Dry Bar Double Feature - Jeff Allen

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @ladykemma3
    @ladykemma3 2 года назад +79

    Driving south from corsicana to Conroe Texas, the youtube algorithm put this on. Laugh- crying all the way down 45 south.

    • @Mybusiness-os8up
      @Mybusiness-os8up 3 месяца назад +2

      Is the freeway still "under repair" at Corsicana like it has been for over 30 years now?

  • @joycemorgan1602
    @joycemorgan1602 3 года назад +3490

    I am a humorless woman. If I laugh once a day it is a miracle. I laughed the whole time I listened to you. I loved it all. Thank you so much. I need more laughter.

    • @maggsbufton1969
      @maggsbufton1969 3 года назад +258

      I am not a humourless woman…I laughed all through this video…and at your comment! Totally agree with you…we ALL need more laughter..😂 😊

    • @eldajackson1
      @eldajackson1 3 года назад +97

      You both are too sweet.

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 3 года назад +89

      Laughter is good for you.

    • @beetlejuice4357
      @beetlejuice4357 3 года назад +127

      Laughter is the best medicine. This is actually true if you fake lauph. Try fake laughing until it comes more natural. Fake it till you make it.

    • @GMAMEC
      @GMAMEC 3 года назад +55

      I’m the same way. Sometimes it catches my family and friends off guard when they hear me laughing.

  • @DragonsOfSnow
    @DragonsOfSnow Год назад +224

    The only tragedy is that there aren't more full sets of this guy online. Definitely one of the top 3 comics on DryBar, by far!

    • @travelngranny
      @travelngranny 9 месяцев назад +12

      I like this guy cause he’s about real life and CLEAN AND NO SWEARING which is awesome!! Check out Tim Hawkins too!!

    • @discobikerAndRosie
      @discobikerAndRosie 7 месяцев назад +6

      If you like him, which we all do, you'll like Shayne Smith & JJ Barrows. I love all 3.

    • @MartaIreneSeguinotTorres
      @MartaIreneSeguinotTorres Месяц назад +2

      ❤ Also look for strange looking dude called Jody Saad ❤. You're going to like "you got to pull," and "the robbery."

    • @badass.bob1
      @badass.bob1 21 день назад +1

      Awesome comedian. If you like this, try Brad Upton too😅

    • @phalanxstrategy6233
      @phalanxstrategy6233 12 дней назад

      @@travelngranny If that's a prerequisite for you being "clean" - your're missing out on some great comedians and life ...

  • @theplaguepadart3743
    @theplaguepadart3743 Год назад +76

    God, I can not remember the last time i enjoyed someone's comedy so much

    • @bambamsboys7394
      @bambamsboys7394 Месяц назад

      Check out Fred Upton on dry bar comedy as well, he’s great. I love comedy, a vast array of different ones including those with colorful language haha but the dry bar comedians are typically good about “clean” comedy & Fred Upton is great as well! Take care!

  • @modo203
    @modo203 3 года назад +2266

    He's a rare talent.
    Man didn't curse not even once. No foul language, just pure comedy. Jeff is at a different level of comedians.

    • @jennifernathan8812
      @jennifernathan8812 3 года назад +119

      No one on DryBar comedy swears. It's a Christian organization so they forbid it.

    • @1luv1life47
      @1luv1life47 3 года назад +29

      @@jennifernathan8812 really really?? 🤔

    • @lowkeylokii4205
      @lowkeylokii4205 3 года назад +100

      there's a reason they call it dry bar lol. and it's in Utah. clean comedy, no alcohol.

    • @forgedelitegeneralsaow376
      @forgedelitegeneralsaow376 3 года назад +13

      Every single time

    • @petemitchell6788
      @petemitchell6788 3 года назад +29

      If he threw in a little of everything thing you said he didn’t do, he’d be on Netflix instead of at the Dry Bar.

  • @mor.6860
    @mor.6860 9 месяцев назад +155

    Jeff is a true treasure. It’s great to see a comedian that does not have to curse and make lewd comments to be funny.

  • @kimberlywright4988
    @kimberlywright4988 3 года назад +510

    This gentleman is hilarious. Love him. I love the way he says he only cares if his wife thinks he's sexy

    • @christiancraig4094
      @christiancraig4094 3 года назад +17

      I read your comment right when I heard him say that lol unbelievable

  • @lindahamilton5836
    @lindahamilton5836 2 года назад +485

    Months after my mother passed away, I couldn't stop crying. One night, I happened to stumble on this and I was up until 3 am laughing so hard I was crying. My son heard me and got worried, so he came in to check on me. He laughed and said he couldn't tell if I was laughing or crying. You had me doing both!! Thanks for saving me. ❤️

  • @dorothyharberts9099
    @dorothyharberts9099 11 месяцев назад +14

    He is awesome! I love the clean comedy. Jeff is hysterical.

  • @ithinkthonkthunk5333
    @ithinkthonkthunk5333 11 месяцев назад +78

    He is one of the GOAT’s of not just clean comedy but ALL comedy! Comedy Hall of Fame…?

  • @vickysarabi9490
    @vickysarabi9490 11 месяцев назад +40

    Love it! My husband and I listened together. I have to admit he wasn't as amused when I told him "See, someone else likes Leap Year!"

  • @OnlyJesusSaves37
    @OnlyJesusSaves37 10 месяцев назад +152

    Jeff Allen is one of the truly talented comedians of our time...he doesn't have to rely on dirty jokes or vulgar language...just a truly gifted comedian...Appreciate you!

    • @mojcamalina4487
      @mojcamalina4487 3 месяца назад +2

      No comedian on dry bar uses swear words though.

    • @bambamsboys7394
      @bambamsboys7394 Месяц назад

      I agree that he is great but I don’t put down others bc of their use of language, sometimes a well placed swear word can actually make the joke funnier imo. But it doesn’t need it to be every other word for sure. I just love comedy of all types

  • @funnygigglelollie257
    @funnygigglelollie257 3 года назад +654

    This comedian is seriously one of the best in the business. Funny to death!

    • @heatherdontcare
      @heatherdontcare 3 года назад +6

      I've never heard that...."funny to death" ....🤔 LPL

    • @GladysAlicea
      @GladysAlicea 3 года назад +6

      Why doesn't he have his own show based on his comedy? He's soooo funny!

    • @countdookie6987
      @countdookie6987 2 года назад +7

      @@GladysAlicea I believe it has to do with his past. He fully admits he was once a cocaine addict and an alcoholic. Because of that he wasn't able to fully focus on his passion, comedy. Now that he's clean for years, he's trying to come back but I think bigger enterprises don't want him cuz their "record" might get "tainted" by "him". Not Dry Bar tho, they're doing amazing.

    • @DS-uo5ie
      @DS-uo5ie 2 года назад +3

      He is the best!

  • @Bundalaba
    @Bundalaba 3 года назад +99

    Dry Bar. A gift to the internet .

  • @kauffrau6764
    @kauffrau6764 2 года назад +625

    This guy has jokes within jokes surrounded by jokes - so fully - every sentence is packed full of stuff, and it's all good. He's a genius! Love his stories.

    • @cindyreeves5048
      @cindyreeves5048 2 года назад +8

      So true!!

    • @grahamgardner2816
      @grahamgardner2816 Год назад +16

      First time I've heard this Gentleman. In my humble opinion amongst the best there is.
      As someone already observed not a profanity in the whole routine. Just wish I could remember some of his routine, so I could try and spread the humour.
      Regards Oor Welly ☕🤗

    • @martiholmer-fernander2138
      @martiholmer-fernander2138 Год назад +1

      😮

    • @anthonym715
      @anthonym715 10 месяцев назад +2

      💥💯👊🏾 Absolutely!!!

    • @Philbert781
      @Philbert781 10 месяцев назад +4

      I agree with you. Genius!

  • @mirandamckinney9607
    @mirandamckinney9607 9 месяцев назад +11

    This gentleman shared his testimony (with some humor sprinkled in of course) at our church this morning so I had to look him up. Very talented!

  • @frankG335
    @frankG335 3 года назад +386

    I love the way he delivers - no awkward transitions. I love the way his mind works!

    • @debbylambert3319
      @debbylambert3319 2 года назад +3

      @@KarenDeBiasse , he is Jeff...you mean Tim

  • @yvette8492
    @yvette8492 10 месяцев назад +31

    This guy is hilarious! Watch his videos over and over again!😅❤

  • @GirladyLocks
    @GirladyLocks 2 года назад +623

    40 years of marriage here! Just about died laughing. My husband came in to see what was wrong.

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 2 года назад +21

      I'm almost 60 and was only married for 12 years. I chose to be right. Oh well, live and learn. All I know is that I have a brand new grandchild and there are some reparations that are going to be had.

    • @bobschmidt3610
      @bobschmidt3610 2 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Nintendomagic8
      @Nintendomagic8 2 года назад +4

      No one asked

    • @shawnbee8926
      @shawnbee8926 2 года назад +7

      @@mikelmazlaghani487 Yeah, Atheist believe that too. You’re not always right even if google backs it up. If you paint up and down and your wife wants you to paint left to right it doesn’t matters who’s right. Paint it how she wants, makes her happy. You make issues instead* of letting love win. If you don’t treat someone nicely and with respect then don’t expect them to stick around. Sad seeing no one take responsibility. It’s both parties faults, change together or grow apart.

    • @bradhoward9701
      @bradhoward9701 2 года назад +6

      @@Nintendomagic8 yet you thought anyone wanted your opinion?

  • @Chessnut49
    @Chessnut49 3 года назад +678

    The man's comedy is pure genius. Not a foul word in his entire routine. Just what we need in this day and age.

    • @VeniceEveryday
      @VeniceEveryday 3 года назад +35

      This is Drybar! No comedian uses foul language!

    • @ericpitre4031
      @ericpitre4031 3 года назад +3

      Y’s that 49??

    • @tejasnair3399
      @tejasnair3399 2 года назад

      Yeuggh, is he?

    • @cfnaround1585
      @cfnaround1585 2 года назад +10

      There is no such thing as foul language

    • @patrickmcphee770
      @patrickmcphee770 2 года назад +19

      If your offended by foul language in comedy, your a dweeb

  • @shawndaniel9652
    @shawndaniel9652 2 года назад +23

    best I have heard in a long long time

  • @nardo218
    @nardo218 10 месяцев назад +25

    He's so charming. It's nice to hear from a comic who loves and respects his wife, even if they don't always get along.

  • @GlAnz74
    @GlAnz74 2 года назад +335

    I finally found a comedian who's outstanding funny and doesn't use a single cuss word!! Yay 🎉 Thank you so much!!

    • @ginac895
      @ginac895 Год назад +6

      Jim Gaffigan, Tom Pappa, and Jerry Seinfeld are usually fairly clean humor. They are hilarious and on Netflix.

    • @philx91
      @philx91 Год назад +3

      ​@@ginac895 and Brian Regan

    • @billyrichterrocks
      @billyrichterrocks Год назад +8

      Brad upton is really good. Saw him live. Dry bar comedy as a whole is great.

    • @geo-free
      @geo-free 11 месяцев назад

      Check out Jeff Leeson

    • @Gribbous
      @Gribbous 10 месяцев назад +1

      Bengt Washburn

  • @gerrydiditall2092
    @gerrydiditall2092 4 месяца назад +19

    I'm 75 and can relate to EVERYTHING you say. The sliding board bit was great, but one thing we did was steal a box of 'waxed paper' from somebody's mom's kitchen, sit on a piece of that, and every slide felt like a 'freefall'. You'd go so fast that you'd get to the bottom quicker than a kid that fell backwards off the ladder, then fly off the end, and run ten yards trying to stop. Was like a water slide with no water at the bottom.

  • @kristinav5313
    @kristinav5313 10 месяцев назад +34

    I’m laughing so loud, my kids are yelling, ‘mom be quiet!’ Such a great comedian.

    • @tnizzii
      @tnizzii 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂

  • @A.C.71
    @A.C.71 3 года назад +443

    one of the best comedians I've ever watched..such clean truly funny humor ..love this guy.

    • @anthonyarno3682
      @anthonyarno3682 3 года назад +1

      Amount to pay for my account so you don't have to care

    • @aneshiadixon8762
      @aneshiadixon8762 2 года назад +2

      he reminds me of my uncle. He was just like him. Good times

    • @billwilliams774
      @billwilliams774 2 года назад +1

      I loved it.

  • @jorgealbertocentenobermudez158
    @jorgealbertocentenobermudez158 11 месяцев назад +30

    I didn't know this dude. Found him by accident, I laughed like I hadn't in many days. He is GREAT!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Tool-Meister
    @Tool-Meister 3 года назад +483

    53 years very happily married and still counting. Laughed so hard I was afraid I was going to have to use my life-alert button for emergency oxygen! I should add, Jeff just keeps getting better year after year!

  • @terryhogan327
    @terryhogan327 3 года назад +397

    thank you so much for all the laughter! Helping me get through the grief of losing my husband of 47 yrs. Jeff and his wife have reminded me of all of the great laughter and fun we had together!! My kids say that Jeff and his standup sounds just like me and their dad!! My kids used to think we were fighting or "bickering" ( as they call it) Rick and I called it our" love language" I love dry bar! I love the comedians! Love Morgan to! She is hilarious when she talks about her daughter !! I have five kids ( all grown up and given me 12 grandkids and they have given me (so far) 8 great grandkids) THANK YOU ALL !!

    • @frankbuck99
      @frankbuck99 3 года назад +23

      I am sorry about your husband passing. Your family sounds great. I’m hoping holidays are busy.

    • @pamelameckley5040
      @pamelameckley5040 3 года назад +17

      I'm so happy to hear that Jeff was able to make you laugh and that you're able enjoy this. I don't know you but I genuinely care for other people and how they feel, so when I say that, I mean it. I hope you find a reason to smile every day.

    • @ccdominicancakes
      @ccdominicancakes 3 года назад +16

      So sweet to read about you and your husband. Sorry for your loss but how nice to read your had a great life with him. God bless u

    • @pattitully-chain9708
      @pattitully-chain9708 3 года назад +7

      Laughter is good.

    • @MemoryLane23
      @MemoryLane23 2 года назад +11

      Heartfelt condolences. I lost my husband suddenly 14 years ago. He was 52. I miss him every day. Comedy/ laughter is healing. It took me years to laugh again. But l can and do a lot of it now. It is such a balm. I'm so thankful to Jeff for clean humor. This Fall would have been our 44th anniversary.

  • @djgingecoldwell10
    @djgingecoldwell10 9 месяцев назад +7

    Bless you Tammy, you have a great guy there, what a fantastic comedian, you have😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @kevinmcgehee2712
    @kevinmcgehee2712 2 года назад +107

    Im 58 been married 34 years my wife is Tammy and I can sooo relate to everything he says. Awesome clean routine.

  • @keonawelch9782
    @keonawelch9782 3 года назад +173

    I am a 35 year old Black American woman DYING laughing right now! LMFAO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! We need more men in the world like this! THANK YOU!!! 👋🏼😂😂😂😂💝🥃🤦🏽‍♀️👍🏽

    • @valley5617
      @valley5617 2 года назад +10

      I’m 65 and I’m alone watching on my phone absolutely screaming with tears running down my face.

    • @northstar2621
      @northstar2621 2 года назад +1

      @@tomstulc9143 Wtf

    • @marleyvandernaalt1614
      @marleyvandernaalt1614 8 месяцев назад

      I’m 65 with a small cucumber stuck sucked up my butt and this video made me shoot it out

    • @juanitacoleman-l6v
      @juanitacoleman-l6v 4 месяца назад +3

      He is so freaking funny. I’m here all by myself to listening on my phone and I cannot stop laughing.❤

    • @DenisR-tt1oe
      @DenisR-tt1oe 3 месяца назад +5

      agreed! Can't stand humorist that are either cursing all the time or using sex in everything they say. Yes sex is a normal thing, but to be shared between us and our mate.

  • @lynnodonnell4764
    @lynnodonnell4764 2 года назад +102

    Sorry I'm old and I just soaked an incontinence pad listening to this man!!!!!

    • @cdes1776
      @cdes1776 7 месяцев назад +8

      So did I !! ...except I wasn't wearing a pad.

    • @MegaScarlett89
      @MegaScarlett89 4 месяца назад +2

      Here too

    • @madbab8942
      @madbab8942 4 месяца назад +3

      Over-sharing🤤

    • @countrygirl5579
      @countrygirl5579 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Kamalablows
    @Kamalablows 2 года назад +179

    When you can get me too laugh without cussing or being dirty you are truly a comedian.

    • @Trump_Won_AGAIN
      @Trump_Won_AGAIN 2 года назад +4

      Let’s go Brandon

    • @davidrockey7190
      @davidrockey7190 2 года назад +2

      Absolutely my thoughts too thank you for acknowledging that I thought so too so ultimately so nice made you laugh and not one single swear word love it. !

    • @joannaedwards6325
      @joannaedwards6325 2 года назад

      TOM DREESEN

  • @joshuaross8471
    @joshuaross8471 4 месяца назад +30

    This guy is proof you don't need foul language and obscene jokes to be hilarious. We love you!

  • @Must-Stangingarage
    @Must-Stangingarage Год назад +6

    Thank you Jeff Allen in this day and time we sometimes forget how to laugh

  • @MrVitorBrum
    @MrVitorBrum 2 года назад +115

    It’s pretty impressive the ability he has to build a show so long being funny nonstop!

  • @sameservy
    @sameservy Год назад +30

    I remember watching Jeff Allen back in 2007 and I still enjoy him. He is so awesome

  • @marilyndeleon7248
    @marilyndeleon7248 11 месяцев назад +26

    I have watched this like 4 times; can't stop laughing. Never get tired of watching. He is amazingly funny. God bless him. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dsb8283
    @dsb8283 2 года назад +219

    Jeff is hilarious. Conveys his experience of being an older adult but makes it so relatable and understandable for younger people. He really knows how to carry on a theme throughout the set, but not making it too in your face. So good.

  • @esahcaeeneiradgbo2464
    @esahcaeeneiradgbo2464 3 года назад +230

    Jeff Allen is the coolest old dude ever. This was the coolest and relatable comedy show EVER 😂

  • @terriscudder548
    @terriscudder548 10 месяцев назад +14

    I can’t stop watching this guy!!! He makes me laugh even if I have a bad day! So cool!🙂😂😂🥳

  • @kathleenramsey2966
    @kathleenramsey2966 3 года назад +89

    I never before laughed so hard. The stories were so hilarious.

  • @pinkandteal1
    @pinkandteal1 3 года назад +293

    He is the funniest comic I have ever watched. I was laughing and crying through most of it. I think it is because I can relate. :)

    • @stevenleffler4525
      @stevenleffler4525 2 года назад +2

      Me too its like Im him🤣🤣😳😉😫😁😁😁😁

    • @danielhampton4844
      @danielhampton4844 2 года назад +1

      You are blessed with the time you had to “deal with” him/her.

  • @ericboateng1781
    @ericboateng1781 Год назад +13

    Talent. Such a gifted man, Jeff Allen is. His jokes are simply hilarious

  • @tatiamahaley7798
    @tatiamahaley7798 2 года назад +130

    I love his humor. He is a natural storyteller. The grand daughter stories had me crying

  • @RonFleener
    @RonFleener 3 года назад +82

    🤣🤣🤣 13 years of marriage in and I look forward to seeing my spine again one day. Thanks for giving me hope Jeff

    • @valley5617
      @valley5617 2 года назад +9

      I heard a noise. Here’s your spine, go see what it is.

  • @beckybrynjolfsson
    @beckybrynjolfsson Год назад +38

    I'm happy he and Tammy are still together. He did an interview once where they almost divorced. I'm glad they stayed together.

    • @davidf2244
      @davidf2244 6 дней назад

      Whatever makes them happy. It's always nice when people can be happier together. The isolation of dysfunctional companionship is smothering and makes it hard to remember how one is meant to live in a way where one looks forward to it

  • @3asy_livin677
    @3asy_livin677 3 года назад +373

    This is one of the funniest stand ups I have ever watched. I was ROTF and many times couldn't catch my breath. Love laughing so hard, great stuff‼️

    • @nickrichardson4250
      @nickrichardson4250 2 года назад +2

      Grammar yes

    • @stevenleffler4525
      @stevenleffler4525 2 года назад +2

      I died suffication! Jesus resurrected me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @3asy_livin677
      @3asy_livin677 2 года назад +1

      @@stevenleffler4525 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Now that was funny.....something "Jeffrey" would have said 🤣🤣🤣

    • @heidigoldie7889
      @heidigoldie7889 2 года назад +1

      Righttttttttt!😂😂😂😂

  • @karensmith814
    @karensmith814 Год назад +14

    I love Jeff! Especially his Chicago accent-I could tell it was Chicago! I grew up on the southwest side and could pick that nasal twang anywhere!

  • @ScaryClarey
    @ScaryClarey Год назад +30

    Watching this again for at least the 6th or 7th time. Tammy in the fajita, menopause, grandkids...hilarious stuff. Rapid fire wit. We can't get enough of his stories!

  • @beckyteague-4407
    @beckyteague-4407 10 месяцев назад +16

    His timing is so great. I love him thank you for the laughs. So few these days.

  • @nickisnyder3450
    @nickisnyder3450 3 года назад +278

    So funny. Nice to hear from someone who is from my generation. We need more older comedians.

    • @anthonypuettmann947
      @anthonypuettmann947 3 года назад +4

      Lol you’re old

    • @lindahurst7114
      @lindahurst7114 3 года назад +8

      THE OLDER COMEDIANS are already out here. Just keeping a low profile as being “older” is often stereotyped as weird or crazy. 😂. Need more laughter in this world today. 😁🙃❤️

    • @lindahurst7114
      @lindahurst7114 3 года назад +2

      JUST exactly what does one consider OLD? Is this another STEROTYPE?

  • @susanmessenger9052
    @susanmessenger9052 2 года назад +135

    He had me at asbestos pyjamas. This guy is the best. Clean humour and his memories come thick and fast...what comedic talent..thank you !!

    • @joanhughes7742
      @joanhughes7742 2 года назад +4

      I like several of the Dry Bar comics, but Jeff is my favorite.

    • @DrNoBrazil
      @DrNoBrazil 2 года назад

      The best?? Have you watched more than one standup comedian?

    • @mikylak7983
      @mikylak7983 4 месяца назад

      I like the but on hair removal, forget the water, you want information out of a terrorist? Take an epilator to the face! All that facial hair... Ladies you know what I'm talking about, those guys would be telling you about the crush they had on their teacher when they were 13 without asking!

  • @MOTOX45
    @MOTOX45 3 года назад +108

    Jeff Allen is a great comedian. Always love listening to his material. Very clean

  • @shawndella1
    @shawndella1 3 года назад +264

    Thank you for actually making me laugh without having to listen to cuss words to accomplish that.

  • @decoy8645
    @decoy8645 2 года назад +57

    LOVE this guy. He has lived the life we used to be able to.

  • @carolinemakandi9369
    @carolinemakandi9369 3 года назад +327

    First time watching Jeff and he's SUPER hilarious!!

  • @veteranredbeard6222
    @veteranredbeard6222 3 года назад +346

    I loved his bit about his son coming back home after his time in the army. So many vets come back home and take forever to get a job Lol I did 5 years and 2 Iraq tours. Took me a year to get a civilian job.

    • @respondingtoit
      @respondingtoit 3 года назад +38

      Thank you for your service.

    • @pguppy0286
      @pguppy0286 3 года назад +14

      Yes thank you

    • @valeriejohnson5283
      @valeriejohnson5283 3 года назад +19

      Thank you for your service and my freedoms. God bless you and your family. 🙏

    • @hiphop666
      @hiphop666 3 года назад +12

      What ya doing for work BTW? 91B medic 94-99

    • @jenniferstephens4191
      @jenniferstephens4191 3 года назад +10

      I also thank you for your service. Hope you found your way at home.

  • @jackiebahr8259
    @jackiebahr8259 4 месяца назад +3

    The MOST HILARIOUS comedy I've EVER seen/ heard. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU

  • @John-ih2bx
    @John-ih2bx 6 месяцев назад +14

    Congrats to your son for serving with the Screaming Eagles for 6 years, he protected the world,, and you support us in a different way, by making us laugh. Thank him for his service, and your accomplishments for making our lives more hilarious.

  • @ajj4207
    @ajj4207 2 года назад +16

    You are the funniest , I absolutely agree. With it all and THANK YOU, this laughter and truth. Helps us disabled veterans

  • @stevenmcdonald1901
    @stevenmcdonald1901 2 года назад +85

    I got about 20 minutes in and I'm saving the rest for later with my wife. This man is good clean hilarious, that's a rarity.

  • @berniceabshier572
    @berniceabshier572 2 года назад +50

    You can NOT be in low spirits after watching this guy... Thank you for the much-needed laughs!

  • @BopsStudios
    @BopsStudios 2 года назад +29

    Your routines are spot on, refreshing to see a great comedian in this day.

  • @mitziparker2524
    @mitziparker2524 9 месяцев назад +6

    Omg I nearly choked on my popcorn 🤣🤣🤣 best I’ve heard in a while 💯

  • @edgarochoa5807
    @edgarochoa5807 2 года назад +70

    Just listened to this man’s testimony, incredible. God bless you, Jeff.

  • @SurplusLlama0
    @SurplusLlama0 Год назад +7

    This guys actually really funny!! 2023🤣🤣😎👌

  • @mrs.b.s.7212
    @mrs.b.s.7212 3 года назад +74

    Jeff Allen is a genius! This is my favorite comedy bit ever! I've listened to it so many times and it's still as funny as it was the first time. It takes a truly talented, smart, witty person to be that funny without having to use profanity and lewdness.

  • @floridagirl8563
    @floridagirl8563 3 года назад +109

    As I sit at my mothers house waiting for her passing, I needed some levity. THANK YOU JEFF!!!! You have no idea what a stress reliever this was for me.

    • @faithm9284
      @faithm9284 3 года назад +18

      Awww Sweet one! God bless. Been there! Ironically it will be a new life for both of you (& mom). I never knew the influence of my mother until she passed, and I had to go it without her. A strange kind of freedom, and personal growth I wasn't aware would be a reward. Much love to you!
      It's been 2 months since your posting and I suspect you are still in the 'new me, new normal stage'! It will be subtle, ups and down moments, and an exciting outcome of strength and courage instilled, in who you were created to be. You are truly God's beloved and He has you, always! He knows all! Remember to pray for Him to make you the woman He created you to be, for His purpose and glory. It's so easy to ask Him, He likes it, and can do what we can't. Easy breezy! Much love, and comfort to you Dearheart! 💌

    • @noblevictory2200
      @noblevictory2200 2 года назад +11

      Bless you. I just listened to Jeff's testimony from converting from atheist to Jesus and it's the most beautiful and comforting thing I've heard in a while. I pray you find comfort from your loss as well 💗

    • @MC-tg1xk
      @MC-tg1xk 2 года назад +3

      Totally original funny stuff!

    • @MC-tg1xk
      @MC-tg1xk 2 года назад +3

      He’s naturally funny

    • @avoiceinthedark2028
      @avoiceinthedark2028 2 года назад +3

      @sheri Lynn - your mommy still loves you!!!!!

  • @NetsanetHaile
    @NetsanetHaile Год назад +6

    I love Jeff Allen he is amazingly gifted wow😅😅😅😅

  • @cjon4256
    @cjon4256 3 года назад +834

    There should be a warning! I had cereal in my mouth. The milk passed thru my nostrils just fine, the cereal did not. Some of it is still stuck way up in one nostril.

    • @richardfolkman
      @richardfolkman 3 года назад +24

      Now that's getting it on! It's like Jeff Allen knows where we live.

    • @yeseniaortega8351
      @yeseniaortega8351 3 года назад +20

      Lmao omg this is priceless!!!

    • @gwendolynknowlton1477
      @gwendolynknowlton1477 3 года назад +10

      🤣🤣

    • @suzmj2
      @suzmj2 3 года назад +12

      Was it a plain Cheerio or a Cocoa-Puff....lol!

    • @valley5617
      @valley5617 2 года назад +12

      You need to do stand up!

  • @codyhudson1853
    @codyhudson1853 3 года назад +216

    Great show. Best comedian I've seen in a long time. Just simple clean relatable jokes one after another

  • @reneeblair7593
    @reneeblair7593 Год назад +20

    This first time I watched him and I laugh so much! He is a natural comedian, everything he says is so funny...great stuff!

  • @robwizzle3615
    @robwizzle3615 3 года назад +85

    Prolly one of the best comedy shows I've heard in awhile

    • @valley5617
      @valley5617 2 года назад +2

      That was hilarious too. I’ve never seen a grown man say “prolly”.

  • @frederickjohnpicarello1909
    @frederickjohnpicarello1909 2 года назад +42

    So I'm in bed falling asleep & I wake up to hear this playing laughing harder than I have in some time! It must be God telling me to take it easy

  • @Breeze0911
    @Breeze0911 2 года назад +17

    First time seeing you, Mr Allen.
    Laughing, enjoying, identifying, need tissue laughing so hard.
    Whatever!!!
    Thank you.

  • @DougsterCanada1
    @DougsterCanada1 3 года назад +41

    Why have I not heard of this genius before? Only recently have found this man on RUclips quite by accident. I have attended comedy clubs, paid for and watched comedy specials, etc. He slays it! Plus, he's clean, which means he isn't lazy, he's smart. Thank you Dry Bar Comedy for sharing Jeff.

  • @maggsbufton1969
    @maggsbufton1969 3 года назад +72

    This wonderful man, NEVER FAILS TO IMPROVE MY VIEW OF THE WORLD AND MY DISPOSITION.😂🤣😍
    Addendum: Should be required viewing in every university on the planet…

  • @JenLa8
    @JenLa8 10 месяцев назад +9

    Crying from laughter ALL THE TIME… 😀 you are a genius !!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @jenniferstephens4191
    @jenniferstephens4191 3 года назад +14

    The guy commands the room. Not an easy feat. Bravo, my man. Tough gig, you are killing it.

  • @viningx21
    @viningx21 3 года назад +40

    Jeff Allen, you’re the all time, hands down Best!🤗💕

  • @queensavage9896
    @queensavage9896 Год назад +18

    I am a single Black Woman with No kids who lives with two dogs from a big city, big ratchet family. We couldn't have lived two different lives if we tried......and I have never laughed so hard while playing hooky from work. Very funny! Binging all of your clips today. Touché.

  • @thomasjackson7785
    @thomasjackson7785 3 года назад +104

    No matter what kind of a mood your in (sick asf at the moment) switch on Jeff Allen never gets old and always a laugh to be had. The full version is the best, a few varieties are available.

    • @sunderwood9321
      @sunderwood9321 3 года назад +2

      Hope your feeling better! Your right he is funny!😁

  • @ServingVibes
    @ServingVibes 2 года назад +44

    You’re one of the BEST comedians I’ve ever seen. Even better than most Netflix comics. No cap. Loved it.

  • @musiclover9361
    @musiclover9361 15 дней назад +1

    Uproariously funny and zero smut or cursing. I loved it and laughed so much! 😂

  • @adamsbrs260
    @adamsbrs260 3 года назад +138

    I absolutely love him. Would love to meet his wife cause she must be a character!!
    What's better than his comedy was his testimony!! If you haven't heard it ITS A MUST SEE!! Somehow it's powerful, tearful, and hilarious! One of the most amazing and rare testimonies I've ever heard!! (Thanks for sharing it!)

    • @MsJENelson
      @MsJENelson 2 года назад +6

      Yes his testimony even gets better through the years

    • @MsJENelson
      @MsJENelson 2 года назад +3

      Yes his testimony is marvelous and shared with vulnerable honesty and humility wrapped in his wry self-deprecating style. Essential watching for anyone struggling with addictions and the search for the meaning of life !

    • @ruthparker1765
      @ruthparker1765 2 года назад +2

      Banking

  • @petercarmeci8317
    @petercarmeci8317 2 года назад +18

    Love this guy. Seen him live a few times. He never uses foul language. Pure talent.

  • @tamster6594
    @tamster6594 2 года назад +21

    My cheeks are so sore!!! Haven't laughed this much in a long time!
    Absolutely Love this Fella (& his Tammy!lol)!!

  • @mermaidmelucig
    @mermaidmelucig 2 года назад +26

    It is rare to laugh at every single part of a comedy bit. Man, you had me (figuratively speaking) doubled up on the floor in laughter 😆🤣 One of my favorites is you haven’t exercised since you won the race of conception! So witty!

  • @deonnaevans4037
    @deonnaevans4037 3 года назад +231

    This man is phenomenal!! I can so relate to everything he said...maybe because I’m 53 and it’s all true!! I was laughing so hard that I was crying! Thank you!

    • @TumpskyandMrsSmall
      @TumpskyandMrsSmall 3 года назад +13

      He's one of the Dry Bars Best I think.

    • @heybobbackwardsisbob
      @heybobbackwardsisbob 3 года назад +7

      Totally agree. Too relatable!

    • @nammyohorengekyoooooo
      @nammyohorengekyoooooo 3 года назад +2

      Could a woman's lack of interest in s3x be circumcision ? ?
      Yes.

    • @b1_ferg
      @b1_ferg 3 года назад +15

      30 years old, myself. I can honestly say Jeff is one of the best comedians I have ever had the pleasure to listen to. You don't need to be old to appreciate his amazing comedic talent. He weaves his jokes into the incredibly smooth delivery of each story. There are very few comedians who have that feeling of ease on stage. It just seems effortless to him. It just goes to show how much work he's put in to perfecting his craft as well.
      He has me in hysterics every time I come back to listen to him! My god, I hope he graces Canada with his presence. I would love to see him here in Vancouver, BC!

    • @allancornell2191
      @allancornell2191 3 года назад +2

      35 and I relate as well

  • @steverussell8988
    @steverussell8988 Год назад +177

    Why is he not a Dad on a sitcom? He'd be awesome.

    • @ridgerunner955
      @ridgerunner955 7 месяцев назад +4

      He could live next door to the Baxters, and they could do a spinoff.

    • @Bundalaba
      @Bundalaba 6 месяцев назад +5

      He could entertain a Full Stadium God knows he deserves that Gig .

    • @kernaburna
      @kernaburna 5 месяцев назад +6

      I'm certain that dad's in sitcoms are based on this guy.

    • @Gypsyalchemy333
      @Gypsyalchemy333 4 месяца назад +1

      I don't think sitoms are a think anymore.

  • @stevecraig1242
    @stevecraig1242 2 года назад +40

    My wife enjoys your act. She said there is no swearing or off color, very refreshing Thank you

  • @keithfelt6949
    @keithfelt6949 3 года назад +50

    I'm now just turning 50...got so many things more things to looking forward to....thanks jeff love ya.. keep me laughing in 2021.

  • @raquelbu6518
    @raquelbu6518 2 месяца назад +1

    I really enjoyed Jeff Allen, FINALLY A TRUE COMEDIAN, HE HAS NO NEED TO CURSE. FOR THIS I CAN LISTEN TO HIM. Thank you!!!!!

  • @timberens6322
    @timberens6322 3 года назад +49

    This guy is awesome and funny. He is great --- one of the best with wonderful clean stories and no cuss words. Thank you for a wonderful relaxing time.
    God bless him.

  • @joeygeorge6202
    @joeygeorge6202 2 года назад +31

    OMG, this guy is so darn hilarious! Love the way you share your stories with so much humor without cursing! Love your sense of humor!

  • @Coogi622
    @Coogi622 10 месяцев назад +2

    I laughed so hard I think I shook a kidney stone loose! 😂🤣😹
    Replay all day and cancel tomorrow's doctor appointment. Laughter, the best medicine! I'm happy to trade this stone for sore laughing muscles!🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!

  • @vonaninkuna1008
    @vonaninkuna1008 3 года назад +34

    This guy is hilarious 🤣🤣. He flows from one joke to the next effortlessly. Loved it 💛

  • @terrymanning8064
    @terrymanning8064 3 года назад +18

    Clean AND Hilarious.....who knew it was possible? Thanks God, for making a guy this funny!