Tony, I´ve never seen, heard, listened or watched you before today, (18. November 2023). You, Sir, are not just naturally funny, you have such stamina! Thank you so very much, for making millions and me, laugh! 🤗🤭😆
I don't agree. There are lot of really good comedians on Dry Bar but yeah I loved this guy. His jokes and delivery were excellent and I couldn't stop laughing at whatever that creature is at the front of his head 😂
Telemarketer called me once during dinner and grabbed my old police whistle and blew so hard into the phone that their ears rang for hours afterward ! Mean, I know, but I got rid of them fast . You can also pretend you're deaf or dumb, or say, " I'm glad you called, can I sell you some excellent Amway Products ; Sell you Insurance , or Talk to you about Jesus ! " They'll disconnect in a second, and you'll never from them again !
65 here. 30 years of this bs. I'm complaining to the check out person about the policy. Of course, they are not responsible for it. But just to raise awareness that it isn't right.
What I cannot understand is when someone asks you for your I.D. card and then after looking at it on top of that they ask how old I am just so they can hear me say that number already written on the I.D. Maybe I should be wearing a mask more often too.
They do that because of fake and/or borrowed or stolen IDs. They are testing to see if the person knows the age because in many cases, they don't actually memorize someone else's info. It's a legitimate question, an extra layer of security. 🙂
The number isn't written on the ID though, math is required and if it's a fake you might not answer for a moment or two. Imagine your dopleganger steals your ID but doesn't study it, and then gets caught. Think of all sides of any topic you "cannot understand" lol it's helpful for open minded rebuttals
Probably because the people working the register can't do math without the machine to help them. There is usually a handy sign at most of the checkouts that says the year you need to be born to buy alcohol and tobacco so I will point to it and say before the year on the sign.
Thank you for talking about the gender identity reveal parties. They're almost as bad as the parties mom's give once Their kid is no longer messing in their diapers... I think they're called poopy parties? It's like they've all gone nuts.. I have an AOL email address! And I am proud of mine
I was once invited to a birthday for a cat, my coworker’s cat, we had some amazing food. She did tell us not to bring gifts😂, that’s nice because I couldn’t afford to gift her cat those designer fake mice anyway 😂
seriously tho, ageism is so difficult for me to understand. people act like we're not going to get there ourselves. not only is there no escaping it but it actually means you've made it. so bizarre!
In California, I had to present identification to buy Heineken 0. It made no sense to me nor the store operator why someone has to be 21 buy zero alcohol beer.
I was curious and Googled it. According to the non-alcoholic beer club, “Non-alcoholic beers are still regulated by the Federal Alcohol Administration Act, even though their alcoholic content is legally below what is considered to be an alcoholic beverage. This is because of a, somewhat legal anomaly, where any malt beverage is regulated by the FAA. The FAA does not indicate an ABV minimum.” However, other Google results said it wouldn’t be illegal for minors to consume it since it’s non-alcoholic.
AOL email here! It works. It’s also an opportunity to share that back in the day we had to pay for our emails and how shocked that was when AOL called me and it was going to be free. I didn’t understand but now I do.😊
Id has nothing to do with alcohol. It's to repress people living off the grid, rebels, oppressed minorities, and more. That's why when cops sweep a bar for id they don't check the age. They just want to force you to have one even when you're not required to show it or even have it. It's an unconstitutional intrusion to force personal registration like for a car or a gun.
If you didn’t take the time and effort to tutor your kid in middle and high school do not be mad they went to college and washed out. My music degree is dependent on me using my skills as a musician everyday otherwise my degree is theoretical in practice. Not necessary for everyday life but music is something we take part of everyday. You have to find where your hobbies meet a trade. I educate and perform to sharpen my literacy and fundamental skills. Practicing music for me is as much a hobby as it is a therapy. The sound therapy allows me to relax and I can teach people how to perform with something I use as a constant therapy I suppose.
Im 35, but I look much younger apparently. I get 25 ish all the time, and up until very recently, I've always been IDed for everything. A couple months ago I was talking to this lady.....who apparently was trying to set me up with her daughter, who thought I was 19. She was shocked when I said 35! Not gonna lie, after it clicked in my head what was actually happening, thought I coulda got away with 22 or 23 and maybe I coulda got a date....but then if it was working out I'd have to be the creep who drastically lied about his age......lolz....I guess....
Women lie all the time about their age! Divide your age by 1/2 then add 7 is the acceptable dating range in the West. In other countries its a bigger age gap of 20 years or more.
Tony, I´ve never seen, heard, listened or watched you before today, (18. November 2023). You, Sir, are not just naturally funny, you have such stamina! Thank you so very much, for making millions and me, laugh! 🤗🤭😆
There's a lot of good comedians on Dry Bar. There's a few really good ones. This guy is probably top three of the best I've seen!
I don't agree. There are lot of really good comedians on Dry Bar but yeah I loved this guy. His jokes and delivery were excellent and I couldn't stop laughing at whatever that creature is at the front of his head 😂
Ugh not funny at all. Hate his delivery
I love Josh Snead on here. Jeff Allen is good too.
Brad Upton's the funniest I've seen on here by far
he went from buying a real beer with a fake ID to buying fake beer with a real ID🤣
I loved that line, too.
That was such a brilliant line!
Priceless! (Except for the cost of the near beer). 😂
From the age of 16 to the age of 61, just adds to it even more
This guy was good, so spins on old classic topics, the sarcasm is always what caught me off guard. May the triune God bless you all!
You are a funny man. Great set. I'm a truck driver and I stayed awake laughing sooo much. Thxs
Dry Bar is the real thing. Great talent that you won't see on regular TV.
Yeah! and without obscenity
Cword work was genius. 1st time seeing this comedian, already one of my favorites 🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious. I'd pay to see Tony Daro. So funny!!!
Thanks Dry Bar and Tony Daro for another great set!
Thanks!
"A Day without laughter is a day wasted." Truth.
I thoroughly enjoyed this. Thank you for the laughs.
This guy is absolutely hilarious.
25:28 that's pretty much what I do with Spam calls. I will answer the phone saying "Pathway to Salvation, may I continue?"
But I like yours better
Telemarketer called me once during dinner and grabbed my old police whistle and blew so hard into the phone that their ears rang for hours afterward ! Mean, I know, but I got rid of them fast . You can also pretend you're deaf or dumb, or say, " I'm glad you called, can I sell you some excellent Amway Products ; Sell you Insurance , or Talk to you about Jesus ! " They'll disconnect in a second, and you'll never from them again !
😅😂 " When you tinkle, it should be clear enough to read newspaper!" Lol, this guy's pretty funny
Great comedian relative to today's world. Really funny man!
I could relate to so many things he poked fun at here...lol.... great routine...
We're here, we can't hear, get used to it! 🤣🤣🤣
A night without sleep is like a day without sunshine 🌞
First time seeing him, absolutely hilarious!!
Gender reveal party in Thailand...now that took about 6/10 of a second to register in my brain, then I almost choked to death laughing!
‘If you’re in Florida, don’t say grey’ - hilarious! 😅
Tony, you're hilarious❣
I laughed & laughed‼️
Loved this set 🤣
You are so funny. I loved this show! So many LOL moments. Brilliant. 😂
What a great set. Super funny.
I stopped at a yellow light and my 18 month old granddaughter yelled “ yellow Oma, go faster!”
That was so good!😂
Very good delivery. Thanks.
I'm 70. I got asked for ID. And I look my age.
65 here. 30 years of this bs. I'm complaining to the check out person about the policy. Of course, they are not responsible for it.
But just to raise awareness that it isn't right.
Love him!! Yet another good show from Dry Bar
Here they make you say your birthday out loud instead of looking at the ID, so now everyone knows your age!
You're one of the best comedians I've heard in a long time
Actually enjoyable. Thank you
The peephole joke was hilarious.
Funny guy. He has an interesting take on things. I smiled and laughed all the way through.
Great act and finished strong. God said so!
The first half was OK but that monopoly bit had me cracking up.
Lol that was really funny thank you 😄
What I cannot understand is when someone asks you for your I.D. card and then after looking at it on top of that they ask how old I am just so they can hear me say that number already written on the I.D. Maybe I should be wearing a mask more often too.
They do that because of fake and/or borrowed or stolen IDs. They are testing to see if the person knows the age because in many cases, they don't actually memorize someone else's info. It's a legitimate question, an extra layer of security. 🙂
The number isn't written on the ID though, math is required and if it's a fake you might not answer for a moment or two. Imagine your dopleganger steals your ID but doesn't study it, and then gets caught. Think of all sides of any topic you "cannot understand" lol it's helpful for open minded rebuttals
@@LatimusChadimus Yes, exactly! 🙂🙂🙂
Probably because the people working the register can't do math without the machine to help them. There is usually a handy sign at most of the checkouts that says the year you need to be born to buy alcohol and tobacco so I will point to it and say before the year on the sign.
@@drjjloveman *Many cashiers can't do basic math, which is pathetic considering their job. But not all. 🙂🙂🙂
This is fantastic.
Love this guy I'm 58 I get it ❤
This guy was hilarious!
The joke is about education and Vegas had me rolling.
Very funny, can definitely relate! 😅
Thank you for talking about the gender identity reveal parties. They're almost as bad as the parties mom's give once Their kid is no longer messing in their diapers... I think they're called poopy parties? It's like they've all gone nuts..
I have an AOL email address! And I am proud of mine
Me too; my email addr is old enough to run for Congress.
THIS HELPED ME GET THROUGH MY LUNCH BREAK
He's hilarious. 😂😂😂
He was good 😊👏
Yeah, he's good! 🤣🤣🤣👍🏼
starting about half way through it was all laughs!
I was once invited to a birthday for a cat, my coworker’s cat, we had some amazing food. She did tell us not to bring gifts😂, that’s nice because I couldn’t afford to gift her cat those designer fake mice anyway 😂
He’s hilarious!😂😅
Awesome job 😂
seriously tho, ageism is so difficult for me to understand. people act like we're not going to get there ourselves. not only is there no escaping it but it actually means you've made it. so bizarre!
The last time I was ID'd, it was for cigarettes, not alcohol, I was 40
For me it was a rated R movie... I was 25..
I was kinda flattered the other day 44 got carded then he says oh I’m new I card everyone 😂😂😂
He is HILARIOUS!!! ❤❤❤
He had a few good observations there 😂
Tony is Awesome! I am also from CT. 😁
I enjoyed it, thank you. I can totally relate to having a daughter, she's not teenage anymore though, still.....
Love you Tony. You made my day. 👍🏼🤟🏼🖖🏼
😂😂he's so funny😂😂
It was flattering to be carded at 30. At 50 it's annoying.
LOVE the pullover response😂imma try that FRFR😅
Hilarious!
he was good...🤣🤣🤣
In California, I had to present identification to buy Heineken 0. It made no sense to me nor the store operator why someone has to be 21 buy zero alcohol beer.
I was curious and Googled it. According to the non-alcoholic beer club, “Non-alcoholic beers are still regulated by the Federal Alcohol Administration Act, even though their alcoholic content is legally below what is considered to be an alcoholic beverage. This is because of a, somewhat legal anomaly, where any malt beverage is regulated by the FAA. The FAA does not indicate an ABV minimum.” However, other Google results said it wouldn’t be illegal for minors to consume it since it’s non-alcoholic.
The gender reveal Thailand had me 💀
AOL email here! It works. It’s also an opportunity to share that back in the day we had to pay for our emails and how shocked that was when AOL called me and it was going to be free. I didn’t understand but now I do.😊
LOL from the get- go !!! :) WICKED funny.!
This is fantastic!
Dude is funny.😃
the pope joke one was insaaaane lol
Laughing out loud this is hysterical
Love the monopoly joke!
Id has nothing to do with alcohol. It's to repress people living off the grid, rebels, oppressed minorities, and more. That's why when cops sweep a bar for id they don't check the age. They just want to force you to have one even when you're not required to show it or even have it. It's an unconstitutional intrusion to force personal registration like for a car or a gun.
1:38 "Connecticut"
😁👍
Utube why do all your shows stop & start all through the program with & without the crap ads?
Keeping it real...simply
Love the peephole bit..🤣🤣🤣
Now I wanna know what happens in Thailand 🤣
😂🎉❤ Appreciation from a Swede in QLD AUSTRALIA 🦘🦘😂
🦋🇸🇪 🇦🇺
Envious on Aussie climate!!!
Tony Daro 😂
This man is hilarious and very underrated. Too bad the audience was terrible
He was hilarious, but the crowd wasn't too responsive and I don't know why.
If you didn’t take the time and effort to tutor your kid in middle and high school do not be mad they went to college and washed out. My music degree is dependent on me using my skills as a musician everyday otherwise my degree is theoretical in practice. Not necessary for everyday life but music is something we take part of everyday. You have to find where your hobbies meet a trade. I educate and perform to sharpen my literacy and fundamental skills. Practicing music for me is as much a hobby as it is a therapy. The sound therapy allows me to relax and I can teach people how to perform with something I use as a constant therapy I suppose.
Technically it was an intervention! LOL
this guy is pretty funny 😁
Who knows? It might be the law to i.d. check. I've been in stores that it's illegal to be in unless your over 21 and can prove it.
In MI, they have to card if you look younger than 50. I'm 59 and I tell them I'm not 21 just to see the look of confusion on their faces.
I like apple beer but can’t find it anywhere.
Ya good tony.
I know why there was no ADD when I was a kid ,my dad scared it out of me because he said I'll tell you when you're tired, sick and hurt
Rare he actually told jokes and good one's.
Tony, I'm 55 and you've nailed this gig!!! Keep Going!!! I would definitely come to your show!!! Yes!!!
OMG ❤❤❤❤❤😂
Im 35, but I look much younger apparently. I get 25 ish all the time, and up until very recently, I've always been IDed for everything. A couple months ago I was talking to this lady.....who apparently was trying to set me up with her daughter, who thought I was 19. She was shocked when I said 35! Not gonna lie, after it clicked in my head what was actually happening, thought I coulda got away with 22 or 23 and maybe I coulda got a date....but then if it was working out I'd have to be the creep who drastically lied about his age......lolz....I guess....
Women lie all the time about their age! Divide your age by 1/2 then add 7 is the acceptable dating range in the West. In other countries its a bigger age gap of 20 years or more.
yahweh is a mispronunciation of God's name.. Yeshuah is most certainly alive and well.. God's not dead
I have 2 daughters and an abusive wife and I NEVER want to go home!!!
My addage: I may be old, but I'm not dead!
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Some risky jokes there about the genders and ageism but he's got a point!
7:50 - You didn't use the wrong pronoun, they did.