The Worlds Funniest Police Officer. Kevin Jordan - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 22 май 2020
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @ryanodom6101
    @ryanodom6101 3 года назад +2091

    “Where’s the black part of town?”
    “Wherever you happen to be at the time”
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @shannonwood9110
    @shannonwood9110 7 месяцев назад +113

    This guy is hilarious😂Found him by accident and he's bringing back so many funny memories of the 60's and 70's days.

  • @professormaxtrinity
    @professormaxtrinity Год назад +94

    30 years ago I was the bar manager for the Comedy Circuit at Snowbird. Kevin played there a couple of times a week at a stretch. I was his driver and when my car broke down we both road in the back of a truck from the main location in Midvale. All the way up the mountain we talked. And after closing time we sometimes played a little pool and talked some more. What an intelligent, lovely and surprisingly serious man. I'm just delighted to see him here, with 6.5 M views and knockin' it out of the park. Well done and well deserved. Hats off Kevin from Kelly, way back in the day.

  • @lindsey2233
    @lindsey2233 9 месяцев назад +79

    The pencil, nickel, pliers, brown bag, phone book, hanger, he wasn’t wrong 😂😂😂 childhood memories 😂😂😂

    • @MMuraseofSandvich
      @MMuraseofSandvich 21 день назад

      I use the channel changing thingie to operate my window AC...

  • @ZackNasty
    @ZackNasty 4 года назад +4936

    man this dude roasted the absolute crap out of me and my buddy on a Norwegian cruise ship a couple of years ago. literally the entire hour for both of his shows. dude is hilarious. We were nicknamed 21 and 22 lolol

    • @DASHIE75
      @DASHIE75 4 года назад +129

      AWESOMENESS!!!

    • @theroof6378
      @theroof6378 4 года назад +92

      That’s wow, there’s no other way to ask this so, was he telling the same jokes/ routine? Just curious.

    • @lorawiese5897
      @lorawiese5897 4 года назад +75

      Sweet..he is so tremendously funny and so able to relate to my growing up.

    • @brianbuday8639
      @brianbuday8639 3 года назад +42

      ZackNasty you were lucky most entertainment on cruise ships is pretty naff😝

    • @doyinoyenuga7279
      @doyinoyenuga7279 3 года назад +14

      Makes me 24.

  • @denakelley4363
    @denakelley4363 3 года назад +1587

    Hahaha- "Man I feel like crap...but no sense wasting a sick day." TRUTH!

  • @redbrown7355
    @redbrown7355 9 месяцев назад +36

    Some people are just made for comedy. This guy is one of them. Hilarious!!

  • @plantfeeder6677
    @plantfeeder6677 Год назад +362

    Flashing the light in the cops face had me laughing. That payback was beautiful.

    • @marcos7801
      @marcos7801 Год назад +14

      I was wondering how much of it the cop was gonna take, but the comedian eventually stopped shining it in his face.

    • @MarkelBeverley
      @MarkelBeverley 10 месяцев назад +7

      He wasn't doing for payback. It was a joke.

    • @eligebrown8998
      @eligebrown8998 8 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @coups119
      @coups119 7 месяцев назад +5

      yes, he holds it the way a cop does too.

    • @normansawatzky4778
      @normansawatzky4778 26 дней назад +1

      I didn't just get the light in my face when I was pulled over...I got lipy with them because they were targeting me...they quickly changed it to a Billy club and I got it in the face...I deserved every bit of it!

  • @cryssiLOVE
    @cryssiLOVE 4 года назад +2286

    The way he holds the flashlight tells you he ain't lying about being a cop. 😂😂

    • @cameronferriere9879
      @cameronferriere9879 4 года назад +165

      You know why they hold the flashlight that way? Back when they used those big D cell flashlight they would hold the light near the front so they could hit you with the back of it.

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 3 года назад +29

      Yep!

    • @jed-henrywitkowski6470
      @jed-henrywitkowski6470 3 года назад +66

      @@cameronferriere9879 A dude knocked out a tooth on my MagLight. He swung at me, and I extend my right arm, to block I just happened to have my light in my right hand, so when he leaned in to close that swing he smacked his front teeth on the end of my MagLight.
      I was holding that MagLight, cop style. I'm no cop though. Just kin and friend to several former cops.

    • @joecascade5105
      @joecascade5105 3 года назад +16

      it tells me he is holding a flashlight. The way he shows his teeth tells me he is a carnivore.

    • @dutchdykefinger
      @dutchdykefinger 3 года назад +20

      @@cameronferriere9879 my sister still keeps an oldschool maglight doubling as self defense in the fuse box lol

  • @oldguy7144
    @oldguy7144 3 года назад +718

    How a retired 5' - 4" Police Officer from L.A. came away with a sense of humour is truly amazing. Good work!

  • @grichl88
    @grichl88 7 месяцев назад +34

    I grew up in the 90s, was born in 88, it's great how much of this was still nostalgic for me. The candy, the toys, the games we'd make up, and always having some good shows to watch even if we didn't have 500 channels and you had to time things. Heck, even the station wagon with the panels.
    I've seen this 3 times now and it still brings me back. Such good bits!

    • @angelat.8997
      @angelat.8997 2 месяца назад +1

      Born in ‘76, and agree! He’s hilarious!

  • @Arend85
    @Arend85 Год назад +386

    I like these comedians who don't swear all the time. It is just clean and good time fun. Love it.

    • @Kenny_nolastname
      @Kenny_nolastname Год назад +8

      They're just words who cares? This guys funny, that's all I care about when watching comedy. Why does everyone commenting have to mention that he never said a potty word?

    • @dehydratedwater9806
      @dehydratedwater9806 Год назад +17

      You do know that swearing isn't allowed at Dry Bar, don't you?

    • @kathyhollenbach7413
      @kathyhollenbach7413 Год назад +20

      @@Kenny_nolastname Because people that have to curse are just ignorant.

    • @AlkanetEXE
      @AlkanetEXE Год назад +12

      ​@@Kenny_nolastname makes it much easier to listen to at work, at least that's my reason for appreciating the DB channel.

    • @noyoudidnt5816
      @noyoudidnt5816 Год назад +2

      ​@Kathy Hollenbach that's funny

  • @Prairie7777
    @Prairie7777 3 года назад +81

    I love this guy !!! I'm 73 and I identify with EVERYTHING he's saying! Fantastic!!!

  • @arianefr78
    @arianefr78 3 года назад +1841

    I got here by accident, but I'm glad I watched him, he's funny and no bad language...

    • @EnoughSaidNoNeedToDiscuss
      @EnoughSaidNoNeedToDiscuss 3 года назад +12

      A of these comedian snitch videos rolling up in my feed😂😂😂. Never knew there were soo many of them, wow👀🤭😂😂😂

    • @jamesslick4790
      @jamesslick4790 3 года назад +39

      "bad language" has a place in comedy (and drama), but too often it's used as a "shock" to deflect the audience from a lack of talent. A comedian with actual talent can work "straight" or work "blue" if they are FUNNY. Overuse of "bad language" without any real reason lessens the "shock" effect anyways, Leading to....Exposing the NOT FUNNY aspect of much modern "humor".

    • @mediomarm
      @mediomarm 3 года назад +28

      All Dry Bar doesn’t have curse words they have a free app if you want to watch more shows without bad language in it!

    • @jamiebutler9894
      @jamiebutler9894 3 года назад +5

      yes

    • @mrcart497
      @mrcart497 3 года назад +11

      YES sometimes I dont want to hear any cussin!!!

  • @jeffmaness8323
    @jeffmaness8323 2 года назад +25

    Ì was having a rough day 62 years old and feeling that every bit of it until now this man just made my day !!
    Thank you so vary much God bless

  • @crystalfranklin2583
    @crystalfranklin2583 2 года назад +104

    Love how this guy interacts with the audience. Everything he says is so relatable. I had serious 70s and 80s flashbacks watching this .

  • @glenjenkins2858
    @glenjenkins2858 3 года назад +1142

    Newly sober guy in treatment here...... And I can't stop smiling about this guys style. Genuinely funny, no cussing, no judging and no womanizing. This guys the real deal and should never stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Kelly-qv3wg
      @Kelly-qv3wg 3 года назад +45

      Congratulations to you!! Keep moving forward one day at a time. Humour helped me so much in my early days. Kevin heart "gun compartments" always cracked me up no matter what!

    • @FM19MONTH
      @FM19MONTH 3 года назад +23

      Heartfelt congratulations! You are a special person ❤️😃💙💚

    • @dernvader6876
      @dernvader6876 3 года назад +8

      Its better when you are high....

    • @MCV-xg7kc
      @MCV-xg7kc 3 года назад +20

      Excellent! 25 yrs here ☮️

    • @druoleary
      @druoleary 3 года назад +19

      That really helps watching good laughs with other Dry people.

  • @spideydew20
    @spideydew20 3 года назад +557

    "Do you know where your prostate is?" I lost it.
    This guy is right from my era. I LOVED his recollection of all those games and candies and TV shows.

    • @EagleOneM1953
      @EagleOneM1953 2 года назад +4

      Yeah... I'm originally from Belgium and we were one of the first houses in the street to have TV. We had two (2)national channels which both started broadcasting for the first time in 1958, one in Flemish ( similar to Dutch) and one in French.
      In the early 60s they would purchase programs and series from the US because it was cheaper than producing their own, including Lassie and Flipper... Zorro and the Monkees were the others I remember. That's how I learned to speak English... listening to the words and reading the subtitles in Flemish... Amazing how well that works...

    • @jjones8813
      @jjones8813 2 года назад

      It was tmi on the grease, tho, Kevin.

    • @jjones8813
      @jjones8813 2 года назад

      It's the walking part, Kevin, that could be eliminated. No double innuendo intended.

  • @karenallen5208
    @karenallen5208 2 года назад +93

    Now, I don't care who you are, this police officer is downright funny right there. This is just great; I'm on the edge of my seat wiping tears from the heavy-duty laughter. Keep up up the good work, Officer Jordan.!

  • @bcgirlrules
    @bcgirlrules Год назад +219

    OMG Kevin brought back so many childhood memories and laughs tonight! Amazing comedian and talented at his craft!🤣🤣🤣

  • @cfromcass
    @cfromcass 2 года назад +196

    The interactions with seventeen and his friend was precious.

  • @jasonmcmillan6598
    @jasonmcmillan6598 4 года назад +1893

    I saw him perform live on a cruise ship. Legit funny guy. Sat next to him the next morning at breakfast. Genuinely nice guy.

    • @user-sm2rj
      @user-sm2rj 4 года назад +32

      😁musta been FABULOUS!
      👍👍👍👍👍👍

    • @naslisntxaij
      @naslisntxaij 4 года назад +38

      Lucky u! Everyone in the audience enjoyed this set and so did I.

    • @Jessesgirl0307
      @Jessesgirl0307 4 года назад +37

      Love hanging out with the comics on cruises. They are so cool when you get really great ones

    • @oterra64
      @oterra64 4 года назад +3

      @@user-sm2rj lol oh I

    • @theroof6378
      @theroof6378 4 года назад +19

      It’s lik y’all were on the same cruise. I mean the peeps writing comments

  • @marcos7801
    @marcos7801 Год назад +138

    Kevin Jordan was really funny. The answers to the questions he asked the two 17 year olds were SO on point!I remembered doing every one of things he said when I was young.

    • @howardford6991
      @howardford6991 Год назад +5

      He should have held up a book of paper matches and ask the 2 kids if they knew what that was.......Matches? No, but you were SO close. It's what you jam under the 8-track tape in your car to keep the tape from dragging, lol

    • @jacksonthurman5455
      @jacksonthurman5455 4 месяца назад

      I was one of those 17 year olds!

  • @tootired76
    @tootired76 Год назад +17

    I'm so glad I found this! I'm not exaggerating when I say he brought tears tom my eyes!! "Seventeen, what is this? No, but you're so close!!"

  • @thomasjanzen2367
    @thomasjanzen2367 3 года назад +672

    Most people don't even realize how big of a sense of humor you have to have to even try being a cop. This guy is the real deal.

    • @caroljomartin3051
      @caroljomartin3051 3 года назад +5

      Cops "doing their job" isn't funny. It's dangerous to civilians.

    • @DCHexchannel
      @DCHexchannel 3 года назад +50

      Carol Jo Martin Cops doing their job is beneficial for law abiding civilians, it’s dangerous for criminals.

    • @bouncerslabrealnature9143
      @bouncerslabrealnature9143 3 года назад +3

      Correct, his whole life has been a joke.

    • @elouise5593
      @elouise5593 3 года назад +11

      @Sable Burden They usually do. It's the few bad ones that make the news.

    • @isk8durmom893
      @isk8durmom893 3 года назад +8

      Well yeah but it's usually "hey (partner) you see that guy minding his own business? Watch this" and then the city does an "internal investigation" that ends with a paid vacation for the useless waste of oxygen they call an officer

  • @youreworthyourweightinavoc7189
    @youreworthyourweightinavoc7189 3 года назад +295

    "I bet both your knees are real" 😆

    • @suzannenichols6900
      @suzannenichols6900 3 года назад +4

      "17....."(spoken with a tsk and distain)
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @susanhowe163
      @susanhowe163 3 года назад

      NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THAT MEANS. BOTH KNEES BEND?
      HE SOUNDS GAY,BUT DOES THAT MATTER WHEN YOU HAVE A SENSE OF CLEAN HUMOUR AND HAS SERVED HIS COUNTRY AS A COP.. HEY MAN, ARREST ME. 🤣🤣🥰🇨🇦

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker 3 года назад +5

      @@susanhowe163 Susan, read a book

    • @K.Spade7902
      @K.Spade7902 3 года назад +2

      @@susanhowe163
      He means his knees still work and are what he was BORN with. GOOD GRIEF!!

  • @nathanb5923
    @nathanb5923 2 года назад +382

    What is so great about this video is that he never had to resort to swearing or smut to make you laugh. Just so wholesome.

    • @rickylahey4397
      @rickylahey4397 Год назад +20

      @@robertsipe9748 if this isn't funny to you what is? I'm serious. I think he's hilarious. What part of not funny am I missing? I'm not being a jerk I'm actually very curious. 👍

    • @Telesgoooo
      @Telesgoooo Год назад

      @@rickylahey4397 glorifying whipping kids with adhd Yeahhhh real funny

    • @dehydratedwater9806
      @dehydratedwater9806 Год назад +11

      Um ... It's Dry Bar. No swearing or smut is allowed.

    • @user-bp5qy7on2d
      @user-bp5qy7on2d 10 месяцев назад +8

      Provo Utah is a predominantly Morman city is why it's not like that.

    • @cb145
      @cb145 8 месяцев назад +6

      Dry bar doesn't allow the cussing

  • @TheHappyHummy
    @TheHappyHummy Год назад +63

    20:54 As a 17 year old watching this, I find this extremely wholesome that entire generations have different things that connect them 💙

  • @t.j.9745
    @t.j.9745 4 года назад +1724

    "Who knew I was the glue holding that whole department together."

    • @meganluck4352
      @meganluck4352 4 года назад +31

      hilarious

    • @jetcitysinatra7300
      @jetcitysinatra7300 4 года назад +17

      *T.J.* that's my initials also , Cool. . .

    • @carljosephson5480
      @carljosephson5480 4 года назад +32

      Why isnt this guy on national TV? Best comedy in twenty years.

    • @crenee4742
      @crenee4742 3 года назад +13

      Classic

    • @sharonbizriguez
      @sharonbizriguez 3 года назад +15

      I'm wondering who just retired within the last few weeks..... 👀

  • @whodoesntloveMikey
    @whodoesntloveMikey 3 года назад +698

    "I bet both your knees are real"😂😂😂😂

    • @thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083
      @thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 3 года назад +10

      I saw your comment just as he said it 😂😂😂

    • @tbone9246
      @tbone9246 2 года назад +6

      No lie. I'm turning 58 and both of mine just started killing me. Probably have 2 new ones before I'm 60.

    • @timothysmith8667
      @timothysmith8667 2 года назад +4

      The roller tape sitting in the backseat of a station wagon he tapes his mouth and puts his hands behind his back to look like he's been bound and gagged

    • @chrisschimmel3003
      @chrisschimmel3003 2 года назад +3

      Look up Mike Armstrong

    • @gailaparenteau9644
      @gailaparenteau9644 2 года назад

      @@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 wqqqql look 00 poo and listen I

  • @latonyarobinson7703
    @latonyarobinson7703 2 года назад +28

    He's naming all the Candies we ate, All the Games we played,TV shows and Movies , we watched back in the day..I miss them Days🙂

  • @leenaamwaalwa3567
    @leenaamwaalwa3567 2 года назад +162

    This is real talent; no swearing, good family comedy...classic. I enjoyed this, and I'll watch it again and again. 🔥💞

    • @kathyhollenbach7413
      @kathyhollenbach7413 Год назад +1

      @Leena Amwa...
      Tune in to Drybar Comedy regularly. You will be glad. Hilarious comedy, always clean.

  •  3 года назад +147

    Remember getting a phone call and not knowing who was calling. Every call was a surprise.

    • @Ainaes-Feline
      @Ainaes-Feline 3 года назад +3

      stephen Hill God, you make me feel old. so I bought a house phone turned off the id.😏

    • @johnnaab8960
      @johnnaab8960 3 года назад +6

      And no answering machines. I still remember our first number and my best friends. Lol.

    • @angelasmith5351
      @angelasmith5351 3 года назад +10

      Anybody here have the kitchen wall phone with the really loooong cord?

    •  3 года назад +3

      @@angelasmith5351 Hell yea. That was the best. Ours was in the kitchen and I could almost stretch it to the living room for privacy.

    •  3 года назад +5

      @@angelasmith5351 oh and it was yellow. Why? Who knows. Think the guy from the truck convinced us it was popular.

  • @tonyking1756
    @tonyking1756 3 года назад +1317

    "Give me a wink if they're holding you against your will."

    • @ClaireOSullivanAuthor
      @ClaireOSullivanAuthor 3 года назад +32

      I know lol. and the joke about him in the back of the station wagon with his dad's duct tape. thought I'd die. funny.

    • @GalaxyPrincessK
      @GalaxyPrincessK 3 года назад +5

      ;[]

    • @mr.prilosec725
      @mr.prilosec725 3 года назад +7

      *wink*

    • @misska7535
      @misska7535 3 года назад +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍😍😂😂

    • @shelli523
      @shelli523 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

  • @cottonclarksa
    @cottonclarksa 2 года назад +76

    Outstanding comedian. Funny stuff. Better yet, absolutely flawless delivery! Need to see more of Kevin Jordan.

  • @nanettecormier8513
    @nanettecormier8513 2 года назад +36

    His delivery and timing are exquisite!

  • @jamescritchlow3445
    @jamescritchlow3445 3 года назад +335

    I love the audience participation of this guy.

    • @EagleOneM1953
      @EagleOneM1953 2 года назад +9

      Yep, especially with the Plop Plop Fizz Fizz and the 33 45 👉78

  • @ialone7487
    @ialone7487 3 года назад +197

    This man is awsome! He talked about things I remembered and some things I had forgotten. Thank you sir for your service to country and comedy!!!

  • @Mellowyellow54
    @Mellowyellow54 Год назад +46

    We had the best child hood, candy cigs and pixie sticks. We were always outside living life 🙌🏼🤣😂

  • @joanneaudley1816
    @joanneaudley1816 Год назад +8

    This is absolutely one of the funniest comedians if not the funniest I have seen. So funny I'm going to watch it again tmo.

  • @jackwatsonepic626
    @jackwatsonepic626 3 года назад +94

    I like how uses the torch to communicate with the audience so they know which member he's talking to
    Never seen that before
    This guy is so underrated

  • @heru-deshet359
    @heru-deshet359 4 года назад +718

    "Hey where's the Black part of town? Wherever you happen to be at the time". OMG, hilarious!

    • @hydrolito
      @hydrolito 4 года назад +3

      Sioux would be darkness part of town until he got there.

    • @davidwright3639
      @davidwright3639 4 года назад +1

      N

    • @prairiecreations
      @prairiecreations 3 года назад +5

      I'm from ND and that's so true....

    • @heru-deshet359
      @heru-deshet359 3 года назад +31

      @Petey Barnum The great thing is that no one cares about your opinion.

    • @jeannierusso2134
      @jeannierusso2134 3 года назад +9

      This. Is funny stuff. Lots of Luv from ohio

  • @adeleennis2255
    @adeleennis2255 Год назад +38

    I love the candy necklace joke and sound effects. Plus, the Etch-a-Sketch, who didn’t build stairs with that thing. I work on a computer all day. When my eyes start crossing, I rewatch this set. It’s always funny!

  • @kathyhollenbach7413
    @kathyhollenbach7413 Год назад +23

    He is a rerun of my entire childhood....so hilarious. As soon as he started with the munchkin voice he had me. I could not stop laughing; my face hurt, I was laughing so hard!!! Love you Kevin.

  • @thepresence365
    @thepresence365 4 года назад +494

    "That's enough gluten to kill four kids today" 😂

    • @Liv2bnutz
      @Liv2bnutz 4 года назад +20

      I lost it on that joke. "It's like biting into a cloud, it so white." Too funny!

    • @revbobmartin
      @revbobmartin 3 года назад +5

      The Presence that cracks me up 😂

    • @Timeandseason
      @Timeandseason 3 года назад +4

      Right! LOL

    • @wileyone2383
      @wileyone2383 3 года назад

      @@Liv2bnutz
      L
      L
      Llp

  • @omarcrespo77
    @omarcrespo77 3 года назад +93

    I cracked every time he said "SEVENTEEN...😒"
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheAvos18
      @TheAvos18 3 года назад +8

      Six..teen... xD

  • @nitishsawant1289
    @nitishsawant1289 Год назад +36

    I would love to hear more stories from him. Please bring him back!

  • @timmason1033
    @timmason1033 Год назад +8

    OMG --- how funny is Kevin Jordan ??!! -- full on belly laughs. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

  • @mobilcams
    @mobilcams 3 года назад +738

    Who the hell downvoted this guy.. I haven't laughed at a comedian that was this straight laced EVER!

    • @thedudewashere1987
      @thedudewashere1987 3 года назад +18

      @Michael Norris I wonder...if a video of joe rogan or bill burr got downvoted, would your mind go straight to , racists downvoted them? I have a sneaky suspicion that it wouldn't. Seems like you see things through the lense of race. Not a good look. You don't know why it got downvoted so you shouldn't toss around the word "racist" like confetti. It only cheapens and trivializes actual racism. Tighten up...

    • @sogsmcgee2183
      @sogsmcgee2183 3 года назад +10

      those who dont like police

    • @hox1299
      @hox1299 3 года назад +11

      All the ACAB people downvoted I guess

    • @deavantristan7489
      @deavantristan7489 3 года назад +6

      I bet a lot of younger people probably feel a bit attacked by this. Every one of his jokes revolved around teens and young adults being lazy and boring and over stimulated. Selfish etc. Isnt that right 17?

    • @traceysouth1047
      @traceysouth1047 3 года назад +5

      @Nuff In you DO realize this is about COMEDY , right ? Never ceases to amaze me how we got from a simple question regarding votes for a comedian to whatever bullshittery that is.

  • @findingsummit
    @findingsummit 3 года назад +1394

    This is actually so hilarious, probably the best stand up I’ve seen ever, this guy don’t curse, he’s original, and he involves the audience. And everything is funny, he don’t have any dry spots.

    • @supposedly1-2
      @supposedly1-2 3 года назад +33

      dry bar does not allow cursing so don't be shocked if you see him somewhere other than dry bar and he's cursing up a storm. idk if he does but i know of a lot of these comics do curse usually but ofc its not allowed here.

    • @mr.prilosec725
      @mr.prilosec725 3 года назад +9

      @@supposedly1-2 yeah so Annoying that they aren't allowed to curse here tbh

    • @Judah_Katzenberger
      @Judah_Katzenberger 3 года назад +5

      Nothing about this is original.

    • @Joshua-ev9uw
      @Joshua-ev9uw 3 года назад +39

      @@mr.prilosec725 I find it refreshing to nothear the "n word" every other sentence like black comedians typically do and I appreciate the lack of cursing in general because people laugh at curse words alone like idiots, so to be funny without cursing takes more skill.
      Btw: worse comedian ever (and one of the most vulgar): Amy Schumer

    • @99dedbuffoons17
      @99dedbuffoons17 3 года назад +13

      The lack of dry spots may be from the prostate exam lube 🙁🤣

  • @KarenGarcia-he8nf
    @KarenGarcia-he8nf 5 месяцев назад +5

    OMG… I passed the test 100% 🤣🤣🤣 Hadn’t laughed that hard in a long time!!!

  • @animalsareourangels93
    @animalsareourangels93 2 года назад +46

    This guy was so very talented!!! Could listen to him all day! He should start his own RUclips channel! Love from Canada! Susan

  • @Rikki0
    @Rikki0 3 года назад +471

    This guy has it all so right. One of the best comedians I've ever heard. I've no idea why he's not more famous.

    • @arlenethompson4795
      @arlenethompson4795 2 года назад +25

      Unfortunately, to become world famous, a person might have to sell their soul. We experienced his Wonder and That's Enough.

    • @nunyabizness3642
      @nunyabizness3642 2 года назад +1

      @@arlenethompson4795 nah, Jo Koy still has his soul.

    • @maggieb7164
      @maggieb7164 2 года назад +2

      I'm dying over here.

    • @andrewhall8742
      @andrewhall8742 2 года назад

      He is!

    • @MrJJandJim
      @MrJJandJim 2 года назад +3

      It's because the kids don't know how to record him on a vhs tape!

  • @Sithreis
    @Sithreis 4 года назад +693

    Didnt even need to curse for impact and wouldnt guess hes an ex cop. Great set.

    • @danceswithtwins8048
      @danceswithtwins8048 4 года назад +27

      Sithreis - comedians can’t curse at Drybar, it’s part of the contract to appear there.

    • @MrsShocoTaco
      @MrsShocoTaco 4 года назад +16

      @Raoul Fleckman I'm more intimidated by an overly calm cop than a belligerent one, personally. You never know what they're thinking lol

    • @mademoisellemorte6066
      @mademoisellemorte6066 3 года назад

      Bet yall are from utah

    • @angiecat845
      @angiecat845 3 года назад +11

      I love comediens who dont swear. I can enjoy them with the volume up high and not upset my Mom. And this guy is so funny. Win-win.

    • @foodlover7756
      @foodlover7756 3 года назад +2

      @Raoul Fleckman love him from England 🇬🇧

  • @johnrobinson1020
    @johnrobinson1020 2 года назад +10

    How refreshing to listen to a real comedian who doesn't have to rely on swearing or telling filthy jokes. This is what seperates the wanna be's from the real comedians. No smut, no swearing, just good clean comedy. He is the funniest man I have seen or heard for a long long time. A true stand up comic. I would go to his show any day of the week and I would know I was in for some real entertainement. Well done Kevin Jordan, you are a real trouper.

  • @chelseab5467
    @chelseab5467 2 года назад +28

    That man was brilliant! I love how how interacted with the audience. It just shows the other side of cops.

  • @bluenoser1567
    @bluenoser1567 3 года назад +168

    Incredible real life humor, what a treat. Serious talent ..

    • @aliencyborg3660
      @aliencyborg3660 2 года назад +3

      I agree 100%.
      This guy is awesome 😆👏👏👏

  • @hofthomecrap9534
    @hofthomecrap9534 3 года назад +425

    Love it: at 21:00 . . .
    Plop, plop, fizz, fizz;
    “Oh what a relief it is”

    • @busybees.r.c.1836
      @busybees.r.c.1836 3 года назад +3

      Im so saaad I didn't know what it was :(

    • @caramel_frappe
      @caramel_frappe 3 года назад +6

      Let me tell you, that brought out my childhood hearing that

    • @donnajohnson3334
      @donnajohnson3334 3 года назад +9

      @@busybees.r.c.1836 Alka Seltzer

    • @busybees.r.c.1836
      @busybees.r.c.1836 3 года назад +1

      @@donnajohnson3334 thank you 😁

    • @donnajohnson3334
      @donnajohnson3334 3 года назад +2

      @@busybees.r.c.1836 my dad used it a few times !.

  • @annmcnitt8749
    @annmcnitt8749 Год назад +17

    His prostate joke just about knocked me over. Hilarious.

  • @user-ev1yg1fo1x
    @user-ev1yg1fo1x 9 месяцев назад +4

    Love those dimples. He's one of the best - I laughed so hard! My poor brother also had to ride in the far back seat while my two sisters and I rode in the back seat. Seventeen!

  • @DavidGutierrez-nt7ov
    @DavidGutierrez-nt7ov 3 года назад +152

    I just stumbled on to this because it said "Funniest Cop" Hmmmm!!
    I was laughing hard from the beginning! I love his use of facial expressions as he described his experiences.
    Sitting in the back seat of the car. Had me rolling!😂😂
    Loved it!! Thank you Kevin!👍

    • @yomiawoniyi9394
      @yomiawoniyi9394 3 года назад +3

      David Gutierrez me too, all the way from NIGERIA. The guy is good and I like your comment

  • @Lea2340
    @Lea2340 3 года назад +139

    I really love the variety in Kevin Jordan's humor. He time traveled to a past a lot of us can relate to, as well as knowing what's up with the younger generation of today, and so much in between. Did not linger too long on any one subject, always brought in the humor of everything he reflected on. Now, THAT is how comedy is meant to be. I mean REAL comedy. I don't mind bad language, it can have it's place, but he didn't have a place for it. He is a credit and a comedic treasure! Thank you Mr. Jordan for the laughter. Well done sir!!

  • @lhyork1608
    @lhyork1608 2 года назад +46

    This comedian is a riot …just loved it !

  • @thegravellesstraveled2320
    @thegravellesstraveled2320 Год назад +10

    I’m speechless. A round of applause for a police officer!!! Obviously this didn’t take place in Portland, NYC, LA or SF.

  • @ocubex
    @ocubex 3 года назад +379

    Stumbled on the 'Dry Bar Comedy' yesterday, where have you been all my life? This is by far the funniest one.

    • @LAppleDumpling
      @LAppleDumpling 3 года назад +11

      No lie right?! Me too 2 days ago. How could no one have shared? MUCH needed laughter.:) # enjoy 😉

    • @house2437
      @house2437 3 года назад +4

      For me it's today

    • @aliseegenuine6414
      @aliseegenuine6414 3 года назад +3

      @ocubex I love Comedy! You might like to watch Michael Jr.? Christian Comedy which is funny, too. My “Christian” friends think he’s blasphemous, I think he’s great.

    • @christinepierce7560
      @christinepierce7560 3 года назад +2

      @@aliseegenuine6414 👩‍🎤 Thanks for recommending Michael Jr. I just looked at his YT page and this guy is really funny.🤪

    • @1991poe
      @1991poe 3 года назад +6

      Watch Shayne Smith, Jose Sarduy, Fred Klett, Myles Weber, Cam Bertrand or BT. All are hilarious but Fred, Cam, and Shayne are my favorite. If you liked this guy, you'll probably love these and they are all dry bar as well.

  • @PleasentDddd
    @PleasentDddd 3 года назад +242

    *pulls out hanger*
    “What’s this?”
    Me: “That’s a car door opener.”

    • @dodgywheelsandropeywiring5697
      @dodgywheelsandropeywiring5697 2 года назад +5

      haha, yeah, I was thinking the coat hanger was a car key too. (locked my keys in my car many a time).

    • @nicto13
      @nicto13 2 года назад +5

      That was what I got when the belt quit working

    • @cristobalnavarro283
      @cristobalnavarro283 2 года назад +10

      Sink drain snake

    • @abqjewel5055
      @abqjewel5055 2 года назад +3

      * Car door opener was my second guess lol 😂

    • @nanettestpierre4368
      @nanettestpierre4368 2 года назад +4

      Hanger= s'more marshmallow toaster😁😁

  • @michelekelly8810
    @michelekelly8810 Год назад +28

    Without a doubt Kevin Jordan is a phenomenally gifted natural talent. I laughed so hard I peed a little in my britches.

  • @delgado2010
    @delgado2010 2 года назад +34

    All those great jokes and not a single curse word. That's real comedy!

  • @rob1111
    @rob1111 3 года назад +291

    This guy is amazing! He brought back a lot of funny memories.

    • @miguelzambrano2260
      @miguelzambrano2260 2 года назад +1

      We all have a scar…..with a funny story behind it

    • @conniemazas
      @conniemazas 2 года назад

      When he mentioned the tube (wax) with the juice in it, I remember it was called a Tacola Stick. Wow, what a memory.

    • @aalkurdi
      @aalkurdi 2 года назад

      Colonoscopy ain’t funny man 😂

  • @d.thurston8524
    @d.thurston8524 3 года назад +234

    I haven't laughed so much and so hard in a year. Tears from laughing and not one curse word. Genius.

    • @poison_corpse3140
      @poison_corpse3140 2 года назад +4

      Yrah, tons of respect for this guy, hope he sees the comments..

    • @theoffspringguy
      @theoffspringguy 2 года назад +1

      When does it get funny bc I'm 5 minutes in and it's....not bad...but not particularly funny..

    • @poison_corpse3140
      @poison_corpse3140 2 года назад

      @@theoffspringguy Maybe you just don't find it funny, and thats ok... We can't all be the same.

  • @SONGSTICKS
    @SONGSTICKS Год назад +25

    Wow… this guy had me and my wife in stitches and we don’t even live in America !
    Absolutely Brilliant !!!

  • @jaynecampbell4396
    @jaynecampbell4396 2 года назад +16

    Finally a comedian who is v.e.r.y. funny! No profanity needed either. This guy is great!☆☆☆☆☆

  • @cheesychio8317
    @cheesychio8317 3 года назад +96

    He's great and really funny. I love how he interacts with people and incorporates props. It's not just a comedy show, it's a performance and I think that's great.

  • @j03cool
    @j03cool 4 года назад +354

    I haven't laughed so hard at someone's entire set like this in forever. Shared wealth of experiences. Love it! 😂

    • @Roamr1720
      @Roamr1720 3 года назад +10

      "the tv channel changer" was hilarious.. simpler times.

    • @juliad9947
      @juliad9947 3 года назад +5

      Me, too. I laughed the whole time, I got tears in my eyes and my stomach and my cheeks hurt 😂😂😂

    • @juliad9947
      @juliad9947 3 года назад +5

      @@Roamr1720 It is for us, the ones who lived those moments. Remember when you couldn't get a clear image or the channel and you would have to move the antenna? 😂😂 My brother used to do that and dad would go: Hold it like that! 😂😂😂

  • @marywill4339
    @marywill4339 5 месяцев назад +6

    I just relived my childhood ! Hilarious!! How refreshing to have clean comedy!!

  • @joyanders3968
    @joyanders3968 Год назад +10

    Hysterical walk down memory lane.

  • @Dachdogoriginal
    @Dachdogoriginal 4 года назад +762

    Poor 17. May he rest in peace. Lol.

    • @JayHazel101
      @JayHazel101 4 года назад +4

      lmfao!

    • @danceswithcarsdc
      @danceswithcarsdc 4 года назад +43

      17 had a friend,
      he'll be ok...
      Someone to bail him out...

    • @mobyd1852
      @mobyd1852 4 года назад +38

      Rest in pieces...funny how I thought he was gonna switch focus to 16....16 got a free pass that night xD

    • @SourGrey
      @SourGrey 4 года назад +2

      Murdered

    • @michaelcutler1234
      @michaelcutler1234 4 года назад

      Pi

  • @LadyAxe13
    @LadyAxe13 4 года назад +518

    This dude is seriously funny and his manner is completely casual. He doesn't even have to try! Awesome!

    • @guapzilladinero9949
      @guapzilladinero9949 4 года назад +3

      Your Beautiful

    • @therugburnz
      @therugburnz 4 года назад +10

      I'm glad he found something to do that gives people hope.
      Peace through talking.

    • @arthritisankle
      @arthritisankle 3 года назад +3

      His delivery reminds me of Wanda Sykes

    • @shandelebroyles1099
      @shandelebroyles1099 3 года назад

      @Mrssewhardtoplease shut up!! People who correct people are STUPID

    • @shandelebroyles1099
      @shandelebroyles1099 3 года назад

      @Mrssewhardtoplease I hope your name doesn't mean your referring to your husband or man😂

  • @58landman
    @58landman Год назад +25

    This is one of the funniest guys I have ever heard! Bravo performance.

  • @d-dub2012
    @d-dub2012 2 года назад +13

    Imagine going to a stand up with your family only to be roasted throughout half of it 🤣

  • @masoudkouravand8004
    @masoudkouravand8004 3 года назад +251

    Walking to a room and remember why you went in there😂😂😂😂
    I can’t take it😂😂

    • @EagleOneM1953
      @EagleOneM1953 2 года назад +7

      I'm at the age (68) where I find myself standing there, looking around and trying to remember what I came to do in the room...it happens....

    • @alexh2790
      @alexh2790 2 года назад

      That's been happening forever and I'm only in my 30s.

    • @raulgarza2612
      @raulgarza2612 2 года назад

      THAT'S a BIG "No Sh***er!" . . . Sometimes when I'm driving and get to my destination I forget why I'm there. THEN when it's time to go back home I have to look at my driver's license to remember WHERE I LIVE !!! . . . . . ALAS! . . . . . Good post. Thank you.

  • @sdgwonderful
    @sdgwonderful 2 года назад +144

    What a totally refreshing comic.
    So glad I "accidentally" found this show. Looking forward to hearing more from this hilarious talent.

  • @lorrainejones3600
    @lorrainejones3600 Год назад +45

    He ain't lying about Play-Doh

    • @ThorneJr
      @ThorneJr Год назад +1

      Or hot wheels tracks

  • @charlettea.p.kealoha8050
    @charlettea.p.kealoha8050 Год назад +9

    From police officer to a comedian? What a career change. Aloha from Honolulu, Hawaii

  • @Carlospjr
    @Carlospjr 3 года назад +369

    17 , do you know where your prostate is? 😂😂 Sniffing playdoh😂😂 Etch a sketch 😂😂 lassie 😂 Flipper 😂 This guy brings the classics and he brings it clean.

    • @toothless_2v594
      @toothless_2v594 3 года назад +7

      Where he was asking them what the items were was funny too 😂😂

    • @ianhene8310
      @ianhene8310 3 года назад +1

      Boomer humor, its not funny, we get it you're old get over it, racism was normal back then. Atleast we are trying to solve it now. We aren't weak, we just try to stay safe and live longer

    • @Carlospjr
      @Carlospjr 3 года назад +8

      @@ianhene8310 How old are you 17? Get over it, you might get old.

    • @EVa-fj5et
      @EVa-fj5et 3 года назад +2

      @@Carlospjr This O.Maniac comes to a comedy show as the joke.

    • @jacksonthurman5455
      @jacksonthurman5455 3 года назад +8

      I was that 17 year old in the video

  • @bunnym5560
    @bunnym5560 3 года назад +166

    I admire this guy. Been looking for years for a clean comedian. This guy is hilarious. Love his humor. Thank you for this. Finally comedy that the whole family can watch.

    • @markmelvin7976
      @markmelvin7976 3 года назад

      Bunny M gaffigan is pretty clean too

    • @RBLong0928
      @RBLong0928 3 года назад +6

      I think all on Dry Bar are clean

    • @alexanderschroeder9895
      @alexanderschroeder9895 3 года назад

      Jim Gaffigan is pretty clean too.

    • @peterlamont647
      @peterlamont647 3 года назад +2

      erskine keller very funny and doesn't need the crutch of vile vulgarity to do it. He has a special called 'bike locks should be illegal'

    • @damienpalladino8797
      @damienpalladino8797 3 года назад +1

      That IS the dry bar..No alcohol and no cussing, bad language.

  • @VenusNoorleila
    @VenusNoorleila 5 месяцев назад +5

    Brilliant. The accents. The story flow. The charisma. Could watch you all day :) thank you for the belly laughs. 😂

  • @maggsbufton1969
    @maggsbufton1969 2 года назад +21

    This guy is absolutely brilliant! I’ve been laughing so hard, I’m crying and I definitely have a stomach ache…that’s why laughter is the best medicine, it works your core AND elevates your spirit. Comedians ARE our greatest health and sanity resource.

  • @charleneblack2792
    @charleneblack2792 3 года назад +244

    My mom threatened to whip me, so I told her "If you do, I'm calling 911". She said "That's fine, because by the time they get here, they're gonna be taking us both away. Me in the cop car and you in the ambulance"
    I never threatened that again.
    🤣🤣

    • @andrabook8758
      @andrabook8758 2 года назад +8

      Oh, hahahah! I thought she was gonna go for the whole, yes but its gonna take them 15 min to get here, and in those 15 min.... >>>:D! loool

    • @whatyoutalkingaboutwillis9164
      @whatyoutalkingaboutwillis9164 2 года назад +1

      Har ha good bitches

    • @jimspink2922
      @jimspink2922 2 года назад +5

      My son who is now 48 threatened to report my wife to the police for assault when she threatened to whip him her reply was "Lets make it Grievous Bodily Harm Then" (GBH) he laugh's about it now but never threated my wife with that again.

    • @sheilakirby5616
      @sheilakirby5616 2 года назад +7

      DID THE SAME THING TO MY SON !!! HE STARTED TO DIAL THE PHONE AND I TOLD HIM TO GO AHEAD !!! I TOLD HIM , THAT WHEN THEY GET HERE , THEY WOULD HAVE TO INVESTIGATE BECAUSE I'D STILL BE BEATING HIS BUT !!! AND AFTER I GET OUT OF JAIL , I'D STILL HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE !!! WHERE WOULD HE LIVE ??? NEEDLESS TO SAY HE HUNG UP !!!

    • @sheilakirby5616
      @sheilakirby5616 2 года назад +7

      I SURVIVED THE WOODEN SPOON !!!

  • @johnmejia5259
    @johnmejia5259 3 года назад +162

    I really laughed outloud! My 20 year old kids were sleeping and I was laughing out loud and didn't care !!!
    Oh my gosh I'm sending this to all my friends!!! This guy IS a Comedian ! I haven't laughed this hard in forever !!!
    It was an unexpected blast !! Gonna remember and watch for this guy !!!😁🤣😂🤭

    • @aalm7966
      @aalm7966 3 года назад +2

      You can always write it like this... LOL

    • @ThumperG
      @ThumperG 3 года назад +1

      @@aalm7966 What’s a LOL?

    • @user-nightmared
      @user-nightmared 2 года назад

      Why is this 34 year old guy up longer than he's 20 year old kids???

    • @johnmejia5259
      @johnmejia5259 2 года назад +2

      @@user-nightmared FYI. Im 63 years. Dont be angry, it'll give you wrinkles !😁👍⚘

    • @johnmejia5259
      @johnmejia5259 2 года назад

      @@user-nightmared hahaha! I wish I was 34 years old, but I would have to have been 14 years old to have a 20 year old daughter. Pretty sure I was shooting blanks back then and I was nerdy shy. I was a real spazz ! Handsome but embarrassed as I could be !
      But thanks for the compliment !!!😁👍❤⚘

  • @chucke728
    @chucke728 8 месяцев назад +6

    Thank you SIR....for having a sense of humor......it is sorely lacking in the world now days....u will always have a friend in me!

  • @nicolevollendorf4649
    @nicolevollendorf4649 Год назад +16

    I never post, I am nervously afraid to do so yet I
    must. You are so very naturally brilliant. I love this so much; I cannot tell you how many times I've watched and forwarded this to others; if they've hadn't yet watched, their loss. I feel like I know the most remarkable moments and then I watch again. And again. And again. It's always 80/20%. You get that rule I'm sure. Forever gracious for you as well as the other DryBar comedians/genius folks whom I adore. How you pull it off in Provo or anywhere for that matter is awesome, what courage to get on stage and do what you do is beyond comprehensible. I'm replaying yours again. Wondering how old "17" is now?! My dog
    is happy when he knows I laugh so much. Thank you kindly.
    you kindly.
    again...thank you for getting me on though rough times.

    • @nicolevollendorf4649
      @nicolevollendorf4649 Год назад +2

      East Bake Oven...Johnny burnt his retinol...he is classic

    • @judithpresley1725
      @judithpresley1725 3 месяца назад

      I watched this man about 8 months ago, totally relatable. Born in early 1960's and understood every flashback he provided and laughed until my facial cheeks hurt. )wanted to be clear!) I remember carefully undoing a paper grocery bag and cutting and taping it over our school books. I even showed my daughter in the early 2000's how to make her own book cover! He's insanely funny. Love his show!!
      I've got to look for any new shows he's done. His comedy is off the charts!!

  • @JayJay-me8zk
    @JayJay-me8zk 2 года назад +289

    This guy took me down memory lane. Walked me through so many fond things in my childhood; many of which I had forgotten. Laughing at every turn! Maybe he's my long lost brother...
    Hilarious 😂

    • @patnasti
      @patnasti Год назад +9

      Loved him and memories of days gone by,don't matter what state ,color ,or neighborhood evidently many of us had same experiences. This is the 3rd dry bar comedies I've seen every one was clean and funny.For younger comedics try it this way larger audiences and requires real talent

    • @nancyhowell4505
      @nancyhowell4505 Год назад +4

      Great fun watching him testing the boys! For once a comedian talked about and had things that I knew very well. 👏👍👍👵

    • @jms_wttrs9228
      @jms_wttrs9228 Год назад +2

      The juice in wax bottles. Drop the entire thing in mouth and chew on wax for an hour getting the last taste of the flavor of juice from it.

    • @marcos7801
      @marcos7801 Год назад +3

      @@jms_wttrs9228 Yeah I remember that, did the same thing.

  • @heru-deshet359
    @heru-deshet359 4 года назад +809

    A clean comic who's extremely funny! Rare.

    • @ront712
      @ront712 4 года назад +21

      Very Very rare

    • @CALIBA88
      @CALIBA88 4 года назад +4

      glorifiying comedians bc they are clean is sooooo wrong. i bet you are vegan.

    • @heru-deshet359
      @heru-deshet359 4 года назад +24

      @@CALIBA88 WTF?? If you're attempting to be funny, you bombed,

    • @tonyfourpaws4511
      @tonyfourpaws4511 3 года назад +4

      Brian Regan.

    • @liamlogan5337
      @liamlogan5337 3 года назад +18

      Bobby Fisher if he can be funny without cursing he’s better than most so shut up

  • @michaelstraughn6625
    @michaelstraughn6625 2 года назад +32

    His comedy is a breath of fresh air!

  • @susant700
    @susant700 2 года назад +11

    Thank you Kevin Jordan. I just relived my entire childhood growing up in PA. Right down to the easy bake oven, little wax soda pop candy bottles, orange hot wheel race tracks, and all the good candy we had back then. Yup; no wonder us kids that had to sit in the very back of the LTD Country Squire station wagon; always had to ask: "Are we there yet ...??" That was spot ON; and I can relate 100%. Good times !!! lol. I laughed and smiled a lot while watching this super funny video. Good memories being a kid. My mom had a LTD BOAT Country Squire Station Wagon. I remember it well.

  • @leeboriack8054
    @leeboriack8054 2 года назад +52

    My face hurts from laughing!
    Lots of laughs with out profanity.
    Just pure genius.

  • @karenhalgren3889
    @karenhalgren3889 2 года назад +183

    One of THE funniest comedians. I've had the pleasure of meeting Kevin and he is one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. Very personable. As always, THANK YOU for your service Kevin!

  • @jopalolive
    @jopalolive Год назад +14

    One off the best comedians ever

  • @John-ih2bx
    @John-ih2bx 9 месяцев назад +9

    Kevin Jordan is hysterical, so many truths, so many jokes. Wonder Bread, Pixie Sticks, those big red lips ... what memories. What's a record player? 😀 The pliers!