I am a humorless woman. If I laugh once a day it is a miracle. I laughed the whole time I listened to you. I loved it all. Thank you so much. I need more laughter.
Born in 1948, no seatbelts, no ac, I'd sit in the back seat with the window down and stick my head out from time to time to get cool, slides were metal, very tall and fun, except for the burning sensation when it was high noon, swings were great, we'd swing as high as we could and then jump out, climb every tree possible, fall down, scrape our knees, elbows, fingers and not ever pause to worry about it. I recently turned 76, remember the good old days and stand up comics who were hysterical and clean. Thank you, Jeff Allen, for bringing some of that back to me!❤
Check out Fred Upton on dry bar comedy as well, he’s great. I love comedy, a vast array of different ones including those with colorful language haha but the dry bar comedians are typically good about “clean” comedy & Fred Upton is great as well! Take care!
Months after my mother passed away, I couldn't stop crying. One night, I happened to stumble on this and I was up until 3 am laughing so hard I was crying. My son heard me and got worried, so he came in to check on me. He laughed and said he couldn't tell if I was laughing or crying. You had me doing both!! Thanks for saving me. ❤️
Jeff Allen is one of the truly talented comedians of our time...he doesn't have to rely on dirty jokes or vulgar language...just a truly gifted comedian...Appreciate you!
I agree that he is great but I don’t put down others bc of their use of language, sometimes a well placed swear word can actually make the joke funnier imo. But it doesn’t need it to be every other word for sure. I just love comedy of all types
I'm almost 60 and was only married for 12 years. I chose to be right. Oh well, live and learn. All I know is that I have a brand new grandchild and there are some reparations that are going to be had.
@@mikelmazlaghani487 Yeah, Atheist believe that too. You’re not always right even if google backs it up. If you paint up and down and your wife wants you to paint left to right it doesn’t matters who’s right. Paint it how she wants, makes her happy. You make issues instead* of letting love win. If you don’t treat someone nicely and with respect then don’t expect them to stick around. Sad seeing no one take responsibility. It’s both parties faults, change together or grow apart.
Foul LANGUAGE as it says. Lauguage. Funny is funny. It r eally doesn't bother me.The funniest comics swore. Pryor, Carlin, Even Joan sometimes. But Funny is funny.
@@GladysAlicea I believe it has to do with his past. He fully admits he was once a cocaine addict and an alcoholic. Because of that he wasn't able to fully focus on his passion, comedy. Now that he's clean for years, he's trying to come back but I think bigger enterprises don't want him cuz their "record" might get "tainted" by "him". Not Dry Bar tho, they're doing amazing.
I'm 75 and can relate to EVERYTHING you say. The sliding board bit was great, but one thing we did was steal a box of 'waxed paper' from somebody's mom's kitchen, sit on a piece of that, and every slide felt like a 'freefall'. You'd go so fast that you'd get to the bottom quicker than a kid that fell backwards off the ladder, then fly off the end, and run ten yards trying to stop. Was like a water slide with no water at the bottom.
I think you could write your stories for Jeff. I'm 64 and we still had those slides in my tiny little ranch community border town in Arizona. Talk about hot!
This guy has jokes within jokes surrounded by jokes - so fully - every sentence is packed full of stuff, and it's all good. He's a genius! Love his stories.
First time I've heard this Gentleman. In my humble opinion amongst the best there is. As someone already observed not a profanity in the whole routine. Just wish I could remember some of his routine, so I could try and spread the humour. Regards Oor Welly ☕🤗
Congrats to your son for serving with the Screaming Eagles for 6 years, he protected the world,, and you support us in a different way, by making us laugh. Thank him for his service, and your accomplishments for making our lives more hilarious.
thank you so much for all the laughter! Helping me get through the grief of losing my husband of 47 yrs. Jeff and his wife have reminded me of all of the great laughter and fun we had together!! My kids say that Jeff and his standup sounds just like me and their dad!! My kids used to think we were fighting or "bickering" ( as they call it) Rick and I called it our" love language" I love dry bar! I love the comedians! Love Morgan to! She is hilarious when she talks about her daughter !! I have five kids ( all grown up and given me 12 grandkids and they have given me (so far) 8 great grandkids) THANK YOU ALL !!
I'm so happy to hear that Jeff was able to make you laugh and that you're able enjoy this. I don't know you but I genuinely care for other people and how they feel, so when I say that, I mean it. I hope you find a reason to smile every day.
Heartfelt condolences. I lost my husband suddenly 14 years ago. He was 52. I miss him every day. Comedy/ laughter is healing. It took me years to laugh again. But l can and do a lot of it now. It is such a balm. I'm so thankful to Jeff for clean humor. This Fall would have been our 44th anniversary.
I am a 35 year old Black American woman DYING laughing right now! LMFAO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! We need more men in the world like this! THANK YOU!!! 👋🏼😂😂😂😂💝🥃🤦🏽♀️👍🏽
agreed! Can't stand humorist that are either cursing all the time or using sex in everything they say. Yes sex is a normal thing, but to be shared between us and our mate.
Absolutely my thoughts too thank you for acknowledging that I thought so too so ultimately so nice made you laugh and not one single swear word love it. !
53 years very happily married and still counting. Laughed so hard I was afraid I was going to have to use my life-alert button for emergency oxygen! I should add, Jeff just keeps getting better year after year!
I am a single Black Woman with No kids who lives with two dogs from a big city, big ratchet family. We couldn't have lived two different lives if we tried......and I have never laughed so hard while playing hooky from work. Very funny! Binging all of your clips today. Touché.
Been.arrived 56 years, told wife lots of folks don't even live this long. This man points out the absurdities of life in a way most of us recognize and appreciate the humor of it all.
Thanks for telling it like it is. I am sure all those who laugh are remembering the good old days and things that happened to them in the past. Thank you for the good laugh. We all need it
I like the but on hair removal, forget the water, you want information out of a terrorist? Take an epilator to the face! All that facial hair... Ladies you know what I'm talking about, those guys would be telling you about the crush they had on their teacher when they were 13 without asking!
As I sit at my mothers house waiting for her passing, I needed some levity. THANK YOU JEFF!!!! You have no idea what a stress reliever this was for me.
Awww Sweet one! God bless. Been there! Ironically it will be a new life for both of you (& mom). I never knew the influence of my mother until she passed, and I had to go it without her. A strange kind of freedom, and personal growth I wasn't aware would be a reward. Much love to you! It's been 2 months since your posting and I suspect you are still in the 'new me, new normal stage'! It will be subtle, ups and down moments, and an exciting outcome of strength and courage instilled, in who you were created to be. You are truly God's beloved and He has you, always! He knows all! Remember to pray for Him to make you the woman He created you to be, for His purpose and glory. It's so easy to ask Him, He likes it, and can do what we can't. Easy breezy! Much love, and comfort to you Dearheart! 💌
Bless you. I just listened to Jeff's testimony from converting from atheist to Jesus and it's the most beautiful and comforting thing I've heard in a while. I pray you find comfort from your loss as well 💗
Watching this again for at least the 6th or 7th time. Tammy in the fajita, menopause, grandkids...hilarious stuff. Rapid fire wit. We can't get enough of his stories!
THE OLDER COMEDIANS are already out here. Just keeping a low profile as being “older” is often stereotyped as weird or crazy. 😂. Need more laughter in this world today. 😁🙃❤️
I laughed so hard I think I shook a kidney stone loose! 😂🤣😹 Replay all day and cancel tomorrow's doctor appointment. Laughter, the best medicine! I'm happy to trade this stone for sore laughing muscles!🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!
Whatever makes them happy. It's always nice when people can be happier together. The isolation of dysfunctional companionship is smothering and makes it hard to remember how one is meant to live in a way where one looks forward to it
Jeff is hilarious. Conveys his experience of being an older adult but makes it so relatable and understandable for younger people. He really knows how to carry on a theme throughout the set, but not making it too in your face. So good.
This man is phenomenal!! I can so relate to everything he said...maybe because I’m 53 and it’s all true!! I was laughing so hard that I was crying! Thank you!
30 years old, myself. I can honestly say Jeff is one of the best comedians I have ever had the pleasure to listen to. You don't need to be old to appreciate his amazing comedic talent. He weaves his jokes into the incredibly smooth delivery of each story. There are very few comedians who have that feeling of ease on stage. It just seems effortless to him. It just goes to show how much work he's put in to perfecting his craft as well. He has me in hysterics every time I come back to listen to him! My god, I hope he graces Canada with his presence. I would love to see him here in Vancouver, BC!
I'm a widow over 3 years now My husband always made me laugh When he died there was no more laughter What's the new Brock laughter back in my life effortlessly Thank you❤
Jeff Allen is a genius! This is my favorite comedy bit ever! I've listened to it so many times and it's still as funny as it was the first time. It takes a truly talented, smart, witty person to be that funny without having to use profanity and lewdness.
Why have I not heard of this genius before? Only recently have found this man on RUclips quite by accident. I have attended comedy clubs, paid for and watched comedy specials, etc. He slays it! Plus, he's clean, which means he isn't lazy, he's smart. Thank you Dry Bar Comedy for sharing Jeff.
This wonderful man, NEVER FAILS TO IMPROVE MY VIEW OF THE WORLD AND MY DISPOSITION.😂🤣😍 Addendum: Should be required viewing in every university on the planet…
Honestly! This is one of the funniest comedy acts I’ve ever listened too!!! How funny every day life is! Amazing delivery!!! Had to leave my bedroom because my husband was asleep and I was laughing so hard!!!
I am a humorless woman. If I laugh once a day it is a miracle. I laughed the whole time I listened to you. I loved it all. Thank you so much. I need more laughter.
I am not a humourless woman…I laughed all through this video…and at your comment! Totally agree with you…we ALL need more laughter..😂 😊
You both are too sweet.
Laughter is good for you.
Laughter is the best medicine. This is actually true if you fake lauph. Try fake laughing until it comes more natural. Fake it till you make it.
I’m the same way. Sometimes it catches my family and friends off guard when they hear me laughing.
Born in 1948, no seatbelts, no ac, I'd sit in the back seat with the window down and stick my head out from time to time to get cool, slides were metal, very tall and fun, except for the burning sensation when it was high noon, swings were great, we'd swing as high as we could and then jump out, climb every tree possible, fall down, scrape our knees, elbows, fingers and not ever pause to worry about it. I recently turned 76, remember the good old days and stand up comics who were hysterical and clean. Thank you, Jeff Allen, for bringing some of that back to me!❤
we had to sleep in our jammies in the rear foot pans while our sister was born
I watched her tumble out of the car door into the neighbor's yard, against that wooden fence
I burned my finger print off for ten years using the cigarette lighter Dad used, I stuck my finger into the gray port, that means it is cool, correct?
@@rraussnimmer3869I remember the new print was a coiled circle for years..lol.
… thank you for the memories 1948! From San Diego 1951!
This gentleman shared his testimony (with some humor sprinkled in of course) at our church this morning so I had to look him up. Very talented!
Did the jury convict?
The only tragedy is that there aren't more full sets of this guy online. Definitely one of the top 3 comics on DryBar, by far!
I like this guy cause he’s about real life and CLEAN AND NO SWEARING which is awesome!! Check out Tim Hawkins too!!
If you like him, which we all do, you'll like Shayne Smith & JJ Barrows. I love all 3.
❤ Also look for strange looking dude called Jody Saad ❤. You're going to like "you got to pull," and "the robbery."
Awesome comedian. If you like this, try Brad Upton too😅
@@travelngranny If that's a prerequisite for you being "clean" - your're missing out on some great comedians and life ...
Jeff is a true treasure. It’s great to see a comedian that does not have to curse and make lewd comments to be funny.
He's a dry bar. I've heard clean acts there and the same people somewhere else peal paint off walls.😁
God, I can not remember the last time i enjoyed someone's comedy so much
Check out Fred Upton on dry bar comedy as well, he’s great. I love comedy, a vast array of different ones including those with colorful language haha but the dry bar comedians are typically good about “clean” comedy & Fred Upton is great as well! Take care!
Well, my child, i guess i'll just have to open the gate.
Dry Bar. A gift to the internet .
He is one of the GOAT’s of not just clean comedy but ALL comedy! Comedy Hall of Fame…?
Months after my mother passed away, I couldn't stop crying. One night, I happened to stumble on this and I was up until 3 am laughing so hard I was crying. My son heard me and got worried, so he came in to check on me. He laughed and said he couldn't tell if I was laughing or crying. You had me doing both!! Thanks for saving me. ❤️
❤🌹🕊
My condolences for your loss. ❤
Bless Gods beautiful hearts work in you ❤️ much love from ash
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Jeff Allen is one of the truly talented comedians of our time...he doesn't have to rely on dirty jokes or vulgar language...just a truly gifted comedian...Appreciate you!
No comedian on dry bar uses swear words though.
I agree that he is great but I don’t put down others bc of their use of language, sometimes a well placed swear word can actually make the joke funnier imo. But it doesn’t need it to be every other word for sure. I just love comedy of all types
He's a rare talent.
Man didn't curse not even once. No foul language, just pure comedy. Jeff is at a different level of comedians.
No one on DryBar comedy swears. It's a Christian organization so they forbid it.
@@jennifernathan8812 really really?? 🤔
there's a reason they call it dry bar lol. and it's in Utah. clean comedy, no alcohol.
Every single time
If he threw in a little of everything thing you said he didn’t do, he’d be on Netflix instead of at the Dry Bar.
I’m laughing so loud, my kids are yelling, ‘mom be quiet!’ Such a great comedian.
😂😂
40 years of marriage here! Just about died laughing. My husband came in to see what was wrong.
I'm almost 60 and was only married for 12 years. I chose to be right. Oh well, live and learn. All I know is that I have a brand new grandchild and there are some reparations that are going to be had.
🤣🤣🤣
No one asked
@@mikelmazlaghani487 Yeah, Atheist believe that too. You’re not always right even if google backs it up. If you paint up and down and your wife wants you to paint left to right it doesn’t matters who’s right. Paint it how she wants, makes her happy. You make issues instead* of letting love win. If you don’t treat someone nicely and with respect then don’t expect them to stick around. Sad seeing no one take responsibility. It’s both parties faults, change together or grow apart.
@@Nintendomagic8 yet you thought anyone wanted your opinion?
The man's comedy is pure genius. Not a foul word in his entire routine. Just what we need in this day and age.
This is Drybar! No comedian uses foul language!
Y’s that 49??
Yeuggh, is he?
There is no such thing as foul language
If your offended by foul language in comedy, your a dweeb
This guy is proof you don't need foul language and obscene jokes to be hilarious. We love you!
Totally Agree!!..i hate swearing being used by comedians if your any good you'd be like this man!
What a gem
Foul LANGUAGE as it says. Lauguage. Funny is funny. It r eally doesn't bother me.The funniest comics swore. Pryor, Carlin, Even Joan sometimes. But Funny is funny.
Agree...
This gentleman is hilarious. Love him. I love the way he says he only cares if his wife thinks he's sexy
I read your comment right when I heard him say that lol unbelievable
This comedian is seriously one of the best in the business. Funny to death!
I've never heard that...."funny to death" ....🤔 LPL
Why doesn't he have his own show based on his comedy? He's soooo funny!
@@GladysAlicea I believe it has to do with his past. He fully admits he was once a cocaine addict and an alcoholic. Because of that he wasn't able to fully focus on his passion, comedy. Now that he's clean for years, he's trying to come back but I think bigger enterprises don't want him cuz their "record" might get "tainted" by "him". Not Dry Bar tho, they're doing amazing.
He is the best!
I'm 75 and can relate to EVERYTHING you say. The sliding board bit was great, but one thing we did was steal a box of 'waxed paper' from somebody's mom's kitchen, sit on a piece of that, and every slide felt like a 'freefall'. You'd go so fast that you'd get to the bottom quicker than a kid that fell backwards off the ladder, then fly off the end, and run ten yards trying to stop. Was like a water slide with no water at the bottom.
I think you could write your stories for Jeff. I'm 64 and we still had those slides in my tiny little ranch community border town in Arizona. Talk about hot!
He is awesome! I love the clean comedy. Jeff is hysterical.
This guy has jokes within jokes surrounded by jokes - so fully - every sentence is packed full of stuff, and it's all good. He's a genius! Love his stories.
So true!!
First time I've heard this Gentleman. In my humble opinion amongst the best there is.
As someone already observed not a profanity in the whole routine. Just wish I could remember some of his routine, so I could try and spread the humour.
Regards Oor Welly ☕🤗
😮
💥💯👊🏾 Absolutely!!!
I agree with you. Genius!
Congrats to your son for serving with the Screaming Eagles for 6 years, he protected the world,, and you support us in a different way, by making us laugh. Thank him for his service, and your accomplishments for making our lives more hilarious.
I love the way he delivers - no awkward transitions. I love the way his mind works!
@@KarenDeBiasse , he is Jeff...you mean Tim
Im 58 been married 34 years my wife is Tammy and I can sooo relate to everything he says. Awesome clean routine.
Wow
So are you always wrong just to keep your wife happy?
He's so charming. It's nice to hear from a comic who loves and respects his wife, even if they don't always get along.
I finally found a comedian who's outstanding funny and doesn't use a single cuss word!! Yay 🎉 Thank you so much!!
Jim Gaffigan, Tom Pappa, and Jerry Seinfeld are usually fairly clean humor. They are hilarious and on Netflix.
@@ginac895 and Brian Regan
Brad upton is really good. Saw him live. Dry bar comedy as a whole is great.
Bengt Washburn
Tim Hawkins is also pretty good
thank you so much for all the laughter! Helping me get through the grief of losing my husband of 47 yrs. Jeff and his wife have reminded me of all of the great laughter and fun we had together!! My kids say that Jeff and his standup sounds just like me and their dad!! My kids used to think we were fighting or "bickering" ( as they call it) Rick and I called it our" love language" I love dry bar! I love the comedians! Love Morgan to! She is hilarious when she talks about her daughter !! I have five kids ( all grown up and given me 12 grandkids and they have given me (so far) 8 great grandkids) THANK YOU ALL !!
I am sorry about your husband passing. Your family sounds great. I’m hoping holidays are busy.
I'm so happy to hear that Jeff was able to make you laugh and that you're able enjoy this. I don't know you but I genuinely care for other people and how they feel, so when I say that, I mean it. I hope you find a reason to smile every day.
So sweet to read about you and your husband. Sorry for your loss but how nice to read your had a great life with him. God bless u
Laughter is good.
Heartfelt condolences. I lost my husband suddenly 14 years ago. He was 52. I miss him every day. Comedy/ laughter is healing. It took me years to laugh again. But l can and do a lot of it now. It is such a balm. I'm so thankful to Jeff for clean humor. This Fall would have been our 44th anniversary.
Driving south from corsicana to Conroe Texas, the youtube algorithm put this on. Laugh- crying all the way down 45 south.
Is the freeway still "under repair" at Corsicana like it has been for over 30 years now?
Been there; done that.
Thank you Jeff Allen in this day and time we sometimes forget how to laugh
I am a 35 year old Black American woman DYING laughing right now! LMFAO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! We need more men in the world like this! THANK YOU!!! 👋🏼😂😂😂😂💝🥃🤦🏽♀️👍🏽
I’m 65 and I’m alone watching on my phone absolutely screaming with tears running down my face.
@@tomstulc9143 Wtf
I’m 65 with a small cucumber stuck sucked up my butt and this video made me shoot it out
He is so freaking funny. I’m here all by myself to listening on my phone and I cannot stop laughing.❤
agreed! Can't stand humorist that are either cursing all the time or using sex in everything they say. Yes sex is a normal thing, but to be shared between us and our mate.
Love it! My husband and I listened together. I have to admit he wasn't as amused when I told him "See, someone else likes Leap Year!"
Timing is everything.
😂😂😂😂😂
When you can get me too laugh without cussing or being dirty you are truly a comedian.
Let’s go Brandon
Absolutely my thoughts too thank you for acknowledging that I thought so too so ultimately so nice made you laugh and not one single swear word love it. !
TOM DREESEN
Jeff Allen is the coolest old dude ever. This was the coolest and relatable comedy show EVER 😂
I actually got to meet Jeff Allen in Salt Lake City Utah last year right before the COVID-19 pandemic
@@trevensasstheautisticman lucky!!
@@trevensasstheautisticman You are so LUCKY. I wish I live in Utah where nothing seems to ever go wrong. ☺
@@esahcaeeneiradgbo2464 I know.
@@gwenyverreking5565 i know right.
Mr. Allen is as good a standup as you'll ever see. Atomic clock timing and never misses a word. Not easy. Fahrkhin hard, really.
one of the best comedians I've ever watched..such clean truly funny humor ..love this guy.
Amount to pay for my account so you don't have to care
he reminds me of my uncle. He was just like him. Good times
I loved it.
This guys actually really funny!! 2023🤣🤣😎👌
This guy is hilarious! Watch his videos over and over again!😅❤
Sorry I'm old and I just soaked an incontinence pad listening to this man!!!!!
So did I !! ...except I wasn't wearing a pad.
Here too
Over-sharing🤤
😂😂😂😂
Omg thats a great joke right there!
53 years very happily married and still counting. Laughed so hard I was afraid I was going to have to use my life-alert button for emergency oxygen! I should add, Jeff just keeps getting better year after year!
Congratulations on 53 years of marriage.
II
Congratulations. Happy many more good years to come.
What was so funny?
Me too!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I remember watching Jeff Allen back in 2007 and I still enjoy him. He is so awesome
I am a single Black Woman with No kids who lives with two dogs from a big city, big ratchet family. We couldn't have lived two different lives if we tried......and I have never laughed so hard while playing hooky from work. Very funny! Binging all of your clips today. Touché.
I love his humor. He is a natural storyteller. The grand daughter stories had me crying
I didn't know this dude. Found him by accident, I laughed like I hadn't in many days. He is GREAT!!! 😂😂😂😂
It’s pretty impressive the ability he has to build a show so long being funny nonstop!
I’ve never seen this guy before , he funny as heck
I told him. Me and Spot. Bubba No, Booboo no.
How do I know this man somehow don't I. Stephanies Dad. Mr . kkkkkkkkk!!!!!! Jamie Jason!??? Hi Mr. Sears.
Ask him hawking up bracelets and no I didn't touch him.
Bless you Tammy, you have a great guy there, what a fantastic comedian, you have😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
First time watching Jeff and he's SUPER hilarious!!
This guy is good, but he's definitely on a roll.
Lewis p
Not the only one
best I have heard in a long long time
This guy is hysterical, has he been a comic all his life or is this his second career? He’s amazing!!❤
I love Jeff Allen he is amazingly gifted wow😅😅😅😅
I never before laughed so hard. The stories were so hilarious.
Love your Biblical References, Prayer and Dreaming. 👏
LOVE this guy. He has lived the life we used to be able to.
Been.arrived 56 years, told wife lots of folks don't even live this long. This man points out the absurdities of life in a way most of us recognize and appreciate the humor of it all.
Thanks for telling it like it is. I am sure all those who laugh are remembering the good old days and things that happened to them in the past. Thank you for the good laugh. We all need it
He had me at asbestos pyjamas. This guy is the best. Clean humour and his memories come thick and fast...what comedic talent..thank you !!
I like several of the Dry Bar comics, but Jeff is my favorite.
The best?? Have you watched more than one standup comedian?
I like the but on hair removal, forget the water, you want information out of a terrorist? Take an epilator to the face! All that facial hair... Ladies you know what I'm talking about, those guys would be telling you about the crush they had on their teacher when they were 13 without asking!
Talent. Such a gifted man, Jeff Allen is. His jokes are simply hilarious
His timing is so great. I love him thank you for the laughs. So few these days.
As I sit at my mothers house waiting for her passing, I needed some levity. THANK YOU JEFF!!!! You have no idea what a stress reliever this was for me.
Awww Sweet one! God bless. Been there! Ironically it will be a new life for both of you (& mom). I never knew the influence of my mother until she passed, and I had to go it without her. A strange kind of freedom, and personal growth I wasn't aware would be a reward. Much love to you!
It's been 2 months since your posting and I suspect you are still in the 'new me, new normal stage'! It will be subtle, ups and down moments, and an exciting outcome of strength and courage instilled, in who you were created to be. You are truly God's beloved and He has you, always! He knows all! Remember to pray for Him to make you the woman He created you to be, for His purpose and glory. It's so easy to ask Him, He likes it, and can do what we can't. Easy breezy! Much love, and comfort to you Dearheart! 💌
Bless you. I just listened to Jeff's testimony from converting from atheist to Jesus and it's the most beautiful and comforting thing I've heard in a while. I pray you find comfort from your loss as well 💗
Totally original funny stuff!
He’s naturally funny
@sheri Lynn - your mommy still loves you!!!!!
I have watched this like 4 times; can't stop laughing. Never get tired of watching. He is amazingly funny. God bless him. 🤣🤣🤣
I can’t stop watching this guy!!! He makes me laugh even if I have a bad day! So cool!🙂😂😂🥳
Jeff Allen is a great comedian. Always love listening to his material. Very clean
This man's a comedic genius
60+ years worth of comedy wisdom. Hysterical all the way 🤣🤣🤣
You can NOT be in low spirits after watching this guy... Thank you for the much-needed laughs!
🤣🤣🤣 13 years of marriage in and I look forward to seeing my spine again one day. Thanks for giving me hope Jeff
I heard a noise. Here’s your spine, go see what it is.
From sunup to sundown listing to comedy will get you through this wicked world we live in with a laugh! Thanks!!! 😂😂😂
Just listened to this man’s testimony, incredible. God bless you, Jeff.
Prolly one of the best comedy shows I've heard in awhile
That was hilarious too. I’ve never seen a grown man say “prolly”.
Watching this again for at least the 6th or 7th time. Tammy in the fajita, menopause, grandkids...hilarious stuff. Rapid fire wit. We can't get enough of his stories!
So funny. Nice to hear from someone who is from my generation. We need more older comedians.
Lol you’re old
THE OLDER COMEDIANS are already out here. Just keeping a low profile as being “older” is often stereotyped as weird or crazy. 😂. Need more laughter in this world today. 😁🙃❤️
JUST exactly what does one consider OLD? Is this another STEROTYPE?
He is the funniest comic I have ever watched. I was laughing and crying through most of it. I think it is because I can relate. :)
Me too its like Im him🤣🤣😳😉😫😁😁😁😁
You are blessed with the time you had to “deal with” him/her.
Thank you for actually making me laugh without having to listen to cuss words to accomplish that.
Ditto!
Or have to hear
the words 'd**k,
or pu**y, or f***!'
Exactly!
Drybar is all about clean humor
@@khrystalkhoury62 thats the only reason he's not cussing. lol
Mr. Allen is the funniest person out there hands down!!!
I laughed so hard I think I shook a kidney stone loose! 😂🤣😹
Replay all day and cancel tomorrow's doctor appointment. Laughter, the best medicine! I'm happy to trade this stone for sore laughing muscles!🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!
I'm happy he and Tammy are still together. He did an interview once where they almost divorced. I'm glad they stayed together.
Whatever makes them happy. It's always nice when people can be happier together. The isolation of dysfunctional companionship is smothering and makes it hard to remember how one is meant to live in a way where one looks forward to it
He had to skip all the punch lines.
Your routines are spot on, refreshing to see a great comedian in this day.
happened upon Dry Bar surfing RUclips. Watched Brad Upton and when it ended, this video started. Unreal how funny these comedians are.
Jeff is hilarious. Conveys his experience of being an older adult but makes it so relatable and understandable for younger people. He really knows how to carry on a theme throughout the set, but not making it too in your face. So good.
This man is phenomenal!! I can so relate to everything he said...maybe because I’m 53 and it’s all true!! I was laughing so hard that I was crying! Thank you!
He's one of the Dry Bars Best I think.
Totally agree. Too relatable!
Could a woman's lack of interest in s3x be circumcision ? ?
Yes.
30 years old, myself. I can honestly say Jeff is one of the best comedians I have ever had the pleasure to listen to. You don't need to be old to appreciate his amazing comedic talent. He weaves his jokes into the incredibly smooth delivery of each story. There are very few comedians who have that feeling of ease on stage. It just seems effortless to him. It just goes to show how much work he's put in to perfecting his craft as well.
He has me in hysterics every time I come back to listen to him! My god, I hope he graces Canada with his presence. I would love to see him here in Vancouver, BC!
35 and I relate as well
I'm 72 and I play this video every 3 months since I forget everything so it's like all new comedy jokes to me and I fall out laughing 😅
Love this guy , so honest, so true, I laughed to death , yes I’m 63 as well .
So I'm in bed falling asleep & I wake up to hear this playing laughing harder than I have in some time! It must be God telling me to take it easy
I'm a widow over 3 years now
My husband always made me laugh
When he died there was no more laughter
What's the new Brock laughter back in my life effortlessly
Thank you❤
Jeff Allen is a genius! This is my favorite comedy bit ever! I've listened to it so many times and it's still as funny as it was the first time. It takes a truly talented, smart, witty person to be that funny without having to use profanity and lewdness.
You’re one of the BEST comedians I’ve ever seen. Even better than most Netflix comics. No cap. Loved it.
Omg I nearly choked on my popcorn 🤣🤣🤣 best I’ve heard in a while 💯
My wife enjoys your act. She said there is no swearing or off color, very refreshing Thank you
This has got to be the funniest comedian I've ever heard!
I love Jeff Alan. He’s so funny with the real life stuff. Like the wife and son skits are hilarious 😂
If you love him so much, one would think you would spell his name correctly.
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@@WikkedR1 lol
This is one of the funniest stand ups I have ever watched. I was ROTF and many times couldn't catch my breath. Love laughing so hard, great stuff‼️
Grammar yes
I died suffication! Jesus resurrected me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@stevenleffler4525 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Now that was funny.....something "Jeffrey" would have said 🤣🤣🤣
Righttttttttt!😂😂😂😂
Why have I not heard of this genius before? Only recently have found this man on RUclips quite by accident. I have attended comedy clubs, paid for and watched comedy specials, etc. He slays it! Plus, he's clean, which means he isn't lazy, he's smart. Thank you Dry Bar Comedy for sharing Jeff.
I got about 20 minutes in and I'm saving the rest for later with my wife. This man is good clean hilarious, that's a rarity.
FIVE STARS!🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
TWO THUMBS UP!👍👍
This is the funniest guy on Dry Bar. Hands down.
Josh bleu
First time seeing you, Mr Allen.
Laughing, enjoying, identifying, need tissue laughing so hard.
Whatever!!!
Thank you.
The MOST HILARIOUS comedy I've EVER seen/ heard. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU
My cheeks are so sore!!! Haven't laughed this much in a long time!
Absolutely Love this Fella (& his Tammy!lol)!!
This first time I watched him and I laugh so much! He is a natural comedian, everything he says is so funny...great stuff!
Some of the best sets of all time, amazing!!! One after another 🤣🤣🤣
This wonderful man, NEVER FAILS TO IMPROVE MY VIEW OF THE WORLD AND MY DISPOSITION.😂🤣😍
Addendum: Should be required viewing in every university on the planet…
Honestly! This is one of the funniest comedy acts I’ve ever listened too!!! How funny every day life is! Amazing delivery!!!
Had to leave my bedroom because my husband was asleep and I was laughing so hard!!!