Most Absurd Parenting Method. Jamie Lissow - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @FleanceDavid
    @FleanceDavid 4 года назад +746

    Not a single curse word and he still killing it! A standing ovation from me to him...kudos to you sir 👏👏👏👍

    • @LuchadorMasque
      @LuchadorMasque 4 года назад +2

      That's fuxking lame

    • @allenmason1098
      @allenmason1098 4 года назад +15

      can't curse at drybar

    • @jessiefox4616
      @jessiefox4616 4 года назад +23

      Its drybar. Clean comedy and they dont serve alcohol

    • @Apb23
      @Apb23 3 года назад +20

      More intelligent that way...

    • @Deee_TV
      @Deee_TV 3 года назад +17

      Yep, i like me some clean comedy👍

  • @uafsbiologicalscience8781
    @uafsbiologicalscience8781 2 года назад +494

    I’ve seen Jamie on Gutfeld! and he is hilarious. This is the first time I’ve seen his stand-up. Great comedian!

  • @alison4316
    @alison4316 4 года назад +525

    His delivery is just phenomenal.

  • @bdt9320
    @bdt9320 Год назад +45

    watched it all!! This guy is really talented. No matter what he talked about…it was unquestionably funny. No profanity or racial slurs required. Just super entertaining.

  • @timothyfloogle
    @timothyfloogle 4 года назад +778

    This guy is great, seen him on the Greg Gutfeld show, always a treat when he's on

    • @donnacook5552
      @donnacook5552 2 года назад +46

      Love him on Gutfeld! He's just as funny there too. This guy is so quick and never disappoints!

    • @AbsitInvidea
      @AbsitInvidea 2 года назад +18

      @@donnacook5552 On the close-ups on Gutfeld he looks slightly cross-eyed in one eye and it's so effective in enhancing the humor.

    • @silvergirl7810
      @silvergirl7810 2 года назад +16

      @@AbsitInvidea right? I think he’s almost funnier on the fly.

    • @donnanewsham4742
      @donnanewsham4742 2 года назад +25

      I agree. He is really good at the deadpan responses on Gutfeld. Gutfeld has an eye for talent.

    • @edwhite7475
      @edwhite7475 2 года назад +15

      Thats why i clicked-

  • @julielobato9766
    @julielobato9766 3 года назад +116

    Dry Bar is my saving grace. No filth or fbombs. Just really funny people 😍

    • @slapster69
      @slapster69 Месяц назад

      Yep it keeps out the talentless shock comedians

    • @MAGA-LO-MANIAC
      @MAGA-LO-MANIAC Месяц назад +1

      You'll never find Andrew Dice Clay on this channel.

  • @robinkirs
    @robinkirs 2 года назад +766

    i love it when he is on gutfeld!...its my favorite show.

    • @fireballxl-5748
      @fireballxl-5748 2 года назад +30

      You stole my thunder!

    • @jeffstumpf9129
      @jeffstumpf9129 2 года назад +22

      @@fireballxl-5748 and mine. I said the same thing and didn’t get one like. And, what’s the difference between 4 weeks ago, and one month ago? This Robin has some kind of magic, that we just don’t have.

    • @leroyjenkins4371
      @leroyjenkins4371 2 года назад +18

      I remember him from Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld. Always funny!

    • @fireballxl-5748
      @fireballxl-5748 2 года назад +7

      @@jeffstumpf9129 I can relate as it has happened to me as well.

    • @ocbeachgir1294
      @ocbeachgir1294 Год назад +11

      Crafting, for a little bit more 💰 🤑 Lolololo

  • @Mary200-61
    @Mary200-61 2 месяца назад +11

    I watch him on Gutfeld but this is the first time seeing his comedy routine. Omg I’m crying. He is hilarious.

  • @johnny-becker
    @johnny-becker 4 года назад +626

    When this guy is talking... I see Tim Allen in him. When he is not talking, I see Ben Stiller. Two very talented comedians and this guy is right up there on the same level. This guy is great, it is hard to come up with non-insulting jokes on the spot. Like when he described a "actuary".

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 4 года назад +31

      Right, totally see what you're saying

    • @harambo88
      @harambo88 4 года назад +23

      exactly what i thought too

    • @El_Ophelia
      @El_Ophelia 4 года назад +17

      I definitely see Tim Allen here!

    • @canavar1435
      @canavar1435 3 года назад +6

      You mean they look a like? Like Charlie and Adolf? Great observations!

    • @getoman666
      @getoman666 3 года назад +11

      He looks like Rex from toy story

  • @hobysmith9825
    @hobysmith9825 Месяц назад +10

    I have to come back and watch this every six months or so. It’s so crazy good. One of my absolute favorite standup performances, and I remember going back as far as Stephen Wright and Dave Allen At Large, stuff in the 70s and 80s. This is one of my favorites of all time, for sure.

  • @earndoggy
    @earndoggy 4 года назад +281

    Can't say enough about this. I was already on his side because I'm from Alaska, and the bit about crafting...ask my husband, he would agree with every single word out of Jamie's mouth. Every word. I am almost in pain from laughing!

    • @Fizz-Pop
      @Fizz-Pop 4 года назад +15

      Making a dude go to craft stores is just cruel lol

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 2 года назад +13

      How DARE he throw away a glass jar! Those have a 1000 uses for crafting! 😂

    • @earndoggy
      @earndoggy 2 года назад +6

      @@LazyIRanch at a minimum!

    • @BoilingDietCoke
      @BoilingDietCoke 2 года назад +4

      Your husband is a lucky man.

    • @earndoggy
      @earndoggy 2 года назад +2

      @@BoilingDietCoke aw thanks

  • @muhammedenestopcu2406
    @muhammedenestopcu2406 3 года назад +200

    I've just watched Gutfeld and had to check this guy. I'm not disappointed. He is really really good

    • @ColonelStraker
      @ColonelStraker 11 месяцев назад +7

      Jamie is great. He CO-WROTE "Daddy Daughter Trip" with Rob Schneider!!

    • @Michael-j7w9l
      @Michael-j7w9l 10 месяцев назад +4

      You know.....I did the same thing a couple months ago. Also Iived in Alaska....the bear punchlines are hilarious 😢😅

  • @pa4362
    @pa4362 4 года назад +193

    On the craft part , I was crying , when he mentioned the brass rooster , I was bent over cough laughing I have often wondered myself and I love crafting. No offended at all . Dude is hilarious
    Loved

    • @HosCreates
      @HosCreates 4 года назад +7

      Same here! Those roosters are weird and idk why anyone likes them!

    • @Soren_Skarsgard
      @Soren_Skarsgard Месяц назад

      Omg, the whole craft part was a curve ball 😂😂

  • @Rosie_C
    @Rosie_C 4 года назад +369

    The parenting jokes are hilarious! The “let him drown - he’ll never do it again” one made me think of a friend who’s mom would say to encourage her children to toughen up... “One time, when I was 5, I died. And my Mom told me to walk it off!”

    • @ttthecat
      @ttthecat 3 года назад +15

      Lol that hits real close to home! 😅

    • @ednaenfinger7257
      @ednaenfinger7257 3 года назад +8

      😂😂😂 walk it off.!!!

    • @B.Mega.D
      @B.Mega.D 3 года назад +13

      Perfect, I'm gonna use it... because i am THAT mom.😀

    • @kessiawright1710
      @kessiawright1710 2 года назад +20

      When I was eight we went to swim at a river with my father, siblings and a family friend. I slipped on a rock and I didn't know that it was a drop off. I couldn't swim. I kept going down the pop up a bit and try to scream as my father and his friend watched me almost drown.
      His friend saved me, then got mad at my father for not helping. My father said, he thought that it would be a good way for me to learn how to swim. I taught myself how to do the dog paddle myself because I knew that my father would let me drown instead of just showing me how to swim. I taught my siblings.
      I can laugh about it now because I love swimming. I cannot dive and touch the bottom of a pool though because I discovered my super power is buoyancy. I swim down a bit then pop back up fast.

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 2 года назад +17

      My dad would say, "Are you bleeding? If you are, take it outside and don't get it on the carpet!"

  • @renaarmstrong2838
    @renaarmstrong2838 4 года назад +244

    This guy is hilarious. I didn’t want it to end. And that’s unusual for me.

  • @k3w1b3an5
    @k3w1b3an5 3 года назад +303

    "Because I had trouble with girls and I had an intact face"
    Dude is hilarious.

    • @nanekimakeup579
      @nanekimakeup579 2 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jonno2summit
      @Jonno2summit Год назад +2

      He is funny for Fairbanks. I mean, compared to a moose... sure. Why not?
      (LOL sarcasm alert)

    • @ColonelStraker
      @ColonelStraker 11 месяцев назад +2

      Jamie is great. He CO-WROTE "Daddy Daughter Trip" with Rob Schneider!!

    • @jbkibs
      @jbkibs 8 месяцев назад +1

      he is! i love when he's on gutfield.

  • @madisonodom2107
    @madisonodom2107 Год назад +96

    I met Jaime last Friday after the Gutfeld show. My camera wasn't working but Jamie took a picture on his phone and sent it to me. Awesome dude.

  • @ashleymiles3373
    @ashleymiles3373 3 года назад +93

    This guy's timing and facial expressions are amazing.

    • @ColonelStraker
      @ColonelStraker 11 месяцев назад

      Ha ha yes. Jamie is great. He CO-WROTE "Daddy Daughter Trip" with Rob Schneider!!

  • @TheHansoost
    @TheHansoost 2 года назад +41

    Very good set. I really appreciate the clean comedy. It's more challenging and funnier than it's darker cousin. Relies on wit, not vulgarity.

  • @arhabersham
    @arhabersham 4 года назад +539

    Dry Bar Comedy is really owning the game with such great comedians ❤️

    • @maargenbx1454
      @maargenbx1454 3 года назад +20

      Best thing to ever happen to RUclips!

    • @myfirstnamemylastname2994
      @myfirstnamemylastname2994 3 года назад +13

      Yes I'm not squeamish or prudish, but it is refreshing to see someone be able to come up with something funny without talking about poop, pee, farts, or sex organs. That body function-oriented humor was funny when I was in first grade, but I've been over it for a while. Especially when instead of using it as a little spice now and then the person seems to be determined to win the race by being the crudest comedian rather than the wittiest.

    • @Wundrdawg1
      @Wundrdawg1 3 года назад +5

      @@myfirstnamemylastname2994 agreed ... potty humor is for middle school children.

    • @carolelangat-fortune4557
      @carolelangat-fortune4557 3 года назад +10

      Those that don't swear and are a joy to watch

    • @rickroll4461
      @rickroll4461 2 года назад +1

      For real 🍻

  • @jasonfirewalker3595
    @jasonfirewalker3595 4 года назад +137

    I watch stand up every day. This guy's got it.

  • @rawdaaljawhary4174
    @rawdaaljawhary4174 2 года назад +141

    I love his grin 😀😁, that alone cracks me up. Not to mention his amazing set!!! 😂😂😂 He's HILARIOUS!

    • @stuarthaynes1508
      @stuarthaynes1508 2 года назад +5

      And the way he shifts his eyes back and forth

  • @lavonnekelly9173
    @lavonnekelly9173 4 года назад +104

    I had forgot how much I miss real humor...Thank you...We all need a good laugh...

    • @LisaLoyaga
      @LisaLoyaga 2 месяца назад

      @@lavonnekelly9173 yes we do and he makes me Crack up

  • @sharongarren6912
    @sharongarren6912 3 года назад +72

    Thank you Dry Bar for great, awesome and clean comedy!! Jamie was hilarious!!

  • @stephenlevine1929
    @stephenlevine1929 4 года назад +48

    I LOVE this guy! Unique delivery that has me in stitches, along with great observational mind. My new favorite comic!

  • @judelainegazes
    @judelainegazes 2 года назад +38

    Sending you lots of love, Jamie. You do great stuff on the Gutfeld show and I am glad to find you showing up elsewhere. Thank you for the laughs!

  • @GoriIIaTactics
    @GoriIIaTactics 4 года назад +521

    This dude has some decent flow and improvisation

    • @dovie2blue
      @dovie2blue 4 года назад +9

      I love his delivery

    • @P3rs3cutr0ll
      @P3rs3cutr0ll 4 года назад +12

      He knows also how to let the audience sink into their own laugh before throwing another joke, that way the public is almost constantly laughing.

    • @sharlatanshalraljg7052
      @sharlatanshalraljg7052 4 года назад +2

      No he don't

    • @chrissooch8328
      @chrissooch8328 2 года назад +2

      No he doesn't* learn English

  • @TomMannis
    @TomMannis Год назад +72

    I came here for Jamie Lissow. I stayed for more Jamie Lissow.

  • @Jess_Smith0903
    @Jess_Smith0903 4 года назад +40

    He’s probably one of the best comedians I’ve watched from DryBar!!

  • @markiahendrix60
    @markiahendrix60 4 года назад +71

    🤣🤣🤣 This was a great show! Jamie made me laugh, and he kept me interested in his entire routine. He is a true professional, and deserves all of the accolades we can bestow upon him! Dry Bar has some TRUE talent in it's ranks... I have often looked up these comics that you introduce to us!

    • @ttthecat
      @ttthecat 3 года назад +5

      I have followed so many of these comics thanks to Dry Bar! 💜

    • @markiahendrix60
      @markiahendrix60 3 года назад +3

      @@ttthecat Same here T Graham! Also, I love your Cat 😉
      I have a orange Tabby 🐈

    • @kathleensullivan4547
      @kathleensullivan4547 2 года назад +2

      Me too

    • @markiahendrix60
      @markiahendrix60 2 года назад +2

      @@kathleensullivan4547 😃👍 They have some good ones! Thanks for your reply Kathleen!

  • @sturvinmurvin9408
    @sturvinmurvin9408 4 года назад +748

    Who is this woman in Provo that is always cracking up in the background? She helps drive home many of these jokes and seems to be a regular. Thank you whoever you are.

    • @sapphirestar3068
      @sapphirestar3068 4 года назад +56

      I noticed her, too! Maybe a regular or someone that works there??

    • @joelhancox218
      @joelhancox218 4 года назад +26

      They have a repeated laugh track

    • @ZacchaeusNifong
      @ZacchaeusNifong 4 года назад +24

      There's always one of those in every crowd.

    • @ramptower7487
      @ramptower7487 4 года назад +37

      His Wife.

    • @gmjones7537
      @gmjones7537 4 года назад +20

      It's not me but it would be if i were there.

  • @anngreen3495
    @anngreen3495 2 года назад +26

    I keep coming back to this performance because it never gets tired. And I always want it to keep going on without end.

  • @IsaacAsante17
    @IsaacAsante17 4 года назад +265

    He's really good at what he does. Very smart jokes, great narration, facial expressions and pauses.

    • @carolca5249
      @carolca5249 5 месяцев назад

      In the biz, they call the pausing timing. And the narration delivery

  • @ninadorado7341
    @ninadorado7341 4 года назад +181

    ..being a crafter I found this hilarious. He really expresses how someone who hated it would feel being married to one. Loved it

    • @paperclips4113
      @paperclips4113 3 года назад +12

      (@ Nina D): Yup. We could just go buy the item, less expensively, but instead....so funny!

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 2 года назад +14

      I'm a crafter, but even worse, I'm a "re-purposer"! I have a goat ranch, and their pens are made of chain link and pieces of salvaged scrap metal. I don't care what it looks like, as long as it can keep a mountain lion out!
      I also save pieces of metal to make the most Frankensteinish wind chimes designed to scare away predators at night. I test pieces of junk for "clangyness" and put it in a big box for my next hideous creation.
      Gee, I wonder why I'm single?

    • @MightyMyna
      @MightyMyna 2 года назад +6

      @@LazyIRanch I'm only 16 yet I feel so spirituality connected with this, BTW I'm a low key hoarder.but like I only keep things to re purpose them

    • @jnesrh420
      @jnesrh420 2 года назад +1

      After 12years ive built up about an hour worth of patience for the "fun-stores" lol Ill say sure because she knows I don't wanna. Then after that hour I'm like PLEEEEASE CAN WE LEAVE looking like im dying in a dersert and start slowly moving toward the registers saying checking out see ya there. I do it for love 😁

    • @littleme3597
      @littleme3597 2 года назад +2

      @@LazyIRanch LOVE IT.

  • @iduswelton9567
    @iduswelton9567 4 года назад +90

    This guy is the funniest one so far-ive relisten to him three times and still laugh myself silly eyes watering 🤓🌟🌟👍👍👍

    • @lucyjobe7429
      @lucyjobe7429 2 года назад +1

      You haven't seen fred kleitt on dry bar. You will loose it. He is the best.

  • @arielcheyenne1853
    @arielcheyenne1853 3 года назад +86

    Growing up I had THE BIGGEST crush on a boy who'd pulled a pan of simmering simple syrup off the stove and had scars around his mouth and chin. He had the most beautiful eyes, was sweet and so funny! I haven't thought of him in a long time and your joke gave me that memory back...thank you

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry Год назад +3

      That's sweet, thank you for sharing. The fondness of the memories comes through.

  • @abbycross90210
    @abbycross90210 4 года назад +320

    I love this guy. I love that when he says, "I don't wanna make fun of..." he's definitely about to make fun of it.

    • @Grunge_Cycling
      @Grunge_Cycling 3 года назад

      Because Americans don't need a suggestion to laugh at his fellow men

  • @goforthamericachannel
    @goforthamericachannel Год назад +9

    He's a great comic. And the stuff he comes up with off the top of his head when he's on the Gutfeld show shows it. He's the best guest on the show

  • @RainbowLane
    @RainbowLane 4 года назад +79

    Oh my goodness - the craft store stuff!😂😂😂I was helpless with laughter all the way through this but once he started on the craft store, I was nearly hysterical. Brilliant.

  • @katieellenincdotcom
    @katieellenincdotcom 4 года назад +23

    BY FAR the BEST comic you guy's have had on.... absolutely changed my mood and lifted my depression which is hard to do THANK YOU DRYBAR!!!

  • @Natasha-iy3ji
    @Natasha-iy3ji 4 года назад +244

    “12 of you need to leave”had me dead lmao

    • @KeithBlade
      @KeithBlade 4 года назад +6

      Best line of the act

    • @ladycarys3008
      @ladycarys3008 3 года назад +2

      Same, burst out laughing at work 😂

    • @ttthecat
      @ttthecat 3 года назад +1

      Lolz me too! I felt so validated for my life choices 😅😉

    • @jacksonmorganfroghin4815
      @jacksonmorganfroghin4815 2 года назад +1

      Yeah I was in tears over that!
      Just a word of caution when you're watching Lissow, don't be drinking anything ...you will choke to death literally on your Snickers milkshake or whatever your imbibing, your peanut butter tasting v-8 juice. You will just inhale all that goop right into your lungs you usually breathe with .........
      When the manager said, "There is no Michael!" I lost my voice.

  • @labrinmuljack3333
    @labrinmuljack3333 2 месяца назад +4

    His ability to make you think his joke going one way and then take it somewhere else is insane! Like the my favorite kid joke, and you think he is about to rip on one of his kids and he’s like I do have favorite kids it’s my neighbors! That is just such a funny response!

  • @whatthefish2082
    @whatthefish2082 4 года назад +657

    “If you watch all the Star Wars movies back to back and really pay attention, you’re a freaking loser.”
    Me, who just finished a quarantine marathon of the movies and all of the T.V shows: *laughs in loneliness*

    • @haunebu2360
      @haunebu2360 4 года назад +5

      What the Fish? Ha ha ha !!! You LOSER!!
      😆. Jk!

    • @arthurs4964
      @arthurs4964 4 года назад +30

      The loser is the guy who judges people for what they watch.

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 4 года назад +22

      I am one of those losers!!! 🙋‍♀️😆😆😆 I am one happy loser!!! 😆😆😆🥰

    • @annfraley7083
      @annfraley7083 4 года назад +10

      This was pre-quarantine.

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 4 года назад +9

      Lol laughs in loneliness. That's hilarious. Thank you

  • @tomsanger5548
    @tomsanger5548 9 месяцев назад +2

    Normally watching a routine once is enough. This is my 3rd time since his comedy is in the jokes themselves, the inflections in his voice, facial expressions & even hand movements. Genius beyond genius!

  • @justdanae1213
    @justdanae1213 4 года назад +74

    This guy is excellent, enjoyed every single second of the show!

  • @ubergeek1968
    @ubergeek1968 Год назад +17

    Jamie Lissow explaining CRAFTING to a room full of Mormons... the funniest part of this special.

  • @kymmberly2718
    @kymmberly2718 3 года назад +24

    This guy is GREAT... love his timing and expressions

  • @aalm7966
    @aalm7966 4 года назад +23

    The best one in a long time. I laughed and laughed all the way through felt so good this guy is hilarious.

  • @lalitabhandari3973
    @lalitabhandari3973 4 года назад +36

    "a guy with a truck full of craft items" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hobysmith9825
    @hobysmith9825 2 года назад +2

    Jamie Lissow… You are so way awesome! Best routine I’ve seen in a long time. I’ve watched this one several times, just crazy funny. Timing, material, visuals and expressions. Super great!

  • @anthonysproule4293
    @anthonysproule4293 4 года назад +39

    Thank you for being a comedian

  • @lindarichardson8225
    @lindarichardson8225 8 месяцев назад +8

    I absolutely love Jamie Lissow. I'm always so happy when Jamie is on Gutfeld. Love Greg too.

  • @davidthompson6832
    @davidthompson6832 4 года назад +89

    His setup & delivery are SOOO good... then his improv kills too !!! LOVE HIM ❤❤❤

  • @austinbonde9041
    @austinbonde9041 3 года назад +20

    Its very hard for me to laugh during comedy skits but this guy is always able to make me laugh. I love it!

  • @denisemarshall2423
    @denisemarshall2423 4 года назад +23

    His delivery and expressions are hilarious. 😂

  • @musicbox4022
    @musicbox4022 3 года назад +14

    Excellent. This channel is a GEM. I’m always looking for great comedy and it’s surprising hard to find (especially on mainstream media). Great Job

  • @rockforester7908
    @rockforester7908 2 года назад +6

    You are the real desl, top shelf, 22K comedian. You are so gifted. I wonder if you ever think you may be bringing serious comfort to people who are going through things. Someone like you has saved lives, I promise you. I so hope I can see you live someday - I’ll be watching for a chance. All the best of every possible thing to you. ♥️👍🙏🏻🎯

  • @applepear7006
    @applepear7006 4 года назад +29

    "Both of us would be happy instead of just those of us that are you again." 😂

  • @richardarsenault6162
    @richardarsenault6162 4 года назад +53

    love when the audience gets the comedian laughing at his own jokes!

  • @alissaswofford4554
    @alissaswofford4554 3 года назад +13

    This started out kinda funny & then the last half had me crying in laughter!!! 🤣Thanks- I needed that!!!

  • @conchitach1466
    @conchitach1466 4 года назад +15

    Awesome Comedian and awesome crowd!! Perfect combination🏆👏🏻

  • @michaelromine933
    @michaelromine933 Год назад +3

    Saw him live recently. Absolutely love him. He took pics and signed shirts for anyone that wanted one. Complete class act.

  • @bethlast1296
    @bethlast1296 4 года назад +59

    👍Thank you for some really great laugh-out-loud laughs!!!👍💜💙

  • @sonja897
    @sonja897 Год назад +4

    I am a 40 year Alaskan. Actually born in Fairbanks and what Jamie says about Alaska is so funny but so true too lol.

  • @donc3111
    @donc3111 4 года назад +44

    Top notch. Top 10% of dry bar comics imho.

  • @lioness3963
    @lioness3963 11 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks!😂

  • @ClaireHaire
    @ClaireHaire 4 года назад +13

    Another person that needs to have their Netflix special, great improv and delivery.

  • @freddyfarzadi8383
    @freddyfarzadi8383 15 дней назад +3

    One of my favorites! Greetings from Germany

  • @donadeavera9608
    @donadeavera9608 10 дней назад +3

    I've seen him on Gutfield, and it's fun to see him doing a whole set.

  • @UpcycleDesignLab
    @UpcycleDesignLab 2 года назад +4

    The craft bit is hilarious - my husband stopped throwing things away years ago and the craft store gives him hives. 🙂

  • @nashpal1
    @nashpal1 4 года назад +35

    U were great in Real rob ... can’t wait to see more of u in series. U remind me of the younger version of Tim Allen

  • @ZippyThePinhead
    @ZippyThePinhead 3 года назад +9

    This guy is pretty funny! I like his dry delivery, and the fact that he is right on point with his humor.

  • @billc.4584
    @billc.4584 4 года назад +52

    Going into my third week of furlough during the Corvid19 issue. Bored out of my freaking mind. Needed a laugh. Mission accomplished. :D

  • @honoriussoularians1887
    @honoriussoularians1887 Год назад +19

    Jaime doesn't even have to say anything to crack me up. His attitude, smile, and eye movements are masterful comedic skills.

    • @ellenn.909
      @ellenn.909 Год назад

      I think he’s sexy 😊

  • @bauhnguefyische667
    @bauhnguefyische667 4 года назад +116

    I do have a favorite kid....
    It’s my neighbors 🤣🤣🤣
    Same here....
    I don’t have to deal with em.

  • @jinjerrojjers7358
    @jinjerrojjers7358 Год назад +2

    So funny, every time he opened his mouth I laughed. Got me to tears. Best of luck Jamie.

  • @robfahnestock6930
    @robfahnestock6930 3 года назад +3

    Thank you Jamie! Loved your show and appreciate you making it clean. My whole family enjoyed watching you!

  • @Milkroots
    @Milkroots 4 года назад +35

    Making pancakes from bed sounds like goals to me

  • @AnitaGalante
    @AnitaGalante 10 месяцев назад +3

    I laughed so much and I can relate to his feelings in the craft store!! 😂

  • @laurapeck9199
    @laurapeck9199 2 года назад +1

    I've worked for Michael's for 17 years. You had me rolling on the floor with laughter! If you're ever at Michael's in San Antonio let me help you out! 😅🤣😂

  • @timl.b.2095
    @timl.b.2095 4 года назад +7

    This guy is amazing! One of the best I've seen on Dry Bar.

  • @klmegm197682
    @klmegm197682 10 месяцев назад +3

    Jamie’s facial expressions are hilarious! 😂

  • @leonrai2899
    @leonrai2899 4 года назад +9

    I love DB, you guys have redefined the meaning of humor, big respect from "whatever country makes it funny for you"...

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder1155 7 месяцев назад +2

    Actuary! Only second person I’ve ever heard with this degree! Actually…. Very good degree! This guy is hysterical❤️😄

  • @toddhansell2172
    @toddhansell2172 Год назад +5

    I like this guy because he's so comfortable to be uncomfortable. And he makes fun of human life. Thanks man.

  • @thesisypheanjournal1271
    @thesisypheanjournal1271 2 года назад +46

    There’s a simple technique for telling the difference between a black bear and a brown bear. You climb a tree. If the bear climbed the tree and eats you, it’s a black bear. If the bear knocks the tree down and eats you, it’s a brown bear.

  • @markgrant1508
    @markgrant1508 4 года назад +160

    I just realized my wife has one of those shelves and a bowl, with no balls in it. We'll probably go ball shopping, then when we get home, she'll realize we have the wrong bowl. Can't wait.

    • @billyoung8118
      @billyoung8118 4 года назад +8

      I feel your pain, my brutha! Stay strong.

    • @status8477
      @status8477 4 года назад +7

      Can't wait?
      . . . . .
      Mark, my man......
      Are you by any chance a Masochist?

    • @sammysam3746
      @sammysam3746 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @pamelajoy3495
      @pamelajoy3495 3 года назад +3

      Lmao!

    • @galewinds8212
      @galewinds8212 3 года назад +1

      @@status8477 I think he is

  • @shawnd.murphy2054
    @shawnd.murphy2054 8 месяцев назад +2

    I was raised in soldotna alaska. Beautiful state. Great show. I appreciate your humor on fox. Good luck with your new wife.

  • @trr7128
    @trr7128 4 года назад +9

    I have laughed so hard like....every other seconds!. I give two thumbs up, man!

  • @SilverXTikal
    @SilverXTikal 9 месяцев назад +8

    Every time him or Joe Machi are on Gutfeld i know im in for a treat

  • @GrizDrummer25
    @GrizDrummer25 4 года назад +30

    Cooking pancakes from bed was like my childhood dream, lol.
    Maybe the couch would've been better; but hey, you can always redecorate your room and put the couch in front of the stove. Maybe put a little TV above it. Then move out and buy an RV, cause that's called living in an RV.

    • @harambo88
      @harambo88 4 года назад +1

      friend of mine, with too much money, has a bbq next to his bed.

    • @GrizDrummer25
      @GrizDrummer25 4 года назад +2

      @@harambo88 sweet concept. in reality, probably a bad health choice, lol

    • @harambo88
      @harambo88 4 года назад +3

      @@GrizDrummer25 you know those people, that do not have to work, only eat and do drugs, still have the body of a greek statue, get all the girls and do not even know how lucky them are? he is the blueprint for that. dude has a bbq next to bed and abs while i only eat every 2 days and stil have tummyfat

    • @amykrueger-smith5461
      @amykrueger-smith5461 3 года назад +1

      Building a tiny house at 50. A studio n its my dream. Love the part about Michael n joanne

    • @ttthecat
      @ttthecat 3 года назад +1

      Ah lolz

  • @kimdipalma2572
    @kimdipalma2572 2 года назад +13

    Great job made me smile lol

  • @junkjournaldavao
    @junkjournaldavao 2 года назад +11

    I'm currently "crafting" while watching this. Super laughing out loud! 😂😁😅

  • @heartpursuer
    @heartpursuer Год назад +9

    It's bittersweet to hear Jamie talk about his wife, who at some later point, kicked him out and divorced him. Of course Greg Gutfeld can't resist reprising this fact when Jamie appears as a panelist on his show. Like so much of comedy, the laughs cover the pain.

    • @carolca5249
      @carolca5249 5 месяцев назад

      How do you know she kicked him out? He is happy as a lark engaged to doctor who is very pretty. The divorce was probably as messy as any involving children.

    • @heartpursuer
      @heartpursuer 5 месяцев назад

      @@carolca5249 I did not know that and would love to hear more. Maybe I should Google it. 🙂

    • @heartpursuer
      @heartpursuer 5 месяцев назад

      Update: Just watched a bunch of their podcast shorts. Sweet, saucy, hilarious. Thanks for bringing me the news!!

  • @haunebu2360
    @haunebu2360 4 года назад +60

    know you’re watching a good comedian when he can just ad lib. and still be really funny! like the part where he was asking what school the guy went to all that was on the fly!

    • @bleckybob
      @bleckybob 4 года назад +2

      Well he’s probably had similar experiences with the name thing, people yelling out the letters of a university, and then shortening the degree name. But the rest was hilarious :)

  • @BoilingDietCoke
    @BoilingDietCoke 2 года назад +49

    I am happy Jamie is on Gutfeld! He deserved a break.

  • @michaelarvin572
    @michaelarvin572 4 года назад +8

    The garbage truck full of "valuable" craft items - The real joke went over their heads. Great bit.

  • @robertscott498
    @robertscott498 3 года назад +7

    My absolute favorite comedian on dry bar

  • @bosniangamesms8957
    @bosniangamesms8957 4 года назад +37

    I have come to conclusion that every special that has parenting in the title has to be great

  • @karieberry1070
    @karieberry1070 Год назад +5

    This guy is hilarious. He’s excellent at “self deprecating “ humor-- makes everyday things so funny -- “Michael needs to get it together” … and “I do have a favorite kid- it’s my neighbors kid” 😂