Hispanic Parenting Fails - Dennis Gaxiola - Full special

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2019
  • The Greatest Hispanic Parenting ever uses lots of examples, just ask Dennis Gaxiola. If you liked this comedy special from Dennis Gaxiola, you'll probably like our other comedy specials as well, and you can watch them for FREE right now on the Dry Bar Comedy App. Available now on all Android and iOS devices
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  • @Sakana_Ren
    @Sakana_Ren 4 года назад +2799

    Therapy: too expensive
    Comedy: worth every minute!

    • @itsaasdzani1455
      @itsaasdzani1455 3 года назад +34

      I do feel better🤣🥰👌🏾😊🧘🏾‍♀️

    • @kathleensorce8468
      @kathleensorce8468 3 года назад +22

      I really enjoy this guy. We are all imperfectly perfect! And I loved my 1965 Chevrolet Impala!

    • @sabrinafelber
      @sabrinafelber 3 года назад +14

      @@kathleensorce8468 I had a 1978 chevy impala station wagon! Loved that beast called her Bertha!

    • @jasminebolten3290
      @jasminebolten3290 3 года назад +8

      AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH!!!!!!!

    • @paperclips4113
      @paperclips4113 3 года назад +5

      (Sakana) Hell yeah, worth 20mgs of Lexipro!

  • @v.r.j5577
    @v.r.j5577 3 года назад +2492

    “If you outlive the Lord...”. This is going to be my new go-to line

  • @criticalmass5402
    @criticalmass5402 Год назад +55

    I love that he giggles at his own jokes. I get that. It's so cute.

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 7 месяцев назад +3

      He kind of reminds me of "Fluffy" Gabriel Iglesias. He gets tickled and giggles at his own jokes and it's kind of adorable.

  • @noahwilson3025
    @noahwilson3025 11 месяцев назад +106

    A good comedian tells good jokes, a great comedian makes you laugh at yourself and realize we are all pretty much the same. Dennis covers it all. Very funny man. Thanks Dennis, I laughed all the way through your show.

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 7 месяцев назад +6

      So true. I swear he could be talking about my Momma. I never got away with anything. I could get a whooping just for thinking about lying or being sneaky.
      My favorite aunt is from Mexico City and I always loved going to their house. She's funny but hot-blooded, especially towards my uncle. One time she was mad about something he did and he said the wrong thing to her. She grabbed him by his underwear and tore them off! It got really quiet, then we all burst out laughing at once and their argument was over. She spoke perfect English, but we knew if she raised her voice and started yelling at us heathen kids in Spanish... "RUN!!!"

  • @treygibson6372
    @treygibson6372 4 года назад +911

    "Grandpa, what do you think of the woman's right to choose?"
    "Mijo, everyone should wear choose". HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

  • @TubokNaey
    @TubokNaey 3 года назад +829

    "I called my uncle in Mexico and told him there's a new way to get in."
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @skinnydee1886
    @skinnydee1886 Год назад +15

    Dennis, you're very good; I laughed so much! Thank you 🙏❤️
    Btw, my parents were married for 77 years! The both of them passed away in 1998 and only 4 days apart; may God bless their souls 🙏 ❤

  • @ashleemurphy32
    @ashleemurphy32 2 года назад +58

    “She got a plaque, but you got a trophy.” Laughed out loud on that one!

  • @dawnploughman7486
    @dawnploughman7486 3 года назад +2475

    If you can be funny without having to be vulgar swearing or sexual banter etc. This is truly a comedian.

    • @lindathornburg242
      @lindathornburg242 3 года назад +62

      You got that right! I hate vulgar comedy!

    • @nikkimonique1555
      @nikkimonique1555 2 года назад +24

      What exactly had in mind, He's comedic genius.

    • @gaidenruben
      @gaidenruben 2 года назад +27

      All comedy is best

    • @elizekelly
      @elizekelly 2 года назад +18

      And that's funny to some people. The world is diverse. Even Shakespeare wrote to include the people who enjoyed that because he understood different things appeal to different people.

    • @YouTube_is_complete-total_shit
      @YouTube_is_complete-total_shit 2 года назад +15

      @@gaidenruben if its funny it's funny, only the audience can judge you. But if it ain't funny you can't call it comedy.... but this guy was hilarious 🤣

  • @Alwaysroses1
    @Alwaysroses1 4 года назад +954

    No profanity, no sexual innuendos. True comedic genius, from The Real Life.

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 3 года назад +14

      That's what dry comedy is

    • @eerie_blur
      @eerie_blur 3 года назад +1

      @@spongebobsquarepants8403 Only dry mouth Desiree too much spice 🥺Boy u sad

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 2 года назад +2

      @@eerie_blur go get some water, thirsty boy, this ain't my cup pf tea

    • @eerie_blur
      @eerie_blur 2 года назад +1

      @@spongebobsquarepants8403 🤦🏻‍♂ and This supposed to be the next generation

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 2 года назад +3

      @@eerie_blur yes, deal with it, you can call this real comedy if you want, I respect your opinion, but like I said, this isn't my cup of tea

  • @meme-hz1mq
    @meme-hz1mq 2 года назад +81

    That immigration officer joke had me CRACKING UP!!!

  • @everynewdayisablessing8509
    @everynewdayisablessing8509 2 года назад +54

    Don't get fooled by his calm demeanor and straight face, he's hysterical. He had a good crowd there. His jokes about race were excellent. I could definitely watch this again, very funny!

  • @mattienorml349
    @mattienorml349 3 года назад +1285

    "My name is Dennis, and I'm an alcoholic" Laughed so hard I teared up! :)

  • @xtinemanuel
    @xtinemanuel 4 года назад +1992

    This guy is honestly the calmest comedian ive seen, he talks so slow and calm but dang is he funny!!!;)

    • @lotusgrl444
      @lotusgrl444 4 года назад +14

      Very calm😁😂

    • @epdlp4506
      @epdlp4506 4 года назад +30

      That might be because he is Christian.

    • @freddiemontanez8461
      @freddiemontanez8461 4 года назад +14

      Xtine Manuel, I like the calmest ,slow easier to be get or understand the joke. I enjoyed.

    • @francescapowell1538
      @francescapowell1538 4 года назад +6

      Take it you’ve not watched Dave Chapelle lately!

    • @realkiller0
      @realkiller0 4 года назад +12

      He is a war veteran , probably that has something to do with it

  • @oiboy626
    @oiboy626 Год назад +92

    I just discovered this guy today! One of my new favorites for sure! Clean jokes that are actually funny! No cursing or talking smack for laughs. Straight 🔥

  • @carolinamoreno6647
    @carolinamoreno6647 2 года назад +52

    We're Colombians raising daughters in USA. Thank you for this great comedy we can watch in family. 😂😂😂

  • @eunicedeshps2773
    @eunicedeshps2773 3 года назад +377

    Custody battle. U take him.. No U take him. LMFAO. I'm still laughing.

    • @runningthunder6923
      @runningthunder6923 3 года назад +3

      Funniest 😂😂

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 3 года назад +7

      This actually happened in an apartment complex I lived in- when I moved in "Eric" gave me a card with his name and phone # on it, said " You're going to need THIS- I'M a bad kid!" Parents decided to divorce; case drug on because neither one wanted sole custody. I Think 🤔 it Was a Sad Situation for that boy 👦!

    • @m_christine1070
      @m_christine1070 2 года назад

      This was my family

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 2 года назад +2

      I have seen this over and over. Never gets old.

  • @rebeccagilstrap3507
    @rebeccagilstrap3507 4 года назад +1896

    Finally! Somebody called out the politically correct culture! We are equal but we are different. We have to accept that and accept the difference. Thank you!

    • @aprilsilvers381
      @aprilsilvers381 3 года назад +40

      Probably the best ever way to understand it

    • @GV80p
      @GV80p 3 года назад +63

      ...Not just to accept, but to learn to appreciate and celebrate. Would you rather be Tolerated or understoon and accepted? :)

    • @rebeccagilstrap3507
      @rebeccagilstrap3507 3 года назад +59

      @@GV80p I understand what you're saying but I don't care whether I'm appreciated or not as long as I can live my life without harming others and in turn not be harmed.

    • @christinekrmer258
      @christinekrmer258 3 года назад +19

      And we have to love each other and our differences 💚

    • @jeseniadelacruz
      @jeseniadelacruz 3 года назад +21

      @@christinekrmer258 have to? The one thing I have to do is pay taxes and be a good person. How I think and feel it’s my business. Besides that we all just have to respect each other. The rainbow it’s beautiful but it’s not the same color.

  • @that_auntceleste5848
    @that_auntceleste5848 Год назад +11

    The story about the hoopty is TRUTH!
    When I talk School in a rough area, I had a student who was asleep in the hatchback of the family's car when it got carjacked. Long story short, once the carjackers stopped the car the kid got away and the family got the car back pretty quickly because, in the kid's words, "it was one of those cars, one of those cars, you know, that you gotta push to start?" So yes, practical skills!

  • @erin9110
    @erin9110 2 года назад +37

    "You guys have flyers on the fridge". Lol this is true 😂

  • @angelphilbert
    @angelphilbert 3 года назад +269

    "My name is Dennis and I am an alcoholic. Oh oh, wrong group". I couldn't! Lol!

  • @ednamasa4543
    @ednamasa4543 4 года назад +875

    “When my youngest son was born he was already a uncle “🤣😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂 killing me softly

    • @mrfixit5620
      @mrfixit5620 4 года назад +19

      😂😂 I swear as soon as I started reading your comment that part came on lmao

    • @marygrech7644
      @marygrech7644 4 года назад +11

      My older brother is older then our younger unty

    • @moehashim8442
      @moehashim8442 4 года назад +4

      @@mrfixit5620 yo samee😂😂

    • @nachito5841
      @nachito5841 4 года назад +12

      Before I got married i already knew my kids were going to be uncles.

    • @drewbranch7700
      @drewbranch7700 4 года назад +3

      Edna Masa Even with Romano’s here in Europe 😂

  • @tedbundy5372
    @tedbundy5372 2 года назад +22

    12:28 "Are Jew a Jew S citizen?"
    Hahahaha.
    I couldn't stop laughing. That was so funny.

  • @Dmtraylor
    @Dmtraylor 2 года назад +27

    Omg!!!! I love this guy! He is hilarious. I died at “ It’s a do it yourself kit” 💀😂😂

  • @bdbb9320
    @bdbb9320 4 года назад +626

    "Chubby white women with black boyfriends" I'm done hahaha

    • @Bigload992G
      @Bigload992G 3 года назад +15

      I was Dying LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bustermoon322
      @bustermoon322 3 года назад +9

      He hit it right on the head 😀

    • @Lyrakill
      @Lyrakill 3 года назад +29

      so true . i always know i'm putting on some weight when black men start hitting on me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bustermoon322
      @bustermoon322 3 года назад +5

      @@Lyrakill 😁😁😁

    • @lizgaby9761
      @lizgaby9761 3 года назад +11

      In my area is chubby white women white medium height hispanics.🤣

  • @jessicaalen3533
    @jessicaalen3533 4 года назад +2515

    OmG I'm dying 😂😂😂 Mexican mom doesn't give statistics or facts, she just gives examples. "You're gonna end up like your cousin Lupe." 😂😂😂😂

    • @mvunit3
      @mvunit3 4 года назад +26

      And my Mom's nickname is "Lupe", my parents and family may be Honduran Americans, but yeah . . . don't end up like my Mom :p.

    • @jessicaalen3533
      @jessicaalen3533 4 года назад +44

      @@mvunit3 I'm surprised Dennis didn't mention the dreaded, "CHANCLA." lol

    • @northstar5240
      @northstar5240 4 года назад +10

      Jessica Alen lol that is my mom all the way

    • @paulinafernandez7995
      @paulinafernandez7995 4 года назад +12

      Lol. Yup. Mi ama all the way.

    • @rileys-lost1673
      @rileys-lost1673 4 года назад +5

      Jessica Alen 😂😂

  • @carmelaszymanski8104
    @carmelaszymanski8104 2 года назад +27

    This GENTLEMAN is Funny as ALL HECK.
    Passed HIS HUMOR onto many.
    Love Him..Great Man

  • @kylemorice4870
    @kylemorice4870 Год назад +73

    First time seeing a comedy show on here with no dirty jokes or swearing I gotta say I'm impressed.

  • @fernandopineda7036
    @fernandopineda7036 4 года назад +1871

    Man! This guy is hilarious. Profanity not even required!

    • @kyledailey
      @kyledailey 4 года назад +28

      I know, but you need to watch this guy, use it, he's great with profanity jokes too.
      I swear!

    • @markdemell8056
      @markdemell8056 4 года назад +19

      YUP! I never saw him before ,absolutely spot on with his funny observations.I was in tears!

    • @bauhnguefyische667
      @bauhnguefyische667 4 года назад +32

      Profanity is a cheap easy laugh..
      True Comedy requires more

    • @bauhnguefyische667
      @bauhnguefyische667 4 года назад +9

      Lou Armen
      What makes people funny is when:
      They call out all that stuff that is a jab, and give it a good 180 turn using humor as as shotgun.

    • @mariasalas1975
      @mariasalas1975 4 года назад +4

      I didn't even notice he was just so funny lol

  • @shawnbrown792
    @shawnbrown792 4 года назад +513

    Woooooow! Somebody please get this man a Netflix special ASAP! Engaging, hilarious and clean! What more can you ask for from a comedian. Hope to see you here in Philadelphia someday hermano!

    • @ShadNex
      @ShadNex 2 года назад +1

      Unclean imo

    • @sonoransaguaro3786
      @sonoransaguaro3786 2 года назад +5

      @shawn brown🌵Wow is it!!
      Been watching Dennis a couple yrs now. I like the
      way he's so mellow, so low key and subtle with his
      humor! He IS "one of a kind"!THANK YOU, DENNIS!
      💖🙏😎🌵🌺🌴

    • @jean6460
      @jean6460 2 года назад +2

      Agreed!!

    • @denisekessler4371
      @denisekessler4371 2 года назад +2

      Loved it ! He is great !!! I absolutely agree 👍

    • @BlazeBuds
      @BlazeBuds 2 года назад +1

      Nah boycott Netflix! They play a bunch of peddle file crap

  • @sagasadventure1610
    @sagasadventure1610 2 года назад +68

    He’s really a great comedian. Clean and makes sense

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 7 месяцев назад

      He's very relatable, too! No matter what country of origin or culture one comes from, almost everyone can relate to family dynamics, especially when it comes to our Mommas!

  • @tabaxikhajit4541
    @tabaxikhajit4541 10 месяцев назад +31

    I love how he bridges so many cultural groups with respect and unoffensive humor. He isn't only hilarious, he's educating us as he does it. Much respect!

    • @bobbierobinson6269
      @bobbierobinson6269 10 месяцев назад +3

      I've seen this one 3 times and it's still funny. He has another one you should see. He's wearing a white shirt and a dark jacket. It's another great one.

    • @ReydeCopas187
      @ReydeCopas187 8 месяцев назад

      @@bobbierobinson6269 gracias por el dato, un abrazo!!!

  • @kardiaclark8111
    @kardiaclark8111 4 года назад +78

    "Jesus is my rock I'm sanctified"
    Thwack 😂

  • @ichavez4514
    @ichavez4514 4 года назад +619

    Most mexicans don't get offended very easy, we just dont care, we know even our own flaws and make jokes about them. We love to laugh about everything! Everytime and everywhere! That's why we make so much friends very easily

    • @harrymangezi6511
      @harrymangezi6511 3 года назад +13

      True America has diversity in cultures which goes with different people May Americans enjoy such diversity

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 3 года назад +27

      My ex-husband lives in Mexico and had an African-mexican friend and everyone called him negro (black in spanish) and he didn't get offended at all, actually he didn't respond when you called him by his name.

    • @kitsunelee007
      @kitsunelee007 3 года назад +9

      Samething with Cuban's and Spanish ppl...well within reason😂😂

    • @bigvalley4987
      @bigvalley4987 3 года назад +8

      No comment. Generalization.

    • @thatblueblure7468
      @thatblueblure7468 3 года назад +20

      @Sun•Yoga• Health They aren't real Mexican's then 😂

  • @JorgePetraglia2009
    @JorgePetraglia2009 Год назад +30

    I lost count of how many times I watched this show and every time I have tears of laugh running on my face.

  • @bparker111665
    @bparker111665 2 года назад +18

    His delivery and timing are sublime.

  • @paulnarez7598
    @paulnarez7598 3 года назад +82

    "Soy Spicy Latte." "SOY MEXICANO!" I died!

  • @Kalsomdm
    @Kalsomdm 3 года назад +181

    “ What would Jesus do what would Jesus do and I remembered that Jesus raised the dead and I said Get up”. xD. That killed me

  • @mr.xavierbeatz
    @mr.xavierbeatz Год назад +161

    It's Great how Dennis brings racial diversity together in his material. Genius!

  • @friend2866
    @friend2866 2 года назад +17

    I just want to say that for someone to entertain a crowd as long as he did Is amazing. He made us laugh but most of all he brings us all closer together. Me and my husband absolutely related to a lot of his jokes and we are Italian. It just goes to show you that we are all related in some way😊.

  • @DiscoTimelordASD
    @DiscoTimelordASD 3 года назад +418

    What a nice guy - love comedians that can be clean with comedy and keep it funny.

    • @12345678956824
      @12345678956824 3 года назад +2

      Right!?

    • @Beautiful24511
      @Beautiful24511 3 года назад +9

      True.... His comedy material is amazingggg true n so funney without the naughty language...just brilliant clever amzing funney comedy material ... Comedy gold

    • @joykelley9971
      @joykelley9971 Год назад

      @@Beautiful24511 true Comedian!!

    • @killthemwkindness9064
      @killthemwkindness9064 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@joykelley9971Exactly 😂😅😂

  • @emilyquimby8453
    @emilyquimby8453 4 года назад +200

    "A taco is a crunchy shell with delicious ingredients inside of it. How did Kenny know?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @itsaasdzani1455
      @itsaasdzani1455 3 года назад +6

      That was such am unexpected and hilarious reaction

    • @ShadNex
      @ShadNex 2 года назад +2

      You should try gyro or shawarma 😋
      Burrito taste and like 💩 compared to shawarma

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 2 года назад +2

      I loved the faita one. That's a fix it yourself kit🤣🤣🤣

  • @jstanton4561
    @jstanton4561 2 года назад +60

    Aww! He was so nervous in the beginning, stumbling over his words, forgetting his lines... It was endearing! It's nice to see a comedian who looks human on stage, and relatable... Let's be honest... If any one of us gave a stand-up routine, we would be scared witless!

  • @Czarina888777
    @Czarina888777 2 года назад +67

    He’s frickin’ hilarious!
    I was so depressed because I just lost my brother in law at only 28 years old and he looks so much like him and even share the sense of humor.
    My husband and I being older than him and my sister he would always come down the stairs and say “Sister…” and I would roll my eyes and say “Qué quieres Nico….” and he would ask us for a favor.
    Lol usually a case of redbullls or some energy drink.
    Thank you for this show. You made my christmas eve.

  • @faresabdallah8691
    @faresabdallah8691 3 года назад +136

    RUN JESUS RUN!!! 🤣🤣🤣
    I “blew up” laughing

  • @sownpeace
    @sownpeace 4 года назад +1728

    He's exactly right about the media being the trouble maker at the core of racial tensions. This was aired in 2019, and I'm watching this during the sad times in 2020.

    • @peterwelsh1932
      @peterwelsh1932 3 года назад +25

      All the same media in all the same riots since at least Watts Riots ‘65

    • @peterwelsh1932
      @peterwelsh1932 3 года назад +8

      Jack Michaels beat it with yer fist, ya wanker

    • @wallaceluna6241
      @wallaceluna6241 3 года назад +9

      Sad times indeed

    • @wallaceluna6241
      @wallaceluna6241 3 года назад +16

      @@ananita6888 In the US's defence tho, it was him or Hilary at first... We'd all be missing right now if Hilary won. I just hope someone else wins besides hilary or Bernie. Anyone is better, I'd take an Asian latino in high heels over any of the 3 I mentioned before.

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 3 года назад +27

      It's the rich who own the media. The 10 yachters know if we fight each other we won't come for them.

  • @mermaidmelucig
    @mermaidmelucig 2 года назад +64

    You’re killing me here 🤣 I have watched your Full Special several times and its funnier every time. Really appreciate your mello delivery and humanity. We humans are hilarious. Thank you for lightening it up and showing us we can take a joke at the stereo typicalness of our individual heritage! Also, thank you for your service and for acknowledging all those who serve.

    • @mermaidmelucig
      @mermaidmelucig 11 месяцев назад +2

      Very well, thank you. Best wishes to you and yours on this Fourth of July.

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 2 года назад +8

    He’s completely right 💯 We are all equal, but not the same, and no, there is no better or worse 😂 We are just different and that is by design, which means it’s a natural, beautiful thing we should embrace, learn from, and share 😎

  • @D.Antony
    @D.Antony 4 года назад +801

    Wow, this guy hits nothing but home runs. Every joke is a winner.

    • @freddiemontanez8461
      @freddiemontanez8461 4 года назад +2

      Anthony Darrow. Amen to that. He was funny all the way.

    • @killakaos1016ify
      @killakaos1016ify 4 года назад +5

      This dude is a vet!! Been watching him for years

    • @freddiemontanez8461
      @freddiemontanez8461 4 года назад +3

      @@killakaos1016ify I saw him , once along time ago. Of all the Mexican guys I've seen, he made me laugh more than them. His material isorr realistic.

    • @peterwelsh1932
      @peterwelsh1932 4 года назад

      Anthony Darrow hitting home runs. But the game is Hungry Hungry Hippoes.

    • @D.Antony
      @D.Antony 4 года назад +4

      @@peterwelsh1932 Seriously dude, maybe we should leave the jokes to the professionals.

  • @shaneknerr4014
    @shaneknerr4014 4 года назад +271

    I didn't spend a nickel on this show, and still got my moneys worth. 👍👍👍👍 this dude is too good.

    • @levii.r
      @levii.r 4 года назад +2

      Shane Knerr wait so since you paid nothing you basically accidentally said his comedy is worth nothing

    • @danielcolon7602
      @danielcolon7602 4 года назад +1

      ALZ Studios he’s priceless

    • @levii.r
      @levii.r 4 года назад

      Yes a good way to put it

  • @binodyumnam2562
    @binodyumnam2562 Год назад +14

    He's a true comedy genius.

  • @morrischan932
    @morrischan932 2 года назад +37

    Omg I am glad I stumbled upon this guy I have not laughed so hard in a long time

  • @jakeetschannel2031
    @jakeetschannel2031 4 года назад +357

    Every joke had me laughing! As a christian even those Jesus jokes were really good 🙌🏾

    • @bluejack644
      @bluejack644 2 года назад +4

      I think Jesus would have a great sense of humor. I could really see Jesus laughing at those signs that say "Jesus is coming . . Look busy!"

    • @kimrasch8471
      @kimrasch8471 2 года назад +3

      "I didn't know Jesus flew Southwest"

    • @najat5779
      @najat5779 2 года назад +3

      Ditto ;-) When he mimicked the Latino gangbanger..."That's our Lord you're talking about! >BAM

  • @wyleaziz5050
    @wyleaziz5050 3 года назад +803

    I’m really impressed. Almost 1 of the few standup comedy that I can enjoy watching with my kids. No foul language or cussing.
    God bless!

    • @moupiamukherjee1713
      @moupiamukherjee1713 2 года назад +2

      U can watch Kenny Sebastian stand up

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 2 года назад +9

      He is a son of a preacher so he is used to no bad language.

    • @perillat99
      @perillat99 2 года назад +8

      Was thinking the same thing, I’m Native American in Canada and laughed at every single one of his jokes even his few jokes about Native Americans

    • @gerishcolesc5374
      @gerishcolesc5374 2 года назад +1

      Amen 🙏

    • @sonandsanford4963
      @sonandsanford4963 2 года назад +10

      This is "Dry Bar". Profanity is not allowed.

  • @rockforester7908
    @rockforester7908 Год назад +44

    This man will have laughing for the next 10 yrs based upon this show. He also makes me proud of my country, the wonderful USA. ♥️ From a lttle hillbilly girl in WV. 🇺🇸 What a lovely, intelligent, hilarious guy. Much love and thanks for all the good you are & do in the world! 🌎♥️🙋‍♀️🙏🏻🎯

  • @rosaleefyffe483
    @rosaleefyffe483 Год назад +6

    Best clean comedy I have listened to - I could not stop laughing.

  • @trisnawulandari6988
    @trisnawulandari6988 3 года назад +71

    "I got more joke I'm just looking at you guys" lol

  • @papiluvsiris6318
    @papiluvsiris6318 3 года назад +245

    I'm not in good enough shape to go to sleep. Wow. Hilarious. That one caught me off guard!

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 3 года назад +5

      The cramps are due to lack of magnesium. I once had a cramp that I couldn't walk. When I could walk, I went to the doctor and he said it was due to magnesium deficiency and gave me supplements.

    • @papiluvsiris6318
      @papiluvsiris6318 3 года назад +3

      @@edithdlp8045 I live with chronic pain. I swear I go to bed one way and wake up another. It can be a really sad existence. So it is funny when it is said like this. Much-needed comical relief.

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 2 года назад +1

      @@papiluvsiris6318 I am sorry yo hear that. I hope you get better soon.

    • @papiluvsiris6318
      @papiluvsiris6318 2 года назад +1

      @@edithdlp8045 thank you I appreciate that

  • @palmetto_sunrises
    @palmetto_sunrises 8 месяцев назад +6

    I had tears a couple of times. First time seeing him. He really made me laugh.

  • @pamelarileydicarlo9484
    @pamelarileydicarlo9484 2 года назад +15

    You are hilarious!
    Thank you for keeping jokes about different cultures alive.
    Out of my mom's 9 kids from 4 different Dad's, we are all white but my Lil brothers are 1/2 black, my two little sisters are so white they are transparent, My other sister's married Mexican, I married Italian, my cousins are from Thailand. We are thinking about creating a whole new race... or it's a small world Disney ride when you come to our celebrations

  • @kannascott8462
    @kannascott8462 3 года назад +1219

    He’s so funny! His mother sounded like mine! She said, “I brought you in this world and I will take you out!”

  • @dns984
    @dns984 4 года назад +155

    "You need to go see a non-smoking, drug-free, vegetarian, bisexual, handicapped, Native American, senior citizen, female that drives her electric car to a job at the recycling plant".

  • @stephaniebrown2751
    @stephaniebrown2751 2 года назад +44

    Dennis I could listen to your jokes every day. You are great! I love your act because you can make any age, any race, any gender and any religion feel comfortable. Alll clean hysterical jokes......You are a TRUE comedian, with REAL TALENT. YOUR AWESOME!!!!

  • @tinamarienelson8469
    @tinamarienelson8469 2 года назад +6

    “Jose and Leroy” 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @breAnnasmama
    @breAnnasmama 4 года назад +391

    Omg he’s hilarious !!! Such a good energy about him too ! God bless these folks out there making us laugh and not having to be nasty !

  • @WhiteJackal88
    @WhiteJackal88 4 года назад +729

    My best flying story, and I've flown alot in my life was. Flying from Metro Detroit into Philly, I'm wearing a suit and I have the window seat. The woman who seats next to me is a black woman, also wearing a suit. She has short corn rolls in her hair, dyed blonde. She is an older woman, older than me by probably 20 years. Flight takes off, we're in the air... I fall asleep... Roughly 2 hours into our 3 or 4 hour flight... I wake up... I am resting my head to my right, on the woman's shoulder, and I have been drooling. There is a wet mess and stain on her suit. She sees me waking up and just puts her hand on my face and says I'll never forget it, "It's alright baby, just go back to sleep." And I did! I snuggled her shoulder until we landed in Philly... Never got her name, that was our only interaction, god bless you ma'am.

    • @danan9061
      @danan9061 4 года назад +28

      Lol you shoulda leaned on the window. Ive been super tired on a flight and i slept upright and drooled all over myself.

    • @saranghae2808
      @saranghae2808 4 года назад +51

      Wow, that was so nice of her!

    • @libertyjo6238
      @libertyjo6238 4 года назад +74

      I'm comforted just reading that. So it must have been a beautiful and resonating experience. She's got a truly giving soul.

    • @Mdlrtrombon
      @Mdlrtrombon 4 года назад +32

      That was equally fun and sweet!

    • @nebuchadne33ar
      @nebuchadne33ar 4 года назад +19

      Same thing has happened to me

  • @wandaparker9340
    @wandaparker9340 2 года назад +24

    I have watched this show 3 times and I loved it every time! You are a riot sir! Laughter is the best medicine! Thank you!

  • @NicoleForbis
    @NicoleForbis Год назад +8

    I must see more of his stuff! Please book him on more specials please 🙏! 😊

  • @nm93932
    @nm93932 4 года назад +831

    Mexicans....we have a deep sense and sometimes dark sense of humor...from a young age we get picked on on our defects...but that helps grow some thick skin..where we dont get offended too easily...we just laugh and roast the person roasting us....nothing is off limits. Life is hard...laughing is a way of not caring what the world thinks of you and just laughing it out.

    • @LindaLoquita
      @LindaLoquita 4 года назад +17

      Vale más que lo creas...jajaja al 💯

    • @nm93932
      @nm93932 4 года назад +4

      @@LindaLoquita verdad! Jaja

    • @stepheng6514
      @stepheng6514 4 года назад +26

      So does every kid in this country.Listen to comics of any color or culture,we're all fucked up and laughing at it saves us.

    • @skyecruzcruz2406
      @skyecruzcruz2406 4 года назад +12

      Spot on. Usually starts with your immediate family. My younger brothers used to rag on me & I would nail them every time. By the time I was in 6th grade, the class clown boy came to me the day b4 he was getting braces. I asked why? He said so you could prepare all your jokes. Ie brace, face metal mouth. Lol
      That's when I realized whatever anyone says that's not your identity. God bless

    • @nm93932
      @nm93932 4 года назад +11

      @@stepheng6514 I guess. 😊 I knew a higher up in our company that got fired because he "called"...insinuated....that a girl was fat, when he was conversing with someone about a size and trying to figure out if it would fit or not...he turned...saw the "fluffy" girl and asked the other person if the upper arms where about the same size as her or smaller. That was it...she left crying...and put a complaint on him for calling her fat in feont of everyone. 😒....seriously....low self esteem people are the most defensive....all she had to do was point all of his flaws right back at him....if one person can throw comments like that, he must be able to stand the comebacks...if not, he will learn not to say anything at all. That is how it is with us. If you are going to throw "shade"...you have better be able to take shade and not complaint. Lol but...yeah...I noticed that there is so much bullying...kids commiting suicide for those reasons...as a kid...I was bulliedlike crazy about me nose, my big eyes, my thin lips...😒...and I never got offended...I looked at them...and saw all their defects...and was wondering if thwy ever saw themselves in the mirror...I did...and I saw no issue....my nose was just like my dads nose, it was cute....I liked what I saw in the mirror. I guess since kids in our culture our own family roast us on our looks and we see that it is not just us that have defects, it is everyone...we hear nicknames, we see friends and family roast each other and it is back and forth thing. Everyone laughs and doesn't take it too serious...the onea that do take it too serious...everyone will spot and target...just for being a whinny baby. I had a cousin that always got roasted because we used to make jokes about him and his mom ( sorry auntie!! 😔) and he would just turn red and we just kept at it. It seems cruel...but life is cruel...we just got to survive it. In mexico filled with classism...a loor or middle class will live a life having to hear people calling you so many things and belittle you for your appearance and class and get away with it. What do you do...cry? Heck no!!!

  • @Kiya-me
    @Kiya-me 3 года назад +119

    I love how he cracks himself up

  • @angcas64
    @angcas64 Год назад +17

    He is hilarious! There's something to be said about clean and wholesome comedy! So much better a hundred percent!

  • @servraghgiorsal7382
    @servraghgiorsal7382 2 года назад +21

    By the time we got to, " My nephew wants to get a car..." I was truly cracked up, snorting, belly jumping, tears in my eyes and the hits just kept on coming!!

  • @deborahduthie4519
    @deborahduthie4519 3 года назад +602

    You’re a funny guy Dennis, even in Australia during the COVID19 Quarantine Shutdown. I’ve lost count of how many DRYBAR Comedians I’ve watched time after time. I love laughing. Thanks for the laughs

    • @RJFPme
      @RJFPme 2 года назад +10

      I pray you regain your freedom.

    • @vernslaughter9957
      @vernslaughter9957 2 года назад

      0lllllllllllllllĺll
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    • @kimrasch8471
      @kimrasch8471 2 года назад +5

      I get Dry Bar comedy via RUclips and Samsung TV Plus. Dennis, you're my favorite!

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 2 года назад +3

      I love dry bar too especially Dennis and Jeff Allen

    • @user-sg8wf5qo9s
      @user-sg8wf5qo9s 2 года назад +4

      Still watching, in Russia 😄

  • @nolabeveridge2651
    @nolabeveridge2651 4 года назад +452

    Refreshing to hear laughing about our diversities rather than always being offended about it

    • @tesmith47
      @tesmith47 3 года назад +5

      Catering to white folks

    • @debbiehorn8263
      @debbiehorn8263 3 года назад +7

      Yea but did you see that guy in the blade shirt and baseball looking hat with his arms folded and chewing gum or something ? He didn't look too happy. Scary mad! I got the impression that Latinos aren't his favorite people .

    • @BobbySyGo
      @BobbySyGo 3 года назад +7

      @@debbiehorn8263 Yup, I saw him too. I was thinking, if you're gonna be in a foul mood coming in, nothing anyone says will be funny...

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 3 года назад +3

      @@debbiehorn8263 but maybe he learned something that will pry his eyes open

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 3 года назад

      @@tesmith47 ???

  • @izzah2298
    @izzah2298 Год назад +8

    It's always heart warming to hear an appreciation to the vets...

  • @NeisiKay
    @NeisiKay 2 года назад +7

    “Soy spicy mocha!”
    “¡Soy Mexicano!”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JaneQPublic
    @JaneQPublic 4 года назад +610

    “Marines don’t know when the war is over. I don’t have a Marine joke” 😂

  • @mwinchester66
    @mwinchester66 2 года назад +23

    "I got hurt sleeping"... So relatable. 😔

    • @yoliemartell6309
      @yoliemartell6309 2 года назад

      Try tonic water. Ithad quinine that stops leg cramps, make sure you tell your dr.

    • @n.b.l.5709
      @n.b.l.5709 Год назад

      Word, I've caught cramps from hell, throwing up at night

  • @yazzydothat4540
    @yazzydothat4540 Год назад +7

    This man is insanely geniously hilarious !!
    There were jokes were it took a second or 2 then hit me 🤣

  • @jayrivera2906
    @jayrivera2906 2 года назад +36

    I never laughed so hard. Honestly if I were there I would have been on the floor, dying of laughter. You're awesome 😎!

  • @lizzycourt8949
    @lizzycourt8949 3 года назад +164

    "Is he laughing?!"
    "Darn it!! Martha I can't see!!"
    "Their gonna march, their gonna make a march!" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @theofields6359
      @theofields6359 3 года назад +9

      Omgosh red faced laughing over here hahahaha

  • @GPS509
    @GPS509 4 года назад +339

    Grow up poor
    You learn things
    Then, you wouldn't know if you had money.
    (I approve this message)

    • @alexanderphilip1809
      @alexanderphilip1809 3 года назад +1

      Amen.

    • @user-dx5bn4yk4f
      @user-dx5bn4yk4f 3 года назад +2

      Verdad!

    • @m.d.1873
      @m.d.1873 3 года назад +1

      Beverly Hills....lol

    • @scottmiller6270
      @scottmiller6270 3 года назад

      Yes Sir!

    • @huemanexperience1738
      @huemanexperience1738 3 года назад +2

      Yep!!! Which is why I'm a jack of all trades and a master of none..lol
      I tell people there's a difference between being poor and being po....Po is when you can't even afford the "or" at the end of the word!!

  • @janncarden2873
    @janncarden2873 Год назад +3

    Genius.
    My 4 favorite comedians because they’re so funny, intelligent, clean, and relatable: Dennis Gaxiola, Robin Williams, Trevor Noah, and Gabriel Iglesias.

  • @solidsnake6123
    @solidsnake6123 2 года назад +5

    “You have a plaque, and you have a trophy”🤣🤣🤣

  • @CovertSin
    @CovertSin 3 года назад +247

    This dude just became one of my new favorite comedians! He killed it! 😂

  • @bethmerryfield7186
    @bethmerryfield7186 3 года назад +687

    Dennis, your delivery and content is brilliant and your voice is soothing yet energizing. You're a breath of fresh air in these tense times. Thank you for sharing your talent with us!

    • @JakeSmith-ux1xk
      @JakeSmith-ux1xk 2 года назад +1

      @Nekro Rotinvag funnier than you bro

    • @JakeSmith-ux1xk
      @JakeSmith-ux1xk 2 года назад +6

      Beth I have to agree. Every comedian I have seen on Dry bar has been great.

  • @jolenewitzel7919
    @jolenewitzel7919 2 года назад +24

    4th time listening and still have tears of laughter. ❤

  • @elizabethrobb5888
    @elizabethrobb5888 2 года назад +24

    You are one of the very funniest out there. Talk about dry…… your delivery is off the charts wicked good. Thank you for the laughs and the joy. You are brilliant beyond words!!!!

  • @roseducharme3836
    @roseducharme3836 3 года назад +52

    I just spit my tea out "are you going to keep it?! "
    I ♡ve him 🤣🤣

    • @roseducharme3836
      @roseducharme3836 11 месяцев назад

      @@TravisMuller-lz4iv doing great .. hope you are also doing well!

    • @roseducharme3836
      @roseducharme3836 11 месяцев назад

      @@TravisMuller-lz4iv the cold North East.. I am preserved well

    • @roseducharme3836
      @roseducharme3836 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@TravisMuller-lz4iv ahhhh I am not available 🤣🤔🙄.

  • @KabobHope
    @KabobHope 4 года назад +543

    "Jesus is my rock and I am sanctified" - KAPOW!

    • @monicalorenzana1052
      @monicalorenzana1052 4 года назад +4

      😥😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Incountry
      @Incountry 4 года назад +6

      Kabob Hope
      Praise the Lawd, Amen..!!!

    • @loneshewolf3309
      @loneshewolf3309 4 года назад +8

      Can I get a witness? Praise Jesus! He's with us now, always has been and forever will be. Thanks Lord!

    • @comradesky5931
      @comradesky5931 4 года назад +2

      Paper beats rock, bitches

    • @conservativeguitarsingerjs7937
      @conservativeguitarsingerjs7937 3 года назад +3

      I don’t need meth, Jesus is my rock. The only time I burn the bush is for my lord to talk.

  • @denisewarner8287
    @denisewarner8287 11 месяцев назад +18

    I am from the UK and have been watching Dry Bar Comedy for a few weeks now and Dennis has to be my favourite!! He had me laughing all the way!! I want more of this talented comedian!!

  • @cruiseshipforme4546
    @cruiseshipforme4546 2 года назад +28

    ‘’I can’t take my grandsons to the mall without an Amber alert going off.” Priceless!!!

  • @thomaswilliams8822
    @thomaswilliams8822 3 года назад +115

    When you can't afford therapy. Comedy is free. You just learned something

  • @antonvalentine
    @antonvalentine 3 года назад +79

    "ma'am, it's not a real gun" goodness gracious😂😂😂

    • @itsaasdzani1455
      @itsaasdzani1455 3 года назад +3

      Oh man that had my sides hurting
      Fr
      "Brown man with a finger gun!"

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣 the sound he made was so real though

  • @brookewray59
    @brookewray59 Год назад +26

    I live in the south and this was hilarious. You wouldn't have to change a thing to do this routine here. Even throw in a Dale Earnhardt 🤣

  • @NicoleForbis
    @NicoleForbis Год назад +7

    OMG This guy has me in stitches! Laugh after laugh, beautiful work sir. 😍

  • @dianaortiz784
    @dianaortiz784 3 года назад +68

    You’ve really taught your audience the truth of our different cultures!!! God made us all different and equally beautiful. Thank you !🙏🏻😇😂✝️

  • @waynecribb4922
    @waynecribb4922 3 года назад +122

    Jokes about race in America were priceless. Thank you for that.

  • @sherya.7067
    @sherya.7067 Год назад +36

    He is one of the best! I am glad I found you! Thanks

  • @barbaralael5092
    @barbaralael5092 Год назад +4

    Loved him! This guy is great!