For the first three years of life, I spent all my waking hours with my grandparents. I didn't speak until I was three, didn't make a peep, so that my mother worried I was deaf or autistic. When I did begin speaking it was in full sentences with a lowland Scottish accent. They thought I had a speech impediment when I started school so they sent me to twice weekly speech therapy from kindergarten to grade 4. My speech therapist was an Italian woman with an accent so thick I couldn't understand most of what she said. So now I just don't talk.
I was born in Seattle and find it hilarious that so many comics have stuff to say about the city. Anywho, loved the accent jokes and the whole skit. Keep it up!
Guys shouldn’t be ashamed of their stretch marks. They should learn to value them just like women do because not all women have stretch marks from giving birth. People shouldn’t feel a shame for having stretch marks. They represent something and usually it’s something to be celebrated.
That’s hilarious! I’m going to suggest my husband does that! But it’s not just having a baby that gives one stretch marks, for me it was my anti depressants. I did not know it was also used as an appetite inducer. I really wished I would have known that before I gained 15 kg (around 40lbs I believe) in a month. It’s not fun to be 17 and have purple striped boobs. Just saying...
When he was talking about loose skin, sadly, I could totally relate! My baby weighed 11 Lbs 1 oz.... and I was only like 105 when I got pregnant! But, i got a tunny tuck when she was 6. The struggle is real! This guy is funny, I like him. I do not think that comedians get enough pay or recognition!!! Anyone agree? They are, after all, ENTERTAINERS, like actors, singers etc. Ty again Drybar 👏🎤
Seattle has one of the highest homeless demographics in the country. The city is in the Top 5. The rents are incredibly high. True, there are wealthy people there too, but the city isn't what it used to be.
My nana has dementia currently and I was laughing so hard at those stories because they're so true. Normally my nana will tell my dad that I was the one that pooped on the floor lol
I just moved out of seattle after 20 years back to my hometown of detroit. I was shocked to find detroit bouncing back. the people around here i find to be way more optimistic than seattle residents. Oh, and my rent is 1/3 what it was in seattle. and i live in a better neighborhood now.
Just don’t drink the public water there. You’d be better off drinking water from Mexico than Michigan. You can say it’s just Flint but I wouldn’t trust it.
@@katiekat4457 This is actually true in a lot of places, including some you might not expect. At this point, it is probably prudent to have your drinking water independently tested if you move to a new place.
I was in Seattle 4 weeks ago...the first time since 1998. I saw a dude on the sidewalk, shooting something in his arm with a needle and syringe, in broad daylight. So...ya, maybe not the official ghetto, but wow, that was disturbing.
Yeah a fair bit of washington and oregon is like that now from what i remember of my last visit. Its like a lot of yuppy areas but large homeless and drug demographic
Lol he nailed the Hollywood southern accent. Hint hint...Leonardo DiCaprio in Django! This guy nailed the accent... I thought he was mimicking the movie when I heard it. But nope, just knows the truth and I’m so glad he called it out. Hilarious! I live in Seattle and he is very accurate about dog massage parlors! Can’t get more liberal then that! Great show!!! I want to see this guy live!!!
@@kandimegahan7844 Wym British or American. For American's you get Don't Touch and for British you get Thou Doth Not Touch. How the hell do you say don't touch in British English?
We lived in Augusta when my husband was stationed at Ft. Gordon, and honestly, I really loved it. Where else can you walk two blocks for amazing Mexican food (Veracruz ftw!) and two more blocks for a shooting range, and six blocks more to your kid's elementary school? I loved how you were close to everything, and yet because of the elevation, you felt like you were in the middle of nowhere, because you could turn onto your street (less than a mile from the junction of three freeways) and be surrounded by trees and mountain.
I live in Georgia and always order unsweet tea. They always assume I'm not southern, but just like all of us weren't born in coveralls with one buckle undone, we don't all eat fried everything or like sweet tea. ;) ordering a bagel and lox while my husband gets a gravy biscuit always gets a look 🤣
Lol I've lived in Seattle my whole life and I can honestly say that there pretty much isn't any ghettos here anymore it's all been gentrified. If someone says a place in Seattle is "ghetto" what they really mean is either A. It is an area with a lot of ethnic diversity or B. It's slightly low income. However we do have a high homeless population and I was homeless for 6 years in Seattle so...there's that...
Lol I work at a dog daycare near seattle and the first couple jokes were far too relatable. Theres a couple dogs that stay weeks at a time, go home for 2 days, just to come back and stay another 2 weeks. They basically pay someone else to own their dog and just visit them once in a while
His timing is better than a lot of people on Dry Bar. Some of his material isn’t funny, but for the most part, he comes back with his delivery. I felt that he seemed a bit nervous, but he’s pretty funny. He just needs a good story to tell to help with flow. Can’t wait to see more of him :)
17:40 FAAATHER? 😂😂😂😂😂 Dude's crazy hilarious, I laughed the whole time. I hope he's going more and more successful, stretch marks and all. And he is gorgeous! 😍😍😍
Yeah, but Tacoma is WAY more ghetto than Seattle, especially Tacoma's Hilltop District. Back in the late 80s, some Hilltop Crips got into a 3-day long gunbattle with Army Rangers from Fort Lewis. The Tacoma PD stayed out of it.
I’m from Texas and we’ve lived in Edmonds, just outside Seattle for 15 years. We love it here but Seattle has really changed a lot due to this homeless, ie heroin problem. It’s scary to go to some of the restaurants down there cause the area is not safe. And road/ traffic issues are just too frustrating to talk about.
It's called the great divide (getting ever larger) between rich and poor. You have millionaires in mansions and people too poor to be able to afford a tent to live in. And yes, tent cities next to dog massage parlors.
Weak argument. Are you having a hard time buy a tent and living.. maybe you should budget. Find out what's a need and a want. If a person's truly wants to change they will find a way; to other than that they want petty and or want to be taken care.
Thank you so much Mr. Anderson. I have not laughed this much in a while!!! No one has ever dogged on Juggalos this hard before. Comparing the gathering to incest. Golden buzzer you you sir.
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"Ate quicker than my skin could keep up with." Hilarious!!!
this is the line that i came to comment on!
Thanks!
Love the way this guy keeps up with the crowd interactions and the jokes, the best 🤣
I was so nervous, and then things started going well and you can see me switch over to like "Okay, NOW I can make fun of the stage."
@@BillyAndersonYT thank you Billy for being an awesome clean comedienne. Laughter is good for my depression😅
Accents: husband is from outside Seattle, I’m from South MS, our children have such confusing accents 😂 our daughter says “Hey ya’ll guys!!”
My parents used to be in the military, and they're military brats themselves, so my accent is like that.
that's great. they're lucky tho, they will understand accents of all kinds much easier than most
😅
She sounds like sloth from the goonies aparently.
Ive never thought of Seattle having an accent although I say the same about the SF Bay Area.
My husband and I talked about faking an accent for our kids then we finally had our first kid and we were so exhausted we forgot 😂
What's really funny is I went to a school where the child sounded like he had a sleepy adult accent.
Whenever I read to my kid, I do a Russian accent to balance out my wife’s Singaporean accent.
For the first three years of life, I spent all my waking hours with my grandparents. I didn't speak until I was three, didn't make a peep, so that my mother worried I was deaf or autistic. When I did begin speaking it was in full sentences with a lowland Scottish accent.
They thought I had a speech impediment when I started school so they sent me to twice weekly speech therapy from kindergarten to grade 4.
My speech therapist was an Italian woman with an accent so thick I couldn't understand most of what she said.
So now I just don't talk.
@@carlosdelgatito2039 😂 that seems about right
@@entertainmenteducates9073 😂
He is hilarious!!! The audience is strange🙄 I just loved it, couldn't stop giggling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was born in Seattle and find it hilarious that so many comics have stuff to say about the city.
Anywho, loved the accent jokes and the whole skit. Keep it up!
My husband has stretch marks on his sides and he told a friend of mine that he was attacked by a bear. SHE BELIEVED HIM! But I love this!
I used to tell people mine were from rabid dogs
i was attacked by a Tiger. just like that comedian Felip Esparza.. funny guy
Guys shouldn’t be ashamed of their stretch marks. They should learn to value them just like women do because not all women have stretch marks from giving birth. People shouldn’t feel a shame for having stretch marks. They represent something and usually it’s something to be celebrated.
I go with knife fight.
That’s hilarious! I’m going to suggest my husband does that!
But it’s not just having a baby that gives one stretch marks, for me it was my anti depressants. I did not know it was also used as an appetite inducer. I really wished I would have known that before I gained 15 kg (around 40lbs I believe) in a month. It’s not fun to be 17 and have purple striped boobs. Just saying...
You had me at "$40,000 in Art School debt and nothing to loose" 🤣🤣😂
I'm so glad I didn't go to art school.
*lose. The only thing they have to "loose" is their wallets!😂💸💸💸
Lose*
I laughed to tears. Great comic. Some subtle humor under the obvious jokes.
Congratulations on quitting drinking! Thank you for speaking so candidly about it!
More! This guy is funny, clean and no crappy misogyny creeped in. What a treasure!
As soon as he said, "Isn't that called petting your dog?", I was petting my dog. 😂
"Father, why do I talka like dis"? This dude is hilarious.
I thought is was Asian accent 😂
At "Daddy was going for Italian," the milk from my cereal went up my nose and I started choking on the cereal. Well played.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dry Bar is my happiest RUclips find.
And the comedy is better than most main stream acts!
I was waiting for the crowd to go bonkers when he said .... tell them to go back to where we came from. Oh well 🤷🏽
It really was the smartest dumb joke I ever heard.
You two are part of the fourth of th crowd they laughs that he spoke of
Utah. Mormons. 😑
That was brilliant 🤣
@@tyronegooch5251 yep they're all dead inside
Wow this guy is inexplicably amazing! Somehow he just keeps changing accents and his focus and landing bombshells in a series! :)
When he was talking about loose skin, sadly, I could totally relate! My baby weighed 11 Lbs 1 oz.... and I was only like 105 when I got pregnant! But, i got a tunny tuck when she was 6. The struggle is real! This guy is funny, I like him. I do not think that comedians get enough pay or recognition!!! Anyone agree? They are, after all, ENTERTAINERS, like actors, singers etc. Ty again Drybar 👏🎤
Bless you hon. Mine was 9 even. Ageed
From one Southern boy to another; "I do declare, great show!"
Bless his heart.
This comment seems to be written in the exact accent that he was talking about, lol
@bob in the west it was done in that accent lol. But great show
@ᎷᏗᏁᏖᏒᏗᏝᎧᏉᏋᏁᏝᎥᎶᏂᏖ Coke not Dr Pepper, hes from Georgia
aah doo duklayuh!
Great set, hilarious. I hope you get another special soon, thanks needed a good laugh!
Seattle has one of the highest homeless demographics in the country. The city is in the Top 5. The rents are incredibly high. True, there are wealthy people there too, but the city isn't what it used to be.
Of course.
A city run by Democrats
What can you expect?
They destroy everything they touch.
They are a freaking plague.
Yeah..btw..isn't Yellowstone park the actual reason why the rent is sooo expensive? or the Pentagon death star?👽🤫
An area with a homelessness problem and a ghetto is not the same thing, though. An area can have both, but he is right, they're two different things.
seattle gonna have the next 9/11
Oscar Alvarez LMAO
Good on you for 110lbs! I just lost 80 over the last 14 months, so RE: stretch marks..... yes. All of this... :)
Congratulations on the weight loss.
Try coconut oil, it really works! I get the jar of it in the food section. So many good uses.
Funny material, great timing, voices, facial expressions. Exceptional!
This comedian is actually funny, hope to see more of his standup
One of my favorite dry bar comedies. So funny
My abdominals hurt from watching you! Don’t stop comedy, please 🙏 You’re amazing!
We lost him a couple years ago. R.I.P. Billy❤😇🙏
This is one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen. 😂😂😂😂 Ty ty ty
This guy is great I love seeing new talent.
Me: *Looks at sea turtle
Sea turtle: *Looks at me
Me: You are my steed, and my friend.
Gabriel iglesias did the turtle joke almost exactly like that in his Hawaiian special
Great!!!! Comedian!!!
... observations from life...result in great comedy...
Hope he has many many years as a successful comedian!!!!
Love this guy, what a great comedian. Thanks!
My nana has dementia currently and I was laughing so hard at those stories because they're so true. Normally my nana will tell my dad that I was the one that pooped on the floor lol
this is hilarious man!!! very impressed
This guy is hilarious! I loved how he made fun of the wicker baskets. His humor was flawless.
I just moved out of seattle after 20 years back to my hometown of detroit. I was shocked to find detroit bouncing back. the people around here i find to be way more optimistic than seattle residents. Oh, and my rent is 1/3 what it was in seattle. and i live in a better neighborhood now.
LMAO!!!! Of course your rent is a third cheaper. Its DETROIT. Who the hell wants to live there?
@@chuckhockey9464 will do thanks for the suggestion
Just don’t drink the public water there. You’d be better off drinking water from Mexico than Michigan. You can say it’s just Flint but I wouldn’t trust it.
Adawg420 Seattle people are all angry that they weren’t born richer! Screw them
@@katiekat4457 This is actually true in a lot of places, including some you might not expect. At this point, it is probably prudent to have your drinking water independently tested if you move to a new place.
He is so funny. "Father...why do i talka likea dis lmfao" the crowd was so lame. He made me laugh so hard i had tears lol
That's Utah for ya...
This joke made me laugh so hard, too.
I've listened to this joke so many times, and it never gets old.. to me anyway
I was in Seattle 4 weeks ago...the first time since 1998. I saw a dude on the sidewalk, shooting something in his arm with a needle and syringe, in broad daylight. So...ya, maybe not the official ghetto, but wow, that was disturbing.
Mayyybe just diabetes? ;)
Heroin
Yeah a fair bit of washington and oregon is like that now from what i remember of my last visit. Its like a lot of yuppy areas but large homeless and drug demographic
That's everywhere now
@@sarahoshea9603 not phx burbs
Hilarious through and through! Thanks for the great set I can’t wait to hear your next set!!
"I didn't even know any Italian so I just went with Mario". 😅
Sounded like Jarjar Binks to me. Would have been much funnier.
I'm all about some blacksmith forged artisanal shivs..😂
To be fair, that could describe almost any shiv.🤣😎
Called a 🔪
As a southern girl, I have to say, there may be 2 accents that he brought up... but there are a few more southern accents. They’re all pretty rough. 😂
He said that they're the ones Hollywood uses :)
There's what I like to call the Waterboy accent. Anyone far enough in the south will know
@Cole Lewis that's called the bayou accent.
That was the whole point of the joke. He said Hollywood thinks there are just two accents, when actually there are many.
He's the funniest guy they've had in a while.
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Such a handsome dude, no matter what you think about his comedy.
You kind of look alike
😅
@@valkyrja-- lmfao omg
Ghettos in Seattle 😂😂😂😂
dude you were freaking hilarious, nice one :D
Omg the ridin seaturtles bit had me in tears! lol 😂 my face legit hurts from laughing so long
Very funny. I'd go see him if he came to town. I love anybody that yells. Makes me feel not so alone in the world.
Lol he nailed the Hollywood southern accent. Hint hint...Leonardo DiCaprio in Django! This guy nailed the accent... I thought he was mimicking the movie when I heard it. But nope, just knows the truth and I’m so glad he called it out. Hilarious! I live in Seattle and he is very accurate about dog massage parlors! Can’t get more liberal then that! Great show!!! I want to see this guy live!!!
I wanted to keep listening. He’s very good! Story teller. And really creative.
Love his smart witty material. Great stage presence. Call me old fashioned but isn't massaging a dog petting? His Southern accent material? Love it!
Thank you so much!
When I was in Venice, in the glass stores, the signs that said to not touch them were only in English.
Venice, Italy? Or California?
🤣🤣🤣
That's because must visitors from different countries speak English. Though the thought of it...
Wait, American English or British English? 🤣🤣🤣
@@KathyAZ Both!
@@kandimegahan7844 Wym British or American. For American's you get Don't Touch and for British you get Thou Doth Not Touch.
How the hell do you say don't touch in British English?
That was brilliant man. Thumbs up from me
Thank you for sharing your experience as a Funny person. God Bless you
When Billy said he brings a lot to the table, I thought he was going to say "like a skin flap tablecloth!" 😝😂
We lived in Augusta when my husband was stationed at Ft. Gordon, and honestly, I really loved it. Where else can you walk two blocks for amazing Mexican food (Veracruz ftw!) and two more blocks for a shooting range, and six blocks more to your kid's elementary school? I loved how you were close to everything, and yet because of the elevation, you felt like you were in the middle of nowhere, because you could turn onto your street (less than a mile from the junction of three freeways) and be surrounded by trees and mountain.
I'm from Tx and I'm literally drinking sweet iced tea rn 😂😂😂😂
I live in Georgia and always order unsweet tea. They always assume I'm not southern, but just like all of us weren't born in coveralls with one buckle undone, we don't all eat fried everything or like sweet tea. ;) ordering a bagel and lox while my husband gets a gravy biscuit always gets a look 🤣
Favourite channel now, clean & hilarious humour . Great channel DRY BAR!
Former roomie was from Houston Texas I asked him if they liked unsweetened tea there being from the mid west. He said " lord no" XD
I am weird for around here liking any tea at all, but unsweetened is a favorite
I'm from the midwest and people like their tea sweet
The comments section is 90% people from Seattle that haven't actually seen ghetto
Have you ever been in a classroom with three teachers one speaking English, one Spanish and ebonics.
No kidding 😂 includin her^^^
Nathan ha
Come visit the hill district in Pittsburgh that’s the hood
Good material,good show I like him.
Dudes funnier than the boring audience lets on.
It's Utah
Kri MD I live in Seattle this is dumb
I think its the delivery.
k
Jay Fabsz hes good
He is hilarious and sounds like Jeff Foxworthy, Matthew McConaughey and Mr Mackey on South Park! Awesome set!
Awesome work! Great to see a fellow Georgian excel, ... super work to represent Augusta!!!
Thank you!
I just realized how accustomed I’ve become to the way the PNW works, because none of this surprises me.
6:19 it's the subtle eye twitches that get me every time!!
Lol I've lived in Seattle my whole life and I can honestly say that there pretty much isn't any ghettos here anymore it's all been gentrified. If someone says a place in Seattle is "ghetto" what they really mean is either A. It is an area with a lot of ethnic diversity or B. It's slightly low income. However we do have a high homeless population and I was homeless for 6 years in Seattle so...there's that...
❤️💜
Used iv drig needles and homeless camps everywhere is the new American ghetto
Go down to the Rainier Valley and hang out pal. Maybe Rainier Beach. It's lovely...
Well, here's a this to match your that...
No like crime drugs and crime and crime
Made me laughed. He is very original.
“Stretch marks and no baby to show for it” Classic 💯🦾🔥❤️🔥 Great Set 😂😵💀
The first dry bar comedian who has commented on one of the backdrops!! I love it!
Lol I work at a dog daycare near seattle and the first couple jokes were far too relatable. Theres a couple dogs that stay weeks at a time, go home for 2 days, just to come back and stay another 2 weeks. They basically pay someone else to own their dog and just visit them once in a while
Doctor(s)!
Like a divorce and dog daycare got custody
SO STUPID
Wow that's nuts. I miss my dog after a few hours at work 😹
Rich people problems....🙄
Can’t believe he lost all that weight! Awesome! Hysterical! Loved! Crowd just roared! 🤪😂
His timing is better than a lot of people on Dry Bar. Some of his material isn’t funny, but for the most part, he comes back with his delivery. I felt that he seemed a bit nervous, but he’s pretty funny. He just needs a good story to tell to help with flow. Can’t wait to see more of him :)
BILLY PLEASE DON'T STOP!!
Being a comedian...
I'll be back at it once the pandemic is over for sure! :)
>gasp!Gasp!GASP!
17:40 FAAATHER? 😂😂😂😂😂
Dude's crazy hilarious, I laughed the whole time. I hope he's going more and more successful, stretch marks and all. And he is gorgeous! 😍😍😍
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣oh my belly convulsions🤣😂🤣thank you for my way of tummy toning and keeping my mood positively uplifted 💞💞💞💞
Funnnny! Timing, delivery, all!!!!!
Loved this guy. Very intelligent. 🤍
Killed it man, very well done :)
Anyone who lives south of Seattle doesn't claim to be from Seattle for reasons such as these
the rumors keep people from ruining the mecca...
Yeah, but Tacoma is WAY more ghetto than Seattle, especially Tacoma's Hilltop District. Back in the late 80s, some Hilltop Crips got into a 3-day long gunbattle with Army Rangers from Fort Lewis. The Tacoma PD stayed out of it.
@@chrisjaybecker hello, thank you!
@@chrisjaybecker The 80s are over 30 years ago. Is there a chance that Tacoma has changed a little over the last 30 years? Seattle certainly has.
Same direction..
"Ricky, take me to the sign shop" 😂😂😂
One of the best comics i've heard in a while .
And you're one of the best comedy fans I've heard of in a while!
I lived in McDonough, GA for a while when I was a kid, about 45 years ago. It was PARADISE! Agusta was The Big City! Those were GREAT days!
i was stationed at Gordon while doing my air force signal training. i thought agusta was a pretty nice town. i liked the rail bridges over the river
Wow I've never heard anyone say that about McDonough. I live near it and it is not... so lovely.
Now is it mcdonough or macdonough... The pronunciation changes depending lol
@@natewelchwr When I lived there, it could be pronounced "Paradise". It was as lovely and quaint as one could imagine.
So many funny topics covered in this, especially all of the accent jokes were so good!
He was so funny. I genuinely laughed.
Absolutely fantastic, laffed so mich 🤣
He’s explained why thousands of kids have ended up sounding like peppa pig
Bit after bit, on point and hilarious 😂
There are not many above average comedians. This guy is well above average.
I’m from Texas and we’ve lived in Edmonds, just outside Seattle for 15 years. We love it here but Seattle has really changed a lot due to this homeless, ie heroin problem. It’s scary to go to some of the restaurants down there cause the area is not safe. And road/ traffic issues are just too frustrating to talk about.
lol, I live in Seattle and feel that Edmonds is not safe. People get shot there all the time. And folks never get shot in Texas:)
@@shamanbeartwo3819 what part of Texas are you living in?
@@artifixtristi3408 - quote, "...I live in Seattle..."
@@shamanbeartwo3819 You said that, quote "...folks never get shot in Texas" and I was wondering where you would have been in Texas to assume that.
@@artifixtristi3408 - You forgot the most important part of that quote - :) Sorry, I'm not up to date on emojis and which one is for sarcasm.
LOL I used to work with Billy and had no Idea he'd become a standup. Dude if you see this Matt from Urban Outfitters says hi!
I visited Seattle last March and, man... It got scary. XD
Tell me more
So sad we lost him. R.I.P. Billy❤😇❤😇❤
He's so adorable 😍😍😍
Loved this comedian's unique style. Very funny the way he speaks about men with stretch marks! And accents!
I lived across the sound from Seattle for a couple of years. Some of the most rude people I’ve ever met were in Seattle.
Yuppppp
When I was in Washington I felt the same. I had to get out of there
You are SOOOO funny. Love your routine.
It's called the great divide (getting ever larger) between rich and poor. You have millionaires in mansions and people too poor to be able to afford a tent to live in. And yes, tent cities next to dog massage parlors.
R Totally. In downtown LA, next to skid row, there’s nothing but organic, vegan restaurants. 😳
Please don't tell us you really care more about the dam dogs...R🤨
@@rocarlosdavis622 Good Lord, wherever did you get THAT impression?
Weak argument. Are you having a hard time buy a tent and living.. maybe you should budget. Find out what's a need and a want. If a person's truly wants to change they will find a way; to other than that they want petty and or want to be taken care.
@@traumazombie3843 MLK: "It's a cruel jest to say to a bootless man that he ought to lift himself by his bootstraps."
Fantastic!
Very good!
Thank you so much Mr. Anderson. I have not laughed this much in a while!!! No one has ever dogged on Juggalos this hard before. Comparing the gathering to incest. Golden buzzer you you sir.
“Dog massage? Call me old-fashioned, but isn’t that called ‘petting your dog?’”