the jokes
There is nothing better than a great comedian who just nails a performance! And I love seeing the older folks do comedy, because like me, they have lived through a lot of stuff and needed a good sense of humor to not loose their minds!
I found this a couple weeks ago and it is my go to laugh at least once a day. The voice, the facial expressions, the timing, the material and the mannerisms.
Gary McMichael I'm guessing your short list of friend(s) just fight to hang out with you and your magnetic sense of humor. Find something more fitting to your superior intellect, like channels that feature multi-car pile ups or fatal plane crashes. Dude, you are a joy, but we all marvel at your mental prowess.
Gary McMichael - And now I see you are attacking Phoenix, for his "constructive criticism". Apparently you believe that you have an obligation to criticize and that your every word is "constructive". Yet when Phoenix critiques YOU, it's no longer "constructive" or acceptable. You think a lot more of yourself and your definitive opinions, than anyone else does, which is evidenced by the fact that you have yet to get the coveted "thumbs-up" you desperately seek. We realize that we are all expected to be grateful to you, for sharing your wisdom and insight. We realize that scribes likely record you're very utterance, so future generations of "mindless morons" may benefit from your teachings. But just when you almost had everyone in awe of your superior intellect, you spout your most inspiring and "constructive" creation to date... "Toughen up Buttercup" and blew it ! So, you can lose the messiah complex now, no one looks up to you. You say nothing constructive to anyone, you simply enjoy criticizing everyone. Then, as a final directive, you hurl a favorite cliche' of every 3rd grader, "Toughen up Buttercup" at Phoenix. That's deep. And WE are the mindless morons and snowflakes ?? LMAO !!
@Gary McMichael your a funny guy! But I am sure as hell not a snowflake! I just dont like when people feel the need to "hate" on something when they could have just stopped watching it. I was not trying to seem rude or "snowflakey". I am a female btw. I realize that it was constructed criticism and I would like to let you know that he probably doesnt even see these comments so what's the point of posting them?
Clean comedy is the best..Im sitting here watching this and saying I would like for my soon to be 13yr old see this..I switched over from Gotham live..I couldnt say that about that comedy.. This guy is super funny!
I’m sitting in bed with a pillow to shove my face into as a sound muffler. This is hilarious stuff. Dennis is so funny and I can relate since we are in the same age bracket. He delivers a fantastic performance. Best wishes!
@@MylesGabriel I was just thinking of Brian as Im watching this video then I saw your comment that's awesome they're brothers I love Brian REGAN!!!!!!??
Hands down the most convoluted question to a teacher ever!! 🤣🤣 I bet the teacher looked out the window and got lost before the end. Yeah teacher , now you know how kids feel.
It's like my motorcycle safety course instructor said on the subject of stupid questions, "If you ask a stupid question, we won't make fun of you, but we WILL tell the next class about it and have a laugh." That stuck with me through that whole course.
I couldn’t figure out why he looked and sounded so close to Brian until I finally looked at the name and was like OH MY GOD OF COURSE ITS HIS BROTHER!! Came to comments for verification and found this comment first. 😂 I found Brian with my mom and we watched his “I walked on the moon” special and laughed so hard we cried and our sides hurt! so glad to find that his brother does comedy too!
When I saw his last name I was thinking, "I wonder if..." but as soon as he started talking I was like "Oh yeah, this guy is _definitely_ related to Brian Regan"
Oh I needed this laugh lasting almost 39 minutes! Especially in today's world. I now have a new favorite comedian!!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you for sharing your gift, and a true gift it really is! You need your own Netflix show!! Stay safe to all.
I've seen over a hundred comedians in my 20 year old life, all from RUclips and TV, only a handful were ever able to consistently make me laugh for what felt like the entire time, this guy is now in that handful, and it's been so long since the last time someone else made the list.
I now have a headache, sore(non-existent) tummy muscles, and red eyes from tears. I've not felt this good in a looonnngg time!!!! You are amazingly funny! Please spread your "contagion" . The world needs to remember its sixth sense - HUMOR🤪!
I saw Brian, Dennis's brother live once, I thought I was going to wet myself I was laughing so hard. Seems this family just has a knack for finding the real world hilarious
French for me - I tell people I took three years of French, without adding that it was French 1 each time. By the end of the 3rd time through, I believe the teacher just shook her head and thought enough was enough and passed me anyway ... merci, mon cher professeur (never mind that it came around later in life that i needed it, oops)
When he says “ thing with math is you try to pay attention and then you look out the window for 2 minutes and you’re lost forever.” “No matter how hard you try you’ll never come back.” That’s high school math, only way you come back is if you have a smart girl friend or the teacher likes you enough to show you one on one
For reasons too long to explain, I skipped grade 10 math. Not because I was that good. Just circumstances. Grade 11 math was rather daunting for the first half.
For the second part, I´d go with: "Given this dichotomy, would you be able to postulate these tasks without reference to any explicit concrete frameworks or different philosophical perspective given how morality is structured and conceived, because it has a significantly non-reductive interpretation of a largely counterfactual/moral frame, if there cannot be such a thing as a "quid pro quo complexification" because any given quid pro quo is the consequence of something else. So, any "untenable" agreement may actually be a quid pro quo complexification. One might argue, based on the metaphysic of the context of higher and lower imperatives, permissiveness and context play a great role in constructing generalized (or indeed predicative) frameworks for precisely this matter. In this regard, for what purposes does permissiveness or context serve the case of a person with disordered affective dispositions?" The answers to the first question would be "no" and "yes" respectively. And then if I were the proffessor, I would answer the second part with: "This is not a priori possible. The problem with claiming that some indication is adequate is that we know intentional action has been known to effectuate a disjunction of the intendant's mind from the resultant mental state, and can therefore not resolve into the desired state of "postulatedness" for any proposed meta-solution! Note that this WILL NOW BE ON THE TEST in a different form! So thank you very much, young man, for that insightfull question and some much needed inspiration for the upcoming, unexpected pop-quiz..." Bring it on... Word salad is my favourite dish.
Dennis, please, please, please, I beg of you DO MORE OF THESE!!! , you are funnier than just about anyone ( next to JGaff ) and clean too!!! God bless you my friend.
This, from his Wikipedia page, makes me think he wrote it himself: "He is also a well-known connoisseur of pickles. Dennis likes all kinds of pickles, from bread and butter to dill." LOL!
I live in the south. We still have belts AND switches. For those of you not from the country, a switch is a long thin branch that you’re forced by your parent to pick out from the nearby underbrush to be hit in the legs/buttock area. I’ve only been switched once... I’ve had stupider cousins who kept getting in trouble and my mom and her siblings dealt with my grandpa.
This guy makes people laugh from the freaking soul. Even if you're one of those people who makes an effort not to laugh, you'll laugh unwillingly. This guy has actually mastered comedy.
@@davidretondo2871 You need to watch a Brian Regan video asap. Lol he's more animated and overall one of the best to ever do it. Seriously, stop reading this and go watch a Brian Regan special you will not regret it.
It’s really awesome how you can see so much of his brother in this guys stand up. Brian Regan has such a similar delivery. It’s probably where he got his perspective from in the beginning.
I'm a huge comedy fan and this is the most I've laughed in ages at any stand-up - I knew Brian had a brother but I didn't know he completely crushed it like Dennis does!!
One of the best nights of my life...the Ontario California improv. The opener was this guy Dennis Regan and who does he hand the mike off to after he was done and killed it but no other than Brian Regan. Guys. I want to thank you for doing what you do so well and I want to thank you for the health that I enjoyed because I laughed so freaking hard that night at your stuff. Keep going another 50-100 years both of you!
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What I absolutely loved was the fact that a 60+ year old man was rocking a place filled with college-aged kids. It took him a minute to get started, but once he had the crowd, he had them for the rest of the gig. Perfection! Congratulations, Glarbsttentenford!
LoL
I’m impressed you remembered Glarb’s whole name🤣😁👍
Sometime I feel like I should be offended being that I am 61 years old. What are you saying, we're too old to be funny? What, people 60 and over not interested?
Lol
@@doaver2.125 LOL if you are over 50 and still worrying about what others as about you YOU have MISSED the ride
Really impressive, it shows he has the natural talent for comedy.
Dennis is one of absolute favorite comedians. He’s hilarious! 🤣
And his brother Brian Regan...f**king hilarious!!
What a special!
Incredible storytelling, jokes and delivery. This guy should absolutely be bigger than he is... as a name in comedy. Super entertaining and clever, combined with the persona and voice he has is the complete package..
This is better than many many of the popular comics specials on the paid platforms.
Totally agree.
The comedians on dry bar are too good for Netflix.
I didn't know they still made comedians who didn't need to use absolutely disgusting material or talk about race and politics. Dry Bar is a breath of fresh air.
@@charleneblack2792 Agree w / you ...the constant f-bombs from some comedy shows =a put off &unnecessary . This set was clever, well-paced , clean fun -[retail pricing, goofing on classes, Shakespeare]
I haven't found one bad comedian from this channel
@@charleneblack2792 comedy is subjective, I love Dave Chapelle and Bill Burr however I understand why some may not like them I'm not saying clean cant be funny I'm just saying you can enjoy both or neither. I just don't like people who get offended at a joke whether its racist or not PC cause its just a joke that's the point
@@charleneblack2792 comedy is subjective.
I was only going to watch like 5 minutes of this just to check him out. 38 min later, I’m 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same!
Me too!!!!!
@@mercedesurias8670 im 16 comment likes in, half way through. LOL
I love Dry Bar. At 71 im facing glaucoma, knee replacement and lumbar spinal implant. Its what keeps me going since I have no family, no support THIS is the only thing that makes me smile. These comedians are the best!
How are you doing? I hope things are getting a little better like maybe you have had one of those surgeries and things are looking up a bit.
I hope you're doing good. Best of luck on your health problems! There are lots of good folks around imo. Perhaps join a group or club? I've found good friends at the local library or even just shopping? It may depend what you're looking for or getting out of your comfort zone. Senior citizens center? Don't discount all your options. I'll be 70 next year, have some serious health problems though unlike yours, use a walker or canes, but I have a rich life (not financially) and wake up happy and feeling grateful for life. I wish the best for you! May many blessings come your way soon! Love and light. ❤ 😊 🌻⚘️⚘️⚘️
@@starrystarrynight9822What a kind comment! Thank you. 😊
Not only is he a phenomenal comedian, but I love the sound of his voice. He should do books on tape.
I think he sounds like Garfield the Cat in the best possible way LOL
Omg yes
I totally agree with you.
I love Glarb’s voice & his cadence. He’s so funny 😆
@@stevenboxleitner4612 glad to know im not the only one
@@magnificenttrash525 HAHAHA same XD
Awesome, clean, intelligent comedy.
No Racial slurs, no foul language necessary.
There's plenty of that nowadays.
Where have you seen a comedian say a racial slur
@@Itsrunzo Tony Hinchcliffe, Michael Richards, most POC think nothing of screaming N-word, Whitey this & that. (Yea, I know, Whites aren't supposed to/allowed to be offended by slurring their Color)
Why you people care so much about that in the US?
@@dsrsp because 1 lots of parents will turn it off if they hear that and 2 it gets super annoying and toxic fast
I love Eddie Griffin and I love The Regan brothers. They grew up different, so their language will be different. Many times they may say they the same thing. If it makes you genuinely laugh, I'm for it.
Brian Regan is our favorite comedian for over a decade and with about as many live performances in person. How we didn't know about Dennis until this day is absolutely mind-blowing!
I was thinking the same thing!! Could you imagine growing up in that household? 🤣
"Sometimes I tamper." Never a more honest statement ever uttered.
He needs a Netflix special...I laughed the entire time nonstop
Seriously..he does..super funny
I agree!
Failing out of kindergarden - Glarbstintonford - Netflix Special
I'm drooling the entire time I look at the picture you have !
He already has one... it’s called Garfield, cause he sounds like Garfield
Both Dennis and Brian prove that they can be clean and hilarious.
Are they brothers??
I didn't know he had a brother in comedy
Brad Upton too.
@@jaykaslo Yes
Dry bar is pretty much that all the time. It's 99% clean...
I think this is the funniest person on dry bar. Need more Dennis!
Then check out his channel, That Darn Dennis. Some videos of other stand-up gigs, but more thematic vids about various topics. My faves are "Self Propelled"; 'The Haven" (his hilarious take on Poe's "The Raven") and more. Enjoy!
@@mickib1592 check out his brother Brian..." Brian Regan ".... Non stop til you cry.... awesome
@@michaelwargo5301 Way ahead of you, bruh! Seen Brian 15 times since 2008 and - bliss!, three of those times Dennis opened! Best of all, they are both as cool, sweet and genuine in real life as on stage. The real deals!! "Happy 8 Day!" 👍
Agreed: hilarious.
I worked with Dennis at Eastern airlines. We were skycaps at Miami airport. He was funny then too!
I like the way he moves on fast with his different jokes. He's great .
Love your name !!!
Lived in Florida my whole life
@@sarasweightlossjourney1432 love YOUR name for never having to be on that journey.
This is the best comedian I have ever heard in my 63 years on this planet. Not kidding.
Try Jeff Allen or Jeannie Robertson
Or his brother Brian Regan!
Try Shayne Smith and Jose Sarduy too
There's many better. Don't get me wrong, he is funny, but...
“We’ll try for partial credit here...” 🤣
partial credit to get an F+ !
B-
Been there
Jus' wanna change it fRoM 😮666😮❤😊
Looking out the window in math class for a couple minutes and then you try to come back but your lost forever man that’s so relatable
I once had a fluke miracle in math class somewhere around fifth grade. I was watching a bird build a nest outside and not paying attention at all when my teacher called on me with a question. I whipped around, blurted an answer and nearly fell off my chair when it was the right answer. She was just as shocked lol
@@celticphoenix2579 .. 🤣 Would have been fun to watch that happen!
Been there. Invented that . L0L
I actually fell asleep in math class. Dreamt the ties on my sleeves that tickled me was a spider. I awoke whacking at my arm furiously with my other hand. The teacher asked "What was it?!" and I blurted out "Spider !!". People scrambled out of their seats and they organized a full scale search. I soon realized what had happened, but they were asking me "What color was it, where did it go ?" I was embarrassed !.
*you're*
@@donnajohnson3334 Forget that, you play that out. "Black...with 7 legs! I think it went under there..." 20 mins of class conveniently wasted. You would've been a hero!
This guy is very funny NEEDS a Netflix special. He's actually very original and relatable absolute quality!
Accidentally clicked on this, so glad I kept watching
@Disruptive Bee Oh noooo
We went to go see his brother, Brian Regan, and Dennis opened for him. Dennis was such a good opener our belly’s and faces hurt so bad from laughing so hard we were exhausted before Brian even entered the stage!
Best show ever!
I knew he was related to Brian
I thought his last name sounded familiar. Both are hilarious
Their poor mother! I hope she believed in prayer! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
wow crazy , im watching this guy thinking he reminds me of someone ... I had no idea he is Brians brother!!!! I love Brian
I’ve watched this routine so many times and it always makes me laugh. It’s so true.
I think he is funnier than his brother. I have watched this routine several times.
The Regan brothers are too brilliant to pass for complete idiots in school! Outstanding performance
Brian has the best I sucked at school routine! "1 box, 2 boxen. . ."
@Beau Primeaux I just discovered Dennis today ... I thought, ''This has to be Brian's brother'' ... love 'em both
@Brian Bandura When was the last decade that you saw Brian? 😉
I'm sure they're exaggerating/using a little artistic license for comedic effect like most comedians, lol.
"He's wasting so much potential" is a phrase I'm sure they heard a lot
Saw him in Albany a few years ago with his brother. My kids were falling out of their chairs laughing. Good for the whole family.
WOw!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just can't get enough of this fella! I didn't think anything could even get a smile from me today and yet here I sit with sore ribs from laughing so hard.
Fantastic comedy!
This guy is a trip. His delivery is amazing. Whenever he leads into a particularly funny joke and his voice cracks because he's trying not to make himself laugh. This guy's pure gold.
God, this guy's school jokes are so relatable.
look up "brian regan cup of dirt" lol. Also, they're brothers.
I know, right!
yes, the little details about taking apart your pen and playing with the spring, watching birds out the window, very relatable and endearing, and great embellishments for the jokes
I was cheating during a test and my teacher looked at me and said,
I hope I didn't see you cheating.
And I said, I hope you didn't see me either.
Them calling their friend the brain after he got a 1% really got me
There is nothing better than a great comedian who just nails a performance! And I love seeing the older folks do comedy, because like me, they have lived through a lot of stuff and needed a good sense of humor to not loose their minds!
I know!😂
💯 %
This is proof that not being school smart does not make someone dumb😂 This guy's a comic genius!
School makes you wise, it gives you wisdom (knowledge). Nothing to do with being smart or dumb. Being smart only makes it easier learning the wisdom.
@@UltraSuperDuperFreak if you could get wisdom from school. they would shut it down
@@TuongNguyen-te8zy fax
Right? Right!
@@UltraSuperDuperFreak wisdom ≠ knowledge
Could you imagine what it was like to be a kid in this family? Dennis AND Brian together???? Seriously????? Good grief!
Sometimes there was a Gavin and a Brendan too.
It's in their genes...parents are cards as well (RIP Walt).
Wait, there's another??!
@@Razi98 yeah, I saw this guy and was like wait... is he related to brian regan and when I checked it said he was
@Raoul Fleckman Dude, I hope you're joking. In what way?
I found this a couple weeks ago and it is my go to laugh at least once a day. The voice, the facial expressions, the timing, the material and the mannerisms.
Dennis is the best ! Everything is perfect...the material, his delivery and the inflections in his voice. ❤️👍Hilarious!
“Do you want to be trampled or ejected” 😂😂😂😂
"yeah, he's dead. Not only is he dead, he's in the way." hahahahaha
His humour makes him quite attractive seeing his probably 54
@@krenwregget7667 was my first
Can you even imagine how funny it must've been hanging around these 2 Regan brothers growing up?? I wish we were friends. 😂
“Glarbsttentonford" the FUNNIEST thing anyone has come up with yet. That’s brilliant ! 🤣😂
*Glarbsttentonford
Gary McMichael I'm guessing your short list of friend(s) just fight to hang out with you and your magnetic sense of humor. Find something more fitting to your superior intellect, like channels that feature multi-car pile ups or fatal plane crashes. Dude, you are a joy, but we all marvel at your mental prowess.
@Gary McMichael bro let other people enjoy it please........
Gary McMichael - And now I see you are attacking Phoenix, for his "constructive criticism". Apparently you believe that you have an obligation to criticize and that your every word is "constructive". Yet when Phoenix critiques YOU, it's no longer "constructive" or acceptable. You think a lot more of yourself and your definitive opinions, than anyone else does, which is evidenced by the fact that you have yet to get the coveted "thumbs-up" you desperately seek. We realize that we are all expected to be grateful to you, for sharing your wisdom and insight. We realize that scribes likely record you're very utterance, so future generations of "mindless morons" may benefit from your teachings. But just when you almost had everyone in awe of your superior intellect, you spout your most inspiring and "constructive" creation to date... "Toughen up Buttercup" and blew it !
So, you can lose the messiah complex now, no one looks up to you. You say nothing constructive to anyone, you simply enjoy criticizing everyone. Then, as a final directive, you hurl a favorite cliche' of every 3rd grader, "Toughen up Buttercup" at Phoenix. That's deep. And WE are the mindless morons and snowflakes ?? LMAO !!
@Gary McMichael your a funny guy! But I am sure as hell not a snowflake! I just dont like when people feel the need to "hate" on something when they could have just stopped watching it. I was not trying to seem rude or "snowflakey". I am a female btw. I realize that it was constructed criticism and I would like to let you know that he probably doesnt even see these comments so what's the point of posting them?
“If I can get out five minutes early, I’ll convert to pedestrianism” 😂
who wouldn't?
Girl you are very pretty
@@travisnichols7892 That and $4 will get ya a big mac
@I Em Hoo I Iz you're not thinking of his brother Brian Regan are you?
Yo Madeline how you doin'?
Clean comedy is the best..Im sitting here watching this and saying I would like for my soon to be 13yr old see this..I switched over from Gotham live..I couldnt say that about that comedy..
This guy is super funny!
I’m sitting in bed with a pillow to shove my face into as a sound muffler. This is hilarious stuff. Dennis is so funny and I can relate since we are in the same age bracket. He delivers a fantastic performance. Best wishes!
Look for his brother's stand up...Brian Regan. These guys are hilarious...they should do a tour together.
@@MylesGabriel that would be great
@@MylesGabriel can you imagine what it would've been like being their parents when they were growing up?
I wish I could make a woman scream into her pillow
@@MylesGabriel I was just thinking of Brian as Im watching this video then I saw your comment that's awesome they're brothers I love Brian REGAN!!!!!!??
"No, I'm Catholic, but if it gets me outta here 5 minutes early I'll convert to pedestrianism!" lol
....brilliant.😁😂🤣
It’s honestly terrible how our nation favors one over the other. Disgusting.
@@em7pug26 is.... is this a joke?
@@dillongage7628 I’m so sorry, yes thats a joke..
@@em7pug26 okay no worries I'm probably just slow 😂😂😂 I just can never tell when its about religion anymore. Some people are really that crazy.
Dennis Regan is a Comedic Legend!!! Always loved his humor! 💜
Saw Dennis and Brian do a show about 10 years ago in Monterey. Best comedy show I have seen. Definitely worth paying to see live.
I’m assuming they are brothers. Very similar voices. And dress the same too!
I'd love to hear the kind of conversations Dennis and Brian Regan would have had growing up!
Hands down the most convoluted question to a teacher ever!! 🤣🤣
I bet the teacher looked out the window and got lost before the end.
Yeah teacher , now you know how kids feel.
It's like my motorcycle safety course instructor said on the subject of stupid questions, "If you ask a stupid question, we won't make fun of you, but we WILL tell the next class about it and have a laugh." That stuck with me through that whole course.
That college professor "no dumb question" and the 3 R's scheme really killed me, I love this guy. 🤦🏽♂️🤣🤣
Yea the college professor joke was hilarious. Thats something i learned in college when writing papers. Just sound smart lol
3 r’s had me in tears
_Who'd they make commissioner of education? Scooby Doo?_
Best part, I was laughing like a crazy person at work...🤣🤣💀💀
Dennis is every bit as hilarious as Brian. Great delivery.
I couldn’t figure out why he looked and sounded so close to Brian until I finally looked at the name and was like OH MY GOD OF COURSE ITS HIS BROTHER!! Came to comments for verification and found this comment first. 😂 I found Brian with my mom and we watched his “I walked on the moon” special and laughed so hard we cried and our sides hurt! so glad to find that his brother does comedy too!
@@LesbianMermaid same. nice childhood they must have had.
@hayleyhellums now i remember a tale from Brian, they had to eat within 15 siblings jajajj
When I saw his last name I was thinking, "I wonder if..." but as soon as he started talking I was like "Oh yeah, this guy is _definitely_ related to Brian Regan"
@@LesbianMermaid ⁰
Love this channel keeping comedy alive
I was CRYING laughing by the end of this video 😂 Someone get this man a Netflix special ASAP
YES
This guy is great. Please keep doing comedy!!!
Oh I needed this laugh lasting almost 39 minutes! Especially in today's world. I now have a new favorite comedian!!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you for sharing your gift, and a true gift it really is! You need your own Netflix show!! Stay safe to all.
I've seen over a hundred comedians in my 20 year old life, all from RUclips and TV,
only a handful were ever able to consistently make me laugh for what felt like the entire time,
this guy is now in that handful, and it's been so long since the last time someone else made the list.
Can u share what some of the other ones were?
What about his brother, Brian?
Finally a funny, great comedian who keeps it clean!
Matt Falk & Tom Foss are great too.
Dennis Regan you are the funniest freaken person I've heard all month. Wow great material friend. Good, clean, witty, and relatable. 10 out of 10.
“Brian, what’s the plural form of moose?”
“.........MOOSEN!”
Love the Regans lol
Boxen
I think Brian was saying that each profession had two of them. Two teachers, two doctors, two comedians, and I forgit the other profession
So the plural of pers is person?
Meese?
I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE SOUNDS LIKE BRIAN REGAN THIS WHOLE TIME!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!
I now have a headache, sore(non-existent) tummy muscles, and red eyes from tears. I've not felt this good in a looonnngg time!!!! You are amazingly funny! Please spread your "contagion" . The world needs to remember its sixth sense - HUMOR🤪!
I've watched this guy before but he is so hilarious I had to watch again.
Same he kills me
This is my third random visit. Still giggling though.
I saw Brian, Dennis's brother live once, I thought I was going to wet myself I was laughing so hard. Seems this family just has a knack for finding the real world hilarious
imagine their family reunions or holidays 🤣🙃🙂😂😂🤯👍👍
I laughed till I cried! And I was an A student! But he got me. He described my school situation perfectly
"I took algebra 1 three times, thats addition"
construct apex technically multiplication
XD
French for me - I tell people I took three years of French, without adding that it was French 1 each time. By the end of the 3rd time through, I believe the teacher just shook her head and thought enough was enough and passed me anyway ... merci, mon cher professeur (never mind that it came around later in life that i needed it, oops)
ME TOO!!! Then they passed me on to calculus.
It's not alegbra, it's Alaphetbra. y=mx+b or Ax+By=C or A^2+B^2=C^2
Mr. Dennis Regan, wow he is talented, even the tone of his voice is funny.......loved it! :)
ah man, its rare that i come across a comedian that I actually find funny and am laughing nonstop to. Bravo ol' chap!
“Is that what this is?? I thought I forgot how to read.”
I love this guy.
When he says “ thing with math is you try to pay attention and then you look out the window for 2 minutes and you’re lost forever.” “No matter how hard you try you’ll never come back.” That’s high school math, only way you come back is if you have a smart girl friend or the teacher likes you enough to show you one on one
Exactly! I had a tutor. One on one instruction is the only thing that got me through math.
Can confirm. It happened to me in 4th grade with long division. Took me a week to catch up.
For reasons too long to explain, I skipped grade 10 math. Not because I was that good. Just circumstances. Grade 11 math was rather daunting for the first half.
The real problem is
girl was cute,
can't think
when the girls are cute,
and I've got
no chance
with them either ...
Maths
As a retired educator, I find this completely hilarious!
Thanksgivings at the Regan household would be a really good time!
I really wanted to hear the second part of that question
The 2nd part is "can a 12 year old boy get pregnant from reading comicbooks?"
@@thomasalias8492 "Comic books"? So that's what they're calling em now? um, no. But you can go blind.
@@geraldfrost4710 Only if you poke yourself in the eye while doing it, which would be either a serious worry or a great gift.
For the second part, I´d go with:
"Given this dichotomy, would you be able to postulate these tasks without reference to any explicit concrete frameworks or different philosophical perspective given how morality is structured and conceived, because it has a significantly non-reductive interpretation of a largely counterfactual/moral frame, if there cannot be such a thing as a "quid pro quo complexification" because any given quid pro quo is the consequence of something else. So, any "untenable" agreement may actually be a quid pro quo complexification. One might argue, based on the metaphysic of the context of higher and lower imperatives, permissiveness and context play a great role in constructing generalized (or indeed predicative) frameworks for precisely this matter. In this regard, for what purposes does permissiveness or context serve the case of a person with disordered affective dispositions?"
The answers to the first question would be "no" and "yes" respectively.
And then if I were the proffessor, I would answer the second part with:
"This is not a priori possible. The problem with claiming that some indication is adequate is that we know intentional action has been known to effectuate a disjunction of the intendant's mind from the resultant mental state, and can therefore not resolve into the desired state of "postulatedness" for any proposed meta-solution! Note that this WILL NOW BE ON THE TEST in a different form! So thank you very much, young man, for that insightfull question and some much needed inspiration for the upcoming, unexpected pop-quiz..."
Bring it on... Word salad is my favourite dish.
@@Ludifant translation: "Would you like fries with that?"
Dennis, please, please, please, I beg of you DO MORE OF THESE!!! , you are funnier than just about anyone ( next to JGaff ) and clean too!!! God bless you my friend.
This, from his Wikipedia page, makes me think he wrote it himself: "He is also a well-known connoisseur of pickles. Dennis likes all kinds of pickles, from bread and butter to dill." LOL!
Sounds like he's gotten himself into a pickle
He did say he tampers...
My gf don’t like pickles. I don’t understand her.
That just highlights the integrity of Wikipedia... particularly the important pages, that you think are gospel.
@@RV1701 so he tamps in pickles then?
“My dad had a reversible belt, I remember one side was brown and the other side was a whip”. 😂
Boomers are the last generation that can relate to that 'joke'.
@@MadNotAngry not a boomer but my mom used a 1lb jump rope
@@MadNotAngry my man you sure don't know about the world outside of West if ya think that
@@MadNotAngry Western white people*
The rest of the world still pulls out the belt.
I live in the south. We still have belts AND switches.
For those of you not from the country, a switch is a long thin branch that you’re forced by your parent to pick out from the nearby underbrush to be hit in the legs/buttock area. I’ve only been switched once... I’ve had stupider cousins who kept getting in trouble and my mom and her siblings dealt with my grandpa.
One of the best, for sure!! Great delivery and some really clever material!! He says he wasn’t good in school, but his brilliance shines through!
I’ve just started this video and this guy is already cracking me up!
If love him his brother is off the chart, Brian Regan.
Peed on myself twice. Only 4 minutes in...
dominique I bet you loved him by the end of the video, this guy is good 👍
@@ataylor4489 uhh
I'm at home with the coronavirus - feeling like crap and lonely in quarantine. You made me laugh for the first time in a looong time.
Thank you.
I hope you recover fully and quickly.
Santiago Blanco : no response...not a good sign. 😱
RIP
I hope you’re doing better now
Hang in there Kathy!
Thanks! I hope this goes directly to Dennis! Great job!
That set was phenomenal! Thank you Dennis Regan!
That Math part looking out the window and coming back and being lost forever haha
Anyone else watching for the umpteenth time?
That would be me
Me … I changed it to F+…
@@CatherineStock-f6f dang straight
LOL
This guy makes people laugh from the freaking soul. Even if you're one of those people who makes an effort not to laugh, you'll laugh unwillingly. This guy has actually mastered comedy.
"I was okay with math, until we got up to addition!"
Really, really fun show. Enjoyed every minute.
10:50 love this guy! Was Scooby Doo the commissioner of education?
🤣🤣🤣
If only he said rommissioner 😂😂
"ARE YOU DENSE, its pronounced Denis"
Dennis
Na just liberals around work time on their cell phones. When they get home they watch Hyptno news. So they have no clue
@@colemanadamson5943 Dentist*
Or Glarb for short.
Dennis is one of the funniest guys on the planet. He is smart and skilled in the nuances of his craft.
probably the best full show i 've ever watched. Other guys have funny bits and pieces, but this guy made me cry all through his set. masterpiece
5 stars and a standing ovation from me 😂👏
I haven’t laughed this hard in years!. Thanks a bunch Dry Bar and Dennis. Cheers
This guy has me doubled over with laughter. Adorable and Super talented!
He and his brother are THE two funniest guys ever!!
What!? Who's his brother?
@@davidretondo2871 Brian Regan
@@davidretondo2871 You need to watch a Brian Regan video asap. Lol he's more animated and overall one of the best to ever do it. Seriously, stop reading this and go watch a Brian Regan special you will not regret it.
His voice is just epic! That makes this set even better!
that school bit was horrendously relatable
"Terry got one percent. We started calling Terry, the Brain" lol
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Hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It would love to go to a family get together with him and Brian. One big laugh fest.
I love his sense of humour , very cunning
It’s really awesome how you can see so much of his brother in this guys stand up. Brian Regan has such a similar delivery. It’s probably where he got his perspective from in the beginning.
I didn't know he had a brother. Now I will be looking for the brother
I'm a huge comedy fan and this is the most I've laughed in ages at any stand-up - I knew Brian had a brother but I didn't know he completely crushed it like Dennis does!!
I knew this guy seemed TOO much like Brian Regan. of course its his brother. clean innocent funny relatable jokes.
Wolfy2821 really?! I was wondering that as soon as I heard his voice. That’s crazy. They’re both funny.
"Well I don't know, and now I'd like to learn it."
😂😂😂
One of the best nights of my life...the Ontario California improv. The opener was this guy Dennis Regan and who does he hand the mike off to after he was done and killed it but no other than Brian Regan. Guys. I want to thank you for doing what you do so well and I want to thank you for the health that I enjoyed because I laughed so freaking hard that night at your stuff. Keep going another 50-100 years both of you!
Very funny clean comedy. He had me laughing out loud.
90% of dry bar comedians are hilarious I appreciate 100% of them
10:50. "Reading, riting, rithmatic, rocial rudies, ristory & reography".
Hilarious!
Dennis Regan, The Best and truly the most ‘Clean delivery of comedic humor’ ever👏👏👏👏👏👏😍 more please 😉