You Don’t Know Your Mom Is Crazy Until You’re Older. Jose Sarduy - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 5 апр 2021
- You don't know your mom is crazy until you're older, or at least Jose Sarduy didn't in this Full Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether you're someone who has a normal mom who gave you soup when you were sick, or whether you had a crazy mom who did something entirely different, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Jose Sarduy is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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I thought I would finish watching this act to help me fall asleep.. My husband just begged me to go out of the room because I was laughing too hard and shaking the bed. And yes, I am tearing up.
Same… I almost busted a gut laughing so hard! I forwarded to my kids (my daughter’s bf family is Mexican) and all my latino(?) spanish(?) mexican(?) friends… Don’t know which label is PC… just know they all fire off rapidly in a language I only know what ‘puta’ means (& 1st learned word when an Italian patient called me that at 16 & my co-worker had to tell me it was not a compliment! Lol)…. This guy is hysterical
Omg thats so freaky .....me too thats exactly what I did in my difance I did put hand over my mouth but the bed was still shaking n I woke him up! 😅 I guess comedy wasn't what we should hav choose to help us fall asleep next to our husbands...🤣🤣🤣
@@jamiehatcher9785 well at least y’all were not laughing at your husbands… that’s dicey. Hahaga
it's 4am and i agree.
that was funny by itself...a husband begging his wife to get out of bed hahaha!
HE’S 42?! Wow he looks like he’s in his 20s
I thought he was maybe 32.
He stays active and healthy- crazy what physical excersise can do on the long run & a good diet too
thats what happens when you work out like a soldier you cant just work out you have to work out like a soldier
he. Is. wHAT-
He looks good. I’m also 42.
The laughter from this show helped to ease the pain of childbirth for me. I listened to this while I was having contractions with my youngest and it kept my spirits up and had my midwife dying laughing. Normally people choose music and other things to relax and I chose this episode. It was wonderful
Mis. You're not alone. Sometimes I have very stressful days working in Construction and the only thing that keeps my head straight is a good laugh. Congrats on your giving childbirth.
That’s so amazing!! Also congratulations to you and those in your life- wishing you a speed recovery as well
He does look Mexican.
Congratulations 🎊
That's an awesome idea!
Came upon this by accident and am blown away- his material is so original and he’s hilarious!
Hes also gorgeous with being funny which helps.
Cubans can relate to this. I saw a chicken die at 7 , pigs, cows etc all delicious.
me too
Blown away by the last joke.. 🤣
Yes he is hilarious 😂
I shadowed this guy during his approach shift as a student pilot and he’s was real funny cracking jokes with the others there. He’s in the perfect career field.
So what you’re sayin’ is...I don’t want see him sitting in the cockpit of my commuter flight...!
L
Now all I can think of is the old bill Engvall routine; “oh great, I got the funny pilot!”
@@RW-ob4en With his training and experience. I would want him in any flight my family is in
I'd pay to se em
My new comedian
Can't wait to hear
More
"That thing in your hand, it FLOATS!"
I died...
Same that part was funny.
*IT FLOATS* 🤣🤣🤣
And the outrage he portrayed was perfect 😂
3:21
@@amandastakeonit7402 "the Liddo one"
This dude is AMAZING!! His chicken story had me in tears!!! First time I've cried crying listening to any stand-up. No cursing, no dirty jokes. Just pure talent.
My mom actually wrung a chicken’s neck in front of me once! I was so horrified! But heck I was a grown woman!!! Love this little dude!
That's one of the rules of dry bar comedy in Provo, UT
His chicken story is absolute **GOLD**
You should check out Jim gaffigan
As a Cuban myself, I am so happy to see another Cuban be funny and great.
Can you swim tho
Not to save my life, no lmao but I came with a visa unlike you. 😂@@MakeAsylumsGre4tAgain
This man seems so pure and wholesome, very rare. Somebody that I’d let my children watch. I hope he goes far in his career and doesn’t change. He’s perfect!
He is hilarious 😆 i love this!
It's so refreshing to hear someone that's so funny and doesn't ruin it with filthy language. Go far Jose. You're also very easy on the 👀 eyes. Keep up the good work.
@@robinbaker6465 👩🎤 This version was for Dry Bar. He’s got many other stand up performances for those of us who believe in the 1st Amendment to The Constitution of the United States of America 🇺🇸 which is Freedom of Speech.✌️
@@christinepierce7560 absolutely. I have the right to carry a concealed weapon too and I'm licensed . Can you exercise those rights, or do u have no cwp?
@@robinbaker6465 agreed
This guy is awesome!! I've never seen him before. I"m having a lousy morning, my brother died and this guy made me laugh for the first time in a few days. I'm grateful.
Hello
How are you doing
I'm sorry for your loss.
I’m so sorry to hear about your brother.
I’m so sorry about your brother friend. How are you? Please know I’m keeping you in my prayers.
Laughter IS healing. Then again, I can't imagine the loss...how are you doing? Truly asking.
He proves comedy can be clean and still be hilarious 😂
His last joke sure wasn't too clean. Lol
Clean? He had a whole as nuclear joke in end
Can we just stop with the sanctimonious “clean comedy” posts already? It’s tiresome and unoriginal.
Bro, his content features cough drops being shoved up his butt and chickens being killed in front of him. What about that is clean?
so does all of dry bar 😂
My sister 39 and I discovered Jose when she was going through intense Chemotherapy. It really helped us to be able to laugh together then my 4 young sons heard it and fell in love with this routine and they can all literally quote it word for word so now we watch it in remembrance of laughing with her during that hard time. It helps remember her as happy . If you ever come to Chattanooga or Atlanta area to do this routine I will definitely want to bring my boys .
Does that mean she passed away - I am so sorry - sad for you and your kids. Glad you have happy memories❤❤❤❤❤
I'm of the age most comedy just washes over me with an occasional smirk, but this guy bought tears to my eyes. Its his animated body behaviour, his facial expressions, his timing is spot on being former USAF. Brilliant show, the audience is his barometer of comedy.
Couldn't stop laughing! I'm a former AF and I went to see the Academy and the cathedral while in the AF. Flew there in a DC-10. Scared all the way there since we had to fly low enough to breathe. No pressurized cabin. Looking down at the ground below 10,000 ft gives you an appreciation of how hard the ground would feel if you crashed.
SAME HERE. HE IS GOLDEN. CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM IN THE BARRACKS.
I also think he EASILY IS THE VOICES of Cotton Hill & Dale Gribble!!
Oh JESUS! I am now crying, wheezing , & laughing & about peed my pants. My Lord, we deserve a real comedian again!! TAKE MY MONEY FOR REAL.
"I just tried to punch a fart in the air!"
@@ponytailalogginalong5882 I bet he could come up with a dozen jokes alone on bouncing a quarter on the bed!
Now anytime I see someone playing a cello I'm only going to be able to hear a Cuban man yelling "THAT THING IN YOUR HAND IT FLOATS!!"
THE INFLECTION WAS SO GOOD LOOOOL
And the one playing the little one, nah, he’s gonna die 🤣🤣🤣
The guy with the small one is going to die, though.
😂😂😂😂😂
Nearly forty minutes of non-stop laughter. He is hilarious--perfect timing, great stories. I came upon this by accident, but I am now a huge fan!
Me, too! 😁
As a fan of dark, offensive and brutal humor, dripping with irony, satire and verbal terrori*m, I consider a sign of a true comedic genius to make me fall in love with so called "clean material".
I've rewatched him more times than Bill Burr himself.
That's exactly what I said!
Same here.
"How am I going to explain this back at accounting?"
- I'm an accountant and this had me in tears!
Am I the only one that was thinking, “Who is gonna know what a pirate’s signature looks like? Just scribble something.”
This Joe guys a riot
Sounds like it could be an episode of MASH lol 😂
Oh I agree. I know the ppl I have dealt with in accounting. I was crying I laughed so hard
Same here!!! I was like...SIGN IT!!!
Never heard of this guy, but he is freaking hilarious.
Hope he makes it big and makes good money at it
This video randomly showed up as a suggestion, the only reason I actually clicked on it because I also have a crazy mom, and now I couldn’t be happier I did lol 😂
Same I havent laughed this Hard in a while.
I'm right there with you. This randomly popped up and I decided to click on it. This guy is hilarious 🤣! Never heard of him. It's so weird bc he looks like someone I went to school with in Alabama that also went into the military but Army and for the number of years and they're the same age SMH. Anyway needed a good laugh! Thanks so much!
YES!!!! So glad I found him, he's sooo funny!!
As a Cuban born and a US service member as well, I couldn’t be more proud of this guy. So funny my stomach and jaw hurts from laughing. Can’t wait to see more from this guy. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I CRIED laughing. I haven't laughed this hard in years. His timing is impeccable as well!
Yes..me too..
I got some good new his morning about my cancer..but this video made my day..
"You never know how weird you are until you have a kid that acts just like you"
It's the truth too. My most beloved and perfect child is weird as can be. Preturnaturally odd. And kids treat her the same way they treated me at her age. (It's all good, her time is coming, people often don't appreciate real redheads until about Senior year of HS, then we are magic.) But not long ago, my mom mentioned one of her quirks in the context of how I needed to break her of it. And I'm like--- Uh, why do you think I can break *her* of it, **you** couldn't break **ME** of it, and ***Nannaw*** couldn't break ***YOU*** of it either!!! She's basically boned, until she hits the age when kids figure out she's awesome enough to be worth the weird!
BAHAHAHA. My dad said the same thing too me. He said i was the clone of Him
Lol I knew..and my son is so me, about to be 21, so he's actually more like I was 20+yrs ago..so I get to be mad and sorry at the same time lol.
Great observation
Yes 😆
This guy isn't a comedian. He's a great story teller and hero
BRAVO TO BRAVE AMERICANS LIKE THIS GUY!
That's what makes him a good comedian. Fluffy is like that and so was robin williams
you can be all three of those things
He's worked hard to be that good. Don't take comedian. Just add the others.
Proof that you can come to America and be anything
As soon as he said he went to the Academy. I literally got tears in my eyes. What a great kid. Welcome to the USA. Glad you’re here and you make me laugh.!!!!!❤
You, sir, are absolutely brilliant!! One of the funniest Dry Bar sets I've seen!! I also don't believe you are 42!! You don't look a day over 25!!
It’s because he doesn’t have children 😂
Omg, Jose is so fricking funny! He DOES look like a cop. 😅
You must be high . Cause this e glish cigarette isn't funny at all
He looks like a good and proud American to me.
No he doesn't look like a cop he looks more like a funny guy playing soccer on a Saturday
It’s that military background. You can’t beat it out of them.
Adrian brody
I loved the totally new, non-repetitive material! So refreshing to watch, I also love that he doesn’t curse, but he still managed to make everybody laugh just as much.
well it is dry bar you're not allowed to curse. i've seen some awesome acts on here and then you find them on youtube and they are disgusting with the cursing and vulgarity. Being military he's probably not a clean comedian!
He has other stuff that’s not on DryBar and he drops the F bomb in the first minute. Very disappointing. 😏 I turned it off.
words.
"I don't think anybody should have to pay money at the box office to hear what they can read on restroom walls," Red Skelton
This guy is hilarious 😆
I hadn't even noticed ... that speaks to how unnecessary it is when the humor itself is outstanding.
One of my favorite comedians! Thank you for your service Jose! Keep up the laughter!
A great comedian with clean materials.
Thanks for your service, wish you well in this next stage of your career.
Omg, he needs a big time comedy special! The ability to have me dying laughing with clean comedy is rare; that's talent!
As a cuban from Miami that joined the Navy but worked as an Aircraft mechanic. I found this very relatable.
Thank you for your service!
You are American, and human. Thank you for what you've done for us.
I'm an Oklahoman conservative and I say thank you for serving our country Freedom ain't free brother thank you
Thank you for your service man
AMS3 here! What kind of airdale were you?
Jason killed it
lol
Lol. You have nice arms 👍🏼😀
Uh, Jose😆😆😆
😂
Lmao 😂
Finally comedy worth watching without foul language 🎉❤😊🎉😂
I so totally agree! Swearing doesn't make anything funny, it just makes the person sound ignorant.
Snowflake alert
He is easily one of my favorite comedians ever ! Not just in dry bar. The bit with his roommate farting. Killed me !!!
He’s amazing! Such a nice breath of fresh air. I listen to a lot of comedy and I appreciate that he isn’t vulgar like most comedians I watch haha plus I like that he doesn’t just joke about his shortcomings or how depressing life is and stuff, he’s wholesome and such a joy to watch!!
I love drybar
Im from Miami. I love Hispanics making fun of themselves.
✝️There was God in the beginning. He created everything. The universe cannot be eternal. According to the second law of thermodynamics, the universe is slowly dying. It would then be impossible for it to grow since it is slowly diminishing. Trust alone in Jesus. Christ died for our sins on the cross and he was risen from the grave by the power of God. Death could not hold the POWER OF JESUS!!! His mighty name shall reign forever!!! He is Almighty!! He can let us live in the absolute Glory of God every day forever and ever if we just trust in him and are saved and born again. It is truly so simple that a child can understand it!!!✝️🙏✝️
@@tedtod4489 growing in size yes. There’s nothing diminishing, only thing that’s happening is slowly energy is being converted to heat. You’re comparing different things :/
Exactly
I wish my dad, who was deputy chief of staff at the Air Force Academy, could’ve heard this.He flew cargo planes too, Jose. C124s. He’s buried at the Academy. Thank you for your service and thank you for your comedy.
I’m sorry for your loss Rhoda 🙏🏻
There are so many things I wish I could share with my Dad too. I’m more like him with every passing year.
🇺🇸
So sorry for your loss. Thank you for your sacrifices too.
❤❤
Brilliant - just brilliant at painting art with words an mimic.
I watch a ton of stand up but man, the best policeman ever 😂😂
Ya he could stop criminals with his jokes easily 😂
So glad he has a second special!! 😂😂😂🎉
oh shoooot thanks for this i didn't know
He’s like the Cuban Andy Samberg, love it. Laughed my butt off!
He _does_ kind of look like him.
Funny comparison!
@@kingayy9267 oh good. I thought OP was calling Andy Samberg funny there for a minute.
I was thinking he looks like Tom Cruise if Tom Cruise was funny instead of crazy
and he sounds a bit like Hiccup from How to train your dragon.
@@gabrielcusack-mercedez8859 kinda, thats jay Baruchel from knocked up, she’s out of my league, this is the end.
This guy is hillarious! Cubans are some of the most America loving, patriotic people i've ever met.
🙄
@@Housee01 What even is this response?
@@teeroy7973 That's called a lazy troll
Because they have actually lived socialism and see the difference in real time... USA is a gift to the world.
@@jonathanbeets397 That's true. As a person who lives in a country that's neither capitalist nor socialist, I think both are undemocratic systems.
Don't know Jose popped up on my phone this A.M. but my day is gonna be fantastic because he did. Start every day laughing!
Whenever I'm having a bad day, this is my go-to to make me smile and laugh (especially where his mom kills the chicken, LOL)! Thank you, Jose! 🤣
Laughing so hard while nursing my baby that I did that deep cough/laugh. Baby stopped nursing and looked truly worried at me. I’ve never laughed so hard since he’s been born (and probably not for any other comedian on this channel). This guy is amazing. 😂
I felt that in my soul 😅
Reading your comments, and got an ad for cough drops.
The first time my baby had that look of deep concern on his face was when he was 90 seconds old, and saw his father for the first time
Congrats on your new baby! Postpartum laughter is much needed!🥰🙌
Bless 😇🌺💌🏴but how could you not 😂I’ve got the worst headache now with laughing tooooo much ✊🏼⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
This comment made me laugh all over again... 😂
This is actually the most I've ever laughed at in my life, seriously. My mom (who was watching the Olympics next to me) asked me if I was okay, and my sister came in because she heard me laughing from a room 3 or 4 meters away from me because she thought I was crying.
He really does make you laugh so hard you cry 😂😂
We live on a farm, My Nana use to pick up chickens & do that . Don't ever name any of your future food .
Dude, same. I've watched this multiple times. And I have to cover my mouth every time because of how hard I'm laughing.
I watched this with my mom and she was dying laughing like verge of tears 🤣
@@CurlyMedic03 I was a 6 year old city child (Lexington, Ky). We would visit my grandparents on their farm in Campbellsville, Ky. It's been 50 years now, but I still remember every second of the chicken spinning, right down to the choking sounds. No matter how many times I watch this, I still laugh myself sick.
It has been so long since I have seen such a gifted comedian! José's physicality and timing is so spot on!! Definitely, an entertaining show!!
If they made his life into a movie, you betcha I'm running to theaters the moment it comes out ready to laugh my heart out
I love how expressive he is with his hands and face, the one with his mom and the construction worker made me know exactly how the mom reacted I love it
It’s probably because he’s Latin and I am the same way. We use our hands A LOT and very animated.
@@celinasantana1815 same with Africans
I was listening to this around 1:00am, and accidentally woke up my husband, laughing out loud! I had my earbuds, listening and trying to be be quiet, but laughing without making a sound at first..., my husband told me later, he thought I was silently crying, until I couldn’t hold back any longer! I broke out laughing out loud! I was apologizing to my poor hubby, I’m sorry honey, 😂 and he was just glad to know everything was alright, and amused that I was finding something so funny to be laughing like I was! 😂
I love a story like this
Hahaha hahaha, I just did the same thing to my wife.
To funny 😁 Same. Earbuds in bed watching laughing was glad I found something so amusing that made laugh.
You share a bed with your husband??? 😅
I get to have my own room 🥰🙏
I can laugh whenever I want, talk on the phone, turn on the light - any time of day or night 👍
I know that no everyone can afford separate rooms, so I apologize if you're in a bad financial Situation.
@@jamieleeleblanc you and your wife share a bed. It's what society exepcts - that's normal. Nothing to do with common sense though 😊✌🌈🌱💜
Most hilarious guy without cussing I've heard besides Mike Birbiglia. I save this video to watch after work to relax and have a good laugh. Thank you Jose Sarduy, I salute you! Love this ♥️🔥😂😂
Showed this to my husband and he was on the floor 😆
I come back and watch this skit whenever I'm having a bad day. I will never stop loving this 😆
As the daughter of a Cuban immigrant, I approve this segment 😂
@Hamish Banish I’m sorry but I’m not understanding the question to the context of the video. Maybe you could rephrase. No one ever said they weren’t American….
@Hamish Banish get over yourself geesh she put a laughing emoji, if you can’t take a joke you’re on the wrong comment feed.
@Hamish Banish read her comment and see her emoji. She just wants just want to joke about it. Words can go in both directions, negative and positive. Being kind to one another is something that we should do. I am very careful when responding to others. The NoClue Gardener, thanks for a kind response to Hamish.
I NEED MORE OF THIS GUY
Agree 1,000%
Iskakzk
Same!!
Yes! I do too! 😂😂😂😂 I'm coughing bc I'm laughing so hard!
@Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha Yes, he's a natural!
Can anybody tell his last name ? It is not on my you tube site.
Thanks!
Mr. Sarduy thank you so much for this skit!! Its so refreshing to hear clean comedy and it still make you laugh til you cry. I truly needed the laughter you provided me with tonight. Laughter is one of the best medicines available to us. Thank you for providing just what the doctor prescribed.
This guy is totally amazing he is so funny I'm sitting here trying to eat breakfast been on the road traveling on the interstate nothing about Chuck myself to death because I'm laughing so hard he is unbelievably funny and so relatable looks he does look very very young around he is lucky to have a mama like he had and he is a very very very talented young man go man go
this guy deserves a Netflix special. request sent! ^^
Hello
How are you doing
@@jamesmaddison4493 after seeing this special? great!! :D
@@miiasiin cool, I came across your comment here and decided to say hello
It will be nice to know you better
I live in Los Angeles, would you mind to tell me little about yourself!
💯
@@jamesmaddison4493 creep
This was solid the whole way through, but the ending had me in stitches.
I hope he gets more specials!
✝️There was God in the beginning. He created everything. The universe cannot be eternal. According to the second law of thermodynamics, the universe is slowly dying. It would then be impossible for it to grow since it is slowly diminishing. Trust alone in Jesus. Christ died for our sins on the cross and he was risen from the grave by the power of God. Death could not hold the POWER OF JESUS!!! His mighty name shall reign forever!!! He is Almighty!! He can let us live in the absolute Glory of God every day forever and ever if we just trust in him and are saved and born again. It is truly so simple that a child can understand it!!!✝️🙏✝️
@@tedtod4489 keep going with the science! Get rid of the god delusion and be liberated!
@@tedtod4489 amen brother
@@tedtod4489 I believe in Jesus also, but was this REALLY the place? As a true Christian we are supposed to "love one another" and lead others with kindness and show God's love by our actions. Not shove our beliefs to others who are not interested. Be ready to share, don't barge in and force it. Forcing your beliefs on others won't convince them to join your beliefs, it will push them in the complete opposite direction. All the same, Be blessed.
@@hmwhitt82 Missionaries both in America and overseas go to places where no one is thinking or caring about Jesus. Some people may have never been exposed to the ramifications of the Good News of Jesus and how important He is for their eternal welfare. This may be the first time some people have had to think about Him. Ted Tod just gave them some food for thought. I considered it to be a commercial break. 🙂
I can relate to this guy. I grew up on a ranch in southern Az. About four times a summer my tiny little, very ladylike grandmother, who spoke perfect spanish, would call the mexican ranch hands up to the house to help butcher the young roosters. She would use a hatchet, finish off a dozen roosters in ten minutes. The ranch hands would just twist their heads off. My brother and I would head for the hills for the whole day to avoid the feathers, heads and feet. We never back talked my grandmother. When you see a five foot ninety pound woman hack a rattlesnack into a dozen pieces before it even has a chance to rattle, you know who's in charge.
Absolutely hysterical!!! This guy is great! I have tears in my eyes, my abs hurt, and I feel to the floor. 5 out of 5 stars!!!!
"I'm in the Airforce not the Cirq du Soleil". That is fantastic, I couldn't breathe. Great writing, impeccable performance. 10/10
I saw this with my 8 year old son and he was “ his mom sounds just like you.” 🤣 I love everything about his show and I have to agree with most of the comments here. He is an excellent story teller!
¡No me aburrí en lo absoluto en ninguna parte del video! 👏🏼
Lol
Verdad ?
Your son has humor thsts cool..
Women like you raise men with anger issues.
Who's here again, just to refresh before watching his 2nd show that just dropped? 👏👏👏 Awesome Jose 💯
That thing in your hand, it floats!!
LOL, yep😂
I found Dry Bar about a year or so ago. Jose is truly one of the best of the best. I literally wear a smile the whole show through.
I have given friends and family links to his show. I have watched his shows at least 5, if not more, times over. It never gets boring; he tells stories about himself and family without saying anything bad about them. He shows you how to laugh at yourself and everyday incidents.
I laughed so long and so hard that my cat became concerned and came to check on me. She is literally crawling over me as i type this. Thank you. :D
Haha classic. Funny how our pets will check on us like that.
🐱😻Sweet kitty.
Reminds me of my kitty when he’d do this when I watched comedy stuff.
"literally"
😂😂😂
He looks so young, but speaks so old school - unbelievable!
he looks a little like Tom Cruise´s brother
He's 42--doesn't look it!
@@yashereen how is this dude 42
@@Skittlez_apex
Basque ancestry/genetics. A huge portion of Cubans have it.
Because he doesn't have kids, haha!
As a Latina that also 'passes' as 'white', I find this hilariously relatable. Also, you do look like a policeman.
TRY HAVING RED HAIR 👩🏻🦰 AND FRECKLES
It's not a doors or salesman trying to sell a Hoover vacuum cleaner I'm glad he looks like a policeman 👮♀️
Undercover ICE
He is so hundsome. 😍
I’m so happy he’s clean and easy to listen to! No bad words or bad music... thank you!!! Enjoyed this!
what are you? 5 years old?
@@redbetta2191 how old are you? in English, clean means with little to no vulgar language...IMO his voice is simplistic... it’s a compliment on his basic routine. You don’t have to agree. Just MO.
Same here. And I can let my kids watch because they love this kind of humor
I once made the same comment and people flipped out at me. This channel, Dry Bar Comedy, is meant to only have clean humor.
@@redbetta2191 what are you, 2?
as a veteran I appreciate your humour. as a mom I nearly died laughing. thank you
Terrifying combination
I was cleaning my kitchen while listening to this…my Sprite ended up all over the counter, floor & mail during a spit take I was laughing so hard! Also, thank you for your service, sir.
I can't believe how incredibly funny José is! Brilliant! Had me laughing out loud!
He is genuinely funny. Real easy on the eyes too! He killed me with "She was a pretty lady, she got ugly real fast"🤣🤣🤣
That last story practically had me rolling on the floor! It was so hilarious and my sides are hurting from laughing so hard and long!! Really enjoyed his humor!!!👍👌
Looks a little like a young Tom Cruise (back when I used to like him)
@@adorable3817 yep .. I agree with you on that.
Just need shades
That was a great story
Side splitting stitches of laughter, haven’t laughed this hard in years. I was calling out for help because i was in pain doubled over From laughing so hard. Thank you!
Sounds like a hernia ...
I honestly can’t remember the last time I was bent over double in laughter. I saved this one to a playlist and have it bookmarked to share with a friend ASAP so I can cry again.
You gotta get out more.
He is good! My second time watching this.
@@rohypnotist6263 STOP IT
I can watch this video over and over and still laugh so hard. I have a son in the military and he is just like those two guards Jose was talking about. Spot on description. I lost it 😂😂😂
I've listened to his videos multiple times and still get tears in my eyes laughing so hard!
Not only is he funny and hits home with my childhood history, he's also nice eye candy!
hahahaha he really is a young looking fellow
Imagine if a man said this about a woman lol
So objectifying pfff lol
@@antayafairless9028 they do. All the time. What's your point?
Yes he definitely is ! 👏😁
As a parent to a sore loser, the "thank you" resonates in my soul.
@Lydia Hughes I realize where I went wrong with my son. He talks down to me and thinks he knows more. I should have killed a chicken in front of him a loooong time ago.🤦♀️
@@milliesecond102 That are me?
@@spacebar9733 late night typing and the auto correct on my phone 🤦♀️
I did kill a chicken in front of my daughter when she was 10! She pretended to faint and yelled you’re a monster! Good times. Lol!🤣🤣🤣She still turned out rude and entitled. She’s an only child.
@Lydia Hughes lol we live on a farm. Killing a chicken and then having your kids help you clean it then made a large pot of chicken and dumplings. It's called teaching your kids the facts of life. My daughter was 4 at the time. She bragged about how good that rooster tasted🤣 what do you teach your kids the burgers are grown at McDonald's?
This guy is hilarious!! And I like that he finds humor in his own culture and share with everyone!
Oh man, I totally enjoyed him from the beginning all the way to the end. I could relate to so much of his skit I was just about in tears from laughing so hard. I am so very grateful for the laughter he brought me tonight. I so needed it. I really hope to see much, much more of Jose.
This guy is a great storyteller!! And his act is clean!!
I think he is more funny because of how clean his act is. There are so many comedians I want to like so much but, I don't because they can't keep it clean.
If any comedian performs on Drybar they all have to keep it clean. Standard procedure.
HE looked like a kid to me. But his humor is very intelligent without political competition many comedians do, sex and foul language. Thanks this is great!!!
@My Sibs, Excellent point! 😀
@@jcubed821 Well thank you.
Clean Mouth Comedy! 🎊 👍🏼👌🏼
@MySibs you nailed it. I always told my kids "You can be funny without swearing".
It probably because he does not have any kids.
I came across this guy last week & Ive watched it everyday,this guy is hilarious. His timing is on point.
I think Jose Sarduy is so cute and funny. It's a breath of fresh air to be listening and laughing at clean comedy, I can't stand it when there is swearing, and worse sometimes.
This guy is great! No cursing, tearfully funny, intelligent and gorgeous! Wow. ♡
Agree!!! Gorgeous and hilarious
Yup! Clean cut; smart; accomplished; Hilarious; patriotic immigrant: humble, good looking; and to top it off- Latino! As a Latina immigrant myself, I think he's a quite the catch!😍
I saw him live about 10 years ago in Fort Wayne, IN. He put on a great show and I laughed so hard! Loved his energy. Even met him and talked after the show. Super nice guy and very down to earth. Hope things keep working out for him!
Hi, do you recall his name. Ty
I was six when my dad did this. 😮. I couldn’t eat any chicken that day.
I would love to see him live
His name is José Sardui.
Cannot remember the last time I laughed that uncontrollably!!! 🤣
This made me laugh so much, my colleagues at work had to rush into my office to see what's wrong with me
This is a very wonderful comedy piece
The last 6 minutes of this is the hardest laughed in at least a decade. There was a moment where I was worried I was either going to pass out or puke. Thank you so much for that laugh.
🤣💀⚰️ I almost choked to death on my dinner! Don't eat and watch this ⚠️ hysterical!
I know right!!! 🤣😂🤣
I know that feeling all to well. Though I almost pissed myself on top of it all.
It’s 3:13 am I wasn’t 100% sure I was gonna make it an the worst part is I’d have to wait 10 hours until they realize I wasn’t asleep
Agree😁😆😅😂🤣
I love it! A comedian who's funny without foul language!
Me too
it is called "the dry bar" for a reason
He's very good. Funny! Is there a go fund me?
vocabulary clean are showsBarDry
It's not called drybar because the show is clean, it's because it doesn't serve alcohol in the club...
One of the best Dry Bar comedians... clean and great jokes!
His KFC/Vegetarian joke reminded me that I had a friend who passed away about 12 years ago and he was a vegetarian who ate Nathan's hot dogs. Literally 99% of his diet was no meat and then his family would have these bbqs every few months and he would be there eating Nathan's hot dogs. Had to be Nathan's. The absolute strangest diet I've ever seen in real life.
My ex husband devoted vegetarian since age 8 but eats Nandos chicken 😅
Hands down the funniest Dry Bar Comedian I have listened to and the last 6 minutes I had tears from my eyes because I was laughing so hard
Incredible wasn't it
Well, I started playing this stand up show just for some background noise while I fell asleep........ Unfortunately, this guy got me laughing so hard that I'm now fully awake, but worse than that, my laughter woke up my dog, and I think my dogs barking might have woke up the next door neighbour ! :D
Brilliant set man. That was epic.
I love this
Lmao too funny!! 🤣
Hahaha Hahaha I totally understand
Same
Is laughter this guy's secret? He looks 22, not 42. 🤔
I just saw him at the USAF Academy. He’s as nice in person as he is on screen. Self deprecating about his USAF career. A pilot! Amazing! Bravo on ur success, Jose!
Air Force brat here. I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard! Thank you for this!
My maternal grandfather-2nd generation American-lived with us. He was a huge fan of baseball, *and* very patriotic. If you were in our house when the national anthem played to start the game, you were expected to stop what you were doing and stand (hand on heart) in front of the TV until it was finished.
What a great story. Your grandfather was awesome. Thank you for sharing!!
Lol that’s fantastic.
Bless his heart!! That is how a lot of Americans used to be. I tear up EVERY time I hear, "The Star Spangled Banner" or "God bless America." I learned and sang them every day in elementary school.
Love this story!❤
Is that not the standard rule? Well, here in 2021, I guess that is the case in most places. But when I was a growing up, 30yrs ago, the only time you didn't stand was if you physically could not. But even then you were expected to pay attention respectfully.
The difference between a fairy tale and a military story: One starts with "Once upon a time" and the other starts with "No s**t, this really happened.
For real
Too true.
Umm. Just going to say it...your accent is hot lol
Grew up in a military family and the way I normally hear the story the person starts off with “so there I was”
So true
Richard Gere and Tom Cruz had a son
omg that's so great
This guy is hilarious!! I haven’t laughed this much in forever!!
18:55 I knew it from his stance, he's part of the armed forces. Good humour, can't stop laughing. God bless his Cuban parents. 😂
I was looking for this, I hate putting repeats up when you could've scrolled a lil and found the same you thought and agree.
I didn't notice that until I saw this comment, I went back and watched it. Its so cool that you noticed this
Yep. The belt buckle was a dead giveaway.
There were actually Cubans on the Titanic, and they did survived. 😂😂
Really?!!!😳
The best info is in the comments! 😂😂😂👍
OMG I'm floored if this is true.
thank you
Servando Jose Florentino Ovies y Rodríguez, was the sole Cuban aboard the Titanic. The 36-year-old worked in the import business in Havana where he lived with his wife, Eva Lopez del Vallardo and son, Ramon Servando. Although a first-class passenger, Rodríguez was not able to make it out of the sinking alive.
"WHERE WE GONNA GET MILK STEVE?"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you, Jose, it has been years since a comedy routine has made me actually laugh out loud as much as this one!!!😂😂😂