Hawaiian pizza Isn't Hawaiian. Kermet Apio - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2020
  • Hawaiian pizza isn't Hawaiian, and Kermet Apio is here to tell you all about it! Whether it's spam on a pizza or shaking Canadian bacon from the Canadian bacon trees, the comedy stylings of Kermet Apio in his full Dry Bar Comedy special are sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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  • @dk3062
    @dk3062 3 года назад +349

    Forget rewinding. How about waiting for a song on the radio to record it.

    • @yeneydiaz9342
      @yeneydiaz9342 3 года назад +24

      Omg you have to make sure nobody would make a noise, and try not to get the commercials 😂😂

    • @jmanswat2457
      @jmanswat2457 3 года назад +12

      Or waiting for the DJ to tell you what that song was and by whom. I waited weeks and four occurrences.

    • @dk3062
      @dk3062 3 года назад +9

      @@yeneydiaz9342 you had to use a microphone?
      I just had the radio and tape in one so I could record directly

    • @globetrekker86
      @globetrekker86 3 года назад +12

      @D k: Yep. I would stare hypnotically at the radio, just to press stop, not a moment too late, before a commercial comes on. Upon playing back the tape, I would always here the button click at the end of the song, sort of the musical equivalent of “Cut!”

    • @koygoddess7080
      @koygoddess7080 3 года назад +8

      OMG Yessss!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 Just sitting with your sketch book ..just to have something else to do..and a glass of koolaid in front of the radio.

  • @thetruth7729
    @thetruth7729 3 года назад +253

    I love how The Dry Bar has this comedians that, their comedy is not only clean but so funny !!!! So far a haven't seen a single show that has disappointed me or my wife.

    • @Matp78
      @Matp78 3 года назад +6

      I like all comedy

    • @Animebryan2
      @Animebryan2 3 года назад +11

      Wish I could say the same about the comments section. If you can't handle 'profanity', you need to get off the internet & find a bomb shelter to hide in. This world has already evolved past the point where profanity doesn't exist. The words you consider to be profane are no different than the ones that you think aren't.

    • @mircat28
      @mircat28 3 года назад +10

      It's not that they hire clean comics. They hire comics who will sign a contract saying they will meet requirements and not say the following things. Many of those comics swear like everyone else.

    • @emiliadavis8247
      @emiliadavis8247 3 года назад +2

      @@Animebryan2 which is really sad. So much is ok in this world, that shouldn't be.

    • @Animebryan2
      @Animebryan2 3 года назад +5

      @@emiliadavis8247 Like what? Pedophilia? Corrupt politics? Suppression of freedom?

  • @MaryOKC
    @MaryOKC 3 года назад +76

    LOL! 😆. If I could “thumbs up” more than once I would...

  • @Lucky-et8cx
    @Lucky-et8cx 3 года назад +95

    Am 27 from a small village in South Africa. I understood what he said about cassettes coz my village was behind on technology. Just had to throw this out there. 😂

    • @streetwilliams8473
      @streetwilliams8473 2 года назад +1

      What part in SA?

    • @kendradamm1428
      @kendradamm1428 Год назад +2

      I understood what he said because I’m old. 🤣

    • @judyswiderski2682
      @judyswiderski2682 Год назад +1

      When the laughter is over think on Jesus.🙂
      "All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made." John 1:3.
      The him is Jesus, the Word made flesh. [Emmanuel]
      John 1:14.
      What is the dictionary word for God? Supreme Being, Creator.
      John 1:3 cleary states that Jesus is uncreated and the Creator.
      Jesus' first end times warning is, "And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
      For many shall come in my name, saying, I am the Christ, and shall deceive many." Matthew 24:4-5.
      "But though we or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed." Galatians 1:8.
      Jesus said that he is God!
      "Before Abraham was, I am." John 8:58, Exodus 3:14.
      The corrupt Jews wanted to stone Jesus because He called God His Father, making himself to be God. John 10:33.
      "For the Father loveth you because ye have loved me and believe that I came out from God." John 16:27.
      Jesus forgave sins.Mark2:10-12.[Only God can forgive sins].
      He knew His Father as His Father knew Him. John 10:15. [Only God can know as God knows.]
      "Destroy this temple and in three days I will raise it up." [Jesus spoke of His body] John 2:18-22.
      Jesus stated He is omnipresent, a quality of God alone. Matthew 18:20. "Where two or three are gathered in my name, I am in the midst of them."
      "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was and which is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:8.
      Know also, Jesus is fully man. Hebrews 3:3, 7:24, 8:3, and 10:12. King James Bible. He called us brethren. He became our high priest. Hebrews 10! He did a multitude of miracles, brought truth and grace, was compassionate and tender hearted, layed down His life for us knowing He could pick it up again, shed His blood to establish the New Testament, and used His powerful blood to wash our sins away.
      Ask God to send the Holy Spirit to convince you of sins. He will come and bring your sins to mind.
      As He does confess them to Jesus. We are by nature vile sinners. Jeremiah 17:9 unable to save ourselves. He was sinless, the perfect sacrifice.
      When you see your desperate need for a Saviour, cry out to Jesus to save you. He came to save sinners. What deep, deep love. He forgives our sins, washes us clean and heaks the btoken hearted.
      'O the blood of Jesus, O the blood of Jesus, O the blood of Jesus, it washes white as snow.'

    • @livelikeyouredying6735
      @livelikeyouredying6735 Год назад +1

      @@judyswiderski2682 Hey Judy, is that on cassette or 8 track?

    • @judyswiderski2682
      @judyswiderski2682 Год назад

      @@livelikeyouredying6735
      It is out of an amazing book thousands of years old!
      Awesome Word.
      The Authoruzed Version, later called the King James Bible, shows clearly God wants to know you as His!
      The Bible was written by over 40 men of various backgrounds over a span of about 1600 years, written on the continents of Asia, Africa and Europe in Hebrew, Aramaic and Greek, and yet FITS TOGETHER PERFECY TO UNFOLD THE DRAMA OF REDEMPTION.
      The New Testament, taken from the Antioch manuscripts, were written in Greek*. The Old Testament was taken from the Masoretic Text.
      WARNING! The modern bibles are taken from conflicting manuscripts. One has about 30 changes per page. Obviously not from God.
      *A first century verse in Matthew's Gospel, written in Greek was located. There is also a first century copy of 1 John 5:7. It was on display in England at one time.
      Adullum Films Documentary-
      Tares Among the Wheat
      Video.
      Amazing Word.
      There are around 24,000 ancient copies of portions of the New Testament. The abundance of writings of the first four century church theologians could be used to write the New Testament.
      Also there is external evidence of the New Testament. The writings of Tacitus, a Roman historian and Josephus, a Jewish historian support it.
      There are hundreds of perfectly fulfilled prophecies:
      Prophecies fulfilled by Jesus.
      Historical accuracy:
      Prophecy of Cyrus
      Prophecy of the city of Tyre.
      Science:
      101 Scientific facts and foreknowledge. Scientists in ancient times believed there were 1100 stars in tthe sky. Jeremiah 33:22, written thousands of years ago, said they are uncountable. Hubble pictures confirms this. They found clusters of galaxies!
      Another myth is shattered. It is said man first lived in caves. Job 30:5-6, written many thousands of years ago, says those in caves were the outcasts of society.
      Contend for the faith. God said He preserved His word. Psalm 12:6-7.
      Believe Him. Seek His face.

  • @languay1
    @languay1 3 года назад +339

    The ashtray story made me remember the cigarette shaped gum we would buy from the candy truck. Before chewing it, we would blow one end and powder would come out the other end so it looked like we were puffing out smoke. Those were sure different times. That would never fly today.

    • @MEGABOINK65
      @MEGABOINK65 3 года назад +18

      Lmao! memories, then the box of gum cigarettes' 😂

    • @elizabethteska6174
      @elizabethteska6174 3 года назад +18

      They still make them! I got some as a gag gift about 4 years ago. Made me laugh and laugh...

    • @hugofalcon9260
      @hugofalcon9260 3 года назад +7

      I'm 41 and I remember buying the gum from the ice cream truck.

    • @lukewarmwater6412
      @lukewarmwater6412 3 года назад +6

      I bet you can still find them in novelty stores or somewhere online.

    • @justinburgan4184
      @justinburgan4184 3 года назад +13

      Not only did they have Big League Chew gum simulating chewing tobacco they also had cans of beef jerkey shaped like cans of dip. I'm only 35 so it wasn't that long ago.

  • @katiedrew4708
    @katiedrew4708 3 года назад +25

    I remember, "Let's go get some steak and eggs." 2:30 AM was the best time!

  • @dropkickmurphy4114
    @dropkickmurphy4114 3 года назад +197

    As part of the over-40 crowd, I find his observational humor HILARIOUS!

    • @chrismiller5198
      @chrismiller5198 Год назад +3

      10:44 - I too remember when "I don't know" was a perfectly acceptable answer. Simple question, simple answer. Matter closed

    • @arthurweichel5460
      @arthurweichel5460 Год назад +1

      I'm 23 and had a VCR and a tape deck. Ig I'm part of the over 40 crowd too?

    • @AMadd3RHatt3R
      @AMadd3RHatt3R 9 месяцев назад

      Hellz yeaaah!! I was CRYIN'😅😂😂😂

    • @tabaxikhajit4541
      @tabaxikhajit4541 7 месяцев назад

      @@arthurweichel5460 Yes, but just embrace it as long as the videos play. Nothing wrong with being in touch with history. When I read Dickens, I imagine it now.

  • @blueeyeswhitedragon9839
    @blueeyeswhitedragon9839 3 года назад +114

    This guy isn't a comedian...he is a funny philosopher!
    And it helps to have some life experiences to "get it".

    • @jaynestag95
      @jaynestag95 2 года назад +2

      No one ever told me about two 6.30s before😂

  • @SpringoStar
    @SpringoStar 2 года назад +18

    This guy so made my day. Great Comedian! So many tears of laughter. Thank you!

  • @joatkinson04
    @joatkinson04 3 года назад +220

    First time one of my kids saw a vinyl record ..he said "wow look at that giant CD..

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 3 года назад +9

      Yeah computers were bigger back then hahaha

    • @sailordaigurren8225
      @sailordaigurren8225 3 года назад +32

      Going an old floppy disc and my kid saw it, said "cool, someone 3d printed the save button."

    • @avrilraven5499
      @avrilraven5499 3 года назад +17

      That’s what I said, too. But I knew what a floppy disk was. But the first time I saw a floppy disk, I said “why isn’t it floppy?”

    • @axelkusanagi4139
      @axelkusanagi4139 3 года назад +12

      Good that (s)/he knows what a CD is.

    • @actuallyitisrocketscience
      @actuallyitisrocketscience 3 года назад +9

      Remember 8 tracks?!

  • @csarpalace1518
    @csarpalace1518 3 года назад +32

    Omg. Instantly love his comedy. Thank you Dry Bar

  • @harrisjeff
    @harrisjeff 3 года назад +21

    I laughed out loud more than I thought I would, thanks for the giggles Kermet!

  • @whopiddledonyourposttoasti175
    @whopiddledonyourposttoasti175 2 года назад +11

    Love this guy. Must say I've loved all of Drybars comedians. Good clean comedy

  • @danacoleman4007
    @danacoleman4007 2 года назад +43

    I honestly can't understand how I've never heard of or seen this gentleman before today. he is super funny!

  • @messibessi11
    @messibessi11 3 года назад +364

    My boyfriend is from Hawaii and he gets so annoyed whenever people put pineapple on something and call it Hawaiian. So I naturally do it as often as possible

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 3 года назад +17

      "I don't even know why people from Hawaii eat their pizza like that"
      me as a local O.O
      =_=

    • @jaynestag95
      @jaynestag95 2 года назад +2

      That's an Hawi.....pizza....pineapple

    • @lauramalek3128
      @lauramalek3128 2 года назад +16

      Speaking of the love of Spam - I tried to tell a friend who was staying at a 4 star hotel in Hawaii who was disgusted that such a hotel would serve Spam....I was like "Dude, if it's Hawaii they can't BE 4 star if they don't have Spam!"

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 2 года назад +11

      @@lauramalek3128 its funny cause in general people from mainland hate spam and people from Japan are pretty down. so it's on the menu for tourists cause there are Japanese tourists there and mainland tourists don't need to order it if they don't want to. McDonald's at ala Moana has some weird pineapple nonsense that no one but Japanese tourists buy too hahaha

    • @lauramalek3128
      @lauramalek3128 2 года назад +1

      @@Matty80822 For me his comment was even funnier because he is somewhat well travelled internationally, so I'd have guessed he'd know about the whole Spam thing on the islands. 😊

  • @janesekillebrew8774
    @janesekillebrew8774 3 года назад +11

    Wonky knee from doing the dishes..lol 🤣 I got tears from laughing to hard. 😂 That summed up most of my injuries..in my 40s. 🥰

  • @Matp78
    @Matp78 3 года назад +22

    Remember taping music on the radio

  • @sallykrouth5714
    @sallykrouth5714 3 года назад +73

    I love that you're from Hawaii. I'm so old that Hawaii and Alaska became States the year I graduated from high school. I keep up the good work as I love your content and delivery.

    • @sallykrouth5714
      @sallykrouth5714 2 года назад +4

      I hear you brother. Yep, graduated from Gaston High School, Gaston Oregon, with 24 other graduates; class of 1959.

    • @Robert-hr6sh
      @Robert-hr6sh 2 года назад +1

      Iam so old from Hawaii, when I was born Hawaii only had one pineapple....and I brought it with me. No, just kidding. 😣

    • @melvinyoung3474
      @melvinyoung3474 Год назад

      I'm older than the states of Alaska and Hawaii and it quickly became apparent to me to call something Hawaiian it must include SPA.

  • @shannonnichols3415
    @shannonnichols3415 2 года назад +3

    50 yr old here! Love his set! I admit, I am glad we can get info we forgot instantaneously now! But I do have fond memories of mixed tapes for whoever you love that week! And I got super good at splicing video tapes and cassettes that were chewed a little! Lovely days gone by! I don’t think I’d wanna go back, but nice memories…then Dave Matthews & a gal of ice cream! Many blessings!

  • @cUser691
    @cUser691 3 года назад +127

    Making ash trays in school + Walkman + wall phone references= golden. Good pacing Funny comedy

    • @danabarnes4751
      @danabarnes4751 3 года назад +7

      I felt like the only one of those references that wasn't recycled was the school ashtray art project. That's a reference to something I haven't thought about for so long. And I'm 43

    • @cUser691
      @cUser691 3 года назад

      @@danabarnes4751 I can relate Dana..lol

    • @OneWhoDreamsAwake
      @OneWhoDreamsAwake 3 года назад +3

      I miss my Walkman

    • @thespoiledtexan3904
      @thespoiledtexan3904 3 года назад +6

      I remember making an ash tray even though my parents didn’t smoke. It was the thing to do. 😉

    • @cUser691
      @cUser691 3 года назад

      @@thespoiledtexan3904 Was it an ash tray with the slots? LoL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @josephstoutenburgh8612
    @josephstoutenburgh8612 3 года назад +44

    To daughter: "If you don't clean your room, I will."
    Didn't work the first time, but worked every time after that.

  • @davidorourkesr
    @davidorourkesr 3 года назад +52

    I was adopted by a family on big island, he’s on point lol I’m glad this video was recommended!
    Great laughs Mahalo

    • @clicheguevara5282
      @clicheguevara5282 2 года назад +2

      I watching this from the Big Island right now. :)

    • @davidorourkesr
      @davidorourkesr 2 года назад +1

      @@clicheguevara5282 where u stay brah?

  • @BobbiGail
    @BobbiGail 2 года назад +29

    I met Kermit on a cruise ship a few years ago. He is just as kind and fun in person!

  • @FrogDoesLifting
    @FrogDoesLifting 3 года назад +76

    My name is also Kermit so I understand his pain

    • @jakomioftherose2434
      @jakomioftherose2434 3 года назад +7

      Hope you two don't get depressed. So you don't *Kermit* suicide.

    • @SmokeyThePanda_STP
      @SmokeyThePanda_STP 3 года назад +4

      Its not easy being green man

    • @americanpatriot7247
      @americanpatriot7247 3 года назад +2

      Hey, Bro, it's the man that makes the name, not a name that makes the man!! If you are a really decent, great, kind man, the name takes on a special patina. And, green is a great color!...... grin. Have a good one.

    • @jaynestag95
      @jaynestag95 2 года назад

      Ooooh ooooh.....half way up the stairs....enjoy you're name😊

    • @jaynestag95
      @jaynestag95 2 года назад

      @@jakomioftherose2434 good play on words.😊

  • @judemorales4U
    @judemorales4U 2 года назад +10

    Love the bit about work! Also like his animated moves during his jokes!

  • @jerelull9629
    @jerelull9629 3 года назад +64

    When I was a pre-teen, what they call ADD or ADHD was "bored out of my skull".
    BTW, pineapple & spam might be a good pizza combo.

    • @duanewoodbury8314
      @duanewoodbury8314 2 года назад +2

      In the northwest its pineapple and ham

    • @charlottecmanderl4128
      @charlottecmanderl4128 2 года назад

      I have superstreng ad du i hate it case ah ad bit lidt in yoyt head it is exsahsting +my ptds notveasey 2 be me i promille iiìģ

  • @LifesGuardian
    @LifesGuardian 3 года назад +28

    Holy crap. This guy had me going for 45 minutes straight. Kudos!
    I did 4 years outta Pearl Harbor, this guy makes me wanna go back. Gonna be a lot more expensive next time. Last time, all I had to do was join the Navy.

  • @caroliner2029
    @caroliner2029 3 года назад +18

    Great routine! Original and quirky material. Thank you! Australians quite like pineapple on a pizza too, with ham, olives, mushroom, and spicy salami. It's so good on a cold night, especially on the way home at 2am from dancing at a club.

  • @sexitrd
    @sexitrd 2 года назад +2

    Much Aloha Kermet. Thanks for the good old memories as a kid

  • @thecman26
    @thecman26 3 года назад +69

    Dude, spam and pineapple pizza... HELL YEAH!!!

    • @seanA416
      @seanA416 3 года назад +8

      I love spam, I do. But a sweet fruit like pineapple does not belong on a pizza, haha.

    • @flamingpieherman9822
      @flamingpieherman9822 3 года назад +13

      @@seanA416 think of Hawaiian pineapple and the pig smoked in the ground for a luau...they do work together.

    • @rusteshackleferd8115
      @rusteshackleferd8115 3 года назад +11

      @@flamingpieherman9822 yes they do but comparing luau pig meat and Canadian bacon is like comparing beef jerky and a T-bone steak.

    • @sailordaigurren8225
      @sailordaigurren8225 3 года назад +5

      When I was a kid in Australia, we called ham and pineapple pizza "American pizza."

    • @knapsackcat4309
      @knapsackcat4309 3 года назад +2

      Same thing I was thinking. Sounds good.

  • @robertwaguespack9414
    @robertwaguespack9414 3 года назад +36

    I remember going to the doctors office and seeing ashtrays in the waiting room.

    • @caroconga
      @caroconga 2 года назад +3

      I remember being in hospital after an operation and asking the nurse for an ashtray! She brought me one and I enjoyed a cigarette, there, in the four bed ward! Ah, the good old days! 🤣

    • @bporrelli
      @bporrelli 2 года назад +6

      I remember going to the doctor's office and he was smoking! French Gauloises no less.

    • @caroconga
      @caroconga 2 года назад +1

      @@bporrelli 🤣🤣🤣

    • @michaelgeorge595
      @michaelgeorge595 2 года назад

      Same😤

    • @ellariel7457
      @ellariel7457 2 года назад +1

      @@caroconga And in later days, paying the $10-12/day premium for a private room, so I could recover from surgeries whilst smoking to my heart’s content! LOL (yes, I now realize that’s an oxymoron!)

  • @loveslazylapcats4039
    @loveslazylapcats4039 3 года назад +74

    Kermit is hysterical! I laughed my head off - obviously I'm much older than his audience. I got every joke.

  • @kevinmcneill7
    @kevinmcneill7 3 года назад +77

    Wait till you're 72 and trying to put your socks on, growing old ain't for the faint at heart.

    • @lickmyfuckinnuts
      @lickmyfuckinnuts 3 года назад +1

      🤣😂Lol,you should see me doing it standing👍🏻Lol

    • @dianasaur2131
      @dianasaur2131 3 года назад +2

      Is it sit down and bring the foot up or bend over. Been there prior to back surgery... thinking "right is there anything else I should do while I'm down here?"

    • @jaynestag95
      @jaynestag95 2 года назад +2

      I'd rather be older than younger it's a hell of a lot easier being yourself and not caring.😂

    • @deeh6457
      @deeh6457 2 года назад

      @@jaynestag95 Appreciate the sentiment…and your not older enough yet.😹😹😹

  • @joatkinson04
    @joatkinson04 3 года назад +39

    Born in 1971, this guy is truth..!!!

  • @tommunyon2874
    @tommunyon2874 3 года назад +86

    Even further back in time, when non-returnable beer bottles first came out, our art teacher discovered that they could be softened in an oven and formed into ash trays.

    • @Curt100
      @Curt100 2 года назад +2

      My aunt had one, when I was a kid!

    • @denawagner360
      @denawagner360 2 года назад +3

      OH, the creative thinking of the Reuse, Repurpose, Recycle days(or Upcycling if you're selling it)!!! Remember when we used to get paid to recycle instead of having to pay a utility bill for it?

    • @joshpiotrowski3487
      @joshpiotrowski3487 2 года назад +3

      @@denawagner360 remember when the solution to pollution was dilution? Yea those good old days when you just threw garbage in the ocean with no disregard. It was the same time when the acceptable way to get rid of oil was in a post hole in the ground with gravel in it.

    • @denawagner360
      @denawagner360 2 года назад +3

      @@joshpiotrowski3487 I actually got in trouble in Alaska working on ships back in the 90's for refusing to throw 5 gallon buckets of out of date mayonnaise overboard. Had to use unpaid time to scrape it out & wash the buckets & find uses for them cuz I wouldn't just chuck it overboard. Remember it well, still would do it again... If you ever work in seafood production, you see all sorts of things in fish bellies. Batteries, plastic and, oh, fun, used condoms. Gross.. have a hard time eating processed meat now.

    • @PeaceJourney...
      @PeaceJourney... 9 месяцев назад +1

      And the science teachers let us play with mercury in our bare hands😂

  • @TrippyLove417
    @TrippyLove417 2 года назад +4

    Him noticing his hand grabbing his leg to put in the car, bout killed me🤣

  • @bettyhouk8727
    @bettyhouk8727 3 года назад +7

    My stepdad was Italian and he made a pizza 🍕 that was sooooooo delicious! That was in 1953 on the west coast (California ) We never knew about Pizza 🍕 then (at least I didn’t ) I am 83 and you talk about technology zipping along I remember when there wasn’t a space program called NASA ,but I watched the first moon landing and walking on the moon ! (True or not depending on your beliefs) computers were room sized no cell phones and we still had party lines ! Not a party 🎉 like you are thinking 🤨 HOWEVER ELVIS WAS STILL MOSTLY UNKNOWN ! And ROCK ‘N ROLL WAS NEW ! “ l don’t care what anybody say Rock and Roll is to Stay”! And so many wonderful things are in your future young people ! You are loved ❤️and Blessings to Each and everyone of you wherever you are on this Beautiful Planet ! 👍❤️✊🏾👵🏻(my daughter )👩🏻‍🦰🐶😺🖖👽

  • @Sheerkat7
    @Sheerkat7 3 года назад +15

    His daughter rolled her eyes so hard she sprained her forehead. What he said to her made me laugh for half an hour.

  • @scroticle
    @scroticle 3 года назад +5

    In the 60s we made ashtrays in school. There was asbestos in the clay.

  • @dk3062
    @dk3062 3 года назад +15

    We made ashtrays in 80s too. I felt weird making it though because smoking was becoming wrong.

  • @hopedavis760
    @hopedavis760 3 года назад +71

    Great performance Kermit !
    I needed a laugh, nd you were exactly what I needed !
    God bless

    • @Lmy976
      @Lmy976 2 года назад +4

      This guy is so funny.

  • @eb8681
    @eb8681 3 года назад +37

    He is a comedian that should be a millionaire star that is actually hilarious and probably very deserving😂😂🙏🏾

  • @jfilm7466
    @jfilm7466 2 года назад +3

    I bought cassette recorders, VHS and vinyl with the accessories and now my kids know all the historic ways.

  • @bastardwhoreson
    @bastardwhoreson 3 года назад +36

    He should have done the Kermit frog voice and said "here!" During the attendance school talk lol

  • @rocksteady4me
    @rocksteady4me 3 года назад +15

    I recently threw my back out - twice in two months - putting the lid down on the toilet - both times.

  • @NatandGeorge
    @NatandGeorge 2 года назад +18

    He looks exactly like what I'd expect a Hawaiian Kermit to look like!

  • @brainwashingdetergent4322
    @brainwashingdetergent4322 3 года назад +32

    Yup, I strained my back sleeping too... I turned 40 this year! Yaay 😐

    • @ralphwang1434
      @ralphwang1434 3 года назад +2

      Haha I’ve strained my calf in my sleep while 17 or 18 ... at least twice that month 😂

    • @brainwashingdetergent4322
      @brainwashingdetergent4322 3 года назад +3

      @@ralphwang1434 well hell! What’s gonna happen when you turn 40?

    • @thefamilyname1
      @thefamilyname1 2 года назад +1

      It's like a Rite of Passage

    • @brainwashingdetergent4322
      @brainwashingdetergent4322 2 года назад

      @@thefamilyname1 but I thought 40 was the new 30! Someone lied!

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 2 года назад

      Try magnesium supplements. I use to have them and my doctor said to take magnesium.Totally recommend it, it really works.

  • @trappdoob1621
    @trappdoob1621 3 года назад +10

    This dude just made my day bruh 😂😂🙏🏾

  • @jonrolfson1686
    @jonrolfson1686 3 года назад +18

    If you remember when talking loudly and gesticulating wildly while walking down the street alone was seen as strange and worrying behavior - you might be an old person.

  • @ericsmith5826
    @ericsmith5826 3 года назад +76

    HI-(wait for it)-LARIOUS lmfao man this dude is a legend. One of the best I seen. Once I started laughing I could not stop. I need more of his content, somebody hook me up.. btw if you grew up poor under 30 you'll understand all his jokes lmao

    • @Iwasonceanonionwithnolayers
      @Iwasonceanonionwithnolayers 3 года назад +6

      I said this, out loud, to myself, when he said that! I wasn't even looking at the screen and I knew what he was doing.

    • @emiliadavis8247
      @emiliadavis8247 3 года назад +2

      Eric Smith Dwayne Perkins is awesome!!

  • @joatkinson04
    @joatkinson04 3 года назад +42

    Omg I still have hand propelled windows in my car..lol

    • @abbykoop5363
      @abbykoop5363 3 года назад +3

      Me too

    • @IDAHOJAKE
      @IDAHOJAKE 3 года назад +1

      Technically it's hand crank.

    • @christophercothern2354
      @christophercothern2354 3 года назад +1

      Hand propelled.. :') Do you have the fin knobs to engage intra space vortex as well?

    • @joatkinson04
      @joatkinson04 3 года назад +1

      Yeah but I'd had a couple and that was what my brain let me type...Hey but you got the gist..lol..xx

    • @christophercothern2354
      @christophercothern2354 3 года назад +1

      @@joatkinson04 Haha you made the comment section a great place of humor, it was delightful.

  • @tcaves3053
    @tcaves3053 3 года назад +101

    I’m the over 40 gang, I used a bic pen to rewind my tapes

    • @MsDesiree39
      @MsDesiree39 3 года назад +4

      yeppers....lol...been there

    • @88Shinto
      @88Shinto 3 года назад +4

      I did too... and take out the ink tube and top stopper and you've got a pea shooter, balled up paper and spit.

    • @danabarnes4751
      @danabarnes4751 3 года назад +4

      My biggest thing about that joke was the fact that he missed an opportunity to sing tiny pieces of the kinds of songs that he would be skipping over

    • @justinabalos1263
      @justinabalos1263 3 года назад +1

      Yep and have to use little pieces of toilet paper in your tape to record off the radio

    • @ebonibethea8037
      @ebonibethea8037 3 года назад +4

      #2 pencil was my tool of choice😉😉😉

  • @rusteshackleferd8115
    @rusteshackleferd8115 3 года назад +33

    Only about 20% of the way through this and I relate to everything he's saying! 😍😆😍😆😍

  • @jc3694
    @jc3694 3 года назад +15

    Love this guy...probably cuz I’m from Hawaii and old...😒

  • @jaynestag95
    @jaynestag95 2 года назад +10

    55yrs old and I don't care what people think of me😂 I avoid them anyway. It's a time that you realise you made the worst friends when you were younger and you're never going to repeat that. You learn that staying in is the new going out and that hobbies make you happy and content.... lol my tapes ended up in my hand bag and getting them out was a spaghetti treat..... 😁

    • @deeh6457
      @deeh6457 2 года назад

      It was ok for awhile. I have been done w the whole thing since August of 21. I don’t go out to clubs or anything crazy and I am also 58. But if I wanted to then I would. There are things worse than death.And I refuse to carry anything-other than a license.

  • @ponderosapondhomestead4344
    @ponderosapondhomestead4344 3 года назад +10

    I remember making ash trays in public school 🤣🤪

  • @oldrrocr
    @oldrrocr 3 года назад +51

    wait until you are 65 and retired. You're invisible to EVERYONE ... except scammers.(your new best friends)

  • @BesmaKacemsmile
    @BesmaKacemsmile 3 года назад +57

    I m in my late 20s and I so relate to every single one of his 40s joke😅

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 3 года назад

      makes me feel old too

    • @christophercothern2354
      @christophercothern2354 3 года назад +1

      I'm fixing to be 30.. we caught wind of all the culture before it shifted.. glad people are more conscience, but I would be more so if they used less judgement against one another as they did in those days.

    • @jmanswat2457
      @jmanswat2457 3 года назад +1

      I'm 31 and now my back hurts from just sleeping too! Doesn't seem to matter if you were fit or lazy. My parents even laugh at me when I tell them about it.

    • @dropkickmurphy4114
      @dropkickmurphy4114 3 года назад

      How?

    • @jakesgenuineanarchy5955
      @jakesgenuineanarchy5955 3 года назад +3

      I’m 14 years old, I still relate, I have the soul of an old man I swear.

  • @smbrowning578
    @smbrowning578 2 года назад +2

    This guy is great! Telling my age here...
    I have an antique console record player/stereo radio unit. When my granddaughter (bd 1999) saw the vinyl records, she exclaimed "That's the biggest disc I've ever seen! " 🤣

  • @mikemccown1766
    @mikemccown1766 2 года назад +9

    I’m over 40 I got the whole show, hilarious! Go Kermit go go frog boy

  • @cathleenromento6275
    @cathleenromento6275 3 года назад +7

    Listening to all your flashbacks. Them good times! I too had a Walkman and members only jacket.

  • @sharonbartlett2651
    @sharonbartlett2651 2 года назад +3

    This is the funniest person I have heard so far on Dry Bar 😂. He had me rolling. I was laughing so hard about the parenting that I paused it and called my friend and told that she and her husband needed to watch it. Laughter is indeed good medicine 😂

  • @GBfanatic15
    @GBfanatic15 3 года назад +16

    the ADD jokes though...I'm literally watching this while playing a game XD

  • @alanmacification
    @alanmacification 3 года назад +7

    In Canada, where the Hawaiian pizza was invented, we use ham not " Canadian bacon " because , A) There is no such thing as " Canadian Bacon " .

    • @rustylee1836
      @rustylee1836 3 года назад

      Yeah that's what we use everywhere. Since that's what Canadian bacon is.

    • @alanmacification
      @alanmacification 3 года назад

      @@rustylee1836 In the US, Canadian bacon can mean almost any kind of spiced ham loaf or " round " other then streaky bacon.

    • @rustylee1836
      @rustylee1836 3 года назад

      @@alanmacification Yeah. Ham. That's what we both said. Canadian bacon.

  • @subj3kt172
    @subj3kt172 3 года назад +25

    5:42 Waving like Kermit the Frog doesn't help your case...

  • @danr5239
    @danr5239 2 года назад +2

    The Part about him hurting his back while sleeping I almost fell off the chair from laughing because that’s exactly how I hurt my back

  • @SingingThruLife
    @SingingThruLife 3 года назад +6

    Ha ha!! Ashtrays in art class...we did that!!!

  • @venadomiller3824
    @venadomiller3824 3 года назад +5

    I'm 24.. caught every reference especially the Walkman and trying to find the song on the cassette. Funny stuff. Lovely show

  • @coltondavis9125
    @coltondavis9125 3 года назад +18

    "Anyone else remember when 'I don't know' was a perfectly good answer?"
    FINALLY!!!! SOME WHO THINKS THE SAME WAY AS ME!!!
    Seriously. While watching a movie, my dad will ask "What other movie does that actor play in?" I always say "I don't know" then, he asks the exact same question 50 more times before the movie ends...

  • @jasimenmetcalf1870
    @jasimenmetcalf1870 3 года назад +10

    I made a few ashtrays in art class 😂😂😂

    • @jessicae5653
      @jessicae5653 3 года назад +3

      I made one in Sunday school at church

    • @jasimenmetcalf1870
      @jasimenmetcalf1870 3 года назад +2

      @@jessicae5653 lol okay that is epic 😂😂😂

    • @GMAMEC
      @GMAMEC 2 года назад

      It’s hard to believe that just about everyone, including non smokers, had an ashtray.

  • @StrawberrySebastian13
    @StrawberrySebastian13 2 года назад +2

    Im 22 y/o, and I remember cassette tapes, CD players, the first ipod touch, and the chalk-like candy cigarettes that were the number one cause of all my cavities as a kid lol

  • @MsFunology
    @MsFunology 3 года назад +6

    Oh God, I'm crying on "I will fart on your neck" and "the bra comes off. We can't go anywhere".😭😂

  • @lisag2815
    @lisag2815 3 года назад +19

    9:30 is the new midnight, oh yeah!

  • @catherined6960
    @catherined6960 Год назад +1

    You are so fantastically funny. Love the deadpan delivery and physical comedy. I'm 51 and got every one of those jokes.

  • @ProfMcGonaGil
    @ProfMcGonaGil Год назад +3

    I need these man to read audiobooks. He has a great voice!

  • @RadostinVelchev
    @RadostinVelchev 3 года назад +13

    According Kemet's theory I got the 40's transition when I turned 35 :)

    • @jmanswat2457
      @jmanswat2457 3 года назад +1

      @ 31 right here😅😭😭😭

  • @passtheparcel2007
    @passtheparcel2007 3 года назад +4

    To get the tape back in the cassette. Use a pen an blow across the tape, this holds it in position while u wind it back in..

  • @sallykrouth5714
    @sallykrouth5714 3 года назад +1

    I'm 79 and I made ashtrays in school which I took home and gave to my mother. And I thought I was a very good macaroni artist. Which I insisted needed to be on the refrigerator until the macaronis sort of dried up and started to fall off the paper. Also made a lot of snakes rolled out clay into long ropes. We also used the snake like clay layering it around and around making it a little bit taller with each wind until we had a somewhat lopsided small bowl. But there was progress because in freshman art class I made a small panther. Small compared to the larger model that you could buy in a local store and place on top of your console TV/ record player. Having one of those glossy Black Panthers on the top of your TV steam to be the fashion of the time. LOL

  • @lindakingshields1126
    @lindakingshields1126 3 года назад +2

    Great Job Kermet!! Great Back Drop Dry Bar!!!!

  • @TheFrenchPug
    @TheFrenchPug 3 года назад +7

    How depressing to go from Hawaii to Sesttle. You gotta have a good sense of humor!

  • @silviasieloff9338
    @silviasieloff9338 3 года назад +16

    LOVED YOUR OVER FORTY JOKES!!! I IDENTIFIED WITH THEM ALL. SO ON POINT. THEY NEVER TOLD US, THAT OUR BODIES WOULD ONE DAY, TRY TO KILL US... 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

    • @deeh6457
      @deeh6457 2 года назад

      You too!! I thought it was just me😹😹😹😹

  • @jasonayres
    @jasonayres 2 года назад +1

    I did make a clay ashtray at school as a boy, too.
    Forgot about that.
    I felt so happy about accomplishing something 😄

  • @maggiejimenez45mj
    @maggiejimenez45mj 3 года назад +5

    I will be 49 this year! Man I can so relate to his whole skit!!😵😭😂

  • @charlottehatch6696
    @charlottehatch6696 3 года назад +5

    Kermet Apio is sooo funny. This crowd is sucky. I feel bad for him because he is very humorous and very clean. Not crude or borderline inappropriate.
    Dry bar audience once again disappoints. Platform is good idea.

  • @Arthur.H.Studio
    @Arthur.H.Studio 3 года назад +8

    Funny dude! Honestly had me laughing over and over.

  • @steverobinson4199
    @steverobinson4199 3 года назад +8

    Lol it's so true what he says about after 40.... today I went to the store in pjs and slippers! 🤣

    • @caroliner2029
      @caroliner2029 3 года назад +4

      That's my outfit for putting out the bins after dark on bin night.😁

    • @deeh6457
      @deeh6457 2 года назад

      Yeah Steve but you didn’t have a bra to take off!!😅

  • @alfr1
    @alfr1 3 года назад +5

    Mahalia Jackson concert, 1971. I've been to my health club twice, once to sign up and once to renew.

  • @tinamurphy3572
    @tinamurphy3572 Год назад +1

    LMAO, actual tears streaming! 🤣

  • @scouto.5781
    @scouto.5781 2 года назад +1

    This guy is so funny. Tape recorders & ashtrays...you gotta love it.🤣🤣

  • @hawaiigirl8089
    @hawaiigirl8089 3 года назад +3

    I love this guy! I grew up in Oahu

  • @lillygardens1
    @lillygardens1 3 года назад +6

    Love this guy!!!! So funny!!

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 3 года назад +38

    Bacon spam is delicious. I also love to cut spam up into little fries and fry them. Spam fries 😋

    • @alfr1
      @alfr1 3 года назад +1

      Sis wants Turkey Spam; I can get it to her but I gotta send a pack of 6.

    • @brainwashingdetergent4322
      @brainwashingdetergent4322 3 года назад +3

      SPAM FRIES!!!!

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 3 года назад

      brah I grew up on spam musubis but you are a savage sir. need rice fo da salt

  • @williama2349
    @williama2349 3 года назад +16

    The part about him hurting himself doing mundane things is something that happened to me since I was 10. I was able to exercise and do rigorous things as I did wrestling and lacrosse, but I could pull a muscle folding laundry.

  • @KOOLBadger
    @KOOLBadger 2 года назад +1

    He is a spectacular!!! I loved this show!! I am 58 so I knew what all his jokes ment!! You the Best!

  • @Cassandra_Loveday
    @Cassandra_Loveday Год назад +1

    I made an ashtray in my “plastic works” class. A double whammy. Definitely something you wouldn’t see today 😂.

  • @mimim7026
    @mimim7026 9 месяцев назад +1

    Macaroni bong 🤣🤣🤣
    My college pals and I made bongs from vacuum cleaner attachments, fresh produce, an aquarium pump, personal protective equipment, and the kitchen sink (literally), but never a pasta product.

  • @gillifish
    @gillifish 3 года назад +8

    I tweak my back sleeping every fricken night

  • @TKO593
    @TKO593 3 года назад +3

    He forgets that a 30yo was born in the 90’s. Cassette tapes were for the poors. CD players were only for the rich. They would flex on you with there bass boost.

  • @dougrobinson8602
    @dougrobinson8602 3 года назад +4

    So if anyone here wants their kid to be a comedian name them after a Sesame Street character. Personal favorite-Oscar. Bonus points for Odd Couple tie-in.

  • @LITRLG0D
    @LITRLG0D 3 года назад +4

    considering pork and pineapple are both pretty famous Hawaiian ingredients, it makes sense to call it Hawaiian pizza.