Millennials Shouldn't Be Cops. Vinnie Montez - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 9 июн 2024
- Millennials shouldn't be cops, at least thats what Vinnie Montez thinks in his full Dry Bar Comedy Special. Whether it's writing police reports in only emojis or only wanting to drive environmentally friendly police cruisers, being a millennial police officer is going to make your job difficult.
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Thanks for all the support everyone. I wish you all the best.
You’re hilarious 😂
This is too good. Just the vibe.
Your great! Wish I could see you in person!
You are sooooo funny! Wish more officers were this funny but nothing but love and respect for police.💖💖💖
Dude you had me in tears 😂
You and Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias need to get together. Fluffy and cops = absolute GOLD!
Felicia Pate I actually thought he was fluffy
🤣 at first I thought it was Fluffy
Felicia, brilliant! I would watch that special.
YESS
The cop/donut power from that set might be more than humanity is prepared to experience
Wait so he's a cop and a comic?? That's pretty dope, funny as hell
A copic
a copic mexican
Hey PoPo
RONNIE COLEMAN WAS A COP AND MY OLYMPIA 3 TIMES I THINK 2 FOR SURE THO
"The Subaru drivers will not put up with that, bro!"
Fantastic.
Subie drivers and vape naysh, there's no winning with them
There are 2 types of Subie drivers
I'm the leader of the subination 😂
If I'm ever in Denver and he stops me for speeding... I'm keeping that ticket!
I see what you did there
I would too!
I actually heard of a high speed chase recently where the pursuit car ran out of battery charge.
It was a Tesla.
So the cops just buy expensive stuff for no reason?
I agree.
It didn’t blow up? I heard that the battery in those particularly, ridiculously expensive cars can potentially do that.
🤣🤣🚔🚨
That is a good thing then, will keep cops from illegally chasing people for super long distances and endangering the public.
@@18SweetTeaRexes no
What he meant to say is gen z cops, I’m sure all the people who grew up in the 90s have been in the force for a while now
Right! I am almost 39 and am considered a millennial
Been and are probably chiefs by now my cousin is almost there and my old girls husbands a sheriff cool cat
I just turned 23 I'm a millennial. He's an older millennial but if he meant gen Z, he would have said it. Idk doesn't seem like a mistake since he wrote a whole comedy sketch about "millennials".
Annabella Bells you’re gen z technically
@@meghanc8940 nope your a gen x
A cop just passed us.. DRIVING A PRIUS!!!
😅🤣😂
I thought for sure he was joking, wow!
-Fluffy
My city PD was one of the first to have the new prius cop cars; they're hybrids.
And I thought the 6 cylinder Chargers were bad!!!
Hardy har har
Probably the coolest cop ever. Said no one, until they watched this.
Dude has a thin blue line avi. Still not saying it
@@galedribble9535 yea he’s a cop
You should meet more cops. Most of them are great people.
Except he starts off telling a joke about tazing someone he shouldn't have. It's probably a true story 🙄
Kevin Jordan was a LAPD Police officer now retired and he's also on Dry Bar and very funny
This guy gives off Gabriel Iglesias vibes THROUGHOUT, I just wish his stand up was longer
It was but we get the Piss Pour Edited Version. That's why they all end up introducing themselves 10 minutes into the routine instead of the beginning. Whoever Edits these needs to be Fired.
Or just download the Dry Bar Comedy App and watch all full length stand-ups...
had the same thought
More like the older brother version of Fluffy.
you mean better not longer.
I lost it when he said he tazed the loofa!
Lol twice omfg 😂😂
That part kinda sounded like a Fluffy impression
@Denver Breece Yes! Twice!!😂😂😂🤣🤣
@@locobeatz8976 I love it!! Twice!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣
@@AlexAlex-fv2wk how so?
The policeman's most powerful weapon isn't his gun, or his baton, or his taser. It's his good humor and rapport with the community.
a weapon is something used to cause harm, damage, or kill. so... no.
Excuse me, maybe that's not quite accurate then. I mean that having good humor + a good relationship with the community is the police man's most effective tool, if they want to do good police work
The gun, baton, and taser are shields not swords.
Yessssss
@@williamwinder5011 are supposed to be* but they're used as swords by many if not most
I'm a nurse, and can tell you that being able to find the funny in the bizarre things that nurses and cops see is important to career longevity and psychological health. There are some very funny nurses too. (I'm told I make nursing funny by my students.)
Nurses and cops have a weird amount of things in common.
I was a Navy Corpsman with EMT training. I saw a lot weird stuff.
@@barbaramatthews4735 Air Force here. The same. My half cousin i only met after my grandparents were dead....we waited til they were gone to look up an offspring of my grandfather from his wild days, was a Navy corpsman. We were put at a table by ourselves away from everyone, because all we did was "talk gore." 🤣
"I tazed the lufa...Twice"
I died, barely resuscitated, and died again instantly lmfao
Thank you for your gift of bringing us laughter. I was laughing out loud at home watching you on Utube. Thank you for your honorable and heroic service. Every time I hear or see a police car racing with lights on, I say a prayer for that officer and all other police enforcement and their safety. I pray for victims of crime. Remember, 90 % of the population are thankful that you are out there. Persevere in your good works.
As an officer I can relate to a lot of this, extremely hilarious.
You are the enemy of the people. Your time has come to be tracked and deleted.
For being a cop you are hilarious and I think that's great some cops have no sense of humor
I hope Vinnie receives gets the recognition, as a standup, that I think he deserves. He's hilarious! 😄
Enjoyed his comedy, he has an awesome sense of humour. May God keep you safe and use you to impact difficult circumstances in other’s lives for the better. You sir, are awesome. God bless you.
Wow...really.. .
"I tazed the loofah, twice." Lmfao!
Comedian: Fellas, pay attention.
Ad: You're not a dish. You're a man.
Now we know.
See my prev comment.
Deborah Kennedy.
I got the same ad
You guys get Ads????? I Don't see Ads, I use Adblockers. Adblock Plus, uBlock Original and Ghostery.
I hate that ad with a passion
...and knowing is half the battle.
Wow! He said he got second hand at a 4/20 event, I CRACKED UP! and he was a cop and he can sing! My goodness, five stars my man, loved it! 🎤☆☆☆☆☆
"Hey Popo we're leaving the bar, where you at?"
I'd have had to written back "right outside"
You my friend, you are pure evil. And i love it. XD
They used to hang out by the Joliet Illinois bars and pounce on the dui.
After a while very few would dare goin to the bars anymore.!
"Your house, hangin' out with your mom, waiting for you to get home"
Fluffy Iglesias & Vinnie the Cop in new cinema release ... Let's Be Troopers 😂! 👍😷✌
This is the best movie idea I've ever heard!!!! Someone NEEDS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!!
I'd watch that
Maybe this is the cop that pulled Fluffy over after he made a wrong turn leaving the Krispy Kreme?
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I died at "Here bear." Had to pause the video just to TRY to breathe normally again.
Guys --- this is an older show even though it was uploaded only 2 months ago here. At the time "millennials entering the police force" was an accurate statement.
How old can it be? Lmao it’s funny that most people in their 40s and 50s think millennials are 18-21 years old.
Unless this is close to 20 years old...
I doubt it, considering the comments about cops and current events.
Are you shushing me in my house? I hollered!! So accurate..lol
Great to stumble on your humor on RUclips Vinnie! The world needs comedy right now, keep it coming!
Just like to take a moment of your time - thank you for all that do. Thank you for representing your profession in a positive light in these times where police officers are being targeted not only by politicians, media, criminals - but the general public. I know my personal limitations & yours is a job I would not be able to do mentally & emotionally.
I've spent the last 10 yrs living/working in an otr semi truck and have travelled through Colorado on several occasions. We have worked with law enforcement, transporting oversize loads throughout the country and have always appreciated the assistance provided by law enforcement. You have a very tough job. Thank you & thank your family.
For a perfect example of millennial cops coming full circle watch Demolition man with Stallone and Snipes. Rob Snider Quote "We're police officers we're not trained to handle this kind of violence. "
Mr montez, thank you for making us laugh and protecting our country!!!
Dude you had me in tears bless you .....Thank you and all the other Officers of the law for your service....May GOD Bless you all
lolol I was tearing up laughing while my husband was watching a sad, sad drama... so there I am laughing hysterically while he's giving me the eye...
“I’m a big guy, I like to lift weights”
2 true statements, not sure how they’re related.
I chuckled about this too. If he's big because he lifts weights then it doesn't look like he's doing it right.
hell yeah bro fat shaming xD epic pog dude
@@laguanhayes214 sarcasm is a lost art
As opposed to doing cardio, I think he meant.
Notice how we all got quiet when he said who's paying?? Then we quickly regrouped and said you are!! Lolololol🤔😂😂😂😂
Me sitting here with celiac’s disease wishing that the peppermint thing actually worked 🤣😂🤣
Thank you for your service in law enforcement. And making me laugh my arse off 😂
Love your Mom stories!
She will back you up anyday
Millennials are like 26-40 something now. Gen Z is joining the police force dude
Right? My cousin has been a cop for 10 years now, and he's back-end of the Millennial run.
Besides that nit-pick, good set. Not great, but kept me entertained.
Exactly. Millennial cops are why were in this mess to begin with. Gen Z cops are a good thing, they’re not nearly as entitled and whinny as Millennials.
Youngest millennials are 24. Which is young. And as far as who complains and whines more. Def gen z . Most of you guys are little bitches.
this guy doesn't look more than 40 himself. I feel like he should double check that he is not a millennial himself before writing jokes about them.
@@angelac.4013 He said he's been a cop for 21 years. If he joined at 19, he'd be right at 40. Even if he is, there are still huge generational differences between the 80's and 90's. My husband was born in 84 and is 6 years old than me. My mother was born in the early 70's. They have more in common than my husband and I.
One of my favourite comedians. Wicked. His whole act is phenomenal 🤣
This has me in stitches. Man it's been a while since anyone could make me laugh this hard.
Former officer: I'm not foot material either. You are so funny. I have a new comedian.
Dude was hella funny. I would pay to watch him live.
If I get pulled over, I hope it's this guy! Most happy, funny cop I ever saw.
Young Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Me (technically, an older Millennial... missed Gen X by a few years): "Don't worry little fella, we'll find your parents and get you home safe."
I'm an Xennial...
It's even worse when they're cops on bicycles pestering you who don't look old enough to be out of high school.
Aww, that's so cute, when are you boys going to be old enough to get driver's licenses?
@@Primalxbeast Jr. Police Department. 🤣
Thank you for making me laugh. I’m from Colorado now living in Nebraska and yes I bought a Subaru. Great job
You are Brilliant sir ! God bless you 😇😍❤ I'm retired k9 in Florida 🐱
Bro who tf talks like that 😂😂🙏💩
Lol dang for a dog you got great concept of English language.
They taught you how to text, good boy! 🐕
@@wolffan1210 I was gonna make this joke, but I see it's been made. Twice. :c
Funniest routine ever! Coming from an ex Los Angeles. True comedy gold and perfect delivery! MPC! Hahahaha! And "mijo give me the green light and I take out my knife and cut him!!!!" Love you Vinnie!!!!
😊
Ridealong Mom; don't mess with a mom's baby...even a policeman'
Mexican Tickle me Elmo is an LMAO funny joke.
Hot Power Yoga; LMAO; I am hurrying.
This is fantastic; super clean, performance. Thank you, Vinnie.
"So I tazed the loofah"
Twice.
What did the loofah do to you? It wasn’t doing anything illegal. You just thought you were gonna get in trouble with your super so you hurt an innocent to make it look like you’re working. Terrible.
That was a joke.
In a stand up routine, jokes do tend to show up once in awhile during those...
@@Yozora0no0Hoshi tone it down...this is comedy.... overdone and sometimes made up for....COMEDIC EFFECT.
@@Yozora0no0Hoshi thank you I came to the comment section to see if anybody else had said something about that because I couldn't laugh at that that's not funny.
I lost it at "gluten balls" then died at "gluten grenade".
Omg! Sooo funny!
I love his material!
Thank you, for you service, sir!
When I go hiking in Colorado, I will be driving a Subaru!
The lean-back when the drunk dude called his mom a "mexican hag" was just to give her a clear shot.
I'm sure his job is actually much more eventful than he can say in polite company. I've never seen so many drunks, spaced out potheads and meth addicts in my life as in Denver.
Dude's got a set of lungs w/that voice!!! Excellent bit
I wonder how many years ago this was recorded. Much of it has aged reasonably well!
The eyebrows and facial expressions get me 🤣 I love this guy!
My prayers to for continued success. If I'm ever pulled over in Colorado, I pray it's you!!😁 🧡
One cop to another... Great job. God bless, stay safe
Mexican tickle me Elmo, this guy is too funny!!
As someone who lives in the mountains with a large number of Subaru, I absolutely love a comic finally taking shots at them! Risky to do in the Salt Lake region though. Half the crowd was directly offended 😆
I was a rookie. We were fighting a drunk. An old timer got of his unit with a baton cracked the perp over the head. He got back into his unit & drove off. Nuff said!
Bit dangerous could have killed him
OMG! I want to be arrested by him. The entertainment on the way to jail would be so worth it! Hilarious!
I’m a 34 year old millennial tuning in wondering what took us so long to get into the police force! Did we take an extra long sabbatical?
lol uhhhh... just gonna assume this is one of those ironic millennialisms cause FTP baby
No one remembers gen z exists 😔
You are killing me. You got me rolling over here. Thanks for what you do brother. I am proud to be holding the same "Blue Line" as you. Keep it up!
I had my first experience with a young cop. And he was so sweet!
I have never gotten a warning before in my life.
RESPECT! This cop with a since of humor makes a great comic! And I bet this comic makes one of the best cops!
That jake break joke killed me! I spit my pop out🤣😂
This was kinda funny.
The only cops I ever really had problems with were the young ones. They often have something to prove and can't think for themselves.
Really? It's mostly the older ones that cause problems
They're called COWBOYS!
It takes 3yrs to actually learn the job in the field as a cop an another 2yrs to establish your technic of job execution so all an all 5yrs to entirely learn law enforcement. The young officers are usually anxious an are called COWBOYS which usually comes about in the 1-2nd year. These cops are trained an taught to do the job an usually do it well but they are anxious. Law enforcement is executed applying FACTS only. There's no conclusions or falsely reporting done an if you do falsify a report you will be caught an will be terminated an prosecuted. There are unworthy bad cop the administration does know it an will get rid of him/her. The job as a cop owns you. You no longer have the freedoms you had as a civilian.
Oh my gosh...he had me laughing so hard. Thanks Vinnie. Needed that after a frustrating day!
Vinnie need to get with fluffy to do a special it would be the best comedy show yet .
Smart crowd they said he's paying🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm glad you said that because that was basically my whole comment that I was glad to see a cop able to do this for themselves and for others because it sure does save my mental health
I hit the first person i saw running. He was just running.
Man this guy too funny. Hope to see more of his stand up
WOOOOOWWWWWW Vinnie, you are freakin’ HEEELARIOUS!!! I LOVE that you not only had me in stitches, but the material was all clean go boot! I wish more comedians had an ounce of your natural talent! That way they wouldn’t feel the need to have filthy material chock full of profanity! Not only are you hysterically funny, but you are clearly a really good dude! Your Mama raised a really good boy! Thank you for your police service AND giving me lots of smiles & laughter! You’re simply awesome! 😃
Vinnie, you are hilarious!!! Quit the cops. Stand up has to be a lot safer!!
Vinnie is very funny! He kept a smile on my face. Thank you!
This is the first time in a while that I have cryed laughing at a comedy show
So, I’m sitting in Colorado watching this in a parking lot. I decided to look around and I’m surrounded by no less that 5 Subaru’s. That’s just funny right there! 😂
Funny guy! Laughed out loud. Great job.
If he arrests me, I'm asking for an autograph!
"Hey Popo we're leaving the bar, where you at?"
Wait 5 minutes then respond "look in the mirror"
The Gabriel Iglesias influence is strong! =)
This was one of THE VERY BEST comedy shows I’ve seen in quite some time. Loved every second of it!! Thank you for all that you do. 😘
Either watch and enjoy the video people or move on, why are you all commenting on his weight and giving him weight loss advice when he never asked for it.
Amen! Just enjoy the humor!
Are you a fat guy
@@kathleenbrady5084 no but what would it matter if I was
Because fat people need help! They keep getting fatter because no one says anything or shames them. Shame works. Just look how BLM treats non supporting BLM peeps.
It wouldn’t matter.... it just sounded like you use to be a fat guy. All love
Thank you for your service and a great set. 😂
Thanks for your humor. I spent 28 years in a squad. So much to laugh at !
Oh, THIS was WORTH cutting my sleep short. Man, he is EXCELLENT! >
Hit like when he slammed the Subaru drivers. This guy is awesome!
What an excellent comedian. Had me rolling. Thank you for serving the public. I back the blue.
" I'm a big guy, I like to lift weights " was the funniest line!!
This is one of the most hilarious videos so far!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG got tears in my eyes I’m laughing so hard. That part about yoga almost killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg I was not expecting this... he's hilarious!
this guy is legit funny!
Bro your funny, better than most comics I watch. So keep reaching bro, you got personality to kick. And also ty for your service!!!!!
He’s shaped like Danny Devito 😅
Nah Danny devito looks more manly
Danny's not that tall...
As a former Millennial/Gen Z cop, I approve of all the youngling jokes 😂
The commercials every 2 minutes is pushing me away from this channel I've loved for so long.
Skip to the end, then replay the video. When you "rewatch" the video, the ads drop.
If you use brave browser all ads are blocked.
This is HILARIOUS! 😂🤣😂🤣💀