Funniest joke you’ve ever heard about being late. Andy Woodhull - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 14 май 2024
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @LunchRoom
    @LunchRoom 4 года назад +6296

    I played this for my wife just for the Netflix joke. She literally disappeared right before the joke. I had to pause and wait at a blank screen for her to wander back in.

    • @FlipNasty1
      @FlipNasty1 4 года назад +185

      Same thing... she's rinsing off right now

    • @lochinvar00465
      @lochinvar00465 4 года назад +138

      That's exactly what would happen if I tried to show it to my GF. She can't be on time for anything. If she says shes ready to go somewhere I know it's going to be at least 10 or 15 minutes......

    • @smotmot
      @smotmot 4 года назад +123

      Haven't shown mine yet... Will update.
      Update
      Left me waiting to watch this for 27 minutes.

    • @naturegazer6749
      @naturegazer6749 4 года назад +57

      I'm totally guilty of this Netflix disappearance.

    • @megauser8512
      @megauser8512 4 года назад +16

      lol

  • @montablanc1
    @montablanc1 4 года назад +7315

    Dad jokes personified. This dude is way better than the polite claps he gets.

    • @VestigialHead
      @VestigialHead 4 года назад +195

      +
      Wi1dTiger
      Lots of hysterical laughter - to me that is much more important for a comedian.
      Clapping at a comedy show is weird except at the end. Laughter is the response to funny.

    • @Tapio86
      @Tapio86 4 года назад +31

      I didn't know Dad had the claps

    • @montablanc1
      @montablanc1 4 года назад +37

      @@Tapio86 neither did mom...

    • @montablanc1
      @montablanc1 4 года назад +4

      @@VestigialHead
      True,true

    • @williwonti
      @williwonti 4 года назад +23

      His delivery is juuuuuuust a bit outside

  • @jbossnack
    @jbossnack 2 года назад +807

    I got invited to Andy's birthday party when I was in 4th grade and it was awesome, his family was super nice and I had a great time. The next year he called me and asked if I could come to his birthday party and I had to ask my mom. She said sure but I didn't know his last name and it was before caller ID so I couldn't call to ask his address. When I saw him at Monday at school I could tell he was bummed I didn't come but I didn't know how to explain I didn't know his last name. So Andy if you're reading this, please accept this as my apology 30 years later. Love your jokes, you're awesome.

    • @mandielou
      @mandielou 2 года назад +79

      Awe. Just commenting and liking, hoping others will too. And maybe it'll get pushed up in the algorithm and he'll see it. Good luck

    • @MZWAtheMAN_MzwamandlaDlamini91
      @MZWAtheMAN_MzwamandlaDlamini91 2 года назад +55

      That's the most refreshing and honest thing i read in awhile. Thank you for sharing.

    • @dreampsi2
      @dreampsi2 2 года назад +91

      Andy: "That's okay, John, for years I called you John Ballsack. It happens!"

    • @jbossnack
      @jbossnack 2 года назад +54

      @@dreampsi2 😆 you just made me and my wife LOL at that

    • @sandythomas2837
      @sandythomas2837 2 года назад +21

      Hopefully if there are lots of replies to your comment, Andy Woodhull will be more likely to see it. I bet his birthday parties were fun.

  • @raereid689
    @raereid689 2 года назад +744

    Best stand up I've seen in years! He started off low key and got funnier and funnier without being crude. I'm wiping tears at 3 am. Thanks Andy.

    • @eljoelo2459
      @eljoelo2459 2 года назад +12

      You know those specials that you start laughing hysterically but by the end not so much? Yeah, this wasn't one of those, cracking up to the end.

    • @Booyafam213
      @Booyafam213 Год назад +16

      My favorite part about his comedy is that it wasn’t crude.

    • @jfjc5694
      @jfjc5694 Год назад +3

      @@Booyafam213 yes 🙌 I agree

    • @petertraveller6421
      @petertraveller6421 Год назад +2

      Try Ismo, he is fun too.

    • @mikewagers6425
      @mikewagers6425 Год назад

      @@Booyafam213 .,.

  • @imnavhuh7823
    @imnavhuh7823 4 года назад +2018

    Tuned in for one joke, listened to the whole thing.

    • @shanegrissom3297
      @shanegrissom3297 4 года назад +16

      Same here

    • @nathandennis1416
      @nathandennis1416 4 года назад +15

      Same didn’t even realize until I was like 15 mins in LOL

    • @TheGuzdar
      @TheGuzdar 4 года назад +8

      came for the 1 joke listened to the whole thing didn't laugh once wtf was the point.

    • @jestexgarcia3601
      @jestexgarcia3601 4 года назад +1

      Same here

    • @CALIGS
      @CALIGS 4 года назад +2

      I love the Dry Bar episodes like that

  • @jacobromano4999
    @jacobromano4999 4 года назад +3148

    This guy killed it. Get this guy a Netflix special

    • @theoriginalheartstrummer
      @theoriginalheartstrummer 4 года назад +26

      He's got an annoying habit of half-laughing every second sentence

    • @HaloWolf102
      @HaloWolf102 4 года назад +94

      @@theoriginalheartstrummer Laughter is contagious, and we are all human.

    • @J3rs3yM1k3
      @J3rs3yM1k3 4 года назад +125

      He can't get a Netflix special. He's actually funny.

    • @adamFromDurban
      @adamFromDurban 4 года назад +14

      @@HaloWolf102 plus he's funny AF

    • @sirgalahad1470
      @sirgalahad1470 4 года назад +26

      @@theoriginalheartstrummer You are so dead on with that observation. His comedy would be so better if he was dry and deadpan

  • @ange2033
    @ange2033 2 года назад +147

    His comedy is so relatable. The lateness, the sassy teens, the stepparent. Love him.

  • @PatrickTheMick
    @PatrickTheMick 2 года назад +158

    He made "THIRD ON A CALL LIST" funny!!! This guy is way above the norm. We have a genius here. No dead spots.

    • @jessicapurle2927
      @jessicapurle2927 Год назад +2

      Who hurt you? I found this guy funny

    • @TheBroknPezDispenser
      @TheBroknPezDispenser Год назад +1

      FACTS.

    • @SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS
      @SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS Год назад

      @@chrisflynn6036 Someone likes porn too much. Hide your kids. Funny enough for you?

    • @elly4297
      @elly4297 14 дней назад

      @@jessicapurle2927you didn’t read the comment correctly?

  • @marylsanz
    @marylsanz 4 года назад +196

    Wife, "Me being late is the number 1 source of income right now." 😭😂🤣😭😂🤣

  • @Donnaisnow
    @Donnaisnow 4 года назад +231

    One large popcorn, extra butter, no napkins- we have a look we’re trying to go for. Haha!

  • @ednaalencar6205
    @ednaalencar6205 2 года назад +228

    I love how clean your jokes are...and how realistic...🤣🤣🤣

    • @VskiDevs
      @VskiDevs Год назад

      ikr🤣

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Год назад +3

      Especially then one about who he would rather save in a fire - his stepchild or his real child.

    • @cedarpoplar
      @cedarpoplar Год назад +3

      Yeah, Drybar beats comedy central.
      I like the one where they both watch a video tape of their daughter playing soccer. He says, "Everyone is chasing the ball at the same time!". Man, that just cracks me up

    • @DanneyTanner
      @DanneyTanner 10 месяцев назад +1

      Real is always best... These jokes that the new generation tell are not funny at all..That because there a lie from your child hood imagination that came from a dream and worst of all the lie doesnt even make sence.

    • @sfischer5858
      @sfischer5858 6 месяцев назад

      Especially the shower/rinsing off joke! L😂L HaHaHa 😂 😂 😂 Get It haha

  • @redneckmetalhead1931
    @redneckmetalhead1931 2 года назад +61

    The howling lady laughing at 6:45 is at the right show, for sure. Andy deserves that type of laughter

  • @hil1249
    @hil1249 4 года назад +2217

    I love how funny this was and not at all dirty in any way, just talking about ordinary things, thats talent

    • @user-yr7sy6ev9v
      @user-yr7sy6ev9v 4 года назад +29

      Why would dirty stuff be a negative lol

    • @dandixon4034
      @dandixon4034 4 года назад +9

      Read this,funny is funny not ugly words,listen to jerry clouwers,fluffy,and this guy

    • @stephenpaulson8313
      @stephenpaulson8313 4 года назад +49

      That's why this is called dry bar comedy. It's all relatively clean.

    • @user-yr7sy6ev9v
      @user-yr7sy6ev9v 4 года назад +12

      Kay Mitchell how are you so soft that swearing isn’t even a part of your vocabulary, you sound like a child

    • @texashankpalmer876
      @texashankpalmer876 4 года назад +28

      @@user-yr7sy6ev9v I think the point he's making is that it takes a lot of talent to be funny without the dirty stuff. Because we all know the dirty stuff is funny as hell lol.

  • @kofiofosu9051
    @kofiofosu9051 4 года назад +351

    “She was painting them clear...” 😹

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 4 года назад +13

      "My brain broke. I went and mowed the lawn with the bubble popper."

  • @g.prince6265
    @g.prince6265 Год назад +68

    No gimmick,this dude is just funny as hell!!

    • @g.prince6265
      @g.prince6265 Год назад +3

      The Liam neeson snake thing,crushed me.hilarious.

  • @ItsTheLittleThingsInLife1111
    @ItsTheLittleThingsInLife1111 Год назад +34

    I think it’s so good that he calls them “his girls” that’s natural paternal love right there.

  • @sgtsnafubohica15
    @sgtsnafubohica15 2 года назад +1555

    When I was an adult with kids of my own, the first time I heard my Dad (StepDad) introduce me to a friend of his as "his daughter" my heart melted. He's said it about me for over twenty years but this one time I heard and understood the live he had for my brother and I. Even after divorce from my Mother, Dad was still who I called until I was 36; when he passed, he was my best friend. I was in all levels a Daddy's girl.

    • @coch2370
      @coch2370 2 года назад +53

      This is so sweet. ❤️
      Thanks for sharing

    • @vassilpapadak
      @vassilpapadak 2 года назад +30

      Such a heartfelt comment. I feel touched

    • @sgtsnafubohica15
      @sgtsnafubohica15 2 года назад +128

      @@vassilpapadak he was an amazing man. So smart, so loving. My Mother broke his heart when I was 17 they divorced, he always called himself Dad #2 and I reminded him several times a Dad earns his title, we didn't need to be blood, he was Dad to me. I miss him so much, I wish everyday he was still here. I have no connection with my Mother, but Dad I could tell him anything and if I was wrong he would put me in my place. A Dad is someone who teaches you, stays up when you're ill, give punishments when I deserved it, but always said he loved me. When I graduated college he was the one telling me he knew I was intelligent, and to never stop learning. I now know five languages, studying my sixth. When I joined the Army and my brother was a Marine he had a flag pole built in his yard and flew both branches of the military we were in. After my first deployment my Dad said he was so proud of me and that moment I believed him. Such a jewel lost. I love my Daddy, and will till it's my time to see him again.

    • @marilynmccormick1658
      @marilynmccormick1658 2 года назад +28

      @@sgtsnafubohica15 You are indeed lucky. I rarely saw my father and when I did, he mostly ignored us kids. I had the greatest mom though.

    • @angelmacas1774
      @angelmacas1774 2 года назад +14

      Amazing comment. Thanks for sharing

  • @emilynightingale7758
    @emilynightingale7758 4 года назад +8006

    i came here literally just to hear the one joke about being late and ended up watching the whole video...
    edit: thanks for all the likes, i don't think i've ever received so much attention in my life

    • @grillpig3860
      @grillpig3860 4 года назад +33

      same :D

    • @manthrax69
      @manthrax69 4 года назад +19

      same.

    • @bettychristidis3230
      @bettychristidis3230 4 года назад +10

      Emily Rowland-Rawson me too haha 😆

    • @briginavanhouten3055
      @briginavanhouten3055 4 года назад +62

      This video is why im late but im not complaining😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @normlchic
      @normlchic 4 года назад +19

      Guess I am watching the whole thing now
      Thanks for the heads up

  • @lilylichon1499
    @lilylichon1499 Год назад +41

    Never heard of this comedian before. He is hilarious!!!! Officially a fan!!

  • @lolycandoit8658
    @lolycandoit8658 Год назад +100

    This was hysterical. I laughed all the way home. thank you. So much better than listening to some of the political news.

  • @jamiepatterson1214
    @jamiepatterson1214 4 года назад +1003

    His whole routine was hilarious. The jokes flowed into each other seamlessly.

    • @saraspivey1129
      @saraspivey1129 4 года назад +9

      I said the same thing. He made it look effortless.

    • @OnlyJalonPhd
      @OnlyJalonPhd 4 года назад +2

      He’s really good!! His segue’s are seamless.

    • @nancyjackson8600
      @nancyjackson8600 4 года назад +1

      Funny

    • @lt7automotive931
      @lt7automotive931 4 года назад +1

      Except from daughter running a 16 minute mile to birds in the backyard. This one stood out because his other segues were so good.

  • @michellerenecrossman9446
    @michellerenecrossman9446 4 года назад +878

    I stayed here because honestly I just love this guy’s personality

    • @adamakoroma1611
      @adamakoroma1611 4 года назад +4

      Me too 😂

    • @ABH313
      @ABH313 4 года назад +6

      The jokes were pretty funny but yeah...I just like this guy

    • @camkam5
      @camkam5 4 года назад

      Adama Koroma moody lm
      Llmmmmlmlmmpmlmmmmlmmllmpmmlmlmmmommlmlmmmomommk

    • @camkam5
      @camkam5 4 года назад

      Alan Hale omlolllll
      Llmlomlmlmmlommlmllpmompmlmmllpompmmp

    • @camkam5
      @camkam5 4 года назад

      You more to do this moo oh oh my other girl love my love for me lol I’m so mllm

  • @science4ever025
    @science4ever025 2 года назад +73

    Andy Woodhall is absolutely hilarious. I was in pain and he made me forget I was in pain. Nobody can do that. Love him!

  • @Nostalgianic
    @Nostalgianic 5 месяцев назад +5

    Andy Woodhull's routine is my fav! I've probably seen it 3-4 times now. I love his delivery and clean style! Totally feel comfortable sharing it with everybody. Thank you,, Andy and Dry Bar Comedy!

  • @skylabeef
    @skylabeef 4 года назад +331

    Yo the bubble mower joke against his wife painting her nails clear was so flawless, simple and GENUIS

    • @nwwink
      @nwwink 4 года назад +3

      Genius*

    • @erichramone7812
      @erichramone7812 4 года назад +2

      Schyler LaBeef I thought so too

    • @ParkerBG
      @ParkerBG 4 года назад

      Calm down it was fine you simpleton

  • @billbirchman362
    @billbirchman362 4 года назад +2526

    Dude, this guy IS FUNNY. "I'm not smart enough. I have 37 years of life experience leading me to believe that what I'm seeing right now is called a shower, and you just told me it wasn't. I don't know where we go from here."

    • @julierichens4218
      @julierichens4218 4 года назад +56

      Omgosh! I've been living with the male version of his wife for 43 years! I thought I was the only one getting gaslit on a regular basis!

    • @marscruz
      @marscruz 4 года назад +22

      This is called gaslighting. His step daughter does it to him when he calls her on the flossing thing. Mom teaches her daughters how to do it. He cries. Yeah, he's winning?

    • @ttrinh312
      @ttrinh312 4 года назад +16

      The boat joke tho!! Bruhhhhh ☠☠

    • @mirmalchik
      @mirmalchik 4 года назад +44

      yeah people kind of overuse the term "gaslighting" as if it's just a synonym for lying. the distinction is that gaslighting is for the purpose of convincing the gaslit party that they are mentally ill. it's pretty clear if you watch the movie from which the term is derived. In Gaslight with Ingrid Bergman, the man who murdered her aunt marries Bergman and gradually convinces her to question her sanity by accusing her of losing and forgetting and stealing and moving things that he "loses" for her. She can't imagine that he would be manipulating her like this and comes to assume that she's blacking out and doing strange things without reason. But he gets his in the end, and even though her revenge is as passive as you'd expect in an American movie from the era of black and white film, Bergman's closing monologue is goddamn genius. Watch it, it's worth it. And stop pretending gaslighting = lying, please.

    • @Cisco661Barber
      @Cisco661Barber 3 года назад +3

      I agree xD

  • @hezebelbeing
    @hezebelbeing 2 года назад +10

    Joke after joke after joke, his delivery and ease...and FUNNY, on par with Gaffigan, Really good.

  • @victoriamilonas1942
    @victoriamilonas1942 2 года назад +101

    I love the half laugh he does as he delivers his jokes. It's as though he knows it will kill and wants to warn us.

    • @donnymas1405
      @donnymas1405 Год назад +1

      @@chrisflynn6036 Wow, thank you, that was beautiful.

    • @gracecase998
      @gracecase998 Год назад +1

      Me too, his giggles are the best

    • @SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS
      @SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS Год назад

      Robin Williams himself taught us the healing power of laughing at ourselves. Are you seriously shaming Robin Williams? Thank God he's dead now.

  • @ashleyjoyner6430
    @ashleyjoyner6430 4 года назад +296

    I love how tickled he gets at his own jokes! It's adorable!

    • @destree6348
      @destree6348 4 года назад +1

      Ashley Joyner Super cute!

    • @littlegoatgt
      @littlegoatgt 4 года назад +2

      yeah he's a cross between Ron White's smirk and Mitch Hedberg's laid back observation comedy.

    • @lostlakepictures7378
      @lostlakepictures7378 4 года назад +4

      I find it annoying. But I think his material is funny.

    • @spickinicki3307
      @spickinicki3307 4 года назад +7

      I think he's actually hiding a speech impediment (very well) by doing this little laugh-like thing in his throat. And then he definitely found the perfect profession for himself. Good for him - and for us. :D

    • @jacobrobison9650
      @jacobrobison9650 4 года назад +4

      They don't laugh at there jokes. They laugh because the joy they experience seeing and hearing the audience

  • @MichaelSHartman
    @MichaelSHartman 4 года назад +452

    Woodhull's boat jokes had me closed eye chuckling. He could make a career of talking behind people's back. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing.

    • @brodieroomojo
      @brodieroomojo 4 года назад +11

      i think he HAS made a career of talking behind peoples back ;)

    • @brokenking5044
      @brokenking5044 4 года назад +5

      Its funnier to tell off people to their faces instead of being a coward

    • @captainmcl
      @captainmcl 2 месяца назад

      The boat had me ROLLING!!! 😂😂😂

    • @jojared1990
      @jojared1990 2 дня назад

      Very funny guy

  • @MylesCorpVs
    @MylesCorpVs Год назад +23

    He did not disappoint. Job well done 👏🏾

  • @dajag6846
    @dajag6846 2 года назад +9

    What a guy! What a great show.
    He really deserves more exposure.

  • @BeastNationXIV
    @BeastNationXIV 4 года назад +1142

    "I'm not taking a shower, I'm rinsing off."
    Dang, those alternative facts. 🤣

    • @littlegoatgt
      @littlegoatgt 4 года назад +29

      Hair still dry = rinse.

    • @4Mikes4Mindset4
      @4Mikes4Mindset4 4 года назад +12

      Solipsistic female nature

    • @DevinMacGregor
      @DevinMacGregor 4 года назад +20

      @@littlegoatgt She was rinsing off for half an hour? What was she rinsing off?

    • @danielnobel5869
      @danielnobel5869 4 года назад +4

      @@DevinMacGregor jizx

    • @velvetrose7729
      @velvetrose7729 4 года назад +14

      @@DevinMacGregor Her Body.....Washing JUST the Body is a rinse.
      Washing the Body + Hair...is a Shower!

  • @poodlegirl55
    @poodlegirl55 4 года назад +442

    I love his little giggle as he speaks.

    • @harpoon_bakery162
      @harpoon_bakery162 4 года назад +5

      That's the exact thing I hate. Reminds me of democrat/republican get up early/sleep in open mouth food chewing/closed mouth polite chewing

    • @danivie20
      @danivie20 4 года назад +4

      His act is great. It sounds to me like he's trying to stifle a cough.

  • @SpecialKayyyy
    @SpecialKayyyy Год назад +9

    I've seen this at least 10 times and still laugh every time. I watch this once or twice a month. I love Andy's set. Really funny guy. Thanks for the laughter, Andy, great job.

  • @anotherperson6934
    @anotherperson6934 Год назад +36

    I watch Andy everytime his special comes up. I looooove how you can tell he's trying so hard not to laugh at his own jokes. Dude is hilarious!

  • @suzanneh975
    @suzanneh975 4 года назад +543

    "We didnt have the technology for this level of laziness." Omg 🤣 He's so right.
    I lost it about his daughter eating salad.

    • @russellreal
      @russellreal 4 года назад +1

      dang you're pretty

    • @k4taraa
      @k4taraa 4 года назад +10

      @@russellreal shut up

    • @russellreal
      @russellreal 4 года назад +1

      @@k4taraa Why? You the internet police? Its the internet I can't tell someone that they're pretty? Are we that sensitive in 2020?

    • @k4taraa
      @k4taraa 4 года назад +8

      @@russellreal shut up

    • @russellreal
      @russellreal 4 года назад +1

      @@k4taraa :D

  • @shumetesam7407
    @shumetesam7407 4 года назад +225

    oh my GOD the salad dressing joke killed me. I literally had to pause the video. Thank you so much for uploading such a pure talent.

    • @333anders6
      @333anders6 4 года назад +5

      i had to pause several times to just decompress. he is incredibly talented

    • @brennencox516
      @brennencox516 4 года назад

      That was the only part I LOL'd

    • @Uatemydoodle
      @Uatemydoodle 4 года назад

      Is there a joke I missed? How was that funny?

    • @brianbuckley9682
      @brianbuckley9682 4 года назад

      I just farted in my roommates cereal box

    • @brennencox516
      @brennencox516 4 года назад +2

      @@Uatemydoodle it's funny how lazy some people are. It's also how he described her eating a dry salad.

  • @jobahhaboj9642
    @jobahhaboj9642 Год назад +6

    Slightly twisted in an honest sort of way. Very entertaining and enjoyable!

  • @FTWLiveMusicScene
    @FTWLiveMusicScene 2 месяца назад +3

    'Was there someone playing defense' ? That was frickin' hilarious !

  • @jesse-5318
    @jesse-5318 4 года назад +1948

    Wow.. who IS this guy. This is the first time I've heard of him.. Bloody crackin up throughout the whole show, he is hilarious. This guy is VERY underrated for his level of talent. Does he have a youtube channel? Where can i find more of his performances? You are very talented Andy. Great job mate 👍😂

    • @briantw
      @briantw 4 года назад +13

      There's this thing called Google. This is not Andy's channel.

    • @hunterfulks
      @hunterfulks 4 года назад +178

      @@briantw Wow what a ray of sunshine you are, and just because it's not his channel doesn't mean he might not read a comment, ie his closing line where he literally quotes comments from his Conan video. Brighten up buttercup.

    • @Jennifer-bz8ki
      @Jennifer-bz8ki 4 года назад +121

      @@briantw he knows it's not his channel sunshine. He simply asked if anyone knew if he had 1.
      This guy was happy after watching this great comedian & you just come in all sh%t% trying to still his happiness?
      What's seriously wrong with you???
      Get help I hope your life gets better 🤞

    • @danl.4743
      @danl.4743 4 года назад +53

      @@briantw I was about to say the same thing but then I read the response to your unhappy comment and I was glad I didn't post it myself. Seriously, what's wrong with you?

    • @nikkib5753
      @nikkib5753 4 года назад +12

      @@danl.4743 Truly awesome to say!! 👍 you rock! ❤

  • @joebuckaroo82
    @joebuckaroo82 3 года назад +1833

    As a husband and step parent, I relate to everything he said. This guy's hilarious.

    • @tamilee9462
      @tamilee9462 3 года назад +27

      I know riiight! I'm sending this to my Pops. My "step father" is the best ever. He'll appreciate the "Laziness of the Teenager"

    • @SomeAustrianPainter
      @SomeAustrianPainter 3 года назад +5

      E

    • @t.s.gilmer8397
      @t.s.gilmer8397 3 года назад +4

      Typical step parent

    • @Stale_Mahoney
      @Stale_Mahoney 3 года назад +3

      should show it to the kids with a straight face xD

    • @user-zi2ue5nz4x
      @user-zi2ue5nz4x 3 года назад +14

      I am the third person on emergency contact list holy s*** that's so funny because it's true

  • @christopherspick5111
    @christopherspick5111 2 года назад +5

    This came up as a suggested video, 66 years old and had me in stitches, really enjoyed your take on things, very very funny ,.

  • @cdratton
    @cdratton Год назад +9

    This is one of my absolute favorite bits; he's hillarious!!

  • @norainnoflowers1551
    @norainnoflowers1551 4 года назад +300

    LOLOL he’s like “she was painting them clear” poor dude

    • @DD-oi3vh
      @DD-oi3vh 4 года назад +17

      😂 when he first mentioned the nail painting- 1st thought popped in my head was argument I had with my other half last week- he was aggravated I spent time painting my nails clear- he said it's pointless- I'm like um no it's not, and it was on... Then Andy said his wife's was clear, I about laughed myself onto the ground:) he's described every argument I've had in the last month 😁

    • @davidbrooks4294
      @davidbrooks4294 4 года назад +3

      Hey, she's the number one source of income . Who's #2 ? Heehee,#2.

    • @indigowarrior6469
      @indigowarrior6469 4 года назад

      David Brooks GOOD ONE 👍🏽🤚🏽🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @indigowarrior6469
      @indigowarrior6469 4 года назад

      Jayson B OMG 🤣 me too!!!
      He’s HILARIOUS!

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 4 года назад +3

      @@DD-oi3vh Darling, if that's the worst argument you've had in the last month, you're in heaven!

  • @krystellegibson9614
    @krystellegibson9614 4 года назад +717

    This guy has never had a child of his own and yet he is an ingenious parent

    • @mottyreef
      @mottyreef 4 года назад +42

      most people who make good parents don't have kids.

    • @constancemontgomery3723
      @constancemontgomery3723 4 года назад +6

      He does have a kid watch it again

    • @rafaelreyes9100
      @rafaelreyes9100 4 года назад +10

      He actually has 2 step daughters. Watch it again both of you.

    • @bobbygalyon5580
      @bobbygalyon5580 4 года назад +43

      He has two step daughters, he in fact has kids. You must be young, so ill drop some knowledge on you...Just because those two girls arent his biological children doesnt mean he doesnt have kids. Hes supporting, nurturing and loving them...that makes them his kids. I know guys that made women pregnant and left, those guys dont have kids and dont deserve the title "parent."

    • @constancemontgomery3723
      @constancemontgomery3723 4 года назад +2

      He has his own child too he talks about it during the joke about the boat which boat hr would save if he only had time to save one

  • @SubXaeroZA
    @SubXaeroZA 2 года назад +31

    Love this guy! His punch lines have a sarcastic tone to them and makes the jokes even better. I can relate to so many of this jokes LOL

  • @77greenmama
    @77greenmama Год назад +44

    I love how he chuckles at his own jokes!!!!!!!! “If you were rinsing off, you’d be in a colander!” Getting the pesticides off 😂😂😂 so hilarious!!

    • @kkbiker4818
      @kkbiker4818 7 месяцев назад

      Oh my gosh! We've had the pizza debate!!!😅😅

  • @davidgrow204
    @davidgrow204 3 года назад +825

    This guy is rare… He made me laugh for 37 minutes and he never said one cuss word… We need more like him! keep up the good work Andy, some funny stuff!

    • @metalmolisher666
      @metalmolisher666 3 года назад +10

      So did Cosby.

    • @rj2011g
      @rj2011g 3 года назад +1

      I noticed the same thing.

    • @rj2011g
      @rj2011g 3 года назад +3

      @@metalmolisher666 Cosby was great the same way.
      He ended up human after all. There for awhile he was on a different level than mere mortals.

    • @rj2011g
      @rj2011g 3 года назад +4

      I could see this guy do a different cleaner version of Married With Children where he is a good guy and the kids/wife are good, but all are like quirky as heck and he just kinda reacts with his humor and outlook.
      Smash hit!

    • @treymontgomery5959
      @treymontgomery5959 3 года назад +6

      @@rj2011g Great comeback. Made me think. You might have a career in comedy as well. The fact that you commented on this guys show speaks volumes. I too am impressed (more?) by clean comedians. Check out Brian Regan if you haven't already

  • @nagylevi3827
    @nagylevi3827 4 года назад +479

    There is no better comedy than joking about life's little tragedies.

  • @sungwalefika1366
    @sungwalefika1366 2 года назад +10

    Rewatching for the 8th time. Please can he get a Netflix special already

  • @AfricanSunProductions
    @AfricanSunProductions Год назад +7

    Andy, I didn't expect much when the video started, but man you are one funny dude! Thanks for making my day better.

  • @electricamir248
    @electricamir248 4 года назад +434

    I've never heard of him, but one of the funniest things I've ever heard

    • @cheridehart8625
      @cheridehart8625 4 года назад +2

      Me too!

    • @Omegatonboom
      @Omegatonboom 4 года назад +1

      Same. I'm like whhoooo??? I'm fully gonna finish this video lol. Then I'm gonna see if anyone important knows him/has interviews. 😃

    • @matthewwhite2155
      @matthewwhite2155 4 года назад

      Same here!

  • @dennesey
    @dennesey 4 года назад +1916

    This guy deserves more than a golf clap.

    • @TheUnatuber
      @TheUnatuber 4 года назад +15

      Utah.

    • @lukethompson3983
      @lukethompson3983 4 года назад +35

      I think it was due to them being busy laughing extremely hard. They seem to laugh the entire time.

    • @jessickalush3305
      @jessickalush3305 4 года назад +5

      2 golf claps?

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 4 года назад +16

      He's like an American Michael McIntyre, which I think is a compliment 😶

    • @digital_gadget
      @digital_gadget 4 года назад +1

      This presentation of the skit isn't as well presented as the one I saw before.

  • @buckyb7658
    @buckyb7658 Год назад +4

    I listen to drybar while cleaning the house. It makes cleaning more fun😁.

  • @diannahall7727
    @diannahall7727 2 года назад +12

    So funny and loved how clean his jokes were. I could share them with my niece.

  • @Black_Ryze
    @Black_Ryze 4 года назад +983

    Its the way he says MY GIRLS... ordered Chinese. He's the step dad but they're his kids. I love that the most, I think. Yeah the laughs are great too. :)

    • @chrisallum9044
      @chrisallum9044 4 года назад +13

      just pick well the first time and it won't be an issue ;)

    • @tysonhoyle8395
      @tysonhoyle8395 4 года назад +46

      Chris Allum, your reply is stupid.

    • @Xakarath
      @Xakarath 4 года назад +3

      Id love to hear some rando refer to my kids as his 🙄

    • @soieatlizards9340
      @soieatlizards9340 4 года назад +46

      @@Xakarath If later in life you have to go through the unfortunate experience of a divorce, your (former) partner will most likely at some point find somebody new. At that point you can just hope it's a decent person who'll love your children as if they were their own and care for them. Better than someone who always has that "well they aren't MY kids" attitude. Growing up I had a stepdad I absolutely hated, and I stepmother I absolutely adored. Fortunately the stepdad is no longer in my life (forever in my siblings though). As for my stepmother, it was awesome that she and my mother got along well. Sometimes you gotta just do it for the kids. But with any luck you won't have to deal with any of that. Keep your relationship strong my friend.

    • @rogeliosoto6953
      @rogeliosoto6953 4 года назад +3

      Shut up. You probably have 3 kids from 3 different baby daddies lmfao

  • @woodymcwooderson7579
    @woodymcwooderson7579 4 года назад +1851

    Just so yall know. When you start the video, skip to the end and then hit replay. No ads that way. I'm only passing along information that was so selflessly given to me.

    • @fountunes4495
      @fountunes4495 4 года назад +16

      Jacob Grant Thank you😊

    • @NixonRexzile-xz4sq
      @NixonRexzile-xz4sq 4 года назад +16

      @TheMowens oh thats why i don't see ads lol!!!!

    • @ntt2k
      @ntt2k 4 года назад +65

      @TheMowens That's harder to set up on mobile. Hope this trick works on my phone

    • @itsExtinquish
      @itsExtinquish 4 года назад +33

      A God among men...

    • @bentleyj02
      @bentleyj02 4 года назад +52

      Not all heroes wear capes!! 👍🙌

  • @Dr.Reason
    @Dr.Reason Месяц назад +1

    Have listened to this several times and it never gets old. This is among the very best of comedy. Brilliant at every line!

  • @venomdonut6905
    @venomdonut6905 Год назад +14

    Came across this by accident a couple years ago. Laughed so hard at this. Hope to see more from this guy.

  • @fin_jan
    @fin_jan 4 года назад +2345

    This guy is hysterical.
    He needs a better agent.

    • @seacoastview7253
      @seacoastview7253 4 года назад +111

      He absolutely needs a new agent. I watch quite a bit of stand-up but i've never once heard of this guy... which is pretty crazy. i came here literally to see the one joke that was advertised and like many others who've posted, watched the entire video. some very hilarious stuff i've never heard before... especially the final punch line!
      Update: i searched youtube and found about 10 vids from the last 6 years... all of them with the same material as above. 😭 i know it's pretty common for comedians to repeat bits that were funny and worked... but after watching 10 more it was so sad that i didn't see any different material. i guess maybe he needs a better agent AND a writer 😏 .....but the video above is still a scream and definitely his best.

    • @Brandon-qe3ej
      @Brandon-qe3ej 4 года назад +104

      would have more gigs if she wasnt late so often

    • @jdawg119
      @jdawg119 4 года назад +7

      Brandon Holtzhausen hahaha

    • @mrsmacca126
      @mrsmacca126 4 года назад +5

      Fin Jan And, a stylist.

    • @MakeTeachRepeat
      @MakeTeachRepeat 4 года назад +1

      This guy is lifting material and delivery from Mitch Hedburg.

  • @ThisIsYourOnlyWarning
    @ThisIsYourOnlyWarning 4 года назад +471

    The part about his wife sleeping and denying that she was sleeping and he asked her if she was airing her throat out too, and the part about the gummy bears was epically hilarious! 😂😭

    • @Juliequeen771
      @Juliequeen771 4 года назад +2

      yes!!!

    • @noeldeal8087
      @noeldeal8087 4 года назад +4

      I like the colander joke...☺

    • @javierescontrias
      @javierescontrias 3 года назад +8

      I once took my wife to the movies and she fell asleep. She was snoring with her mouth open. I grabbed the twix and dropped in her cleavage and she woke up screaming "crocarouch! Ahhh crocarouch" as she tried to slap it off her chest. I laughed soo hard the people told me to leave.

    • @ThisIsYourOnlyWarning
      @ThisIsYourOnlyWarning 3 года назад +1

      javier escontrias 😂😂

    • @tamarapowell6996
      @tamarapowell6996 3 года назад +3

      Rebecca Lee I absolutely SCREAMED laughing at that segment!!!! I even backed it up twice - he’s hilarious!!

  • @teresabarrett3266
    @teresabarrett3266 Год назад +5

    Andy you are adorable and absolutely hilarious!
    Thank You for the laughter.
    You have lightened my day!!!

  • @AWM2099
    @AWM2099 2 года назад +5

    After ages exceptional comedy. The whole gig was halirious and I didn't feel bored for a single sec. Bravo!!! Keep up.

  • @bettydeluxe5969
    @bettydeluxe5969 4 года назад +616

    It's nice to hear truly funny, clean humor. This guy's great.

    • @William-Morey-Baker
      @William-Morey-Baker 4 года назад +4

      Well... Its not all entirely "clean" per say. But yeah, no swearing and whatnot.

    • @ttrinh312
      @ttrinh312 4 года назад

      U don't hear that anymore..until u hear fluffy..but yes u are correct...even comedy has changed..crazy huh

    • @dawnstone205
      @dawnstone205 3 года назад +2

      I get so sick of that comment.

    • @juliaxoxo6020
      @juliaxoxo6020 3 года назад

      Joe devito is super hilarious also!!!

    • @JosiahWarren
      @JosiahWarren 3 года назад

      Can you share the link of what you are whatching ?

  • @brandonkane2063
    @brandonkane2063 4 года назад +259

    This entire thing was pure gold. I didn't stop laughing.

    • @w8stral
      @w8stral 4 года назад +5

      Real jokes about life, not just pervert jokes. This is pure gold. How comedy should be

  • @phyllismay4384
    @phyllismay4384 Год назад +14

    First time watching him, he's hilarious. Constantly wiping tears from my eyes.

  • @LillithElaina
    @LillithElaina 2 года назад +10

    One of my favorite comedians to this day!! love it!

  • @rallyfeind
    @rallyfeind 4 года назад +133

    "And then my brain exploded.." truest frustration spoken in words.

  • @misteralias2850
    @misteralias2850 4 года назад +408

    I’ve never heard of this guy. Now I’m going to watch his routines.

    • @fabiolito28
      @fabiolito28 4 года назад +3

      Ok thanks for sharing your thoughts with everyone

    • @csb78nm
      @csb78nm 4 года назад +3

      @@fabiolito28 Like you just did? Pot, meet kettle...

    • @misteralias2850
      @misteralias2850 4 года назад +2

      Cora Bee , that was exactly what I was thinking. 😄. Perhaps they meant it seriously and weren’t being flippant? It’s possible.

    • @kylacrush6810
      @kylacrush6810 4 года назад +3

      Mister Alias Same!! Thoroughly enjoyed every moment! His matter of fact candor combined with salient rationale is absolutely phenomenal!! Can’t wait to check out more of his routines!
      Plus any S.O that can provide witty banter & has accepted his wife’s perpetual tardiness (not that there’s anything wrong w/ that ;) instead of going into a blind rage has my Vote! What a lucky Girl she is to have the Best excuse for always being late as: ‘It’s just to give you more material for your act, Babe! aka our families’ largest profit source!! It may look like I’m just painting my nails but I’m actually ensuring our next mortgage payment... “

    • @misteralias2850
      @misteralias2850 4 года назад +1

      Kyla Crush , “it may look like I’m just painting my nails, but I’m actually securing our next mortgage payment...” 😂 Utterly brilliant. That behavior isn’t beyond the realm of possibility. Now I’m wondering if his wife is a comedian at heart as well. 😄 Inspiration and presentation truly are paramount in a career as nuanced as stand up.

  • @undertaker6fd
    @undertaker6fd Год назад +5

    This guy is hilarious! He needs to do more specials

  • @user-vt9dh8hl7n
    @user-vt9dh8hl7n Год назад +50

    Andy is funny and can deliver punch lines without yelling and cursing.

  • @hugorezende199
    @hugorezende199 3 года назад +145

    He must be a very good father. He really analyses all those situations deeply.

  • @ThatGuy-vi8ch
    @ThatGuy-vi8ch 4 года назад +159

    This man needs a Netflix special ASAP! I've laughed the entire time and it's refreshing to see someone this talented.

    • @UltraSuperDuperFreak
      @UltraSuperDuperFreak 4 года назад +1

      or you could just buy the show he just did and support him ? i think it was like 1$ on this channel (i think it as this one) about 1 year ago for it. :)

  • @annebruecks7381
    @annebruecks7381 2 года назад +5

    ‘Give my regards to Malachi’ 😂

  • @wandaparker9340
    @wandaparker9340 2 года назад +7

    You sir are truly gifted as the funniest comedian I have listened to in a long time! Thank you for all the laughter you brought out of me this evening! I truly needed to laugh! Wanda

  • @amyl363
    @amyl363 4 года назад +533

    4.2 million views in under 4 months. Maybe Andy'll get some bigger gigs now; he deserves it!

    • @1.4142
      @1.4142 3 года назад +8

      most viewed video on this channel

    • @bethmerryfield7186
      @bethmerryfield7186 3 года назад +7

      I hope Andy does some utube comedy from his home during covid. I would watch all the time!

    • @spazmobot
      @spazmobot 3 года назад +10

      This is the comedy we all know, love and desperately need right now. I don't wanna be programmed, preached to, grossed out or be beaten over the head 24-7 w/politics. I just wanna laugh. And 6.2 million views tells me I'm not alone! He's wonderful.

    • @OoO-wq9cu
      @OoO-wq9cu 3 года назад +2

      Just because people see a video doesn't mean they like it

  • @wendypetersen7529
    @wendypetersen7529 3 года назад +175

    Just to proove you can be hillarious with clean humor, and no bad language. BRAVO

    • @margueritearavena2256
      @margueritearavena2256 3 года назад +2

      Love clean humor. Thank you!

    • @yrrab2381
      @yrrab2381 3 года назад +6

      Language is perspective if your offended by Language used dknt listen end of

    • @kobushauman3310
      @kobushauman3310 3 года назад +2

      Agreed Wendy. That is a very cute 'pup' on your profile. May I also say to the reader of this comment, I pray that the Lord Jesus Christ and God and His Holy Ghost be with you and your loved ones, now and always. I ask that His Grace and Mercy be with you all in every moment. I pray this in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ God and His Holy Ghost. Amen.

    • @kobushauman3310
      @kobushauman3310 3 года назад

      @Justin Trudeau I'm sorry my comment annoyed you. That wasn't what I intended to do. Hope you enjoyed the show though 👍🏾

    • @gravypatron
      @gravypatron 3 года назад

      Bill Cosby?🤷‍♀️

  • @marilynmccormick1658
    @marilynmccormick1658 2 года назад +12

    I really liked this guy. He didn't resort to vulgarity like many comedians do. It's great to watch someone who is genuinely funny and he kept me laughing over & over. I really like his down to earth demeanor. He just threw the snake over the fence!!

  • @d.patrickellis7465
    @d.patrickellis7465 2 года назад +13

    This comedian is hilarious!!! I listened to his routines over and over! Thanks for the laughs!

  • @bonniehuh
    @bonniehuh 3 года назад +600

    19:25 - "I'd like to remind you that my wife as two daughters." -- I choked on my Coke. So funny. That joke deserved a way better response than the audience gave.

    • @garrettevans9193
      @garrettevans9193 3 года назад +2

      I didn't get that one. Could you explain it please?

    • @sweencreamer
      @sweencreamer 3 года назад +55

      @@garrettevans9193 His wife doesn’t want another woman’s dishes in her house, yet she has another mans KIDS in the house.

    • @TheWidowStewart
      @TheWidowStewart 3 года назад +50

      And his dishes don't kind of look like his ex-gf.
      Awesome.

    • @danielpool2039
      @danielpool2039 3 года назад +6

      One of the best bits I’ve ever heard.

    • @theon_ean_donly
      @theon_ean_donly 3 года назад +8

      A third of the people didn't get it another third was offended,and the other was like I wonder if I can beat traffic

  • @Tr33Shade
    @Tr33Shade 4 года назад +761

    No cursing, no racial bias. God, I Love it. Can we have more comedy like this?!!

    • @thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307
      @thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307 4 года назад +17

      micheal martin if you like that kind of stuff then you might enjoy watching Michael McIntyre, unless you already watch him lol :)

    • @SunshineLuvsmusic
      @SunshineLuvsmusic 4 года назад +7

      Completely hysterical and I agree with you... Fun and laughs for everyone.

    • @lukedavis6711
      @lukedavis6711 4 года назад +13

      Oh noes a bad word!

    • @fraserjwalker2327
      @fraserjwalker2327 4 года назад +25

      That's what this whole Dry Bar Comedy channel is. Stand-up without the cursing. I don't mind bad language in comedy, but I honestly think that when NOT cursing is a rule, the comics need to land those punchlines more tactfully. It's great!

    • @meandyourmanager4623
      @meandyourmanager4623 4 года назад +2

      That stuff is funny though, why? Because it's a joke, intended for that purpose. I will not talk to your manager.

  • @kristyanderson3307
    @kristyanderson3307 11 месяцев назад +5

    I swear I've sent this to everyone of my friends n family and watched it at least 5x. Lmao. 😂I love it!!!

  • @sazennonumber
    @sazennonumber Год назад +6

    This kept me laughing every few seconds. Made my day!

  • @nathandennis1416
    @nathandennis1416 4 года назад +408

    I feel like the crowd wasn’t laughing as hard as they should of this guy killed it

    • @TheHellRanger
      @TheHellRanger 4 года назад +5

      did you know that humor is extremely subjective and people like different kinds of jokes and so on? oh, you did not know that? figures...

    • @Xerophlume
      @Xerophlume 4 года назад +10

      what does "should of" mean?

    • @harpoon_bakery162
      @harpoon_bakery162 4 года назад +1

      it's because he laughs at his own jokes.... he needs a delivery like Louie Anderson -- take a hint Andy, it could be a killer routine.

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak 4 года назад +3

      @@Xerophlume Go Away with correcting people's grammar! I'm sure you're a social media spelling Nazi, as well. Smh

    • @Xerophlume
      @Xerophlume 4 года назад +12

      @@B_Bodziak It's just interesting to me, when you say "should of" it shows that you clearly have no idea what the words you're saying mean. Because otherwise you would know that you're trying to say "should've", a contraction of "should have". When you say "should of" it shows that you are just writing it the way you hear it, which is hilariously stupid.

  • @katiekat4457
    @katiekat4457 4 года назад +296

    I didn’t think he was going to be funny but, he was absolutely hilarious. So funny. I’m glad I watched it. I had tears of laughter from lots of his jokes.

    • @ironmaven1760
      @ironmaven1760 4 года назад +8

      Me too lol...I wasnt sure about this guy but he turned out to be hilarious 😁

    • @kblewis3331
      @kblewis3331 4 года назад +6

      I know! I was laughing so hard I started chocking! He's Great!

    • @zombiasnow15
      @zombiasnow15 4 года назад +1

      Oh me too! I was sure I broke something! I couldn't stop laughing😅😅😅

    • @bonniehart1805
      @bonniehart1805 4 года назад

      @@ironmaven1760 u887549009op9bbhģ887677895407

  • @NicoleWolcheski
    @NicoleWolcheski Месяц назад +1

    This show was HYSTERICAL!!!! Please know that I was laughing out loud the whole time!!!! Thank you for how awesome your comedian is!!!

  • @CantStayAway
    @CantStayAway 2 года назад +6

    How have I never heard of this guy? He's so funny!

  • @chisomngene8897
    @chisomngene8897 4 года назад +411

    "I am not asleep. I am just resting my eyes...…. Are you also airing out your throat?" 3:51.
    I can't stop laughing. This guy is good.

    • @phyzarel1845
      @phyzarel1845 4 года назад +6

      Bruh reading that after hearing it about 3 times now gave me stomach cramps 💀 he doesn’t know how relatable he and his wife are

    • @patrickchubey3127
      @patrickchubey3127 4 года назад +1

      I don't always keep up with the news. When did Bro become Bruh ,,,,,,,,,,,, and why?

    • @punkdrummr2000
      @punkdrummr2000 4 года назад

      @@phyzarel1845 he is great. Check out tim hawkins. He is beyond funny

    • @punkdrummr2000
      @punkdrummr2000 4 года назад

      @@patrickchubey3127 who cares "bruh" or "bro"...... Sounds like the insane left trying to control words.

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 4 года назад

      @@punkdrummr2000 It isn't left, jerk. It is just a question.

  • @johndarcangelo6893
    @johndarcangelo6893 4 года назад +126

    This is one of the funniest sets ive heard in a while.

  • @itellyouforfree7238
    @itellyouforfree7238 Год назад +2

    very happy to have discovered this delightful artist

  • @schadowolf
    @schadowolf Год назад +7

    One of the funniest specials I have seen! My sides hurt from laughing so much!

  • @picturemethis7780
    @picturemethis7780 3 года назад +945

    I love how a lot step-parents would say "my step kids" or something but he always says "my girls" and I just find that sweet

    • @Hannah-gc4cy
      @Hannah-gc4cy 3 года назад +11

      YESSS❤

    • @FutureCommentary1
      @FutureCommentary1 2 года назад +8

      Yeah I noticed that too.

    • @roberthouston6562
      @roberthouston6562 2 года назад +2

      Same.

    • @daduronronron3955
      @daduronronron3955 2 года назад +31

      Pretty good chance it's because his wife allows him to be their father and not just some man in their life.

    • @audreychoudhary8862
      @audreychoudhary8862 2 года назад +13

      Yes that's what I liked also how he calls them his girls his daughters shows how much you really love them

  • @Bluedragon2513
    @Bluedragon2513 3 года назад +552

    It's amazing that he dedicated a whole act about his family. Really says something about how much he integrated with them.

    • @edbunkers4516
      @edbunkers4516 3 года назад +11

      He's hilarious, I'm sure his family is laughing their butts off too!

    • @randallulrich
      @randallulrich 2 года назад +14

      And...............they're his number one source of income. :-)

    • @grantperkins368
      @grantperkins368 2 года назад +2

      @@randallulrich haaaaaa!!!!

    • @jonny_codphilo7809
      @jonny_codphilo7809 2 года назад +1

      no its a easy source of boring material the old joke about getting married giving you a new hour of material

    • @joeuser633
      @joeuser633 Год назад

      And yet he is divorced now.

  • @milacaibal3976
    @milacaibal3976 Год назад +17

    Very funny guy. You made simple things in life so funny without other people thinking about how funny life is. It depends on how you delivered the jokes. We loved your funny experience and stories. Good luck and thanks for making people happy.🥰🤣🤣

  • @cathyhall6575
    @cathyhall6575 Месяц назад +2

    First time I've heard this guy. Snakes lol
    CATHY from Australia xxxx

  • @MikkisoXTRA
    @MikkisoXTRA 4 года назад +858

    The fact that he is trying not to laugh at his own joke makes it funnier 😩😂

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 4 года назад +21

      I find the fact that he is pretending to crack up at jokes he's written, re-written, rehearsed, performed at small venues, rewritten again - and then performed X times before filming this special - evidence enough that the laughing is part of the act, which is kind of lame

    • @MikkisoXTRA
      @MikkisoXTRA 4 года назад +41

      mackhomie6 pretending or not. It made me laugh. The most important part of comedy is timing and delivery and he nailed it for me. Why record a special for jokes that don’t work? You are supposed to practice right? 🤷🏾‍♀️
      I’m not opposed to negative feedback but nothing about your comment was constructive so 😴

    • @xracrossx
      @xracrossx 4 года назад +23

      @@mackhomie6 What's the alternative? Watching a man deliver his performance with the dull monotony of clearly having done this 1000 times before and sick of it?

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 4 года назад +8

      @@xracrossx there is a full range of emotions at your disposal and if the wiring was better, we'd probably see something other than Smirking at My Jokes throughout

    • @soieatlizards9340
      @soieatlizards9340 4 года назад +3

      @@mackhomie6 If you wanted better wiring, you should have gone to an electrician's channel.

  • @varsitycamplife
    @varsitycamplife 4 года назад +250

    “Was there someone playing defense on your mile run?” 😂😂😂

  • @TheJustReyes
    @TheJustReyes 2 года назад +10

    This guy is hilarious! I want to see him live! Hahahaha good job

  • @pbjt2396
    @pbjt2396 2 года назад +10

    That was GREAT! Really enjoyed that good, clean humor. Thanks for the laughs! 😄