Teenage Daughters Will Make You Broke. James Johann - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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If he had a sitcom as a single dad raising a teenage girl, I would watch it
The speech impediment kids fighting made me LOL 😂
Dude I'm only 5 minutes in and I'm in tears🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Absolutley hilarious! 🤣🤣
This guy is amazing. Love him
Love it! I had an '86 Tempo!
James, you are soooo funny!
When I was 14 I was too broke and intimidated by the lingo to go to Starbucks. First time I went I didn’t understand the sizes and ended up accidentally getting the largest one because I didn’t wanna seem stupid (that didn’t work) and felt like I was on crack for the next three hours with how much sugar and caffeine was in it. Whatever happened to a plain coffee? Two creams and three sugars. Maybe whipped cream if I was feeling adventurous.
James Johann, I'm so glad his full special is out. He's great. I know I keep commenting but thank you DryBar for the comedy.
I love him.
Very funny guy
This guy just took ahold of the crowd like magic
Dry Bar has the best stand up comedy, I'm never disappointed.
How's this guy not famous yet? He is easily as funny as some of the more famous comedians and also got the personality
@Jennifer Coleman true
He can't bcs ther's the famous Gator with his hillbilly charms ... 2 bad bcs I love this guy 😑.
That is so true... he should have his own show....
This is true for most of the comics on Dry Bar. Degenerate, vulgar garbage is pushed SOOO hard by the mainstream that it makes me believe in conspiracies.
Seriously. Why do we all know about Amy Schumer and Louis CK, but not this guy?
@Jason Warren Most of the comics on Dry Bar are full-time comics, who do circuits and basically spend all of their time on the road doing clubs. They aren't doing movies, television, and haven't been hand-picked yet by some famous agent.
"My guardian angel has attention deficit." I nearly sprayed my coffee all over my screen.
made better by the fact that he seemed to lose his train of thought before finishing the name of the disorder
You did good because I literally choked on my water🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The distress jeans - distressed car bit.....LOL!!!
Hilarious 😂 😅
Puff the Tragic Wagon! 😂🐉💨
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I know! Im dying here. 🤣
This guy is AWESOME!! I NEEDED to laugh, so this video was wright on time... LOL 😁 😆😅 😂🤣 LOL
I like his humor, clever comedy! And great expressions...I'd like to see more of his stand up
I'd love to meet him HE reminds me of me super funny super sarcastic
thanks dry bar, im pretty sure u have saved lives just with this channel, never stop
I really liked this special and the “rapping.”
It's whapping... remember? The R's? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
me too
Johann is so hyper but, his hyperness actually works for him so kudos. I think he is one of only a handful of people who can pull off being hyper and make it funny.
Definitely
Yeah woujd u rather be slow or fast I say fast and quick is another word for fast andvif you're quick you're smart and that's what He is
I'm living in Kansas. When I visit other states i, always get the wizard of oz reference too. I feel your pain James 😂
Someone needs to cast this guy in a movie. He's hilarious!
Bobcat Godwaith was is police academy. Yessssss we want James
@@rebeccaatkinson7291
Great idea! He like Bobcat Goldwaith would be hilarious in a comedy or even a sitcom series.
This guy is exceptionally good. I like his material , delivery and timing. I would thoroughly enjoy watching him in person.
James Joann is such a funny guy! I totally enjoyed his stories.
His awkwardness sense of timing was very endearing.
Thanks for a nice evening laughing with you James. I can so relate.😁😆😃
He’s funny. Never heard of him before. Just the ticket when you’re sick of genitalia jokes.
I know right
Like Amy Schumer
Yea, all the great comedians are just about gone😥
He's great, the delivery room bit had me rollin 😭
His delivery room story has me in stitches. My ex has permanently been in shock ever since. LOL
This guy was really funny. Hope he has more come out. 👍
Way funnier if ya have teenagers too 🤣🤣🤣
Really? Ok!
I love this guy. So down to earth and honest about his struggles. I really enjoyed this!
That RAP is legit 🔥🔥🔥
Yes!! Two good white style raps!
I was mega impressed and amused by his rap!💚💜😂
Shiz is frfr tho. Lol
We having some spam lol
RAP SONG FOR PARENTS🙌🏽
Every word is TRUE!!! 😂😂
I can relate. I used to hear about how it was back during my parents hay day, now I tell my teens about how it was back in the 80's and 90's growing up.
This dudes hilarious. His delivery is awesome
Dry Bar has been killin' it with posting the comedians with the most timely jokes! James Johann making jokes about television's "Cops"... on the day it was cancelled!
hahaha 😂
By far the best comedian I've seen on this channel.
I thing I figured out that old people drive either 20 or 200 😂
I think your right...
Wow, he was refreshingly funny. I enjoyed the entire skit.
What a pro! Such good content from Dry Bar, very funny!
He's the human Bubu J from Jeff Dunham 🤣🤣🤣
That explains why he's so awful.
My thoughts exactly!
Holy crap
James you're hysterical!!!
Oh,he's good great how he can really make lifes reality something to laugh about cause everything he says is true ,only now, I'm laughing.
Hi, James from Kansas! I'm Ashley from Kansas! You are absolutely right about not many people knowing anything about Kansas. I get the being asked about Dorothy and Toto all the time.....I tell people it gets real old real fast.
I needed to laugh... I laughed so hard I cried. Thank you.
So did and so do I. Gone through to much if I told u u wouldn't believe it lok
Lol
Okay seriously this guy deserves a medal for being the best dad ever!
I had a great Dad also I can spot one a mile away
I just had a realization ....Starbucks is creating Karens 😄
Check her Kenny
Agreed
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Lol I like this guy his accent makes it much better he also says no one knows about Kansas, me from Nebraska ...
Hello from the state above you. :)
@@corvidaedalus there are multiple I'm assuming South Dakota
Corn
Born in Nebraska, raised in kansas. Love both places.
@@beannie8 what part of Nebraska I'm from Lincoln
He's naturally funny. Love his poems too
His raps yeah omggggggggg
His raps are soooooooooooo good!!!!!
His energy is unmatched, and that last bit was gold!
Just found this Channel just now.
It made Quarantine a whole lot better.
He is a comedic genius! That last part was awesome..he even went out with a bang! I DID NOT WANT IT TO END! The whole show was hilarious, but my favs were, well first was when he was taking about being single and he said something like," if anyone wants to hang, ya know I'll get us some ginger ale and we'll play farmville!" 😂😂 loved that! And at the end, he's like, " I'll leave y'all with some good advice, uh,,,,,idk, lefty loosey righty tighty!" The whole thing was just... hard for me and I'll tell you why. Firstly, I love the Drybar and watch it every morning when I get up. And I put the headphones on, so I don't wake anyone and it works..... SOMETIMES! This morning was hard bc I'm gut laughing, I can't lol, so with him, it was definitely a challenge and that is a big compliment! We ALL need to laugh in this life..... and we need it in THIS WAY, good clean and hilarious comedy! Ty again Drybar! 👍🎤
I WANT TO MEET HIM
@@rebeccaatkinson7291 Right!👏👏👍
I cant say that I have laughed that hard in a long time, had to stop 1/2 way to regain my breath & rest....
I had to give the video a like when he did the rap. I didn't think he would, and then... *magic*
Yes! For me, I gave him a like when I found out he is a fellow Kansan, just like me!
This is what comedy should look and feel. Hes. Brilliant with the wrap part. Relatable and lovable what a treat. Lmao funny
I love this guy. His joke about Waffle House cracked me up. Years ago when my husband and I took road trips and to save money, we always stayed at the motel 6 with a Waffle House next door. I'd wait in the car while my husband checked into the motel 6. We entered the room and the phone rang and it was the lady at the desk asking my husband if he wanted some company. Ha ha next time honey, you better tell her that your wife is with you! But you can't beat smothered and covered at the Waffle House. Good cheap times. Still makes me smile.
I love this guy ‼️😂😂 and his raps are 💣
YESSSS they are
Lock the door and hide in the closet. Cops. Thats what I'm gonna do.
His body language is hilarious, he’s clean and really all other the place
This was really good. We would like to see him back.
This guy is awesome I usually mention my favorite jokes but I'd be here all day
That was such an EPIC DAD RAP @ 4:10!! Had me rolling with laughter. Thanks ever so much, for the laughs and for being an attentive father. The Starbucks order alone speaks volumes to your relationship with your kids!
I already memorized the whole special OOOOOO love him!!!
OMG I've got it memorized
Awesome set! Howling out loud, woke up the whole family 🤣
I know a mozart when i see one ,i know a Pabli Escobaar dummy:D
Thank you for being a comedian
This guy is PRICELESS!
So real and HISTRICAL!
Earnest goes to comedy
So True. he has Ernest Like style
Yes, so accurate.
That was AWESOME ! ! ! I laughed so hard my stomach hurts ! ! ! I can't breathe ! !
VERY TALENTED. This dude has honed every detail.
The ending is incredible!!!!
ADHD the comic, what a good set, and fantastically executed
Wow, this was really awesome, he has a great way of telling his stuff, weightlifting in the swamps made me spill my coffee....
I could watch this bafoon all day. Funny as all git out. Hee hee hee
OMG this guy is hilarious. O and clean. Love him 😅😅😅😅❤❤❤❤
how ironic is it that he talks about the show Cops the week it gets canceled?
Yes, I thought the same thing!
I’m not from Paola but I’m familiar with it I’m from the Kcmo about an hour from Paola
He's just great! Laughed constantly!
Hilarious!!!! One of the funniest guys I've heard in a long time!
"Where did he find shasta??"...I remember that drink!!
Shasta is still available in Kansas, Oklahoma, and Texas!
@@ponderosapondhomestead4344 They’re available here in Missouri, too!
Online
This guy is great!
He is politically correct enough for me..................rock. On. ! Dorothy and the dog are gone now..........:0)
He looks like the inspiration for Jeff Dunham's Bubba J.
Ironic that this came out on the same day the show “cops” was canceled.
If it doesn't come back, then it's clear this country is fucked.
I was just going to comment the exact same words.
Devin Clark it’s been out longer but yeah it is at that.
FLYING DREAM PRODUCTIONS - no plans on it coming back. In fact expect many other shows to be pulled or cancelled or just plain removed from streaming services and hosting sites. If you don’t have copies of the shows you want already on dvd it would behoove you to acquire the originals now because the shows that remain may be edited for approved content in the not so very far off future. Government is working on a “reset” of history as we know it. Already started removing history with the statues coming down and symbols being banned or blurred out.
@@electrichellion5946 yea I know it's been out longer but I skip the clips and just watch the full specials so I just seen it the day the full special was posted.
Endearingly funny, sweet and hilarious! Very unique presentation of material! Enjoyable from start to finish 👍
6:08 actually 30 meters is the exact limit you're allowed to dive to with an advanced scuba diver's certificate lol
This just kept getting better and better💀💀💀
James, you're the best!
THAT WAS REALLY GOOOD BUD. 🔥🔥🔥
Lmaoo this was so good! This guy embodies his persona so well
Thank you Drybar for posting these, and having a commedian from my state, Kansas. You have to have a scense of humor here. He said he was from a small town, well where I live we only have one place to get coffee and it AINT Starbucks. I live in a town of 100 people, I drive 18 miles to a city of 3000 to go to the grocery store and another 18 miles farther to a town of 550 to go to work. I did work in the bigger city for a year but needed more than 2 hours of work per day, I had teenage boy to feed.
This is a family show. Ok but you dont know my family!
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Unliked just so I could give it a thumbs up again.
So funny....needed to have a good laugh!! 🤣
He is one of my favorites!
Bruh he spit some bars 😂☠️yessir
We loved his show. Had never seen him before but I think this guys the real deal.
Please ,no more energy drinks for him , he might travel back in time at some point 😂
Love this guy :) Hope his kids know that they have an awesome dad.
He has only one kid, a daughter.
Flawless victory!! James, you got a new fan. Come to midland, texas!!!
Refreshing set. Og content
This dude is hilarious ‼️😂😅😂
Wow so funny from start to finish absolute gem thankyou for the comedy 😂😂😂😂 love this guy z
Where'd he find Shasta???