The story of him pretending to be under arrest by the trooper was super hilarious, I nearly spat out my coffee when he used the microphone to pretend to be an officer talking to his son XD
I did this at a bar. I lived closed by and used to chat with the cops that would hang out and watch at the bar. One night I was getting ready to leave and so where they. So I asked if they could give a ride since I was close by and on the way back to their station. They agreed. So of course as we where walking out I walked with my hands behind my back. Man the next day I got my family asking me if I got arrested and what the heck did I do hahaha.
Fluffys right about making a cop laugh. A few months ago I got pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt. I pulled into a gas station and started circling the gas station. I finally pulled over, cop comes to my window and asks what the hell I was doing. I told him my wife ran off with a cop and I thought it was you bringing her back. He laughed and told me just to move along. Unfortunately my wife did run off just 3 months prior to that.....
@@pinkiesvlogs2 my wife is severe bi polar. She has gone on and off her meds for several years now. It's very difficult but I honestly miss her. She is the only woman I have ever loved and I care about her
I am english 76 and live in France..Never heard of this man before I came upon him by accident through You Tube. I have now watched nearly all of his videos back to back.He is a comic genius, and believe me when I say that I rarely laugh out loud .........Few comedians can be funny without being offensive or crude. This man is neither. Thank you, I have subscribed.
Yeah, but I seem to remember Jerry Lewis was considered a comedy god to you guys too.🤪 Still, I will watch this fellow and see how funny he is to me. And BTW: I am from Louisiana, my 4-Great Grandfather came from France in 1866 and my surname is French too. I'm Cajun. So I'm not beating on you.😉
same thing happened to me, but with Jim Gaffigan, and sorta happened with other comedians after that like John Mulaney and Jimmy O. Yang, and I've subbed to every comedy channel I've seen with them on it P.S. John Mulaney is the best Peter Porker / Spider Ham ever. (For context, go watch Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse)
"Today on fox 35 news, comedian gabrial iglesias was caught with narcotics on his tour bus when touring around america. Officials say that he was hiding it under his belly rolls"
Can confirm, if you make a cop laugh, you won't get a ticket - My dad got pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt, when the cop came to the window he asked 'Sir, what is the belt for?' and my dad, without thinking, replied 'To keep my pants up.' The cop was confused at first, but his partner, who heard the answer, started laughing out loud! Then it clicked for him too and he started laughing as well, told my dad to put on his seatbelt and have a nice day.
An aunt and uncle (both Mom's siblings) were driving up to my parents' wedding when they got pulled over for speeding. The officer asked my uncle, who was driving, to step out. Over fifteen minutes passed and my aunt started to get worried. She turned around and saw my uncle and the cop bent over laughing their asses off. My uncle still got a ticket, but never paid it and no one ever came after him for it. He said he was a bit disappointed because he kinda wondered what being in jail would be like. Knowing him, he'd probably be best buds with everyone there, inmates and guards alike.
I CANNOT believe that "You Know Why I Pulled You Over?" (Lifting doughnut box) "Cause You Could SMELL It!!" didn't make the list! EASILY one of the funniest routines ever!!!
Hands down one of the best comedians in the world, as far as I'm concerned. I may not be American, but his stories never fail to get multiple laughs out of me. I swear if I ever see him in real life I will definitely yell "FLUFFY!!" and go to at least say hi. :P
@@DatFemmy “Carlos”? You mean Ned?? Whether or not he is funnier than Gabriel is purely subjective. I certainly don’t think that’s the case (that he’s funnier than Fluffy). One things for sure… Gabriel has never lost a gig for plagiarism, let alone his entire career. Fluffy is who he is. “Carlos” is a character played by Ned, kind of along the lines of Larry the Cable Guy, only not nearly as original, and THAT is just saaaaad.
@@DatFemmy Sorry if my response came off the wrong way. I just have a hard time respecting anyone who builds their entire persona and career off of other people’s hard work. Dennis Leary is another one I have no love for, and that’s hard to admit because my entire family are professional firefighters. Dennis has done a lot for FDNY in particular after 9/11, and that work has helped a lot of people so credit where credit is due. But that doesn’t change the fact that most of his breakout performance (No Cure For Cancer) was blatantly stolen and plagiarized from actual comedians like Louis C.K. As for Ned, I just never really cared for the stuff he out there. I almost said “his jokes”, but as we all know, many of “his jokes” weren’t his. It’s one thing to bomb using his own material, but to lack the most basic understanding of what’s funny to the point that he actually stole the BAD jokes is proof positive that Ned “Carlos” Mencia is just not a funny person. And unfortunately for him, being funny is sort of a requirement for a comedian…
most extreme thing I heard about drunk driving, happened in germany: police stops a car. driver and passenger are well soaked. they both climb into the backseats and when the officer asked to open the door, they both claimed to be just passengers. they couldn't be fined because it was not possible to determine who drove.
@@alexbaker9996 Yeah but you need to determine who drove. For example, if my mom drives my car drunk and they can't figure out if she was driving or her friend, they wouldn't just fine me instead. Lol. Same goes even if I'm in the car, the person driving needs to be fined lol.
@@sergeantskrtskrt9594 actually, it depends on the kind of violation; for speeding tickets for example the owner of the car WILL be fined, if the driver can't be determined (except for when the car was stolen), because the owner is expected to know who is driving their car i would believe that same logic will be used most of the times, except for criminal violations, anything that carries the chance of prision time needs to have the guilty party to be identified
I love the fact that with the Bad Boys joke we get a reference to the "Time Fluffy was stopped with donuts in his car" joke. And it's done by the cop in the joke too.
The setup to and the execution of the second joke is *such* a good example of how if you put time and care into a joke it can make a *world* of difference. Absolutely astounding work.
I was a cop for twenty years in my younger days and I enjoyed every single one of these. Believe it or not cops are some of the funniest people I ever met. My father in law was a truck driver from Kentucky and his brother (also from Kentucky) had also been a cop in his younger days. Those two were absolutely hilarious! The guys I worked with were some of the funniest people too, greatest group of guys I ever worked with. Gabriel here has what a good comedian almost always has; the ability to mimic voices, faces and sound effects much like Bill Cosby did in his recording days, before we found out the bad stuff. I really enjoyed these and I'm glad I stumbled onto them!
The humor translates to military police, also. My late father's favorite story was his early days of driving as a teen. He's on the nearby USAF base, to pick up his younger sister from her friend's house. He was headed to the back gate, not paying attention to his speed. He caught sight of the lights in his rear view mirror. He knew how slow the jeeps were. He calculated that he could get to the gate, and out of the jurisdiction, before the guy could catch up. He topped the rise to see the gate closed, with an older guy leaning on it. He pulled up. The older guys sees this panicked teen boy with his preteen sister. He glances back at the approaching jeep, still a distance away. He starts to laugh, "You ever hear of a radio, son?" (Dad is imitating the laconic Texan accent perfectly.) Then, to Dad's shock, the guy opens the gate. "You'd better get out of here. He's entirely too hyped up for me to let him get at you kids. *Never* speed on this base again." Both kids, "Yes, Sir!" (Out of trained respect, not in a military response.) Dad drove out. He said that he could hear the gate guard laughing, the jeep slamming on it's brakes, door banging open and slamming shut, as the jeep driver started yelling at the gate guard. By that time Dad was well around the corner on the civilian road. Dad always had a twinkle in his eyes when he would reminisce about that gate guard.
I was the Active Duty at a USN, USMC, USA combined Reserve center in Tulsa OK in 2000. Main duty was the Training Officer for the Navy side of things. Had a BUNCH of reservists that were either local or State Police. Crazy bunch and funny as shit to swap stories with. We had one of our reservists on active duty orders working at the center and was killed when his car fell off a jack😢. We planned a full military honors funeral for him and I was in charge of the firing squad for the 21 gun salute. So the day of the funeral, I met the center Armory and drew 7 M-16’s and a box of blanks to render Honor with. I was using my personal car due to the Center vans were being used to transport other members to the ceremony. I was still in Civ cloths btw. I hit the on-ramp headed south ( which usually has an Oklahoma Highway Patrol looking for speeders, so not unusual). About 20 min into my drive ( in traffic flow), I see an OHP behind me. Couple miles later, 2 more show up, that’s when the first one “Lit me up”! I pull over and the first officer approached and asked the usuals and took my info and told me they were going have a dog do a “Walk around”. I didn’t notice another officer on my passenger side until the first officer was walking back to his car. So now there are 5 cars! Dog Immediately hit on my trunk, it escalated into a felony stop! They had me do the whole backwards thing and put me in Cuffs and put in the first car. They hadn’t let me explain anything at that point. About five minutes later another trooper came up laughing his ass off as I sat in the back of the cruiser and simply said “ Having fun” (with a shitass grin on his face). They pull me out of the car, uncuff me. Except for the first two officers I dealt with, all the rest were my reservists, those bastards🤣 All were off duty, also on the way to the funeral for traffic control, all weapons were unloaded, except for 2 OHP Sergeants that observed the whole thing. The main planners of the the whole thing were a bomb squad guy for TPD and an OHP Pursuit guy. I sent the OHP guy to Diego Garcia for 2 months 🤣 Disclaimer, he wanted to go.
@@elizabethbottroff1218, February 76-June 77 I was stationed in South Korea on my first tour. I was what we called a 'village rat.' My buddy and I on weekends would play hide & seek during curfew with MPs. Shoot, we could always hear them coming because the drivers had the jeeps in too low of a gear. We also knew of a few places that weren't wide enough for the jeeps to go.
true story, i am running across texas on I-20. i wasnt paying attention to how fast i was going. I had a trooper pull me over and said he got my speed locked in at 86 in a 65 but he knew i was going faster. so he asked," what's the big rush driver?" I looked him straight in the face and said,: I'm trying to outrun that pack of dogs chasing me sir." He asked, "pack of dogs?" to which i replied, "yea look at my load and go from there." I had a load of fire hydrants going to California on my trailer, he handed me my license back said "Slow down and have a nice day." and walked away
His sound effects and impressions are like no other!! That's one the biggest things that makes him stand out from all the other comics!! I may not be at his show. However I can always vividly picture every story he says. He's amazing at really captivating you and bringing the stories to life. I always feel like the woman who turned her head to see the bus drive away!! 😂😂😂😂😭😭😂
When ever I need a quick pick me up I always watch one of your videos. I suffer from chronic depression and severe anxiety so having access to your stuff is sometimes the only thing that gets me out of bed ( other than having to take a piss or getting coffee) Thank you Fluffy for helping me live a better life and keep the funny stuff coming.
What I love most about fluffy is that you just no you're gonna laugh without disappointment, period! His control over an audience is something special. He's a true talent, for sure
Drunk driving story; I can't remember who this was now, some high school acquaintance of my little brother. Apparently he passed out at the wheel and crashed, but had the presence of mind to CALL THE COPS, throw his keys into the field, and find a place to mostly empty a pint of whiskey. When the squad car arrived, he was sitting on the hood with an empty bottle, claiming that he drank the bottle because he was so shook up after swerving to miss a deer. He got a Minor in Possession charge.
Dude you make me laugh more than most any other comic of today. I loved George Carlin and Richard Pryor growing up, but you are right up there with them in my book.
On the drunk driving story; I’ve never been black-out drunk, but I HAVE been to the point where mentally, you’re still clear as a bell, but the connection to the physical is shot. Like, I was completely aware - of the fact that I could just barely walk a straight line. It was really surreal, being able to THINK like normal, but KNOWING that I couldn’t function like normal. Odd dichotomy, that. It was almost like I was separate from myself, just watching drunk me try to articulate my temporary state of near-total uselessness, lol. Fortunately, I was at a renaissance fair the night before they open (I work ren fairs in New England), and only me and my buddies were on site. Don’t get drunk around only total strangers - that’s trouble waiting to happen. Get drunk around your besties who all have higher tolerance levels, where none of you have to drive anywhere, or function before 10 am the next morning (even if you don’t get a hangover, functioning on weekends before 10 am is a no-no ;) )
I experienced that on laughing gas while getting dental work done. Surreal is right. Also the only times I'd been both conscious and free of pain since my teens. Only been drunk once and found out I'm a giggly drunk. Also, hangovers are the *worst.*
Oh gosh, end of the month is always the most hectic time for us at the office and this helped us brave through the mountain of work with a better attitude and mood. Thank you, Fluffy. Please take care of yourself!
Fluffy is the best ! I can watch him over and over doing his comedy and I, no matter how many times I have seen him do the same jokes I still laugh so hard that my stomach hurts! There are 3 Netflix specials of Fluffy's and I am constantly laughing ! I am looking forward to a New Netflix special ! Fluffy, your the BEST!
@@redgrave526 Fluffy's Special's on Netflix are 1. I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry 2.ome show fits all 3. Fluffy, the movie, but it looks like they took off this one I absolutely LOVE ALL of these I have also seen Aloha Fluffy
@@redgrave526 and of course the fluffy bits, plus on RUclips you can watch all kinds of clips on his channel. I am a HUGE fan. He just sold out Dodgers Stadium and they taped it for a Netflix special....so that is coming soon.....I am so excited
My dearest Gabriel, , this is way I love you SO much . I watched this and laughed SOO hard that I cried and DID pee just a tiny little bit (glad for pads😂). I hope and pray that you come to West Virginia , I’m definitely going to be there (with an adult laughing diaper ). You are the best thing to happen in this world which is even better than a good cold beer and “ chocolate cake “ 🤣🤣. I haven’t drank for 37yrs (cops , tickets and jail can change things ). Love You dear Puffy Fluffy . Sending ❤️&🙏s to you and your family. God Bless , please be careful and safe out there.
Teresa Smith: Gabriel, sweet Gabriel: How dost I love thou? Let me count the ways: I love you fluffy and not-so-fluffy, under brightest stage lights or in darkest night as we pass your entourage being pulled over, I love thee while wearing my "adult laughing diapers: (forever trying to make clear how they differ from regular incontinence "tools" just about how your love differs from the common fan-artist dynamic). Yo, what light through yon window breaks? Tis the East and Fluffy is the dawn (doing every voice from Space Jam II as he rises, bringing light & laughter so we mere mortals may benefit as the cop walks in time to the beat of the Cops (the single lowest-common-denominator, US police corruption and violence glorifying show EVER which expertly demonstrates the horrific social results of poverty, poor education and financial disparity, etc). But yes, Gabriel adds some much-needed lightness and levity to a dimly-lit world.
Gabe I love you soo much. You never disappoint. Whether it's the first hearing a joke or the millionth time hearing. You sir make me laugh so much everytime. Thank you so much!!!
bru, ive been listening and watching his shows since i was 4, still funniest shit ive hear/seen in my life, thx fluffy for fr makeing me smile when i needed it most
@Eduardo he did it because Trevor Noah is from South Africa and told Fluffy he never has problems with his paper work so Fluffy wanted to mess with him
@@GamerFigure That's theoretically true, I guess. But...some 400 officers ended up on scene. Feds, local cops, school district cops. Right? How many separate entities did they come from? Yet they stood idly by, rookies & seasoned alike; local, state & federal. Limp & impotent in the face of lethal danger. So, I repeat: Uvalde. PS - I do recognize & appreciate your calm tone & tenor. Public exchanges with strangers online can be tricky. Civility in this regard deserves respect -
Loved getting to see you in February fluffy! Best moment in life, and I’m sorry to hear ab your breakup, I went through a really bad one recently too, so Ik what you’re going through, and it’ll get better I promise
This is well DESERVED ENTERTAINMENT- super cool, have no words to describe it. So much fun without needing to use the "bad words. This man is a blessing !
Drunk driving one reminds me of my buddy, he got pulled over on his way back from a bar and said he knew he was done anyhow, the cop came up and asked "do you have any drinks in the car" and he just said "oh no officer, i had enough tonight, thank you"
I get such great vibes from Fluffy! Probably a riot to hang with! Here's one I heard that WILL get you a ticket lol Guy gets pulled over on his way to work. Cop asks what's the hurry? Guy says he's late for work and his job is very important to law enforcement and he can't be late. Cop asks what is your job? Guy replies, "I'm an asshole stretcher." Cop says "What the hell do you mean?" Guy says, "I stretch assholes. You know, start with one finger, then two, then eventually you get both hands in there and stretch it out till it stands about 6 feet tall." Cop asks "what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" Guy says, "we put them in uniforms, give 'em cop cars and send them out to give speeding tickets" 🤣
@@fisherking7798 You dont see him in TV spots or commercials. He not featured in many movies. Not many of the premium networks broadcast his shows or specials
This man is one comedian I have come across that I keep laughing at all his jokes 🤣🤣🤣 he's so funny, the sounds he makes make enjoy even more 🤣💔 love from 🇬🇭
I’m so glad I got too see him live in person front row at the Nokia Theater in LA. He took pictures of all of us in the front row with a Panorama camera. I laughed throughout the show. My mom loves this guy I should have took her instead of one of my best friends… Next show I’m taking my mom
😆😂🤣 I did something VERY SIMILAR to the “Bad Boys” joke! I was working at a gas station at the time. At the time I was in the bathroom cleaning it. When we do that we close off the bathroom so it can be cleaned more effectively. No joke we have the cleanest bathrooms you will ever see. Well it was a slow night and I was in there cleaning. I heard a knock on the door then it pushed open. There was a cop standing there asking if he could use the bathroom real fast. For officers we will stop cleaning to allow them to use it. Other customers we wouldn’t. So I moved the little belt that blocks the door and let him in. I exited to give him privacy and blocked off the door again. I went over the registers and was talking to my co worked and the cops partner for the night. We were standing there for a few minutes talking when I realized I had left my Bluetooth speaker in the bathroom. That’s when the thought popped into my head. I got a big smile and my coworker noticed. I guess the cop noticed the confused look on his face so he looked at me. Without a word I put up☝🏻! I went to RUclips found the same song amd hit play. They didn’t hear it at first so me giggling was creeping them out I guess. Until that bathroom door came open......... THE COP WALKING OUT WAS LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF! When my coworker and his partner noticed they both started laughing hard too. 😆😂🤣 GOOD TIMES!! Cops loved coming in to the store when I worked because I was cool with them. We already gave them free fountain drinks, coffee, frozen yogurt and “roller grill” items. (Like hotdogs, taquitos, etc.) but when I worked I had a system set up so I was able to pay for other items for them occasionally. I bought a cop a pack of smokes one day another officer had just gotten off shit so I bought him a 6 pack of whatever beer he wanted. I didn’t just do it for police though! When we had people who were obviously veterans I actually spent my own money paying for a few of their items. My brother was in the army, so I have MAJOR respect for military veterans.
The story of him pretending to be under arrest by the trooper was super hilarious, I nearly spat out my coffee when he used the microphone to pretend to be an officer talking to his son XD
It may be a bit cruel, but it was effective enough for him to actually do his homework
I did this at a bar. I lived closed by and used to chat with the cops that would hang out and watch at the bar. One night I was getting ready to leave and so where they. So I asked if they could give a ride since I was close by and on the way back to their station. They agreed. So of course as we where walking out I walked with my hands behind my back. Man the next day I got my family asking me if I got arrested and what the heck did I do hahaha.
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Fluffys right about making a cop laugh. A few months ago I got pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt. I pulled into a gas station and started circling the gas station. I finally pulled over, cop comes to my window and asks what the hell I was doing. I told him my wife ran off with a cop and I thought it was you bringing her back. He laughed and told me just to move along. Unfortunately my wife did run off just 3 months prior to that.....
Damn bro
Or fortunately, depends on how you look at it.
@@pinkiesvlogs2 my wife is severe bi polar. She has gone on and off her meds for several years now. It's very difficult but I honestly miss her. She is the only woman I have ever loved and I care about her
@@jaywestfall4670 Dang man I felt that I can tell you love her. Hang in there everything works out like it's supposed to. 🙏
@@jaywestfall4670 Hang in there bro, ight?
"Flufflys doing puffy" gets me everytime 😂
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I am english 76 and live in France..Never heard of this man before I came upon him by accident through You Tube. I have now watched nearly all of his videos back to back.He is a comic genius, and believe me when I say that I rarely laugh out loud .........Few comedians can be funny without being offensive or crude. This man is neither.
Thank you, I have subscribed.
I agree, he's genuinely funny
We've got some similarities, but like you, fluffy is purely laughter.
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Yeah, but I seem to remember Jerry Lewis was considered a comedy god to you guys too.🤪 Still, I will watch this fellow and see how funny he is to me. And BTW: I am from Louisiana, my 4-Great Grandfather came from France in 1866 and my surname is French too. I'm Cajun. So I'm not beating on you.😉
same thing happened to me, but with Jim Gaffigan, and sorta happened with other comedians after that like John Mulaney and Jimmy O. Yang, and I've subbed to every comedy channel I've seen with them on it
P.S. John Mulaney is the best Peter Porker / Spider Ham ever. (For context, go watch Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse)
In an alternate universe there was a TMZ headline “uh oh fluffy’s doing puffy”
No idea how your comment was a target for a spam bot. LOL
i mean, he did.
on that show with Snoop.
When fluffy was pulled over at a stop he has been caught with drugs and brought into jail
@@funtimelolbit7986 oh so it was this universe too bad he didn’t have any donuts to offer them that time
"Today on fox 35 news, comedian gabrial iglesias was caught with narcotics on his tour bus when touring around america. Officials say that he was hiding it under his belly rolls"
Can confirm, if you make a cop laugh, you won't get a ticket - My dad got pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt, when the cop came to the window he asked 'Sir, what is the belt for?' and my dad, without thinking, replied 'To keep my pants up.' The cop was confused at first, but his partner, who heard the answer, started laughing out loud! Then it clicked for him too and he started laughing as well, told my dad to put on his seatbelt and have a nice day.
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An aunt and uncle (both Mom's siblings) were driving up to my parents' wedding when they got pulled over for speeding. The officer asked my uncle, who was driving, to step out. Over fifteen minutes passed and my aunt started to get worried. She turned around and saw my uncle and the cop bent over laughing their asses off. My uncle still got a ticket, but never paid it and no one ever came after him for it. He said he was a bit disappointed because he kinda wondered what being in jail would be like. Knowing him, he'd probably be best buds with everyone there, inmates and guards alike.
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I CANNOT believe that "You Know Why I Pulled You Over?" (Lifting doughnut box) "Cause You Could SMELL It!!" didn't make the list! EASILY one of the funniest routines ever!!!
I'm sorry what!?
@@Vincentius_Cardinal its a joke fluffy did while back about how he got stopped by a cop and got away by offering donuts
Yep hands down the best
the refrence to it is till there at the end
That was one of the best jokes I’ve heard
“The only story better than mine is a friend of mine pulled over a fat guy who gave him donuts.” Had me dying laughing 🤣🤣
“Do you know why I pulled you over?”
“Cause you can smell em”
Funniest shit ive ever heard
“But that was funny? Huh”, said the officer. Absolutely hilarious
Hands down one of the best comedians in the world, as far as I'm concerned. I may not be American, but his stories never fail to get multiple laughs out of me. I swear if I ever see him in real life I will definitely yell "FLUFFY!!" and go to at least say hi. :P
What do you mean not American.!!
Carlos mencia is a tad funnier
@@DatFemmy “Carlos”? You mean Ned??
Whether or not he is funnier than Gabriel is purely subjective. I certainly don’t think that’s the case (that he’s funnier than Fluffy). One things for sure… Gabriel has never lost a gig for plagiarism, let alone his entire career.
Fluffy is who he is. “Carlos” is a character played by Ned, kind of along the lines of Larry the Cable Guy, only not nearly as original, and THAT is just saaaaad.
@@FloridaManMatty yeah, i forgot his name was ned. I respect your opinion
@@DatFemmy Sorry if my response came off the wrong way. I just have a hard time respecting anyone who builds their entire persona and career off of other people’s hard work. Dennis Leary is another one I have no love for, and that’s hard to admit because my entire family are professional firefighters. Dennis has done a lot for FDNY in particular after 9/11, and that work has helped a lot of people so credit where credit is due. But that doesn’t change the fact that most of his breakout performance (No Cure For Cancer) was blatantly stolen and plagiarized from actual comedians like Louis C.K.
As for Ned, I just never really cared for the stuff he out there. I almost said “his jokes”, but as we all know, many of “his jokes” weren’t his. It’s one thing to bomb using his own material, but to lack the most basic understanding of what’s funny to the point that he actually stole the BAD jokes is proof positive that Ned “Carlos” Mencia is just not a funny person. And unfortunately for him, being funny is sort of a requirement for a comedian…
His sound effects and accents make this so much better 🤣
most extreme thing I heard about drunk driving, happened in germany: police stops a car. driver and passenger are well soaked. they both climb into the backseats and when the officer asked to open the door, they both claimed to be just passengers.
they couldn't be fined because it was not possible to determine who drove.
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you think they would just fine whoever the cars name is under
@@alexbaker9996 Yeah but you need to determine who drove. For example, if my mom drives my car drunk and they can't figure out if she was driving or her friend, they wouldn't just fine me instead. Lol. Same goes even if I'm in the car, the person driving needs to be fined lol.
@@sergeantskrtskrt9594 actually, it depends on the kind of violation; for speeding tickets for example the owner of the car WILL be fined, if the driver can't be determined (except for when the car was stolen), because the owner is expected to know who is driving their car
i would believe that same logic will be used most of the times, except for criminal violations, anything that carries the chance of prision time needs to have the guilty party to be identified
I love the fact that with the Bad Boys joke we get a reference to the "Time Fluffy was stopped with donuts in his car" joke. And it's done by the cop in the joke too.
Dave: is that what he said? God damn Scooby-Doo!
That totally kills me! Hope we get a new special from you soon, Fluffy!
The setup to and the execution of the second joke is *such* a good example of how if you put time and care into a joke it can make a *world* of difference.
Absolutely astounding work.
The way this man imitates different sounds is unbelievable 😂
Michael Winslow, too 🖤
we haven't gotten fluffy bits in forever. I hope it returns again. we definitely need an animated version of this.
Hey same here miss them
I’ve always wanted to see “the gift basket “
@@mike72094 Same here. 😁👍🏻
Yes, we need more bits
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Turn around and put your hands behind your back
"I can't reach" 😹😹😹
I was a cop for twenty years in my younger days and I enjoyed every single one of these. Believe it or not cops are some of the funniest people I ever met. My father in law was a truck driver from Kentucky and his brother (also from Kentucky) had also been a cop in his younger days. Those two were absolutely hilarious! The guys I worked with were some of the funniest people too, greatest group of guys I ever worked with. Gabriel here has what a good comedian almost always has; the ability to mimic voices, faces and sound effects much like Bill Cosby did in his recording days, before we found out the bad stuff. I really enjoyed these and I'm glad I stumbled onto them!
The humor translates to military police, also.
My late father's favorite story was his early days of driving as a teen. He's on the nearby USAF base, to pick up his younger sister from her friend's house. He was headed to the back gate, not paying attention to his speed. He caught sight of the lights in his rear view mirror. He knew how slow the jeeps were. He calculated that he could get to the gate, and out of the jurisdiction, before the guy could catch up. He topped the rise to see the gate closed, with an older guy leaning on it. He pulled up.
The older guys sees this panicked teen boy with his preteen sister. He glances back at the approaching jeep, still a distance away. He starts to laugh, "You ever hear of a radio, son?" (Dad is imitating the laconic Texan accent perfectly.)
Then, to Dad's shock, the guy opens the gate. "You'd better get out of here. He's entirely too hyped up for me to let him get at you kids. *Never* speed on this base again."
Both kids, "Yes, Sir!" (Out of trained respect, not in a military response.)
Dad drove out. He said that he could hear the gate guard laughing, the jeep slamming on it's brakes, door banging open and slamming shut, as the jeep driver started yelling at the gate guard. By that time Dad was well around the corner on the civilian road.
Dad always had a twinkle in his eyes when he would reminisce about that gate guard.
I was the Active Duty at a USN, USMC, USA combined Reserve center in Tulsa OK in 2000. Main duty was the Training Officer for the Navy side of things. Had a BUNCH of reservists that were either local or State Police. Crazy bunch and funny as shit to swap stories with.
We had one of our reservists on active duty orders working at the center and was killed when his car fell off a jack😢.
We planned a full military honors funeral for him and I was in charge of the firing squad for the 21 gun salute. So the day of the funeral, I met the center Armory and drew 7 M-16’s and a box of blanks to render Honor with. I was using my personal car due to the Center vans were being used to transport other members to the ceremony. I was still in Civ cloths btw.
I hit the on-ramp headed south ( which usually has an Oklahoma Highway Patrol looking for speeders, so not unusual).
About 20 min into my drive ( in traffic flow), I see an OHP behind me. Couple miles later, 2 more show up, that’s when the first one “Lit me up”!
I pull over and the first officer approached and asked the usuals and took my info and told me they were going have a dog do a “Walk around”. I didn’t notice another officer on my passenger side until the first officer was walking back to his car.
So now there are 5 cars! Dog Immediately hit on my trunk, it escalated into a felony stop! They had me do the whole backwards thing and put me in Cuffs and put in the first car.
They hadn’t let me explain anything at that point. About five minutes later another trooper came up laughing his ass off as I sat in the back of the cruiser and simply said “ Having fun” (with a shitass grin on his face). They pull me out of the car, uncuff me.
Except for the first two officers I dealt with, all the rest were my reservists, those bastards🤣
All were off duty, also on the way to the funeral for traffic control, all weapons were unloaded, except for 2 OHP Sergeants that observed the whole thing.
The main planners of the the whole thing were a bomb squad guy for TPD and an OHP Pursuit guy.
I sent the OHP guy to Diego Garcia for 2 months 🤣
Disclaimer, he wanted to go.
We are friends with a few RCMP members because our kids previously played sports together. I totally concur about the hilarity. 😃
@@elizabethbottroff1218, February 76-June 77 I was stationed in South Korea on my first tour. I was what we called a 'village rat.' My buddy and I on weekends would play hide & seek during curfew with MPs. Shoot, we could always hear them coming because the drivers had the jeeps in too low of a gear. We also knew of a few places that weren't wide enough for the jeeps to go.
@@toddsharp4245 🤣
Fluffy is like that uncle you don't see a lot because he's studying abroad, but when he's here, he's just the best.
No matter how many times I hear his jokes they still makes my laugh😂😂
Love you man💕
@Braty sis chanel 1 are you a entertainer too?
@@shivankarraghuwanshi3403 nooooo.. he's an entertainer... she's nasty!
@@matsuda_blossom2704 😂😂 i was waiting for someone to reply this
@Braty sis chanel 1 oh es ya we oh yeah f
These jokes do seem "timeless"! 😀
true story, i am running across texas on I-20. i wasnt paying attention to how fast i was going. I had a trooper pull me over and said he got my speed locked in at 86 in a 65 but he knew i was going faster. so he asked," what's the big rush driver?" I looked him straight in the face and said,: I'm trying to outrun that pack of dogs chasing me sir." He asked, "pack of dogs?" to which i replied, "yea look at my load and go from there." I had a load of fire hydrants going to California on my trailer, he handed me my license back said "Slow down and have a nice day." and walked away
I love how his kid started from calling him gabriel but now he calls him dad🥰.
I'm not tearing up big fat happy warm tears reading that just now. nope 🥹
I know right ?!?!? So cute !!!!!
Big respect for Fluffy! Hope he continues in good health.
No matter how many times i listen to these jokes it still makes me laugh.
Me to
@@annmariepalmieri7875 o7 kit for
I wonder how long he practiced on doing those sound affects because the semi horn was soooo accurate
His sound effects and impressions are like no other!! That's one the biggest things that makes him stand out from all the other comics!! I may not be at his show. However I can always vividly picture every story he says. He's amazing at really captivating you and bringing the stories to life. I always feel like the woman who turned her head to see the bus drive away!! 😂😂😂😂😭😭😂
"You doing laps in the parking lot cant find the exit. Hello!" That part gets me
When ever I need a quick pick me up I always watch one of your videos. I suffer from chronic depression and severe anxiety so having access to your stuff is sometimes the only thing that gets me out of bed ( other than having to take a piss or getting coffee) Thank you Fluffy for helping me live a better life and keep the funny stuff coming.
Christ consciousness cured every ailment I had😉 a moment of silence for those who still suffer.
But you don't have to!
Hey bro, I'm in the same boat. Depression is a bitch, and no drugs helps you better than a good belly laugh. Stay strong, you can beat it.
He's the best I forget life itself!!
I understand the anxiety thing I get panic attacks too.
I hope you are doing well 😌
TONY JESUS LOVES YOU HE CAN SET YOU FREE ...JUST ASK !!!
I loved it when he said ''I told you to slow down didnt I? But no pikachu knows everything'' 😂😭
🐼 Big Bear Hugs from a 68 yr old grandma in Kirby, Texas, USA 🐼 ❤ 🎀 ❤ 🎀
What I love most about fluffy is that you just no you're gonna laugh without disappointment, period! His control over an audience is something special.
He's a true talent, for sure
Drunk driving story; I can't remember who this was now, some high school acquaintance of my little brother. Apparently he passed out at the wheel and crashed, but had the presence of mind to CALL THE COPS, throw his keys into the field, and find a place to mostly empty a pint of whiskey. When the squad car arrived, he was sitting on the hood with an empty bottle, claiming that he drank the bottle because he was so shook up after swerving to miss a deer. He got a Minor in Possession charge.
Dude you make me laugh more than most any other comic of today. I loved George Carlin and Richard Pryor growing up, but you are right up there with them in my book.
You're right in your book, in my book he's funny but...nowhere near Pryor or Carlin
I like that he's funnier than George and yet he doesn't cus every other word, or at all.
@@Rummagelady86 He is definitely one of the all-time best for sure, and the sound effects he can create just further enhances his performances.
@@LynnCindy 1/2 of what puts him way up there imo, the whole fluffy experience puts it on another lvl. Makes me feel like im rly there. 😊
@Fritz Nuber ikr lol
I have not laughed so hard like that in so long. Fluffy you kill me!
On the drunk driving story; I’ve never been black-out drunk, but I HAVE been to the point where mentally, you’re still clear as a bell, but the connection to the physical is shot. Like, I was completely aware - of the fact that I could just barely walk a straight line. It was really surreal, being able to THINK like normal, but KNOWING that I couldn’t function like normal. Odd dichotomy, that. It was almost like I was separate from myself, just watching drunk me try to articulate my temporary state of near-total uselessness, lol. Fortunately, I was at a renaissance fair the night before they open (I work ren fairs in New England), and only me and my buddies were on site. Don’t get drunk around only total strangers - that’s trouble waiting to happen. Get drunk around your besties who all have higher tolerance levels, where none of you have to drive anywhere, or function before 10 am the next morning (even if you don’t get a hangover, functioning on weekends before 10 am is a no-no ;) )
I experienced that on laughing gas while getting dental work done. Surreal is right. Also the only times I'd been both conscious and free of pain since my teens.
Only been drunk once and found out I'm a giggly drunk. Also, hangovers are the *worst.*
The old song line was 'I fought the law and the law won', with Fluffy, 'I fought the law but I won'.
Oh gosh, end of the month is always the most hectic time for us at the office and this helped us brave through the mountain of work with a better attitude and mood. Thank you, Fluffy. Please take care of yourself!
You know you're good when someone is watching you on Netflix and their other devices all at 5he same time ! I love Fluffy !
Please don't retire, I just found you on you tube, and your the funniest comedian I have ever heard in my life.
The third driver : DAYMMMMN!!!!
It caught me off guard😂😂😂😂
Fluffy is the best ! I can watch him over and over doing his comedy and I, no matter how many times I have seen him do the same jokes I still laugh so hard that my stomach hurts! There are 3 Netflix specials of Fluffy's and I am constantly laughing ! I am looking forward to a New Netflix special ! Fluffy, your the BEST!
tell me the title please
@@redgrave526 Fluffy's Special's on Netflix are
1. I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry
2.ome show fits all
3. Fluffy, the movie, but it looks like they took off this one
I absolutely LOVE ALL of these
I have also seen Aloha Fluffy
@@redgrave526 and of course the fluffy bits, plus on RUclips you can watch all kinds of clips on his channel.
I am a HUGE fan.
He just sold out Dodgers Stadium and they taped it for a Netflix special....so that is coming soon.....I am so excited
thanks, i only saw his movies Mr. Iglesias
BEST 30 EISTEIN QUOTES
ruclips.net/video/A1lehx9rhoI/видео.html
It’s doesn’t matter if ur the saddest person on the planet he always makes us laugh 😂 🤣
The funniest comedian I have heard in some time his accent helps every story come to australia
It's just nice to sit down and listen to a Play through of fluffy.
My dearest Gabriel, , this is way I love you SO much . I watched this and laughed SOO hard that I cried and DID pee just a tiny little bit (glad for pads😂). I hope and pray that you come to West Virginia , I’m definitely going to be there (with an adult laughing diaper ). You are the best thing to happen in this world which is even better than a good cold beer and “ chocolate cake “ 🤣🤣. I haven’t drank for 37yrs (cops , tickets and jail can change things ). Love You dear Puffy Fluffy . Sending ❤️&🙏s to you and your family. God Bless , please be careful and safe out there.
Teresa Smith: Gabriel, sweet Gabriel: How dost I love thou? Let me count the ways: I love you fluffy and not-so-fluffy, under brightest stage lights or in darkest night as we pass your entourage being pulled over, I love thee while wearing my "adult laughing diapers: (forever trying to make clear how they differ from regular incontinence "tools" just about how your love differs from the common fan-artist dynamic). Yo, what light through yon window breaks? Tis the East and Fluffy is the dawn (doing every voice from Space Jam II as he rises, bringing light & laughter so we mere mortals may benefit as the cop walks in time to the beat of the Cops (the single lowest-common-denominator, US police corruption and violence glorifying show EVER which expertly demonstrates the horrific social results of poverty, poor education and financial disparity, etc). But yes, Gabriel adds some much-needed lightness and levity to a dimly-lit world.
Tue ESTA mooey bonita
"Sometimes, you have to create your own entertainment" - Fluffy
When he said, who am I supposed to call my mind immediately went to Ghostbusters
“You wanna use the 🎤?“
“Yeahhh!”
Gabe I love you soo much. You never disappoint. Whether it's the first hearing a joke or the millionth time hearing. You sir make me laugh so much everytime. Thank you so much!!!
De😊de
Tell me Dave the driver is still alive so I can marry him.😂
That’s called parenting baby😂😂😂😂
Why is he so frickin' good at any vehicle type sounds!?!?!
I know right
Rolling R’s are the key lol
"You wanna use the microphone?"
"YEEEEAH!!"
lol
bru, ive been listening and watching his shows since i was 4, still funniest shit ive hear/seen in my life, thx fluffy for fr makeing me smile when i needed it most
I haven't laughed so much in such a long time. Thank you Fluffy
This man is a gem
2:40 "do you wanna use microphone"
"YEAH"😂😂😂
There's one story missing that should have been in the top 5. The time Fluffy had immigration mess with Trevor Noah on the way to San Antonio.
That’s new to me. What happen?!? 🤔
@@Eduardo-mr7bj Trevor Noah has that bit about wanting to be black, so Gabriel made sure immigration have Trevor gave the black treatment.
@@JCGver oh okay. But immigration looks for Hispanics. But not really black people.
@Eduardo he did it because Trevor Noah is from South Africa and told Fluffy he never has problems with his paper work so Fluffy wanted to mess with him
@@nova4476 oh okay makes sense then.
Hey just a big shout out to fluffy and our patriots in blue. The stress they endure made better by your comedy is golden. Thank you 😊
Uvalde
@@rethinkcps2116 not all agencies are the same.
@@GamerFigure That's theoretically true, I guess. But...some 400 officers ended up on scene. Feds, local cops, school district cops. Right?
How many separate entities did they come from? Yet they stood idly by, rookies & seasoned alike; local, state & federal.
Limp & impotent in the face of lethal danger. So, I repeat:
Uvalde.
PS - I do recognize & appreciate your calm tone & tenor. Public exchanges with strangers online can be tricky.
Civility in this regard deserves respect -
Cop just pointed a gun at someone as a joke...
Patriots in blue that tried to overturn the government
- "What are you doing?"
- "Walking"😂
Thank you Fluffy for helping me live a better life and keep the funny stuff coming.
"Making happy adults, not happy kids" that's what good parenting is all about
Loved getting to see you in February fluffy! Best moment in life, and I’m sorry to hear ab your breakup, I went through a really bad one recently too, so Ik what you’re going through, and it’ll get better I promise
This is well DESERVED ENTERTAINMENT- super cool, have no words to describe it. So much fun without needing to use the "bad words.
This man is a blessing !
“Dave stop you’re gonna get us arrested!” Is fluffy’s version of “Omg Dave stop it! You’re gonna get us in trouble!!!”
"What's he doing?"
"His homework!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
we need to talk about how good he is at sound affects
The way you link up stories and jokes is amazing buddy, definitely right at the top for best comics out there, keep doing what you do buddy
That last story ALWAYS gets me good!! Fukn love this mans stories lol.
He probably bends the rule every time!! 🤣🤣
Drunk driving one reminds me of my buddy, he got pulled over on his way back from a bar and said he knew he was done anyhow, the cop came up and asked "do you have any drinks in the car" and he just said "oh no officer, i had enough tonight, thank you"
That's one hell of a cop, it's great that some people still have a sense of humor
Uh oh fluffys doing puffy 😂😂😂
The “Bad Boys” bit is a gut buster. 😂🤣😂🤣😂😎🙃
I would love to see more of the animated Fluffy bits, especially on the second Gabriel Iglesias comedy special.
I get such great vibes from Fluffy! Probably a riot to hang with!
Here's one I heard that WILL get you a ticket lol
Guy gets pulled over on his way to work.
Cop asks what's the hurry?
Guy says he's late for work and his job is very important to law enforcement and he can't be late.
Cop asks what is your job?
Guy replies, "I'm an asshole stretcher."
Cop says "What the hell do you mean?"
Guy says, "I stretch assholes. You know, start with one finger, then two, then eventually you get both hands in there and stretch it out till it stands about 6 feet tall."
Cop asks "what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
Guy says, "we put them in uniforms, give 'em cop cars and send them out to give speeding tickets" 🤣
Fluffy is like a drug that just makes u laugh and it’s addicting to come back and rehear these jokes
At 2:22 I was making like a straight face while making some food and immediately lost it when I heard this part XDD
I can watch your videos and know the jokes and still laugh like it was first time hearing them I just ❤️ 😍 💖. Great comedy great person.
That first story has some epic parenting skills. Only Gabriel! 😂
this man makes the best jokes, along with his ability to do other voices
can't get enough
Perhaps the most UNDERRATED comedian on the circuit
How is he underrated?
@@fisherking7798 You dont see him in TV spots or commercials. He not featured in many movies. Not many of the premium networks broadcast his shows or specials
This man is one comedian I have come across that I keep laughing at all his jokes 🤣🤣🤣 he's so funny, the sounds he makes make enjoy even more 🤣💔 love from 🇬🇭
6:30
"ish dat whut he said?... *HEHE GHAD DAYUM SCOOBY DOO!* "
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a disabled person there's many days I can't find much to smile about but ty in a strange way I need this
Non stop laughing :) 20 minutes of solid entertainment :)
his police siren wail is fucking perfect, cracks me up everytime
"why are you whispering" "cause something's going to happen 😭" lmao 🤣
I’m so glad I got too see him live in person front row at the Nokia Theater in LA. He took pictures of all of us in the front row with a Panorama camera. I laughed throughout the show. My mom loves this guy I should have took her instead of one of my best friends… Next show I’m taking my mom
You always make this Cop laugh. Thanks xCop (Retired)
Poor kid. Got the crap scared 😱 out of the kid. 😆 😂 😆 😂 hahaha. Sometimes you have to do that.
This man is my favorite comedian
your shows are going to give me a heart attack from laughing🤣🤣
He is so funny. Tears are in my eyes
"PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK"
"I CAN'T REACH"
W HEEZE
I love how they even put a bar over the dog's face
Gabriel, I was a Deputy Sheriff for 30 years, we love you, keep it up!
Oh my Fluffy you are one of the best comedians I’ve ever watched! Thank you for the amazing time you gave me!
Fluffy's jokes are the fluffiest jokes I have ever heard😀💜
@Braty sis chanel 5 Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
😆😂🤣 I did something VERY SIMILAR to the “Bad Boys” joke! I was working at a gas station at the time. At the time I was in the bathroom cleaning it. When we do that we close off the bathroom so it can be cleaned more effectively. No joke we have the cleanest bathrooms you will ever see. Well it was a slow night and I was in there cleaning. I heard a knock on the door then it pushed open. There was a cop standing there asking if he could use the bathroom real fast. For officers we will stop cleaning to allow them to use it. Other customers we wouldn’t. So I moved the little belt that blocks the door and let him in. I exited to give him privacy and blocked off the door again. I went over the registers and was talking to my co worked and the cops partner for the night. We were standing there for a few minutes talking when I realized I had left my Bluetooth speaker in the bathroom. That’s when the thought popped into my head. I got a big smile and my coworker noticed. I guess the cop noticed the confused look on his face so he looked at me. Without a word I put up☝🏻! I went to RUclips found the same song amd hit play. They didn’t hear it at first so me giggling was creeping them out I guess. Until that bathroom door came open......... THE COP WALKING OUT WAS LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF! When my coworker and his partner noticed they both started laughing hard too. 😆😂🤣 GOOD TIMES!! Cops loved coming in to the store when I worked because I was cool with them. We already gave them free fountain drinks, coffee, frozen yogurt and “roller grill” items. (Like hotdogs, taquitos, etc.) but when I worked I had a system set up so I was able to pay for other items for them occasionally. I bought a cop a pack of smokes one day another officer had just gotten off shit so I bought him a 6 pack of whatever beer he wanted. I didn’t just do it for police though! When we had people who were obviously veterans I actually spent my own money paying for a few of their items. My brother was in the army, so I have MAJOR respect for military veterans.
He was good! It feels good to laughed a lot and healthy 😆