Failing Out Of Kindergarten. Dennis Regan - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2019
  • If you think failing out of kindergarten is hard, you haven't met Dennis Regan yet! We hope you enjoy this full comedy special from Dennis Regan filmed live at Dry Bar Comedy. If you would like to see more comedy specials, they are available for free right now on the Dry Bar Comedy App, available on all iOS and Android devices.
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Комментарии • 3 тыс.

  • @stevesingkofer8879
    @stevesingkofer8879 2 года назад +893

    What I absolutely loved was the fact that a 60+ year old man was rocking a place filled with college-aged kids. It took him a minute to get started, but once he had the crowd, he had them for the rest of the gig. Perfection! Congratulations, Glarbsttentenford!

    • @justdev8965
      @justdev8965 2 года назад +11

      LoL

    • @barrett5540
      @barrett5540 2 года назад +26

      I’m impressed you remembered Glarb’s whole name🤣😁👍

    • @doaver2.125
      @doaver2.125 2 года назад +24

      Sometime I feel like I should be offended being that I am 61 years old. What are you saying, we're too old to be funny? What, people 60 and over not interested?
      Lol

    • @MDAdams72668
      @MDAdams72668 2 года назад +21

      @@doaver2.125 LOL if you are over 50 and still worrying about what others as about you YOU have MISSED the ride

    • @queenjoss4417
      @queenjoss4417 Год назад +13

      Really impressive, it shows he has the natural talent for comedy.

  • @MrTeriffix
    @MrTeriffix 3 года назад +649

    Looking out the window in math class for a couple minutes and then you try to come back but your lost forever man that’s so relatable

    • @celticphoenix2579
      @celticphoenix2579 2 года назад +22

      I once had a fluke miracle in math class somewhere around fifth grade. I was watching a bird build a nest outside and not paying attention at all when my teacher called on me with a question. I whipped around, blurted an answer and nearly fell off my chair when it was the right answer. She was just as shocked lol

    • @becca318
      @becca318 2 года назад +6

      @@celticphoenix2579 .. 🤣 Would have been fun to watch that happen!

    • @donnajohnson3334
      @donnajohnson3334 2 года назад +9

      Been there. Invented that . L0L
      I actually fell asleep in math class. Dreamt the ties on my sleeves that tickled me was a spider. I awoke whacking at my arm furiously with my other hand. The teacher asked "What was it?!" and I blurted out "Spider !!". People scrambled out of their seats and they organized a full scale search. I soon realized what had happened, but they were asking me "What color was it, where did it go ?" I was embarrassed !.

    • @windoffire7462
      @windoffire7462 2 года назад +3

      *you're*

    • @thetaekwondoe3887
      @thetaekwondoe3887 2 года назад +6

      @@donnajohnson3334 Forget that, you play that out. "Black...with 7 legs! I think it went under there..." 20 mins of class conveniently wasted. You would've been a hero!

  • @joeyd4364
    @joeyd4364 3 года назад +695

    Both Dennis and Brian prove that they can be clean and hilarious.

    • @jaykaslo
      @jaykaslo 3 года назад +25

      Are they brothers??

    • @j.ochsenreiter
      @j.ochsenreiter 3 года назад +6

      I didn't know he had a brother in comedy

    • @molonlabe9602
      @molonlabe9602 3 года назад +7

      Brad Upton too.

    • @MrPAULONEAL
      @MrPAULONEAL 3 года назад +12

      @@jaykaslo Yes

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 2 года назад +9

      Dry bar is pretty much that all the time. It's 99% clean...

  • @jessicaazzola6703
    @jessicaazzola6703 2 года назад +119

    Dennis is one of absolute favorite comedians. He’s hilarious! 🤣

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 4 года назад +652

    “We’ll try for partial credit here...” 🤣

  • @AM-xe4iq
    @AM-xe4iq 4 года назад +610

    I was only going to watch like 5 minutes of this just to check him out. 38 min later, I’m 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @oceanexploration
    @oceanexploration 2 года назад +79

    Brian Regan is our favorite comedian for over a decade and with about as many live performances in person. How we didn't know about Dennis until this day is absolutely mind-blowing!

  • @JoelB3
    @JoelB3 Год назад +60

    What a special!
    Incredible storytelling, jokes and delivery. This guy should absolutely be bigger than he is... as a name in comedy. Super entertaining and clever, combined with the persona and voice he has is the complete package..
    This is better than many many of the popular comics specials on the paid platforms.

  • @robbie41090
    @robbie41090 3 года назад +652

    Not only is he a phenomenal comedian, but I love the sound of his voice. He should do books on tape.

    • @stevenboxleitner4612
      @stevenboxleitner4612 2 года назад +10

      I think he sounds like Garfield the Cat in the best possible way LOL

    • @Nellsbells79
      @Nellsbells79 2 года назад +1

      Omg yes

    • @barrett5540
      @barrett5540 2 года назад +3

      I totally agree with you.
      I love Glarb’s voice & his cadence. He’s so funny 😆

    • @magnificenttrash525
      @magnificenttrash525 2 года назад +1

      @@stevenboxleitner4612 glad to know im not the only one

    • @stevenboxleitner4612
      @stevenboxleitner4612 2 года назад

      @@magnificenttrash525 HAHAHA same XD

  • @IronStaff7
    @IronStaff7 4 года назад +1491

    God, this guy's school jokes are so relatable.

    • @imman0328
      @imman0328 4 года назад +28

      look up "brian regan cup of dirt" lol. Also, they're brothers.

    • @AdultThirdCultureKid1971
      @AdultThirdCultureKid1971 4 года назад +3

      I know, right!

    • @jasonmartin9530
      @jasonmartin9530 4 года назад +16

      yes, the little details about taking apart your pen and playing with the spring, watching birds out the window, very relatable and endearing, and great embellishments for the jokes

    • @im1who84u
      @im1who84u 4 года назад +19

      I was cheating during a test and my teacher looked at me and said,
      I hope I didn't see you cheating.
      And I said, I hope you didn't see me either.

    • @randomcrusader5632
      @randomcrusader5632 4 года назад +7

      Them calling their friend the brain after he got a 1% really got me

  • @ahjmoreto
    @ahjmoreto 3 года назад +164

    "Terry got one percent. We started calling Terry, the Brain" lol

  • @user-or1ye3iz6d
    @user-or1ye3iz6d 2 года назад +19

    Can you even imagine how funny it must've been hanging around these 2 Regan brothers growing up?? I wish we were friends. 😂

  • @m.haynes
    @m.haynes 4 года назад +1897

    “If I can get out five minutes early, I’ll convert to pedestrianism” 😂

  • @alisha73108
    @alisha73108 4 года назад +1636

    He needs a Netflix special...I laughed the entire time nonstop

    • @darlenetillie
      @darlenetillie 4 года назад +29

      Seriously..he does..super funny

    • @catc6050
      @catc6050 4 года назад +9

      I agree!

    • @MrAlphaDale
      @MrAlphaDale 4 года назад +22

      Failing out of kindergarden - Glarbstintonford - Netflix Special

    • @JUST-UK-JAY
      @JUST-UK-JAY 4 года назад +5

      I'm drooling the entire time I look at the picture you have !

    • @thatsyaboi8185
      @thatsyaboi8185 4 года назад +2

      He already has one... it’s called Garfield, cause he sounds like Garfield

  • @genevawilkerson4245
    @genevawilkerson4245 10 месяцев назад +41

    I’ve watched this routine so many times and it always makes me laugh. It’s so true.

    • @michaelgoble8200
      @michaelgoble8200 9 месяцев назад +3

      I think he is funnier than his brother. I have watched this routine several times.

  • @margaretimmel1139
    @margaretimmel1139 3 года назад +42

    As a retired educator, I find this completely hilarious!

  • @spacemama
    @spacemama 4 года назад +75

    "Sometimes I tamper." Never a more honest statement ever uttered.

  • @Metalheadmike1211
    @Metalheadmike1211 3 года назад +2029

    The comedians on dry bar are too good for Netflix.

    • @charleneblack2792
      @charleneblack2792 3 года назад +162

      I didn't know they still made comedians who didn't need to use absolutely disgusting material or talk about race and politics. Dry Bar is a breath of fresh air.

    • @cUser691
      @cUser691 3 года назад +59

      @@charleneblack2792 Agree w / you ...the constant f-bombs from some comedy shows =a put off &unnecessary . This set was clever, well-paced , clean fun -[retail pricing, goofing on classes, Shakespeare]

    • @jaydenmatthews4656
      @jaydenmatthews4656 3 года назад +44

      I haven't found one bad comedian from this channel

    • @jeevesgeech6836
      @jeevesgeech6836 3 года назад +34

      @@charleneblack2792 comedy is subjective, I love Dave Chapelle and Bill Burr however I understand why some may not like them I'm not saying clean cant be funny I'm just saying you can enjoy both or neither. I just don't like people who get offended at a joke whether its racist or not PC cause its just a joke that's the point

    • @Andyhoffman98
      @Andyhoffman98 3 года назад +10

      @@charleneblack2792 comedy is subjective.

  • @ashley5130
    @ashley5130 Год назад +15

    This guy is very funny NEEDS a Netflix special. He's actually very original and relatable absolute quality!

  • @jlrutube1312
    @jlrutube1312 2 года назад +16

    This is the best comedian I have ever heard in my 63 years on this planet. Not kidding.

  • @constructapex2021
    @constructapex2021 4 года назад +608

    "I took algebra 1 three times, thats addition"

    • @PepsiFuture
      @PepsiFuture 4 года назад +16

      construct apex technically multiplication

    • @AdultThirdCultureKid1971
      @AdultThirdCultureKid1971 4 года назад

      XD

    • @softgoodsint
      @softgoodsint 4 года назад +14

      French for me - I tell people I took three years of French, without adding that it was French 1 each time. By the end of the 3rd time through, I believe the teacher just shook her head and thought enough was enough and passed me anyway ... merci, mon cher professeur (never mind that it came around later in life that i needed it, oops)

    • @suzannecooke2055
      @suzannecooke2055 4 года назад +3

      ME TOO!!! Then they passed me on to calculus.

    • @josiahstyer1527
      @josiahstyer1527 3 года назад +4

      It's not alegbra, it's Alaphetbra. y=mx+b or Ax+By=C or A^2+B^2=C^2

  • @BRONCOBOY7575
    @BRONCOBOY7575 4 года назад +278

    “Do you want to be trampled or ejected” 😂😂😂😂

    • @krenwregget7667
      @krenwregget7667 3 года назад +11

      "yeah, he's dead. Not only is he dead, he's in the way." hahahahaha

    • @Watchingthesim
      @Watchingthesim 3 года назад +2

      His humour makes him quite attractive seeing his probably 54

    • @maryandwalterkeckich6219
      @maryandwalterkeckich6219 3 года назад

      @@krenwregget7667 was my first

  • @someguy7258
    @someguy7258 2 года назад +16

    It took me like an hour and a half of replaying the section of the video where he says the smart question for the college professors using all the $20 words but I actually memorized it word for word! That was like 6 months ago and I can still recite it perfectly every time. That was probably one of my favorite parts! What is really hilarious is that if you start defining all of those words, it is actually a legitimate question that is coherent and not just a jumble of fancy words that don't go together.

  • @RamblinAround
    @RamblinAround 2 года назад +234

    Dennis is every bit as hilarious as Brian. Great delivery.

    • @LesbianMermaid
      @LesbianMermaid 2 года назад +15

      I couldn’t figure out why he looked and sounded so close to Brian until I finally looked at the name and was like OH MY GOD OF COURSE ITS HIS BROTHER!! Came to comments for verification and found this comment first. 😂 I found Brian with my mom and we watched his “I walked on the moon” special and laughed so hard we cried and our sides hurt! so glad to find that his brother does comedy too!

    • @carmonaragorn
      @carmonaragorn 2 года назад +5

      ​@@LesbianMermaid same. nice childhood they must have had.

    • @carmonaragorn
      @carmonaragorn 2 года назад +2

      @hayleyhellums now i remember a tale from Brian, they had to eat within 15 siblings jajajj

    • @1MegaBubble
      @1MegaBubble 2 года назад +6

      When I saw his last name I was thinking, "I wonder if..." but as soon as he started talking I was like "Oh yeah, this guy is _definitely_ related to Brian Regan"

    • @feiruzasaad7824
      @feiruzasaad7824 2 года назад +1

      @@LesbianMermaid ⁰

  • @relaxjaxx4167
    @relaxjaxx4167 4 года назад +1644

    “My dad had a reversible belt, I remember one side was brown and the other side was a whip”. 😂

    • @MadNotAngry
      @MadNotAngry 4 года назад +40

      Boomers are the last generation that can relate to that 'joke'.

    • @5PercentTint
      @5PercentTint 4 года назад +44

      @@MadNotAngry not a boomer but my mom used a 1lb jump rope

    • @Zuhfnyr
      @Zuhfnyr 4 года назад +35

      @@MadNotAngry my man you sure don't know about the world outside of West if ya think that

    • @rishijusia3050
      @rishijusia3050 4 года назад +30

      @@MadNotAngry Western white people*
      The rest of the world still pulls out the belt.

    • @OneWhoDreamsAwake
      @OneWhoDreamsAwake 4 года назад +34

      I live in the south. We still have belts AND switches.
      For those of you not from the country, a switch is a long thin branch that you’re forced by your parent to pick out from the nearby underbrush to be hit in the legs/buttock area. I’ve only been switched once... I’ve had stupider cousins who kept getting in trouble and my mom and her siblings dealt with my grandpa.

  • @yoitsAndy1
    @yoitsAndy1 4 года назад +533

    "No, I'm Catholic, but if it gets me outta here 5 minutes early I'll convert to pedestrianism!" lol

    • @1969cmp
      @1969cmp 3 года назад

      ....brilliant.😁😂🤣

    • @em7pug26
      @em7pug26 3 года назад +5

      It’s honestly terrible how our nation favors one over the other. Disgusting.

    • @dillongage7628
      @dillongage7628 3 года назад +3

      @@em7pug26 is.... is this a joke?

    • @em7pug26
      @em7pug26 3 года назад +6

      @@dillongage7628 I’m so sorry, yes thats a joke..

    • @dillongage7628
      @dillongage7628 3 года назад +2

      @@em7pug26 okay no worries I'm probably just slow 😂😂😂 I just can never tell when its about religion anymore. Some people are really that crazy.

  • @lisasmith7474
    @lisasmith7474 Год назад +13

    Hands down the most convoluted question to a teacher ever!! 🤣🤣
    I bet the teacher looked out the window and got lost before the end.
    Yeah teacher , now you know how kids feel.

  • @buckbuchanan4902
    @buckbuchanan4902 2 года назад +29

    There is nothing better than a great comedian who just nails a performance! And I love seeing the older folks do comedy, because like me, they have lived through a lot of stuff and needed a good sense of humor to not loose their minds!

  • @randyporter3491
    @randyporter3491 4 года назад +411

    “Glarbsttentonford" the FUNNIEST thing anyone has come up with yet. That’s brilliant ! 🤣😂

    • @bahayesilyurt1510
      @bahayesilyurt1510 4 года назад +15

      *Glarbsttentonford

    • @randyporter3491
      @randyporter3491 4 года назад +19

      Gary McMichael I'm guessing your short list of friend(s) just fight to hang out with you and your magnetic sense of humor. Find something more fitting to your superior intellect, like channels that feature multi-car pile ups or fatal plane crashes. Dude, you are a joy, but we all marvel at your mental prowess.

    • @jewellvaughn610
      @jewellvaughn610 4 года назад +8

      @Gary McMichael bro let other people enjoy it please........

    • @randyporter3491
      @randyporter3491 4 года назад +6

      Gary McMichael - And now I see you are attacking Phoenix, for his "constructive criticism". Apparently you believe that you have an obligation to criticize and that your every word is "constructive". Yet when Phoenix critiques YOU, it's no longer "constructive" or acceptable. You think a lot more of yourself and your definitive opinions, than anyone else does, which is evidenced by the fact that you have yet to get the coveted "thumbs-up" you desperately seek. We realize that we are all expected to be grateful to you, for sharing your wisdom and insight. We realize that scribes likely record you're very utterance, so future generations of "mindless morons" may benefit from your teachings. But just when you almost had everyone in awe of your superior intellect, you spout your most inspiring and "constructive" creation to date... "Toughen up Buttercup" and blew it !
      So, you can lose the messiah complex now, no one looks up to you. You say nothing constructive to anyone, you simply enjoy criticizing everyone. Then, as a final directive, you hurl a favorite cliche' of every 3rd grader, "Toughen up Buttercup" at Phoenix. That's deep. And WE are the mindless morons and snowflakes ?? LMAO !!

    • @jewellvaughn610
      @jewellvaughn610 4 года назад +1

      @Gary McMichael your a funny guy! But I am sure as hell not a snowflake! I just dont like when people feel the need to "hate" on something when they could have just stopped watching it. I was not trying to seem rude or "snowflakey". I am a female btw. I realize that it was constructed criticism and I would like to let you know that he probably doesnt even see these comments so what's the point of posting them?

  • @melkmelo8448
    @melkmelo8448 4 года назад +472

    This is proof that not being school smart does not make someone dumb😂 This guy's a comic genius!

    • @UltraSuperDuperFreak
      @UltraSuperDuperFreak 2 года назад +6

      School makes you wise, it gives you wisdom (knowledge). Nothing to do with being smart or dumb. Being smart only makes it easier learning the wisdom.

    • @TuongNguyen-te8zy
      @TuongNguyen-te8zy 2 года назад +28

      @@UltraSuperDuperFreak if you could get wisdom from school. they would shut it down

    • @snowlmaoo
      @snowlmaoo 2 года назад +1

      @@TuongNguyen-te8zy fax

    • @marionholtzmann6872
      @marionholtzmann6872 2 года назад

      Right? Right!

    • @magiccarpetrider4594
      @magiccarpetrider4594 Год назад +3

      @@UltraSuperDuperFreak wisdom ≠ knowledge

  • @constancewest4896
    @constancewest4896 Год назад +17

    I just can't get enough of this fella! I didn't think anything could even get a smile from me today and yet here I sit with sore ribs from laughing so hard.
    Fantastic comedy!

  • @MaryRosebud
    @MaryRosebud 2 года назад +47

    I laughed till I cried! And I was an A student! But he got me. He described my school situation perfectly

  • @JCSAXON
    @JCSAXON 4 года назад +297

    The Regan brothers are too brilliant to pass for complete idiots in school! Outstanding performance

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 4 года назад +26

      Brian has the best I sucked at school routine! "1 box, 2 boxen. . ."

    • @kingstonnine2393
      @kingstonnine2393 4 года назад +17

      @Beau Primeaux I just discovered Dennis today ... I thought, ''This has to be Brian's brother'' ... love 'em both

    • @jdunnatl
      @jdunnatl 4 года назад +10

      @Brian Bandura When was the last decade that you saw Brian? 😉

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 4 года назад +3

      I'm sure they're exaggerating/using a little artistic license for comedic effect like most comedians, lol.

    • @jimibones178
      @jimibones178 2 года назад +3

      "He's wasting so much potential" is a phrase I'm sure they heard a lot

  • @marciaprideaux3163
    @marciaprideaux3163 3 года назад +506

    This, from his Wikipedia page, makes me think he wrote it himself: "He is also a well-known connoisseur of pickles. Dennis likes all kinds of pickles, from bread and butter to dill." LOL!

    • @RaininMortars
      @RaininMortars 3 года назад +38

      Sounds like he's gotten himself into a pickle

    • @RV1701
      @RV1701 3 года назад +16

      He did say he tampers...

    • @joncarbone
      @joncarbone 3 года назад +8

      My gf don’t like pickles. I don’t understand her.

    • @theoneandonlyowl3764
      @theoneandonlyowl3764 3 года назад +7

      That just highlights the integrity of Wikipedia... particularly the important pages, that you think are gospel.

    • @bernieweber4663
      @bernieweber4663 3 года назад +1

      @@RV1701 so he tamps in pickles then?

  • @zincyellowmach1523
    @zincyellowmach1523 5 месяцев назад +2

    His voice is just epic! That makes this set even better!

  • @steveng4596
    @steveng4596 2 года назад +19

    I found this a couple weeks ago and it is my go to laugh at least once a day. The voice, the facial expressions, the timing, the material and the mannerisms.

  • @jakeedgell591
    @jakeedgell591 4 года назад +58

    It's like my motorcycle safety course instructor said on the subject of stupid questions, "If you ask a stupid question, we won't make fun of you, but we WILL tell the next class about it and have a laugh." That stuck with me through that whole course.

  • @huala
    @huala 4 года назад +175

    Accidentally clicked on this, so glad I kept watching

  • @sandykelting9548
    @sandykelting9548 2 года назад +7

    I now have a headache, sore(non-existent) tummy muscles, and red eyes from tears. I've not felt this good in a looonnngg time!!!! You are amazingly funny! Please spread your "contagion" . The world needs to remember its sixth sense - HUMOR🤪!

  • @spiritualwisdom515
    @spiritualwisdom515 Год назад +8

    I always crack up at the people in the crowd laughing there's always one or two who laugh louder and harder than the rest

  • @matthewstewart3133
    @matthewstewart3133 3 года назад +282

    I think this is the funniest person on dry bar. Need more Dennis!

    • @mickib1592
      @mickib1592 3 года назад +12

      Then check out his channel, That Darn Dennis. Some videos of other stand-up gigs, but more thematic vids about various topics. My faves are "Self Propelled"; 'The Haven" (his hilarious take on Poe's "The Raven") and more. Enjoy!

    • @michaelwargo5301
      @michaelwargo5301 3 года назад +3

      @@mickib1592 check out his brother Brian..." Brian Regan ".... Non stop til you cry.... awesome

    • @mickib1592
      @mickib1592 3 года назад +3

      @@michaelwargo5301 Way ahead of you, bruh! Seen Brian 15 times since 2008 and - bliss!, three of those times Dennis opened! Best of all, they are both as cool, sweet and genuine in real life as on stage. The real deals!! "Happy 8 Day!" 👍

    • @katydid2k
      @katydid2k 2 года назад +1

      Agreed: hilarious.

    • @franchardim325
      @franchardim325 2 года назад +6

      I worked with Dennis at Eastern airlines. We were skycaps at Miami airport. He was funny then too!

  • @FLATearthGARY
    @FLATearthGARY 4 года назад +136

    We went to go see his brother, Brian Regan, and Dennis opened for him. Dennis was such a good opener our belly’s and faces hurt so bad from laughing so hard we were exhausted before Brian even entered the stage!
    Best show ever!

    • @Tis-I
      @Tis-I 3 года назад +2

      I knew he was related to Brian

    • @tonyak2446
      @tonyak2446 3 года назад

      I thought his last name sounded familiar. Both are hilarious

    • @shilohauraable
      @shilohauraable 3 года назад +5

      Their poor mother! I hope she believed in prayer! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @poshdelux
      @poshdelux 3 года назад +4

      wow crazy , im watching this guy thinking he reminds me of someone ... I had no idea he is Brians brother!!!! I love Brian

  • @kitty10141
    @kitty10141 2 года назад +6

    Anyone else watching for the umpteenth time?

  • @lordoftheflings
    @lordoftheflings 2 года назад +5

    ah man, its rare that i come across a comedian that I actually find funny and am laughing nonstop to. Bravo ol' chap!

  • @floridausa6142
    @floridausa6142 4 года назад +120

    I like the way he moves on fast with his different jokes. He's great .

    • @sarasweightlossjourney1432
      @sarasweightlossjourney1432 2 года назад

      Love your name !!!
      Lived in Florida my whole life

    • @suttercane6718
      @suttercane6718 Год назад

      @@sarasweightlossjourney1432 love YOUR name for never having to be on that journey.

  • @minggnim
    @minggnim 3 года назад +185

    "Well I don't know, and now I'd like to learn it."

  • @mistiinseattle
    @mistiinseattle Год назад +8

    Finally a funny, great comedian who keeps it clean!

  • @LavenderMutti1234
    @LavenderMutti1234 2 года назад +20

    One of the best, for sure!! Great delivery and some really clever material!! He says he wasn’t good in school, but his brilliance shines through!

  • @HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP
    @HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP 3 года назад +245

    Awesome, clean, intelligent comedy.
    No Racial slurs, no foul language necessary.
    There's plenty of that nowadays.

    • @Itsrunzo
      @Itsrunzo 2 года назад +2

      Where have you seen a comedian say a racial slur

    • @HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP
      @HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP 2 года назад

      @@Itsrunzo Tony Hinchcliffe, Michael Richards, most POC think nothing of screaming N-word, Whitey this & that. (Yea, I know, Whites aren't supposed to/allowed to be offended by slurring their Color)

    • @dsrsp
      @dsrsp Год назад +7

      Why you people care so much about that in the US?

    • @godsepicgamer3825
      @godsepicgamer3825 Год назад +4

      @@dsrsp because 1 lots of parents will turn it off if they hear that and 2 it gets super annoying and toxic fast

    • @themonge15
      @themonge15 Год назад +3

      I love Eddie Griffin and I love The Regan brothers. They grew up different, so their language will be different. Many times they may say they the same thing. If it makes you genuinely laugh, I'm for it.

  • @jettingspeed8750
    @jettingspeed8750 4 года назад +374

    "ARE YOU DENSE, its pronounced Denis"

    • @colemanadamson5943
      @colemanadamson5943 3 года назад +12

      Dennis

    • @snowman374th
      @snowman374th 3 года назад +2

      Na just liberals around work time on their cell phones. When they get home they watch Hyptno news. So they have no clue

    • @InfinityReptar
      @InfinityReptar 3 года назад +3

      @@colemanadamson5943 Dentist*

    • @bernieweber4663
      @bernieweber4663 3 года назад +1

      Or Glarb for short.

  • @kapirk2244
    @kapirk2244 Год назад +10

    Really, really fun show. Enjoyed every minute.

  • @Julie1988HI
    @Julie1988HI Год назад +3

    10:50. "Reading, riting, rithmatic, rocial rudies, ristory & reography".
    Hilarious!

  • @madamejb4057
    @madamejb4057 4 года назад +155

    "I was okay with math, until we got up to addition!"

  • @leobasketcase2986
    @leobasketcase2986 4 года назад +356

    “Brian, what’s the plural form of moose?”
    “.........MOOSEN!”
    Love the Regans lol

    • @jordanadams7475
      @jordanadams7475 4 года назад +9

      Boxen

    • @kellingc
      @kellingc 4 года назад +6

      I think Brian was saying that each profession had two of them. Two teachers, two doctors, two comedians, and I forgit the other profession

    • @coinbuyer-8605
      @coinbuyer-8605 4 года назад +2

      So the plural of pers is person?

    • @lenaely6146
      @lenaely6146 3 года назад +4

      Meese?

    • @daisywutkee8205
      @daisywutkee8205 3 года назад +17

      I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE SOUNDS LIKE BRIAN REGAN THIS WHOLE TIME!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!

  • @LowellAlexander-lu6dp
    @LowellAlexander-lu6dp Год назад +7

    Dennis is one of the funniest guys on the planet. He is smart and skilled in the nuances of his craft.

  • @darwest8833
    @darwest8833 2 года назад +7

    Dennis, please, please, please, I beg of you DO MORE OF THESE!!! , you are funnier than just about anyone ( next to JGaff ) and clean too!!! God bless you my friend.

  • @fonyterguson562
    @fonyterguson562 3 года назад +34

    “Is that what this is?? I thought I forgot how to read.”
    I love this guy.

  • @jennifertung5381
    @jennifertung5381 4 года назад +41

    Saw him in Albany a few years ago with his brother. My kids were falling out of their chairs laughing. Good for the whole family.

  • @daisho509
    @daisho509 2 года назад +11

    Can't believe this man unearthed memories of me zoning out in class and snapping back in once I realized everyone else had a different subject book open than I did lmao
    This man is a living embodiment of what my brain went through in school

  • @theskinny111
    @theskinny111 2 года назад +2

    Thanks! I hope this goes directly to Dennis! Great job!

  • @225kristent
    @225kristent 4 года назад +70

    I saw Brian, Dennis's brother live once, I thought I was going to wet myself I was laughing so hard. Seems this family just has a knack for finding the real world hilarious

    • @peteroz7332
      @peteroz7332 3 года назад +7

      imagine their family reunions or holidays 🤣🙃🙂😂😂🤯👍👍

  • @JayHazel101
    @JayHazel101 4 года назад +109

    That college professor "no dumb question" and the 3 R's scheme really killed me, I love this guy. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣

    • @valeriadelrio-rodriguez4953
      @valeriadelrio-rodriguez4953 4 года назад +5

      Yea the college professor joke was hilarious. Thats something i learned in college when writing papers. Just sound smart lol

    • @user-ne4nz6hx2t
      @user-ne4nz6hx2t 3 года назад +2

      3 r’s had me in tears

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 3 года назад +5

      _Who'd they make commissioner of education? Scooby Doo?_

    • @scrapefrenzy
      @scrapefrenzy 3 года назад

      Best part, I was laughing like a crazy person at work...🤣🤣💀💀

  • @overrooftops
    @overrooftops 3 года назад +11

    When I learned Brian Regan's brother does comedy, I thought Dennis was just using his famous brother to get gigs. Then I watched this, and it cracked me up. Funny material and nice delivery.
    Nice job, Dennis!

  • @oamadave
    @oamadave Год назад +6

    I'm a huge comedy fan and this is the most I've laughed in ages at any stand-up - I knew Brian had a brother but I didn't know he completely crushed it like Dennis does!!

  • @tolfan4438
    @tolfan4438 4 года назад +240

    I really wanted to hear the second part of that question

    • @thomasalias8492
      @thomasalias8492 4 года назад +25

      The 2nd part is "can a 12 year old boy get pregnant from reading comicbooks?"

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 4 года назад +6

      @@thomasalias8492 "Comic books"? So that's what they're calling em now? um, no. But you can go blind.

    • @dionlindsay2
      @dionlindsay2 4 года назад +6

      @@geraldfrost4710 Only if you poke yourself in the eye while doing it, which would be either a serious worry or a great gift.

    • @Ludifant
      @Ludifant 4 года назад +13

      For the second part, I´d go with:
      "Given this dichotomy, would you be able to postulate these tasks without reference to any explicit concrete frameworks or different philosophical perspective given how morality is structured and conceived, because it has a significantly non-reductive interpretation of a largely counterfactual/moral frame, if there cannot be such a thing as a "quid pro quo complexification" because any given quid pro quo is the consequence of something else. So, any "untenable" agreement may actually be a quid pro quo complexification. One might argue, based on the metaphysic of the context of higher and lower imperatives, permissiveness and context play a great role in constructing generalized (or indeed predicative) frameworks for precisely this matter. In this regard, for what purposes does permissiveness or context serve the case of a person with disordered affective dispositions?"
      The answers to the first question would be "no" and "yes" respectively.
      And then if I were the proffessor, I would answer the second part with:
      "This is not a priori possible. The problem with claiming that some indication is adequate is that we know intentional action has been known to effectuate a disjunction of the intendant's mind from the resultant mental state, and can therefore not resolve into the desired state of "postulatedness" for any proposed meta-solution! Note that this WILL NOW BE ON THE TEST in a different form! So thank you very much, young man, for that insightfull question and some much needed inspiration for the upcoming, unexpected pop-quiz..."
      Bring it on... Word salad is my favourite dish.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 4 года назад +5

      @@Ludifant translation: "Would you like fries with that?"

  • @sorrenpeak4870
    @sorrenpeak4870 4 года назад +23

    This guy is a trip. His delivery is amazing. Whenever he leads into a particularly funny joke and his voice cracks because he's trying not to make himself laugh. This guy's pure gold.

  • @peggygallagher5802
    @peggygallagher5802 Год назад +4

    Dennis Regan is a Comedic Legend!!! Always loved his humor! 💜

  • @Sissalu
    @Sissalu Год назад +13

    I really wish Dennis and Brian would do a brothers' special... I'd go see them live to watch them banter back and forth about family stories!

  • @Scubadog_
    @Scubadog_ 4 года назад +64

    that school bit was horrendously relatable

  • @vladpandur1274
    @vladpandur1274 4 года назад +37

    I'd love to hear the kind of conversations Dennis and Brian Regan would have had growing up!

  • @TimJBucci
    @TimJBucci 3 года назад +4

    Dennis Regan is the funniest comic I've seen on Dry Bar Comedy.

  • @michaelrief4424
    @michaelrief4424 Год назад +6

    I remember kindergarten. I was having a terrific time playing in the park and swimming in the pool and the next thing I knew I was sitting next to a bunch of goofy kids trying to stay awake because it was held during our normal nap time.
    I even at 77 remember our teachers name--Mrs. Blackburn. She was very sweet but I remember one day when one of the kids had a rear-end accident and the smell was simply horrible. She walked up and down the aisle trying to determine who was the culprit but nobody was caught. So somebody went home that day and their Mom had to deal with the mess.

  • @joshriver75
    @joshriver75 4 года назад +53

    Thanksgivings at the Regan household would be a really good time!

  • @Joshuaeway03
    @Joshuaeway03 4 года назад +49

    That Math part looking out the window and coming back and being lost forever haha

  • @cherie6970
    @cherie6970 Год назад +9

    😆 I love Dennis's Humor!💚He is Hysterical!💚
    From the Start-I could not stop laughing!👏Listening for the 2nd time tonight,So fun! His situations are very relatable😁.And I think the fluctuations in his voice add to his hilarity!👍👍👍Rock on Dennis, You're a Gem!👏👏👏

  • @hazmania4794
    @hazmania4794 3 года назад +6

    Comedy gold. Had to pause the video several times because I was laughing too hard to breathe.

  • @sarahfoley2746
    @sarahfoley2746 4 года назад +37

    I was CRYING laughing by the end of this video 😂 Someone get this man a Netflix special ASAP

  • @sunnybgk9374
    @sunnybgk9374 4 года назад +1288

    Those 1.3k dislikes are the people who failed kindergarten.

    • @sunnybgk9374
      @sunnybgk9374 3 года назад +10

      Research And Confirm yep..

    • @kimberlyjones5015
      @kimberlyjones5015 3 года назад +10

      No kindergarten-straight to first grade
      Y’all are cheaters

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 3 года назад +8

      😆😆 Yeah, I couldn't pass the kindergarten entrance exam. I couldn't understand what "1 + 1" means

    • @Borrowed_Rowboat
      @Borrowed_Rowboat 3 года назад +11

      They might be tired of American anti-intellectualism. Regan's whole schtick is to create a safe zone for idle, self-satisfied ignorance by poking fun at his own and eliciting laughs from others of his ilk. The laughs of his audience are charged with gratitude and relieved acknowledgement.

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 3 года назад +15

      @@Borrowed_Rowboat So a large share of those dislikes are mostly college academicians. People who spend their time studying & writing abstractions & theories. And when they're at "work" it's usually in an office cubicle 🎓

  • @xXG3TPWNEDXx
    @xXG3TPWNEDXx 2 года назад +2

    Thoroughly enjoyed this. Funny as hell.

  • @bh1422
    @bh1422 3 года назад +3

    "I was OK with Math until I got up to addition" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @jeanettaM194
    @jeanettaM194 4 года назад +175

    I’m sitting in bed with a pillow to shove my face into as a sound muffler. This is hilarious stuff. Dennis is so funny and I can relate since we are in the same age bracket. He delivers a fantastic performance. Best wishes!

    • @MylesGabriel
      @MylesGabriel 4 года назад +5

      Look for his brother's stand up...Brian Regan. These guys are hilarious...they should do a tour together.

    • @abhisohal4556
      @abhisohal4556 4 года назад +1

      @@MylesGabriel that would be great

    • @waynemitchell1076
      @waynemitchell1076 4 года назад +4

      @@MylesGabriel can you imagine what it would've been like being their parents when they were growing up?

    • @Junkman
      @Junkman 4 года назад +4

      I wish I could make a woman scream into her pillow

    • @teaguejelinek4038
      @teaguejelinek4038 4 года назад +2

      @@MylesGabriel I was just thinking of Brian as Im watching this video then I saw your comment that's awesome they're brothers I love Brian REGAN!!!!!!??

  • @garybrennan8391
    @garybrennan8391 4 года назад +153

    My cat has never seen me laugh like I just did.

    • @joeslater2390
      @joeslater2390 4 года назад +14

      Well your cat needs to work on its material....but i sure it will get better

    • @crystalpepsi415
      @crystalpepsi415 4 года назад +6

      My cat told me an offensive joke and I was very upset, until he told me he was only kitten, and then I felt better

    • @davidmunhofen7889
      @davidmunhofen7889 4 года назад +2

      @@joeslater2390 =0) Good One! (0=

    • @salmonella1073
      @salmonella1073 4 года назад

      Gary Brennan I've never seen your cat laugh like I just did either

  • @gitvin
    @gitvin 3 года назад +6

    I'd love to be a fly on the wall when the Regan family has a reunion. It must be hilarious.

  • @MatKa72
    @MatKa72 10 месяцев назад +8

    I was crying from laughter! 😂 He is a really great comedian! 🏆🥇

  • @maskedbeauty27
    @maskedbeauty27 4 года назад +303

    I’ve just started this video and this guy is already cracking me up!

    • @davedetroit6475
      @davedetroit6475 4 года назад +2

      If love him his brother is off the chart, Brian Regan.

    • @ataylor4489
      @ataylor4489 4 года назад +2

      Peed on myself twice. Only 4 minutes in...

    • @omegakrest
      @omegakrest 4 года назад +1

      dominique I bet you loved him by the end of the video, this guy is good 👍

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 4 года назад

      @@ataylor4489 uhh

  • @mcconvey12
    @mcconvey12 4 года назад +450

    When he says “ thing with math is you try to pay attention and then you look out the window for 2 minutes and you’re lost forever.” “No matter how hard you try you’ll never come back.” That’s high school math, only way you come back is if you have a smart girl friend or the teacher likes you enough to show you one on one

    • @madisonmiller4581
      @madisonmiller4581 4 года назад +11

      Exactly! I had a tutor. One on one instruction is the only thing that got me through math.

    • @elijah4606
      @elijah4606 4 года назад +17

      Can confirm. It happened to me in 4th grade with long division. Took me a week to catch up.

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 4 года назад +8

      For reasons too long to explain, I skipped grade 10 math. Not because I was that good. Just circumstances. Grade 11 math was rather daunting for the first half.

    • @danceswithcarsdc
      @danceswithcarsdc 4 года назад +6

      The real problem is
      girl was cute,
      can't think
      when the girls are cute,
      and I've got
      no chance
      with them either ...

    • @TheCount66
      @TheCount66 4 года назад +5

      Maths

  • @selinam8805
    @selinam8805 2 года назад +4

    “Come back after two minutes and your lost forever” 😂😂 yep!!
    Thanks so much for the nice clean humour and laughter! 😊

    • @606films9
      @606films9 2 года назад +1

      THIS WAS MOST RELATABLE THING SINCE MY LAST FAMILY REUNION

    • @selinam8805
      @selinam8805 2 года назад +1

      @@606films9 😂😂

  • @mozartbabe
    @mozartbabe 2 года назад +6

    Omg, I died laughing! Had me rollin'! Especially that two-part question joke🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CanadianArchaeologist
    @CanadianArchaeologist 4 года назад +84

    I've watched this guy before but he is so hilarious I had to watch again.

    • @Andrew102794
      @Andrew102794 4 года назад +5

      Same he kills me

    • @todaywefly4370
      @todaywefly4370 4 года назад +1

      This is my third random visit. Still giggling though.

  • @drumnut6757
    @drumnut6757 4 года назад +28

    I just wanna go to ONE Thanksgiving dinner at the Regans.

  • @melindahernandez8778
    @melindahernandez8778 2 года назад +5

    OMG, I'm sick with respiratory illness at this time, need a good laugh, without profanity, you gave me LOTS OF GOOD LAUGHS! Sooooo funny!!! THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!!!

    • @macethorns1168
      @macethorns1168 2 года назад

      Someone who says OMG is concerned about profanity? wtf?

  • @giirlchan
    @giirlchan Год назад +2

    He is hilarious!!

  • @gruuvygirl
    @gruuvygirl 4 года назад +150

    I'm at home with the coronavirus - feeling like crap and lonely in quarantine. You made me laugh for the first time in a looong time.
    Thank you.

    • @ChinoEyes1
      @ChinoEyes1 3 года назад +10

      I hope you recover fully and quickly.

    • @Tsadie1
      @Tsadie1 3 года назад +1

      Santiago Blanco : no response...not a good sign. 😱

    • @horsemumbler1
      @horsemumbler1 3 года назад +1

      RIP

    • @alayololslol5424
      @alayololslol5424 3 года назад +3

      I hope you’re doing better now

    • @roustabout583
      @roustabout583 3 года назад +2

      Hang in there Kathy!

  • @caroshah6175
    @caroshah6175 4 года назад +44

    “He was my study partner” 🤣🤣

  • @stephenwilliams9923
    @stephenwilliams9923 2 года назад +3

    I had a moment in math class where I was looking out the window, totally lost when the teacher in a demanding voice asked me "what did I just say? You even have a clue?" As I looked up and thinking I'm dead meat the school fire drill bells rang out. Truly, saved by the bell.

    • @sevensthricely2803
      @sevensthricely2803 Год назад

      That’s truly not what ‘saved by the bell’ actually means.

  • @angelikaDB
    @angelikaDB 9 месяцев назад +1

    Great lines, thank you for lighting up my day!

  • @ohmyblindman
    @ohmyblindman 4 года назад +60

    You know a guy is funny when the comments are funny as well.

  • @julie007ght
    @julie007ght 4 года назад +145

    10:50 love this guy! Was Scooby Doo the commissioner of education?

  • @DayeLaHookz
    @DayeLaHookz Год назад +4

    Okay, he's definitely funny. 1st comedian to make me spit out my drink 🤣

  • @bluedarky7065
    @bluedarky7065 2 года назад +2

    Brilliant mind. Your sarcasm is unmatched. Hilarious.