A Cardigan Is The Perfect Police Repellent. Mike Goodwin - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 19 май 2024
- A cardigan is the perfect police repellent, or at least that has been Mike Goodwin's experience. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Mike Goodwin, mike breaks down everything from his iconic cardigan, to the ridiculous nursery rhymes we teach to our children. Whether you're someone who is trying to avoid the police, or someone who is living in a shoe, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Mike Goodwin is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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"It's Police Repellent." They're laughing but I don't think he's joking.
It can be both. He's finding humor in his struggle.
You can still express your daily struggles in a comedic style.
The best jokes are steeped in irony. 👍
Definitely not joking 😂
@@RoosterFire Bruh, the guy is at a stand-up comedy venue, not at Oprah Winfrey.
It's been a while, but I first met Mike when he was a mentor in a college organization that I joined. What you see here is really how he is. He is the real thing. Proud to see him on this stage.
Is senior your last name?
@@jocomfiresin6982 No
What a nice comment.
He's hysterical!!!😂
Just saw him on AGT. I knew i recognized him from Drybar💯
''freedom blinds, I have a dream drapes, civil rights curtains'' ... killed me 😂🤣😅
This act is well crafted. Somebody mentioned in the comments that he was funny without a bunch of cursing. I didn’t even notice he didn’t curse until I read that comment. That speaks volumes.
I don't think this channel has cursing.
Check out Brad Upton he's good and no swearing.
Christ his voice is like melted butter
Absolutely mesmerizing voice.
Panty dropper voice haha🤣💋💋💋
With a touch of honey?
He makes Barry White sound like Kermit being pushed through a meat grinder. Dude is ASMR personified.
Sound like Candyman
"Watcha not gone do" is perfectly acceptable instruction from a mama or a grandmama.
Whatchanotgondo is split one word, into four separate words in your future RUclips comments.
@@lareh5501 🤣😂
Wa
Amen
Yes! I was Queen of WYNGD @work.😂😂
"Pookie can't be a branch manager at a bank." 😂😂😂
"Right this way, Dr Junebug will see you." 🤣🤣🤣
ew
This is the kind of humour I really love; gentle, conversational delivery, sashaying from one scenario to the next and always making you laugh with the absurd punchline that isn`t really a punchline, but a truth. A quirk of the eyebrow, a roll of the eyes, a droll smile. Superb! Thank you Mike Goodwin.
I appreciate it. thankyou
Great comment! Exactly 💯
Yes. Not enough of this. It’s not necessary to always be on the edge of social propriety to laugh and have fun.
Stunning tight rope act. Very well performed and brilliant material that’s been starting at us all our luves. 😂
@@sophieoshaughnessy9469 yea, it's much better to retread the same tired old "white people do this, black people do that" jokes we have heard a million times. Give me a break with that nonsense. I feel bad for you that you cannot appreciate comedy that isn't overly predictable and safe. You're prolly a real bore, lady. I bet your idea of rebelling is wearing white pants past September or pairing red wine with fish.
I would like to add that you don't have to be a rebel or vulgar to be funny, but you do have to be original and creative. There are plenty of clean comics that are as funny as more edgy ones, such as Jim Gaffigan. This guy in this video was a stale cliche of a comedian. Don't get me wrong, it's serviceable, but it isn't good.
I love the comedians who set up jokes independent of each other but brings them up at perfect times to complement new material he does it so smoothly and makes the connections very seamless in the delivery
Its referred to as a "call back"...Dave Chappelle is the king of this.
@@jordanmccall1 thank you 😊
Part of a new improved comedic story teller. He's already funny, but making the first joke part of the last joke keeps you invested into watching his entire comedy story telling routine.
I’ve often heard it referred to as a “running gag”.
simplicity is genius. I enjoyed this so much!
He dressed like a member of Boyz to Men from their first album Motown Philly...great police deterrent 😂😅
Lol, you just let a secret , they don’t know
Broooo😭
😇
I was thinking where have I seen his 'look' before !!!
he's the right age too..clearly grew up on them
I love these shows, no swearing, no ugly stuff, no shaming, just good old humour.
💯🤣
Absolutely!
Absolutely
Yes!!!
And stolen jokes
Whatyounotgonedo is deny Pookie the chance to be a bank CEO. 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
EW
"Her pants said yoga, her butt said 'McDonald's'" LMAO
👍
😂
the look on the ladies face while her husband was laughing made it even better
@yellowleaf 22:39
😂🤣😂
This dude... isn't gold. He's flippin' platinum.
Straight rhodium
I laughed so hard tears were constantly rolling down my cheeks! Love this guy's comedy!
@@KayKay0813 Yeah, this dude is awesome.
OMG so original and funny you are!
He’s genius.
Never heard him before,can’t get enough now! Relatable,hysterical,and no foul language
He had me laughing from start to finish. My family's from the south and the nicknames are so true. I was working on my family tree and asked my father about the names of his aunts and uncles on his father's side and he only knew their nicknames one aunt's nickname was Toe and the other was Foot. Real talk. The mystery continues.
I had an aunt Tree.
This dude is a master class in delivery and timing. Absolutely perfect.
Yaaazzzz
absolutely.
His material is really well written too, All the jokes connect
Absolutely! Sharp, well-phrased. Really enjoyable all around.
Yeah that's the dry bar effect
He has a smooth yet confident stage presence. Guys a natural and has great call backs and joke set ups. I could his flow all day.
And his voice is smoother than smooth
The callbacks are great!
Nice to see something new, dude is on point. Awesome!
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Wat-chu-not-gonn-du is say this man doesn't understand proper comedy structure
Lmao! I’m his daughter! I was the family translator for my little brother when he was growing up I was the only one who could decode it 😂 literally would call me to the living room just to figure out what he was trying to communicate. I still have to translate for him because he’s quiet and doesn’t like to repeat himself or says it again just as quiet 💀
Are you really?
Your dad is really funny. I listen to Drybar to and from work. We all need a good laugh everyday.
This guy is awesome. I don’t mind comedy that gets crude some of the time, but this here was straight up wholesome and had me laughing harder than most. Mike pulled me in with the stories and hit home with the punchlines. I like this guy. I will look for more of his stuff.
Totally agreed! I think it takes more wit and intelligence to do it without crudeness.
The crude 'comics' aren't funny.Just twisted. This is good humor
You guys don't have to be rude in order to enjoy your version of comedy 🤷♂️
Funniest comedy is dissecting language. Our language and how we use it is an endless source of absurdity. He is so good at returning to his previous jokes. Perfect execution.
great comment. I've felt so silly explaining some expressions to my kid. It's raining cats and dogs jeez
Bravo, Sir! You are hilarious! Thanks for giving me some great laughs today!
“These are my three friends, Shadrach, Meshaq, and Abendigo. They’re firefighters.” 😂😂
He got the name wrong tho lol. It’s abednego. Not abendigo.
What I meant to say is “many people do, but it’s a moot point.”
I fainted 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I laughed so hard at this one!!! I had to explain it to my non-religious friends tho then they got it lol
That took me straight out🤣🤣🤣
I love his comedy, clean, no profanity and you still have laughs!!🤣😂
It’s fascinating how calm he looks while cracking the funniest jokes
Sometimes I think people who can do that are the funniest. Mike is spot-on hilarious!!
I’ve seen this many times and it never gets old. Mike is genuinely hilarious and I LOVE the “police repellant” thing 🤣
This guy knew his audience and played them like a fiddle. His confidence was through the roof. Loved every minute!
💕
When Morgan Freeman gives up the job as the voice of God....this guy needs to apply.
Just like James Earl Jones , He Has A Deep Voice .
Nope. Miley Cyrus has him beat lol
Yes!!! He's got a great voice!
OMG! You are so funny! 😂💕
Its not just a voice thing.. God really needs to allow you to mock him
Why isn't this guy more widely known? Love comedy without all that profanity. Awesome comedian.
I agree 100% with that. You can be hilarious without being crude.
Hilarious. Pure comedy with no need for profanity or vulgarity. Top notch.
This comedian is really good. He sure knows how to develop a theme and get plenty of jokes from it.
E
Yup. His tags and callbacks are solid.
Racist
Yes, and when he opens his eyes wide and looks around the audience, that look even makes me laugh.
@@DeliciousNavy ok, confession is good for the soul they say so.... You want to talk about your racism?
“I’d rather have cookies, than abs”
As I sit in the bed watching on my phone, while eating Oreos.
We could be friends
Ah...that's the life bro.
Subway cookies for me.
As I read your comment and look at the cookies sitting on my belly.
What? Am I supposed set em on the bed? Sheesh.
Mike has such a suave and elegant style. Amazing voice and change in tones.
You can't just listen to this. You've gotta watch it. His mannerisms and facial expressions add so much.
Rare gem, comedy without vulgarity these days is truly magical. You the genius!
Yaaaazzzzz 😊
It got a little risqué. But he kept it decent. Respect.
He is military btw
Eh I've always hated on the curse free comedy since the days where bill Cosby was the king of it... He made my objection even stronger. So if you mean curse words as vulgarity then I'm down to fight you.
@@jocomfiresin6982 take time to relax. You deserve it.
@@marlonc1000 ... can we fight to the death? That's what relaxing me... Just a good old fashion white knuckle street brawl... You gonna need a lot of people though... I don't go down easy. I am not the strongest or the fastest of guys but I can take a punch like a wild bull.
In saying that I quite liked almost all of the drybar comedy I'm just not a fan of the opposition to cursing. It's a form of expressionism. It's an evil act to attempt to stifle oneself or others.
I love intelligent humor like this. No cursing, etc., just smart, funny observations. This is my first time seeing this comedian and now I'm going to go search for more!
Me toooo
Me Threeeee... lol
ya ..entire channel filled with this ...its not rare at all ..nothing to be amazed over :P
What wrong with "dirty" humor ? it offends you ?
Lol ..people get offended now a days over anything. It doesn have to be dirty at all anymore.
This man is a STAR!
Yeah I noticed a few "thumbs down", I don't get it, he was super funny and didn't have to resort to "gutter humour" super funny
I'm just listening to Drybar for the cleanliness of the jokes. And they're always good ones. Well done, Mr Mike, by the way.
Yes, they are my favourite comedy folks. 😊
I don't enjoy crude humour at all.
Same here bro. I just discovered it today.
Deo gratias
Wow, in my seventy three years I have paid enormous amounts of money to watch a comedian and not laughed a quarter as much as I did in this. I might watch Jimmy Fallon and other hosts if they had this guy on. Or maybe I’m just too old. I wish this talented man the very best!
He and his family good friends of mine, I'll be sure to tell him!
@@IamTiaB REALY?🤔
@@yaasikasa17 YESSSSSSSSS! LIKE LITERALLY WATCHED HIS BABIES BOTH GROW UP...He not famous 🙄 😒 why is it hard to believe I know them 🤔 that's so weird. I'm in Mary J Blige documentary on Amazon prime...YOU would be surprised who I know...now my brother...he's famous Mike is not! Carry on
Hey Wesley I let Mike know today. He said thank you so much he needed that!
No, you're not too old. I'm young and I loved his set more than all these other guys being too much and cursing so much.
"Once I pay for registration, I need some results." lol.
😏😏👍👍
My kids are like “my bad”! 😒
That line killed me 😂
“If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?”
- Vince Lombardi
This man should narrate children's books. It would be hilarious :)
😂😂😂
He has a really nice voice, too! ❤️
I really like his voice & he's absolutely hilarious. I could listen to him all day.
Omgosh!! I haven't laughed this hard in awhile😣 but he had me CRYING WITH LAUGHTER, THANK YOU!!!!😂🤣🤣🤣
He's in Utah dropping biblical jokes, he knows his audience
Or he's from the south. Either way. He's golden.
@@jorgedasilva7665 indeed, we all have something in common
@Michael Lopez Joseph Smith was called a prohet, dum dum dum dum dum
@Michael Lopez Latinos worship Mary as their savior not Jesus.
@@jorgedasilva7665 Or he's Christian....but facts.
Comedy gold has been struck. Get this guy a second and third set please!
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I'm with you on that
This is just police repellant😂💯
This guy is truly funny. Also his body language, facial expressions and timing is part of his humour, not just his jokes. Very talented.
He's so good! Loved the delivery and storytelling and repetition of "what you not gone do is"
I love that he's smiling the entire time you can see he's having fun with the audience
And hopefully he's not going to die while he's doing what he loves!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's like he's having a funny conversation with friends he hasn't made yet.
I love how he goes back and mix the current joke with the last one
Whatchu not gone do is have me in a room with Dr.Junebug.... that's Stanky mama...lol
They all come full circle ! And to me that is genius 😂💖😂
I noticed that too. "You got to see the old woman in the shoe"
Superb! Where is HIS Netflix special!!!?
@@Braedenfish late reply but he's too clean for Netflix, unfortunately
Man...he is REALLY REALLY GOOD. 1am and its pouring rain outside and I'm literally laughing up a storm.
12:22 It's raining, it's pouring
His jokes are intellectual/insightful. I very much enjoyed this! :)
😂 I've never heard of Mike Goodwin before. I'm glad this popped up in my recommendations tonight. This was hilarious
I would see him in AGT then he started popping up on my youtube
Me too.
@@dreameryoung38 umm ... what is AGT?
@Chicagorilla312 Same here... I just LOVE Him! He's soooo hilarious! 😂❤
@@PADS62 America's Got Talent
Ain't no "Pooky" as a branch manager
😂
😂
Thats Stanky mamas doctor, no thank you..🤣
No but you can see “Peanut”
Pookie.
Listen to the song “Pookie” by Aya Nakamura though
Hilarious and not an ounce of vulgarity, love it!
This entire set was really funny, the thing on nursery rhymes was gold
Intelligent humour. Very rare. Hope to see more of you.
You must be one of those furry creatures that was 'let out of the bag'?
*Great voice for an audiobook*, good set!
Agreed!
Lol it is. I couldn't close my eyes and imagine it because that's a manlaw so I just agreed with you lmao.
Admit it turns you on don't be shy 😂
@@mrbrowz1000101 hahaha
This show is as good as any comedian I have ever seen. Could watch this guy every day.
We need more guys like him. We should all be able to laugh at our differences. That’s how a real dialogue starts.
As fellow comedian Mike James said: "if we can laugh together, we can live together."
"Yeah, they're firefighters."
🤣😂👍
That's the only joke I didn't get - why is it funny?
@Chris Gray - I didn’t either, so I asked my Christian friends. Those three guys were asked to bow down to the King, but they refused and were thrown into a furnace. Folks saw four men in the fire. Jesus was with them, and they emerged from the fire unscathed.
@@dragonfish888 -
Yes! Thank you for your quick response.
6:28 Bible names
@@dragonfish888 thanks! I’d heard of the three names but didn’t know that story (or had forgotten) I’m surprised most of the audience knew that and laughed, it certainly went over my head.
- “Skibop-bop-bop Boop-bop Diddy!”
- “Michael needs a recording contract”
YOUR A TALENTED COMEDIAN WHEN YOU CAN DO AN ENTIRE BIT WITHOUT CURSIN' & STILL BE FUNNY 🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 THIS BROTHA WAS SOLID ✊🏽
And without vulgarity!
@@luxehousehomeshorttermrent1462 ...ABSOLUTELY
Lmao I love the joke about your daughter translating a brand new language
Saw this guy live years ago while on vacation. Laughed so hard I embarrassed my date. Not with that guy anymore. 💕🐝
But at least you enjoyed yourself.
It's good you're not with him. Gotta find someone who will laugh hard with you and love you for it
He didn’t deserve that fun or you
@@summydots I also agree. He wasn't worth it.
Lol.
Loved your humor, you picked the right line of work.
Whatchanotgondo*
@@MichaelGray-dq7gy bruh
@@b1rd704 Michael say Whatchanotgondo is spell it wrong 😭😭😭
No no. WhatCHUnotgondo … 😂
True spelling: Whachunahgowndo
Oh my gosh, he hilarious... That bit about, "they died doing what they loved" that actually made me snort as I laughed... Very clever man.
One of the funniest comedians ever. And family friendly.
The companion expression to “the cat’s out of the bag” is “never buy a pig in a poke”. They both go back to medieval times and refer to buying piglets at the local market place. If the buyer wasn’t wary and bought a pig in a sack, or poke, without checking the contents, they risked finding out later they’d been tricked when the “cat was out of the bag”.
I enjoyed the lesson is phrases. Thank you.
start a RUclips channel for this please
Thanks for sharing! I love etymology.
Cool to know. Thanks! 😎
lol thank you. I remembered some of this but not the whole thing.
Man, when he got to the "when somebody dies cause drug abuse you don't say..." This guy has talent.
Absolutely!😂
He just proved you don’t need a bunch of profanity to be HILARIOUS! He’s great!
Mike G....Love your humor!!! You kept it clean and fun. You stayed clean and just delivered good entertainment. A highly appreciated comedy performance. Best wishes on your career.
Mike is a master of the comedy pause, use of his expressions and his voice!
Timing is impeccable.
I nearly chocked on my juice when he said “she’s probably in a big crack house in the sky” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Choke
Not
Chock... check
. . . died doing what she loved. 🥰😂😂😂
@@baldnblack3664 he eats Chalk
I almost stopped breathing
Yea he was brilliant. No extra stuff just nice and calm comedy with out any jumping around and hollering and every joke hit. Excellent!
Mike is brilliant, his delivery, his timing, the tonality of his voice his material and how he loops it all together is just fine! Thanks Mike for a really good laugh and what’syounotgonado is stop doin!
Very clean, funny comedy! It's refreshing to hear!👍
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This is one of the best comedians I have ever heard.
Yes, he really develops a connection with the audience and his timing is right on. A lot of comedians stand there and yell jokes at the audience and fill every second word with a swear.
He is really really good. A brilliant man and super charming.
I love this! Had me in tears.
Especially the nicknames part
He's so likable! His delivery is great. And you have to love his dress sense. Police who stop him must think to themselves, "What we have here is a real-life nerd. Whatwearenotgonnado is to suspect he did anything bad."
This man single handedly brought back cardigan 🔥
Shopping now
Got 2 in my arsenal.Keep one in the car for repellant.
Shalom Family, I already know y'all Brothas, cuz I was thinking the same thing. B1
Impeccable timing and perfect inflection! LMAO!!
I know! I liked it when he let the audience conjure up a picture in their mind of what everyone in the room knew he was about to say next. lol.
😅🤣😅 This Guy is a Freakin Genius.. Unbelievable 👏🏾 🤌🏾✊🏾👍🏾💪🏾
My sentiments to his mama about looking for spelling of words...I tell my legacy the same exact thing!!! Love the calm commonality laughter, the language gestures, types of material for the house/neighborhoods AND esp the GS frozen cookies!!! Look forward in seeing more of these flows of laughter medicine ❤
He was the comedian at our network council in Utah. He’s just the best!!!
He's wearing the cardigan because that's exactly how Clark Kent would dress.
And he's wearing glasses too! Maybe his secret identity IS Superman 😁.
They never say he couldn't be a dude of a higher melanin complexion. He is most definitely built like superman...
Clark Kent wore a suit & tie. The iconic logo came out from behind a dress shirt, not a cardy.
The B stands for Black Man
@@InservioLetum I know that. It's a joke. He's huge and said he doesn't work out! It was leaked/announced that very day that DC was in the process of finding a black actor to portray supes. Oh yeah, and did I mention that it was a joke?
"I'd rather have cookies than abs". Best line in the show! i coild watch this guy all day. Hilarious and his delivery is spot on!
"What you're not gonna do is talk to me with no pants on"🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
“Who is skinning cats? ... I guess the dude with a bag full of cats, that’s who” 😂😂😂
Before the skinning he'd better make sure he has room to swing the one taken out
I think that's the best comedian I've ever heard on dry bar. Every joke landed, nice job!
Try mark poolos and tell me. He's on dry bar too
Amazing comedian! Talked about himself and things that seemed funny to him but unlike a lot of ok comedians, he made it completely relatable! I'd definately pay to see him again!
5:09 “The word Plantation makes me shudder.” 😬
Lmao-- ‘ so I don’t fit the description’ I almost died laughing
" I never fit the description "😂
Cause it's not a black guy in a hoody
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@@fourq2049
Because HE'S not a black guy in a hoodie
No you didn't - shut up!
Pure beautiful comedy 🎭 Netflix get this man a show ASAP . We need this world wide
Yes totally agree👍
Amen
Love Mike Goodwin. I thought the same thing when I saw apartments and neighborhoods with "plantation" in the name. Are these people self-aware?
In front of the sofa they probably have an Auschwitz Ottoman
The word plantation isn't exclusive to slavery. It's an agricultural term. Slaves worked fields, orchards, mines, etc. Should nothing ever be named with those words either?
@@joshuaanderson4090Aren't there other words that could be used?
How to segregate without breaking the law.
That’s not what they were all about. Woke joke. Not all people had slaves.
Got to see him at lander in greenwood SC last year and we had a Skip with us, when he told that joke our section exploded lol
They finally did it, thanks for releasing the entire show Dry Bar!
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@@melissacrawford3590 definitely. Thanks.
Pretty good, for a 2 year old archive vid, right?
@@melissacrawford3590, how do you download that on a laptop?
This was a fantastic show!!
I’m a 1969 baby! 😆😆😆 The **Nursery Rhymes** part was F’ing HILARIOUS!! 😂😂😂😂
I just shared Mike's show here with a friend and said, "This guy is GOOD, you will really like him."
His humor is beautifully crafted, intelligent and layered and his delivery is focused, cogent and because he's understated in his mannerisms he can easily "get you", take you one direction and then whip you around in the other and cause you to not see what's coming, been coming all along.
I look forward to much more of his intelligent comedy.
One of the funniest shows I've ever had the pleasure of watching. I have a great appreciation for his style and delivery!
Every comedian has their own style. But I've been thoroughly impressed with this channel. Majority are worth the wait of the first few minutes. Some of them get funnier as the show goes on. This guy was good. Thanks DRYBAR!!
Almost 25 minutes of funny comedy and no swear words? That's got to be a record
Welcome to Dry Bar Comedy. That's the point.
that's the point of the entire channel lmao
Great job to him! That's awesome!! I've been so accostomed to comedy with profanity, so thanks for enlightening us on what "Dry Bar" comedy means.
Or the next Bill Cosby.
It's a joke. Funny one too. :D
I love this comedy channel! No booze, no drugs, no "adult" themes and no cussing. Which is lovely, considering I've got a terribly foul mouth, and I really need content like this to remind me not to let those 4 letters come flying out every other sentence.
The jokes, the voice, the confidence this comedian should go viral.
This guy is funny! Good clean comedy is rare in today's times. This was refreshing.