Child Discipline Isn't What It Used To Be. Fred Klett - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 3 июн 2024
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Dad: Where you goin'?
Son: We already took care of it.
LOL. Gangster.
Arthur S fukn legend
Oh man, one of my favorites right there
Laughed my breath out😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥
Right ! 🤣
@@yanggang7927 aà
"He was just THERE...."
Greatest line with perfect delivery.
Because it's so true! Parents just appear, i sweatergawd!
My mother was like that..never a warning. She was just there.
Clean comedy is the true test of a comedian. Fred gets an A+
Here I am, watching this guy again. Since my husband passed a few months ago, when I need cheering up I just watch my favorite comedian. Thanks for putting the smile on my face. Your old lady fan.
My deepest condolences on the loss of your husband Deanie. I wish you comfort and wonderful memories to hold. My husband passed almost 4 years ago and I still miss him so.
My sincere condolences to you both. I hope you feel their love every day.
@@sherrycrichton6441 thank you very much Sherry, yes I do...and I have 3 children sharing wonderful memories of him. I'm sad though that I finally have a 7mth old grandson that will never know what a wonderful person his grandfather was.
Thanks again for your kind words Sherry, God bless
Oh My Lovely, So sorry to hear about your husband. It will take time but things will get better. Blessings.
@@maureenmallett4889 I'm not sure if it's me or Deanie you're writing...thank you much. I'm getting along, and I have so many remembrances.
Father : You didn’t even have an umbrella!
Kyle: Yeah like it helped them!
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂
No kidding. I was telling that one to MYSELF and laughing. He'great.
He needs a Netflix special.
Not depraved enough for netflix
Netflix ruins most comedy, so no thanks.
CORRECT
YouTuneIt It’s the comedy radio, Netflix is a joke, not the streaming service.
Elijah Laub It’s the comedy radio, Netflix is a joke, not the streaming service.
This is what i call comedy, intelligent , clean and full of twists. I also like the way he links the stories
OMG! I'm 58. I grew up in orphnages - lot of kids and a bit of disfuction.. I don't remember laughing so much in my whole life. Thankyou - what a talent. Xx
One of my kids asked if i was gay. I said no, why do you ask. She said it was because i was wearing a purple shirt. I said it wasn't purple, it was maroon. She said "Well that proves it then."
Child logic strikes again!😂
Perfect! Your own kid....😂😂😂
LOL spot on 🤣🤣🤣
Your child is right haha
🤔 could someone explain it to me
Not often I hear my name on stage. My brother Fred is awesome. Wish he would talk about his hunting trips as a kid. Crack shot Freddy! Love ya bro.
Did you almost touch him often 😎🤣
Crystal Mullen Funniest comic out there. Skuuzi, WoT? Must watch comedy!!!
Your Brother doesnt do gigs often or just doesn't tell about you too often?
Your brother needs a Netflix special. Kudos
I think all of us FREDs are awesome.. guess thats why im a 4th...
"My dad looked at my Mom and said 'Joane, line 'em up.'" This line cracks me up every single time I watch this! I can't help but laugh at this guy's jokes.
Probably the best part of his skit!
Between my sister in law and I we had thirteen children ,when we got together for family dinners we would line the kids up youngest to oldest…….years later the eldest said it might have seemed a good idea but he always got leftovers because that’s what it looked like on my plate……at Xmas we make him last just for the laugh.
Growing up we had a few “line ‘em up “ moments..😂
But it is true. Dad said it. Line up.
I have never laughed for so long and practically gave myself an asthma attack... You see, I came from a large family 5 boys and
3 girls... This was so true to form for my family.. We had a dad like this... We were
terrorized too.. I have watched this guy 3 times and each time
have laughed just as much as the 1st time...
Thank you Fred...
I'd never heard of him. This is my first look at his performance. He is a natural. Very funny! He does need his own special!
I recommend "If Humans Were Fish".
What you're watching is his special, on drybar
Agreed
I wasnt sold on this guy at first, but I actually watched this one all the way through. One of the best clean acts I have listened to.
@@moviehitscreepyposta8985 hahaha someone doesn't have kids
@@danielleendswell9250 YOU CAN LAUGH AT ME AS ALL YOU WANT BUT IM TELLING THE TRUTH AND YOUR RIGHT I DON'T HAVE KIDS I DON'T WANT ANY PLUS IM GLAD I DONT HAVE KIDS BECAUSE THAT WAY I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT AND HAVE MY FREEDOM SO IF YOU GOT KIDS YOU GO HA HA HA HA HA HA YOUR SELF🙃
@MOVIE HITS CREEPY PASTA Don't try to give advise on parenting if you are not a parent. One of the problems now days is that kids don't get enough discipline and are not taught that they are responsible for their actions and the way they treat others. Yes you can do want you want for now but you know nothing of the joy and rewards that come with being a parent as well the struggles and frustration that come with. The joy and rewards of being a parent far out weigh the frustration and the struggles just make the joys and rewards better. In fact I pity you for the fact that you will never know the emotional fulfillment that comes with being a parent.
Lockdown getting to you much?
@@kathyo5690 who?
This was a lot of fun. All jokes, no politics, no hot topics of the day, just good fun. Well done sir!
TOTALLY AGREE
🤜🏻🤛🏻 just don't know how much "A LOT" is a piece of property. alot is much, very much-so. Lol just playin 😜
Funniest guy I've seen in a lo-o-ong time! He is a master of his craft: doesn't miss a trick. And nothing indecent to offend a moral person -- how rare!. You go, Fred! Great performance! Thanx.
"Please don't pick me to kill", made me laugh so hard.
Remind me of my dear dad, who will go to the School Master beginning of year in my Primary year 5 & 6 to introduce me and gave permission for the School Master to discipline me extra should I misbehaved.
@@ihs51 that's not pleasent.
Don’t jeinx it🤣
That is what my husband said every day when he was a kid. My mother in law was horrible.
@@ihs51 when was this? In schools today, here in Los Angeles California, teachers will go to jail if they hit you even loose they job if they abuse you verbally.
"....I'm pretty sure he's still in here" had me ON THE FLOOR!!!! My dad to a T! smh 😂
(English here) i don't normally get American humour. It mostly goes over my head, but i found this guy tonight and I'm still watching, what is quite a long show. He's funny. Applicable to all cultures i think. Clean, funny, non political, respectful. Brilliant
Wot?
@@garrettfornea1088q1
I totally agree with your comment. You have a Blessed and safe life. ❤🇺🇸🚑
Shut it, scepter-sucker! 😂
wow, how wonderful to see a man that delivers his comedy cleanly, with dignity, gives us belly laughs, that make worries go away(even for a little while). Fred is excellent, we need more of his comedy. loved it. will share it. brings back memories for a lot of us.😂😅😂😅
😁👍🏼 absolutely!!
Fred Klett is one of the funniest comedians I’ve seen on here. He needs his own sitcom.
So far- yes he Blew be away!
I would even love to see "Specials" on videos a few times a year!!!
@@sullivan2339 Did you see the other video he did in Provo Utah with a blue shirt? Its about 1 hrs 20min! I've seen it a dozen times and still it makes me laugh so hard and cry!
I would pay $ to see him reenact the Mary Poppins story
He's original and no swearing. Proves class comedy.
My brother is almost 24 and still does the almost touch whenever I visit my parents house. He's even in law school. Somethings never change 😂
Love this man! Mama would get all 5 of us in the car, "We're going here and this is what's going to happen, you're gonna do this, now you better act like you have some sense whether you do or not!"
My mom's worst insult "I hope you have 10 just like you"
"No, the shawl is salmon, that would clash with hibiscus." One of my favorite lines of any comedy program EVER.
I died
@@davidshillaker7578 RIP
To have the talent to keep it clean and be super funny like Fred, is a gift to humanity! Top notch observational comedy. Amazing guy.
From a family of 8 kids, you have made me laugh! Thank you for the memories . I relate to absolutely everything you have said. Thank you
I'm one of 8 too. I related to this comedy.
Fred, please get a Netflix comedy show. You are a genius at comedy and your timing is impeccable. Keep it going!
As the oldest of 15... I can totally relate to EVERYTHING this guy is talking about.
15? Holy tired uterus, batman!
Your mother deserves the Congressional Medal of Honor for Bravery and Pain Tolerance!
My mom had 15 and I’m the baby 😭
Dang how does one just have 15 kids???
Catholic? 😂
My mom and I watched this and couldn’t stop laughing! She’s from another country, so she doesn’t always understand jokes, but as one of six siblings, she thought your bit about that was hilarious! She sent this to her whole family, and we’ve been laughing together all day. Thank you for this!
Hi Fred!!! you are hillarious!!!! I know of your family.... I was in Matts class....and Steph was in my chemistry class... I also worked with Kyle once upon a time!! Small world for sure.... lol Keep it up!! Funny and clean!! Bless you!!
If you ever catch up with him please let him know a lot of people love him and have found joy in this special! I can’t tell you how many times I have watch this!🤣😂🤣
He’s got that perfect dry humor, loved this.
What he says about little sisters and brothers is so true. My sister is 5 years younger than me. She would do something and make me mad, so I would pinch her on the arm. She would go and tell my mom and I would get into trouble, and when I looked at her arm it was all red with fingernail marks on it. I felt bad because I didn't think I had pinched her that hard. Fifteen years later, she told me that she would go into the bedroom, and pinch herself more to make it worse, and then go show my mom. I had no idea.
Smart sister you had. I had only one. She was number 9 so she was too young to goof us up until she caught on, about age 17.
My sister will punch me and I will pinch on the arm and my parents will act like I committed a war crime
@@kck5454 she was number 9?
@@bobma6342 Yes, she was 9
As an adult, my daughter confessed that she convinced her youngest brother to confess to what SHE did because he wouldn't get punished as much. WHAT? Why did he agree to that? And they are still best friends.
I've never seen him before, or heard about him, but he's hilarious. I would pay to see him. 😂😂😂😂😂
Same here. He’s hysterical!
Me three!!
Seen one video...his wife said his pink shirt was hibiscus🤣🤣
elaine gomillion In a heartbeat I would see him!!! More than once for the same show!! The best comedy comes from real life experiences. A comedian like Fred or Bill Engvall both use family material for their comedy and if there is anyone out there like me, I listen to it and laugh hysterically thinking about how that happened to me or us but couldn't make it sound funny like they can.
Was in tears laughing so hard. Anyone with more than one sibling can relate!
I have one sibling and can relate, except my older brother is the wimp that tries my temper
@Molly Flanagan
I sure can! I had 2 sisters and 5 brothers. And I was their Sister. Crazy times then!
"That means you were a FISH" Oh my lord. He's amazing. I love this.
“I found out that I breathe ....... WAAAAAY too loud!!!” That line is absolutely hilarious, I’ve not laughed like this for .... WAAAAY too long 🤣🤣🤣
I didnt even think i could find anything that funny, i was literally dying laughing.
I peed I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣
Sometimes my husband breathes like that, when he doesn't, I think he's died ...
I laughed a lot. And I'm German.
I cried when he impersonated a German guy laughing 🤣
What did the German person say?
Mmmmmm
@@banana8988 Literally "I didn't understand"
HA!!!!!!!!!!
If I hadn’t gotten married I would have died in a matter of months 😂
My husband and I were dying during that whole bit.
A real treat to hear a REALLY funny man with no profanity 😂🤣👍👏👏
The authentic of the story made it hilariously funny...everybody in that audience can directly identify the situation he is talking about/ The parents of those days were legends indeed
"AND YOU DID NOT EVEN HAVE AN UMBRELLA"
"yeah, like it did them any good"
"No that shawl is salmon it'll clash with the hibiscus" lmao
I love Dry Bar Comedy. I get to see comedians I've never seen before, and the comedy is clean.
I love that there is no foul language. This man is brilliant!
He's got expressions and uniqueness of story telling 😂
He's like Tommy Smothers
Dear Mr. Klett, please make more shows! We are in stitches every time we watch this!!!
I'm just a guy but I do watch quite a bit of stand up comedy and I must send respect to this artist. He truly knows how to perform and has excellent mic control. Keep on doing your thing Ser🔥
I can really relate but our family is like a matriarch. We were all 8 girls, no boys. So many hilarious memories! Our house was the smallest but it sure is the loudest in the subdivision! Our mum gives this "look," we call it the "tiger look." We see that glare, we totally froze!
Honestly, I have never heard such an accurate story about being spanked. It was exactly the same for my sister and I!
Same here except my dad and mom had separate punishments my dad spanked us and then our mother made us sit on the bottom step adjacent to the kitchen so she could see us and if we moved a millimeter she would add on five minutes and if we snuck our phone into timeout on the bottom step of the stairs she’s take it away and add 20 minutes
Lol I have never been spanked...
Your brother is ASSUME 😊🤣
I only own one belt. Self explanatory
Brilliant humor
"We are smarter than that." "We should be a little suspicious anyway if all of the sudden there's a sandwich bobbing in front of us." Said the guy that jumped off the roof with an umbrella.
Hey Jeff, sure you aren't too smart to watch this video?
XD
I believe it was Jeff who went first 😅
How better to learn common sense,then being taught to notice something amiss by at first ignoring it? Lol.
hahahahaha, nice
I love this guy. Everytime I see a clip of his I'll stop and watch it. He is absolutely hilarious.
I've seen lots of drybar comedians and they are all good, but this guy is special. Love his style
Lol Surprise ending...
"Time out." "Pushed Johnny head into the brick wall and got blood everywhere." 😂
This guy NEEDS a netflix special. You rock Fred! Made me laugh till I cried
My husband came to check if im ok, ive laughed and cried. If laughter makes your life longer, this dude has just made me immortal.
My kids asked me if I have a sense of humor. I told them, "Of course I have a sense of humor." "I married your mother didn't I?" 😂
This guy is hilarious 😂 Real life is always the best foundation for the funniest jokes 🤣
I totally love Fred's routine! My wife and I will randomly quote his bits in our daily life. "You aren't hungry!". "I thought I was hungry" ... Laugh ourselves silly whenever we share this with friends. Even gave him small tip! Love Fred Klett!
This guy’s delivery & timing is BRILLIANT !!
BTW, I’m not British... “WOT?!” 🤣
There's no T at the end.
He is priceless. I’m 10 of 10 siblings. Being the youngest I have no responsibility to how the others turned out. The older siblings, of course’ got blamed for everything the last 3 of us did.
I have watched him for so many times, and still watching. And can never stop laughing. I live In Finland and found him just by accident. Shared his videos with my sons, and they laught as much as I did, and will do. OMG, Fred always makes my day!!!!!! 😆🤩
The "WOT?" got me every time... Love this guy lolol
they say : "wot is rude!" you say "sorry?" or "pardon?" ...😉😅🤣
Had a hard night shift at the hospital. I often use YT to sleep better during the day. Now this randomly played and made me wake up from time to time laughing half asleep, lol. Thank you, Fred.
It take real talent to keep it clean and have a great following. Appreciate this guy and really relate to his real life comedy.
I love how he goes from normal talk and then emphisizes the last word by yelling. Priceless.
Glad to have found this guy, he’s so relatable and funny. Best part is no profanity. Just proves you can be funny without cursing.
how do you thumb down this guy? what a riot. some people need filth i guess. glad i saw this . great job
Exactly. I’ve always said if a comedian needs to resort to sex jokes or profanity, it just reveals their lack of creativity and talent.
You sound like a child
It's hilarious people can find words so offensive.
@@PeacepiperF20 it’s hilarious that people think profanity is so edgy and cool like a couple of teenage boys trying to fit in to the cool crowd.
One of the best comedians they’ve had on here!
AND I KNOW PARENTS HAVE THE RIGHT TOO CORRECT THERE CHILDREN BUT DO YOU HALF TOO YELL SCREAM OR TALK IN A REAL STERN VOICE EVEN SPANKING THEM OR BEATING THEM ONLY SCARES THE CHILD AND PARENTS SHOULD TALK TOO THERE KIDS SOFTLY NO THERE BAD BEHAVIOR IS NOT GOOD BUT ITS HOW YOU REACT TOO IT TOO IT IS ON YOU WHEN A PARENT RAISES THERE VOICE TOO THERE KIDS ALL ITS GOING TOO DO IS MAKE THE KID WANT TOO MISBEHAVE EVEN MORE WHY CANT YOU PARENTS OR SINGLE PARENT JUST USE YOUR NICE SOFT CALM VOICE THAN THE CHILD WOULD UNDERSTAND AND BEHAVE BETTER TURST ME AND BEING FIRM WITH YOUR CHILDREN WONT SOLVE ANYTHING AND WHY CANT YOU USE WORDS LIKE HUNEY BABY OR SWEETHEART THATS BETTER THAN A DEMANDING VOICE AND WHEN YOU PARENTS USE WORDS LIKE STOP IT RIGHT NOW OR ILL SPANK YOU EAT WANT WAS FIXED OR DO WITH OUT STOP CRYING OR ILL GIVE YOU SOMEONE TOO CRY ABOUT OR ILL FIX YOUR WAGON OR SHUT UP EVEN SHOUTING ALL OF THEES WORDS ARE MEAN AND HARSH WORDS THAT ARE TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR AND THE MORE YOUR STRICT WITH YOUR KID THE WORST YOUR KID IS GOING TOO BEHAVE AND WHEN YOUR KID OR KIDS BEING BAD JUST SET DOWN AND TALK TOO THEM THAT THIS BEHAVIOR IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BUT REMBER TOO BE KIND WILE DOING SO BECAUSE WHEN YOU CALM AND COOL AND PLEASE CORRECT THEM WITH KINDNESS BECAUSE YOU CATCH MORE FLYS WITH HONEY THAN YOU DO WITH VINEKAR AND EVERY THING WOULD TURN OUT OK😡
@@moviehitscreepyposta8985 Spare the rod, spoil the child.
@@ihateoreocookies YES BUT THAT DONT MEAN BE HARD ON YOUR CHILD😡
@@moviehitscreepyposta8985 Relax.... This is a comedy video. You can post this somewhere serious ..... mmmmmkay
@@ihateoreocookies yeah you got a point there😐
Every time I run across him I watch and laugh.
Fred Klett.... what an amazing performer. I love how he talks to the audience and makes them part of his act. His comedy routine is fantastic and I've never laughed so hard in my life. I hope he knows how much he's appreciated for the happiness he gives us.
I'm so glad to see his special. Fantastic! We all really need comic relief, especially now
I didn’t have to listen to Biden tonight
This guy is great! Especially love when he yells to emphasize ridiculousness!
Then you will love Brian Regan...that's his signature style
Reminded me off Bill Burr's impersonation of Bill Murphy on "F is for family"
Did you notice how he moved the microphone away when he did it? He was very considerate of his audience. I don't like when performers yell into the mic.
I’ve watched this full thing 5 times now, still funny. Please bring back Fred Klett!
This guy is brilliant I hadn't laughed in a while before I came upon this masterpiece
The best way to punish kids today is to take away their phone charger.
Then watch them panic as the power bars drop. It's non violent, but it lasts for hours.
OMG sooo going to remember that, tooo good! Thx!!
Thank you. Just know you have inspired a beautiful nonviolent punishment for when my neice gets a phone
They can keep the device all they please but there is that good feeling that eventually it will die. Lol, and I would hide all cords.....
Not gonna work if it's a Samsung or android flagship phone xD definitely iPhones tho....may not even last an hour lol
Then whoop them with it
Dude was absolutely hilarious. Definitely would watch him again.
Yet again dried comic had me rolled up again Laughter is best medicine thank you keep going. We could all do with laughter in life.
From a Brit: "The British went onto the top deck to look for the hurricane!" - well, yeah. That's what I'd have done. I'm not steering the boat, I can't stop a hurricane from coming. When there's nothing you can do about the situation, you might as well enjoy the view while you can, you might not get another chance. Plus, I've never seen a hurricane.
Same here. As soon as they say there's a tornado in my neighborhood I run outside so I can see it!
His sudden bursts of energy in the delivery had me rolling!
Been waiting a while for a full special of Fred! Cracks me up with his sarcasm and delivery!
Check out the Dry bar app. Full specials for free.
Ivan Ivanov I have been a long time fan of his. This was great
@@Sittininthesun the app crashes a lot
Ivan Ivanov d
Going back to when he was asking the guy about how many brothers and sister he had ... "There was a family of 4 children. One girl and 3 boys. One boy could NOT understand how his sister had 3 brothers and he only had two!" LOL
This guy is GOOD. I love his comedy as it is sooooo true to life.
I taught music theory to an orchestra class for homeschoolers. One large family had recently had another baby. I asked the boy in my class who was from that family how many kids were in the family now. He just responded, "Ummmmm..." And he was a teenager! 😆
BTW, the new baby made 14 kids.
He is one of the best comedians I've ever seen on Drybar!!! There's 3 others; they're all "the best" imo
I cannot stop laughing with him. He's been on Drybar a couple of times and I always stop what I'm doing and watch and laugh till my belly hurts.👏👏👏👏
So refreshing to hear clean comedy.
Exactly brother ...... too many profanities especially worst with female standups !!!
Love this guy. I've seen a lot of great comedy on Dry Bar. Good clean comedy that you can share with anybody.. I really like that.
Me too. I enjoy clean comedy.
Yes, me too. Regards from Bulgaria.
@@user-zl4bb8dj9e , how do you like American comedy?
I know I dont think I've ran into one comic yet that I just didnt laugh at all at.
Ikr
I love how all his jokes are interconnected 🤣
It's like peeking into our family life, cannot stop laughing!
He did good,but that crowd at times, I think he deserved better responses
He definitely did. This guys comedy is GOLD!💚💜😂😂😂
I agree. He was awesome
Being from there, it is Utah....
Just be grateful they laughed.
Sometimes the audience just blows. I hate being in a dead audience, it kills the whole vibe and also can deflate even the best of performers.
Oh my goodness, I LOVE this guy. His execution and familiar expression is exactly my mind of humor-- and it's CLEAN.
This guy is absolutely hilarious! I haven't laughed that hard in ages.
As someone around the same age, I can identify with so much of his show.😂
I have seen lots of Dry Bar and you Mr Klett, have got to be one of the funniest I’ve seen! Some great talent here and you stand on the top! Great work!
So true.
Drew Barth is also one of my top favorites
The church part really caught me off guard 😂🤣😂🤣
Man I wish I could watch this for the first time again
I can totally see him as a little kid. Really good!
World needs to see more of his gigs. Someone sign him up for a special already !
dad: go get me a switch
wrong move: come back with a twig that won't hurt. it just makes him madder
solution: come back with a small log to make him feel bad
No. It would end up with the dad saying "Good. Your learning, now bend over"
haha! I did that with the belt. I got the biggest, fattest leather belt he owned that had the giant buckle. He didn't hit as hard with that belt!
My great grandmother was the master of the switch.
I brought the small switches.
She stripped the bark and switched the backs of my legs.
Talk about pain.
It took me a while to learn to get away with stuff better
I was a slow learner.
A switch MUST swish... Oiy
My mom would have us grab a hitting stick for the other sibling and she always said if it wasn't bad enough she would grab something worse to hit us with. Always gave my sibling a sympathetic look as I handed over the ultimate weapon.
His comment to the audience member about uncrossing his arms made me chuckle. I once saw Sean Morey and my wife and I were in the front row. I had my arms crossed and Sean immediately dubbed me as "pissed off guy", and I became his go to guy when he delivered a punchline. One of the funnest shows I ever saw.
Never seen this guy before but he is very funny and not a bit of smut anywhere. Well done Fred you made my night 'cause I was feeling a bit down and you made me realise how lucky I am to be married for 40 years to a very knowledgeable woman.
this is hands down one of the funniest greatest stand ups ive ever heaard im new to this guy im dying laughing
Loved the Mary Poppins story! He is hilarious!
This man's style is so eclectically on point. Those family reunions had to be fun.
The best Dry Bar show EVER!!!!!!!