As a former airline employee, I will explain to you why there are shoe shine stands in airports. In their hay day, commercial airlines mandated strict dress codes and combined this with hygiene requirements. Followed by random monthly/ sometimes weekly/ (& always when passing through headquarters) inspections of wardrobe & hygiene. One of the most common requirements with all airlines across the world, is having neat clean & polish black wing tip shoes for pilots & heels for flight attendants. Lesson for the day is complete. Great show. Good job.
@@seedsoflove7684 I think it's primarily for the flight crew. They probably have more money than time. You'd think a decent employer would provide a service like that if that's what they expect from their staff but this was back when there really were no serious consequences for treating your employees like dirt (looking at you Bezos).
@@petersimon5874 1005 word essay: he wrote five words and added a picture, because "a picture is worth a thousand words" according to magazine people lol
Why do people even watch comedy if they can't candle stereotyping and won't even stop to notice that this guy is actually making fun of the stereotypes talked about. There's double meaning to nearly all jokes. Really great.
Hes very scruffy looking, if your on tv entertaining the world Dress to impress or look good, not like youve just stepped out of a skip. This applies to everyone in the entertainment industry.
Perhaps to get triggered and look for an excuse to engage "SUPER SAIYAN SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR!!1!11!1!!1!!", and thus avoid introspection and self-work..?
The white guilt jokes are overrated and overused. It's boring. No different than when black people do it. There's so much more to comedy than relying on your skin color.
I was floored by how little of a response he got back from that crowd, because this comedy set was brilliant and hilarious! He's definitely got a new supporter in me though. This was great; so much material that was clearly original.
Really??? Sounds to me like he is on board with the "It's all the white mans fault, for everything". I don't find that funny, are YOU on board with that too? If so, I know all I need to know about you.
Just chilling, laughing and being ashamed of your heritage. What a funny friend that would be. Sitting around bad-mouthing your ancestors and writing checks to the United Negro College Fund .
When he mentioned things like Spirit Airline or dating or vegetarians/vegans, I thought, "Oh, okay, this again." But he made them fresh and original, from new angles. Really enjoyed him!
This is some of the best comedy I have heard in a long time and my wife and I watch comedy a lot! 🎉 Many of these jokes were “rolling on the floor” funny, please keep this comedy coming our way Jason! 🎉
I love so much how he didn't explain the 1,005 word count meme joke to the audience that clearly didn't get it. Most comedians will do a joke half that smart, get a great laugh, and make a snide comment about how the audience is too dumb to get the joke they just totally got. They didn't get it, he's movin' on. Beautiful. Just keep going. That was such a great set. Start to finish.
Yes yes yes!!! This was great. I enjoyed the thought you put into making and telling those jokes. I love when the audience takes a while to catch on and get it.
Pretty sure this is the best start-to-finish set I've seen on DryBar. This guy crushed it the entire way through. I'll be looking for him on tour (if he goes on tour).
Texan and Danish here. I’m a Viking Cowgirl. May explain why I’m single now 😂 I live in Texas but go to Denmark twice a year. Polar opposites and somehow the same. It still boggles my mind and it’s my life.
Fantastic comedian, a humor genius. His laid back demeanor is perfect to make you feel relaxed and free to enjoy the humor. This is the kind of guy you would love having a beer with, knowing you will be laughing the entire time.
So many jokes that the audience didn't appreciate enough! Mein comfy, more Texan=Mexican, picture doesn't count towards word count 😂😂😂 Edit: just read all the comments. Seems like a bunch of people spoke too soon and got caught up with the first 5 mins. Not the best, but the rest was amazing! Give him a chance:)
@Charlie Sourire liked his *there are stupid people in the room* And I am the stupidest person in my room, as I am sitting alone here. Its easy to be stupid I guess in this case.
Jason talks about Germans being involved in one of the worst events in history, and then he starts doing a German accent. But it wasn't a mean German accent. It was happy go lucky German accent. So it's like saying "Yeah, Germans used to be terrible, but they can also be silly." It's a refreshing viewpoint.
There were a few very clever lines there that didn't get the recognition they deserved. I think it might have taken a bit longer than average for the joke to land. I know a couple took me that extra moment, but they were the best lines.
As a former airline employee, I will explain to you why there are shoe shine stands in airports. In their hay day, commercial airlines mandated strict dress codes and combined this with hygiene requirements. Followed by random monthly/ sometimes weekly/ (& always when passing through headquarters) inspections of wardrobe & hygiene. One of the most common requirements with all airlines across the world, is having neat clean & polish black wing tip shoes for pilots & heels for flight attendants. Lesson for the day is complete. Great show. Good job.
Hey, thanks! I didn’t know that and I always thought it was strange that there were so many in an airport.
Except that the hay day is gone. Ppl can shine their own shoes, or just wear flip-flops.
@@seedsoflove7684 Flight attendants in flip-flops. Yep, that's my kind of airline.
@@osareafallire i guess tennis shoes at least in case of emergency! Just saying fancy ppl can shine their own shoes, if need be. Right!😁
@@seedsoflove7684 I think it's primarily for the flight crew. They probably have more money than time. You'd think a decent employer would provide a service like that if that's what they expect from their staff but this was back when there really were no serious consequences for treating your employees like dirt (looking at you Bezos).
The joke about the 1,005 word essay was so under rated that was clever as all hell 😂
Interesting, FUNNY, fun..
This guy is smarter than his audience, they keep missing the jokes.
You're so right 🤣🤣💥
Over my head. Didn't get it.
@@petersimon5874 1005 word essay: he wrote five words and added a picture, because "a picture is worth a thousand words" according to magazine people lol
Why do people even watch comedy if they can't candle stereotyping and won't even stop to notice that this guy is actually making fun of the stereotypes talked about. There's double meaning to nearly all jokes. Really great.
Lighten up
They watch it because they're looking for an excuse to virtue signal without actually doing anything virtuous.
Hes very scruffy looking, if your on tv entertaining the world Dress to impress or look good, not like youve just stepped out of a skip. This applies to everyone in the entertainment industry.
Perhaps to get triggered and look for an excuse to engage "SUPER SAIYAN SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR!!1!11!1!!1!!", and thus avoid introspection and self-work..?
The white guilt jokes are overrated and overused. It's boring. No different than when black people do it. There's so much more to comedy than relying on your skin color.
Mein comfy was an underrated joke. Loved this set.
I wonder home many people caught that lol
Germans in Germany actually will quickly turn serious with any reference to Hitler. It’s not common to accept anything, joke or not, related to Hitler
This audience was either arrogant or stupid, probably both. This was a killer set!👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽
That’s when the jokes really started to get me. I probably laughed way too long at “African American and white films”
“I used to think i was too dumb for politics, now, i’m not sure i’m dumb enough” 🙌
I was floored by how little of a response he got back from that crowd, because this comedy set was brilliant and hilarious! He's definitely got a new supporter in me though. This was great; so much material that was clearly original.
Really??? Sounds to me like he is on board with the "It's all the white mans fault, for everything". I don't find that funny, are YOU on board with that too? If so, I know all I need to know about you.
@@derekwalker4622 I think you'll need to direct your concerns towards the comedian.
@@derekwalker4622 it's pretty safe to make fun of white people and he does it in a pretty clever way. you just have a victim complex.
@@derekwalker4622isn’t it though?
I thought he was hilarious
I like this guy. He's easy going, feels like sitting around with a funny friend just chillin' and laughing. 🤣
i'm chilling and laughing on a bad day ...feels so good to my bad bones to laugh! I like this guy too!
Just chilling, laughing and being ashamed of your heritage. What a funny friend that would be. Sitting around bad-mouthing your ancestors and writing checks to the United Negro College Fund .
true, true
He's a natrual. 🤣
This dude is deep. Mein comfy, refuge camp Falcons t-shirt I'm not even halfway through but you have to know to get it . much love from Texas
Fabulous, wry, and intelligent. Great delivery. Love this type of comedy. ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
I feel like he should have paused longer after mine comfy. 🤣Gold.
This is one of the funniest guys I've seen on here. The crowd was too scared to laugh a lot of the time
Same funniest cool dude. One comment complained that he looked scruffy, he's not here to date ya'll he's a stand up comedian. 🤷♀️
Yeah people get uncomfortable with the racial stuff.
Great set. The entire bacon section had my husband and I laughing like crazy.
When he mentioned things like Spirit Airline or dating or vegetarians/vegans, I thought, "Oh, okay, this again." But he made them fresh and original, from new angles. Really enjoyed him!
😅 “If you’re more Texan than me, you’re a Mexican.”
Lmao!
He's not wrong 🤣
Took the words out my Mexican mouth! Lol
that and the spirit bit had my sides hurting from laughing😂💀
That was the best! 😂
Another great Dry Bar discovery. Clean, relatable, funny. Look forward to more from him.
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I love his humor. Crowd seems hesitant to laugh.
Cancel culture is a gateway to Totalitarianism
He's performing in Utah, of course they're hesitant..🤣
Thanks!
This is some of the best comedy I have heard in a long time and my wife and I watch comedy a lot! 🎉 Many of these jokes were “rolling on the floor” funny, please keep this comedy coming our way Jason! 🎉
I love so much how he didn't explain the 1,005 word count meme joke to the audience that clearly didn't get it.
Most comedians will do a joke half that smart, get a great laugh, and make a snide comment about how the audience is too dumb to get the joke they just totally got.
They didn't get it, he's movin' on. Beautiful. Just keep going.
That was such a great set. Start to finish.
That joke was for us.
The Bambi joke. 😂. You nailed it that’s great
I nearly spit out my coffee at "that's exactly how much taste there is in bacon"! I did not see that one coming.
Started out not sure but I really really loved him. His humor is very clever.
Jason Salmon's act made me start laughing in tears soon after I started the video.
One punchline after the other. Super funny.
He had me crying when he said the good ol’days. 😂🤣
Really funny! I'm not sure why the crowd was so unresponsive. I laughed out loud the whole set.
Brilliant. A lot of outstanding jokes/tropes/etc. You got me at the rainbows/unicorns section.
Wow! On point. I love this guy.
He is one of the most intelligent comedians I have had the pleasure of seeing. The Dry Bar venue in Utah has the funniest comedians.
"Prison love...that's not what I'm looking for" 😆😆😆
That was my character in World Of Warcraft....now THATS white!
Very thought provoking humour. I wasn't sure I would enjoy it but I did...a lot. Laughed out loud more than most sets.
Same. Read the title, and I'm like "oh no, not the cliche race jokes", but this man brought something different to the table.
Absolutely hilarious 😂
Yes yes yes!!! This was great. I enjoyed the thought you put into making and telling those jokes. I love when the audience takes a while to catch on and get it.
The end of the airport is always where my gate is! 😂😂😂
Omgeeeeee I love this guy!!! I laughed the whole time!!! I need to hang out with him by the fire and drink some beers, he's the best!!! 🤣🍻🔥♥️✨💯😂
Pretty sure this is the best start-to-finish set I've seen on DryBar. This guy crushed it the entire way through. I'll be looking for him on tour (if he goes on tour).
Texan and Danish here. I’m a Viking Cowgirl. May explain why I’m single now 😂 I live in Texas but go to Denmark twice a year. Polar opposites and somehow the same. It still boggles my mind and it’s my life.
Fantastic comedian, a humor genius. His laid back demeanor is perfect to make you feel relaxed and free to enjoy the humor. This is the kind of guy you would love having a beer with, knowing you will be laughing the entire time.
Took me a sec on the picture is worth a thousand words 📸
Made me laugh all the way through 🤣
+5 extra words!
Bro u may become a 🐐 with material like this .The conversation is real.
Love the humor and great delivery. Keep it up 👍
Love this channel, when I'm having a hard day I always laugh, thanks people.
Once in a while the clock turns twelve and the winds are changing, you find someone who's hilarious. Thanks for the laughs!
..."that's exactly how much taste there is in bacon".... 😆 very funny, great stuff. Thankyou!
I AM A FAN !!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg this one gave me soo much laughter, joy, and relief. After fighting with covid the last week and being out of work this really was needed.
Bro had me laughing from start to finish this was hilarious
He said "I need a woman who grades on a curve" 🤣🤣🤣
“…call it Mein Kempf-y…” about role as whimsical German prison guard = golden . Tough audience but smart performance. Thank you
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣. This audience did not appreciate just how funny you are…🤣😂. This set was thought provoking and funny🤣😂🤣. This crowd is too uptight smh
Or not too smart.
I agree
this definitely helps my depression
Self deprecating humor always hits. 🤣
Love me some thinker's comedy. Very enjoyable.
This guy is hilarious and keeps it real🤣🤣🤣
I straight up cannot tell if this guy is 24 or 42
Also, he is hilarious
You know what they say, good black don't crack.
This guy is great. I feel happier already.
Part Puerto Rican...🤣
What an awesome set! Sub in any ideological group, make fun, and the world will be a better place!
Absolutely 💯💯💯 this guy is awesome!!! I need friends like him!!!
You are FUNNY. And you gotta be super smart to be that funny. Thank you. Needed that!
So many jokes that the audience didn't appreciate enough! Mein comfy, more Texan=Mexican, picture doesn't count towards word count 😂😂😂
Edit: just read all the comments. Seems like a bunch of people spoke too soon and got caught up with the first 5 mins. Not the best, but the rest was amazing! Give him a chance:)
Thanks, I just realized I missed the Mein comfy one and had to go back to check. As he said, everyone is stupid at something and it's OK :)
@Charlie Sourire liked his *there are stupid people in the room* And I am the stupidest person in my room, as I am sitting alone here. Its easy to be stupid I guess in this case.
Great set! Very clever. 1005 word essay. Definitely using that at work today. Bacon was well done too.
Totally hilarious and so down to Earth! I love this guy. 🤠
My dad is so white he gets a sunburn when he opens the refrigerator door.
This guy is absolutely hilarious! Just found him and I’m definitely a fan now!
Brilliant. I thought "and covered in coffee" deserved a bigger laugh 😂
Tough crowd, this one. His bit had me for real, "lol". Great bit. Thank you for posting this.
Great special! Congratulations.
The quality of thought and humour is top notch!
Wonderful! Enjoyed listening to this gentleman alot.
So funny! He deserved way more laughs than he got!
For a dumb guy he sure has a ton of really smart jokes. Very clever comedian.
I can definitely see this guy in a Mel Brooks movie! He'd be freakin' hilarious!
maybe if he lost the mustache
Best show I've watched in 20 year's love it bro
So clever and so texan, loved it
He didn’t get the laughs he deserved, what a weird crowd, dude is hilarious!
Go Jason!
*That WHOLE part about the bacon LOL* 🥓🥓🥓🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Thank you for sharing this with us God bless you Brother
I thought this guy was funny, cute, very appealing and had a sly sense of humor which clearly showed that he was highly intelligent.
This guy, is cool and funny. More of him please! 😂😂
Oh my word!!! Sooo hilarious!!!!!
This guy is really good 👍
I ♥Jason and hope to see more from him soon.
Awesome, just awesome !
💥 26:53 “I don’t either. I cut the face off”…!! 🤣
That German accent sounded like if Arnold Schwarzenegger was 💅, and I'm here for it lol
One of the ones that most made me laugh 😂
He looks stereotypically Polish, actually, to the point where I was waiting for him to say he was part Polish :')
its like a mix between zoltan and andy woodhull; its crazy but so good
This guy's a riot! Or at the least a peaceful demonstration...
Which is why i enjoy greg gutfeld show, funny.
Lol that was good
So clever so texan very original wish I had him as the voice in my head to narrate life, hilarious
Witty and sharp, well worth a listen. 👍
This was awesome. So good.
Solid Set...Great work
Jason talks about Germans being involved in one of the worst events in history, and then he starts doing a German accent. But it wasn't a mean German accent. It was happy go lucky German accent.
So it's like saying "Yeah, Germans used to be terrible, but they can also be silly." It's a refreshing viewpoint.
Not to mention that the most hated German was Austrian.🙄
First time hearing him. Has me laughing his whole show.
OK, my forth fav is Jason Salmon, K-KVON and the other two guys LOL
Lol "4 year relationship... we're 3 years into it"
Great😂🎉
There were a few very clever lines there that didn't get the recognition they deserved. I think it might have taken a bit longer than average for the joke to land. I know a couple took me that extra moment, but they were the best lines.
What a great show haha 😂
So clever! :) like him!
New fan in uk.....dig your style @Jason salmon - stay on the path buddy 🤠 you 🍻🤝
Oh my gosh absolutely hilarious!!! So so funny!
The matthew mcconaughey of comedy! Great set bud. Keep up the good work.
Jason! Best laughing in a long time !! Ever want to come to RGV, look us up, we will put you up for gig tickets!! 🤣