Immigration Officers Ask The Stupidest Questions. Bryan Cork - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 24 июн 2022
- Immigration officers ask the stupidest questions, or at least thats been the case whenever Bryan Cork has traveled to the Bahamas. In this first ever Full Dry Bar Comedy special from Bryan Cork, Bryan talks about performing in the Bahamas, Camouflage and what not to wear. Whether you're someone who is from Alabama and loves hunting, or you're someone who's wife always tells them what to wear, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Bryan Cork is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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I've been married 42 years to the same woman, and I approve this routine!
"KEEP ON KEEPIN ON"
What does your wife think) 😊
@@vernbauerle9100same😂
Something really comforting about this guy. He's hilarious
These old comedians on Dry Bar Comedy are SO much fun!.....no new comedians could top these!...nothing like LIFE EXPERIENCE could give these folks the knack for joking about LIFE!
The best Comics ever
They are *mature* comedians not old!
I agree; that’s what made Robin Williams so funny: “Here’s a switch; daddy’s gonna throw up on you!” 😂
Wasn't expecting much at first but this guy is absolutely funny. Thanks for the laughs!
Most of the time when I watch comedy, I'm only laughing on the inside... This comedy show actually made me laugh out loud
Wow well that's good news I'm glad to hear you're laughing I'm outside too cuz it made me a little sad to think about muffled laughter glad you're laughing
Heck yes. I am even laugh snorting. And I never laugh lol.
Welcome to dry bar!
@@xschahnn4028 I've been watching it. I like it, but I still usually only laugh on the inside.
He's hilarious 😂
If I had any money at the moment I would totally tip! I will when I'm able. All of you wonderful, clean comedians have helped me and surely others, survive covid lockdown and make otherwise rough depressing times, tolerable if not a little bit fun♥️ enjoyable
This guy was the best comic I've seen. His delivery was awesome, his jokes brilliant and his lead ups, impeccable.
Great job.
Oh, and I have a tip for you. 'Always be kind to your kids'.
I have a tip for you: "NO! They don't ALWAYS deserve it."
Bryan Cork you are HILARIOUS 😂 👍🤘🤣🇨🇦
I liked the candle that smells like you fixed the door! Love it!
Or like you’re listening to her talk!
That was terrific! "How do you like it?!" Yay for comedy!!!
HE SHOULD HAVE HIS OWN SHOW! This guy's is funny. 🎉🎉🎉😂
😆 🤣... " I can't wear it because I got something on It... I didn't tell her it was gasoline.." booooy 😆 🤣
Brilliant show! Caught myself laughing out loud a few times. That’s rare for me, out loud, anyway!
The delivery is so good. Loved the food jokes. And sweater vest.
Is it just me or does he not sound like an older Kermit the Frog?
Yes he does sound like Kermit.
Not just you now that you mention it
This guy has perfect delivery and some excellent punchlines. Plus, he’s certainly correct on marriage, woman and life in general!
"It's not about hunting anymore ..." - I'm still cracking up over this one. This guy is hilarious 😂
This man is making subtle cries for help. 😂
All moose in Alaska knows Bob 🤣🤣
Your so wonderfully Funny!!!!! Thank you for good laughs the whole set!😄
Besides the comedy, one thing I like about Dry Bar is the background. This one drove me nuts because I'm picture straightener.
He started strong flagged a bit and he was off running, awesome. One of the very few that keeps you laughing all the way through. Thank you...🤣🤣👍
Welcome to the Bahamas! ...I and my wife took a cruise to the Bahamas twice in our lives, it's a beautiful group of islands! Paradise on earth 🌎, visit if you can!
This was really funny! I'll be looking for more from this guy!
Hiding bars of soap in the garage...Priceless🤣!
I would have died laughing if he did a “It might not be about hunting anymore” callback during the moose story. 🤣 Great show nevertheless!
I was in my front yard when I heard him speak about underwear and moose I burst out laughing my neighbor turned around and looked at me I just waived at him
It makes sense to me to wear camouflage when hunting mushrooms.
Makes it harder for the DEA to see you.
A lot of things that are very spot on.
"...Hooded lizards." Haha :D
This was hilarious, watched it twice because the jokes where so funny I laughed trough the next one and so quick one after the other. Anyone who reads this before watching; go ahead and watch. You will no be disappointed 😂😉👍🏻
Agreed!
I had to double tap on the left side of my screen several times for the exact same reason, and I'm STILL considering rewatching it in its entirety!😂
This guy has a great barber, you can tell ! Perfect cut! 👍
He is so funny! And his timing is perfect. I never stopped laughing 😆
"did you fix the backdoor? no it's a candle" that killed me🤣😂🤣😂
My husbands name is JACK. Guess what he built?? But ours is different from everyone else's. It has 12 sides. It has a old SILO TOP. Because that's what it used to be... it has a string of solar lights going around the inside edge at the top to light it at night. It is on an ever-changing array of colours. It's pretty neat....
The real reason we wear camouflage in Alabama is to try to keep the mosquitoes from seeing us. After All the mosquitoe is it our state bird now.
Seriously? Geesh!
Alabama skeeters are vicious but tiny. Now Michigan, Minnesota, Alaska those are State Bird qualifying mosquito 🦟
I am totally in agreement with wife about no bars of soap, unless you are the one who daily uses a putty knife to scrape that wax off the shower floor to keep from doing a neck-breaking backflip when you step in.
Best one I've watched in a long time. Well done
Thanks!
This guy was Awesome I’m a fan for life with him
This guy is soo funny, I actually laughed out loud instead of breathing a lil harder from my nose.
I've lived in AL most of my life, & even I still can't get over how much camo there is
If you know how much camo there is, it ain't working.
@@Primalxbeast LOL
I would love to wear camo. I just think it looks awesome. But I was never in the military, and I wouldn't want to risk misleading anyone. It wouldn't be fair. So that's the only reason I never wear camo.
@@petroglyph888mcgregor2 there are different patterns of camo, only military wears certain types for certain terrains, then there different hunting camp for different seasons and ranges. No one is judging you unless you wear snow camo in FL, or CLAIM you were in the military when you weren't, wearing a digitized desert uniform.
Didn't even see your comment
My best guess is that he saw your license was in English, so he was checking that u speak English by asking ur favorite color.
Just wanted to make sure he conformed to the cult urally conditioned binary system by choosing either red or blue... Because no other colors exist.
@@TheChocolateChakra lol
That makes sense.
You mean passport?
My favorite color is the one that speaks favorably about me.
Hahaha I'm 63 old man 68. I went WITH him to the Dr to get checked up after triple bypass In Oct had to go back to work 3 mo after Thanks to O'biteme. Any way she comes in and looks and says Uh oh you brought the BOSS today I see so what have you not been doing?
Love this channel, clean comedy .
Mushroom hunters are in camouflage so the other mushroom hunters don't find the first group's spot.
I thought comedians needed vulgar languages to be funny. After watching a few acts, I couldn't even watch Bill Burr's new special all the way to the end. This is my new favorite channel.
No cursing allowed on Drybar.
As
Thanks! For the laughs!
Thnx for Sharing
I'm laughing so hard and it's 1 in the morning, lol and hope I'm not disturbing my neighbors!!😅😁😂
Laughed the whole special!
Many years ago when I came to New York and presented my British passport at the airport, the immigration officer asked me how come I did not have a British accent… LOL
Yup yup not only US happened to me in different countries
These days I would put on my best girard butler impression and tell him, “because I’m from Scotland!”
When I landed at SF immigration counter in 1970s I was asked what was the purpose of my visit so he looked at me, my mom and my son then asked why do you have a British accent. Aren't you Indian. So I said no we aren't Indian. He said what do mean you aren't Indian? What are you? I told him we were Indo- Fijian so he told me " never heard of those and about your British accent?" Told him I grew up under British rule, British teachers and something else I can't recall now. He stamped all our passports saying "O you escaping from those or them" handed me the passports and said " welcome to United States of Freedom" people in other lines were all looking at us as we had this exchange. I told my brother when we were in his car he said that is interesting.
My favorite is getting dressed, my everyday clothes used to my work uniforms, now that I left that job, it is street clothes.
I love Bahamas! Swam with sharks, diving was great, nice pink beach : )
Awesome special! Enjoy every minute of it XD
This is so hilarious that I sent it multiple times to my BFF!😂
Lol. The first time my wife asked me "are you really going out in that?" My response was "Yep! Lets go!". I dont remember the last time she asked me that question.
I love this guy. It took me 5 minutes to laugh out loud, then I couldn't stop. My dog now thinks I'm crazy.
True story:
When I was in college I took 3 years of college Japanese. I could speak at about the level of an elementary school child (which is pretty comprehensible if you think about it), read their two phonetic alphabets fluently (ie. quickly with no hesitation, not with comprehension), and understood a few hundred kanji.
An important note: All foreign originated words in Japanese are written with one of those two phonetic alphabets. It’s called katakana and its reason for existing is to transliterate foreign words phonetically into Japanese. This include names. So, my name is ダグ モーア.
There was an attractive fellow college student in line at the cafeteria ahead of me one day. I noticed she had the kanji for “snow child” vertically down the back of her neck. Our college was in a mountain town with a significant winter culture. I am a snowboarder and general winter sports enthusiast. I thought I would try to strike up conversation with this pretty girl.
Let me be very clear here: No one, ever, in Japan, would write an American girl’s name in kanji. They would not transliterate it into the Japanese equivalent in kanji. If you are American, your name is being written in katakana. That’s just what we get. When I go to restaurants or hotels in Japan and am asked to write my name on the waiting list, register, or receipt, it’s always in katakana because there does not exist a kanji version.
So, being a suave 20 year-old idiot, I say to her, “Oh, snow child. That’s a pretty tattoo. Do you get out to the mountains in winter, also?”
She is completely confused. My introductory line falls totally flat. And her response is, “Huh?”
“Oh, sorry. Your tattoo says, ‘Snow child.’ I thought maybe it meant you like winter too.”
With a haughty attitude she replies, “No, it’s my name in Japanese.”
🤦🏻
It didn’t dawn on me until years later that she was trying to correct the guy that read her tattoo back to her in Japanese. LOL!
I didn’t have the heart to tell her that unequivocally, it is not her name in Japanese. Because, at least the artist didn’t write, “Ramen special tonight!”
"WHAT, is your favorite color?!" is a trap question, if you mistake it you yeet you into the pit of death!
Right? I got Monty Python vibes from that!
You were great, I could of listened all night to you. Oh lord, I did... it's 3:22 am. Lolololololol
Excellent….laughed my bum off🤣🤣🙏🏼
Great job !
You are absolutely right my friend, Irish spring smells amazing on my man!
The apple pancake gang lol lol. This was excellent!!!!! Great job Bryan
Omgoodness what a funny man ty . cause you are so right. 🙏🙏🙏✌✌✌👍👍👍💪💪💪🎤🎤🎤😂😂😂
😆 😆 great stuff, "worked in the wizard of oz", "it's a candle" 😆 😆
This is going in our favorites!!!!
Very funny guy
Well things are a little bit different around our house because the only complaint that my wife has made about my attire is when she was coming home from work one day she tells me that she noticed this fat gray hair man in just a pair of stretchy shorts standing in the middle of the road fussing at someone when she realized that it was her husband. She did ask me to put a shirt on when exiting the front door in the future.
The response to an unexpected strange question can reveal a lot of ussful information.
Not only don't know the rules, the keep changing rules. WITHOUT NOTI!
Hilarious AND insightful!🥰 Well done, Bryan.👍🏻
"i have never seen so much camouflage" is the most ironic statement i heard all day lol
You mean "paradoxical statement"?
@@neliaferreira9983 pedant says both work...
This was to funny lol 😂🤣
Re: the 26:40 mark... My buddy gave me a car air freshener that smelled like Hoppe's #9 gun solvent
Best. Friend. Ever.
This guy is hilarious!
Moose enema🤣
Fun fact: General MacArthur used to comb side hair over the bald top.
Good one, matured humor like a good wine
Excellent
Fantastic
This guy is very funny 😄 😆
I bought a camouflage shirt, and put it in my closet. Now I can't find it.
That joke is so old i could see it coming from a mile away... and still funny!.thanks.
@@mikeh.7499 Maybe I should camouflage my jokes?😁
The candle and the 3 wise men jokes were brilliant!
LoL. Dude's funny, surprisingly awesome jokes there!
BTW, I always let my (ex) hubby wear whatever he wanted, because I loved him just the way he was and thought he looks good wearing anything (or nothing at all 😍) anyway.
BUT!!! My mother, and his mother, and practically every women in both our families think I didn't care that much about my man, because he practically looks the same (skinny jeans punky style) before and after 12 years of marrying me. 😑 Apparently a woman can't win either, LoL.
Six years after our divorce today, he's in his 40s and still looks the same...clearly he still won't let any woman change him, haha. I respect him for that.
He's hilarious. I don't usually care for marriage humor, but this guy, I like.
And I am mushroom hunting while listening to this. Lmao
Thanks
This is like if your boss was actually a stand-up comic.
great job keep it up
Camo is great; just walk into one another and say" Wow man, I did not see you !.
All of my clothes for the day including jewelry and shoes cost $600. We bought my husband's clothes including shoes he spent $950. I love this guy! 🤣🤣
I like this comedian 😀
this guy is underrated
easter....every "holiday" on your calendar is satganic in origin...wise up
That's a good one.
hilarious Bryan!
I'd have to say you had me crying most of the show. I'm 64, divorced and widowed. Guess the order 😜
62. Widowed. After 31 years with me, I think he might have died just to get away from me! Pretty sure that’s the case with the widow across the street too, and who could blame him?
@@meanqkie2240 for me divorced 1st then widowed by my 2nd husband.
@@christinanavarre8389so sorry to hear things haven't gone well for you! I pray you find a status you are comfortable and satisfied with and be blessed!
@@meanqkie2240 Thank you for your kind words. I am Blessed, My Faith is strong in the Lord. Peace is with me. I am the last of my family . In my youth I was a 'worry wart' as it was called then. I am no longer. Father God does not give his children fear, I have no fear....as He is Always in Control. May God continue to Bless you and watch over all that you love.
Bar soap from the Amish is selling like hot cakes, heavenly scent.
Great Comedy!
There is a line to be drawn between respect and being afraid of your wife.