What White People Get Wrong About Names - Gastor Almonte - Stand-Up Featuring
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- Опубликовано: 16 июн 2024
- Gastor Almonte breaks down his experiences as a landlord in East New York, Brooklyn, and reveals what white people get wrong about naming children.
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"They ain't gonna pay me rent if they think my friends crochet" - I am currently crocheting as I watch this LOLOLOL
Lmao!
Life is beautiful
Lmaooo
👀Nooo!?😂😂😂😂
We got 3 Daves and only 1 D'avion at my job. This man speaks true 👍
Lol D'avion Flu
@@dirrenbb …go to your room 🤣
Bruh I got 2 Brandon's and 2 travis's at my job but the first name I remembered was Ja'rell cuz of that apostrophe lmfao he ain't lying
He's only talking about government names not nicknames. A popular nickname among black people is Peanut. If you say 'I saw Peanut earlier' more than likely the response will be something like 'Big head Peanut?' Then you'll have to say something like 'No cockeyed Peanut' or ' stank breath Peanut'. You have to use a physical descriptor before the name to ensure you're talking about the right person.
Lmao that's my name just no A 🤣🤣🤣🤣
VERY original takes on fresh topics. This man has a bright future ahead of him.
Bright future go down his catalog he has years of content plus a podcast
Go check out his this is not happening stories.
@@anniem.670 The best
Gastor is so dope. Love his set about “playing checkers” and his two “This is Not Happening” stories. lol
Go see his set about ghetto batman
TINH was where i found him. Hes good
The reverse drive by is 🔥
Going back to re-watch his This Is Not Happening
Have you seen Prison Fight - Beat Up over a Butterfinger ruclips.net/video/pHgIF1T4BSA/видео.html 🍫 😂
Out of the many comeidans i binged over the pandemic, Gastor was one I been actively looking for new material. This guy is something else.
Try RAY GRADY PATRICE ONEAL AND TEDDY RAY careful that laughing so hard feels like ya face burning going happen lol
"A 9 year old gave up on me in my house" sent me lmfaooooo
He’s funny without having to be over the top and annoying I like him.
ha silver I bet you don't even use utility, also I agree with you.
@@mookiwaltz4403 I use my drone for bait and main 3 speed ops with weapons of little to no recoil.
Thats a New yorker for u, specifically Brooklyn
Yep well said. Usually to not be boring and have a good delivery they do have to be like overly expressive if not before then to cap off a joke. Not him
Yeah he’s naturally funny
"That's the purpose of names"
😂😂😂😂😂
This dude Gastor Almonte is pretty freakin funny!
"Da'Rel with the apostrophe" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dying....
One of the most underrated comedians out there
This man could tell me a story about collecting cans and have me fully invested 💯
"You are why the name must end." 🤣
I love watching random stand ups and finding a comedian you love. This was hilarious
Right!??💯💯🤘🏾
There was a Durrell in my middle school and EVERYBODY knew him lol
Da’Rel
This guy is one of the best storytellers I’ve ever seen
you gotta get out more 😂
Worst part about kids: they don’t care about your feelings. You gotta be made of iron to teach kids, because they will ask you about a prepositional phrase with no warning or time to Google what it means, then get exasperated when you not only don’t know what it means, but mispronounce what they’re asking about. No, I don’t have personal experience with this, don’t ask.
My kids better not come at me with no prepositional phrases cuz ima G.E.D recipient and today is the first time ive ever heard that term
@@TheBrob1983 Google knows all, Google is your friend.
@@chefbanjo8139 oh i know
Breath buddy hahahagah
My daughter corrected my pronunciation of Water before she could read. I was not having the disrespect in my own house. We call it Whader were I grew up. LOL
This dude is great would love to see more from him.
Check out his stories on this is not happening, amazing story teller.
His Brooklyn Batman story is hilarious
He has a special on amazon! Check him out!
It's funny he said the name "Michael John", because I know a "John Michael". Gastor hit the nail on the head with that 😂
Man I laughed all the way through. I appreciate this guy's craft.
"Kids are a blessing, everybody wants kids"
Best joke I have heard in a while
Lmaoooo
As a kid I always asked adults questions and they could never answer, so I learned about it myself.... So now as an adult people don't want to talk to me because I can answer any question w/ way more detail than requested. 😂🤣
This guy is too funny...
@@americanpoliticswithrodmac1973 - I've literally started to explain the difference between transpiration and evapotranspiration to a cashier because she asked about the weather.... That's when I realized I need to quit ignoring my own annoying voice. LoL
Yea knowing too much is an instant banishment from the hive… I have to stop myself from correcting people at least a couple times a day. In the long run they’ll resent you and the original subject will have little to no effect on either of your journeys through life. You’ll get the same outcome explaining function to someone. Most only give respect to the result.
This speaks to my life
@@Rafungilo Me too and I agree most likely whatever you correcting the person on will not have any real importance in their life but maybe it has something to do with wanting to be right. Idk
I studied geology back in the day, enjoyed the tectonic plates joke. Good set all around.
This guy is great! I love his delivery and the stories/jokes are incredible ... and his name is unusual 😂😂😂
It’s Powerful
It’s not unusual, it’s EFFICIENT
I don’t know how I slept on this man, he is hilarious, great stage presence and timing, oh yeah, I like this guy
his delivery was one of a kind great on every joke
This dude is truly funny. Everything I've seen of his online is straight-up hilarious.
😆😂🤣 This guy makes me laugh every time. The delivery is everything!
I've only seen this guy from "this is not happened" where the stories are great but they have a single topic. This has more topics but still a great set. As a 23 white kid, I see Gastor as equal parts a scary gangster and my favorite young adult teacher/mentor.
Gastor Almonte is hilarious 😂
💯💯💯
He got the freshest style of comedy out now, to me. Hands down!!!
“feel like I can be honest with ya’ll, I hate kids” 😭😭😭😭😭
This dude is a natural storyteller. Hilarious
Named my daughter autumn because it's unique and not used super often so I wanted her name to stand out. Your name can help you alot more than you would think in life
Come to find out though like 5 years earlier it was in the top 3 common girls names
I really loved this. I smiled the whole way through. Thank you.
Castor might be my favorite NY comic, without a doubt. I hope we continue to see more of him.
Haven't laughed that hard in awhile. That heavy NY accent just makes everything better
Gastor is one of my favs! Cackling the whole way through 🤣
This set was magic. I could watch all day.
"He not gone see life coming" 😂😂😂
I will never not click one of his videos
Straight up!!
Gastor is my favorite comedian going right now, made my day seeing this upload!
What's hilarious is that my brother's first and middle name is Michael John... My name is super white too. Been a lot of people surprised to see me pull up at the job interview 🤣🤣🤣
Same 😭 my last name always have them like huh , thought I was gonna be Irish.
@Laylay literally had people ask me if I was Scottish before... do I look Scottish 🤣
@@timmc619 Ha, in Scotland it would be racist to assume you're not though...
@davebuchan81 fair point 🤣🤣🤣
Then your brother's name is Michael John Michael John [INSERT LAST NAME HERE].
All i got is dad jokes.
Gastor is always hilarious, just turned my mood around!
More and more Gastor, always!!
I was sitting here like “I know I know what tectonic plates are but I don’t know at this moment”😮 Just as I was googling it, he gave me the answer 😆 He’s funny😂
Mann, i took a long brwak from yt. When ibleft, Gastor was my favorite channel, and after a lil over a year, still worthy. This man is a national treasure and not enough ppl know it.
Gastor is hella funny! We need more!
This dude is amazing! I’ve been watching this video at least once a day for the last week. Insane comedian!
Finally more of this guy!🔥
I just put it together. Da'Rel is just Darrell pronounced differently. 😜
Proud of you
Wow this guy is amazing!!!
pure gold, all of it!
Great set…love the delivery on the punchlines
Solid set, I belly laughed! 🤩😂
Me too, way more than once 😂 loved it
Loved this!!!
This set had me in tears
Delivery, jokes, persona all great
This dude is AMAZING! Gastor Tom Segura and possibly Annie are best of the best.
This is great!! Hope to see more if his videos
His material was dope. Laughed so much. Well done bro.
ayo it's Brooklyn Batman, i heard he did a reverse drive-by
😂😂 Dope. Gotta look out for more material. 🔥
I’m glad to see that he’s back!! Let’s go Gaston
Gastor the truth. One of the best “new” comics I’ve seen in the last year.
Loved your show at bucks county playhouse this weekend - please come back to this area with your stand up!!
Great set
I love his authentic hood NYC accent…reminds me of the 90s and Notorious BIG! He’s smooth in his delivery and very funny!
Great set my guy!
Amazing set!
Give this man an hour special
He killed this set.
"the middle names sound like first names" lol I have two middle names and BOTH are first names 😂😂
So glad he's still doing comedy
Excellent set.
This isn't just stand-up comedy. This is a Ted Talk.
Ayeee finally, so happy to see a new Gastor vid he's hilarious
one of my favourite comics glad to see new stuff :D
A legend in the making!
Love your comedy Gastor!
Great content this gave me a good laugh
Excellent.
With No effort of my own, when I get home they gonna be there.😁😂
Loving this dude!
Every set, Gastor kills
"who has kids on purpose"- my mom after having 3 kids
Thru no effort of my own, they’ll be there! 😭🤣😂
Laughed throughout!
Best comedian I have ever seen .I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂
Def enjoyed his set!
That was great! 😆
Perfect!
Bruh he fucking nailed this, the underlying premise is so true and I’ve never noticed 🤣
very good set!
This guy deserves to go far with his comedy!
IV MISSED HIS COMEDY SO MUCH!!!
such a great set haha
He's so good I need more haha
Boom🔥he not gone see life coming👏🏾👏🏾🤣
I love this dude. Want to see him do more
This guy is good. Thumb’s up👍
Love this dude.